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I'm Michael, and I draw 'Light Roast Comics'. Every now and then I will draw a comic that my mom would be particularly ashamed of. Here is the best of them.
If you're interested, here you can find my previous post! Also, you can find the rest of my comics on Instagram or Facebook, or anywhere else that mediocre webcomics are sold. Thanks for reading!
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#1
Getting The Last Word
Final score:
190points
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#2
Black Friday Plans
Final score:
186points
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
We leave the country at Thanksgiving. We literally get off the entire continent at that time of year.
Sharon Ingram 6 years ago
The reason it’s called Black Friday? You see the dark side of so many people’s souls. The true person inside. Don’t go!!
#3
Metal Detector
Final score:
182points
#4
Magic Word
Final score:
178points
Dani 6 years ago
Did anyone else just do their best to pronounce "zorœthrus?" And when it failed to summon a demon decide it was /definitely/ because they pronounced it wrong?
Jim Lindley 5 years ago
My ex son-in-law or my ex wife, either one would be summoned that way.
#5
Why Are We Like This
Final score:
157points
Sugar Latte 6 years ago
O i just realized! Good catch, and that’s a smart idea!!!
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trix 6 years ago
I'm an Olympic sleeper. My record is 37 hours non-stop (except for when I woke up to drink water, didn't even pee) after having to study for and take 8 finals.
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
I'm everything from an insomniac to sleeping 24 hours and anywhere in between
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#6
Revenge Is A Dish
Final score:
154points
FatBaby 6 years ago (edited)
Righhtttt!!! That's exactly how I feel when my brother will purposely bring more dishes right when I finish or am almost done.
Theamazingfrobo 6 years ago
If looks could kill my entire family would be dead by now, they always seem to have dishes that need to be washed right after I finish the last dish
#7
The Real Adult Store
Final score:
153points
Eric Mac Fadden 6 years ago
Mine gone buy cigarettes. Wonder when they come back.
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Jim Lindley 5 years ago
My shoulder is giving me fits, and all I can think of is I must have slept on it wrong.
#8
Good Snek
Final score:
151points
Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff) 6 years ago
"I would keep that snakes as a pet" and bankrupt the local morgue.
Lars Lasersson 6 years ago
I always wondered why they were called adders. All makes sense now.
#9
Captain Fabulous
Final score:
147points
Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago
*le gasp* yes! But only a small percent of them survive sadly...
Load More Replies... Plasma soldier 6 years ago
What does he do, with them.........wait, nevermind I just had a dark thought
#10
The Hardest Part Of Being An Artist
Final score:
129points
#11
Realistic High
Final score:
121points
Link 6 years ago
In my opinion, shows that do have main characters from high school kinda have to dramatize the show a little bit. If it was based after real high school, it be pretty boring to watch. The comic is pretty funny though.
OI Loi 6 years ago
Ikr. I remember when I was in highschool, I was super nervous because all the movies and books made it seem so scary. It actually wasn't that bad. The kids were pretty tame where I went.
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#12
Activityism
Final score:
114points
Kaisu 6 years ago
Many people nowadays would rather portray having an experience rather than having the experience.
TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
Ok this one's got me feeling a little guilty haha. XD I did my first 5k over the weekend and we definitely took lots of pictures and selfies. It was a fun experience and I enjoyed sharing it. *shrug* We're only human.
Sugar Latte 6 years ago
I was volunteering at a 5K, and I was giving out water for those at the finish line. Almost everyone is fine with the race at this point. Then, this one woman, walking herself, is recording and talking to her phone......casually crosses the finish line and picks up a cup of water without speaking to us. Still on her phone. Like seriously?!?
TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
I made sure thank all of the volunteers that offered us water. They don't have to do this and it was very nice of them.
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Doctors Hate This Simple Product!
Final score:
114points
Liam Walsh 6 years ago
Someone was moaning to me about getting old once and I pointed out that it was better than the alternative. He didn't know what the alternative was.... it's death fella, death.
Jennifer Gould 6 years ago
Exactly why I cringe when I hear a parent say "I don't want my children to grow up"
Demon Razgriz 5 years ago
Wait but they used it before paying for it?? And even if they paid with their life what happens to the other 50%
#14
Opinion Aided
Final score:
111points
thepotatogirl 6 years ago
Exactly! Like I heard that the Lego Movie 2 flopped, but I actually LOVED it!!!
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Katharine Lancaster 6 years ago
And that’s why I don’t ask other people about books. I just read whatever catches my eye. Sometimes they’re bombs, sometimes they’re awesome. But they’re all adventures that I’m glad I took.
#15
Get Those Summer Bods Ready
Final score:
108points
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
Its a body bag shes holding in the last frame. The lady in pink asked her if she was gettiong her summer body ready, she said shes going to bury it in the forest
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#16
Come On Lucas
Final score:
90points
fainasKeturatis 6 years ago
I always wonder why you, Americans, like stuff like the stuff so freely and openly.
#17
Cursed Realm
Final score:
89points
Anggi Angkasa 6 years ago
Ah dont forget Every toilets you want to sit on, will always have a drip of someone else p**s
Colin Leetham 6 years ago
Demon: From now on ... people will ignore obvious signs that your leaders are racist and sex criminals. Us: ...yep. We have that. D: Dammit, I'm out.
#18
Mental Health Awareness
Final score:
89points
Benjamin Boysley 6 years ago
When people refer to "awareness" it's usually about the details of it, e.g. symptoms, causes, consequences etc. but because awareness is a broad term he's just checking people are aware mental health exists, which everyone has heard of it at some point.
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Looking For Someone Who Can Support Me
Final score:
89points
#20
The Taste You Can Sniff
Final score:
86points
Collin Edward 5 years ago
See, that is where we differ. I am now eating it non-stop.
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Neal Evans 6 years ago
I guy I went to school with had a friend with a surname of Harris. True story.
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#21
Bad Cop
Final score:
83points
#22
Water Boy
Final score:
76points
K. LNU 6 years ago
Was the author military? That is their solution... drink water and take 800mg of Motrin (aka Vitamin M). ;)
Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
800 Motrin was called "Ranger Candy" in the 25th.
Load More Replies... Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
"I'm dying.." "hErE hAvE sOmE wAtEr" "JEREMY IM DYING I DONT NEED WATER I NEED A FREAKING HOSPITAL"
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Probably work for the headache as they can be caused by mild dehydration.
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
So silly. Should have gone with thoughts and prayers instead. In general just as helpful and no need for a glass.
#23
Uncle Gene's Magic Trick
Final score:
75points
#24
Waiting For The Real World
Final score:
70points
Sugar Latte 6 years ago
When the teacher said “wait until you get into the real world”, she meant the stress of adult life. However, the boy and his brother misunderstand and believe they are in a simulation (similar to virtual reality). They then believe that their parents are actually alive (as you can see the parents gravestones in the last panel), and the parents who died are fake.
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#25
He's A Grim Keeper
Final score:
70points
#27
The Ancient Code
Final score:
66points
#28
Friends With Benefits
Final score:
64points
#29
Attack Of The Hoard
Final score:
53points
Christle Howard 6 years ago
Sulfer Dragons are nothing compared to the horrid dogs that will lick you to death!
#30
Soccer Power Levels
Final score:
53points
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yoyo3841 6 years ago
"I’m An American Living In Germany Who Draws Funny Yet Dark Comics (New Pics)" These comics aren't dark, not even close
Tiari 6 years ago
You‘re neither German nor do you know any Germans, don‘t you?
Load More Replies... yoyo3841 6 years ago
"I’m An American Living In Germany Who Draws Funny Yet Dark Comics (New Pics)" These comics aren't dark, not even close
Tiari 6 years ago
You‘re neither German nor do you know any Germans, don‘t you?
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