There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I love the reply to it!

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah....periods only happen once a month....even if she got stuck up there for 3 weeks instead of 1 week she'd still need the exact same amount of tampons.

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Ines
Community Member
1 year ago

Serious question: I never thought about this, but I wonder how zero gravity affects periods?

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

It's more than just gravity that's a problem in space. google how space effects astronauts

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

To be honest, I'm a woman and I have no idea. I guess 100 is too many, but no idea what a normal amount would be. I've never used them in my life (and never will), so yeah...

ZombieGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Honestly, at least they cared enough to make sure she had enough or had them at all.

Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

At least their guess was 100 and not 1.

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

I agree - far better to have roo many.

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Gabby
Community Member
1 year ago

Honestly, even though they're wrong, I'd say yes and tale the rest home when I land back on Earth. Tampons are expensive for no fucking reason.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

stealing bad astronaut. That's taxpayers money you're stealing. How do you know how much those things cost to make. Also the companies are there to make money

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe they were factoring in using them for nosebleeds... idk

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually it's not only for her needs but also the weight is important when lifting off. Same thing on a plane. Those people who load you on the plane do their math and tell the pilot so he knows how much fuel they need. Every ounce counts.

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think this belongs here, I don't expect men to know this. I expect them to be respectable, take periods and issues that come with it seriously and I expect them to be compassionate and kind. (There was a whole debate about this a few weeks ago here on BP under a post about "what do the letters on tampons mean".)

Kiwi Canuck
Community Member
1 year ago

I wouldn't even know this as a female! I use them when I need them, but I've never counted how many I go through in a period. Could be 10. Could be 20. I really have no idea.

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Esca Sav
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm going to side on the uneducated side here. I use pads and my flow is heavy. I have to go through about five to six overnight pads for five days at least, so I'd expect 25 to 30 pads would be reasonable. BUT, I don't know anything about tampons because I've never used it. I don't know how often I would have to change it and I don't know how different it is from a pad. I'm not surprised she got asked because a man never needs a tampon (unless you watched "She's a man"). 100 still sounds ridiculous from my point of view, but at least they overcompensated rather than under.

Ula
Community Member
1 year ago

Better safe than sorry. In space.

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, at least they thought of it. I mean, they could always have asked, but asking about *such things* back then... I guess they just couldn't.

Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

They probably did ask as soon as they saw her, but there may not have been anyone to ask when they came to the original number.

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think this really fits here. They had no Idea, so they asked her. Being naive is not the same as being a sexist asshole (they may still have been, but I don't think this question proves it).

Something
Community Member
1 year ago

At least they asked.

Animal lover❤
Community Member
1 year ago

That's dumb and funny at the same time

Rhys Cernunnos
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

There is actually alot more to this story. Because they didn't want any accidents to happen. So they, in their wisdom, asked a woman what she would need in case she did happen to have a period in space. So they could figure out weight and payload along with tons of other things most men and women would never have to figure out in their lives. (I am transmale, btw, I do know what one goes through when having a period.)

Oana Șveț
Community Member
1 year ago

Even I don't know how many tampons I will need for my next period, why tf would you expect a man to have any clue?

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Seeing as how periods can differ a lot from woman to woman, it's a good thing they actually asked. (Also, why so many downvotes for Michał Jastrzębski ?)

Elizabeth Dunlop
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol I'm a girl and I honestly don't know how a period would work in space would it like come up the other way because of the gravity? idk

Loretta
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay, I thought a period in space could be lethal, cause blood doesn't flow out? And ladies take hormones to not to get them in space? Is that not true?

Isabel Care
Community Member
1 year ago

That was about a month's worth before I got the annoying parts removed.

Avital Pilpel
Community Member
1 year ago

Anybody else noticed her name patch says "Sally", and not, as is usually the case, "Ride" (I.e. Her last name)? What's up with that?

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

How can you expect men to know? Do men have menstrual cycles??

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
1 year ago

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Some people need to have their brains examined.

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the dick.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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