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Finding suitable childcare can be a real challenge for many parents. Especially when so many Americans don’t hide their suspicion towards their nannies; The Zebra survey has revealed that 4 in 5 Americans would record a nanny or pet sitter inside their home (79%).

Ongoing prejudice against babysitters, and the constant pressure so many parents put on them, all while navigating being a carer, a friend, a family member, and an employee at once is what makes babysitting probably one of the most demanding jobs out there.

But entitled parents make it way worse. Collected from the "Choosing Beggars" Reddit community, below are some of the worst nanny job offers posted online. From totally delusional requirements to offering $3/h for an experienced nanny with higher education, these posts scream only two things: “Run!” and “Now!”

#1

Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

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    #2

    Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo

    Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I say if you can't afford or won't pay a sitter a proper rate then stay at home and look after your own kids

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    #3

    Absolute Human Vermin

    Absolute Human Vermin

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real, she’s truly too stupid to procreate

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure its fake. Someone that dumb wouldn't be able to write a text with good spelling and grammar.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He agreed to watch your kids for nothing and you want to 'sue' him because he did you a favour? This is a new level (or low) of despicable. Your poor child.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one post in and my brain has had too much internet for the day.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of wish she would try....I'd love to hear what a judge would say to that.

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to hear what Judge Judy would say to this!

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY F*****G JESUS CHRIST!!!! RUN BOY RUN!!!! 😱😱😱

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is messed up. it's people like this that make others have to consider before agreeing to help someone.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are away with the fairies. I would LOVE to be in any courtroom to hear you make your case!!! Blithering fkn idiot. Oh another thing. You will have to represent yourself cos there's not a lawyer out there who would touch this unless he was a shyster. Get a grip you stupid idiotic woman. Jeez I hope to god the father of your child removed him from your custody. You money grabbing fool

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure some shyster would take this... and knowing how things go, she'd probably win. Here in the US, a thief could break into your house, slip on a pile of something, crack his head and sue you for negligence... and win.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point --- maybe she's confused, and does collage all day.

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    Remi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just fake, come on people. Also, don't believe anything that doesn't have a posters name with it

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have known people who this would not have been strange to hear from. People this entitled and this disgusting. Doesn't mean it's definitely real, but I definitely can see it being real

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    Kris Syler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No good deed goes unpunished... 🙄

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is straight up trash.

    lay1fly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this my friends is why no good deed goes unpunished. Why you can’t be nice to ppl anymore smdh

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ... what will stupid do if it was a female neighbor???

    Bogaert David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read that twice.. just to be sure my eyes didn't deseive me

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that a parent would do anything to support their kids, god damn - that is low.

    Bee Diaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lousy witch? Why don't you sue the man who knocked you up, instead of trying to swindle a good neighbour. You will reap what you sow you vermin.

    this guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar cases have been settled in favor of the mother, sadly. Mind you, it was for more than just a single night, but being a helpful neighbor can hurt you.

    Janet Sturgess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very sad. how can I abuse the help that was offered :-(

    KellyO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel sorry for those kids. holllllllllly sh*t, their mom is a f***ing moron

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........or she could also sue for alimony. After all, "most" spouses are male & they are expected to pay alimony!

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a lot fewer people like her in the world.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you looking for a sugar daddy or for a baby sitter?

    Bodhi Swindle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this Karen has idiot of the year award

    lay1fly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See why no good deed goes unpunished!?! Because of jerks like her. She’s scum.

    Melvin Dragvelk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, go ahead with that, and then he can file for full custody of YOUR children and the court will grant him that because you are to dang stupid to be allowed to raise anything more than a pet rock.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you STUPID? He's a babysitter and not even a paid one. Quit trying to mooch money off someone who has nothing to do with you and take care of your own kid

    Linda Niemczyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you asked a Male (,sorry. Not sorry) neighbor who you barely know warrants a visit from DCFS

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fathers are fathers, not babysitters. If you use him too often you'll have to issue him a Form 1099-NEC. $400 per year is the threshhold.

    JJM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke right? Don't waste any more money going to college - you're a big FAIL!

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be in real financial trouble to even consider this. You asked him to babysit, he agreed, being neighborly, and you want to sue him for child support? You are truly insane to even have thought of this. Good luck finding anyone to "help you out" in the future.

    Sono Arima
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure she can and he might just counter sue for joint or full custody ;)

    Sono Arima
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, sue for support and he might counter sue for custody ;)

    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh bitch you crazy, he didn't plant it he doesn't have to pay for it

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, she went anonymous! She would never get another male sitter or even a date for life with that golddigger attitude. I hope someone recognizes and outs her all over social media.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor neighbour. Imgaine doing someone like that a favour and then have them stick to you like a leech.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he did you a favour and you replay him with this?

    Steve Ramaekers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this was a bad joke. Surely it is. Surely it’s sarcastic.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give your kid up for adoption you’re too stupid to call yourself a parent. It’s no wonder why you’re a single mom. What kind of man would want to stay with someone that stupid?

    Smelli Mel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f***?! That's what the poor guy gets for being a nice guy! Unbelievable.

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ... I'm not surprised she's single...

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More magical thinking.

    Tom Short
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst mother ever. I hope she enjoys her eternity in Hell.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes sure, let a good man help you out and then screw him over! Perfect plan! You are such a nice human being! /s

    Duchess Raven Waves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. Consider this. FORCED STERILIZATION.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think something is wrong. A stroke? My eyes are messing up? There is no way I read what I read.

    mary boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please sterilize the POS woman

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh, but this idiot is serious. College won't change her attitude of entitlement.

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people need licenses to have a dog or cat, but idiots like this can breed and have children without a license?

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not arguing the second part, but where do you need a license to have a dog or a cat? We just went to the shelter in the doctor at 3. And I know people who just take in Strays and there's no licensing involved

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    OneEyePuppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trustworthy guy with a shitty neighbor.

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, when someone watches your kid without pay it is doing you a favor not fulfilling a fatherly role. A parent's role is more in-depth than just watching them but I am guessing she wouldn't know that. If she really tried this I hope he got to sue her for such a cunty move.

    Ken Schubert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I wonder why she's single?

    Kt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please take those poor kids from this woman...

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sue him for being a good guy for 2 hours to watch over your brat? Again, no words .... fake, or Karen from hell

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder why you're single? you're a shitty person to someone who's nice to you.

    Benjamin Thor Collier V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes about as much sense as, "East is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does..."

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do the world a favor and have yourself fixed. And find a caretaker for yourself.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is true than it proves some people are not fit to be parents, and ara not to well suited to be part of society... Id also ask how come she is a single mother and probably has no idea who the dad is as she most likely does not have any "designated dad" child support...

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real. It's this real?

    Lilith the Demon Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my f*****g god! what the f*****g f**k? (I don't even have words for this)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm a single mom', yes we can see why! and it's not fair that your child has to grow up with you as a parent!

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing I've read in a while. Kind of makes me lose hope in humans. Have to look at photos of baby animals to compensate this...

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say this can't be real, but I've heard sh*t in my lifetime that made me wish some very dark things about humanity.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have been sure she couldn't get pregnant second time around as well?

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to avoid that he will be kind again

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are going to college and you ask a question like this your decency is in the toilet!

    Manuela Martins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an embarassment of a human being. The world is doomed.

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    Finding a babysitter for the very first time is a responsible moment mixed with nervous anticipation and excitement. After all, it’s the person you will be entrusting your child to. And while grandparents, friends and relatives seem like the perfect babysitters for some, in reality, welcoming a stranger to your family is a much more viable option for everyone.

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    But the challenge is not entrusting your child to the hand of a person you don’t really know but feel good about; the challenge is to find a good one and when you do, keep it in your family. However, many parents often commit babysitting sins, making the job a living nightmare for the nannies.

    #4

    Delusional Babysitter Requirements

    Delusional Babysitter Requirements

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are just awful humans. Can we return 1/3 of America and get our money back?

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    #5

    Free Babysitting

    Free Babysitting

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    Psycho Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like momma wants some action, while daddy is maybe missing in action.

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    #6

    This Is Not A Babysitting Job

    This Is Not A Babysitting Job

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    Anna Rush
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current boss has literally done this to other staff, deliberately tried to underpay them and push them into collecting Centrelink to "make up the rest, so it'll be just like you're getting paid normally!". She's a cow.

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    Little things count. Inviting neighborhood kids without adding extra pay, or being late without warning and not offering any monetary compensation are among common faux pas. Some parents even seek to pay their nannies with goods and/or food rather than money. Being clear about payment from the very first day, whether it’s the transfer date or the exact sum of money, is crucial in order not to make it awkward well into the job.

    #7

    75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

    75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby won’t even accept that pay to watch itself

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    #8

    It's Hard

    It's Hard

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    #9

    Parents Get Mad At Woman After She Asks $35/Hour To Babysit Their 3 Children

    Parents Get Mad At Woman After She Asks $35/Hour To Babysit Their 3 Children

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    Communication is key and not every babysitter can immediately pick up what you want them to do for their child. Guessing games usually don’t lead anywhere, so the first days should be spent together introducing your lifestyle, family habits, things the kid likes or doesn’t, as well as showing them around the house. Making sure you’re clear about routines and expectations will make their job easier and your mind clear.

    But experts say communication should not stop at the introduction week. Maintaining a good, healthy bond with your babysitter is key, even if that means remodeling some things that don’t work. For example, if a late return is going to put your babysitter in a difficult position with public transport, then it’s worth thinking how you can help—whether by paying for a taxi, or offering to drive them home.

    #10

    Looking For An Experienced Babysitter At $3/Hour

    Looking For An Experienced Babysitter At $3/Hour

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my first and only son so naturally I'll only leave him with ridiculously underpaid sitters who will grow to resent their job a little more every day.

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    #11

    Mom Refuses To Pay Babysitter Because She ‘Gets Free Ice Cream And Day Of Fun’, So She Shows Her ‘Deleted’ Texts

    Mom Refuses To Pay Babysitter Because She ‘Gets Free Ice Cream And Day Of Fun’, So She Shows Her ‘Deleted’ Texts

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    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screenshots should be evidence of agreement for suing her

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    #12

    I'm Sure That $100 Per Week Will Go Far To Provide The Vegan Organic Food She's Demanding The Babysitter Supply

    I'm Sure That $100 Per Week Will Go Far To Provide The Vegan Organic Food She's Demanding The Babysitter Supply

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little angels they all seem to be. She wants to pay almost nothing the sitter must provide quality vegan food out of what she earns is not allowed to study is not allowed to watch tv. Jeez lady,, do you think maybe you aren't a little certifiable. Your supposed to prize your children over everything yet you seem to value the mighty dollar more. Even a homeless person wanting to keep warm and dry wouldn't abide by this.

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    #13

    Lady Wants Babysitter To Watch Her Three Young Kids Including A 1 Month Old For $160 A Week From 7am-6pm Monday-Friday. Oh And They Need To Be Picked Up And Dropped Off As Well

    Lady Wants Babysitter To Watch Her Three Young Kids Including A 1 Month Old For $160 A Week From 7am-6pm Monday-Friday. Oh And They Need To Be Picked Up And Dropped Off As Well

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you insane??? You want them watched at someone else's home? Do you not love your kids? Holy s**t. Not even the insulting amount it's the fact that IF someone has good results in their papers you are willing to just hand your kids over into their care in those home. No. No way. You must not watch the news much to realise how many kids go missing.

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    #14

    "Sometimes The Baby Screams Or Throws Up Too"

    "Sometimes The Baby Screams Or Throws Up Too"

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    Lila Launehase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live it is required to stay the f**k at home when someone in your household has covid. It's called quarantine. Ask a neighbor or someone to do the shopping.

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    #15

    Potential Client Doesn’t Think I Can Do Math Apparently

    Potential Client Doesn’t Think I Can Do Math Apparently

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    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why are kids as old as these still in diapers? Is this like normal in US? I've already read it in several posts and I'm getting seriously confused...

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    #16

    I Wonder Why Her Babysitter Stopped Texting Her For Less Than $2 An Hour

    I Wonder Why Her Babysitter Stopped Texting Her For Less Than $2 An Hour

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. Do you really not understand why your last sitter stopped texting you!!!

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    #17

    Even Better, Someone Defended Her For The Amount She's Willing To Pay

    Even Better, Someone Defended Her For The Amount She's Willing To Pay

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    María Hermida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a little over 50 cents per child per hour... you'll earn more begging in the street

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    #18

    Babysitter Needed: 3 Kids, $2.50/Hr

    Babysitter Needed: 3 Kids, $2.50/Hr

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    #19

    Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”

    Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”

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    Kt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is she not paying properly, she doesn't even have the decency to ask 'are you available to babysit tomorrow?'. So many adults need a lesson in manners.

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    #21

    How Silly Of Me To Assume You Needed A Cat Sitter, I Wonder How I Came To That Conclusion!

    How Silly Of Me To Assume You Needed A Cat Sitter, I Wonder How I Came To That Conclusion!

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused!! Did she or did she not ask this person to come cat sit in the initial text??? Then to say her cat doesn't need watched as she is quite used to some routine but turns it around that she was offering a play date for her cat and the sitters cat!!!

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    #22

    Childcare Is Sooooooo Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?

    Childcare Is Sooooooo Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sleep and eat all day?? thats the first I ever heard of kids eating while sleeping

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    #23

    Crazy Mom On Facebook Only Wants To Pay $300 A Month For Full Time Baby Sitter

    Crazy Mom On Facebook Only Wants To Pay $300 A Month For Full Time Baby Sitter

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing the “I’m in the military” card seems to be very common in the US. Why do you worship the armed services so much (& why do some clearly have no problem taking advantage of the same?). Strange.

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    #24

    Must Have A Bachelors Degree To Babysit My House

    Must Have A Bachelors Degree To Babysit My House

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bachelor’s degree at $12 to be a boa fife assistant, housekeeper, gopher and babysitter? These ppl are so deeply entitled it’s getting embarrassing.

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    #25

    Single Mom (Blue) Was Looking For A Babysitter In My Neighborhood Facebook Group

    Single Mom (Blue) Was Looking For A Babysitter In My Neighborhood Facebook Group

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    Mart Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So those adult friends are unemployed bums?

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    #26

    $2/Hr For A Full Time (58 Hours/Week) Babysitting Job. Sweet Deal!!

    $2/Hr For A Full Time (58 Hours/Week) Babysitting Job. Sweet Deal!!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when Monday threw Friday, where did Friday land?

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    #27

    Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare

    Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare

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    Ryan Kargel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less than two bucks an hour. I'd do it for free for a close friend or relative in a bind, and have, but for a paid gig this is a joke. Look into subsidized daycare.

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    #28

    Be A Very Specific Age, Have A Bachelor’s Degree, Be A Nanny, Housekeeper, Teacher And Personal Shopper...and More, All For $13/Hr

    Be A Very Specific Age, Have A Bachelor’s Degree, Be A Nanny, Housekeeper, Teacher And Personal Shopper...and More, All For $13/Hr

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the bachelor’s degrees, i wonder if these idiots know there’s a reason they have one

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    #29

    Family’s Requirements For A Babysitter Are So Crazy, They Got Shamed For It Online

    Family’s Requirements For A Babysitter Are So Crazy, They Got Shamed For It Online

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand - they say 6-20 hours a week, but it also sounds like a live-in position?

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    #30

    Pay My Rent And Babysit For Me Too

    Pay My Rent And Babysit For Me Too

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    #31

    For $2 An Hour The Babysitter Is “Terrible” For Just Sitting On The Couch And Making Sure The Kids Are Safe

    For $2 An Hour The Babysitter Is “Terrible” For Just Sitting On The Couch And Making Sure The Kids Are Safe

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    #32

    A “Reasonable” Babysitter Willing To Work For Less Than $4 / Hr! Gtfoh!

    A “Reasonable” Babysitter Willing To Work For Less Than $4 / Hr! Gtfoh!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this could work is if a group of mums got together and all chipped in for one of them to look after everyones kids. I can see taking care of your own kid +3 more for $90 per day, but one-on-one, that's not happening.

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    #33

    My Neighbour. Oh And By "Sit In Her House" She Means Babysit Her Two Very High Needs Children

    My Neighbour. Oh And By "Sit In Her House" She Means Babysit Her Two Very High Needs Children

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    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK can I steal s**t at my leisure

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    #34

    Babysitter Requirements For 2 Children: College Grad, Cpr Cert, Owns Car, 12+hours, Starts 4:30am. $12/Hr

    Babysitter Requirements For 2 Children: College Grad, Cpr Cert, Owns Car, 12+hours, Starts 4:30am. $12/Hr

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $13/hr doesn't seem awful for that in some regions. 'Especially if the sitter was allowed to bring their own kid, too. The degree requirement is classist though for sure.

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    #35

    Babysitter Choosing Beggars; People Should Just Babysit For Free!!

    Babysitter Choosing Beggars; People Should Just Babysit For Free!!

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.S., workers are struggling for a livable wage. Note, that's different than a family wage. (Google it.) We used to have ample jobs that could support a family. No longer. We let wages stagnate. $12/hr may be what the parents are getting paid, but it's ridiculous to value a sitter's time significantly less than that.

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    #36

    One Of Her Kids Was Killed By A “Babysitter” About Two Years Ago, Too.

    One Of Her Kids Was Killed By A “Babysitter” About Two Years Ago, Too.

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    #37

    I Acknowledge I’m Paying You Below Minimum Wage But It’s Still Too Much!!

    I Acknowledge I’m Paying You Below Minimum Wage But It’s Still Too Much!!

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought this couple might have considered how having kids would have an impact on their social life.

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    #38

    Delusional Babysitter Round 2

    Delusional Babysitter Round 2

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    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I just don't have any more words...

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    #39

    Need A Reliable Baby Sitter

    Need A Reliable Baby Sitter

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will pay you next to nothing, but don't worry, I will supply the essentials that my child needs so you won't have to pay for them. ffs

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    #40

    This Is Literally $1 An Hour

    This Is Literally $1 An Hour

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, $50 for seven days total, or $7.14 per day. Those are 8 hour days, so that's $0.89 per hour.

    #41

    Looking For A House Sitter, Rent Is $100

    Looking For A House Sitter, Rent Is $100

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wait, I would owe her to house sit? BWAHAHAHA

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    #42

    Beggar Looking For Experienced, Professional, Round The Clock Babysitter For Her 10 Month Old While She's On Vacation...for ~$3.75 Per Hour

    Beggar Looking For Experienced, Professional, Round The Clock Babysitter For Her 10 Month Old While She's On Vacation...for ~$3.75 Per Hour

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    Mette Olsen Douglas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I find it completely nuts to leave any child/children home when going on vacation - I don't think that $450 fit four days is awful at all! They're idiot parents but they'd pay well

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    #43

    Looking For A Housekeeper/Babysitter/Slave For Slightly Above Minimum Wage, And Don’t Even Think About Taking A Break

    Looking For A Housekeeper/Babysitter/Slave For Slightly Above Minimum Wage, And Don’t Even Think About Taking A Break

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen chicken nuggets and fries. Every single night. Gosh, those kids are well nourished.

    #44

    Nanny Job So Good You Should Pay Them To Do It

    Nanny Job So Good You Should Pay Them To Do It

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're willing to pay 450 for a sitter but they have to give it straight back to you for utilities???

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    #45

    Hello

    Hello

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 hr days 5 days a week is 50 hrs. $5-6 per hr of nope.

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    #46

    Babysitter Needed

    Babysitter Needed

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the last one, just pushed price up in my opinion as there is a medical element involved.

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