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Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
I'm not writing out my story on this one again. It took way too long last time.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Who upvoted this? Where did you read the story I wrote about this post? Why won't you show yourself?
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
At least he asked a question, I had to remove toast (with jam) from my DVD player & my bank card finally finished it off. He thought he could get money out like I did at the ATM.
Michelle Pitsiokos 6 years ago
Haha! Trust me, the ideas in their head get crazier...and it is so much fun!
Master Markus 6 years ago
No, but life has: The answer is "No that's not how DVD players work".
Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
A) you still have a DVD player. This tells me you're not letting your child veg out in front of the TV B) YOU STILL HAVE A DVD PLAYER? Worrying about playing a slice of turkey is going to be the LEAST of your worries in the next 6 years.
Thomas E S Thomas 6 years ago
You should bring him to Utah. We have tens of thousands of wild turkeys in our mountains.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
I'm still amazed how no place in the world have a university for learning to be parents. ;-)
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
What university would even think of that question?
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Michelle Pitsiokos 6 years ago
This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.
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Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.
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donghun's emo cactus 6 years ago
Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!
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~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 6 years ago
As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!
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Susann Campbell 6 years ago
My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!
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athornedrose 6 years ago
the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.
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Perryn Stert 6 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 6 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
I recently uncovered a journal filled with drawings I made in Kindergarten featuring a gory gang fight between some cats and some mice, involving guns, blood, and the cats being ripped in half. I'm glad that my real cats didn't see these images.
Symon Hambrey 6 years ago
For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.
Maci Wilcox 6 years ago
My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD
Katerina Huskova 6 years ago
Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)
KT Trondsen 6 years ago
Two days ago I was getting ready for work early in the morning, my 4 year old son watching me get ready when he asks me how old I am. I replied my age and his reply: WHAT!?!? You're 2000 years old!?" Thanks kid...
diane a 6 years ago
Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little
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TJler 6 years ago
Oh my goodness this is so preciously adorable. Too cute. Kids say the darndest things sometimes. God bless!
sharron lynn parsons 6 years ago
This was great, reminds me of my grandson, JK, wanted to go out to play on the weekend, mother said no it's raining, child said, why do I have a raincoat ???
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
My mother told me when I was little I used to call windshield wipers "clean lines" and the colour pink "red's friend". I was reminded of this well into my teenage years.
Biana Weatherford 6 years ago
My mother let me continue to say words incorrectly because they were cute. Yeah...right up to the point where some CHILDHOOD KILLING MONSTER SMART ALEC BOY told me the truth. I looked to my mother to set him straight and you know what she did? She crushed me, right there in front of brat boy and all his cronies. She agreed with HIM. I'm still in therapy over this betrayal.
Vincent Anastasi 6 years ago
When our 3 kids were younger, I over heard the oldest tell the others" it don't matter what dad says, mom's already see it's ok". Showed me my place.
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
When I was a little kid (4yo) my Dad asked : What was Mommy doing while I was at work? Me: Mommy bathed with 2 men.. Dad: WHAT??? Mom: WHAT? HAHAHAHA
PandaLover 6 years ago
These kids are AMAZING! This next generation is gonna have quite a few quick-witted people!
Priyanka Sivanesan 6 years ago
When I was like 5 years old I saw an exercising machine and asked my mom what it would do.She told me that it helps to reduce the belly.Then suddenly I told " maybe we should tell aunt Rose to use this thing she really has a big belly" (Aunt Rose was pregnant that time) qnd my mom's mind voice was like you should have really been born in NASA!!😐
Laura Williams 6 years ago
My 4 year old told me he was a 'axe murderer ' and when asked if he knew what one was he responded with 'I'm a person who murders people' . No idea where he got it from. He also tells me that he's a 4 year old paleontologist :)
diane a 6 years ago
Am sure they did - kids can speak sentences and ask questions way ahead of their learning ability.
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Serbob 6 years ago
Dude... you're really not funny. Are you going to be doing this much longer? It's only been a day I'm pretty bored of it already.
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Perryn Stert 6 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 6 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
I recently uncovered a journal filled with drawings I made in Kindergarten featuring a gory gang fight between some cats and some mice, involving guns, blood, and the cats being ripped in half. I'm glad that my real cats didn't see these images.
Symon Hambrey 6 years ago
For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.
Maci Wilcox 6 years ago
My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD
Katerina Huskova 6 years ago
Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)
KT Trondsen 6 years ago
Two days ago I was getting ready for work early in the morning, my 4 year old son watching me get ready when he asks me how old I am. I replied my age and his reply: WHAT!?!? You're 2000 years old!?" Thanks kid...
diane a 6 years ago
Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little
Load More Replies... TJler 6 years ago
Oh my goodness this is so preciously adorable. Too cute. Kids say the darndest things sometimes. God bless!
sharron lynn parsons 6 years ago
This was great, reminds me of my grandson, JK, wanted to go out to play on the weekend, mother said no it's raining, child said, why do I have a raincoat ???
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
My mother told me when I was little I used to call windshield wipers "clean lines" and the colour pink "red's friend". I was reminded of this well into my teenage years.
Biana Weatherford 6 years ago
My mother let me continue to say words incorrectly because they were cute. Yeah...right up to the point where some CHILDHOOD KILLING MONSTER SMART ALEC BOY told me the truth. I looked to my mother to set him straight and you know what she did? She crushed me, right there in front of brat boy and all his cronies. She agreed with HIM. I'm still in therapy over this betrayal.
Vincent Anastasi 6 years ago
When our 3 kids were younger, I over heard the oldest tell the others" it don't matter what dad says, mom's already see it's ok". Showed me my place.
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
When I was a little kid (4yo) my Dad asked : What was Mommy doing while I was at work? Me: Mommy bathed with 2 men.. Dad: WHAT??? Mom: WHAT? HAHAHAHA
PandaLover 6 years ago
These kids are AMAZING! This next generation is gonna have quite a few quick-witted people!
Priyanka Sivanesan 6 years ago
When I was like 5 years old I saw an exercising machine and asked my mom what it would do.She told me that it helps to reduce the belly.Then suddenly I told " maybe we should tell aunt Rose to use this thing she really has a big belly" (Aunt Rose was pregnant that time) qnd my mom's mind voice was like you should have really been born in NASA!!😐
Laura Williams 6 years ago
My 4 year old told me he was a 'axe murderer ' and when asked if he knew what one was he responded with 'I'm a person who murders people' . No idea where he got it from. He also tells me that he's a 4 year old paleontologist :)
diane a 6 years ago
Am sure they did - kids can speak sentences and ask questions way ahead of their learning ability.
Load More Replies... Serbob 6 years ago
Dude... you're really not funny. Are you going to be doing this much longer? It's only been a day I'm pretty bored of it already.
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