Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

#1

Odd Kid Things

RogueDadMD Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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#2

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

*slow clap*

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#3

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
1 year ago

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

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#4

Odd Kid Things

stiggib3 Report

PurplePanda77
Community Member
1 year ago

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

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#5

Odd Kid Things

jake_5_bayless Report

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh gawd! XD!

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#6

Odd Kid Things

rachelle_mandik Report

athornedrose
Community Member
1 year ago

pandora's art box

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#7

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

electricblue
Community Member
1 year ago

I have never related to someone so much...

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#8

Odd Kid Things

crookedroads770 Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

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#9

Odd Kid Things

carlie_veenhuis Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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#10

Odd Kid Things

AngryManTV Report

Elena Adams
Community Member
1 year ago

uniboob

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#11

Odd Kid Things

moooooog35 Report

Dani
Community Member
1 year ago

Priceless XD

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#12

Odd Kid Things

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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#13

Odd Kid Things

keera_w Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

Matt Hollis
Community Member
1 year ago

I think you mean the ridiculously over complicated and outdated imperial system! Or though he does use a metric 50 rather than 1/27th of 5/67 - 28 - UNC of a squirrels dream.

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
1 year ago

I may have to start estimating weights in squirrels, like why haven't i been doing this already?.

Cynthia Wohlschlaeger
Community Member
1 year ago

I know, right? Hell the Brits and Aussies use stones!!

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MN Free Spirit
Community Member
1 year ago

That made me LOL! This is why I work with K-3 students, they always make me laugh.

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone calculated this and said that it's actually pretty realistic for a three-year-old to weigh roughly as much as 50 squirrels. :)

Hannah Dobbins
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a whole mood right there

Peter Bear
Community Member
1 year ago

According to google: average weight of a three-year old male - about 30 lbs, give or take about 3. Average weight of the north american gray squirrel - about 1 pound, give or take a few ounces. So... that's actually not a bad estimate. And if he's talking about red squirrels, which average 12 ounces, he's almost exactly spot on. Well done, kiddo.

Tiggy Darling
Community Member
1 year ago

(Data from quick Google search) Average grey squirrel is 500g. Multiplied by 50 = 25kg. Average 3 year old is 14.2kg. He should have said 28 squirrels, but not a bad estimate from a child that age.

Klaudiia Sherbatzky
Community Member
1 year ago

Imagine you say that to someone as a growen up lol

Klaudiia Sherbatzky
Community Member
1 year ago

grown^^

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago

I weigh 7 beagles.

tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago

I weigh 7 beagles

Hi, Its Inna
Community Member
1 year ago

Ill take 50 squirrels any day

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
1 year ago

genius

Aria FAFAT
Community Member
1 year ago

Duh

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#14

Odd Kid Things

jacaristar Report

FatBaby
Community Member
1 year ago

Brutal

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#15

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
1 year ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#16

Odd Kid Things

MommyNarrated Report

Batwench
Community Member
1 year ago

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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#17

Odd Kid Things

octopuscaveman Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like you should try it...

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#18

Odd Kid Things

hallierb Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
1 year ago

So... definitely?

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#19

Odd Kid Things

kirstenabigail2 Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

Ouch!

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#20

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
1 year ago

Also me

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#21

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

FatBaby
Community Member
1 year ago

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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#22

Odd Kid Things

HousewifeOfHell Report

MJ
Community Member
1 year ago

Pick the boots. You can have the pleasure wearing them the rest of your life, your daughter will be out of the house by the time she's 18..

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#23

Odd Kid Things

NewDadNotes Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
1 year ago

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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#24

Odd Kid Things

tragicallyhere Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
1 year ago

I relate to these things so much

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#25

Odd Kid Things

fairfairisles Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
1 year ago

They are hell hounds

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#26

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

donghun's emo cactus
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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#27

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
1 year ago

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

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#28

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sophie Warner
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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#29

Odd Kid Things

LurkAtHomeMom Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
1 year ago

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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#30

Odd Kid Things

seauxcocoa Report

FatBaby
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

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#31

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Terry T.
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

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#32

Odd Kid Things

PetrickSara Report

Jaxon Wild
Community Member
1 year ago

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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#33

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Oki
Community Member
1 year ago

Verbing weirds language.

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#34

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

minerva15
Community Member
1 year ago

Doesn't he have a nose?

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#35

Odd Kid Things

iwearaonesie Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
1 year ago

Does he now?

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#36

Odd Kid Things

wasteIandbaby Report

FatBaby
Community Member
1 year ago

Crap, what'd he do this time

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#37

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

I love kissing cake too...

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#38

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Batwench
Community Member
1 year ago

The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

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#39

Odd Kid Things

thedad Report

Amery
Community Member
1 year ago

Toothy pig...omfg... LMAO`!

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#40

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

MJ
Community Member
1 year ago

Do you need some ointment for that burn?!?

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#41

Odd Kid Things

whatbabytalk Report

Aussie Stace
Community Member
1 year ago

Carrots are supposed to help see better

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#42

Odd Kid Things

cydbeer Report

earringnut
Community Member
1 year ago

Pink is always the right answer.

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#43

Odd Kid Things

emacthadon Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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#44

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

athornedrose
Community Member
1 year ago

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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#45

Odd Kid Things

TheLateSh0w Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
1 year ago

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

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#46

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

JillVille
Community Member
1 year ago

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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#47

Odd Kid Things

djgoor Report

MJ
Community Member
1 year ago

Damn!!! I pitty the man she marries...

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#48

Odd Kid Things

kierstenwhite Report

borklaser
Community Member
1 year ago

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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#49

Odd Kid Things

htxraull Report

earringnut
Community Member
1 year ago

If I could change tattoos daily I would get so many of them...

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#50

Odd Kid Things

idtweetforever Report

Deborah B
Community Member
1 year ago

I like that he's precise.

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