Making a character in a book seem realistic and interesting is no easy task. It’s not down to just your skills as a writer, though. You actually have to know a bit about who you’re writing about. In other words—do your research. Unfortunately, there are some male writers out there who seem to have major problems writing female characters and seem shy about asking their female friends for advice.

That’s where the ‘Men Write Women’ Twitter page comes in. It documents the scariest and most cringe-worthy examples of men writing about women without having any idea about them or their anatomy. Scroll down and read for yourselves, dear Pandas, because some of these examples have to be seen to be believed—that’s how unreal they are. Remember to upvote the best of the worst.

The project was started back in 2019 when Meghan Vondriska launched her version of the ‘Men Writing Women’ Reddit community. Now, the ‘Men Write Women’ Twitter page has 63k followers and there are 666 fans who follow their Instagram page. Very spooky and perfect for Halloween. "Women just want to be written as human. That's it. There isn't some wild scientific equation to writing women, and it isn't difficult. Write them as human, with complex feelings, not as body parts that happen to be put together into a feminine form," Vondriska told Bored Panda.

More info: Twitter | Instagram | MegVondriska.com

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This Is The Best One Yet

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

wow. so many weird misogynistic stereotypes here. Does this person also believe our wombs detach, fly about our bodies and make us crazy once a month?

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
6 months ago

...And fall out of trains?

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago

Lord of the Toilet Rings

Aragorn II Elessar
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6 months ago

Lmfao 🤣

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

Oh what I would have achieved if not for all these Hours spent on the toilet waiting for pee to find the way Out of the maze of my body

Romenriel
Community Member
6 months ago

In fact, women's urethra is much shorter than man's, not like that person is interested in facts.

Benjamin Lensgraf
Community Member
6 months ago

Technically, men have longer urethras, creating more of a 'maze' to go through, than the shorter more direct route women have - even in men with the smallest of penises, like the author of this passage!

bro momento
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5 months ago

i feel this belongs here oof-5fd912...1515c0.jpg oof-5fd91251515c0.jpg

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Yana Makarevitch
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6 months ago (edited)

I mean, why do you even feel the need to describe how someone is peeing in your book in such great detail? Even if it was anatomically correct, it still would be absolutely unnecessary.

Anony Mouse
Community Member
6 months ago

This is from Pulitzer Prizing winning author John Updike, from The Witches of Eastwick. He's known for writing women...well not great.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
6 months ago

Maybe he is doing a good job painting the picture of the misogynistic man who tried to hide taking his dentures out? Context? Anyway, I never did get why Updike became such a big name.

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ispeak catanese
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6 months ago

The writer hasn't started having prostate problems?

Shelby P
Community Member
6 months ago

Exactly!!!! I as a woman have NEVER had to wait for the pee to come out (not to say other women haven't) but I know men with prostate problems do have this trouble and therefore they are writing women as having a problem they don't have because they know nothing about women!

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Lord Mysticlaw
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6 months ago

Somebody failed biology. Also this is a hilarious image to imagine.

RaroaRaroa
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6 months ago

He couldn't be more wrong. The reason women get more urinary tract infections than men is because their bladder is closer to the exit, not further away.

Ljdia
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6 months ago

Besides us being able to "conjure it up immediately" as well lol (if healthy; as our male counterparts).

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Vorknkx
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6 months ago

The whole "conjure up immediately" part is pretty wrong too. Especially in older men.

Ashley Degner
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6 months ago

The irony is anatomically the urinary system of women is simpler lol.

Nigel Rodgers
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6 months ago

My prostate concurs.

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Yvonne Blau
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6 months ago

So my bladder is a maze... I knew there was something wrong with me

Elida Lechuga
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6 months ago

I wish I had to wait for the pee to come out. Sometimes it's heading out before I'm ready.

Jo Choto
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6 months ago

Don't tell this poor sap that men and women have kidneys and urethras. His writing career will be over.

NMN
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6 months ago

Thats the excuse the guy thought as to why some women take quite a few min when they go to the bathroom. I guess he never thought they do other stuff, all the time is sitting on the toilet in his pathetic mind

SheHulk
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6 months ago

Ok men; do you feel like Lords standing above the bowl?

Aragorn II Elessar
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6 months ago

Not really. I just pee and leave.

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MellonCollie
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6 months ago

This writer's girlfriends generally have some bladder issues, I guess .... or this book's character has. But seriously ... WTF?

Erin E
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2 months ago

Maybe she hides from him in the bathroom, and that’s the only explanation he could come up with.

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May Be
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6 months ago

He probably doesn't know any women. Bit of luck for them.

Granny
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6 months ago

Maze lol..I retired from the OR,,I don't recall seeing a maze or PACMAN IN THERE..HAH

Lisa Jones
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6 months ago

WTAF is this? I hope this guy doesn't have any daughters.

Bored Little Panda
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Unless he has a wife that take 8 minutes to pee, where do people find such "information"

Zophra
Community Member
6 months ago

Bahahaha... With my husband could consistently conjure it all into the bowl and never the rim.

Ljdia
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6 months ago

:D I assume you mean "Wish". Thanks, your comment made me laugh!

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AnInrovert
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6 months ago

Uuuuuhhhhhh... we just wait on the toilet because it’s one of our few moments of privacy.... but even that was ruined.

Cybele Spanjaard
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6 months ago

Graphic??? Pointlessly so..and really???

ShikamaruPanda
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6 months ago

bruh.. serioully? He describes the differences through men and women through.. pee issues?

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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6 months ago

WHAT BOOK IS THIS LMAOOOOOO

totinos pizza rolls
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5 months ago

men think women can't pee on command? weird but ok

Purr·maid
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6 months ago

Well that was an insulting thing to say. I've never heard this in all my life and I'm a woman.

Cake lady
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6 months ago

WTF?

Evripidou Maria
Community Member
6 months ago

pffft my pee uses a map and never gets lost

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
6 months ago

jebus cheesecrips - did he completely misunderstand his anatomy classes? Or never, ever bother to ask a woman? Wait, though -WhyTF is he righting about pee, exactly?

Anonymous Panda
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3 months ago

*writing, but yeah you are correct

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JD Lee
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6 months ago

What, in gods name, is this story about? When would this ever be worth a read?... Better yet, how did this get published?-!

A Random Panda 2
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6 months ago

Why was this even necessary?

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
6 months ago

Yay, I have a maze inside me! :D

Michał Jastrzębski
Community Member
6 months ago

peeing as a...maze...? Wut? Shitty biology knowledge is shitty, lmao

Wannabeee
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1 month ago

Obviously guys are gods of the pee (lol jk)

Leila Noury
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3 months ago

what in the lord- I may be male but I'm trans, so I was born female... yeah this aint how we use the bathroom.....

RavenclawQueen
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4 months ago

WTF

Zinia Sundahl
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5 months ago

Uuuuuuuh men take long to poop too

Esmé Adgnot
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5 months ago

Wtf.....

Another loser
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5 months ago (edited)

Wtf do u enjoy ur pee powers?

Lillian Castellow
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5 months ago

this guy is so dumb we pee just fine thank you very much

Violet Grey
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5 months ago

uhh whAT THE F.UCK-

Carson R Ibach
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5 months ago

i cant sh*t immediately

Tiger Lily
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5 months ago

Ummm......a female urethra is shorter than a male.......

CLEMSONFAN
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5 months ago

this is absolutely stupid

invisible sheep
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5 months ago

i laughed at this so hard I almost peed my pants, does that mean my body is missing the "maze" here?

Aidan Garza
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6 months ago

BRUH. HOW IS THIS GUY SO STUPID!?

Izzy Curer
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6 months ago

Look, the guy just wants to make sure her uterus doesn't fall out, okay?

OdangaUsagi
Community Member
6 months ago

Charlane Harris is a woman and she wrote it. I guess she never met anyone with prostate issues..

Kay Maxey
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6 months ago

Women have a more active part in initiating the act of peeing! It’s only men who stand and wait!

Julie Breytenbach
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4 days ago

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SlapShot16
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4 days ago

HOW DARE YOU MEN

Michael Beswick
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1 week ago

That author has absolutely no understanding of basic biology. The female urethral tract is far simpler than a males, and much shorter!?

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
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2 weeks ago

wtf

Leah Pheonix
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2 weeks ago

Okay what was he thinking

Pujitha Gaddam
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1 month ago

bro what

Brittney Clapper
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1 month ago

Wtf?!

Kyle Bartz
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1 month ago

The author is describing the beliefs of the time using language that is intended to make you feel a little startled and uncomfortable. Are we canceling this?

Sonia Rundle
Community Member
2 months ago

wtf

Abigail Johnson
Community Member
2 months ago

only if we don't really need to pee. i hate that. LEARN SOMETHING

imagae
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2 months ago

What a phenomenal moron.

purple boi
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2 months ago

ima girl so i think dis auther is dumb as h3ll(i aint even tryna be rude)

just your average introvert
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2 months ago

tf did i just read??

Ella Greenman
Community Member
2 months ago

Men, they where able to conjure it up emideately, that was one of their powers, standing lordly over thw bowl. JESUS CHRIST

Kathleen Lavey
Community Member
3 months ago

Yeah. Clearly this guy has never been anywhere near a woman drinking coffee.

Alice Fabian
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3 months ago

What. the. actual. f*ck. Seriously? Dude. What book is this, I want to read the rest of what he had to say.

MALEC GWITTER
Community Member
3 months ago

My god...sorry but, the f**k do men know? My monthly joy started couple months ago and I already feel tortured.

Effie Mason
Community Member
3 months ago

honestly

George Tasie
Community Member
3 months ago

This dude isn't just clueless about female anatomy, he's also clueless about MALE anatomy. Like dude, EVERYONE'S insides is a maze. That's how it works. For our insides to be straight we would need to be illogically tall. WHAT THE F!!!

Rhylie W.
Community Member
4 months ago

wth

LotusWolff
Community Member
4 months ago

Men, as they stood 'Lordly' above the bowl. The lordly men also spill pee over. Wonderful women dont

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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4 months ago

Oh my god. No comment

Dee Dee
Community Member
4 months ago

Lol women have much shorter urethras than men

Simone Adams
Community Member
5 months ago

"... as they stood lordly above the bowl" – this is a poem. Note the vowels and assonance

Liz
Community Member
6 months ago

What an interesting description

OrangeChicken
Community Member
6 months ago

As a biological female who hasn't started taking T yet... WTF???

The Pansexual MELONLORD
Community Member
6 months ago

'What the hell'

Nigel Rodgers
Community Member
6 months ago

Ah yes, the flawless prostate vs the labyrinth uterus.

Dogo the Dog
Community Member
6 months ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Liz Sahlin
Community Member
6 months ago

In which century was this written? Millennia?

okpkpkp
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6 months ago

OK. I knew this would be scary the minute I clicked on it but what...???

Lionelle Grosdemanche-dien
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6 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

Eulalie Grace
Community Member
6 months ago

"Lordly above the bowl ..." Now THAT brings up some serious imagery Lordly 😸 (giggle - snort)

Barbara Hutter
Community Member
6 months ago

oh my god. in my experience it is the contrary....

Soodney
Community Member
6 months ago

the hell?

Lunar Owo Potato
Community Member
6 months ago

I uh think we have more power at that so uh

KT Pinto
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6 months ago

You all do realize that the words are what the character is thinking, and taking a paragraph out of context like this doesn't show that's what the AUTHOR thought, but is most probably part of character development.

Rachel Waller
Community Member
6 months ago

You are aware that no woman has ever thought this, because women know how their own urination works?

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Blue
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6 months ago

Our pee has a maze to go through to find the way out ?

Gayle Hunter-Gatherer
Community Member
6 months ago

The murky mysterious path through all those frightening and unmentionable reproductive bits.

AnInrovert
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6 months ago

‘As they stand lordly over the bowl’ he’s literally bragging about how men can pee.....

Idk Katniss Potter
Community Member
6 months ago

What the hell

Dotzilla
Community Member
6 months ago

wtaf

Elijah Snow
Community Member
6 months ago

Isn't it true, tho?

Sandy Kavanaugh
Community Member
6 months ago

Is this for real? If men can stand lordly over the bowl, why do they miss such a big target?!

Shelli Aderman
Community Member
6 months ago

🤣

Colleen Hindson
Community Member
6 months ago

This segment has been mistitled. It is a lot more about misogyny than ignorance.

Colleen Hindson
Community Member
6 months ago

Conclusions men come to out of their ingrained misogyny, of which they are probably only vaguely aware.

Patrick O'Harris
Community Member
6 months ago

And I thought my teenage writings where s**t.

Elizabeth Guiles
Community Member
6 months ago

hilarious

ClaudiaDarla03
Community Member
6 months ago

bruh wtf

Susan Duberstein
Community Member
6 months ago

God help me, I know what this is from. It’s “The Witches of Eastwick.”

Tugg Ster
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6 months ago

😳😳😳

Ashgirl
Community Member
6 months ago

I- this- how is even possible to be this stupid???

Lisa Jones
Community Member
6 months ago

WTAF is this? Someone needs to spend some time researching anatomy.

WildBerry
Community Member
6 months ago

Has nothing to do with anatomy. Not all women can void on cue, just like not all men can. The author had no need to apply this to all women and really, no need to mention it at all.

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Kymmers Brown
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6 months ago

You know what? This is POV. Written from the point of view of the woman on the toilet. Doesn't necessarily mean the author has no idea. This could just be an opinion of the woman on the toilet... maybe she doesn't know she has a medical condition?

Pat Gregory
Community Member
6 months ago

OMG!

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
6 months ago

omg. Mazes? You are in for a big surprise when you actually crack a biology book open. Idiot.

Anne Mitchell
Community Member
6 months ago

It was so badly written I did not get to the end of the paragraph.

Grover Cleveland
Community Member
6 months ago

was this not supposed to be sarcastic?

Nic Dudley
Community Member
6 months ago

LOL! Women's urethra is about four inches (or actually maybe a little bit more) but Men's is like triple the length - the proof is in the different lengths for catheters. Women having short urethras is why they get UTIs more easily.

Tania Dubodiel
Community Member
6 months ago

Female urethra is around 1.5 inches and male one is around 7-8 inches, but the rest is absolutely correct.

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Cassandra
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6 months ago

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Just ask any woman who’s ever been pregnant about that “have to wait a few minutes for the pee to come” bit. Go on.

WildBerry
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6 months ago

That's because the fetus is pressing on the bladder. Do not assume that ALL women can start their stream of urine easily, especially if they're older.

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6 months ago

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This man is a mental. I can pee at will and produce a stream that a cow or a horse would be proud of when I've taken on a lot of liquid. Foolish man!

WildBerry
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6 months ago

Wait til you get older, hon. You won't be doing a horse imitation anymore.

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Kubu
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6 months ago

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Haha, that's actually funny :D On a side note - aren't those thoughts of some character from the book, they may be flawed, right?

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We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!!! (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures)

We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!!! (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures)

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Vincent Philippart
Community Member
6 months ago

Is that possible? (Don't judge. I don't do vaginas, so they're a bit of mystery to me)

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#3

"3 And A Half Milliboobs Per Handful"

"3 And A Half Milliboobs Per Handful"

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Samantha Lomb
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6 months ago

hahaha omg. Miliboobs

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"I'm an avid reader, but the straw that broke the camel's back was a novel my boyfriend lent me, where the female character was described by her breasts and the male character was described by his personality. Working in advertising, I tend to be Very Online, and so taking my anger to Twitter seemed like a natural parallel. I was familiar with the Men Writing Women subreddit, but created a Twitter account in order to craft a consistent narrative and to build a community that wasn't hidden behind anonymity," Vondriska revealed what inspired her to create 'Men Write Women.'

Vondriska, from Wisconsin, devours 3 to 5 books each week. (Meanwhile, our piles of started-but-unfinished books keep on growing.)

According to the founder of the 'Men Write Women' Twitter page, a lot of male writers who tend to be thought of as the "founders of the literary canon" are continuous offenders. "John Updike, for instance. But the greatest repeat offender is definitely Stephen King. His portrayal of his female characters is honestly offensive," Vondriska said.

#4

Yes, Men Would Be Amaaazing At Handling Pregnancy - Evolution Really Screwed This One Up. Bonus Points For “No Woman Gets Raped Unless She’s Looking For It.”

Yes, Men Would Be Amaaazing At Handling Pregnancy - Evolution Really Screwed This One Up. Bonus Points For “No Woman Gets Raped Unless She’s Looking For It.”

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

I feel like this idiot may also be a sitting member of Congress. https://time.com/3001785/todd-akin-legitimate-rape-msnbc-child-of-rape/

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#5

Well Damn, Where Are All My Kids Then??

Well Damn, Where Are All My Kids Then??

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Angela Turrall
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6 months ago

But did she have a tiny purse in her vagina? Just big enough for her drivers license?

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#6

Let's Not Forget This Gem Either

Let's Not Forget This Gem Either

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Just imagine the reverse: "every hair in my beard becoming a tiny penis"

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However, it isn't all doom and gloom in the literary world. There are male writers who can write women well, too. "Terry Pratchett is wonderful, and I've yet to see a submission from Michael Crichton," Vondriska shared that she, like many of us, is a Pratchett fan.

Vondriska also pointed out that, in her opinion, the best writers are well-read. So she encouraged all of us to read more and (most importantly) read more widely.

"Pay attention to what you're reading, and who you're reading. You have to make sure your bookshelf isn't made up of just men. Add in some spice—some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, just because you were assigned a book in high school, doesn't mean its good!"

#7

Ugly Women Without Good Personalities Should Kill Themselves [rivers Of London By Ben Aaronovitch]

Ugly Women Without Good Personalities Should Kill Themselves [rivers Of London By Ben Aaronovitch]

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Vincent Philippart
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6 months ago (edited)

Jesus...

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#8

This Made My Breasts Frown

This Made My Breasts Frown

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

Lately my breasts only cry and sigh deeply. I miss all the smiling

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#9

That's Not How Any Of This Works

That's Not How Any Of This Works

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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#10

Unsurprisingly, The Book's Terrible Writing From A "Proclaimed" Writer Does Not End Here (The Wedding Plot, Jeffrey Eugenides)

Unsurprisingly, The Book's Terrible Writing From A "Proclaimed" Writer Does Not End Here (The Wedding Plot, Jeffrey Eugenides)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Boobs are testicles. They don't "withdraw" because there is muscle and a rib cage underneath and they are just mounds of fat and milk producing tissue. I feel like so many people here did not pay attention in health class. How can they be so clueless about the female body?

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#11

Male Authors Writing Women Are Actually Just Horror Stories And Here's Why

Male Authors Writing Women Are Actually Just Horror Stories And Here's Why

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Vincent Philippart
Community Member
6 months ago

She was "probably" molested?? How does that work?

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#12

Ah Yes, Exactly How I'd Describe Myself (The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson)

Ah Yes, Exactly How I'd Describe Myself (The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson)

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Theodore Theodora
Community Member
6 months ago

Woman: "I'm SO HOT omg." Dude: "Just like my dead wife." What?!

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#13

I'm Sorry, Her Breasts Do What

I'm Sorry, Her Breasts Do What

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

I've had more bras ripped to pieces that way

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#14

She's Eleven And Scared But Let's Talk About Her Nipples

She's Eleven And Scared But Let's Talk About Her Nipples

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

Stranger danger

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#15

This Whole Book Has Both My Eyes And My Boobs Rolling.

This Whole Book Has Both My Eyes And My Boobs Rolling.

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Squee
Community Member
6 months ago

H-how would you even...?

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#16

Be Horrified With The Rest Of Us

Be Horrified With The Rest Of Us

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Lord Mysticlaw
Community Member
6 months ago

Men like Conde should not be surprised that sexy women love other women, and he really should try to help that male chauvinism.

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#17

Breasts Totally Get Scared

Breasts Totally Get Scared

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

My breasts are embarrassed by this.

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#18

The Count Of Monte Cristo- 1884

The Count Of Monte Cristo- 1884

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RaroaRaroa
Community Member
6 months ago

Poor old lady. :-D

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#19

Plz Put This On My Tombstone #submission (The Dogs, Scott Smith)

Plz Put This On My Tombstone #submission (The Dogs, Scott Smith)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Barbie doesn't have a vagina. Would anyone describe a man as " Bob- sweet, green eyed bob, with his short red hair, his musky skin and his Ken doll penis"?

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#20

*me To My Friend* Excuse Me, May I Please Borrow Your Eyeballs?

*me To My Friend* Excuse Me, May I Please Borrow Your Eyeballs?

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Bacony Cakes
Community Member
6 months ago

*brandishes ice cream scoop* Your eyeballs, please.

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#21

She Was Flesh And Blood, Not The 2D Woman He Was Used To Objectifying On Television, And For That She Was All The More Special (A Time On Earth, Vihelm Moberg)

She Was Flesh And Blood, Not The 2D Woman He Was Used To Objectifying On Television, And For That She Was All The More Special (A Time On Earth, Vihelm Moberg)

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

But no head, brain or mouth. How convenient!

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#22

Literally No Woman Would Ever Do This (Misterioso, Arne Dahl)

Literally No Woman Would Ever Do This (Misterioso, Arne Dahl)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Well she might if she wants him to go away. And since it appears he is creeping on her in her sleep that might be her goal. The bigger problem appears to be that he feels like he as a right to sex

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#23

Only Sluts Have Hairy Legs (The Things They Carried, Tim O'brien)

Only Sluts Have Hairy Legs (The Things They Carried, Tim O'brien)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

dry sounds like she just needs to use more lotion. dry skin is horribly itchy

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#24

Thank God For The Bikini Wax.

Thank God For The Bikini Wax.

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Charlotte A.
Community Member
6 months ago

Since when do bruises make your body sexier?

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#25

Wish I Had Pillowy Breasts! Taken From Ben Fountain’s Brief Encounters With Che Guevara

Wish I Had Pillowy Breasts! Taken From Ben Fountain’s Brief Encounters With Che Guevara

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

I'm more concerned by the fact he seems to routinely check out boys' butts and uses that as the benchmark of sexy.

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#26

The Rest Reads “Dad Is Looking Like He Made A Better Decision Every Year”. What?!?

The Rest Reads “Dad Is Looking Like He Made A Better Decision Every Year”. What?!?

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

wow that is very Oedipal.

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#27

This Is A Totally Anatomically Normal Thing For Breasts To Do #submission (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, Philip Dick)

This Is A Totally Anatomically Normal Thing For Breasts To Do #submission (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, Philip Dick)

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Rowlie
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6 months ago

That nail....

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#menwritingwomen No Wonder Some Of Them Think Our Breasts Stop Us From Doing Stuff If They Think We’re As Obsessed As They Are. We Can’t Get Away From Them. Oh Must Do This Important Thing But Wait!

#menwritingwomen No Wonder Some Of Them Think Our Breasts Stop Us From Doing Stuff If They Think We’re As Obsessed As They Are. We Can’t Get Away From Them. Oh Must Do This Important Thing But Wait!

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Well this seems to reinforce every ugly stereotype of men being sex crazed horndogs

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#29

'the Shining', By Stephen King. Its Always Breasts

'the Shining', By Stephen King. Its Always Breasts

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Bacony Cakes
Community Member
6 months ago

Your human disguise doesn't work when you're a goat.

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