There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

AJA_Cortes Report

#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

sgtlizzie Report

Demi Zwaan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

cultmother Report

Foxxy
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

Reddituser55119 Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

guimarba Report

Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

daelight_tk Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

migvelio Report

#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

TheUGfamilyTribe Report

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

roisinmachine34 Report

Foxxy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

reddit.com Report

Sonya Jersey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

PaceTry Report

#13

This Post

This Post

12throw34away56acc Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Bread-is-god Report

Foxxy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

ladyvile_ Report

#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

twinsisterjoyce Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

Risc_Terilia Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

chokolatontop Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

dillaq Report

Andreas Rasmussen
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

explicitcensors Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

ana_ioneasca Report

#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

reddit.com Report

Sally Appleton
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

Zanryu1993 Report

LoveWinz
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

reddit.com Report

#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

WildButLoyalNugget Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

Daddyforyourlove Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

godlessrain Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Thrash_Tanks Report

Mica Fiverline
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

boxxoroxx Report

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

dumb_bitch69 Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

reddit.com Report

Kwj
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

alienpiratetaco Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Jerrie90 Report

#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

ChesterTheCarer Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

i-bully-nerds Report

Foxxy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the dick.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

gallinula Report

#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

RedWinterBloom Report

#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

TheReelBatgirl Report

Kwj
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

anonyssl Report

A B C
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

mahsyako Report

Nea
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

stefanmolyneux Report

Kaisu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

writeyourdeath Report

#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Sonoma_Cyclist Report

Belinda Matson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

PlasticL0ve Report

Sally Appleton
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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