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Here I am, in my office... pretending to work. Sigh. I would rant about my Ph.D. work and how nothing seems to be working, but that's not why you're here, is it? Well, I hope not, otherwise, you're just weird. Anyway! Let's try to keep on topic, shall we?
So my first post here did surprisingly well. I did not expect over 100,000 people to see it, but I guess life is just full of surprises. So I'm back with 32 new comics just for you lovely people! I would explain what they're about but I think you'll get the vibe once you read through them. I am hoping that you can read, well, I guess you can, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten this far into the article. Why do I keep going off-topic? Huh... probably lack of sleep... I woke up early for a speed awareness course and... off topic again! Can somebody please control me? Shake me by the shoulders, give me a good slap, and scream "Sakiki, stay on topic!"
I've decided to start a new paragraph, the previous one is just a mess, we can all agree on that. Just before I go on an extra-long lunch break, I'd like to quickly say thank you to everyone who puts up with these comics (and me) and that this is only the beginning of my journey here at Bored Panda. That should be enough text... I managed to kill 30mins writing this up. Lunch time!
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#1
The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess
Final score:
88points
Alexander Jacobs 3 years ago
whats goin on inside the animals minds: "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS!"
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#2
Reborn
Final score:
78points
Lorelei Herring 3 years ago
When I was a kid I was at family Christmas party and was complaining of my stomach hurting after people prayed I was playing with some train and I let out a fart and continue to say "I feel batter now!"
#3
Icu
Final score:
77points
#4
When Life Gives You Lemons
Final score:
72points
#5
How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps
Final score:
66points
#6
Dentists Be Like
Final score:
64points
Lynette Foxen 3 years ago
I go to the university dental school because in the USA dentists only have to accept a few medical assistance patients a year so there's never any openings and the 3 other clinics in my state are always booked for 6 months out. (You're welcome to camp out in the lobby from 8 am to 6 pm to see if someone cancels...) The good thing about students is that they're very gentle. The Bad thing is that every single time their teacher will come over and BRUTALLY check their work. I always end up bloody and Pissed! The last student I had was Completely licensed in Norway but had to start over here. She took one look and asked if I chew gum with Xylitol. I had tried a new natural gum recently but wasn't sure, then she said I had Halted cavities that had Stopped rotting. Turns out that Xylitol made from Birch Bark Actually Does Stop Tooth Rot! That's something companies that use aspartame keep secret, so check the ingredients of your gum, folks!! Xylitol comes in toothpaste and mouthwash too!!
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Why are you randomly capitalizing letters?
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#8
Asdf Inspo
Final score:
56points
#9
Squidward Really Is A Beauty
Final score:
53points
#10
Self Love Is Important Too
Final score:
52points
Ɔ~ã~Ⓡ~ș~Ȭ~ɴ 3 years ago
i wish i had some. instea i have depression! Life is reaaal fair
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#12
Line!
Final score:
49points
#13
They Forgot Me?
Final score:
49points
Pinkie is 3 years ago
Middle child issues no one listens to us they just ignore us and blame everything on us
CATMONSTER2018 3 years ago
im youngest out of 3, I get blamed for everything and the older 2 are perfect
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#14
Get It? Okay I'll Leave
Final score:
46points
#15
I Wasn't Expecting Such Pain
Final score:
45points
Polar_bear_lover 3 years ago
They are very funny, and the drawing style is adorable!
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#16
I'm Totally Shredded Dude
Final score:
44points
#17
That Shut Her Up
Final score:
44points
Ɔ~ã~Ⓡ~ș~Ȭ~ɴ 3 years ago
NOOO THE DOGGYYYYY :( also i think the comics cute, but NOOOO THE DOGGYYYY
#18
Poor Lil Rock
Final score:
42points
#19
Booooooo... Too Right
Final score:
41points
#20
So That Explains The Brain Damage
Final score:
40points
#21
Eww Puns
Final score:
40points
#22
3 Course Meal Right There
Final score:
40points
#23
That Shadow At Night
Final score:
40points
Alexander Jacobs 3 years ago
wait hol up the "claw" on the bottom right has spikes... when she turned on the light the spikes were gone wth-
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Sakiki is imagining the “monster” to be fierce and bloodthirsty and murderous. Hence, it has claws. When they turn on the light, it’s just laundry, and reality is revealed: it’s still a monster.
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Go On... Give Yourself A Gift
Final score:
39points
#25
Got This Idea From Spyro Haha
Final score:
39points
#26
1...2...zzzz
Final score:
34points
#27
Every Time!
Final score:
33points
Bitz_Please! 3 years ago (edited)
My name's Ryan. When I went to Schlotzki's one time, and they misunderstood me and put my name down as "BYRAN". Another time, I went to Einstein Bagles Co. and they typed it out as "RIYON". Like, REALLY? -__-
#28
Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes
Final score:
32points
#29
Can Never Have Enough Sugar
Final score:
30points
#30
Those Signs Do Be Accurate
Final score:
29points
DragonsCrushesCatsMe 3 years ago
Those little black guys will save her, don't worry (I hope that wasn't racist...)
#31
Free Hugs? Aww :(
Final score:
10points
#32
Well Well Well How The Turntables
Final score:
10points
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Why? They're stabby and they get stuck everywhere. Back when I lived in Texas, we had a hill that was completely covered in tumbleweeds. It was a nightmare to clear.
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Carla-Jodie Krampota 3 years ago
Thank you for these laughed my butt off literally I have no ass anymore.
Carla-Jodie Krampota 3 years ago
Thank you for these laughed my butt off literally I have no ass anymore.
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