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Son of a B***h ! That makes sooooooo much sense !

And we thought humans were the most advanced life forms in earth. Like gifted things. We are nothing!

Quite the existential thought!

Plus, you know, it takes a pounding all the time. And sometimes a whole human baby passes through it. It's pretty damn tough.

Oh great when I have to kill someone I´ll be sure to take along some tampons and pads

"I give you air from my lungs."-The Doctor

Okay - I never realized that until you said it just now. And I'm 72!

And now wonder why natural language processing is so hard...for computer and for humans alike. ;)

This here is my entire argument against Trumps wall!

Wow indeed...

But in the TV commercials they pronounced it "no tears" as in no crying, and depicted kids wiping it away from their eyes with no problem.

In france its "ne pique pas les yeux, evite les noeuds" wich would say "doesn't sting your eyes, avoid knots"

I'll google it for you.....""No more tears" shampoos gain that effect from the nature of the chemicals used in their formulation, which trade off cleansing ability for mildness. Mainstream shampoos generally contain lauryl sulfates that irritate the eyes and scalp but also leave hair very, very clean. Baby shampoos instead use long chain surfactants (which are far less efficient in emulsifying oil from hair) or they include an ionic polymer in the formulation, either of which helps prevent the product from stinging when it gets into the eyes. "

It is tears as in crying. Tears (as in tears in your clothing) is pronounced differently. But I don't think they were ready for the Jr. Myth Busters to come along and pour it directly into the eye.

the point is not putting them directly in your eyes anyway :D

Of course it's about crying. That's why kids don't like washing their hair, because the shampoo hurts their eyes.

In México is traslated as "no más lágrimas", which means no more crying. I also put some shampoo in my eyes when I was a kid and it burned like hell. Of course I drop a lot of tears. It`s a lie.

It doesnt make sense to me still. Why does "tears" relate to tangles but it seperatly states no knots which is basically the same thing...

It's also translated to other languages to mean no crying (and the cartoon eyeball on the packaging pretty much playfully hints at that, too).

In German it's also tears as in crying what

I always though it was no tears as in it makes your hair easier to brush so kids wont cry when you're brushing the tanges out of their hair...

FML, I thaught that too!

NO TEARS from "no crying" because your parent won't have to rip the comb out of your hair, not cause you can squirt it in your eyeeeee!

They were referring to tears of pain from working the taangles out....

MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

No. It DOES mean 'no crying'.. but it DOESN'T mean that u squirt the product into ur eyes n be fine! For accidentally eye contact only!

How does hair tear??? Paper tears, hair does not tear...

I understood no more tears as in no more tears when ur mom comb ur hair because it is tangle free after the shampoo...... thats why my mom baught it

I always thought it was like no tears because you won't cry when someone brushes your hair because its not tangled

This is No More Tears as in cryihttp://www.target.com/p/johnson-s-baby-no-more-tears-shampoo-15-fl-oz/-/A-13682488?sid=345S&ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=PLA_Baby+Shopping_Local&adgroup=SC_Baby&LID=700000001170770pgs&network=g&device=m&location=9032925&gclid=Cj0KEQiA_eXEBRDP8fnIlJDXxsIBEiQAAGfyoeX5p6mbG8jd7yzl3l-mA1wJrI9JqTW1QfHuUB6jw64aAm9h8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.dsng shampoo:

In Mexico they translated it to "sin lágrimas" that means "no tears (crying) soooo...

The big open eye-like shape, printer on the bottle, also suggests it's about 'no tears'' as in crying.

I think they actually mean no (crying) tears in most instances. Of course, if you deliberately squirt anything in your eye it's going to hurt, even water.

On the bottles in french, it's written "pas de larmes" which would mean no tear as in crying ...

I think it means no tears and is no crying because to say no split ends AND no tears would mean it to be basically a redundant double entendre - BUT, I think in this way - being tears is spelt the same way with different pronounciaton and meaning it pretty much just covers their proverbial asses!

Maybe it means that there are no tears in the product 😬

This image is nostalgic. I remember the ads for these. :)

I thought the same till now.

i'm never asking somebody else for their name in the traditional way again. ever.

I'm still hung up on that first one

Put a T-Rex in your tank.

oooooooooooh that sucks

We have a tradition here of hurrah'ing people for their birthday. Put them on a chair, and relatives will raise them threre times. Thus, this might mitigate the sadness. :)

And studying is short for student dying! Lol

wow

I thought they were talking about Gundam.

What!?

But you still get unsatisfying answers.

i always think about it when i paint!!! XD lol

Sweet Jesus stop it

From the one before this I can't look at OK the same anymore

I know now I'm hungry

I bet it would be great for working out your legs.

Swallowing tasty saliva pretty much is part of any eating. ;)

Unless you speak a language with Umlauts, or even a language that does not use the Latin alphabet.

That's why I've never bought a perfume based off a commercial, HOWEVER when they used to put the perfume strips in magazines, and it smelled good, I'd rub the page on myself and potentially buy.