Is it possible to say something offensive, but in a nice way? The question would be perplexing and probably without answers if not for this Instagram account.
Welcome to “Tastefully Offensive,” the page dedicated to sharing the most blunt and direct, sarcastic and funny tweets shared on the internet. They reflect what we all have been thinking lately: from hopes that 2022 is a precedented situation to someone pointing out how Leonardo DiCaprio owes his whole career to the iceberg that sank the Titanic, there’s a lot to digest.
And decide whether the tweets below are offensive or aren’t. Upvote your favorites as you go!
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"Tastefully Offensive originally started as a website for sharing funny and viral content in June 2010 when the Internet was a much different place," Christian Baker, the founder and curator of Tastefully Offensive told Bored Panda.
"It started as a fun side project while I was working as a marketing manager for a wine company. After about a year the website became popular enough to become my full-time job, which continued for around 7 years. During that time, the website branched into several social media platforms including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram."
I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.
Just use my fingerprint or draw blood with a dull knife. Less painful than the brain cramping.
Great idea! Infinitely less time than clicking on "Forgot Password?" and having to recreate the wheel.
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I like to use pass phrases rather than just a conglomeration of letters and numbers. The longer the phrase, the more secure it is. Especially if you use a couple of numbers and/or special characters. For instance: My d**k is Huge!99. See? You will remember whatever phrase you come up with much more easily than just a word. Easy-peasy.
I have a little black book so when the muse hits me I can write down random strings of numbers...
When the muse hits you? Shouldn't you do something creative at that point then, rather than write 'random strings of numbers'?
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I use individual unique passwords for my banks, email and social media. The not so important sites and stuff all have the same password.I also use sign in with Facebook where I can to avoid making new passwords.
Let alone creating usernames, how am I supposed to think of something creative that I feel embodies my personality?
1. Use a password manager. There are pw managers that have apps for all platforms and sync across devices. 2. Let the pw manager generate pw's for you. 3. It's actually better that you don't remember passwords, according to The Privacy Security and OSINT podcast. Just know the master password of the manager. I find it quit a relief.
Password hint, pick a favorite song title or saying, use the 1st letters of the sentence capitalizing and adding numbers Example ... sending my love to you = sMl2y
oh no now im gonna change all my passwords what have you done
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Combine random unrelated words, throw in some numbers in between - these can be pretty good passwords because there is no logic behind them, so no way to guess them.
I use bitwarden. Which my phone keeps trying to correct to "but warden," so that's what I'm calling it now. I'll add the extra 't' for fun. I only know my passphrase for my password manager, and change that every few months. I like to pick a line from whatever song I'm listening to at the time.
I just use the same one for everything. If someone finds out im screwed lol
I never keep track of my passwords sometimes I just create a whole new account and use the same most memorable 3 passwords
I just use Bitwarden to store my passwords. Never have to remember anything except one master password that unlocks my password vault.
I pick a theme for my passwords so I can remember them. Turning on caps lock while still using the same sequence doubles my pool of possible passwords, since some things make you change it after a certain # of days.
I'm using my pets' nicknames and birthdays. And people kept asking me if I really needed another cat. In your face!
I've adopted the technique the IT department at my work uses: take three random words and stick them together. EggHatPaper, that sort of thing.
I can never remember them, then have to go through the mildly annoying trauma of being emailed and resetting it. Grrrrrrr!
I have a weird crazy password system that started 25 years ago, I'm just barely holding it together.
I keep using the same things over and over again and when I use a new one I go blank.
use a password wallet with a generator...same app on phone and computer than sync - issues gone...
Every so often, my password doesn’t work on my home page. I think it’s the providers way of getting people to periodically change. I just reverted back to number one, of a list of 13. And I’ll continue as needed.
..one of my very important work passwords is a variation on "ravioli" with random numbers and capitals because that's what I happened to be eating that day. With a period at the end to satisfy the punctuation requirement.
I use the same three passwords for everything 😅 My school sets half my passwords anyways
I have a system. Maybe this will help you. I have a password building combination so I can always remember what my password is for anything. It's a combination key "phrase" of a few letters that is in all my passwords, plus certain letters of the business (example, you could use first two consonants of a business, so Google could be Gg, Amazon could be Mz, that kind of thing), and then digits+symbol that tells me if this is a financial account, a media account, a shopping account, etc. etc). I do all this in a specific order and every password is different, impossible to guess, and I never, ever forget my passwords. Just to be clear, this is not my exact method. Just an idea of how to build a method that is foolproof!
I ran out of them ong back, wort is I keep random objects or phrase, poems etc and can't remember them when need. Then follow the forgot password or otp method. Please tell me I am not the only one.
Just use passwordsgenerator.net or something like it and record new passwords in a private Google doc. There's no need to come up with new passwords yourself or memorize them.
guys I've solved this one. Choose an encryption algorithm, e.g. sha256, or whatever. Here's a list of five. https://www.thesslstore.com/blog/types-of-encryption-encryption-algorithms-how-to-choose-the-right-one/ ... once you have done that, google "online encryption for" and the algorithm name, e.g. sha256. Then just put whatever you want as an easy passowrd in there. https://passwordsgenerator.net/sha256-hash-generator/ So for example if you want a password of "my name is bob", then in sha256 that becomes 2B74A90553C8E88E430D9A2032029D3EC8E5A727F826DF99FECD3614E50AD6A6 . You don't have to remember that. You just have to remember "my name is bob". But if you put that into https://www.security.org/how-secure-is-my-password/ - it says it will take 3 sesvigintillion years to crack.
Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"
Today, Christian is a full-time bartender which he calls his main passion in California’s Napa Valley. "But my love for Internet humor has never gone away," he said. "While the site still exists and is a great source of funny content, my main involvement with Tastefully Offensive is curating the Instagram page. I mainly share content (memes) that I find funny, which mostly get sourced from Twitter, Instagram or get shared with me by other IG users."
Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!
Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.
Christian says that his Instagram page Tastefully Offensive "basically feels like a place where he shares things he finds funny with 230k friends." He added that he loves when followers of the IG page add witty comments on posts and said that they are often funnier than the posts themselves.
When asked what the name Tastefully Offensive refers to, Christian said: "it refers to my sense of humor, which is sometimes on the offensive side but usually still comfortably sharable with parents and grandparents."
So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it
exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands
I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.
The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.
And then keep standing just at the door occasionally knocking again or trying the handle, even after the person inside has said "Occupied". Bonus points for having others with you and having the conversation "Did someone answer? I'm not sure anyone is in there. The light is on though. Did you try knocking? Maybe try the door again" >.< So helpful
This little piglet didn't go to market to shop there! ;_; (as I just had to learn today).
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these people just censored the word died i am now sad for future humanity
Voice: What do you do for fun? Me: Work and Church. I don't have time for anything else, so I make the best of it.
these people just censored the word died i am now sad for future humanity
Voice: What do you do for fun? Me: Work and Church. I don't have time for anything else, so I make the best of it.
