There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

I would love to dye my hair pink but because my hair is dark I have to bleach it first and even though dye is not good for your hair, bleach is far far worse. I wouldn't care who loved it or hated it, even my hubby. My hair, my choice.

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

So. Many. Questions. To be asked.

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

Love the answers ;p

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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crazy_cat_notAlady
Community Member
1 year ago

it's incredibly baffling how some individuals forget that sexual assault can happen to boys and men too.

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can I be a 1970 Dodge Charger?

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

Esca Sav
Community Member
1 year ago

It's honestly crazy how often I get this type of behavior. When a guy I was interested said he wasn't interested in me, I just bloody moved on and we STILL ended up being friends. No one HAS to accept you even if you change. If you're not interested, you're not interested.

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

Guy's been harassing the poster with repetitive, annoying questions. Guy ends the conversation by calling the op a "slut," the irony.

Imajin_A_Shön
Community Member
1 year ago

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I think he said shit, not slut. Slut doesn't get blurred like shit.

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Craptavaganza
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG she is so patient!!

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, I was thinking "that went downhill slowly, ... but a long ways".

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

A lot of guys have punch holes in their doors. Uh-huh. Guess I only know disguised women then. lol.

Jason M
Community Member
1 year ago

Translation: Guy: "What act can I put on to get a chance to "woo" you?" Girl: *Patiently explains how she honestly feels* . Guy: "My masculinity has been challenged, time to go on the offensive so I don't appear weak!" Girl: *Crosses another check-mark for "Nice guy" who really wasn't* ...And guys wonder why girls go for "bad boys". At this point it's probably because "nice guy" starts looking like a red flag.

Helen Haley
Community Member
1 year ago

Instant red flags-any guy who refers to himself as a nice guy. Any guy who is a jerk to those around them and then nice to you. Any guy that acts like this guy asking how he can better be attractive to you/women.

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Naomi Armitage
Community Member
1 year ago

In case it hasn't already been posted: nice-guy-5...a3c154.jpg nice-guy-5d96435a3c154.jpg

ƒιѕн
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a guy, I do not, and never had, punch holes in my door. If you feel the need to punch holes in your doors, maybe you need some anger management.

Patrick Millet
Community Member
1 year ago

So are we gonna talk about "you have punch holes in your door" "a lot of guys do" or?!?!?!

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously. Punch holes in their doors are most definitely NOT something all guys have. Only guys with serious issues—-anger or otherwise—-do. I was the youngest child in my family, and the only sister to four older brothers. All but one of my brothers married in their thirties. They all, obviously, had male roommates as cash-strapped college students, then no roommates once they were better off financially. Not a one of my brothers, or their roommates, ever had punch holes in their walls or doors, or any other evidence of angry outbursts, in any of their homes. If they were angry or upset, they had way less destructive ways of letting off steam.

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John
Community Member
1 year ago

"what would I have to change to make you like me?" Immediately followed by "how dare you just me, I'm not willing to change... Slut". Like, Dude, you asked for honesty.

John
Community Member
1 year ago

*judge me

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Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

That young woman was so kind and patient with that dense clod and he has the insanity of his final words: "Last chance before I go" "Slut" I spit my coffee out as I read those lines, as bad as this guy was I never expected he was even worse than that in the end!

Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

"it's like teaching a monkey mathematics" hey...don't insult the monkey.

Sterrinatu
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes they ask for it. You try to let them down gently but they keep on until you have no choice but to hurt their feelings.

Samantha C
Community Member
1 year ago

........did he forget that he asked her how he could change for her.............. and then said im not gonna change for you............................. I literally do not understand how men ever EVER thought they were the superior. fucking morons

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

It was just a line. When it didn’t work, he got pissed off—-childishly.

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Stacy Beare
Community Member
1 year ago

Just...oh my God...makes my blood boil..we're sluts or lesbians if we are 'just not that into them' but vice v

Stacy Beare
Community Member
1 year ago

Oops...vice versus, they make a romantic comedy movie about it...ffs

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Hseed
Community Member
1 year ago

Hive mind... that one was good hehe.. seriously... you don't have that, right? :S

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

Women are just so complicated, I mean, it's like they don't all think the same or something. How do you deal with that? OMG.

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pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

Also don't argue with a star trek fan... Live long and prosper! (can we just say how awesome it was that they wove the borg into their logic?)

Helen Haley
Community Member
1 year ago

That was my favorite part.

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Devlynn
Community Member
1 year ago

Happened to me three days ago

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

Reminds me of my disaster of an ex husband (I kicked him out before our 1st anniversary). I wasn't in the mood, so he tried being really sweet, backrub, etc. I still said no. He started calling me a cunt, I was a stupid bitch, most women would kill for a man who wanted them, blah, blah, blah. I opened the front door and said, "Go fucking find one". Seriously? What kind of guy thinks calling a woman names is gonna get them laid?

Bubblegum Witch
Community Member
11 months ago

Good Riddance!!!!! I've dealt with exes like this and it's funny when they realize you are NOT going to put up with that crap. You go Pirate Queen!!

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Bubblegum Witch
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

....is it bad that so many of these posts remind me of my ex? I'll make a mental note that if anyone is doing this crap I'll go full Valkyrie on them. :)

fainasKeturatis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

just wanted to say - this is a bit misleading. Because some animals are not very hard to "teach" mathematics

ChiPomMom
Community Member
1 year ago

Punches holes in his door. If she were to start dating him he would use her for his punching bag.

ADMIRAL RMDA
Community Member
1 year ago

Plain and simple he's a head case. Run away from this type as fast as possible.

M DR
Community Member
1 year ago

Ive been running for so long...

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Troux
Community Member
1 year ago

No need to blur his name, we know it's Kyle.

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

We all get rejected, just take rejection with an ounce of grace. There is such a thing as "simply not a good match" with no personal reasons behind it. The short hair metaphor she used I felt was quite adequate. A way this guy could improve is by not "needing" to be liked by this specific person.

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Bored Panda - you don't have to blur SLUT!

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

damn I wonder if this narcissistic fu*k is my ex? Sounds just like him. But he hid it EXTREMELY well in the beginning.

Starbelly Eleven
Community Member
1 year ago

Is he in uniform in that photo?

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

I think a classic example of a personality disorder

Vex Boxx
Community Member
1 year ago

Unfortunately, it's a dead-on classic example of entitled men. They're everywhere.

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Zoe White
Community Member
9 months ago

"Oh my god it's like teaching a monkey mathematics"

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

DANGER! INCEL ALERT!

EtherealSponge
Community Member
1 year ago

Punch holes in door? Wait...

Pumyra Thundercat
Community Member
1 year ago

That's an insult to monkeys. They would have gotten it by now...

Logan Harris
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes my fellow males are a little slow to the point. Stubborn as hell, too.

Danielle Renee
Community Member
1 year ago

monkeys are much better at math

Logan Harris
Community Member
1 year ago

Monkeys are better at everything compared to this fool.

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Gabriel Sbárbaro
Community Member
1 year ago

What the fuck is wrong with this dude??? Jeeeeez... she didn't dodge a bullet, she dodge a fucking hyperspeed trainwreck!!!

Sofia Gunn
Community Member
1 year ago

I lost IQ points reading that

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

"You're pretty, go out with me!" "Uhh, no thanks..." " Well, you're ugly anyway!" Dude, wtf?

Dave Richards
Community Member
1 year ago

This. Is. Hilarious!!!!!

Lou Herout
Community Member
1 year ago

Womanhood has never been so beautifully illustrated

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow...

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me this isn't real. Holy crap.

Pippa Runs
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg he’s so irritating!

deanna woods
Community Member
1 year ago

To the men: just because you like someone doesn't mean they have to like you. Also, please don't insult us because we don't like you like that.

Berdarien Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

This is hilariously sad. Is th

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
1 year ago

WOW at a moron

Susan Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

What an ass

Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
1 year ago

The patience... 🙄

....i'm definitely a human....
Community Member
1 year ago

The thing I don't get is how some guys immediately insult you for just not wanting an intimate relationship.

darubyprincess
Community Member
1 year ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Debbie Andersson
Community Member
1 year ago

He should change the part "You are a guy I'm afraid to say no to", no guy should have that trait.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a player

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Most guys have punch holes in their doors? Yeah, I don't think so. I'm glad that woman was smart enough to know what this asshole was all about. I do feel sorry for whatever girl does find him attractive though.

The Cute Cat
Community Member
1 year ago

Some girl is like to be chased, right?? I hate such girl, but such character is not rare..

Steezy
Community Member
1 year ago

This is the same male ecotype in aural form

Katinka Min
Community Member
1 year ago

To be honest, many women do the same thing. It just doesn't work. you are into someone or not and it takes a certain amount of luck for both to feel the same thing.

Chris Lieu
Community Member
1 year ago

This one is not really exclusive to guys

Devin Land
Community Member
1 year ago

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This chick is so stupid I would have been just as annoyed as this guy was it was one question that takes a quick answer just give the answer

Logan Harris
Community Member
1 year ago

It's called patience, dipshit. If she said "no" right out the gate, he would've punched 40 more holes in his door and left the house to kidnap her. Exaggerating, but you get the point. I hope...

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Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

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FFS, this is obviously not real.

Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

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PRobably the original story of the song F.R.I.E.N.D.S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY8E6N5Nzec

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

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Borderline personality disorder really does suck

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

That insults people who really do have Borderline Personality Disorder. This guy was just being a dickhead.

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Theory Buchannon
Community Member
1 year ago

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bitch

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

He is, definitely. She - most certainly not.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

I think I read Sylvester Stallone's mother could foresee people's futur by examining their ass... maybe his padawan

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey man, if you're going to the strip club to give pap smears and diagnose STDs then go right ahead. A vagina in a medical context is not a sexy vagina.

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Men and women both cheat, there is no excuse 1. you either cant keep your dick in your pants or 2. you can't keep your legs closed. Cheating is completely unacceptable.

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, at least they thought of it. I mean, they could always have asked, but asking about *such things* back then... I guess they just couldn't.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Proposals should be something private. Don't put your partner on the spot in a public spectacle.

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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EHops
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm not sure I get it? Are they saying women are forgetful and men are liars? Please explain

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

It is no ones business who anyone sleeps with unless it isn't consensual then it should to be reported but every tom dick and harry has no right.

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

But you have won as a woman! the man, though, is just participating as a human

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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frank0ys
Community Member
1 year ago

...A lot of women in the Philippines have tattoo and they are not necessarily hookers.

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Rahul Eluri
Community Member
1 year ago

Leave average can any one woman reach that number?

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Dream on

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

He is just "incapable"

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Just a small 'tweak'- back off mister

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

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Aaha have to admit that it'is a bit true, a bit sexist though:)).

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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