Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.
Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.
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omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!
That dog's face is exactly how I feel when I buy the first perfect watermelon of the season.
In the midst of all the crap in the world right now, we have this pure and wholesome doggo. Thank you for your services
Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.
But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.
"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."
Pretty sure poor thing is saying something along the lines of, " why am i behind this glass wall in a trap? Can you help me? "
Load More Replies...There's a reason why the telepathic character in the story I'm writing is based on one.
Load More Replies...They are highly endangered and in "captivity" in order to help them breed and repopulate.
Load More Replies...She's waiting for her keeper to feed her (I know this cat.)
Load More Replies...Kitty is straight up 'mirin. ( look up r/mirin on reddit, its full of pics catching pets and people admiring others)
Load More Replies...This cat is not as sad as it looks. It's a Pallas Cat. Their ears are set low and to the sides of the head, so they don't stick up and reveal the cat when it's hiding behind a rock. It has the appearance of flattened ears, which means worry or fear in most other cats, but Pallas cats always look like that.
When you don't want to be a Disney princess but can't escape your fate
Load More Replies...He used his wish to be a "pussy magnet", sure that the Genie couldn't mess with him. He was wrong
Why the long face, I would be overjoyed!! Maybe he is sad the other one didn't join in?
Maybe he really needs the bathroom but doesn't want to move the kitties.
Load More Replies...really? I read that turkey is really friendly to animals, and people let homeless dogs sleep in shops and malls. Is this like that? are people so kind to cats that they just sit on anyone?
Load More Replies...even a vegan would be angry about this boring salad.
Load More Replies...My cats are not that keen on salmon, wild or farmed.
Load More Replies...That cat is going to leave a surprise in its hooman's slipper tonight.
Your maiden name wouldn't be Short, would it? Your picture is blurry when I zoom in, but you look vaguely like my "long-lost" cousin.
Load More Replies...As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.
"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.
If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"
"When you have seen the world like me, you too can be as wise as I am" - Master Shifu Doggo-san
He look like he's in New Zealand patiently waiting for Samwise to finish the rabbit stew.
"I see you have come to tempt fate, my friend." -Jacket Dog 2021
Load More Replies..."When they said 'We're taking you glamping" this isn't what I had in mind"
LOL! Picture had me laughing. Your comment made me spit milk.
Load More Replies...you said you would delete the photo! you will need to sleep with one eye open
When you know that you have evidence guaranteed to obtain leniency in your murder trial
There’s a lady on Instagram who owns these animals…Luna is the panthers name. I believe they live in Russia ….
Load More Replies...Sir, how about just fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?
It's not dead. It's a Chinese water dragon, and they actually like laying like this on their humans.
Load More Replies...Latest news: capybara infiltrates school, exerts calming influence over unruly class
Mr.... Capybara? I think you forgot to change your jumper before you entered the water...
"Yeah, after the divorce Sharon took the house. I gotta go find me somewhere else to live."
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Probably a female dog! It's very well known that we s**t rainbows and fart glitter
Maybe the joint I smoked has something to do with it, but this one sent me on my a**, hysterically laughing. His expression. Omg now it start again..
*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?
Just going to let you know that your pun was noticed and very much appreciated :)
Load More Replies..."Look, I don't mind her popping round for a snack and a rest on the porch, but this has been going on for nearly an hour"
"I was aiming for Coco the Clown and ended up with John Wayne Gacy. Makeup is harder than I thought"
Don't spit until you see the whites of their eyes...
Load More Replies...That game is definitely pant-pissingly terrifying, LOL. I get so creeped out by the “air screamers”, especially the ones which silently wait for you in the mist, looking like grounded gargoyles! And omg, the Grey Children with blades instead of fingers!! 😱💀😂
Load More Replies...You wish you were a wave carrying a dog? To be fair, I'd volunteer for anything if it meant carrying a doggo.
Load More Replies...Gato: (sarcastically) "Yes, that is what I am doing: helping."
Load More Replies...Because we people run to them when they barf, this kitty is just returning the favor. Also yelling 'Not on the carpet Susan!'
Susan: Well, you're just gonna have to wait until I finish filling this one... *hrrrghblf*
Load More Replies...Nice to have company when you’re talking on the big porcelain telephone to God
"I said to her, 'Sharon,' I said, 'happy hours don't always make you happy,' but would she listen?"
It looks like the cat is trying to drown its owner in the toilet....
Reminds me of a "Breaking Cat News" strip when the cats are reacting to their woman having morning sickness. https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-woman-has-a-hairball/
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit............my WHOLE LIFE has been like that!!!!
Load More Replies...When one is lost, it helps to retrace one's steps... unless of course one is hopelessly lost...
Even donkeys get pockets in their clothing. I want pockets size of a baby goat!
"I'm sorry, but if you're not here at 8 on the dot the bus can't wait"
If you squint your eye & hold the phone slightly away, you got yourself two nice pieces of root ginger
The cat is looking around a mirror, or did everyone already know that and I'm the only one dumb enough to say it?
Nope, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with the picture. Its been a long day.
Load More Replies...Guess you couldn't really call it a...catfish...though, could you Otter?
Load More Replies..."Alright, I AM the messiah! Now, F**K OFF!" - Monty Python's Life of Brian
It's in the top left, where left-to-right readers look first. It's red on white, so it stands out from the predominant dark. If you're phone scrolling, it's the first recognizable/important thing you see.
Load More Replies...Either it is Halloween or someone lost in their fantasy Football league.
If it’s 96.9 degrees out, he is no doubt sweltering in those clothes or that thermometer is waaaaaay off!
I think its the price of gas. Husky is a Canadian energy company that owns a chain of convenience stores to sell its own product. That was about the price per liter in April.
Load More Replies...Where are Puss in Boots. I know he hide somewhere, looking after delicious female cats.
This photo was taken in Saigon Vietnam. The dog's owner is a homeless man, he is poor but has a lot of love for his puppy ;)
His human folded a pillow for him! I hope his kindness is repaid with a roof over their heads soon.
Load More Replies...That pup doesn't know that he's homeless, but he does know he is loved
Dogs belonging to homeless people tend to be very well socialized with excellent manners. Better behaved than those in "real" homes. They're usually more appreciated and are often fed before the owners no matter how little there is.
That is true. Yet often enough it happens the homeless have their dogs stolen from them. :(
Load More Replies...That's a Andrias japonicus. Quite rare. Can get up to 40 kilo and 150 cm.
It looks extremely cool. I've never seen this animal before.
Load More Replies...I've been there! This is a courtyard in The Alhambra in Granada. This is the Lion Fountain. It's beautiful.
Oh this guy, I heard on the news he's hanging out in various boats, causing lots of $$$ damage but having a wonderful time 😀
I’m not a walrus. I’m a pirate and I’m stealing your boat, me matey. Harrr!
Wally has been on a vacation tour around Ireland, Wales, south west England and northern France and Spain. This pic was taken in Ireland. They gave him his own boat/raft so they didn't have to disturb him when going out fishing.
hunh. fifty years or so of royalties for I Am the Walrus....i'd have expected a better boat, really...
Why do guinea pigs always look like they're in the middle of an existential crisis?
If I just sit - perfectly still - and stare into space - she might put me down
I'm pretty sure it's a guinea pig. If it is a serious question 😄 Otherwise: Small-Mountain-Yedi
Load More Replies...Completely off subject, but is that a framed picture of a scene from the Simpson's in the background?!
Even though it's blurry, I'd bet $ you're right. That reddish blur at the bottom might even be Santa's Little Helper.
Load More Replies...Or the dog is too chicken to tell him to get off.
Load More Replies...I laughed and then realised this poor doggy is probably a stray, no home, only a hen to love him.
It's a Rooster🐓 But odds are that you are correct, (it looks like Mexico when I went there & had strays everywhere we went).
Load More Replies...I look back at the imprint in my bed every morning the same way. I don't care what is going on in the world - just 5 more minutes.
as so many artists do...he's so...unsure...of the reaction..and yet. that's nice work.
I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it
I had a tuxedo cat named Lucy who picked out a small stuffed duck toy when she was a tiny kitten and the toy was bigger than she was. Duckster was her favorite toy her entire life. He would periodically take a swim in the water bowl and have to be put in the dryer. He also needed surgery once in a while, including replacing his French knot (embroidery stitch) eyes. When Lucy died of cancer, age 12, we buried her with her food bowl and Duckster, who was put in her arms. That was 7 years ago now, and I still miss Lucy and her Duckster.
Load More Replies...My cat has stolen one of my Teddy bears. It has to stay on her favourite nap chair otherwise she shouts at me.
My dog has done this with one of my stuffed hippos
Load More Replies..."Sometimes it's a duck night, sometimes it's a penguin night. Depends on my mood, really"
Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!
😹🤣😹That made me laugh...even though I can see he's looking at his own reflection, it still made me laugh😹🤣😹
Load More Replies...I swim off the Canadian west coast every day (wetsuit!). Recently met a seal that looked exactly like that! Colour and the way he/she is hovering in the water. The seal was about five feet away. We both just gazed at each other for about a minute. Very chill. It was like we were saying to each other “Who are you?” … “Who are you?” Amazing experience.
Up where they walk, up where they run. Up where they stay all day in the sunnnnn! Wish I could be, part of that worrrrrllld!.......
"Feast your eyes on this tail! And don't let it distract you from the ear tufts!"
I would put them anywhere that needs dusting and then just aggravate them!
What a beautiful baby, she looks so majestic! All she needs is a little crown 👑
that dog is making a face of disgust the owner must have put pineapple in that pizza
I think it looks like he's on his second pizza and has developed a tummy ache....
Load More Replies...i am captain duck and i am sailing to the picnic across the lake to steal their grapes!
Holy crap, there's a cat in this picture! If you look closely you'll see it!
Slightly disturbing isn't it, lol..... And somehow your username gave me a crazy image that goes along with the pic 😂🤣😂🤣
Load More Replies...Vegetarian wolves of Switzerland - "Eat flowers, not flesh"
No matter how many times he told the story, no one in the village would believe the young boy that he saw a wolf. Even the bouquet it picked wouldn't sway them. He finally found a Swabian bloke who believed him but that guy left out the flowers when he wrote the story.
Upvote for cat pun. We need more of them in our lives
Load More Replies...actual laugh out loud, alone in an apartment. not often..
Load More Replies...Just yesterday, I had a Ring-Necked dove lay an egg on my wall! She sat on it for about 30 minutes, then abandoned it. 100% true
So either the escalator has broken down or she managed to lay that extremely quickly.
Oh My God 🙉 I can't believe I didn't think of that 😹🤣😹🤣😹
Load More Replies...Plus you can fold them in half & they can go under (interior) doors like closet & bathroom ones with small gaps. Scared me the 1st time mine disappeared that way.
Load More Replies..."My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"
I just laughed louder than I have in a good while. Scared my own dog.
Load More Replies..."Why do they always run away? The cows....they just always run. No matter how careful I try to be...they just....run"
smell the coffee, they said. take time to reflect, they said. think about your options, plan for the future, they said. i'm a f*****g dog. that's it. bleak, sure. but, better to be real with myself..
"But hooman, I dont wanna go to the vet and get a spikey thingy put into me!"
My best friend growing up had a lot of Guinea pigs. I can HEAR this picture!
I was just thinking this. Can you imagine the synchronous squeaking?!
Load More Replies...Dramatic ginger pig on second step: "I gotta be me, I just gotta be me"
This is only two generations. The Von Trapp Family Squeakers!
Load More Replies...imma go out on a limb here. don't we all...allll of us...kinda deserve this sticker?
When they get where they're going...that dog shud rip that man's throat out. pry not a popular opinion...but that dog is not secure. that guy doesn't care. he certainly doesn't deserve that dog. look at poor guy's ears..
That's his boba and he's making sure the driver doesn't spill any :)
Yes. All keeping in one very long squiggly line
Load More Replies..."Honestly, Yvonne, I'm bored to tears with this job. But when you've failed as a police dog, guide dog AND emotional support dog there's not much left"
Hey Fred look out for Pete he has been acting up. Have a good night
So everybody follow the dumb human? Let's scatter them for the fun or it?
"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."
"This your car? Because this ain't your parking spot. Now be on your way and there'll be no need for any unpleasantness"
Anyone remember Sean Spicer (Trump's first Press Secretary) hiding in the bushes to avoid reporters? This is his alter ego.
"Yah, but you have to throw it at him for me...I have no hands"
Load More Replies...This is an apple. There are many apples in the world, but this is my apple
I had a dog who would pick pears off of our tree. totally ignored any that were on the ground (including ones he knocked off), had to pluck them directly from the tree then strut around super proud before eating
I had a Norwegian Elkhound that learned to pick & eat blackberries by watching us. Dogs are funny.
Load More Replies...Looks like someone waking after surgery without their dentures back in yet.
Load More Replies..."God, I hate being old. Your teeth go, your eyesight goes...what's your name again?"
From the looks of it, the capybaras have those, too.
Load More Replies...Capybara: "Crikey! Look at this strange group of mammals over there. Have you ever seen something like this? Beautiful!"
“So you know, Mrs Katz—-no, the other Mrs Katz, with a K—-anyway, she was in here yesterday getting her roots dyed, and she said….”
Spring bonnets: the fashion trend taking the meercat world by storm
At first I thought someone had stuffed a raw chicken into a turtle shell
"You want this egg? That'll be three salmon flavour treats. And eggs are FRAGILE, if you know what I mean"
Kitty's going to coddle the egg until it hatches. Then he'll have a buddy...
If the apples have fermented, the bears are getting drunk. I guess you could call this a bear frat party.
No wonder they all look so healthy, and they have such glossy black fur!
"He found this piece of junk dumped in the street, he hasn't washed the floor since Obama was president...I'm a PEDIGREE, dammit"
Cat: "What? You brought in this chair and expect me to not scratch it?"
King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.
And let me guess: when you call the fire department she is already down to embarrass you?
Load More Replies...I am the destroyer of empires. I am dogs' bane, wolves' scourge. I am..stuck, mum
Hummingbirds drink nectar and poop sprinkles. Who doesn't want a sprinkle garnish on a cool cuba libre?
Load More Replies..."Eh, I don't know - it's a bit too shiny and I preferred the green"
Australian Tree frog! I have one! his name is Farley...because he is fat.
Mirror, mirror in her hand. Whose the greenest in this land?
Wait. So I'm really not a prince anymore? I thought you were just kidding me
"This is an improvement on yesterday. I was dressed up in baby clothes and forced to attend Barbie's birthday party"
"Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"
"I just want to look through the Christmas catalogue, is that so wrong?"
That is one weird target marketed catalogue. The top left picture is a woman holding her cat while using a can opener. The bottom left one is sitting in a chair and reading a story to a cat. There's a chance that mommy just saw her credit card bill and wants to know who ordered 3lb of catnip and a 12 ft scratching post.
Always wondered how cats traveled on trains in Russia. Now I know. Used to take one of mine on the electrichka to his girlfriend in the countryside but that was a short trip. Not sure my current two would like it though
Didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Wonder how they got it there..
Load More Replies..."Yep, I do this all the time to scare my human. Got the idea from an old Harold Lloyd movie - there's a balcony underneath me. Safe as houses! "
"When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"
I also thought they’d at least vacuum before moving my stuff in. I can still see the outline of the furniture that used to be in here. I mean, they know I don’t have opposable thumbs, so I can’t do it myself…
Load More Replies...I like that Mittens makes the bed in the morning before starting her day. Its ready for her nap at 8:14am when she's wiped out from the 8:09 3-room sudden panic dash.
The room is too empty. Needs more furniture and toys…Any recommendations?
I actually want this. I have a large-eared mutt that loves diving head first into snow and sometimes gets it stuck in his ears. He then sits there shaking his head and makes weird welping noises until it melts. These would allow nonstop play.
Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?
These are not impossible to explain. They are not even difficult to explain. In fact they are far easier to explain than your use of the word "impossible"!
You realise you can just save the pic instead of doing a screenshot, right??
Load More Replies...Ok. This collection of adorable with a healthy dose of WTF is fantastic. LOVE!
Changing it from "...Impossible To Explain" to "...That Just Don't Make Any Sense" doesn't make any sense--either way is wrong. I can recreate most of these pictures (if I substitute our pets for the wildlife) and explain what & why for all. 😻Liked it well enough otherwise😻
These are not impossible to explain. They are not even difficult to explain. In fact they are far easier to explain than your use of the word "impossible"!
You realise you can just save the pic instead of doing a screenshot, right??
Load More Replies...Ok. This collection of adorable with a healthy dose of WTF is fantastic. LOVE!
Changing it from "...Impossible To Explain" to "...That Just Don't Make Any Sense" doesn't make any sense--either way is wrong. I can recreate most of these pictures (if I substitute our pets for the wildlife) and explain what & why for all. 😻Liked it well enough otherwise😻
