Making a character in a book seem realistic and interesting is no easy task. It’s not down to just your skills as a writer, though. You actually have to know a bit about who you’re writing about. In other words—do your research. Unfortunately, there are some male writers out there who seem to have major problems writing female characters and seem shy about asking their female friends for advice.

That’s where the ‘Men Write Women’ Twitter page comes in. It documents the scariest and most cringe-worthy examples of men writing about women without having any idea about them or their anatomy. Scroll down and read for yourselves, dear Pandas, because some of these examples have to be seen to be believed—that’s how unreal they are. Remember to upvote the best of the worst.

The project was started back in 2019 when Meghan Vondriska launched her version of the ‘Men Writing Women’ Reddit community. Now, the ‘Men Write Women’ Twitter page has 63k followers and there are 666 fans who follow their Instagram page. Very spooky and perfect for Halloween. "Women just want to be written as human. That's it. There isn't some wild scientific equation to writing women, and it isn't difficult. Write them as human, with complex feelings, not as body parts that happen to be put together into a feminine form," Vondriska told Bored Panda.

More info: Twitter | Instagram | MegVondriska.com

#1

This Is The Best One Yet

This Is The Best One Yet

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago

Lord of the Toilet Rings

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#2

We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!!! (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures)

We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!!! (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures)

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Vincent Philippart
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6 months ago

Is that possible? (Don't judge. I don't do vaginas, so they're a bit of mystery to me)

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"3 And A Half Milliboobs Per Handful"

"3 And A Half Milliboobs Per Handful"

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Samantha Lomb
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6 months ago

hahaha omg. Miliboobs

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"I'm an avid reader, but the straw that broke the camel's back was a novel my boyfriend lent me, where the female character was described by her breasts and the male character was described by his personality. Working in advertising, I tend to be Very Online, and so taking my anger to Twitter seemed like a natural parallel. I was familiar with the Men Writing Women subreddit, but created a Twitter account in order to craft a consistent narrative and to build a community that wasn't hidden behind anonymity," Vondriska revealed what inspired her to create 'Men Write Women.'

Vondriska, from Wisconsin, devours 3 to 5 books each week. (Meanwhile, our piles of started-but-unfinished books keep on growing.)

According to the founder of the 'Men Write Women' Twitter page, a lot of male writers who tend to be thought of as the "founders of the literary canon" are continuous offenders. "John Updike, for instance. But the greatest repeat offender is definitely Stephen King. His portrayal of his female characters is honestly offensive," Vondriska said.

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Yes, Men Would Be Amaaazing At Handling Pregnancy - Evolution Really Screwed This One Up. Bonus Points For “No Woman Gets Raped Unless She’s Looking For It.”

Yes, Men Would Be Amaaazing At Handling Pregnancy - Evolution Really Screwed This One Up. Bonus Points For “No Woman Gets Raped Unless She’s Looking For It.”

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RaroaRaroa
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6 months ago

Oo. This writer does not like the look of pregnant women, so has decided that women must hate it - you know, because he hates it and they surely all want to appeal to him because he's so awesome.

Marnie
Community Member
6 months ago

As far as sagging boobs, people just take for granted that all men want women's boobs to look like they are teenagers. I remember I had a work buddy from India a couple of decades ago who was talking about a woman who came into a meeting once without a bra. She had sagging boobs. And he said he was very distracted seeing her boobs going "ting, ting, ting" back and forth. He liked them :-)

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Tabitha L
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6 months ago

I've never been pregnant. I have no desire for children. I don't have an ounce of maternal instinct. But I think pregnant bodies are amazing and beautiful. I guess I'm a weirdo.

Azziza
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6 months ago

No you're not a weirdo, because pregnant women *are* amazing and beautiful!

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago

Even worse, the author made it the female character's theory!

My O My
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6 months ago

And yet I'm sure there are women out there with Anne's opinion

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Leo Domitrix
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6 months ago

"Even after Rick explained" ---- more bonus points for a mansplain to start!

Animal lover❤
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6 months ago

I have never wanted to stab a book more.

Azziza
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6 months ago

Or an author for that matter.

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Samantha Lomb
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6 months ago

I feel like this idiot may also be a sitting member of Congress. https://time.com/3001785/todd-akin-legitimate-rape-msnbc-child-of-rape/

Monika Soffronow
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6 months ago

Woah. "... he said abortions wouldn’t be necessary for rape victims. “If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down,” "

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NMN
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6 months ago

So he wants women to maintain their figure (hips, breasts) while men get pregnant, therefore having to have wider hips and breasts... soo he wants humans to be women and women? Not sure he noticed what he was proposing

Jo Choto
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6 months ago

This one is classic incel.

Maeve O’Loughlin
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6 months ago (edited)

Yes, I can see how the author would be much better prepared to handle having a bulging stomach, sagging breasts, and a maternal urge.

Christopher Walkies
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6 months ago

Just when you think this guy's done. Boom! 'There's little good-looking about a pregnant woman.'

Kalpana M
Community Member
6 months ago

As if men enjoy balding heads and being called "uncles".How can even the writer assume that men would've been more psychologically prepared for it? Many guys panic when they hear gf/wife is pregnant. Sigh

Annatje Van Tassel
Community Member
6 months ago

WTF?! Personally, I LOVE the way my body looks when I’m pregnant. Also, I would love to see a pregnant man (who has never previously experienced having a female body — no hate to trans men here), because I do NOT believe that cis men are “psychologically prepared” for pregnancy. That’s a laugh and a half.

Patrick O'Harris
Community Member
6 months ago

Most men act like they die when they caught a cold. Those guys should handle a pregnancy? Dont make me laugh.

Agnes Jekyll
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6 months ago

my mom says that if men could get pregnant, there'd be no more sex, and no more humans

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Danny Heath
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6 months ago

He's obviously not a Father - nothing in this world more beautiful than a pregnant woman - especially having your baby!! And, if men had babies - the wimps we are - Humanity would have been extinct thousands of years ago!!

Alyssa Wakefield
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6 months ago

He is a father actually.

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Julie
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6 months ago

This one angers me. Lots.

Purr·maid
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6 months ago (edited)

Well thank goodness we don't have to deal with carrying around a saggy scr*t*m that looks like it was meant to be the pendulum of a clock. What a horrific sight!

Chu Yue Ling
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6 months ago

So true, there is absolutely nowt pretty about human balls 😂

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Tammy Gundaker
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6 months ago

So women who want to be raped will be and those that don’t..... won’t? Then how do they explain a child getting raped? They wanted it? How does a CHILD even know what rape is? At 5 years old I was NOT wanting to be raped.

Brandi VanSteenwyk
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6 months ago (edited)

Rick needs a lesson on the female of the species.... But I doubt he could handle the details. You know, psychologically... And... Shame on Anne!! Shame, shame, shame!!

Gayle Hunter-Gatherer
Community Member
6 months ago

Men would be better at Womaning than Women are? Dream on.

LSS
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6 months ago

This sounds more like he's writing to describe how the character views it not what his own views are about it. Same with the comment about the rape. At least I really hope so.

Erynn Schwellinger
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6 months ago

It really doesn't sound like it's character and not author - the character sounds more like a sock puppet than a shitty person as character.

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Elaine Dodge
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6 months ago

WOMEN ARE LESS PSYCHOLOGICALLY PREPARED FOR PREGNANCY THAN MEN???!!!! COME HERE LET ME SLAP THE STUPID OUT OF YOU!

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
6 months ago

Oh who IS this author?????

Sarah
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1 month ago

I was even more insulted by the comment that a woman is less psychologically prepared for childbirth than a man--WTAF???

Amanita muscaria
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1 month ago

I hate this. I'm sorry, I hate this, rape isn't funny

Fara Giganti
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2 months ago

what tf is going on in this dudes head

MALEC GWITTER
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3 months ago

Damn. That asshat really wants it, doesn't he? Might I point out the first paragraph?"Anne still held the theory that no woman gets raped or nearly raped unless she's looking for it." WTF IS THIS S**T!?!??!?!? I have a friend who WAS raped AND nearly raped again! And I CAN ASSURE YOU SHE WAS NOT LOOKING FOR IT!!!!!

Meko
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3 months ago

R U SAYING THAT WOMEN DONT LOOK GOOD WHEN PREGNANT!?!? IM ALWAYS *naturally beautiful* OR ELSE MY PHONE CAMERA WITH HALF A DOZEN MAKE UP APPS TO MAKE ME LOOK LESS LIKE A WALRUS. (SOMEONE ACTUALLY ASKED IF I HAD THOSE) AND ALSO SINCE WHEN ARE WOMEN, LESS PREPARED THAN A MALE WOULD HAVE BEEN? WE R LITERALLY CONSTRUCTED FOR CHILDREN (I DO NOT MEAN THAT IT IS OUR DUTY TO HAVE KIDS I MEAN OUR BODY BUILD OR WHATEVS) ALSO HOW WOULD A MALE GROW BREASTS AND STOP THEM FROM LOOKING “SAGGY”

Signe Manat Hansen
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3 months ago

This guy super hates women.

Kat Hague
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2 months ago

Yes the character that the author is writing is someone that he wants you to despise because the character is thinking this

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Lillian Castellow
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5 months ago

i want to slap his face out of this universe

CatWoman312
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5 months ago

Wow is the author still alive? Can we arrange a punch in where we all punch this man in shins? What a loser

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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6 months ago

Plainly imbecille

Kat Hague
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2 months ago

Yes it’s despicable character in a story written by an author who wants you to despise this character

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Jus
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6 months ago

Males who are better prepared... 🤦‍♀️ Sorry, but no. Men are very very weak inside. It's a woman who has to carry the psychological burden every damn time. They carry boxes.

Jennifer Norton
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6 months ago

The pregnancy part of this is ridiculous, but also the line above it... "no woman gets raped or nearly raped unless she's looking for it" W.T.F?????

KT Pinto
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6 months ago

Once again... it's the CHARACTER'S POV. Who don't people get this?

Paul Shepley
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5 months ago

Not all of it is character POV. "It had not occurred to him (Rick) that pregnancy..." etc.

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Blue
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6 months ago

Moronic idiot.

Dolevaal
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6 months ago

So many awful statements on just one frickin page. Thats disgusting af.

Colleen Hindson
Community Member
6 months ago

Conclusions men come to out of their ingrained misogyny, of which they are probably only vaguely aware. How incredibly arrogant and superficial to assume that even women only gauge their value by their looks. I hope no woman ever gives her body to give this creep children.

Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
2 months ago

Yep, that's exactly how you know the author is trash. Who would assume that?

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Marci Rommal
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6 months ago

Amazingly, my own mother told me that I was dressed too provocatively at the time (a female friend and I were out bar hopping in Washington, DC in the dead of winter. How provocatively do YOU think I was dressed?) and must have 'put out victim vibes' after I was raped.

Signe Manat Hansen
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2 months ago

Internalized misogyny is unfortunately very, very real

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M Kate McCulloch
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6 months ago

Men who rape know it is their fault and know a woman will STILL get blamed.

Kelly MS
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6 months ago

What the actual F*&^? I'm surprised a Darwin award hasn't been handed this "author". Seriously,, he needs one.

Robin Killoran
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6 months ago

The only time in my life that I felt beautiful was when I was pregnant. I have not reason to think I appeared so to others.....but I felt that way.

RM Ro
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1 week ago

I hate this writer sooooo much.

Alex_cat lover
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1 week ago

F**k him who ever wrote this

Nothing Fancy
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2 weeks ago

I feel like I'm less psychologically able to read his BS without kicking him in the throat.

The Coated Dev
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1 month ago

I lost my 4th brain cell because of this.

Pujitha Gaddam
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1 month ago

wat

EchoRise
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1 month ago

That’s actually offending to me. Pregnant women are beautiful to me. Their breasts aren’t saggy and their stomachs are as good as it gets. I’m a female by the way and pro-life. I’m very much against pro-choice.

Glory The Rainwing
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2 months ago

Here's to an asshead. me ->( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── \(˚☐˚”)/<- the author lol

just your average introvert
Community Member
2 months ago

nope stopped reading at the first sentence, now I want to burn the page (or the whole book)

Nimaira
Community Member
2 months ago

I had never seen sagging breasts until I was in my early 20s. And I’m a woman!! Apparently this is genetic and not all women experience this after pregnancy. But I have to say that I feel for those women who go through this. It can be hard emotionally.

Brooklyn Costley
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2 months ago

this is not right.

BananaAnna
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2 months ago

In theory, all this man speaks of is false.

Kat Hague
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2 months ago

That is the point of having a really shitty character is letting you know that he’s a really shitty character

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Rebekah Blackwolf
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3 months ago

Pregnant women are beautiful.

Samantha Pettus
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3 months ago

f**k whoever wrote this becuse i wasn't looking for anything like that at the age of five. god damn f*****g incompant f**k face that's like trying to say peto is a sexuality.

Leila Noury
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3 months ago

raped means it's forced without consent, mostly referring to an adult forcing it on a minor without the ability to give consent. nobody WANTS to be raped.

Signe Manat Hansen
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2 months ago

The word "rape" has no connotations of age difference. That might just be in your first language.

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unusual spider
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3 months ago

A WOMAN believed that??

Rhylie W.
Community Member
3 months ago

Big boobs, small boobs. Saggy boobs, tight boobs. All women look beautiful.

Virginia Ordaya
Community Member
4 months ago

Considering all the 30+ year old males who have mommy bring them to the urgent care with a cold or flu... yeah. Men would do GREAT at pregnancy 🤦‍♀️

LotusWolff
Community Member
4 months ago

There is little good looking about you

Dee Dee
Community Member
4 months ago

😂 loser

Jaybird3939
Community Member
5 months ago

So if "Anne" says that's the way for other women to be raped, it must be OK because she's a woman? I can't believe this awful writing made its way in to a published book.

invisible sheep
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5 months ago

When i saw that line "Anne still held to the theory..." i thought, okay, maybe this one is misunderstood, it's the character's theory, does not necessarily represents the author's theory.... Then i saw the last line :v WTF....

PeachPossum
Community Member
5 months ago

The late comedian David Brenner once said, "Men, if you want to know what birth feels like, take your lower lip and pull it over your head..."

Aidan Garza
Community Member
5 months ago

Wha???

Jane Doe
Community Member
5 months ago

Where do babies come from then d*ckhead?

Something
Community Member
6 months ago

That's some serious womb envy.

OrangeChicken
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6 months ago

O_O

Nicole Tomme
Community Member
6 months ago

Wow. This author is a grade A tool.

Madison Weakland
Community Member
6 months ago

To be fair, the full sentence is "Even after Rick explained that Ms. Hammond hadn't been dressed flashily at all, Anne still held to the theory that no woman gets raped unless they're looking for it." I know I'm going to get all kinds of hate for this, but please keep in mind that 1. I am not in support of this guy or anything he says 2. I am equally appalled by Ricks* thoughts 3. Even with proper context, this statement is... unsettling, at best 4. I'm not trying to be offensive or anything, I'm just putting a sentence into context. *Although it's highly unlikely, there is a slight chance that the author does not share Rick's opinions-as I said, HIGHLY unlikely, but still technically possible. I'm not saying this is true, I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Signe Manat Hansen
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2 months ago

Why? Why do you jump through all these hoops just to play devil's advocate when you could just not?

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Lydia Coy
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6 months ago

WTF

Bewarethenargles
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6 months ago

That is so d***....

Eulalie Grace
Community Member
6 months ago

I'm sure this idiot's mother is just sooooo proud ...

Lunar Owo Potato
Community Member
6 months ago

Woman can look better pregnant because they can flaunt it and be proud of it so uh back off my guy

Idk Katniss Potter
Community Member
6 months ago

=.=

Bex Hallihan
Community Member
6 months ago

A large canon of porn suggests that many men find pregnant women extremely erotic...

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
6 months ago

Is the character supposed to be detestable? "Little good-looking about a pregnant woman..." Sheesh. Sure some don't like it, but no one? There was also a time where bulging stomachs were sought after, even specifically *because* it seemed to mean fertility. Less psychologically prepared for birth than a man? First ...the psychology of pregnancy involves hormones that will drive anyone crazy, because that is the cost of growing life. Also usually, not always but usually, women deal with emotions frequently, and often times facing and dealing with emotion makes you more prepared than those that ignore them, which is usually, not always but usually, the man.

Melissa Powell
Community Member
6 months ago

I read a lot. I do not read Stephen King. My niece sent me 2 of his books. They feature a Texas Ranger. The Ranger appears to be stupid about most things and especially law enforcement. There is a female sheriff featured like a lot of detective stories, she needed to be rescued and the male was the hero. I could not read the second book. I read detective stories all the time. Favorite authors, Louise Penny, John Sanford and Robert B Parker, Jesse Stone series. They write women very well, but still err sometimes.

Caroline Driver
Community Member
6 months ago

Well, the much revered Robert Heinlein had a female character say exactly the same thing (as the title of this post) in Stranger in a Strange Land, but nobody pulls him up on it. ¬_¬

Debby Bright
Community Member
6 months ago

Trash it!

Marigen Beltran
Community Member
6 months ago

I think pregnant women look beautiful. This "writer" stinks. ""Anne still held the theory that no woman gets raped or nearly raped unless she's looking for it". WOW.

Catherine Bartholome
Community Member
6 months ago

These are getting worse...very lame.

eezycheezes101
Community Member
6 months ago

THE ACTUAL F**K?! What the hell?

Pandana
Community Member
6 months ago

Whenever I see preganant women, they look beautiful and are glowing so BEAT THAT MUTHAFUCKA

Susan Price
Community Member
6 months ago

Pregnant women can be sexy as heck. This writer has some serious body issues :/

May Be
Community Member
6 months ago

Less psychologically prepared? I don't know any men who are remotely psychologically prepared for being pregnant. Let alone for giving birth.

Tracy Jones
Community Member
6 months ago

the amount of stupid and clueless in this book is extraordinary....

Granny
Community Member
6 months ago

Nothing as attractive as a Bald,big belly toothless man..and they still think you are HOT for them lol lol

Grace Note
Community Member
6 months ago

Wow, this man has gone from misogyny 101 straight to a PhD in misogyny for utter pricks.

A Random Panda 2
Community Member
6 months ago

He also say women only get raped if they want to. The heck?

Greg Ranzoni
Community Member
6 months ago

Question? Is Rick suppose to be the hero?

theotherther1
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6 months ago

I hope they had Morty punch Rick in the next scene.

Joyce Howe
Community Member
6 months ago

oh fudge

Paula Norman
Community Member
6 months ago

How does that even get past the publisher? Appalling

Suzanne Mitchell-Klent
Community Member
6 months ago

That last line is godawful. My wife is ready to drop any second now, and is so incredibly beautiful.

Sabrina Lopez
Community Member
6 months ago

What in the actual f**k?!?

S.
Community Member
6 months ago

What book is this from? Because I don't ever, ever, EVER want to spend any bit of my time, energy, or on this trash.

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
6 months ago

Such garbage.

François Carré
Community Member
6 months ago

I find that more disgusting than funny.

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
6 months ago

We're paradoxical beings! XD

MagNat
Community Member
6 months ago

Jesus effin' Christ.

I I
Community Member
6 months ago

good lord , who reads this bs ?

🌺🍍🌼🌻🌼🍍🌺
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6 months ago

WHAT THE F**K. WHAT THE F**K

Dan Buczynski
Community Member
6 months ago

wow.

Daria Z
Community Member
6 months ago

Oh my 😲

Amma Wahl
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Burn burn burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leah Helbig
Community Member
6 months ago

I agree with this I hated the way i looked when I was pregnant i felt bloated and totally unattractive. Honestly its wonderful to have a child but no one looks better pregnant

Signe Manat Hansen
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2 months ago

Kindly keep your personal and deep-seated body image issues in your own court. Do better.

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Elizabeth Guiles
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6 months ago

the writer isn't dissing women, his asinine character is. just like actors aren't necessarily like the characters they play, writers don't necessarily subscribe to the idiocy of their characters. It's fiction

Joseph Brzezinski
Community Member
6 months ago

pregnant women are hot!

Signe Manat Hansen
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2 months ago

Don't fetishize people, it's gross

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Svetlana Boycheva Woltering
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6 months ago

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There is nothing attractive in a naked man with a big belly by the way and they don’t even have the excuse of being pregnant...

Trudi McLaren
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6 months ago (edited)

I rather think a naked man with a big belly can be quite attractive - it's not all men's fault that this author is a complete bloody idiot!

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6 months ago

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This is hilarious!

Charlotte A.
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6 months ago

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Without knowing the book or author, it might just be the characters that are stupid and not the author...

blugeagua
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6 months ago (edited)

The point is that these are all written by men who think they know what women are thinking about and what we want. Many stories are written by people who bring out their own opinions into characters sometimes.

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#5

Well Damn, Where Are All My Kids Then??

Well Damn, Where Are All My Kids Then??

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Angela Turrall
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6 months ago

But did she have a tiny purse in her vagina? Just big enough for her drivers license?

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#6

Let's Not Forget This Gem Either

Let's Not Forget This Gem Either

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago (edited)

Just imagine the reverse: "every hair in my beard becoming a tiny penis"

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However, it isn't all doom and gloom in the literary world. There are male writers who can write women well, too. "Terry Pratchett is wonderful, and I've yet to see a submission from Michael Crichton," Vondriska shared that she, like many of us, is a Pratchett fan.

Vondriska also pointed out that, in her opinion, the best writers are well-read. So she encouraged all of us to read more and (most importantly) read more widely.

"Pay attention to what you're reading, and who you're reading. You have to make sure your bookshelf isn't made up of just men. Add in some spice—some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, just because you were assigned a book in high school, doesn't mean its good!"

#7

Ugly Women Without Good Personalities Should Kill Themselves [rivers Of London By Ben Aaronovitch]

Ugly Women Without Good Personalities Should Kill Themselves [rivers Of London By Ben Aaronovitch]

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Vincent Philippart
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6 months ago (edited)

Jesus...

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#8

This Made My Breasts Frown

This Made My Breasts Frown

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Rowlie
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6 months ago

Lately my breasts only cry and sigh deeply. I miss all the smiling

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#9

That's Not How Any Of This Works

That's Not How Any Of This Works

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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#10

Unsurprisingly, The Book's Terrible Writing From A "Proclaimed" Writer Does Not End Here (The Wedding Plot, Jeffrey Eugenides)

Unsurprisingly, The Book's Terrible Writing From A "Proclaimed" Writer Does Not End Here (The Wedding Plot, Jeffrey Eugenides)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Boobs are testicles. They don't "withdraw" because there is muscle and a rib cage underneath and they are just mounds of fat and milk producing tissue. I feel like so many people here did not pay attention in health class. How can they be so clueless about the female body?

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#11

Male Authors Writing Women Are Actually Just Horror Stories And Here's Why

Male Authors Writing Women Are Actually Just Horror Stories And Here's Why

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Vincent Philippart
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6 months ago

She was "probably" molested?? How does that work?

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#12

Ah Yes, Exactly How I'd Describe Myself (The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson)

Ah Yes, Exactly How I'd Describe Myself (The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson)

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Theodore Theodora
Community Member
6 months ago

Woman: "I'm SO HOT omg." Dude: "Just like my dead wife." What?!

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#13

I'm Sorry, Her Breasts Do What

I'm Sorry, Her Breasts Do What

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

I've had more bras ripped to pieces that way

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#14

She's Eleven And Scared But Let's Talk About Her Nipples

She's Eleven And Scared But Let's Talk About Her Nipples

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

Stranger danger

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#15

This Whole Book Has Both My Eyes And My Boobs Rolling.

This Whole Book Has Both My Eyes And My Boobs Rolling.

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Squee
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6 months ago

H-how would you even...?

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#16

Be Horrified With The Rest Of Us

Be Horrified With The Rest Of Us

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Lord Mysticlaw
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6 months ago

Men like Conde should not be surprised that sexy women love other women, and he really should try to help that male chauvinism.

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#17

Breasts Totally Get Scared

Breasts Totally Get Scared

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Stephanie Did It
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6 months ago

My breasts are embarrassed by this.

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#18

The Count Of Monte Cristo- 1884

The Count Of Monte Cristo- 1884

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RaroaRaroa
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6 months ago

Poor old lady. :-D

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#19

Plz Put This On My Tombstone #submission (The Dogs, Scott Smith)

Plz Put This On My Tombstone #submission (The Dogs, Scott Smith)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Barbie doesn't have a vagina. Would anyone describe a man as " Bob- sweet, green eyed bob, with his short red hair, his musky skin and his Ken doll penis"?

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#20

*me To My Friend* Excuse Me, May I Please Borrow Your Eyeballs?

*me To My Friend* Excuse Me, May I Please Borrow Your Eyeballs?

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Bacony Cakes
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6 months ago

*brandishes ice cream scoop* Your eyeballs, please.

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#21

She Was Flesh And Blood, Not The 2D Woman He Was Used To Objectifying On Television, And For That She Was All The More Special (A Time On Earth, Vihelm Moberg)

She Was Flesh And Blood, Not The 2D Woman He Was Used To Objectifying On Television, And For That She Was All The More Special (A Time On Earth, Vihelm Moberg)

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
6 months ago

But no head, brain or mouth. How convenient!

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#22

Literally No Woman Would Ever Do This (Misterioso, Arne Dahl)

Literally No Woman Would Ever Do This (Misterioso, Arne Dahl)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Well she might if she wants him to go away. And since it appears he is creeping on her in her sleep that might be her goal. The bigger problem appears to be that he feels like he as a right to sex

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#23

Only Sluts Have Hairy Legs (The Things They Carried, Tim O'brien)

Only Sluts Have Hairy Legs (The Things They Carried, Tim O'brien)

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

dry sounds like she just needs to use more lotion. dry skin is horribly itchy

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#24

Thank God For The Bikini Wax.

Thank God For The Bikini Wax.

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Charlotte A.
Community Member
6 months ago

Since when do bruises make your body sexier?

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#25

Wish I Had Pillowy Breasts! Taken From Ben Fountain’s Brief Encounters With Che Guevara

Wish I Had Pillowy Breasts! Taken From Ben Fountain’s Brief Encounters With Che Guevara

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

I'm more concerned by the fact he seems to routinely check out boys' butts and uses that as the benchmark of sexy.

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#26

The Rest Reads “Dad Is Looking Like He Made A Better Decision Every Year”. What?!?

The Rest Reads “Dad Is Looking Like He Made A Better Decision Every Year”. What?!?

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

wow that is very Oedipal.

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#27

This Is A Totally Anatomically Normal Thing For Breasts To Do #submission (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, Philip Dick)

This Is A Totally Anatomically Normal Thing For Breasts To Do #submission (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, Philip Dick)

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

That nail....

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#28

#menwritingwomen No Wonder Some Of Them Think Our Breasts Stop Us From Doing Stuff If They Think We’re As Obsessed As They Are. We Can’t Get Away From Them. Oh Must Do This Important Thing But Wait!

#menwritingwomen No Wonder Some Of Them Think Our Breasts Stop Us From Doing Stuff If They Think We’re As Obsessed As They Are. We Can’t Get Away From Them. Oh Must Do This Important Thing But Wait!

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Well this seems to reinforce every ugly stereotype of men being sex crazed horndogs

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#29

'the Shining', By Stephen King. Its Always Breasts

'the Shining', By Stephen King. Its Always Breasts

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Bacony Cakes
Community Member
6 months ago

Your human disguise doesn't work when you're a goat.

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