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If there's one thing The Omen, The Exorcist, and The Ring have taught me is that kids can be really scary. Damien, Regan, Samara—terrifying. All of them.

I know what you might be saying. Made-up characters aren't good indicators of real life. But there's one Reddit thread I'd like you to see before telling me that.

Created by a now-deleted user, it asked parents the question: "What is the creepiest thing your kid has ever said or done?" Turns out, real children can give you the spooks just as much as fictional ones.

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People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My daughter Madison told me, at around age 3, about "Kellum" the man with brown pants and a yellow shirt that played with her. I assumed it was an imaginary friend because... well that's what kids do. Then one day, she starts singing a song I'd never heard before. "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer doooo. I'm half crazy all for the love of youuuuu" then she'd mumble a few words and pick back up with "a bicycle built for twooo" I assumed she'd heard it from her babysitter, as she didn't go to daycare and that's the only other person who interacted with her, so I asked the babysitter what the actual words were so I could help her sing it better. Babysitter tells me she thought my husband and I taught her the song because she didn't know it either. So I asked my daughter where she'd heard the song and she tells me "Kellum taught it to me. He sings it to his baby." Eventually, Kellum faded away. Fast forward to about 5 years ago, I'm telling the story to a co worker who recognized the song as an old Nat King Cole tune called "Bicycle Built fot Two". That prompted us to start looking on ancestry.com at my property address history. I start following rabbit holes and find that in the 40s, the Beasley family owned the property adjacent to ours, which is a (now defunct) diary farm until it was sold in the 90s. Deeded owner at the time it was purchased in 1941: Callum Beasley. Father of 5 children, youngest died at age 3, her name was Madeline.

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olx
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly i love stories about supernaturals that just harmlessly play with the kids or do helpful things like reappearing objects that people can't find because it's a nice thought that if ur creeped out by your house it doesnt mean it's evil. if that makes sense??

Who Panda 420
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if you believe that the spirits of the Dead continue on after you would have to believe that just like normal people there would be good and bad ones

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Robert T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a well enough know song. I think it is more likely she picked it up from a children's television programme. The only part that is strange is that the names are coincidentally similar.

RafCo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The song is super famous. I know it and English isn't my first language. It was the first song ever sung by a simulated machine voice. Daisy daisy give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a fancy marriage, i havent got a carriage, but you'll look sweet, up on the seat, of a bicycle built for two.

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GoddessOdd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bicycle Built for Two was actually written in 1892 and was very popular. It was used in 2001 Space Odyssey, when HAL sings it to Dave in a rather ominous way, and I think it's been used in advertising and cartoons, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that she might have heard it somewhere, but the other coincidences make this chilling. I'm glad Callum was a nice man.

debrina blackmoon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never heard it or watched that movie(just a vague scene or 2, maybe), and imaging HAL singing it is VERY CREEPY AF!

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Victor Botha
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Housea the part that you say no one remembers goes, "Daisy Daisy give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, it won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle made for two"

ilikeplants
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The weirdest part is that neither she nor the babysitter recognized the song. It's one of the most common folk songs for children. It's on kids dvds and videos and sung in nearly every school music class at some point.

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Nila Griffin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kellum sounds like toddler speak for cocomelon, which has this song. My 2 year old sings it all the time!

Crissie Laugesen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nat King Cole? It pre-dates him as an English music hall song.

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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok. Isn't this enough proof that spirits exist? Prove me wrong.

Saint Thomas
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A random text on internet is not a proof...

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Thomas Ewing
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They're heere!" and "I see dead people" moments are great.

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It's easy to think that kids make up creepy stories because they "live in fantasy lands" but Emily Hopkins, a psychologist who studies how small children distinguish between fiction and reality, said that “generally they're pretty good at telling real from pretend" although "they can get tripped up in certain situations and circumstances."

"Even when kids start to pretend at about 18 months or so, they seem to understand the difference; if they're pretending that a block is a chocolate chip cookie, they don't try to take a bite out of the wooden block," Hopkins explained.

Kids can usually say whether impossible things happening in a book are real before they're 5, 4, or sometimes even 3 years old. "If there's magic, or things that violate what they know about the real world, that's what helps them to understand that those characters are probably not real. If a character in the book flies, or something, they’ll say, 'That person can't really exist in real life,'" Hopkins said. But if an adult tries to deliberately confuse them—for example, that Santa Claus is bringing them presents—they can be misled.

Kids use information from adults to find out if things are real: Hopkins mentioned studies that show that kids do believe in things they can't see, like germs, when they have been told they are there. Plus, kids use play to think through things that are difficult or scary. That way kids can "work through it in a low-risk way, process it without having to actually experience it themselves." There may be something inside the little ones telling these stories that they just haven't been able to express yet and are just trying to make sense of the world.

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    #2

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My sister got hit by a drunk driver in April and it totalled her car. She had my 4 year old nephew and my infant niece with her. When my mom arrived at the hospital my nephew asked her if he would thank the big guys. What big guys Kaiden? Grammy, the big guys that were in the car with me when it got loud and scary and they hugged me with their arms and kept me safe. Even the insurance adjuster cannot explain how either child escaped with not a scratch.

    Amanda Hawkins , Artyom Kulakov Report

    Laura Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please let this be guardian angels.

    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the back seat? For children, who could be smothered by them?

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    Patti Vance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad, who is now 79, is a true believer in guardian angels and believes he has one as he has had several accidents/illnesses that should have killed him. he is firm in this belief and after his last incident in which drs discovered a golf ball sized tumor on his heart. they cracked his chest, removed it & discovered it was malignant but-and here is where it gets weird-apparently two different kinds of cancer. the one in the center of the mass was the kind that was fast growing but the outer part was a different kind of cancer that encapsulated it. also, they did the surgery on monday & by wed. his incision was so healed & vitals back to normal they released him.

    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air bags for children? in the back seat? who could be smothered by them?

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    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they were those big Teddy Bears from Ikea.

    DogGoneOlive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it was airbags but the child thought it was a big man.

    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the airbags deployed.

    Julian McCallum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are angels. Angels are real, and they were his guardian angels. This isn't creepy, it's a miracle.

    BingeFest1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drunk driving sentences should be more severe

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the prisoners I spoke to when my psych/legal studies class visited a prison when I was in high school was a drunk driver. He was a really young guy (about 23 I think) and was sentenced to 3 months prison after killing someone. The main aim of the excursion was to see whether we thought the sentences were fair and whether they seemed remorseful. This guy's story was chilling. Even though the sentence seems too light, he was utterly destroyed knowing he actually ended someone's life. I think there should be more lengthy sentences for drunk drivers, but the aim of prison is still rehabilitation and I think if they do show remorse and serve their time they should be allowed to build a life again, as their prison time is usually enough for them to not drink and drive again (unless they are an alcoholic).

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    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only surprised this doesn't happen more often.

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    Luckily, kids can also crack us up. Talya Stone, a former public relations specialist turned blogger and the woman behind online journals Motherhood: The Real Deal and 40 Now What who has produced plenty of insightful texts on parenting, told Bored Panda that her little ones have definitely brought more laughter to her life.

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    "Of course, sometimes kids are just good old-fashioned fun," she said. "At younger ages, they have no inhibitions and will say and do all sorts of things that if they were adults would have them branded insane. They can also be incredibly witty at times. But then there are the times when they are just completely inappropriate and you can't help but fall about laughing. Children have an incredible sense of humor and their giggles can be wonderfully infectious."

    Stone thinks that one of the perks of parenting is that when they're little, you can even laugh at your pranksters. Not just with them. "Children are only young once, and have limited time to act like juveniles and your laughter is often the sweetest gift you can give them. That changes as they get older so that's something to be mindful of. Laughing at your kids can also sometimes diffuse a situation but has to be done with a bit of flair so as not to offend them. And incredibly, laughing at your kids can also boost their self-esteem and sense of confidence. It can show that you appreciate their humor and actions, especially if they are being legitimately funny.

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    "At the end of the day, children can really love to see the cheerful effect they have on people, so there is no harm in giving in and having a laugh if it's appropriate," the mother added.

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    However, if you're going to laugh at your children, Stone believes you need to let them laugh at you too and not take yourself too seriously. "Laughter should be a two-way street. Find ways of making a joke out of bad situations but avoid adult humor because children really don't need this in their lives."

    So at least kids can balance out their dark site with some lighter undertones!

    #3

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My husband is a farmer. One night he asked me to pick him up after working ground and it was pretty late, around 10 o'clock. So I loaded our two girls up-then 4 & 2 and headed to the field. We get to the field and C is finishing up his last round so we had to wait for a minute. I rolled the windows down in the van and shut the engine off. After a few minutes my two year old says, "Mommy, who dat man outside?" I said, "I don't see a man, is your ken doll on the floor?" my 4 year old then piped up, "He's right outside your door and staring at you. He's scary. He has blood on his face." That's when I turned the key, rolled the windows up, locked the doors and called my husband and told him to hurry the hell up because the girls are terrified and there's apparently a scary man outside my door that I can't see but both girls are describing him and what he's doing. Thankfully C was done and heading up to the van at that moment and we left. My girls are now 5 and 7 and they both still remember that man and refuse to go to that particular field. I have to ask my MIL to watch them when I need to pick their daddy up from there.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so strange, I can't imagine the fear when u and ur children, in a van, in the pitch black night, and suddenly they just say this. will sh!t my pants for sure

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think it is creepiest when children and animals see things that we can't, but for both girls to see and describe the man and what he was doing make me agree with them...never go back to that field.

    ZombieGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I read these before bed?!

    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you done any research on the history of that property?

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they ever look up local history, or even local lore, to see if there were any violent events that happened on their property. You never know whether your house or backyard or field might be the site of an old crime or battle.

    Tina Kessinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, my daughter could also see dead people. It is a thing....

    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have children but I FULLY believe this is a thing

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    PeachPossum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night of the Living Dead in the Field of Dreams

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if it was a real man... or something not quite natural.

    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be a killjoy, but kids will encourage each other ("Yeah, I saw it too!") and keep up stories for a while to the point where even they start thinking of it as fact.

    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my worst fears growing up was thinking I would, at some point, see something terrible or have something terrible happen to me that my parents couldn't see. I believe the fear started after watching the original "IT" for the first time. The idea that this thing was spewing blood at the girl and her father couldn't see it SHOOK me to my core.

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    #4

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out When my cousin was 2 years old or so, her mom got pregnant again. One day she went to hug her mom's belly and said "little brother sick". A few days later she had a miscarriage...

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    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I know animals have that kind of 6th sense of these things. I wonder if young kids do and lose that ability when they get a bit older.

    Beth S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this. I also believe that some adults still retain those abilities.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a therapy dog who could predict seizures and find infection. I didn't know it until she started doing it on patient visits. I asked a neurosurgeon who happened to be coming into the hospital room in time to see Echo do her thing, if they knew why some dogs can do it. He said that they think dogs can scent the difference in brain chemistry that occurs before seizures of all kinds. Maybe little kids can sense these changes too... or maybe your cousin didn't feel the normal movement she got in response to her belly hug?

    Aria Whitaker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are right Goddess! This topic was of interest to me and when I looked it up, you are certainly on point. So fascinating! "A team of researchers headed by Neil Anthony Powell of Queens University in Belfast reasoned that the metabolic stress and the physiological changes which accompany the onset of a seizure might release volatile organic compounds, which dissolve in the blood and saliva and are eventually either exhaled as part of the respiratory process or appear as sweat. These volatile organic compounds might be detected by a dog's sensitive nose, thus providing a scent cue that a seizure is about to occur."

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    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few days before my miscarriage I felt very intense uneasiness. I came home from work and cried hysterically to my husband that I didn't feel right, like I didn't feel like myself, it was like I was losing my mind. 2 days later I miscarried. I think my body/mind was trying to tell me that something was wrong with the pregnancy.

    Heather Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got pregnant when my son was 9 months old. He kept touching or patting my belly and saying "Otep" after his sister "Autumn" was born he would say her name like "otep" It was like he knew she was in there and what her name was from the start

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, "Otep" sounds nice, too-like an Egyptian name. Even for just a nickname.

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    Tahani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the train to go to work and there was this lady who sat with me and we’d talk a lot every day. One day she tell me, I am pregnant, she was so happy. My first thought was no, you’re not. She miscarried a short while later. Felt guilty for it.

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they’re tiny we have all kinds of abilities, but as we grow up and were told that these things are not true we lose those abilities. Just imagine if you indulged your children and what they saw, rather than tell them whatever they are seeing is not real?

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    #5

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My niece and nephew were 13 and 15 at the time and we were watching them for my brother in law while he was out of town. At about 3am i get shaken and awake to two visibly upset teens who start sobbing about a dead woman trying to get in my nieces bedroom window. This jolts my husband out of bed in a hurry, he grabs his handgun and tells me to stay with the kids. They live in a mobile home that sits on risers, so this window is roughly 9 feet at its base. He goes down the hallway and i hear him shout, "WHAT THE F*K?!" and run back to the front door and outside. Now the niece and nephew are losing their minds, not wanting their uncle getting hurt so i call the cops and walk to the door to see whats going on. The dead woman was in fact a woman hopped out of her mind on who-knows-what, naked, and she did very much look like a corpse. She had been standing on the roof of my truck, trying to see in the windows.

    OnceUponWTF , Danielle Dolson Report

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the fact that she was real makes this scarier... I think I'd rather deal with a ghost than a crazy person.

    Fried Mermaid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the wise words of Dean Winchester: "I'll say it again. Demons, I get. People are crazy"

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scariest episode of Torchwood was definitely the one where humans were killing people rather than aliens!

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably would have noped the hell out of wherever it was that you were living at the time. LOL Sounds like a brilliant time for relocation.

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY! That would be a startling night!

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is understandably creepy!

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's lucky she didn't get popped off

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    #6

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Posted this before My 4 year old son had a habit of announcing when he had to use the bathroom. He would say "I gotta go potty". One time he makes his business known and heads off toward the bathroom. He returns seconds later and says "There's already someone in the bathroom". Now I do know for a fact that it's just the two of us home so the hair stands up on my neck. I ask him, "what do you mean". He repeats, "There's already someone in the bathroom". Now I'm thinking, is it someone "I see dead people" or someone in a hockey goalie mask. So I grab the biggest knife from my knife block and tell him to stay here. I walk to the bathroom, take a wide angle to see in, nobody. Slowly and quietly walk toward the shower and pull back the curtain. Nothing. By now my son has walked around the corner and I ask him "where did you see the person?" He points to an un-flushed toilet and says "See, someone’s already here". His big brother didn't flush the toilet...

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! I love it there's always one funny story to offset all the creepy ones and just make you laugh

    Seven Takahashi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would like but i dont wanna upset the 69 you have

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it that her mind immediately went "ghost or serial killer, no other possible explanation" and then grab a freaking knife, that's kinda badass lol.

    Tim S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like most people's minds go to "ghost" for some reason.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poo came this close to getting stabbed.

    BakedKahuna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the perfect story to tell when he brings home his first girlfriend

    Susan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew! I was thinking this was going to be scary, but it turned out to be funny instead.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty smart kid though. He knew that someone else had already used the bathroom. Just needs to work on how to explain it properly to mom.

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    #7

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I caught my son who was 3 yrs old at the time with my cell phone. He had recently discovered Siri. He was screaming at the phone “are you blood or are you wires?!?!?!”

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be even more creepy if Siri answered "Both".

    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone else: "Siri, where's the best place to hide a dead body?" That kid:

    Kimberly Patterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read, "he had recently discovered SIN" and felt so much concern for that poor three-year-old.

    Sody Pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, I didn't catch that."

    not_at_school ;)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know if thats funny or not...

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    #8

    My son was probably 4 at the time, he’s in the car with my mom and step dad and starts talking about my stepdads father dying. Mind you, I didn’t know how he died and my stepdad has never talked about. My son goes into full detail how he was driving through the mountains and it was a really windy road and it was slippery and he went off the side of the mountain and there was blood all over his face and car. At the end of this in depth explanation he looks at my step dad and goes “it must of have been really scary for him” Well my stepdad is super freaked out by it because his dad did die in fact because he drove off the side of a mountain while it was raining.

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    Finn Gallaher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think you're son overherd a phonecall or something because I looked up a simalar situation when my sister did pretty much the exact same thing a few years ago and it's happened a bunch

    kkathleen517
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sister that died as an infant one year before I was born, she had heart problems. When I was 4 or so my gramma was rocking me and she used to pat my back too. She said that my heart felt like it was beating kinda fast so she said goodness your heart's beating so fast! She said that I replied "yeah, I got a good one this time". I don't remember at all but I believe her everyone did. My gramma was a saint, selfless, kind and she would never make something like that up. Pretty crazy. Am I actually my sister?...

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reassures my hypothesis that grandparents look after their grand babies when they pass. I could always swear my grampa was making faces at my son because he would randomly laugh at the couch. And I feel like my grandma has been there for him in very stressful times (she was the sweetest, most calming person I have ever met)

    Stijn Kraft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can describe the room my uncle committed suicide in, including the exact location he was hanging. There's no photos, no one ever described it to me and though I was one year old when he died, I never actually have been to that room. Kids are weird, man.

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    #9

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad". I said, "No, we say good night". He said "I know. But this time its good bye" Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still here.

    UnfortunateBirthMark , Ashley Walker Report

    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? How do you feel lately?

    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Dad died, and became an actual ghostwriter.

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    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol It sounds disturbing but if it puts your mind at ease, it sounds like your son is playing around with the words we say to try to understand or make sense why we use certain words and terms that seem similar but are not the same.

    Booklover<3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik this is really late, I have a habit of scrolling old things as I am a new panda. But this reminds me of a story I heard about Abe Lincoln and how he would always say goodnight to his friend but the night e got assassinated be said goodbye

    TonyTee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my kid said some s**t like that to me I would've started Praying my ass off real quick 🤣🤣🤣

    NotTodaySatan!!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story has been making the rounds so long I'm more amazed the op believed people hadn't heard it and would believe it. However, reading comments, they were correct I guess.

    Question Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had to check to make sure he didn't get taken by the angels or the devils?

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    #10

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out About 8 years ago, my daughter (who was 5 at the time) woke up in the middle of the night, crying and yelling, almost screaming, around 3am. I went in, bleary eyed, and sat on the side of her bed. My daughter is an eloquent and linguistically advanced little thing, but she was pretty much reduced to a blubbering, quivering mass of terror. She was clearly horrified by something, and just put her head down on my leg and sobbed. She did so for several minutes, with me just patting her back and holding her. When she eventually calmed down, I asked her if she had a bad dream. She told me that she didn't think that she had been dreaming, but that there had been someone looking in her window, and it had really frightened her. I got a little spark of anger; we had had some teenagers messing around in our back yard a few times at night, and if they had worked up the balls to climb the wall and look in, that was bad. My daughter's window is about 9 feet off the ground, and it's a sheer brick wall leading up to it, but you can climb it with a bit of effort (a run and then a grab on the bottom of the window will get you started). I thought that I had frightened off this group of teenagers by stepping out on the back porch with a large gurkha knife a few weeks before, but apparently I had not. She went on, dispelling my assumption. "Daddy, it wasn't those boys. He was just standing on the ground, looking in." As I mentioned - her window is 9 feet off the ground. "And there was something wrong with his hands. His hands were really..." she paused, looking for a word. Then she frowned, and started crying again. "Long. Long and strange." She cried hard again for a second, then kind of stuttered out, "His face was long and wrong too." I held up my hand and asked if the long hands were like mine. She said no, and put her one hand on the base of my hand, and the other about 3 or 4 inches from the tips of my fingers. "This long," she said. "But not as wide. Daddy, I'm scared." So to recap: my daughter woke me up by screaming and crying, then informed that she saw f**king slenderman in the backyard, and that she was scared and he was strange and long. I was sleepy, and had suddently become convinced that there was a monster in the backyard. It's a lot easier to believe in things at 3am. So I did the hardest thing I've ever had to do as a dad. I smiled and said, "Kiddo, I think it was all a dream. I will look in the backyard though, okay." Internal voice: THIS IS HOW HORROR MOVIES START. Don't do it. She said, "Okay" because there's nothing bigger or stronger than Daddy. She actually managed to smile at me, and laid back down in her bed, secure in the knowledge that everything was fine. I got out the same huge gurkha knife and went to the kitchen, which has an exit onto the back porch. I turned on the back lights. In the backyard there was... nothing. Nothing was there, because it was all just a dream. She had a creepy, distressing dream, and she has a gift with language and she made me think that it was real and it scared the bejesus out of me. I went back to her room, and told her that everything was okay and that I would keep her safe. I held her until she slept, and then I went back to bed. I lay awake, staring at the window until my other daughter woke up at 6 for the morning.

    aphoenix , Tarik Haiga Report

    Christina Born
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where she got her gift with language.

    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated those creepypasta stories with the photoshopped photos that looked very real to kids and young teens, and stories that sounded true but were completely fabricated. My daughter was convinced slenderman was real and had been around for a 100 years. It wasn't until the last decade I had ever heard of slenderman. It took a long time for her to figure out it's all fake and her so-called friends lied about seeing creepypasta characters in their basement.

    Laci Fuller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fact that this man has taken his time to write a very detailed and captivating story is amazing. Future book author...?????

    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was quite a short story. I wonder how many others he has written…

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the nasty things from my childhood dreams could come to life... in one of my dreams, the dark creatures could take over an entire town in a matter of seconds, transforming it into a dark "gothic" version of itself.

    /bored_as_heck/
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the plot of the new goosebumps movie?

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    Tahani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really well told story! And a great dad to boot!

    Josephine Camarillo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great father I gives thee a 10000/10 review on welp.

    Linda Riebel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night terrors, a sleep disorder diagnosis. Not exactly like this, though...

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great dad! I probably would've had the same reaction with My kiddo

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    #11

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I overheard a girl tell her mom, "Her eyes are pretty," referring to the new daycare employee, "I wanna wear them on my charm bracelet."

    Lokis_thor-obing_ass , Lindz Graham Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call an exorcist. im telling you, that child is cursed to the brim.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well eyes are very pretty and sparkly like jewels maybe she was just thinking that and not something creepy

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in an antique shop once that had a small case full of glass eyes (how they came to have them is kind of creepy too) and they were very pretty... strange, but pretty.

    Thomas Santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I used to hang out at McDonald's where mom was a manager, there was a lady in line in front of her, and I asked if I could see her hole. Her jaw dropped and my Mom started cracking up! I liked earrings and wanted to know if her ears were pierced. 😁😁😂😂

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a nice premise for a horror movie.

    Natalia Allen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got up one morning and woke my daughter who was around age 7 at the time. Daughter said oh you're alive. I said of course I am why wouldn't I be? Then she said because in my dream last night I killed you. Thanks kiddo.

    Elleana Sky Lopez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Should pay close attention to this one.

    Ryuu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes it's okay to drop-kick a child.

    Kelly davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the shocking hell! I love kids...well most kids lol.

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    #12

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Not a parent, but a sister A couple years ago, me and my sister (me 11 and her 14) Were watching my 4 year old sister. she was always a little weird and said weird stuff but nothing to bad, anyway, me and my sister were watching a movie and fell asleep by accident and when my mom got home she started screaming and shaking us to wake up When we were asleep my mom must have called checking in on us and my little sister picked up and said "I had to do it mommy had to kill them, I cut sissy's throat" And hung up, it still scares me sometimes

    _imtosadforthis , Burak Kebapci Report

    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sense of humor had that girl. Brrrr

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother would so say something like this 🤣

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    Florida, but without the beach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be time to reevaluate what this child is allowed to watch on TV

    Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably someone in the movie that said something similar id assume

    Finn Gallaher
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be traumatized untilll I'm 85 thinking of this (im curentlly 11)

    Dark-Infinity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what brought her to say that...

    Bi bird️‍y
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is extra creepy because i was eleven not to long ago, i have a fourteen yr old sister and a four yr old younger sis

    NotTodaySatan!!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that make it extra creepy? We were all eleven at some point.

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    Annabelle Bordesnki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to reread that a few times to understand it. Sounds like something by brother would do. 6 years old and wants to murder people.

    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you pay attention to what your kids watch...

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    #13

    Not a parent but a good story about my sister She was about 3 years old and we were getting ready to go to our uncle's house for dinner. She was being really fussy and didn't want to get changed so my dad asks her "Don't you want to go to uncle Dan's house?". She then responded saying "No, I don't like the man in the ceiling." We though it was an odd thing to say but didn't give much thought. A few years later we were helping my uncle sell the house and it came out that someone had killed them self in the attic back in the 90's.

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    Finn Gallaher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I will asume you where responsible and called the police...rightttt????????????(@_@)

    Eleanor Akselrad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I had one like that... I didn't like the man in the corner when I was a kid, until about 9 years old. My cousin (6 years younger) didn't like the man in the corner either, until she was about 7. We never talked about this to each other until she was 18 and I was 24. Her dad was listening to the conversation and freaked out quite nicely because the previous owner of the house had hanged himself in that corner. Not even my mom (his sister) knew about it.

    Aurora C.
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    how did they not smell it?

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he wasn't there anymore. The body was taken away after man had passed away in the attic,

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    #14

    "Mommy, when I was big and you were little, we used to dance like this!" He was three. When I was little, I danced with my grandfather in the kitchen, with my feet on his as he moved through the steps. When my son said these words, we were dancing in our living room, with his feet on mine as I moved through the steps. It was a little bit weird.

    KLWK Report

    PopscotchM
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had your grandfather died before your son was born??

    Naomi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if memories get passed through DNA or something, for all these stories of kids remembering family events before they were born.

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your grandfather was reincarnated as your son

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel like I've read this one before

    #15

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Why are you crying? "Bad man" What bad man? "There." Points behind me at a dark corner of the room. Lamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look. She slept in our bed that night.

    falicor , Jp Valery Report

    Buan Stanley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And burnt he house down the next day

    Dark-Infinity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have the guts to stay in the house that night

    Arden B
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    3 years ago

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    Itara Rajion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * burns the house immediately *

    Sody Pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love spooky stories so i give this 10/10

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I would want her to sleep with me too.

    #16

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out So, my son and I stood watching his then 2 yr old daughter as she stood looking, laughing, and chatting away in toddler jibberish at... nothing... in a completely empty hallway. We just watched her and looked at each other with a WTF look on our faces. Same granddaughter, some years later, still sleeps with me when she visits because "that girl" scares her. That's all she'll say because evidently the girl told her not to tell anyone about her.

    TJC528 , Caleb Woods Report

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, have any girls died in the vicinity during the last years... decades?

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never a good sign when the entity says "don't tell anyone about me".

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece did this when she was a little toddler. We would hear her on the baby monitor and if you would go and check on her, she'd be stood up in the cot, staring into the darkness just giggling and chatting. We figured she was talking to my recently deceased grandmother.

    Sody Pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats uhh... Normal. I think.

    NotTodaySatan!!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... she had already told someone about her.

    Thomas Santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive wanted to ask the people that live in my childhood house if they've seen anything weird for years. Haven't worked up to do it yet.

    #17

    I've posted this here before, but it's honestly still the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me. I was vacationing at a big cabin in the mountains for a week for a family reunion. (It was a girl scout cabin, so it was HUGE) My two year old niece was there. Fearless little thing. I'd seriously never seen here scared before. She was the kind of kid that would happily toddle into the forest after a bear if you let her. At the time she was just learning how to talk, so her sentences were one or two words. About three or four days into the stay, I was in the kitchen helping out with lunch when she came in. I gave her a snack and a drink and sent her out. Not a minute later I heard the most bloodcurdling scream. It was horrible. I've never heard a sound quite like it since. It sounded like an animal caught in a trap...but it was human. It was my niece. I raced out into the hallway to see my niece running towards me, face contorted in horror. There were tears streaming down her face as she leaped into my arms and screamed. 'Run. Baby. Eyes. EYES. RUN!' She was shaking like a leaf, but clawing my neck and and clothes trying to get me to run. At one point she pointed down the empty hallway, still screaming about eyes. There were no windows, just a locked door. A blank hallway. By then the rest of the family had come crowding around to see what was going on. I couldn't explain it and neither could she. Just 'baby. Eyes. Baby' and then she'd melt down all over again. This happened two more times during our stay. Once I was holding her upstairs and tried to sit on a couch when she began to scream again, pointing at the couch and telling me to run. Her finger followed 'something' down the hallway and into the empty bunk room. Another time she was running around playing with her cousins when I heard her screaming my name. I found her in the empty bunkroom inconsolable. After that she kept trying to leave. Thankfully we were close to the end of our stay, but all doors needed to be locked to keep her from escaping. She wanted out of there. For a long time after that you could not mention the incident without her falling apart, crying about the 'ghost baby' again. It became taboo to mention it around her. Eventually the family came up with their own explanation, that she must have seen one of her cousins sleeping upstairs and gotten scared by the blanket moving. They treat it like a joke now. I was the only real witness all three times though...and I can tell you that that is NOT what freaked her out. I'm not sure what it was, but it wasn't another child.

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    Finn Gallaher
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she was tired and saw baby doll eyes rolling on the floor happens to me all the time. but.. no one else ever recalls it happening to them or even knowing they where there when I showed them. wiieeerrrddd

    Julieandthephatones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was something out there. there is no way she saw nothing there

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you asked her about it after she got better at language?

    Andrew David Tribble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be Interesting to ask her about it now, IF she can remember anything of course, there might be an Innocent Explanation..... or even a Spooky one!

    Nikole
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    3 years ago

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    Kids have nightmares. She was in an unfamiliar place. Geez.

    Vanta Black
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    Maybe she saw her own reflection, and due to poor lighting could only see her eyes.

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    #18

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My 4-year-old likes to play this make-believe game where she is having a baby and needs it "cut out" of her (we have never explained to her what a C-section is). Then the baby always has some sort of deformity, like no eyes or arms or something, and she needs to try again to have a better baby and she is just going to throw the bad one out. My wife and I have refused to play this game with her once we noticed the pattern, but now she is drafting her younger sister into it and they love it. I'm torn between making them stop or just being happy they're playing so nicely together.

    PorkchopSquats , Charlein Gracia Report

    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, my brother and I had a lot of the Lego railway stuff, and once a year (Christmas) we were allowed to set it all up in the living room. We ALWAYS staged huge catastrophes with body parts flying around. Out mother as pretty horrified and believed we would end up as psychopaths. But there was no reason for it, we were just having fund, and we are pretty normal people now.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a kid working something out through play. Unless/until one of them gets a knife, it seems harmless.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this sounds like something she was exposed to ... maybe she saw or heard a TV show unbeknownst to mom and dad, or a conversation between grown ups, and is now working out her feelings about something that scared her.

    Jessie Willams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them be kids to watch out for trouble

    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow- when I was 4, I played kitchen…

    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is legit, could be past life memories - if you subscribe to that sort of thing.

    scrutator tenebrarum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, kids don't perceive some thematics like adults do. A lot of them like to play games that involve death, deformity and any creepy thing and that's normal

    Kelly Fifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like she's describing thalidomide babies.

    Annette Easton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story reminds me of my grandmother. While my grandmother didn't have a C-section, she did have several children (I want to say something like 8) with various birth defects and deformities due to an RH factor issue. 3 of them survived - one had an extra rib, one had an extra set of teeth (they never grew in though) and one had a severely enlarged heart and had a heart attack during birthing but was revived. They didn't just "throw the bad one out" but they did keep trying to have children so they could have a family.

    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have miscarriages? Perhaps she is seeing her would-be brothers and sisters as they would look had they been carried to term?

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    #19

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I was the kid in this story— unsure of the age, my grandfather still recalls it. We were driving through the blue ridge parkway, me, mom, & grandparents- at some random point I just said out loud “this would be a good place to dump a dead body”. Less than a week later, on the news police found a dead woman outside of the woods far enough from the road you could see her. Spooked my grandfather like crazy.

    [deleted] , Ashley Knedler Report

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kiddd. you're not supposed to tell them you're hiding placessss...

    Anna Tribe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad child for giving him the idea of where to hide his latest victim

    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - too many tourists on Blue Ridge Drive.

    Sody Pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the kid

    Summer Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For thought. F**k this highway. The dragon tail is for the strongest of the strong.

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    #20

    I was with my sister, her husband, and their two year old daughter. We were talking about loved ones that had recently passed (my father had died sometime recently). My brother in law went and grabbed a picture of his mother, who had died in a car crash when he was six, to show me. When my niece saw the picture though she started laughing. We asked her what was so funny and she looked at us and said "that's my special friend who sings to me". I still shiver a bit just thinking about it.

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    the awesome Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so heart warming 💓. She's comforting and caring for her granddaughter from beyond the grave! This goes to show you that a grandmother's love will stop at nothing. Not even death will stop it. So please, upvote this comment and tell your grandmother you love her and give her a hug

    Samantha Power
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds nice, doesn't sound like it is sinister in any way.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with kids and dead relatives

    Marie De Clue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely falls under creepy but it's heart warming at the same time.

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, backing up my hypothesis

    #21

    My 7 year old told me that his old family died in a fire with him and now he has a new family (ours). He told me the names of his siblings and what his parents looked like. What house looked like. When he died. So much detail. I wrote it all down as he talked and after he went to bed, I looked it up. Everything he said matched this one old news story. everything he said fit. This news story I never even heard before and it was about a year and a half before he was ever conceived.

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    Tofu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kinds of stories sure make you question if reincarnation is real or not.

    lolliegag69
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson has done the same thing. He remembers his "other family" his dad and mom and how they would hunt and fish. He said they were in a canoe and it tipped over and his dad drowned. When he was smaller he remembered a lot more. I'm not sure if his mom wrote it all down or not.

    Thomas Santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up an old Unsolved Mysteries episode about a little girl from ancient Egypt! Really wild!

    Andrew David Tribble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you read 'Audrey Rose'? if not then DO.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine him saying I was disappointed when I came to be a person in my second life and not a cat like I wanted.

    Meetmeontheotherside
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In-keeping with Dr Tucker's examples of children's statements about past lives: https://med.virginia.edu/perceptual-studies/our-research/children-who-report-memories-of-previous-lives/ You should pass this on to add to his research

    Wednesday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I neither believed nor disbelieved religion, science, paranormal... I just experienced what I experienced. You can't take that away from me with you rational explanations, man...

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    #22

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Kid's friend hit a bubble and it split into two bubbles. She said it gave birth and was romantic. Then she pooped them and said "murder is more romantic"

    fatlittleyorkies , Pixabay Report

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna read that kids future angst writes

    An Unpopular Opinion.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first though, that it sounded like a really good thing for a book.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll forgive the typo, but pooped is definitely funnier!

    Joe Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she pooped on the bubble...

    Kelly davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this seriously made me 🤣🤣

    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shakespeare with Romeo and Juliet

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... i really wish I could s**t bubbles

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda felt the same way until I pictured the fact that, when I was on the toilet taking a crap, the bubbles would drift up and out from behind me, and my cats would chase them and pop them…

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    Linda Riebel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know you could poop bubbles.

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    #23

    I went into my six year old's bedroom to check on him. I opened the door and looked at him in his bed. He was lying still and didn't look normal. Alarmed, I rushed to him. He was not moving. Not breathing. Would not respond to vocal commands. I shook him, and he just flopped. In a panic, and starting to cry, I started preparing for CPR. As I was moving his head back into the position for a rescue breath, he opened his eyes and laughed at me. Stunned, I reeled backwards. What... what... are you OK? I exclaimed. He said, "I'm fine, I just wanted you to see what it would be like if I was dead". FFS. Children!

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn kids. Always have to screw with you

    Tofu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet another reason not to have children!

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the furred variety are acceptable - they’re incapable of malicious deceit! XD

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    TheWickedOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I took my younger cousin, laid his bike on him and we thought it would be a good and funny idea for me to run inside to my uncle and say a car hit him.. my uncle did not find it funny.... at all..

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is a fairly common thing kids do, pretending to be hurt/dead (though not usually as elaborate as that) because it happens on tv and when they play with parents.

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    Stymied Egan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess things never change. My mother is in assisted living. A year or so ago the staff couldn't wake her up. They called 911 and took her to the ER. Once my sister arrived she was fine. She told my sister she was a "bad old lady". When my sister asked why she responded that she just wanted to see what would happen if she died. She was 98 at the time. FYI she has at other times actually passed out and they have had a very hard time getting her to wake. So far she has, although she's been exhausted after.

    lolliegag69
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little f****r, sounds like something my grandson would do

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell kid why you gotta scare your mama like that?!?

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    #24

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Alone with my 4 year old midwestern daughter, when she randomly whispers, "Ope... she's here." While staring out a dark window.

    [deleted] , Yoel J Gonzalez Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH GOD THAT'S GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES WHEN I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW NOW

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao. I love pointing out the Midwesterness. The Ope woulda been a give away

    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably just saw her reflection.

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S THE SKIN WALKER! RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true midwesterner for sure, but geez sorry, also so creepy lol

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids see some creepy stuff! My cats and dogs randomly start up and stare at things only they can see, and it never fails to send chills down my spine.

    Dark-Infinity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause that's not creepy at all-

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    #25

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My cousin who is three, he keeps referring to any woman he sees as "tasty." We would be watching a movie and he would point out a woman and says "she is tasty." What he means is that she is beautiful. I can't even walk with him outside because I am afraid he might point out to some woman and say that she is tasty.

    SubSahranCamelRider , Ryoji Iwata Report

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In retrospect, naming your child "Hannibal" might have been a bad idea...

    Beth S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely heard that description from someone and figured that it is a good adjective to use to describe an attractive woman.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids pick up a lot more than adults give them credit for. Years ago, I was sitting outside with a friend beside her pool. Her 4 year old daughter was inside, watching cartoons, totally absorbed, at least 30' away. My friend said "I'd like to go to happy hour and look for X" I asked what she planned to do about her daughter, and she said "I'll tell her to go next door and ask the neighbor if she can stay over there until her daddy gets home". She called her daughter (it took a couple of times for her to leave her cartoons and come out to the pool) and told her to run next door and ask if Miss Sue could watch her for half an hour. She asked her daughter to repeat it... she said "I am supposed to go next door and ask Miss Sue if I can play over there until daddy gets home, so you can go to the bar and look for X". I would have sworn there was absolutely no way that little child could have registered that from so far away. That experience made me consider more down to earth options about kids knowing stuff.

    Samantha Power
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a very common saying in the UK, and not considered sinister. OOh he's a bit tasty isn't he for example.

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 Make sure he watches age-appropriate movies

    Emmett O'Brian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend's son was learning to talk, his mom would warn him that her cup of tea was hot, so he learned to say "hot tea" in a gravelly voice. He would repeat it over and over. One day he's saying "hot tea" as the family was out and about. A woman kept turning and looking at them. His parents soon saw that he was making her self conscious because she was wearing shorts that said "Hottie" on her butt.

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a wee tike I loved sequins and shiny things.... Ya know... Like little kids (and just most Fn people do). Grandma thought I was gonna be gay. Well after some lessons from grandma, my mom didnt really find it fun when I would point at ummm well endowed women and say "Nice Boobs"

    Rose the Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously picked it up from teenagers or adults he is in contact with.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he watch a really old movie or something?

    Nikole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What creep taught him THAT??

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    #26

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy its a monster... we should bury it."

    Like_I_was_sayin , Leah Kelley Report

    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so strange. Lots of 3, 4, 5 yo sees their newborn siblings like monsters.

    Cory Tollman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (2yo)only asked the doctor to take my sister back.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most children feel the same way about their younger sibling

    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s a changeling and she knew and that’s the reason why she said that

    Anna Tribe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long ago was this? Update us in 20 years or so.

    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was part of one of reddits "make up a scarey/creepy sentence" things

    GillianDianna McLeod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's first son told us to take his little brother back when the second kid was born. They are best buddies now and have been for years. That's normal sibling jealousy.

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    #27

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied "Oh, nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing.

    utcursch , mk. s Report

    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very articulate 2 1/2 year old. js

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece talked like a book by that age, she picked up phrases so quickly it made your head spin. Never underestimate the ability of a child to eavesdrop, never assume they can't hear you or won't remember. Otherwise you can get quite the reputation in kindergarten lol.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm that's kinda weird me starting to believe that you really do get a second life

    Marie De Clue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spoke to my babies like people. I don't know how to do baby talk. They had extensive vocabularies by the time they were two. This however is rather creepy.

    Huddo's sister
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    This sounds like it was something heard on tv. 'Scroofs' is the sort of thing a child would say when they don't know how to pronounce an overheard word.

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    #28

    Oldest child was 2 and said he always wanted to learn English and it was so great speaking something other than French and tiếng Việt I said what?? He said you call it Vietnamese .. This was super weird as we only speak English and have no French or vietnamese relatives or friends he told me all about his life and how his family moved after the war etc.. o.O

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    Meetmeontheotherside
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In-keeping with Dr Tucker's examples of children's statements about past lives: https://med.virginia.edu/perceptual-studies/our-research/children-who-report-memories-of-previous-lives/ You should pass this on to add to his research

    Diana Paver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the age of 2, the child wouldn't know the difference between languages much less having the ability to speak of them. Two year Olds mostly babble.

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    Viv Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child of 2 can't be that articulate!

    #29

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I’m not a parent, but I babysit this kid regularly so I think this counts. The girl I take care of was about 6 at the time. One day, she was playing with dolls and I saw her rip the head off one and put it in a box. Later that day, I looked inside said box and there was a whole bunch of stray heads. I asked what she was doing this for, and she replied, “Practicing.” This creeped me out enough, but I asked her why and she said, “The man wants me to practice so I can help him one day. I have a picture of him”. Then she showed me the picture of this “man”. She drew it herself and it had gouged out eyes and a bloody mouth. I didn’t babysit her again.

    theofficialmistake , Shi Min T Report

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this when I was 3/4. Over and over again. I clearly remembering telling my mom it was "needed". I wonder if that freaked her out. In reality, they were my sisters fav toys. I didn't really like her then.

    Michael Danhauer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did this... When I asked why she said it was for organizational purposes... Huge sigh of relief from this guy but still weird lol

    Shine Caramia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid likes sorting, too, which can make what she does with Lego Minifigures a bit distressing

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is freaky enough for me to stop reading but the way I am I know I'll continue and will probably have nightmares tonight

    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's showing their kid horror movies to early... Or maybe it was Satan, IDK

    Savanna Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell does she know a "man"!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child is a potential future psychopath by those actions alone. This is how all murders and psychotics start by acting out doll 'murder' and other barbaric acts as harming insects and small creatures when they are very young.

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    #30

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I'm an uncle, but my nephews and I are like father and sons, although it's been a while since I last saw them. One day, they came in from playing outside saying,"There's a man in the cane field". I went to check it and found some guys in full black with bats and knives just waiting. They ran when they saw the house was full, but if I never went to check, I might not be here today.

    RPGWarMonger , Derek Torsani Report

    LiLi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s scary AF. Glad you’re ok!

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they didn't harm the kids. Would've gotten some dogs afterwards.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah guess they were wanting to raid the house! Super freaky

    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one time my mom got home from work when it was dark. Saw me and my sister outside, yelled at us to come inside, came inside, and we were inside. Turns out there was a large group of people in the field behind our house. My sister and I spent like an hour locked in the bathroom with nerf guns while the sheriff came

    #31

    Obligatory not a parent, but I feel like this is fitting. I had to baby sit a herd of kids on the ranch I lived at. I think it's a herd... I mean, 7 kids is a lot. Their ages ranged from 7 to 12, so it was a treat as an 18 year old to try and keep a semblance of order. Thankfully half of them weren't allowed to watch TV normally, so I turned on Spongebob and let them zone out in watching it. By the by, that's creepy enough in it's own right to me. Anyway, before I get to the creepy part I need to explain the layout of the house. It's very long house. If you were looking straight at its center, it had a fenced in courtyard with a huge living room bordering it. This living room had floor to ceiling glass ok both sides, so you could see through the to back yard which was a casually sloping grass lawn. On the left side was the kitchen, garage, a huge dining room, and a bathroom for the pool goers. Note, the living room and kitchen side of things are level with the ground. The bedrooms are all on the right side. There are 4, with about 7 beds between them, another bathroom, and all the windows are elevated. The windows basically start midway up the wall. There is also another restroom tucked in the hallway. Theres no way to exit from the bedrooms, but if there were you would need stairs or a ramp as on that side the ground drops a good 5 to 6ft minimum. Well, all the adults are out exploring the ranch (tbh I suspect the father of half the kids more wanted to go have kinky forest fun times with his new gf) and I'm stuck with the herd. They all finally chill out and I excuse myself to use the bathroom. I cruise through the kitchen, through the dining room, to the outside pool bathroom, do my thing, and come back to the living room the way I came. As I walk in, all the kids are f**king stoked. Like, they went from TV gremlins to just f**king amazed and excited! They are all standing near the entrance to the bedroom hallway, pointing out the window going "I just saw him!" They all have their backs to me, so I kind of startled them when I asked them what they saw. They whirled around, dumbstruck, and ask me how the heck I did that. They all swear they saw me, or rather they saw someone who looked like me and wearing a white tshirt like me, walk right by that bedroom window from the outside! I raised an eyebrow, then had to think about the following: We are alone on a huge ranch. The kids families are wealthy as f**k. There is a potential of either a poacher, a drug grower, or a random person of questionable means having found this house. I tell the kids to lock themselves in the closest bedroom and not to come out until I say so, I pop open the gun locker and grab the closest shotgun (ranch rules for the win, we use them for snakes that are in hard to get to places), and I dart out the front to cut off who ever the heck is walking around the house. Well, no one is there. Driveway is empty, no tracks in the dirt beyond car tracks. I can see far and wide thanks to freshly mowed fields... I walked back to the bedroom window to see if I could find anything hinting at someone having been there, and nothing. That's when it dawned on me: I'm standing under the very same window they saw someone walking in front of. I'm 5ft9in, and this window is easily 6 and a half feet off the ground. They claimed they saw my tshirt and torso clearly, though the window. What ever they saw had to have been tall as f**k. That's when my blood ran cold and proceeded to lock down the whole place, turn on movies for the kids, and nursed that gun until the parents came home. Naturally, the parents thought I was over reacting. But to be honest, in the middle of nowhere? I'm not taking any chances.

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TL;DR 18 y/o babysits 7 kids while the adults explore the ranch with potentially ✨ s P i C y and q U e S t I o N a B l E ✨ motives. since the kids usually arent allowed to watch tv, theyre easy to manage as OP just throws on a cartoon and they all become transfixed. At some point during the evening, OP goes to the bathroom and when they return, all the kids are super excited, like, off the walls ecstatic. They keep saying stuff like "I just saw him" and they say they saw OP walking past a window. OP makes the kids lock themselves in a closet and grabs a gun. they leave the building to investigate and realise the window they saw their head and torso through must've been six and a half feet high. they lockdown the house and keep the gun with them till the grown ups return.

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i realised its not really that short but its shorter then the original

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    AkumaDayo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly don't see how the layout description helped with the story, could've just said "kids saw me outside, window is tall as all get out, meaning what they saw was also super tall, oh lord that's scary so I locked everything up and guarded the kids with this loaded gun I found" Flaws of the story telling aside, very spooky concept to see a tall as heck doppelganger of yourself, gives me skinwalker vibes and I'm absolutely terrified of those,,,

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's an 'Ingratitude' of children 🤣🤣🤣

    grindelwald_the_insomnia_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    according to google a pack of karens (a karen is also a member of a indigenous people of east berma) is called a complaint. a group of giraffes is called a tower. babel of words, whirl of windmills, rabble of remedies, and a loveliness of ladybugs.

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    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck on "kinky forest fun times".

    Jane Jane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a reflection in the window? Bigger question is why is an 18yr old watching 7 kids AND walking around with a loaded gun?

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I was watching 7 kids at 13. My big brother was there too, but mostly for legal reasons since he didn't do anything. The gun thing I don't like, but I do know how to shoot one.

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    BakedKahuna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was looking after a herd of baby goats until the TV part came up...

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I gotta stop reading these creepy window stories

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    #32

    Not me but my cousin. She woke up in the middle of the night with a tap on her shoulder and her husband saying your son needs you. She wakes up to see her four year standing at her side of the bed, she asked him to go back to bed, he was too scared, she asked him to climb into bed between her and daddy. He shook his head and said he was too scared, she sits up to see her husband wasn't in the bed. Her husband was coming up the stairs with a glass of warm milk for their kid.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wakes up after her husband taps her shoulder and immediately falls back asleep for a few seconds. Meanwhile the husband goes downstairs to get a cup of warm milk for the kid who had a nightmare. She wakes back up, not realizing she was out for a few seconds and freaks out when her husband isn't there. The end.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sage, exorcisms, crosses and salt lines, throw everything in that general direction and RUN

    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget iron. Ghosts don't like iron. Or so I heard.

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    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one that completely freaked me out.

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    Vivaan Samaraweera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger

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    #33

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My 3year old while eating dinner told me there was a man on the balcony with red eyes with his mouth gaping open, like a scream face... we live on the 3rd floor and the only access to that balcony is from inside. Needless to say I didnt turn around. Hes said so much weird things.. we live in a really really old apartment, and I dont believe in ghosts, but he creeps me out.

    Forever_Pancakes , cottonbro Report

    LiLi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are able to see paranormal activity that adults can’t. Maybe he’s onto something.

    Rost it
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nonsense. Show me a single proven case of this. You make clains like this but paranormal stuff is make believe.

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    Melissa Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that same situation when I was around age 6. We lived across from an abandoned church in a 3rd floor apartment. I would always scream and cry about the floating man with glowing red eyes. To be fair, I'm an adult with mental illness so it could have been an early sign of that.

    Anna Tribe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of you need to say to the ghosts that you are really grateful to have found such a beautiful home to live and that you understand that they were here before you. That they were welcome to stay just please "don't scare my child" or move things around, especially at night while you are sleeping. Also that you lose things and you would be incredibly grateful for help finding the items. I don't have problems after I do that. The one time I didn't i had numerous issues.

    PeachPossum
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    Hmm... If my kid talked like that, I'd consider putting him up for adoption. Yikes.

    #34

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Back in the mid-60s, my cousin's family lived out near the ocean on the coast of Japan. It wasn't so built up back then, and they lived near a rocky cliff where a small lighthouse sat. My cousin was maybe 8 at the time, but he was sort of obsessed with turtles. He had a pet turtle with an odd name, and he took very good care of it, to the point where he didn't have much of a social life. It was a wild turtle he'd caught, and since he was missing out on socializing anyway, his parents eventually convinced him to let the turtle go. He let it go in a small pond nearby, but he'd go out to talk to it every day. Anyway, one day there was a big downburst coming up from the sea, it came out of nowhere and was absolutely ferocious. My cousin was caught out in the open and ran to the lighthouse for protection. The storm passed in a few minutes, but the sea was so ferocious that the lighthouse crumbled under the waves. My cousin was found slightly dazed but unharmed, sitting a few hundred yards from the rubble. Anyway, my cousin doesn't remember this today, but his parents told me that he wouldn't shut up about how his turtle had turned giant, come out of the sea, and caught him before flying away. His English wasn't the best, but he just kept repeating the same thing: "Gamera is friend to children!"

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gamera is a series of movies. Best seen with Mst3k treatment though. Tibby my Tibby.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most definitely! MST3K turned me on to Gamera! I can hear the same song in my head right now it's too funny.

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    Yayaboobo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the plot of a movie.

    #35

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I looked at the video monitor to make sure my 2-year old daughter was finally asleep since she hadn’t made noise in awhile. I see her standing up in her crib. She slowly bends over to the side, cocks her head towards her knee, and says “hi”. How did she know I was looking at the monitor at that exact moment?! Plus, the way she was bent at the waste looked humanly impossible, and the night vision function made her eyes look so creepy.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POSESSED! THIS IS HOW A UH ALEXA HORROR STORY STARTED RIGHT

    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik ik off topic: I don't know how babies can feel comfortable to sleep on their backs with no security blanket and just nothing.

    Marco Pietersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can in fact see the IR lights turn on when the camera activates. My son used to respond to them since he was 2.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the baby monitor have it where you could speak through that end maybe she heard you move???

    #36

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out When we first moved into our new house, our four-year-old refused to go upstairs. When asked why, he replied "I don't want the things upstairs to defeat me!" I get it, little man. I don't want the things upstairs to defeat me either.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving into a new home is how 99% of horror movies start.

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather normal imo, maybe because he had a nightmare in ur old house and uh all that crap.

    #37

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I was napping on the couch and my then three year old was standing there with a toy, felt saw. I woke up to him saying "I'm going to saw mommy's head off!!" Uhhhh....nope.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's innocent and he just wants to replicate a magic trick he saw

    ThePanInPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually sounds like something a toddler would do. My little cousin used to be obsessed with pretending everything was a gun and that he was shooting people, but he phased out of it pretty quick and he's fine now. It's just one of those things.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah kids do like to role play those sort of things. The number of times I've heard a 3 year old say something like 'then I just cut your legs off' is astounding.

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you'll fit on the couch better.

    #38

    Not sure if allowed, but not my kid. It was me as a baby. My mom tells this story all the time. Apparently, when I as only 3 months old, my parents took me on the yearly summer trip to France. They were supposed to drive all night, but my dad nearly fell asleep at the wheel, so they decided to stop and sleep somewhere. Luckily we had an RV, so all they needed to do was find a camp site. After 30 minutes of looking, they were unable to find a camp site nearby, so decided that a church parking lot would do. At 3am they drove onto the lot, and as soon as they did, I (up until then seeping soundly) started screaming at the top of my lungs. They tried everything for an hour, clean diaper, food, walking, rocking. Nothing worked. So, knowing they wouldn't get any sleep, decided to continue the journey. As soon as they left the parking lot, I stopped. Like turning of a light switch. It still creeps them out to this day.

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you been to churches since without incident. 8nquiring mindscwould like to Omen child.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's kid would only sleep when he was in a moving car for a while, maybe it was something like that?

    J P.G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just needed the motion of the RV to help you sleep?

    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please fill in this questionnaire. 1) Are you the Antichrist?

    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2) Get thee hence. That's not a question, but I'd like you to do it anyway.

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to scream at the thought of entering churches too. You're not alone

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, young kids aren't huge fans of churches until they can understand what's really going on.

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    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo Satan! You owe me a new soul, you rat bastard!

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After hearing stories, I don't know that I would like to take a road trip with a baby. When I was a baby my parents had to drive interstate for a wedding. I had an older brother who had epilepsy. Apparently I spent the whole trip screaming at the top of my lungs while my brother had multiple seizures!

    JennaMae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was the church.. u know they have had quite the bloody history!

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    #39

    When my child was about 4/5 he started going to a school styled day care, prepping for kindergarten. He told me one day that there was a girl named kallie in his class who lived in the woods, didn’t think much of it. A few days later he keeps mentioning kallie and his conversations with her while at school, since I wanted to know who his new friend was I asked him if he could show her to me. To which I was immediately replied with “no, she’s dead.” He later explained she died in a fire and couldn’t leave the daycare facility. We just shrugged it off as him being weird. One night around 9pm he began sobbing hysterically telling us we needed to go get kallie, she was stuck at school. No one could save her. We tried to call him down saying maybe her mom would come. Eventually he went to bed. He’s 7 now and hasn’t mentioned her since leaving the facility. Super weird.

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    #40

    Am the child, but my mom told me when I was about 3 I told her, very calmly, that “the voices in my head are telling me to kill myself”. I still don’t really believe her but that’s not really something she’d lie about. Haven’t heard voices since so maybe they killed themselves?

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    Thomas Santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just recently found out a friend that heard voices killed someone, nicest guy Ever! Wouldn't hurt a fly. Mental disorders are real, but the voices might be too....

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell my parents about the voices all the time... Then I told the doctor. "Its like aliens are sending messages to my brain" I wasn't normal

    ~Alex~
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    3 years ago

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    Karma lol

    The eerie stories that children tell often evoke a sense of unease and fascination, much like the bizarre merging of technology with the macabre. For instance, the unsettling kid's expressions and experiences can be as spine-chilling as the horror of integrating a talking skull with a digital assistant.

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    #41

    Not a parent, but my cousin is, this was about last year? For anon sake I’ll call him Dave. We were out on an all day fishing trip and told me that if I wanted to spend the night at his place, I was more than welcome to. Not seeing him in a while and still wanting to shoot the s**t, I said sure! He lives in a rancher with his wife of 2 years, and their 7 year old son. (He’s a good part older than me.) When we got back to his place, we had dinner, watched TV, normal things with nothing eventful happening. Eventually his wife and son went to bed which left us alone in the living room. That’s when I asked him, you liking this place so far? (Mind you, the last time we saw each other, he was living in a different place at the time.) He said “yeah” but was making a face that you could tell he wanted to say more. He eventually followed up with, “don’t get me wrong, this place is great but there’s just something weird about it, I don’t know what it is.” Which I told him it’s a new place and he probably hasn’t gotten used to it quite yet. He agreed and we went back to watching some show when we could faintly hear his son talking, we just look at each other and dismiss it thinking he was talking in his sleep or something. And hour goes by and it’s getting late, and Dave can still hear his son talking so he decides to check on him as to why he’s up. He enters his sons room with a “hey buddy why are you-“ This is followed up by him shuffling to pick up his son and carry him out slamming on the door, and waking his wife and sending us all out of the house. I’m obviously freaked, Dave is freaked, his wife (Jen) is groggy and confused, but their son is just, poker face about the whole situation, no reaction. As soon as I know we’re all out on the sidewalk in front of his house when he asks me to call the police, I oblige, not even thinking if it was a prank, and wait. I ask him “What happened man?” Took him a while to gather a response, then he looked at me with the weirdest facial expression and said, “he was on his bed sitting up talking towards the closet, when I looked over to see what was in there, I saw an old man, and I swear to god man, he was smiling at me.” He was tearing up as he was telling me this. Police arrive. They check the house, no sign of entry at all, everything except the front door is locked. When everything was said and done, Dave made everyone sleep out in the living room at night. I went home, and 4 months after that night, they moved. I see him even more since he ended up moving closer to me. I asked him if he moved because of the man he saw. And he’ll just shrug it off. Almost like he saw him again. Either way, something happened that night. Now his son plays Fortnite, so you decide what’s creepier.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he ever ask the kid what they were talking about cause I would love to know.

    Andonis600
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortnite was definitely creepier.

    #42

    "Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed". "He is behind you now". Still haven't gotten over that one and shiver at the memory.

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    #43

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I'm just the uncle, and my SIL would be the one to ask for all the details, but I my niece apparently has an invisible friend with a blue face and red hair. SIL thought it was just an imaginary friend, until she talked with other parents and figured out that all the kids living in their neck of the woods have apparently seen the same man, blue face and red hair, but none of their classmates who live farther away did. Niece apparently gets frustrated sometimes when she points at an empty spot and says "He is right here! You don't see him?" This is something several neighbors have reported their kids did as well.

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    #44

    5yo (now 7) - What happens when you die? Me - I'm not really sure. 5yo - No. What happens when YOU die? Me - Uhhhhh... [panicking] want some chicken nuggets?

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    BigOrangeTractor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly concerned about who will look after them, etc.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If something happens to my parents, my big brother is going to come home and care for the other kids so I can "live my life", as my mother says.

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    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What happens when chickens die? They end up in my tummy!"

    Box Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken nuggets are the perfect distraction from death.

    #45

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out I was the child. Mum was dreaming that my uncle was in the garden and it was snowing so she was desperately trying to get him to come inside. At 4 years of age I ran into her bedroom, woke her up and said "Mum mum mum! You've got to get uncle Paul out of the garden it's snowing!" She freaked out.

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    Kaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know if something happened to Uncle Paul that night 🤔

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    #46

    My now 11 year old daughter had an "imaginary" friend when she was five. We were staying with my parents for the summer so the older kids could enjoy the country and spend time with family. Our second day visiting I hear my daughter talking to someone on the porch. I didn't think anything of it at first. I just assumed it was one of her older siblings. Then she came inside for some water and asked if she could bring some to her new friend, Elizabeth. I knew damn good and well that there were no other kids here. My parents live in the middle of 4 acres surrounded by woods and swamp land around the back of the property. So, ok cool, my kid had an imaginary friend. No biggie...if only. Over the next few weeks we are slowly given details about Elizabeth. "She has dark hair but some of it is orange looking like it's dirty from kool aid. She has a bloody and messed up leg and she limps because she was run over. Not run over by a car cuz it didnt have an engine. Elizabeth lives in the woods alone and doesn't sleep. She is darker than me like she has a really good tan." Seriously, all she talked about was her new friend Elizabeth. I was kind of creeped out, but even my Mom thought maybe it was just a crazy imagination. Then right at the month mark my daughter asks my Dad if she can have a sleepover with Elizabeth. He laughs and says ok. Luckily my Mom and I made it home from the store just in time to watch my 5 year old walk towards with woods with a backpack. I rush out to stop her and remind her of our rules about not going in to the woods alone. She was very upset that I cancelled her sleepover. The next day I went out on the porch with her and she starts talking to thin air again. This time arguing that it wasnt her fault her Mommy said no, and then begging Elizabeth not to hurt me for being mean. We went inside immediately. There was amount of logic that could change the feeling of dread that came over me. For the duration of our stay I would hear really creepy stuff coming from that side of the woods and got to the point that I avoided it entirely. I still do. Why? About a year after that the county finally decided to repave my parents road. It took much longer than expected because they had to tear the road up completely to remove old tree stumps that had never been removed and were causing the potholes. When speaking with the project manager my parents found out that their road was actually the end of the Trail of Tears down here on this end and that (1) that is why the stumps weren't removed, as wagons could easily go around them (2) somewhere back here was the sight of an ambush that resulted in the deaths of several children and adults when they were crushed by rushing wagons.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, she was white with blond hair and green eyes, and she died from being crushed to death. Side note, though, I can do a pretty decent Circus Baby impression.

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    #47

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out My oldest daughter usually stands beside my bed at night. When she was 5 yo she already had long black hair. The creepy part was that she just stood there not even tried to wake me or my wife up. She were just standing there for two or three hours watching us. When she finished looking at us she'd go back to her bed and sleep like nothing happens. That was a really creepy time of my life. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night cause of an urgent need to pee and looking directly at her eyes.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleepwalking? I had a college roommate who was a sleepwalker and he did some pretty weird stuff while sleeping.

    PeachPossum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy who is a sleep artist. Lee Hadwin produces some amazing drawings while still asleep.

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Do You Know It Was "Two Or Three Hours" ?

    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably shouldn't ever watch 'The Ring'.

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    #48

    I was the child. Some background info: grew up in the country in the Midwest. We do t lock our doors around here, at least not in the country. We had a wood burning stove so had a logging road in our “back yard” that lead into a meadow and then into woods where we would get our firewood. There is a surprising amount of local UFO stories in my particular corner of Wisconsin but at the time this story takes place I didn’t know what an alien was or any of the stories or anything. I was about 4. One night my mom woke up to the sound of our front door opening and closing. She grabs a knife and goes out to investigate. In the light of the yard-light she sees bitty me walking barefoot out towards the logging road. She runs outside and grabs me and asks me what do I think I’m doing?! Me: “I have to go visit my friends.” Mom: “what?! What friends?” Me: my new friend, they told me to meet them in the meadow.” I ended up explaining to my mom that my new friends can talk to me in my wad without being near me, that they don’t wear clothes and they want to take me on a trip. There have been several cases of mutilated cattle over the years and if you ask the right questions to the right people...loads of stories of lights in the sky and strange figures and what have you. My grandpa refused to ever talk about “the night”. All I know is the cattle were mutilated, my grandma cried if you brought it up and my grandpa would not let anyone talk about it in his presence. Since then, I have seen some pretty strange s**t out at the farm. I do remember needing to meet my friends in the meadow.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch Elves on Netflix not aliens but theirs allot of dead cows.

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    Anna Tribe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this was an episode of Grimm!

    #49

    Walking past an old cemetery, my (then) 3-year-old son casually said, "My brother is in there." When I reminded him that he didn't have a brother, he said, "No, Mama... from before. When the other lady was my mommy."

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    #50

    When my son was small, I was talking to him about growing potatoes. I described how you bank up the earth around them as they grow, and he said "I used to do that when I was an old man".

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    #51

    My son woke me up at about 2 a.m, in fear. We live in a one-story house, so his window is facing towards the street on a ground-level. He told me there was a man outside looking back at him. I follow him back, and sure enough, our neighbor was looking into the window. I asked him what he was doin, he didn't answer. I called my husband to come and when he got there, he walked away. The next day I asked my neighbor if he recalled the events of that night and he said no. Probably sleepwalking. Scared the s**t out of me.

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    L1z4rd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people close the curtains at night?

    Katarzyna B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't, I like to wake up to the sun. But I'm also on the second story.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I used to sleep walk at my old house I preferred sleeping in my dad's chair then my own bed and I would sleep walk there. Also my brother randomly sits up in the night and says stuff lol

    #52

    My son was three, and we were reading a story called "When it Snows", and there's a part about a dark forest. My beautiful angel faced baby turns to me and says, "Mommy, you can't scream in the dark, or the ghosts will find you. leans in and whispers you can't scream." So of course I almost throw the book before grabbing him up and telling him that I'll always come to find him in the dark, no matter what, and the ghosts have to do what I say because I'm Mommy, blah blah. At the time, he thought I was everyone's boss, lol, so I used it then. It was so creepy, but man, it broke my heart hearing that kind of cold and lonely thought coming from such a wee little guy. I still get choked up thinking about it.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the kid was talking about wolves?? A wolves howl kinda sounds like a ghost lol

    #53

    When he was around 2 1/2 my son and I were driving home at night. Car seats were in the front then (30 years ago). He turned to me and said "I am not from here". I asked him where he was from. He explained to me that our world is a bubble amongst countless other bubbles. He said he was from another bubble. I don't think I even answered him...

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    Wednesday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was absolutely sure I had to be an alien because man was I in the wrong family...

    Paul Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a pretty complicated conversation for a 2yo. Js

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me and my friends are from a bubble far far away where the only shows are Aphmau and FNAF and the only games are Minecraft and there's no boys lol

    AnnaB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bubble popped a long time ago...

    ZefRam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if someone if not from a bubble?

    #54

    While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Snake neck” could be a snake tattoo on his neck, or his neck is skinny (what we used to call “pencil neck”). Doesn’t necessarily mean he hung himself. I would simply HAVE to know, so would look into it. But you do you.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession time: I have convinced my little sisters that there is a ghost named Bob who lives in my closet but goes out adventuring most of the time after he died of starvation due to locking himself into his room to protest against his landlord raising the rent.

    #55

    My little girl is 3. We've always had creepy incidents. But a few weeks back we had a week of her pointing near the bedroom window and talking about the boy with no eyes who was crying because he wanted me to be his mum.

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    #56

    My 4 year old talks about death a lot- dead pets, dead family members- weird but whatever. The one that freaks me out is when she mentions “my dead grandma that got shot”. We never talk about my husband’s mom, who took her own life when my husband was a teenager. I’m a skeptic when it comes to the supernatural but it makes me wonder.

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    #57

    when our son was about 7 years old sometimes when he walked passed the TV it would turn off or come on. he couldn't do it at will. just accidentally. after a few months it just quit happening.

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    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kill watch batteries. I have several nice watches I bought over the years and have several I got from my grandmother. I can only wear the old wind up watches I got from my grandmother because I can drain a watch battery in minutes. I've been wanting a smart watch but won't waste my money knowing I won't be able to wear it.

    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother kills earbuds! He has had 5 pairs of wireless earbuds, all for them to stop working in under a week. It’s probably because of the amount of electricity in your body

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also had fun turning TV off and on from far away when I discovered remote control app on my phone.

    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my teens, whenever I was very emotional (positively or negatively) tvs and radios would get loads of static. Light bulbs would also go "plink" as I passed, they were not switched on. I gave loads of people static shocks. It passed as I aged.

    #58

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out on a long drive through central/western Pennsylvania (all farms & hills or forests & low mountains), my 5yo out of nowhere says, "this will look really cool as a wasteland. you know, after everyone dies" as much as we asked, he didn't elaborate on that. h Edit: 1. It was between Williamsport & Wellsboro on Rt 15 when he said it 2. The “h” was from another sentence that was accidentally deleted. He caught us off guard because the car was dead quiet, between songs and we thought he was on his tablet. It really creeped us out.

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a zombie situation that was probably seen on tv. Kids pick up more stuff than we know. TV shows, adult conversations, radio, just the world in general. They are like little sponges and that’s why being an attentive/present parent is so important - you can be the one to help them sort all that out.

    #59

    I used to babysit these two kids many decades ago. One of them was a really good kid, the other one was pretty much a juvenile delinquent. One day the juvenile delinquent got mad at what I cooked for dinner for the two of them, so he found a screwdriver and started chasing me and his little brother around the house with it. I had to call the parents, who acted like it was just a funny little thing that the kid did occassionally. Never babysat for them again.

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    #60

    He stared at the corner and said. “Why is that man watching us? And why is his head like this?” Then he turned his head at a sharp angle, similar to how a hanging victim would look. I tried to look up deaths/su*cides at our house and could find anything but needless to say it freaked me the f**k out.

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    #61

    Not sure if this counts cause I was the kid that scared myself. I was a bit of a sleepwalker and one night I decided to sleepwalk into my closet. It's a very small space I just barely fit into. When I woke up it was still completely dark around me. Nothing special but I was feeling around and, welp, I was stuck. didn't realize where I was. Scared myself so f**king much and started calling for my mom. Who found me, in my closet, crying and screaming. Like a lil idiot.

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    Brightheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of my cousin. he sleep walks and sleep pees. he will go to the toilet well he sleeps like sleep walks to the toilet and pees while he is still sleeping. anyway one night he sat up in bed while me and my other cousin were on the other bed. he started swaying back and forth. then went back to sleep. he did that another time and my cousin told me he sleep walks and sleep pees. i laughed. anyway he got out of bed, did a circle in my room then sat back on the bed. 2 minutes later he got up again, walked out of my room so my cousin and I followed him to make sure he did not fall down stairs or pee on the floor. he goes into the washroom then we call his name. the door was open because he did not close it because he was asleep. we called his name then he screamed at the top of his lungs a scream of horror then carried on with his pee and back to bed he went. all that while sleepwalking. what a night.

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to do stuff like that too! He peed on the side of his bed once

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    #62

    I'm the child, but one time I brandished a kitchen knife on my parents and told them to 'watch out while they're sleeping'. In retrospect, my abusive childhood displayed itself earlier than I realised.

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    Elin Noller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the abusive bit is creepier than what the kid said.

    #63

    When my daughter was 3, I was taking her to her first slumber party. Daughter: Mommy, I have a question about my slumber party. Me: Yes darling girl? Daughter: Are there rules or is it to the death? Needless to say I checked her bag to see what she may have snuck in there after I packed it.

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obv she's taking about pillow fights..

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say I've had a pillow fight to the death. Is there a secret club for this?

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    It's_me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age 3 for a slumber party?

    #64

    As a newborn, she giggles and rolls her eyes into the back of her skull. Sometimes when she's breastfeeding. It's unnerving.

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    Jamie Griffith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always been able to do that by a thought

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sis used to do the same thing

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to do that. He would also sleep with his eyes half open, but rolled to the back of his head. It was creepy the first time but we got used to it and it wasn't a big deal.

    #65

    I don’t know if this counts but if my 4 year old is too overtired or hot he gets night terrors. When he was about 3ish we weren’t aware this was a thing that could happen and he had a night terror . We was screaming and crying in bed so I went to get him and he started screaming more as soon as he saw me. I picked him up to calm him down and he was absolutely terrified, and was trying to claw at my face while he screamed in horror. Finally I took him outside as a change of scenery and he snapped out of it! It happened a few times before we realized what these episodes were! The thing with night terrors is he looked like he was completely awake.

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    AnnaB
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night terrors also might possibly be the memories or reliving of a traumatic death in a past life.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've woke up crying one time the kitten in my dream died THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE

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    #66

    My son regularly wakes me up, standing perfectly still, staring into my soul in the pitch black at the foot of our bed. He usually just wants to get in bed with us and I’ve pretty much gotten used to it. One time he completely freaked me out though, I woke up as normal but as soon as I sat up he came out with “the voices told me to bite your face off daddy” he then climbed in between me and his mum and went straight to sleep, needless to say I didn’t go back to sleep that night.

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    Kaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go find a good psychiatrist for that kid

    #67

    People Share The Creepiest 40 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out Both of my children, when they were babies, would point to empty corners of the room as if someone were there.

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    StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine used to do that. I'd be nursing her or feeding her bottle. Instead of looking at me, she'd be looking back and forth in the room like something is pacing I couldn't see.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to scan the walls when I was little... For some reason looking back and forth helped me sleep lol maybe knowing it was safe?

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has twins (they are 10 this next month) and when they were just talking they’d be ‘playing’ with ‘Sarah’ and laugh and giggle etc. Sarah was my sisters bff who died in a really bad car accident not long before the twins were born. They never heard her name spoken around the house as my sister is super sensitive and wouldn’t bring it up, so when the twins started that it freaked it her out a bit.

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently me and my cat would stare at exactly the same, moving point, sometimes together, sometimes across the room from each other in a victorian (?) townhouse. i also used to see floating coloured shapes up until year three when we moved away into a house from the seventies that had had one woman that lived there all her life, and both her and her husband had (unfortunately) passed far away in a hospital, and then into a newbuild. i only see the patches occasionally now. they used to think it was because i needed glasses (which i do, but not for that) but when i got them they didnt go away.

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    edit, since i cant actually edit in app: i dont know what possessed me (no pun intended) to refer to the house as a her but uhh it happened, and when i said "all her life" i meant the life of the house. in that house i used to see one blue patch tho, and sometimes a little white scotty dog would appear in the darl, i forgot to mention that.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my parents, I did the same thing. Our house was brand new at that time, too, so it was odd.

    #68

    Not my child, but my friend walked in on his daughter crucifying her barbie dolls

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    Kelly davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a normal part of childhood as far as I'm aware, it's when they move onto pets you need to worry.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid I would hang my barbies as punishment. I would catch parts of movies I shouldn't have been watching and just kinda acted them out. So don't worry too much. Some of us over imaginative kids take stuff we see and roll with it while playing

    L.N.a mm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, just sounds like curch influence. Some of those icons are freaking gory horror story!! Then you eat his flesh and drink his blood. Yipes.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I need to make a debate on my super religious forum website about how Catholics are technically vampires. Hang on.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid please don't crucify Barbies they don't like it

    #69

    Not a parent but I was once babysitting my niece, who was around 3 at the time, and she needed a bath before bed. I noticed as she was splashing around and playing with her toys she kept looking just over my shoulder into the corner of the bathroom and giggling. I looked over my shoulder and of course nothing was there. As I turned back to her she had a completely blank look on her face, stared directly into my eyes and said "don't be scared" then started giggling uncontrollably. Safe to say I snatched her out of the bath real quick and got her ready for bed. About half an hour after leaving her in the bedroom I heard her laughing and talking. I went in to check if she was sleep talking but she was sat upright, cross legged in the middle of the bed as if she was chatting to someone sat opposite her. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm talking to the man". "What man?" I asked to which she replied "the ghost, Steven". I tucked her back into bed and she drifted off pretty quickly. I never asked her about it the next day but she's 6 now and doesn't remember a thing about it. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep with the light on that night. I don't know where she would have learned about ghosts at that age either but Mum said me and my sisters used to do it as kids too.

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    #70

    Not my kid but my little cousin, we were outside on our porch and by the hot tub and he whispered “it’s your time” and started trying to drown me, he was 6 and I didn’t really have a problem taking him off but what the f**k

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time my three y/o cousin was like "can you tickle [brother]" so i did and then she said "can you pinch [brother]" and i was like thats not very nice is it, but i can hug him instead, so i did and then she was like "can you k*ll [brother]" and i was like. *what.* she was like "can you k*ll [brother]" me and brother shared a glance like WTF and then, unprompted she gets angrier and goes "can you K*LL [BROTHER]???" and i was like no???

    #71

    My nephew was 5 when he said this. He will cut off my head, scoop out my brains, and use my skull to drink out of. He was laughing the entire time.

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The normal sort of thing kids can pick up, even from cartoons.

    Gabi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider this an honor.

    Shoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the beginning of a really dark Shel Silverstein poem.

    ~Alex~
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should get that kid an exorcist...and fast.

    #72

    My son was 3 and I was trying to get him to go to bed. We're talking and he stops, looks over my shoulder and says, "Mom, who's that?" When I turned around and saw nothing, I asked him what he meant. "That man in the doorway." He then visibly got scared, hid under his covers and wouldn't talk about it. I did not sleep that day.

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    #73

    My oldest daughter had night terrors every night near the same time for close to three years. Hands down the scariest thing ever. When it first started we had never hears of night terrors and had no idea what was happening. She would appear wide awake, eyes open, would walk around the house. Screaming and crying and trying to hide from things only she could see. If we talked to her or asked her questions she would respond, but it was always stuff like "There's shadows mommy! Don't let them get me! Don't let them get me!" And start screaming and trying to hide. Sometimes she would suddenly look at us in absolute terror and start screaming and trying to get away. It was always around 1 am and scary as anything! We eventually figured out that if we held her tightly and let her hide her face against us while we rocked her gently and just make calming "shush" noises, she would slowly calm down and then "wake up" for real. She was always surprised to be where she was, had no recollection of any of it and just wanted to go back to bed. She'd then sleep through the rest of the nighy. It was super scary and horrible for us to watch and nothing we did ever helped. She eventually just outgrew it. She has no memory about any of it, the only reason she even knows she had night terrors was because we told her.

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    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had night terrors, I hear from my parents that I would scream I hate you I hate you over and over and throw things and I once flipped my brothers mattress over. But when that would happen I would always wake up with my mom's arms and legs wrapped around me telling me it's gonna be okay and all that, and I would never remember what was in those dreams

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those would usually happen when a child goes through truama or a big change, mine was when my dad left and grandma died

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    #74

    We live in a old house built in the 1800's and my toddler has started to mention 'the people.' The people are too loud, the people were looking at us, the people want to pet the dog...I always brushed it off that shes probably talking about the neighbors or imagining something. I was putting her down for bed recently and she told me 'dad be quiet the people are trying to talk!' I asked her what shes talking about and she sadly says 'the people from my room but they're gone now' and sighed.

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, as long as the toddler thought they wouldnt hurt the dog, id let the people pet the dog. sure, go ahead. encourage benign paranormal activity.

    Shine Caramia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think encouraging the benign prevents it from becoming malignant

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    #75

    Quietly stand by my bed while I'm sleeping...then whispering "Mommy" until I woke up.

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    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respectful enough not to yell.

    LittleWombat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did exactly that as a kid and that was 100% the reason! I hated to disturb my parents' sleep.

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    #76

    I was the child about 4 years old, but I woke my parents up in a blood-curdling scream, and when my dad ran into my bedroom I screamed that a hand had grabbed my foot. He threw off the covers, and then for the next several nights I wouldn't sleep in my room. Slept in my sisters' room, and they took me to the doctor soon after. I can only imagine how freaked out he was, if one of my kids ever does that I'm walking straight out of the house.

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    #77

    Drew a picture of her and her daycare friends tying up the baby sitter and cutting off limbs to cook and eat. She was 5.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she really did not like that babysitter…

    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of movies did babysitter let kids watch?

    #78

    Me and x wife lived in a old haunted house and one night my boy comes in and asks if I can tell the man with the red eyes to let him sleep.

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    ~Alex~
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least he was polite-

    #79

    "Daddy, I don't like your face so I'm going to freeze it off" (after playing at Elsa for a while)

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    #80

    She has consistently been telling us there is a ghost and wants us to close the doors of the rooms it is in because she is scared of it.

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    #81

    When he was about 3, my son related to us the time he was in the middle of New York (where he had never been) and died when something blew up. We can't figure out a connection to anything he had seen or heard. He just came up with it himself.

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    #82

    My son was around 2 years old and randomly one night he started to freak out. I tried to calm him down and was asking him what was wrong. He pointed at the bedroom window and said the woman on fire was going to take him. I don't believe in ghosts, demons, or anything like that but I was kinda sketched out.

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    MockingbirdTheWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you believe in ghosts >:( They are real dummies

    #83

    My nephew one day gave a blood curdling scream. Everyone went running. He straight faced pointed into the bathroom and said ghost. Than ran off laughing. He was three and had never any of the stories about the ghost in the hell. Due to his straight face we are not sure if he saw something or was just trying to joke.

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    #84

    My parents told me that when I was little I used to say to them every night before they left my room, "Goodnight, Don't die!" ...

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    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take (..either that or my toys to break😝)’

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sense. Who'd want their parent to die over night? I am 40 and as much as they drive me nuts, I still don't want my parents to die.

    #85

    I’m not a parent, but I have a 2yo brother who had to spend a week in my room. So, some preface: I was watching random ghost videos up till late at night and what not. My room has no night light; the only light in the room is a bright blue LED on a router under my computer desk. I woke up to shuffling in my room, and could see a black silhouette of my brother blocking the blue light. I was in the sort of mindset after watching the “spooky” videos, so I patted my brother on the head, to which he responded, “Hi, Men [he can’t say my name right], there’s a shadow on the floor.” Other than the shadow he was casting, I saw nothing else in the blue light. Spooked me out at first.

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    #86

    I woke up one morning to my 3 year old daughter standing over me staring. As soon as she saw me wake up she said "I've been waiting for you mommy."

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    #87

    She was 5 and she could speak normaly, she was walking and stubed her toe and she yelled this "Chaakla Mo shama de bali F**K!" We laughed and she got really embarrassed.

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to have something funny at the end of this.

    PeachPossum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said something similar when I cut my finger--although it was accompanied with "Owie!-Owie!-Owie!" and a jumping-up-and-down dance.