50 Times People Spotted A ‘Cursed Comment&#8217; And Shared It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Garlic Bread 2 years ago

Coke

1point

B-b-bird 4 years ago

omg same! :D

1point

backatya 4 years ago

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Bill 4 years ago

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Henceforth, I will tell strippers "Thank you for your service."

37points

Dominquie Maye 2 years ago

You shouldnt make fun of the military it's because of there service that we are free

0points

danielw 4 years ago

Male strippers might take issue with this comment. I mean, you know. Their 'f**k this I'm going to be a stripper' moment just got taken away from them.

18points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

No, no, he's got a point.

9points

CowboyHank 4 years ago

The funniest part of this one, is the assumption that women don't make worthwhile contributions to the military

8points

Toasty 4 years ago

Or men to the erotic dancer community.

17points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

and one pays better.

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And the other is the military.

8points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

I literally laughed so hard my sister thinks i am a psychopath

4points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I saw where it was going. I must have a similar sense of humor.

2points

NrdyTfling 4 years ago

I did a double take

2points

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

Now i have to clean up my tea ;-;

1point

#2

Cursed Light Theme

Final score:

434points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Laughter really is the best medicine.

126points

D K 4 years ago (edited)

It is. Amazing what endorphins can do.

3points

Sue Bradley 4 years ago

Wasn't suicidal but quite desperate, called the Samaritans & they didn't pick up - ended up laughing at the absurdity of it Xxx

13points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

Laziness. Easier to lay there and keep breathing than find some way to die....

6points

glowworm2 4 years ago

What's the point of having a suicide emergency hotline if no one's there to do their job properly?

3points

Uchman 4 years ago

You realise those services are staffed by volunteers only? There will times when they will be unavoidably short-staffed. More people need to volunteer

6points

Bonny Saxon 4 years ago

I called a suicide prevention line once, and the number was disconnected....

2points

Jeff Christensen 4 years ago

No voicemail, no assertion that "your call is important to us"?

2points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

Reverse psychology poggers

1point

Uncommon Boston Premium 4 years ago

I called once and got a busy signal. My reaction was similar --- absolutely hilarious. It gave me a moment to reconsider

1point

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

haaaaaa

1point

NWB 4 years ago

how frightening is that!

1point

To find out more about the community behind the widely popular Cursed Comments subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to its moderator u/Blank-Cheque, who was happy to share some insights with us.

The moderator told us that the subreddit was originally created by redditor /u/winwinwe, “who is no longer a part of the sub.” Turns out, “he was ousted by the Reddit admins for his behavior as owner of the subreddit,” explained u/Blank-Cheque.

Cursed Comments was launched in 2018, which doesn’t make it a veteran among other subreddits. However, the subreddit’s success online is indisputable since it’s home to 2.5 million members.

#3

Cursed_spareparts

Final score:

434points

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로희 4 years ago

I saved my little brother's phone number as "Half Inheritance Owner."

114points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

Well, as long as they are still around for the inheritance...But of course, NOTHING could happen to them before that, right? RIGHT?

5points

scorpesh 4 years ago (edited)

My mom's number is saved as "Nokia"

1point

Crep 105 3 years ago (edited)

Well, then you also only get half as well.

0points

Henry Russell 3 years ago

my older sister has her twin as ugly hairless cat/ goblin born at the same time as me

0points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

My flatmate is Jumper Stealer

0points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

My aunt saved me as 'viking pasta maker'

0points

Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

I'm in my daughter's phone as "birth giver"

23points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

lol saaaame

8points

glowworm2 4 years ago

"Spare Parts." Oh I love that twin's sense of humor!

17points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)

A few years into our relationship my wife realised I had her listed with her first name and first letter of surname, just like my friends, she thought that was odd so I changed it to Stinky Fart Face and it's still that to this day.

8points

Goldie Novle 4 years ago

My younger sister got into my phone and changed her contact name to “The Family Favorite” :|

5points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Well, at least he still remembers her name.

4points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

Well, I'm a triplet.

3points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Even more spare parts to go around! ;oP

4points

TV Junkie 4 years ago

I have twin boys, and I imagine one of them would do this!

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

you guys name your contacts ?!

1point

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Love your twin's sense of humor. Or is it?

1point

#4

Cursed_ambulance

Final score:

433points

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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I Wow That escalated quickly

124points

Owl 4 years ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is hilarious

2points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

that went from 0-100 really quick

5points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

This iS fInE

5points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

On one of the routes I used to load UPS trucks for, there was a lady who literally got packages from QVC and/or Home Shopping Network *every* *day*. It scared me just to think about what her house must be like.

4points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Oh my ._.

3points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

wonder what keep happening (ambulance)

2points

Something 4 years ago

It's a combination of people who keep injuring themselves in some way (including drugs) and people with health conditions who are more susceptible to certain incidents.

11points

TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago

Hold up...what

1point

Among Us 4 years ago

Sh*t just went from 0 to 100 real f***ing quick.

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

It's always that house.

0points

backatya 4 years ago

dumb druggies keep on ODing. Just drop to code 2 next time and drive slower. That'll take care of the problem.

0points

Lisa Chambers 4 years ago

Think military base housing on the 1st and 15th and being a law enforcement officer there. Our training emphasizes domestic violence and dealing with drunk fighting people.

0points

When asked whether the community is active or not, the moderator assured that it’s “pretty active.” And this may be a humble underestimation. u/Blank-Cheque further explained that their bot that comments on every post, /u/cursedrobot, is frequently one of the most active accounts on the site.

Furthermore, “We get millions of views—1.4 million in the last 24 hours, at time of writing,” which makes it a powerhouse in its own right.

#5

Cursed_mickey

Final score:

425points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

The whole of Europe in the '40s

155points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Don't forget southeast Asia in the 1940s.

28points

Phoenix 4 years ago

Basically a lot of places in the 1940s

6points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Women's rights in the 40's. Scary.

2points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

Let's just go with the 1940s

0points

Erin 4 years ago

This isn't the point obviously, but didn't Disneyland open in 1955?

15points

James 4 years ago

And DW didn't open until 1971.

7points

Jon S. 4 years ago

Good catch!

3points

Something 4 years ago

That's what makes it so scary.

1point

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Well, no need to be eurocentric. Being under Japan in the '40s was no less horrifying, and their atrocity list in China, Korea and the Pacific lands is no shorter than the German.

13points

River Webb 4 years ago

the kid's face says it all

6points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Disneyworld and Disneyland didn't exist in the 1940s though.

4points

Jessica Nametz 4 years ago

Thank you! I was about to comment the same thing...

0points

Alexis Davar 4 years ago

Oh My God! They could not have POSSIBLY thought that those looked like minnie, and mickey mouse!!

3points

Jennifer Hargett 4 years ago

From that day on, little Jimmy was a Looney Tunes fan.

3points

Danieletc 4 years ago

And there was no Disneyworld in the 40's.

3points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

Maybe the world in 2020-??????

2points

rehanne garvey 4 years ago

People getting dates wrong

2points

#6

Cursed Truckdrivers

Final score:

421points

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Sabse 4 years ago

This one makes laugh harder, than it should be.

146points

Pernille Dyre 4 years ago

Me too. I'm a midwife - i should know better - or not 🤣🤣

23points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

LmAo

4points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Same, Sabse. Same

1point

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Push, Larry, I can see the gearstick coming out!

17points

Shieshie Sweetie Kiss 4 years ago

So that's where the truck drivers come from..

12points

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

All my questions have been answered

4points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Now you explain how truck's DNA works. How do two parents with wheels get a son with legs ?

5points

D K 4 years ago

Mutations

3points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Feet first? Should have done a C-section!

3points

Tammy Hawkins 4 years ago

Trucker Birds-n-Bees, now I understand him!

2points

pamela nichols 4 years ago

just how in hell did he manage that?

1point

D K 4 years ago

I have no idea why but this is SO damn funny

1point

Sanguinius 4 years ago

lol

1point

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago

So that's how truck drivers exist!

1point

#7

Cursed_wealth

Final score:

413points

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Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

They got a point... and a hat, apparently

161points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

Wow that was smooth

8points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Yes, just gotta figure out which part of me can serve as a balance spring for a watch.

10points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

Haha

7points

Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago

black market for organs it is then...

6points

Chyppa Homer 4 years ago

Got some nail clippings if anyone wishes to buy... :D

4points

Joybug 3 years ago

How much a pound?

0points

Andrew 4 years ago

The cost of purchasing and operating the machinery in making the objects would probably make the price of the objects more resonable.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Tis but a startup cost.

0points

kira perez 4 years ago

in star trek when ferengi die they actually sell vacuum desiccated parts of themselves

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

I wonder what one of my kidneys would fetch on the open market? *peruses dark web sites*

1point

Alexandra Newmann 1 year ago

The iron doesn't exactly break *itself* apart...

0points

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

Oop

0points

#8

Cursed_experimentation

Final score:

409points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

You don't wanna know.

134points

Owl 4 years ago

AAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

4points

Xenia Granados 4 years ago

The horse won't go back together boss

20points

Ben Steinberg 4 years ago

I think this also works for politicians...

13points

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

1point

NMN 4 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't "reorganize"... more like each part can continue on their own and grow into a whole sponge (over time, growing, not "reorganizing" with the other parts).

6points

Dynein 4 years ago

Nope, this is actually true. Most notably, though, the cells won't mix if you use different individuals, which is how this fact was discovered (trying to build sponge tissue using cells from different individuals failed). Sponges are STILL used to study how cells of multi-cellular organisms distinguish between self and non-self.

1point

Beatrice Multhaupt 4 years ago

A Sponge is a colony of animals, as we were taught in grade 8. It is not an individual.

2points

earringnut 4 years ago

You're thinking of coral.

6points

Suzy the observer 4 years ago

Why would you even do this???

1point

Dynein 4 years ago

Trying to assemble sponge tissue from single cells, given that sponge tissue is so extremely simple. Didn't work as intended, though, because the cells from different individuals wouldn't assemble together - instead the result was separate clusters, each made up of the cells of one individual. Sponges are still used to study how multi-cellular organisms distinguish between self and non-self.

1point

Vivi 4 years ago

Poor animals.

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

:O why do it to the Marine Sponge??

0points

backatya 4 years ago

good point

0points

Veronica Vatter 4 years ago

The user name cracked me up

0points

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Thanks for pointing it out! 😄

0points

#9

Cursed Vegans

Final score:

408points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Update: Turns out the tick is allergic to humans.

116points

TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago

Update: it didn’t know that and bit the humans anyway

8points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

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bruce westfall 4 years ago

Same with my wife. Breaks out in an itchy rash if she eats meat. Nice to have a vegan in the house who says about cooking meat "That smells SO GOOD! Wish I could eat that."

4points

John L 4 years ago

As an anthropologist, I will label this as "Unnatural Selection".

3points

The Redhead 4 years ago

Lol. The question is how did the vegans do it without doing anything to the tick? They don't even eat honey.

2points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

I just wanted to post this, Me: Wanna hangout @ my house l8r? Friend: cant srry home arrest for double homicide Me: *thinks wHaT* and says My parents arent home! Friend: about ur parents....

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

what the metric f*ck

1point

Black Panther 4 years ago

I laughed harder than i should smh

2points

ChIcKeN bReNt 4 years ago

noice

1point

Jovita A 4 years ago

Lone Star ticks range from the Southeast through the Eastern United States and bites from the arachnids are known to cause a rare allergy to galactose-α-1,3-galactose (α-gal), a type of sugar found in beef, pork, lamb, and other red meats. One more reason for me to hate ticks... I don't want to be vegan...

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

It you eat the tick before it bites you, it can't infect you!

1point

When asked what exactly the term cursed comment means, the moderator said that the mod team has “put a lot of thought into answering this question over the years.”

He further explained, “As it says on our rules page, the official definition is 'A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of "What the eff did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.'”

#10

Cursed Casket

Final score:

397points

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Bored Dog 4 years ago

i WAS eating spaghetti but remember I said WAS well ... It came out my nose when i read this. So now it's in the floor. I need more spaghetti.

43points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

BAHAHAH

19points

Ava Lasley 4 years ago (edited)

lol "nevermind, my mom says i can't do that"

16points

Narutofansforlife 4 years ago

Sounds fun but do it with her body instead aka dark humor

1point

glowworm2 4 years ago (edited)

This made me laugh way too hard! However, instead of the Space Jam theme song, it should have been "I Believe I Can Fly."

8points

Joan Humphreys 4 years ago

The visual is mesmerizing!

4points

John Doe 4 years ago (edited)

i asked my mom and she said no too. she also got angry.

3points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

Imma steal that idea 😂

2points

Mahayana 4 years ago

Week-end at Bernie 3!!!

2points

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

Thats how id wanna go out

1point

Bianca Du Toit 4 years ago

Hey, at least the kid wants to have an interesting funeral!

1point

#11

Cursed_family

Final score:

377points

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Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

oof

74points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

Yeah This is kinda a mood tbh

10points

54 4 years ago

I mean that's how i feel anyway

3points

Rosana 4 years ago

The anti vaxx mostly been vaccinated before. Is their children that suffer.

3points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

The problem with anti-vax parents is that it is a so called "life choice" they themselves are usually vaccinated.

2points

Something 4 years ago

The thing is that this kind of meme makes antivaxx seem like it only harms its own. It is dangerous for society. With measles, the antivaxxers broke herd immunity, and their children spread it to others (those who cannot be vaccinated, those not yet vaccinated, and the small percentage for whom the vaccine did not work).

2points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

how I feel about basically everything.

1point

Aria Whitaker 4 years ago

When will this idiocy end?

1point

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

When they're all dead?

2points

Leona 4 years ago

Damn...

1point

Vivi 4 years ago

Burn

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Sad :'(

1point

#12

Cursed_yoda

Final score:

362points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

The Curious Case of Yoda Buttons.

123points

danielw 4 years ago

Yoda is secretly Merlin. He ages backwards, and thus remembers the future,

13points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

I mean, someone had to make that joke. Thank you

3points

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Just what came to my mind, too.

0points

InvincibleRodent 4 years ago

Well, that's less cursed than I thought. My first thought was "I guess Yoda's species' pregnancy takes 31 years."

7points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

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Wannabe Wakandan 4 years ago

Yoda said "mine your youth is"

3points

Ben Job 4 years ago

Got together in 89 and 31 years later you're born and thats how i met your mother.

3points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

I laughed at this

1point

Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

Well, to be honest...

1point

Johnny Døpe 4 years ago

Who wouldn’t?!

0points

Marnie 4 years ago

Correction: Lucas's

0points

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

He did.

0points

#13

Cursed_kittler

Final score:

361points

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Teucer T 4 years ago

My first thought was Groucho... Maybe I'm juat not dark enough.

107points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

I first thought of Charlie Chaplin. You're not the only one.

26points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

The pattern sadly gets generally called "Kitler" thanks to an old meme ><

4points

Ms LaDonna 4 years ago

it's from the website "http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com"

3points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Needs the cigar.

1point

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

Mine was “Ooh… Cats”

0points

Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

Like Father like Son

10points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Or Charlie Kitlin, starring in The Kit.

6points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Hats off. Well played

3points

ByTheWindSailor 4 years ago

Meowcho Marx

4points

Janoel Murrey 4 years ago

ADOLF KITLER

3points

tmw 4 years ago

a moustache, just like mom used to have!

3points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

If hitler was like this the world woud be less scary

2points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Mein Purrrrer

2points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

AWWWWWW !!!!

1point

sturmwesen 4 years ago

ohh we have a kittler roaming the park.. should be a p**** but he really is rather bitchy.

1point

#14

Cursed Ashes

Final score:

352points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

There's something grandpa's in his eyes...and in his nose.

73points

Owl 4 years ago

Grandpa be like: take this M**O!

2points

Janine B. 4 years ago

Serves them right. I think grandpa would approve.

12points

Les Izmore 4 years ago

No, a grand worth

12points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Gram

0points

Zenozenobee 4 years ago

Well, Keith Richards snorted his father 's ashes mixed with cocaine, willingly... Keith Richards being Keith Richards.

8points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Half a gramp, actually. Gran is still alive.

7points

Curry on... 4 years ago

So they thought the urn was where grandma hid her stash?

4points

Coleonema 4 years ago

whitepeopl...b0fcc4.jpg

1point

PjandBolt 4 years ago

LOL

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Was the grandfather called Charlie?

1point

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

OOOF

0points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

He snorted a Grandpa powder

0points

#15

Cursed_pregnancy

Final score:

341points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

This is how you make a centaur.

189points

Diana Eriksson 4 years ago

Haha, your comment is more cursed than the actual post. Kudos!

52points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

Manbearpig

12points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

I think the recipe for a centaur is a horse and a human. Any fellow aliens know if I'm wrong or not?

6points

purple 4 years ago

hilarious-...53fa7e.jpg

4points

Horse lover 4 years ago

Well... jacked like a horse has a new meaning

3points

Random Person 4 years ago

😳ummmm....

3points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

*fear*

3points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

NOOOOO

2points

Just a girl in a crazy world 4 years ago

I think that’s more cursed then the cursed comment

2points

Stealthzilla 3 years ago

Hahaha! Wait hold up.

1point

James Hardin 3 years ago

r/cursedcomments

1point

Autumn 4 years ago

Puppymonkeybaby

1point

TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago

Maybe even a chimera...with the brain of a human

1point

Succulent 🇺🇦 3 years ago

Or a mermaid

0points

Mathew Aaberg 4 years ago

This comment is way better!!!!

0points

Wonderful 4 years ago (edited)

Which comes first the horse or the human? 🙀 Ba dum tisch! 🥁

0points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Or a trump.

0points

Ayia Grace 4 years ago

A centaur is half horse!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

how the hell do you make a giant space rock from sperm

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

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Anneli Smitham 4 years ago

I think the worlds population crisis would somehow improve

5points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

It's people like this who should not be allowed to have children. 😯

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

This sounds tiresome t_t

2points

D K 4 years ago

Holy s**t that’s funny

1point

John Doe 4 years ago

ummmm...

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Reminds me of that season on American horror story where the blonde guy got put back together.

1point

Just saying 4 years ago

Another sex-ed win

1point

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Scratched out the "average joe" nick, leaving the photo visible in the original post. Slipping up a bit there, Bored Panda.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

typical s**t would ask that question

0points

A really good cursed comment is something that comes naturally, explained the moderator. And the community is very strict about it in their policy. “In fact, we do not allow 'staged' comments. There is no method,” u/Blank-Cheque explained.

#16

Cursed_wolf

Final score:

333points

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Diana Eriksson 4 years ago

Man, that's dark

72points

Matt Hollis 4 years ago

free food for life...keep my balls....free food for life...keep my balls..hmmmm, difficult

20points

María Hermida 4 years ago

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Bored Dog 4 years ago

my first reaction like : that be dark

8points

Suzy the observer 4 years ago

Bur at least he had a forever home.

5points

Sam Chen 4 years ago

Whimper and play dead, he said. It would be fun, he said.

3points

Marina 4 years ago

there's a price for everything i guess...

2points

Owl 4 years ago

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM thats dark

2points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

damn.

2points

Kailey Anderson 4 years ago

I mean I get why they do it, but I hate how they do it

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

For those who don’t know: He was neutered.

1point

#17

Cursed_Napoleon

Final score:

332points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

ba dum tschh

91points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

True, this is more like a dad joke

3points

Martin Alex 4 years ago

I see dad joke, I click upvote

13points

Debi Blackshaw 4 years ago

This made me launch so hard the cat got a scare lol

10points

DC 4 years ago

Hahahaha, that is great! Best one so far!

7points

Mangagorl 4 years ago

can someone spell it out for me- idk why im blanking ;-;

4points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Napoleon's full name is: Napoleon Bonaparte.

12points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Eh, from what I've heard, it was pretty small to begin with, so no big deal.

4points

Sanguinius 4 years ago

lol

2points

Kailey Anderson 4 years ago

The most disturbing one to me is the one that came first 0-0 wat did they do with napoleon’s you know, once they had IT?

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Why was he buried without pants, to begin with the 300 questions that came to my mind reading this?

2points

backatya 4 years ago

I doubt they could see that little thing. The dude was barely tall enough

1point

#18

Cursed_fridge

Final score:

331points

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Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

Now I’m scared.

145points

Owl 4 years ago

halp meeeee... HALP. MEEEEE....

5points

Joybug 3 years ago

Why?

0points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

me need foickan help

0points

Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago

ha ha... haven't tested. run now...RUN

14points

로희 4 years ago

Moshi moshi, 911 desu ka?

11points

Phoenix 4 years ago

Well for the fridge it depends which part, from what I’ve gathered peop- wait sorry stuff tends to freeze faster in the back, that is assuming they can fit in the fridge. If they can’t just take a few limbs and they may just die if blood loss.

9points

Tammy Hawkins 4 years ago

'Tested' LOL!!!

8points

selene 6.23 4 years ago

At first: wow that's a good knowledge. At the end: RUN EVERYONE RUNNN

7points

Jasmine Lawal 4 years ago

“I haven’t tested” what is that supposed to mean. 😳

6points

Joybug 3 years ago

I believe you know. But, it implies that the person HAS tested the other one.

0points

4 years ago

Dark & educational, I like it

6points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

Oh, alrighty, make sure to test it later then! I got a guy delivering the next batch of... test subjects.

3points

Autumn 4 years ago

Umm, should I be worried?

1point

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

freezer i HAVENT tested?!? HOW DARE UUU

3points

#19

Cursed Excitement

Final score:

322points

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James Pointer 4 years ago

They look just like their dad

196points

Holly Allen 4 years ago

😂

9points

D K 4 years ago

Bahahaha

2points

Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago

the one on the right has the expression and everything

1point

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Your comment made me laugh!

0points

María Hermida 4 years ago

A good doctor would have been able to hear there were there little hearts beating there. Medicine and diagnosis existed before modern machines. Doctors didn't have scanners or ultrasounds, but they had ears, eyes, hands and BRAINS.

16points

Hanni 4 years ago

Good nurses/midwives could palpate the mother's tummy and tell the number of babies.

14points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

HAHAHAH

13points

giraffescupcakesandSOKEEFE 4 years ago

Aww! This picture actually makes me really happy for some reason.

12points

Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)

Excitement or shock and horror?

5points

Salty Old Woman 4 years ago

Yes.

3points

Matt Hollis 4 years ago

Passes out from excitement?

4points

Kay blue 4 years ago

Fear, definitely fear. Probably worrying how he was going to be able to afford to feed them all.

12points

Suzy the observer 4 years ago

The three nurses: "Let's see his reaction. 10 /1 he faints within 60 seconds."

3points

Marette 4 years ago

I don't understand the cigarette comment?

3points

Cat-tree 4 years ago

Commonly dads that walked out on their families said they were "just going to buy cigarettes" and never returned.

13points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

I was just thinking today, “fainting used to be way more common.” Right?!

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

OMG, this is so funny XD

1point

#20

Cursed_pregnancy

Final score:

312points

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hey, not my problem 4 years ago

ok then- moving on

125points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

To which one?

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

If you’re pregnant with twin boys and have sex, you’ll have three d***s inside you

26points

TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago

This is more cursed then the original

10points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

Just what I was thinking!

1point

A_bored_student999 2 years ago

If you have triplets however.

0points

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

:O

0points

Michelle C 4 years ago

I wonder what category Octomom would be in....😁

7points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

The 1st was hilariously clever, the 2nd was an 'Oh SNAP!' and a drop to the floor...

3points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago (edited)

NO. BAD.

3points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

Ima go to the next one...#24....

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

no

2points

Sam Chen 4 years ago

...he’s got a point

1point

Bored Dog 4 years ago

ok that was INTERESTING...

1point

Trizia Norris 4 years ago

Laughed so hard I scared the cat!

0points

Turns out the famous YouTube vlogger Pewdiepie has been talking about the Cursed Comments subreddit and referring to it as somewhat of the worst thing on Reddit.

The moderator assured us that it’s true: “Pewdiepie has talked about /r/cursedcomments several times on his YouTube channel. I haven't seen the videos personally, but he must've liked it if he made multiple videos on it.”

#21

Cursed_gamer

Final score:

288points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

96points

Parmeisan 4 years ago

That's the thing, though. It didn't escalate at all.

5points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

I'm a girl with a slightly deeper voice and I've been called "bro" before

2points

Owl 4 years ago

Bruh

0points

DogMom 4 years ago

This one is just sad

23points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

I must be odd then - my guild is about 60% female and no one cares about it as long as we work together. Our best player is this fantastic no nonsense older woman and you better listen to her.

17points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

My experience is about the same. I suspect the gender divide is with mmos (more females) and combat fps (predominantly males). I have no data and have done no research though

7points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

I used a female anime avatar as a goof for a bit, and found that many of my fellow male gamers are borderline horrible, and about 20% are just absolute trash humans.

16points

Jon S. 4 years ago

It's fun playing on my wife's playstation account. Everybody wants me on their team and nobody yells at me for being bad at the game. I just ignore all the solicitation. (I don't use voice chat)

9points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

👀

7points

Wolfstar 4 years ago (edited)

Once a guy asked if he could f*ck me and I said "f*ck off, you bastard, do you think I want your purple lil d*ck? Hell no, leave me alone, you horny little sh*t!" Just let me play Minecraft in peace! Thankfully, the majority of guys I play with are super nice and hilarious, and always back me off when some pervert's hitting on me.

6points

Jill 4 years ago

My husband and I played on the same "team" in a game and they thought he was a pedo every time we flirted with each other.

5points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

awww that's cute, when I talk during a game, I get called a bitch and a c**t and everything else... sooo yup I don't use a headset anymore.

4points

Janine B. 4 years ago

The only time sending a d**k pic seems acceptable.

3points

#22

Cursed_zoo

Final score:

286points

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River Webb 4 years ago

ikr elephants are everywhere

73points

ELEPHANT 3 years ago

You called?

2points

Giovanni Omanand 4 years ago

this comment is more cursed than the one in the pic

2points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

even in my pants

1point

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

If you were there that day in the gift shop on High Ridge Trial in RMNP, I sincerely, honestly apologize. I never seen that many people all look so horrified and attempt to flee a room at the same time.

6points

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

Not if my family and I fart :)

3points

ELEPHANT 3 years ago

Don’t blame it on me Jake >:(

1point

Laila Hernandez 4 years ago

i like elephants... :(

1point

Mike 4 years ago

2nd time

0points

backatya 4 years ago

I think you better fart outside among the animals so people wont' hear you and smell you

0points

Naomi Cline 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

0points

Caleb Lumpkin 4 years ago

imma do that....jk

0points

John L 4 years ago

....As long as you don't give yourself away, by being a bit too loud.

0points

#23

Cursed_math

Final score:

270points

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StIJN 4 years ago

KNOWLEDDGE 100%

126points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Oh no, you broke the Matrix :O

14points

ByTheWindSailor 4 years ago

Cheezydino, they added an extra “d.” That’s the joke.

10points

Cameron Alford 4 years ago

i dont get why you people downvote if someone doesnt get a joke, just like how one word can change a day one word can ruin one

3points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

lol

2points

Among Us 4 years ago

@cheezydinosaur: You missed the joke.

1point

Les Izmore 4 years ago

Bullshit = 100%

11points

afoben 4 years ago

I shall now add gay sonic vore in all my resumes, soft skills section.

4points

BorPand8 4 years ago

Must... resist... urge... to... Google... gay... Sonic... vore...

4points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

Please google it, I'm too lazy

2points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Isn't anyone going to comment on the great writing? So neat.

3points

Chimmels 4 years ago

Shut the f**k up 185%

3points

grey galah 4 years ago

zippity doo dah = 148%

3points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T= 103.

2points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

ZZ Top is just five letters and it's 103%. The great, bearded overachievers!

2points

ChIcKeN bReNt 4 years ago

sneak 100%

1point

#24

Cursed Excretion

Final score:

262points

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King Joffrey 4 years ago

I once visited a castle where the toilet was also a trapdoor so the owner could dispose of his enemies while they were pooping.

31points

danielw 4 years ago

what a shitty way to go.

20points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

That poor guy at the bottom is known as a "gong farmer."

5points

backatya 4 years ago

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J. F. 4 years ago

"The trumpet has been blown, prepare the troops!" -"Wait sire! I think it's just the baroness on the quiet place"

4points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

That ghost fart concept is somewhat poetic.

3points

Jo Kidd 4 years ago

What a shitty job the bottom bloke has!

2points

PurpleUnicorn 4 years ago

The origin of the term "wrong end of the stick"

2points

Nicholas Mapes 4 years ago

Anyone got a match?

2points

Just a Snowball 4 years ago

thats a real s****y job! :D

1point

Just a Snowball 4 years ago

if ya get it

1point

ioala 4 years ago

I thought the toilet shafts were arranged so that the s**t fell down the outer wall of the castle...

1point

Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago

Yes, but they can't just leave it there

0points

Viv Hart 4 years ago

The original Longdrop.

0points

#25

Cursed_president

Final score:

251points

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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

Like a bullet :/ Wow that was dark-

112points

Stephen Foley 4 years ago

True. So say "Trump was the first President in 150 years to VOLUNTARILY not to attend his successor's inauguration" . FDR and JFK didn't have any choice in the matter.

5points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

No that was perfect

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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alwaysMispelled 4 years ago

Well, to be thorough, if you're gonna count dead presidents then 150 years would also include Garfield, McKinley, and Harding. Harding and FDR were natural deaths.

7points

grafxgal60073 4 years ago

The Orange Man is the ultimate toddler. I guess his mother never taught him to play nicely.

4points

Layla Corman 4 years ago

1 word- "Living" president would have cleared this up.

4points

Kyle D 4 years ago

I would have gone with ... "in his defense, his mind was elsewhere"

4points

Sharon Dean 4 years ago

Dead don't count!!!

3points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

That would have been a fine reason for about 70% of Americans and 98% of the planet.

3points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

Ok I laughed WAY too hard at this one. I'm sorry.....

2points

Kisses4Katie 4 years ago

Jackie O was there I don't think she even changed ☹️

2points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

She didn’t. Johnson took the oath on Air Force One before it departed Texas and only minutes after they loaded JFK’s body onto the plane. But it gets more f’d up than that. When they got back to D.C., the Kennedy’s stuff was already being removed from The White House.

5points

Caleb Lumpkin 4 years ago

jeez man..... its very true do...

1point

In a previous interview with Bored Panda, another moderator told us about the challenges that the community has faced recently. Turned out, after a run-in with a top Reddit moderator, the community faces a possible “quarantine” or shutdown.

This was because of a lot of jokes on the subreddit of a very sensitive nature, but things changed for the better. "That was incredibly hectic and really kicked moderation into high gear, with rules becoming much more strict. At this point in time, the moderation strictness still applies, although with a subreddit of that size, it’s still hard to fully moderate, and I personally think post submission quality has taken a hit because of it, no fault to the moderation team."

#26

Cursed_son

Final score:

245points

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White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

I was thinking someone died

54points

Its Me 3 years ago

I thought disowned

2points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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CowboyHank 4 years ago

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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I thought he disowned his- Her Parents lmao Good for this person tho! :)

11points

Kisses4Katie 4 years ago

I thought they disowned her :(

10points

Wolfstar 4 years ago

If they disowned her, I would cuss them out so bad because the feeling of being disowned is shocking and horrible (at least for me. I have a friend who threw a party when he was disowned.)

6points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Trans rights, y'all.

7points

Kailey Anderson 4 years ago

Why does the title say cursed son? Shouldn’t it be cursed daughter?

3points

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

One day later and only one stupid comment. Progress!

2points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 4 years ago

9 year olds writing wattpad stories be like:

1point

shonie 4 years ago

i thought that they disowend her

1point

Ezra Matson 4 years ago

I'm proud that people are speaking out that there trans

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

I was thinking adoption :O

0points

#27

Cursed_cow

Final score:

242points

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QueerTheory 4 years ago

I read it cow-eating grass. 😒

107points

Bill 4 years ago

The bane of ranchers everywhere

16points

PeachPossum 4 years ago

If buttercups buzzed after the bee, If boats were on land, Churches on sea, If ponies rode men, And if grass ate the cows, And if cats should be chased Into holes by the mouse, If the mammas sold their babies To the Gypsies for half a crown, If summer were spring, And the other way 'round, Then all the world would be upside down.

6points

Its Me 3 years ago

New horror book idea

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

Yes I would like a movie of this

1point

This is fine 4 years ago

Me too

0points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

It is all in the punctuation, supposedly.

0points

DogLady 4 years ago

Lmao thx for the comment 🤣

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

florans

0points

Among Us 4 years ago

So did I...

0points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Just moo

2points

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

And you could use some English lessons before you are ground into hamburger.

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

If you knew how they were treated.....

0points

John L 4 years ago

......And I hope you enjoy your intelligence level as a result. At least you have little to worry about, except when they load you all in the back of a truck.

0points

Sam Chen 4 years ago

That’s dark... but yummy

0points

backatya 4 years ago

maybe she is a cow depending how fat she is lol

-1point

Åsa Wrede 4 years ago

And getting raped and then robbed on your child every year so that people can pull your tits regularly.

-2points

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE 4 years ago

...

4points

#28

Cursed_toys

Final score:

239points

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A.J Milne 4 years ago

This seriously made me laugh; 'Oink oink you capitalist pig.'

82points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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alwaysMispelled 4 years ago

Why would Santa pass up free slave-elf labor to pay for cheap chinese sweatshop labor? Makes no sense for any capitalist pig

9points

CatOfTheDark 4 years ago

I want to read the one above by Nikhil. It has the words 'from the dead'. I'm hooked.

5points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

Ah yes, you noticed it too.

2points

Julie 4 years ago

My boy asked me the same thing about his toys from Santa being made in China. I panicked and told him each room in Santa's workshop is named after a different country, and his Minecraft sword was made in the China room. 🤷

2points

Badinkus 4 years ago

kid is being raised the wrong way

1point

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 4 years ago

Stan John

1point

Random Person 4 years ago

AAHHH NO I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤪

1point

Violet Smith 4 years ago

Slavery joke. Dark.

1point

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

can we talk about the "from the dead. i bet he was" above that????

0points

Sam Chen 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#29

Cursed_photobomb

Final score:

234points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Dark, very dark....

108points

Xenia Granados 4 years ago

But it was pretty bright for a second

19points

White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Pretty shady

7points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

again, laughed way too much...

5points

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE 4 years ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

4points

Bill 4 years ago

Photonbomb

2points

Gabby M 4 years ago

I am pretty damn dark & sarcasm is my church. I do however draw some lines; children (ya know what I mean), animal cruelty and horrific human loss of life.

1point

PotatoNinja5000 4 years ago

That's literally the definition of dark humor. Laughing about taboo topics. It's totally fine not to have a dark sense of humor, but I'm not sure your definition is that.

8points

Jo Kidd 4 years ago

First real shadow play!

0points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Too soon!

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago

It's not etched but ok

0points

Dinah Brand 4 years ago

What a shitty joke.

0points

Hank 4 years ago

LOL

2points

The Cursed Comments subreddit is all about humor through shock value. Or, as their moderators explain on the subreddit, they want to make you smile and mystify you with how incomprehensible and blatantly gruesome some of these comments found from the corners of the internet are.

#30

Cursed Whale Watching

Final score:

232points

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JimiB09 4 years ago

It's Walmart in my neck of the woods

86points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

My Walmart has a McDonald’s.

12points

David Retsler 4 years ago

I bet it's a huge neck of the woods.

10points

Berry Budgie 4 years ago

*whalemart

5points

Chodz 4 years ago

Man, I so hope I can visit a Walmart someday. After watching the people of Walmart vid a couple of years ago I'm convinced it must be Wild!

1point

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Not only McDonald's.

8points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

That design wasn't intentional. It was a fluke.

1point

scorpesh 4 years ago

I'm sorry,i did'nt get it could anyone tell what's the reference about?

1point

David Retsler 4 years ago

The term "whales" is being applied to obese people. McDonald's "food" (for lack of a better term) is notoriously unhealthy. The person was saying you could go to Macca's and see whales- meaning fat people.

2points

Theodore Theodora 4 years ago

Fat-shaming and poverty-shaming in one fell swoop, how efficient

1point

Something 4 years ago

There is a strong correlation between the two because a healthy lifestyle is a more expensive lifestyle.

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

thenreal place is KFuckingC

0points

Jacob Gilmore 4 years ago

ha lol

0points

sebastian nye 4 years ago

Looks like Legion of Doom HQ to me

0points

Caleb Lumpkin 4 years ago

hahahahha tha5ts funny

0points

Alethea Brock 4 years ago

Took me a moment....I'm thinking wow they must have an amazing view from that McDonald's...in Norway?!

0points

#31

Cursed_batman.

Final score:

231points

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Bumble 4 years ago

That is easily fixed...

131points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

This is even more cursed than the comments in the picture

25points

Mini crewmate 4 years ago

That escalated quickly

7points

Furry_Danger 4 years ago

You are a genius. Get the nukes.

5points

Among Us 4 years ago

Sh*t just went from 0 to 100 real f***ing quick

3points

Aria Whitaker 4 years ago (edited)

Bumble!!!! *intensely clutches pearls*

3points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

I like how you think, Bumble!

2points

Owl 4 years ago

IMMA GET MAH KNIFE! BRB! no wait, how about mah pan AND mah knife? ya sounds good...

1point

Dreamwolf 4 years ago

This is another cursed comment.

0points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

True true

10points

Janine B. 4 years ago

How do we know they're not?

6points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

If you mean "How de we know these people are not Batman?" I agree! In the comics (and the movies) Bruce Wayne plays it like a rich P.O.S... If you mean "How do we know his parents aren't dead?" Well,...

6points

Autumn 4 years ago

I can fix that for you! *innocent smile*

3points

Phoenix 4 years ago (edited)

He had enough money to be Batman. I’m sure he has enough to hire asks mine with a special set of skills....

2points

TV Junkie 4 years ago

I'd be Iron Woman

2points

BIG FOOT 4 years ago

* c***s gun* we can arrange that

2points

Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago

He’s a robot.

1point

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

You know what you have to do . . .

1point

This is fine 4 years ago

I can fix that (it’s a joke)

0points

#32

Cursed_advertisement

Final score:

230points

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Benjamin tatham 4 years ago

Both

65points

Adam Myśków 4 years ago

seems like a somewhat poor business model

9points

Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago

Every drug can lol with one dose. You just have to make the dose big enough.

8points

Ruth Mayfly 4 years ago

Don't forget, Dihydrogen monoxide can kill with just one dose!

3points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Then it's not drug, it's poison. Good advertisment requires exact words.

6points

Lisa Ollard 4 years ago

Sure that's not parmesan?

5points

pebs 4 years ago

Sure.

1point

Miraculous Klutz 4 years ago

Where can I get some?

4points

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE 4 years ago

Me too!

0points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

LOL

4points

Slime11IsSus 4 years ago

they all do that if the dose is big enough

1point

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

I mean, a lot of people have been cooped up with a very limited selection of other humans, so...

1point

maddie pealer 4 years ago

yes.

1point

#33

Cursed_hospital

Final score:

225points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

This is an ongoing horror story.

86points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

"Come play with us Danny!"

1point

jevais 4 years ago (edited)

Oh my, this is sad that in so many countries hospitals are derelict. Governments always have money to buy equipments for wars, yet none for education, clean water, health care, good roads, bridges, etc.

8points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Hospital in my country, handing over all that cash just for an er visit. Even mire for giving birth.

5points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

Canadian hospitals don't look run down.

4points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

Glad I live in Canada.

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Is that a heart? o_o

1point

scorpesh 4 years ago

for a kid, the heart is about the same size as the fist, and for an adult, it's about the same size as two fists.But this person's hand is stretched out so I'm not sure what it is...

0points

John L 4 years ago

Is that from Ukraine, or PRC?

0points

#34

Cursed_vending Machine

Final score:

215points

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Les Izmore 4 years ago

If you tilt it you can get the candy to fall out

65points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Wannabe Wakandan 4 years ago

Just have to shake a little harder

6points

El Dee 4 years ago

At least give him his coins back!!

5points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago

"Give me back my f#*ing dollar!"

3points

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE 4 years ago

Okay, but I need the context behind this. Why is that man in a cage thingy?

2points

Bunny Wood 4 years ago

Dam that is a big bear

2points

danielw 4 years ago

kindof a chonker. vending machine food can do that,

6points

Isabel Care 4 years ago

Reminds me of Gordan Buchanan, in a plexiglass cube, filming a polar bear trying to get the treat out of the box (him)

1point

S A GOULD 4 years ago

Betting they stopped the bear before he really had time to get serious.

1point

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Dude looks like he's having fun.

1point

Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago

"Who in Hell do I call to get my money back?!?!

1point

#35

Cursed Gregsticles

Final score:

213points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

The gregpickle lost its gregstickles.

82points

Mia Long-Wiwi 4 years ago

Bwahahaha

5points

Viviane 4 years ago

Not that the gregherkin stood for much.

4points

James Hardin 3 years ago

HMMMM

1point

Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

BRB, need to find this account

19points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I- OK. THEN

16points

Kisses4Katie 4 years ago

Get rid of Manny while you're at it

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

hit him with the ol' The-Ol-Raz...2b0f56.jpg

2points

Tenley Samson 4 years ago

this made me snort

4points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

I'm laughing way too hard than I should at this

2points

Gabby M 4 years ago

Well I recommend 2 bags of peas tucked and arranged just so while the jejune Greg sleeps. Then Greg just might "get" the "s(t)icles part.

2points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

If he blows on them he gets Greg Huffley

1point

cj be like 1 year ago

The funny thing is, once Greg had to go to a vet instead of a doctor for his pig biting him. We find out on an info sheet that Greg had worms when he was a toddler!

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

If diary of a wimpy kid were R

0points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

UH-

0points

#36

Cursed_repeatinghistory

Final score:

195points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Ain't Irish blood like, 90% alcohol?

87points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

It's the other way around. Alcohol is 90% Irish blood.

53points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Aye, but we Scots have wae more!

20points

PotatoNinja5000 4 years ago

Covid's been tough on all of us. The pubs are all shut, so this is the next best alternative.

8points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

That's why they want it

5points

Trash Panda 4 years ago

So, that's how they make blended whiskey...

4points

Giovanni Omanand 4 years ago

no that's Russian blood

3points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Thats why they want it

2points

María Hermida 4 years ago

No, that's British blood

1point

Chimmels 4 years ago

One time about 30 gallons of whiskey poured through the streets and caught on fire 4 ppl died that day of ALCOHOL POISONING

1point

Mark Howell 4 years ago

and cheaper than whiskey, now you know why we want it;o)

1point

InvincibleRodent 4 years ago

built in disinfectant system

1point

James Hardin 3 years ago

exactly

0points

CV 4 years ago

It is 92% actually but yeah, solid point

0points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

Mmmmmmaaaaaybe. Why do you ask?

0points

Caleb Lumpkin 4 years ago

yyyuuupp

0points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

Nah, that's the Scottish blood.

0points

Adam 4 years ago

The british should just check their hands

6points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

I don't get it XD

3points

Laura Mende 4 years ago

Sunday Bloody Sunday playing in my head. Anyone else?

2points

benjamin brisson 4 years ago

They should just look at their hands then

2points

Trizia Norris 4 years ago

This Irish woman just laughed herself into an asthma attack!!

1point

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

For a split second I thought they were declaring war.

1point

A.J Milne 4 years ago

I'm have Irish, French and Scottish blood, do I count?

1point

John L 4 years ago

Are they trying to become Roman Catholics?

0points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

That is truly cursed

0points

#37

Cursed_grease

Final score:

192points

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White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Start fires on the top floors and pull the alarm

41points

Demon Child 4 years ago

Or just pull the alarm??? literally so unnecessary lmao

8points

Petra Schaap 4 years ago

i wonder what the world would be today if 9 11 never happened. Has anyone read Stephen Kings 11/22/63 ?

8points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Email Bin Laden & tell him someone else did it on 9/10.

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Go back in time further and beat up the wright brothers.

3points

Fact Perils 4 years ago

I saw this on reddit lol. There were some very creative answers...

1point

John L 4 years ago

What's wrong with shouting loudly, and then vacating the area?

1point

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

take video footage back in time and show people.

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

OP said there was no proof.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Easy, gather my friends and family and with my future knowledge we initiate several fires near the future targets, emergency services arrive earlier and in the case of the towers people leave 'cause of the potential threat :D

1point

Janet L 1 year ago

Declare a public holiday so no one goes to work

0points

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

Cassandra

0points

#38

Cursed_streamer

Final score:

191points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Dew it!

50points

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago

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8points

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

My aunt will slap the s**t out of me if I were to ever use a ouija board to talk to my mother. Then I'd get beat. Then my sis would get beat for letting me. Then my friends would get beat cuz she thinks I have bad friends (can't disagree with that one, they don't respond to any of my emails), then I'd get exorcised.

2points

Caleb Lumpkin 4 years ago

i want a ouija boardd so bad. just to try it. can you make one yourself?

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Nope

0points

Terrell Houston 4 years ago

her pfp looks like shes ina poular film

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

Smart

0points

backatya 4 years ago

oh s**t

0points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

I got one.

0points

Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago

oh god so dangerous

0points

Ayia Grace 4 years ago

SAGE!

0points

#39

Cursed_hotspings

Final score:

190points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

At least the spring is shockingly good.

66points

Among Us 4 years ago

Watt's with the electricity puns?

9points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

One sneeze and they are all gone

21points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Same with Denki from MHA

0points

Demon Child 4 years ago

Why did the comment have to be circled?

2points

shonie 4 years ago

is that mario in the far left bottom corner?!?!?!?

1point

Autumn 4 years ago

IT"S LITERALLY THIS Screenshot...86c508.png

1point

J. Cole 4 years ago

HOTSPINGS. My new name.

1point

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

🤣

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

OH SNAP! XD

0points

#40

Cursed_railroad

Final score:

189points

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Michele Ferretto 4 years ago

Where the heck is that "test" from?

57points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

It's the Trolley Problem from moral philosophy, "do nothing five people get killed, switch side track and one child gets killed" and endless variations (your child vs three unknown children, X adults vs a child, some unknowns vs a named person, etc; and flip sides because usually "do nothing" gets answered so it's passively killing X vs actively killing Y).

34points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This is my favorite solution to this problem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

2points

Nimue47 Premium 4 years ago

But are they dead or just rolled over?

2points

Elica 4 years ago

Ah right there has to be such debate before stopping (or not) lol

2points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Trams have relatively thin metal wheels so I'm not too confident they aren't split into three roughly equal parts.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

You guys really don’t get this comic

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

Stop it and hop on

1point

Sarah Bennett 4 years ago

Why did my mind immediately link this to the college loan forgiveness argument in the US?

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

The US economy in a nutshell :P

1point

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

WTF?

0points

MagNat 4 years ago

Too accurate.

0points

John L 4 years ago

Fantasy Land 101

0points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

I'm sure this is referring to nothing at all and should be taken entirely at face value

0points

#41

Cursed_mess

Final score:

186points

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danielw 4 years ago

imagine all the infections from not being able to properly clean that thing.

43points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

And by that thing you mean every guy's penis ever being stuck in there

3points

Ann Mozdzer 4 years ago

I bet they are labelled small,medium and liar

19points

White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Bunch of d***s in glory holes. So unsanitary

18points

Holly Allen 4 years ago

Some dude's gonna say very proudly that he can't fit

12points

Jan Smith 4 years ago

i'm a woman and i cringed!!!!

11points

ComfyPanda 4 years ago

As am I and I did too.

3points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

Ew imagine your boyfriend or husband using that and then ... using you

2points

Ishit Javiya 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Yeah, but doesn't that mean that your junk is touching the same appliance as other men's junk? Unsanitary!

7points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Imagine using it after someone with herpes

7points

Demon Child 4 years ago

SO unhygienic omg

6points

shark172 4 years ago

What about no

6points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

6points

#42

Cursed_playplace

Final score:

184points

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Arwen Undomiel 4 years ago

this also happens at parks

58points

danielw 4 years ago

and a sibling's soccer games.

6points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

:O the ghost bit?? :O

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

And parks are cleaner than those things are ... by MILES! Shudder!

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

yup, kids get trapped in those mazes of open space at parks all the time. great job completely missing the joke on that one.

-2points

Wolfstar 4 years ago

This always sucked for 9-year-old me. I'd meet this really awesome person, play together for a while, then promise to meet at the park tomorrow. Then that promise was broken :(

7points

John Doe 4 years ago

this was every outdoor trip of my childhood :p

3points

Masen Silas 4 years ago

I got stuck in one of these for like 2 hrs as a kid. I thought I was stuck forever annnd thats why im claustrophobic af now!

2points

Slime11IsSus 4 years ago

i agree those places can be dark and creepy

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

I made friends with kids at hotel pools, too. Then I never saw them again.

1point

akiwi 4 years ago

That is so relatable and nostalgic

0points

backatya 4 years ago

damnnnnnn

0points

John L 4 years ago

Friends and acquaintances are two different things.

0points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

Don't EVEN man

0points

#43

Cursed_dog

Final score:

182points

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Bunny Wood 4 years ago

Keep driving and no one has to get hurt... Nice and easy

49points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Aside from the fact that they dog should be secured when in the car... I would totally commit murder for that little pooch!

4points

Actually I’m Sundew 4 years ago

DAT BOOP SNOOT

4points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

Petco on da right-now let's get mah treetz!

1point

Sam Chen 4 years ago

The smol doggo is in charge now. I would comply

1point

Alex Klebenow 4 years ago

LOL

0points

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

You really do turn into your pets and vice versa.

0points

#44

Cursed_lifehacks

Final score:

180points

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Phoenix 4 years ago

What’s even better is let their body decompose, help to further it along, and then you get a free Halloween decoration

13points

Michele Ferretto 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

4points

Tracy Wolfe 4 years ago

Excellent idea.

1point

Meami 4 years ago

Solent Green.

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Nice touch with the spelling 'sauce'!

1point

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

I love that movie

0points

backatya 4 years ago

morbid

0points

Barbara Vandewalle 4 years ago

Pigs will eat anything served them.

0points

John L 4 years ago

Just make sure you cook it 'Well Done' or you will inherit their viruses.

0points

#45

Cursed_2021

Final score:

179points

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Les Izmore 4 years ago

On line only this semester

36points

White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Well it's brighter, anyhow

6points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Yeah, 2021 is on fire.

1point

Alif Zakaria 1 year ago

Fun fact: if a university is destroyed, all attending students will graduate with a bachelors degree. Following this logic, everyone in Hiroshima and Nagasaki had a degree. More than they asked for, might I add

0points

Jo Kidd 4 years ago

Anyone want toasted marshmallows?

0points

John L 4 years ago

That's your opinion, and we all know what opinions are like,.....right?

0points

#46

Cursed_powers

Final score:

170points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Fair enough

46points

Jacob Gilmore 4 years ago

god was jesus but in his earth form or version

1point

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

If you believe that.

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Hahahahaha!

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Yahweh the OG rapist

0points

mcmp 4 years ago

bigot!

0points

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

Uh, no.

-1point

mcmp 4 years ago

of course you couldn't finish without a dig to the catholics. now, do a joke with mohamed, I dare you...

-3points

#47

Cursed_manuel

Final score:

167points

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Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Damn, this is the biggest rat I've ever seen!

102points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Someone’s never been to lower manhattan in the summer!

10points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

oh my sweet summer child

1point

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

look at capibara !

1point

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

I was looking out of the window during a rainy day, I saw a rat squeeze out of a drain in the road side, it was twice the size of my cat.

1point

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

agreed

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

Come to astralia, and you will see wayyy bigger (we have one in the garden too big to fit in the rat trap, so instead we have a cat trap)

0points

Owl 4 years ago

DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM

0points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

If there is a rat in my house bigger than my foot, it becomes the rat's house, cuz I'm out.

34points

Allen Lavine 4 years ago

I'm with you he can have the house the car and the kids

13points

Drew Sauveur 4 years ago

Ok seriously, that thing mentors 4 turtles.

22points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

This is awesome! I almost peed myself laughing. Almost.

4points

Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

This is how the urban myth of the pet [foreign/unknown] dog gets started!

6points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

I can hear Michael Jackson singing, "Ben".

4points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

That song is soooo sad....

0points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

O h d e a r g o d. I literally screamed when I saw how huge!!! Maybe it's a capybara and not a rat???

3points

2WheelTravlr 4 years ago

I think it's a nutria.

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Is...is the rat radioactive?

3points

Ashheart of Skyclan 4 years ago

Rats make great pets :3 Wait a sec is that a STICK OF BUTTER?!

3points

NMN 4 years ago

No, it's a corn cob

5points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

Ratty’s revenge

3points

Maria Ribaulo 4 years ago

If this thing was in my house I think I'd burn it down

2points

#48

Cursed_richest Man

Final score:

160points

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CowboyHank 4 years ago

Why not just change species. Become the richest guinea pig in the world. Makes just as much sense

65points

Henry Cheves 4 years ago

Not a guinea pig, they don't live long, plus they're helpless, become the richest panther in the world.

9points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

You sound like a transphobe actually and these people were just too dumb AF to catch it or they’d have crushed you with downvotes

4points

Computernaut 4 years ago

Yeah!

2points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Lex Luther in the flesh.

17points

Michele Ferretto 4 years ago

*Luthor

6points

HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 4 years ago

He wouldn't be the richest woman in the world, he would be the richest man with a sex change in the world, because Jeff Bezos is not trans. He is a cis man, you can't change your gender. A trans woman is not a man who changed gender, she is a woman who changed her body to match her identity. There's a difference.

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

And Amazon workers will still continue to pee in bottles >:I

3points

CCTheVampire 4 years ago

Or he could marry, murder(without getting caught), and get the money. Insurance claims, man.

1point

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Why not just kill Elon? He could pay for some serious hit men. And then he wouldn't have to change his gender again.

1point

okpkpkp 4 years ago

bald billionaires should show that money cannot buy hair.

0points

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

Dr. Evils doppelgänger

0points

Jacob Gilmore 4 years ago

but hed need hair so he cant be a quine pig or any mamal

-1point

Truth Monster 4 years ago

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#49

Cursed_uncle

Final score:

158points

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago

Well, he looks like a young Drew Carey.

62points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

4points

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

I love his dedication to being the best uncle ever!

3points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

That's so incredibly sweet! I love this!!

3points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Ooooofffffff.........

3points

Unaffected 4 years ago

How sweet.He'll be a wonderful uncle to that kid

1point

Dee Stern Premium 4 years ago

Same thing happened to me. WWII...my uncle was wearing his Navy uniform. He saw me before my dad. I read this in my baby book. Still laugh at it.

1point

mcmp 4 years ago

he looks delighted.

0points

okpkpkp 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 4 years ago

you are NOT the father!!!!

0points

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

I think it's sweet.

0points

#50

Cursed Drink

Final score:

156points

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White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

They have easier ways to diagnose diabetics now

78points

jimmy pop 4 years ago

But no sweeter way.

5points

Bill 4 years ago

Think fetish

3points

Its Me 3 years ago

Back then they had easy ways to diagnose drug addicts too.

1point

Annabeth Chase 3 years ago

Hippocrates is looking away in shame

1point

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago

That is definitley my daughter, who loves our 2nd set of silverware -she calls them fancy because rhey have a design-but they were cheap Goodwill finds. And she drinks apple cider from champagne flutes on special days.

1point

Callista pierce 4 years ago

ew

0points

backatya 4 years ago

lol

0points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

LMAO...

0points

#51

Cursed_advertisment

Final score:

154points

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Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

My buns are so toasty <3

30points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

m o n c h

1point

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Uhm...

4points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Who said there wasn't enough women in advertising?

2points

Jenna Justice 4 years ago

i dont get it

1point

Huh 4 years ago

Hm. Look at the image closely. If you still don't get it, then I don't think you should know

3points

grafxgal60073 4 years ago

I don't know if the designer was clever or just an a**hole.

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Both, I guess.

1point

Jods 4 years ago

Or floury baps.

1point

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Pudding

1point

Alex Klebenow 4 years ago

LMAO!

0points

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

OKKKKK

0points

#52

Cursed_pride

Final score:

146points

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Michele Ferretto 4 years ago

O_O

51points

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

.....ohhhhh

15points

imposter purple 4 years ago

i just realised what was hppening

0points

blugeagua 4 years ago

But if it was a daughter, he'd be disappointed 🙄

8points

Owl 4 years ago

rude

0points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

10/10 would rat my mom out. I don't need that kind of hidden instability

6points

Janine B. 4 years ago

I guess they had some really dirty sex.

4points

Cameron Alford 4 years ago

🎶"sweet home alabama"🎶

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Took me a second

1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Oh no... a 4-armed insect lady got hit with a car.

1point

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Am I the only one that just thinks it looks like a dog??

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Yes you are!

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

What's going on here?

1point

#53

Cursed_meat

Final score:

144points

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Brandy Grote 4 years ago

0-0

50points

Kailey Anderson 4 years ago

Nooo save the baby sealllll

12points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

That escalated quickly....

8points

Just a Snowball 4 years ago

F**K NO

4points

AALIYAH UMOREN 4 years ago

dont do it.

4points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Nooooo!!

3points

Thenatural 4 years ago

They're going clubbing

2points

haha laser go brrr 4 years ago

Fortunately, that was not a response from OP

2points

MagNat 4 years ago

I really hope he's joking.

1point

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

No!

1point

#54

Cursed_chicago

Final score:

143points

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Andy Acceber 4 years ago

Chicago doesn't have the highest violent crime rates. I wish that stereotype would stop. Also violent crime in Chicago, like violent crime everywhere in the U.S., has been declining since 1991.

48points

King Joffrey 4 years ago

I live in London: London population (urban area) - 9.7 million people, 123 murders in 2020 Chicago population (urban area) - 8.7 million people, 769 murders in 2020

20points

Massmusic 4 years ago

Chicago has the highest amount of unsolved violent crimes. That might be where the confusion is from.

14points

David Retsler 4 years ago

"Chicago- we're not even the best at being the worst!"

12points

PeachPossum 4 years ago

When people look only at the rates, Chicago does not anywhere near the top. Chicago's murder rate was #18 in 2019. St Louis, Baltimore and Detroit had much higher murder rates than Chicago. It's the numbers that gets people's attention. Because of its population density, Chicago can easily have one murder per day.

5points

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

Jussie Smollet would beg to differ. He’s still searching for his assailants , like OJ still looking for the killer.

2points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

but Chicago does have the most shootings.

2points

Bill 4 years ago

So all those reports on the news is false?

2points

Mike DeLancey 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Mike DeLancey 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Man with nice beard 4 years ago

I think you miss the jokes

0points

Cameron Alford 4 years ago

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CCTheVampire 4 years ago

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Zet 4 years ago

i seriously thought the title was about veterinarians... and why they aren't afraid of ISIS.. like WHAT? HOW?

11points

Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago

me too.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)

Stupidity / superiority complex, and ISIS is filled with even dumber, more egotistical idiots so it’s probably reasonable on some level.

1point

NMN 4 years ago

Yeah, like when I first went to the Vet Park we have where I live and I was "is there a park for veterinarians here?!"

1point

NMN 4 years ago

I grew up where "vet" is the short term to veterinarian. After a few years living in US it still takes me a few seconds to find out they are not talking about real vets, but about military/former military personnel

3points

Salty Old Woman 4 years ago

That word is used to mean both, where I'm from. You have to figure out the meaning by context.

3points

El Dee 4 years ago

It ALWAYS catches me out. I wondered why 'animal doctors' would care about ISIS..

2points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

i thought it said why vets arent afraid of isis as in veterinarian not veteran-

1point

Monika Piekarz 4 years ago

I don't know which part of Chicago you live in Andy but in my Chicago there has been 4033 shootings and 769 deaths in 2020 up from the year before.

1point

Random Person 4 years ago

Lol when I saw vets I instantly thought veterinarians and was really confused.

1point

Danieletc 4 years ago

Not for Iraquis.

0points

Dark Pigeon 4 years ago

And here I was wondering why veterinarians are not afraid for isis. Boy did I read that wrong!

0points

#55

Cursed_robbery

Final score:

124points

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PeachthePan 4 years ago

im not supposed to giggle, right?

55points

54 4 years ago

Well i did

7points

Owl 4 years ago (edited)

Same. sanity has left me. COME BACK SANITY

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

the way you like

0points

Autumn 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

still better than unzipping

-2points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Holly Allen 4 years ago

That escalated quickly

3points

BisexualBaddie 3 years ago

the fact that it's italicized makes it ten times funnier

1point

#56

Cursed Stain

Final score:

123points

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Aly The Pansexual 4 years ago (edited)

Don't forget the "Have you been hanging out with Skeppy again?" reply. And also dream.

32points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 4 years ago

DREAMMYYYYYY

3points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

Mic Drop

6points

reddaesthetics 4 years ago

YEAH DADDY DREAM

5points

Broken Angel 4 years ago

hahaha omg I read that in Wilbur's voice

2points

pansexualandproud 4 years ago (edited)

yaaaassss dreammmmmmmm, one of the best YouTuber ever

3points

The one and only 4 years ago

o h

3points

Aubryanna Walker 4 years ago

It's probably Skeppys stain...😏

3points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Savage

3points

LENNON GRAF 4 years ago

OOOOFF

2points

Among Us 4 years ago

Sh*t.

1point

Kuroka 4 years ago

Well then

1point

#57

Cursed Wakko

Final score:

120points

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Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago

Bambi is the saddest movie ever I swear

64points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Only movie I’ve ever cried in was “A Dog’s Purpose”

8points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

I dunno..... Blow is really sad and so is Marley And Me..... and a whole load of other films..... I think Bambi might be a contender for the top 100 though.

6points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Nah, Up!

5points

Pansexual-Pancake 4 years ago

wut about where the red Fern grows and Benji

4points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

bambi is not only sad but dumb it a 0/10

1point

Jo Kidd 4 years ago

Bright eyes...?

0points

kira perez 4 years ago

but what about where the red fern grows?

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

that was the point to a movie hundreds of millions of people have seen. you had the intended reaction? who would have guessed

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

If you haven’t seen movies or are a literal child, sure.

0points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago (edited)

All Disney movies seem to have somebody getting killed, or beaten for defending her son, or some such sick s**t in them. Always hated them as a kid and just ignore them now.

0points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

No. That would be Forrest Gump.

0points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

"Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!" - Chandler Bing

-2points

White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Bambi's mom and my childhood innocence. Two for one shot

5points

Les Izmore 4 years ago

According to Marjorie Taylor Greene, California forests

4points

Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago

It’s like she used one of those random word generators. What else could have come up with ‘Jewish Space Lazer’?!

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

JFK

1point

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Woah woah woah, hol up.

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

wow

0points

Jacob Gilmore 4 years ago

hes aiming at satan

0points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

But Bambi's mom is dead.

0points

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Hopefully, Trump.

0points

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

Aiming at a Kardashian ass, like shooting fish in a barrel.

0points

#58

Cursed_disability

Final score:

119points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

This joke is so bad, I can't stand it either

68points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

I'm gonna walk away now before this gets worse.

17points

Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)

Is that why Caillou got fired? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV30zkwIYgw

4points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

Run over his thievin' behind, girl!

3points

Ednineson Vertus 4 years ago

I hate caillou he is a devil spawn

1point

Alex Klebenow 4 years ago

VERY VERY VERY BAD TASTE!

0points

#59

Cursed_car

Final score:

101points

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Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago

... or a kid comes out of the exhaust pipe!

30points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Well, you did just sh*t a kid.

3points

Slime11IsSus 4 years ago

or goes in

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

hehe pipe go pew pew

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

Context: Michael Reeves retrofitted an old star wars toy that measures brain activity to a piston, which was therein connected to a car's accelerator. The piston fires when the device measures increased brain activity

1point

StealTheFruit 4 years ago

the thing is, the car would go faster, because you have to zone out to stop the car, so seeing a kid and panicking would make it go faster

-2points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago (edited)

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#60

Cursed_harry.potter

Final score:

101points

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로희 4 years ago

Cursed comment indeed.

40points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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I'm a Gryffindor 4 years ago

Another thing JK Rowling "left out" of the books

7points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 4 years ago

Some girls just like it like that

3points

Little Dino 4 years ago

o-o

2points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

DONT. YOU. DARE. (funny tho)

1point

Alif Zakaria 1 year ago

Harry Potter and the Cuck’s Second Bride

0points

Alex Klebenow 4 years ago

TOO funny

0points

#61

Cursed_ Jesuses The Youtuber

Final score:

99points

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Demon Child 4 years ago

"...but first, this Crucifixion is sponsored by GRAMMERQUIL. Writing isn't easy, but grammar quill can help..."

41points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

this sentence is.. grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read

7points

Autumn 4 years ago

You little genius....

1point

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

This crucifixion was brought to you by NORD VPN! Protect your privacy online!

6points

Demon Child 4 years ago

@Erik Lawrence, do you really have room to talk when you have -176 points? I don't have that many either, but that's a lot of negative comments. Maybe try not to make snarky comments to put others down, or just don't comment if you don't know how. I like bored panda because the community is great, and trolls often get shut down, unlike other media platforms. Try and say something nice. idk.

2points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

no it was "it is finished"

1point

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Covering a downvoted comment enjoy your day

1point

Raven 4 years ago

I feel like people should know this by now.....the more you 'cover up a downvoted comment' the more people are going to see it. Just say something *relevant* or don't say anything at all.

16points

Bianca Du Toit 4 years ago

Cursed_reference

Final score:

99points

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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

**Spoiler Alert** Joker goes on to his fave talk show to be made fun of (all pre planned by the host) and he says that to him before going into a pretty good speech and murdering spree.

22points

Owl 4 years ago

SERIAL KILLER IS JOKER!

1point

4 years ago

He gets what he deserves

3points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

Anyone getting some good old deja Vu?

0points

lenniee 4 years ago

Ha! You thought you'd make jokes about me, but it was I, Dio!

0points

mcmp 4 years ago

Joaquim is hideous, nuts and looks like his last bath was a year ago...

-1point

BabaBizzle 4 years ago

Looks like he has one normal leg and one baby leg.

-1point

#63

Cursed_tier

Final score:

89points

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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

Achievement: SS Rank achieved ||| Current objective: survive.

23points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Follow the waypoint. *huge yellow dot appears above argentina*

1point

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

I don't get it, is there supposed to be a picture or meme here?

0points

Tracy Sellars 4 years ago

The SS where the elite officers of the Nazi party.

1point

#64

Cursed_nukes

Final score:

89points

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Mi Shield 4 years ago

NOO! We didn't nuke the motherland did we?

33points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Depends on who your mother is

14points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

chernobyl went a bit insane and blew up all of russia apparently

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

I don't get it :I

2points

Among Us 4 years ago

History memes are usually about America, Canada, etc. The guy replying is saying (in a sarcastic way) how the nukes nuked away the rest of the world not on this map.

4points