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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Who am I. Where am I going. What is my purpose in life?"

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HardTruths
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When one is lost, it helps to retrace one's steps... unless of course one is hopelessly lost...

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Miss Tiqa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easy explanation for this one. Who doesn't like fresh snow

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Michigan Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and so, in the end, we must judge that pigeons exposed to 5grams of psilocybin do not show quite the same artistic judgements as spiders on LSD do. unfortunately...

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Robert Robi Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it only me or someone else also tried to follow the path to see where it started?

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Wise beauty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pigeon like snow. Pigeon play in snow. Pigeon has cold feet but doesn’t care.

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Julia Jules Whitelegg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome pattern, I see a parent/grandparent and child building a snowman.. anyone else?

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Indoraptor 666
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bird is an artiste. WHY THE HELL NOT!!! If a panther can be a household pet then I don't see why a pigeon can't be an artiste.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beautiful patterns, sort of nature's way of making a child's search puzzle we all did when we were little in our 'Daily Reader'

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Bobbie Meyers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, why'd I come over here, where was I going, what was I doing...crap...

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Shara Kranz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! A map of my coping skills before I learned loving detachment from another's created messes. Great!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It reminds me of the Winnie the Pooh story of Pooh and Piglet following the footprints of the Heffalump!

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Dave Chapman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$50 to the 1st person who can correctly connect the...dots? No, tracks!

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Kasey Mauro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow the pigeon has cold feet! At least it's getting some good steps in!

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was a cat from the front and wondered why all the footprints were like that!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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