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With the oldest millennials turning 40 this year, our Capri-sun and Harry Potter-fueled generation is officially turning into uncles and aunts. And although it’s hard (and honestly painful to wrap our head around) how little behind we are from boomers, the reality hits and sends you a cold shower—you’re no kid anymore.

So it’s time to reflect on our millennial childhood, which was basically just as surreal and somewhat hyperreal as playing The Sims for the first time. Being the first generation to grow up in the internet age, there were many weird things about the ways we were raised by our parents.

“Millennials of Reddit, what lie were you told growing up?” someone asked on r/AskReddit, sparking a hilarious and all too relatable thread on the level of absurdity we endured. Interestingly, some of the lies will surely hit close to home to kids from latter gens, proving that it may not be about the generation per se, but rather about the fundamental divide between children and parents.

#1

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Money doesn’t buy happiness. Sorry folks. But in the world I’m currently living in, it absolutely does.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would certainly make life less stressful.

V 2000
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i read once "money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy sh*t"

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Giulia Fortunati
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed that only people who naver had any real money problems say that!

Troux
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember a study (around ~2010) that found a salary of about $80,000 per person in the US was the ceiling for money which buys happiness. This is enough to eliminate worry from the average person's life - you can live in a safe area, you can send kids to a decent school, you can afford a reliable car, you can financially survive surprises like injury or illness, etc. Below that, those worries would dominate your life. Above that is entering into a game (capitalism) that is an endless chase and competition as people tend to spend the excess on things they don't need but will endlessly want. Food for thought.

ben woskje
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Money buys time... (as has been accurately pointed out elsewhere on bored panda) Money buys the ability to choose between a shitty job or being able to take some time off to find a better one... money buys the ability to seek timely healthcare (even in countries with good reasonable health systems, such as Aus - money can still help speed things along) etc... soit makes a huge difference... it doesn't buy happiness, it gives you significantly more chance at happiness though.

Mazer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may never buy happiness for some, and having lived in a highly affluent part of the world, I can honestly say the super rich (not my family) and the super poor (my family) struggled the most. Middle class families did the best.

Kona Pake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, just asked Ethan Couch.

Valisbourne Spiritforge
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't think of a single problem I have that money wouldn't make go away.

Sum Guy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If i had money.... i'd be very happy

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    #2

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable America is the best. It turns out we are ok in many things, but not the best, and in many areas we are not even ok.

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    Thundercuss
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as being able to learn and accept the truth about oneself is vital to growth and understanding, the same is true for one's own country. Too many rabid so called "patriots" view any criticism or condemnation as anti-American. You can't make anything better until you admit what is wrong.

    J P
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    4 years ago

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    Yep, applies to every country—in fact, more so to other countries than the US.

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    Rez Fidel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a german (since we f****d up big time once..or twice..or...) i never understood this lack of criticism for your onwn country. As well as the belive in the myth of the "american dream". Total brainwash if you ask me...dangerous one too. I mean i love my country for a lot of things (free healthcare, free universities, KURZARBEIT!, strict gun laws) and i am really happy to be born here by coinsidence. Would say its a jackpot win. cheers.

    Linny H
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    4 years ago

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    You think that the US suffers from a lack of criticism from its citizens? Have you watched our news? Have you even read the comments to this post? I think America hating Americans are who define us these days.

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    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the free, home of the excessive student and medical debt.

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know why America feels the need to compare itself with every other country. Sure, you can be "the best" at some things but a blanket "we're the greatest" is just embarrassing.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think probably the best at entertainment? They are quite amusing, I have to admit.

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    Xavier Accorsi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m french and as a child/teen, I was pretty obsessed with US like «best country, best people, so much glitter etc… ». Then I grew up, Europe isn’t THAT bad and USA is a shitty country

    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we'd learn to emulate other countries' successful practises. Germany's education system springs to mind, where part of the process is to help school kids find their path toward either university or trade school (bear in mind tradespeople are highly valued in most of Europe).

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    #3

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Guess what Mrs. Diaz, I have a portable computer with access to the internet that fits in the palm of my hand.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on a minute, i’ve got to figure out what 9×3 is.

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OTOH, being able to do math mentally is still a GREAT skill. (I can't tell you how many times i've told people with calculators, "No, that doesn't sound right" ... and it wasn't)

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's on the operator not on the device. Garbage in, Garbage out.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this a millennial thing? I am a 60 yr old boomer and we were the 1st kids to be told this b/c hand held calculators were invented in the 1960s by Texas Instruments and we all ran out and got one and were told we couldn't use them in school.

    Irishwoman abroad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still makes life much easier when you can do basic arithmetic in your head. I knew a waitress who couldn't figure out what her tip was when I told her to keep the change from a 10 euro note - the charge was 7.50 so we're not exactly talking weird amounts here! She ended up giving me back my change (counted out, painstakingly in front of 3 embarrassed adults, including her mum), as it's "just easier that way". So she missed out on a decent tip because she couldn't subtract from 10.

    Kosh1k
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be petty, but I don't think you should make assumptions about her skills - Having worked as a waitress I can say that literally everyone might have trouble doing even basic arithmetic after a busy 9 hour shift (Being tired does things to you).

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    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hey, here's an idea: learn the times tables. Learn to add, subtract, multiply and divide with a pencil and piece of paper.

    Russian Otaku
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even afore the phone was a major thing I showed my casio watch to which ever teacher spoke such bullshit

    Vig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most teachers didn’t know back then how smart phones would get. Unless they are still saying this now, then gtfo.

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    #4

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable You need to define yourself by your job. I wasn't told this directly but we live in a culture of dream jobs or people asking "what's your job" when they meet you. My work is cool but it's just work. My hobbies are what I define myself around.

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    White Paper Tsuru
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky me. I was raised knowing that "Some people live to work and some people work to live. There's nothing wrong with either as long as you choose it and know it." My mom is and was a wise person.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky enough my work and hobbies coincide in a way that is fun, not soul sucking.

    Ece Cenker
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fist jobs was with an architect at whose office I was working six full days a week. When he heard that I was taking Italian lessons on the seventh day, he lectured me about how architecture must fill the entirety of an architect's life. Only a year later I wasn't working for him any more. By now I heardly work as an architect. But I did end up studying a year in Italy and still know and enjoy the Italian language.

    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is spot on. After I retired medically, I my world was shattered. I didn't know who I was. I got divorced so my identity of being a wife and the career girl no longer existed. My financial life fell apart. I had a huge breakdown. I'm better now and know who I am. You have to define yourself by who you are, not what you do.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugs. It can be devastating. I always considered myself a biologist (while studying and working). I feel that I am nobody without a job.

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Culture thing. We do not ask about jobs, or money, or religion, or political views…

    Buren
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider that as invasive

    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hard to move away from this when we spend most of our day working. This will change when we work to live and not live to work. I don’t know who came up with the idea that we need to work 5 days a week to survive, but it’s pretty bad.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never ask people what they do for a living. It's like asking how much they make. There are so many jobs other people consider embarrassing, shameful, undignified, not skilled enough that a lot of people either generalize it or don't want to say at all because they know they'll get made fun of and that is not a fun social interaction. It's no one's business.

    Danjal Jannik TIndholm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, and "have you met someone/are you seeing someone?". Well, guess what, my worth as a person is not dependant on what job I have/if I have a job, and whether or not I'm single.

    ric carter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had many jobs in vastly different careers. Thus am I multi-defined. Groovy!

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    #5

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Be loyal to your company. They'll take care of you. Also, follow your dreams, get a house with a yard, and you'll be able to retire.

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    Sheena Catalina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like experiencing a lot of different places. I've already had more jobs than my mum.

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely don't take care of you. They will replace you in a millisecond.

    Chef Latte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this may sound bad, but if I can be my own boss, run my own company, etc, I might not want to retire. My plan is to work my entire life on things I WANT to work on, and during the time I am supposed to retire, I want to form a media company.

    LakeMonster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the company won't necessarily take care of you. Some may, some may not, and it can vary by situation. Understand and insist that the employer-employee relationship should be mutually beneficial, and if it is not. make preparations and move on.

    Heather G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the military and this still doesn't count. Take care of yourself. Your company doesn't need your loyalty.

    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do agree about buying a house. I think what most people do is buy a house where the budget isn't realistic. Buy modest and even an extra payment a year, you will pay off the mortgage much quicker. Also, if you have a partner, buy a home that if one of you is taken ill or loses their job, the other can handle the monthly finances. Each child DOESN'T have to have their own bedroom. Personally, I purchased my home because I could not afford the skyrocketing rents. Plus, if I ever had to go into a senior home, at least I could sell my home to afford the housing. I never wanted to couch surf or be a burden to my family.

    Allan Breum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be loyal to you company, IF they are loyal to you.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been 30+ years with the company as are quite a lot of other workers. It all depends on the company and the country you live in.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Times have changed. These things were true once.

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    #6

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "You'll regret spending so much time on that computer when you're older" Nope.

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably will regret everything when I am older

    Eucritta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been finding I regret less the older I get. I regretted a fair number of things at 40. At 60-odd, eh.

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting for that to happen…. And still doing it too

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read thousands of books, seen countless hours of tv, spend ages playing computer games. Enjoyed it while doing it, why would I ever regret it?

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 50 and currently replaying Fallout 3 on PC so nope. :) fallout-3g...378aff.gif fallout-3g-6197610378aff.gif

    Anonymous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer Engineers: ...............I get money for that......

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched so much TV growing up. SO. MUCH. No regrets.

    Vig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol and these are the same people who would call us to open an attachment, or if their computers are dead because they opened one themselves.

    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That computer is responsible for the home I live in, the food on my table, and the car I drive. OK, Boomer."

    Hańka
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, when you're older.

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    #7

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That going to college meant you could get a job

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    Bandm Patt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be lovely if going to college was something one did simply because they desired higher learning? I'm Gen X and couldn't afford college so I started working right out of high school. After working my way up, I have the same high paying, mostly satisfying job as many, many uni graduates but I don't have any of that degree debt. While I don't have regrets per se, if I could do it all over again, I'd have chosen a trade. Electricians will ALWAYS be needed! ;)

    Cherries and Lace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one COULD do simply for education. Everything in American culture has to be able to be monetized or it is dismissed as unimportant.

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    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what you are studying. STEM graduates still have a pretty good chance to get a well-paying job.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. STEM stabds for Science Tech Engineering and math. Yeah tech jobs might still be abundant but trying to find a job as a biologist, pharmacist, chemist, mathematician... Its almost impossible to jave a job in science.

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    Steven Burns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your degree and on the college. If you have Major in Gender Studies from Community College, don't act so surprised if you end up flipping burgers

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a majoy lie that sexist people spread in order to blame unemployed women. Most of my friends and relatives studied economy, nursing, medicine, biology, maths.... ALL of them had big trouble finding a job.

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    NoneYa41
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worked for me just fine...so...

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can, it may not be a good job in the field you want tho

    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that trade schools are for losers.

    Nicholas Kramer
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government should rank colleges by job placement and income after graduation. Those that do well get increased funding. We don't need to be funding colleges with giant athletic programs that do nothing but provide Saturday background noise on TV. High school is over. It's time to learn actual skills.

    Linda Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents said they would pay for my college. I don't know why I believed them. It wasn't true.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to college to do something that interested me, not for a job. The job was a side-effect of networking and making friends.

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    #8

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Everyone in here is forgetting that WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLYING CARS BY NOW!

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was always deeply disappointed we didn't have flying cars like he was promised in the 1950s.

    GenericPanda09
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, they were already late when I grew up in the 70s.... same with robot butlers.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not have sufficient faith in my fellow motorists. We're currently struggling with navigating in two dimensions, no need to go vertical!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure there will be a need for vehicle to vehicle communication and auto piloting. If you take example of 5th element movie. There are cars flying in perfect grids on different heights. Mayhem only starts after human takes over of the car. Result: BOOM …. BIG BADA BOOM...

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have flying cars, but they are not in common use. The problem is not in having them, but the widescale implementation. In years past, they did not take into account the problems having millions of travelers being airborne would create. We have far too many wrecks on the ground, taking it vertical at our current level of tech would only increase the body count. Consider: a car loses power, plunging into the programmed lane paths below it, taking down and entangling several cars on its descent until they all smash into the ground. Given that the cars would have to be built light to fly with any kind of efficiency, everyone would likely die in either the initial impact, or the impact of hitting the ground. Also consider that strong winds would cause each individual car to drift, and given its size and engine power, would be difficult to keep all cars in their "lane", if at all.

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TERRAIN, PULL UP, TERRAIN, PULL UP, TERRAIN, PULL UP, EJECT, EJECT, EJECT...

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    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how badly people drive, that's probably a good thing. Last thing we need is shitty traffic and a crapton of road rage and vehicular homicide in ALL THREE DIMENSIONS.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn’t happen anyway. And flying small aircraft in three dimensions is already too much for most people .

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do. They actually exist. But they are hopelessly impractical at the moment. Much like the first mobile phones.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying cars exist. They are called helicopters.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …. Helicopters. That’s what you are going with? Not even autonomous taxis? Those are most likely to come into production first.

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    sxnshine--
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about it though, cars are just a form of transportation, planes fly and are a form of transportation... they also both have wheels. I believe planes are flying cars :)

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I would argue that except that I think that between the cost and education for even a PPL and say a cub, the difference is to great to compare to cars.

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    Eucritta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, by now we should have teleportation devices.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but how does it work? Does it disassemble you and send your atoms at light speed across the universe, OR , does it copy your layout, transmit the plan to a remote copier that duplicates your layout with new molecules, and then disintergrate the original? In the first case, you are destroyed and reassembled (you die). In the second case, you're just copied and your original destroyed (you die).

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physics. First you would need enough energy production, and storage capabilities, next engines which can use it efficiently. Safety and environment shouldn’t be ignored either. Imagine a flying car, with the energy potential of TNT and every sane or insane was allowed to fly it? Next think about flying 100 meters above and suddenly the engines fails? I see why we don’t have them yet and also why they don’t really persue this concept.

    Shane S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id settle for self driving cars. No more drunk drivers!

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    #9

    Being a good, ethical person will unlock doors. I only become a stepping stone for others.

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    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is SOME truth to it, and it DOES have its advantages, but it also means you're a doormat at other times. I still don't regret it, but it can be hard.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I learned to be polite and very humble; it just means that people treats me as a doornat. Work hard and do your best at work? Coworkers either abuse you or hate you for doing a better job.

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea...no. Stepping stone or stopping stone is your life now. But, if you find people like you, and if you are true to yourself, you might still be happy and sleep better than all those lying, betraying, awful people. Or so I tell myself.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral fibre is something you carry with you. Some will recognize and appreciate your decency (such as the person who agrees to marry you and the employer who values you), others will attempt to take advantage.

    Kaycee Friend
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you are not in the right place.

    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. Hate that other peoples irresponsibility affects me.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched many people break all the rules and do things without thinking and they made it right past me. Absolutely pissed me right the f**k off.

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    #10

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That some dude is gonna walk up to me and offer me free drugs. WHERE THE [HELL] ARE MY FREE DRUGS GOD DAMMIT

    PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS , GRAS GRÜN Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been waiting for that guy since I was 12, and only met him once ... on one of those techo-parades that were popular in the nineties, he was high as a kite'S kite and gave me and a friend a handful of pills. We didn't dare to try them and just handed them to someone we didn't know.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closest I got was counterfeit contact lenses. At 3am. In Rochester NY. What the hell are counterfeit contact lenses???

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him you won’t take one until he pops one.

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you went to some shtty parties. Did everybody just hang out in different corners by themselves?

    Moodles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA :D AND WHERE ARE MINE?!

    Higgleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at a psytrance party had a little wooden velvet lined box full of mushrooms. That was a fun night :)

    Ally R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the many many "Say no to drugs" videos I watched at school, I've never been offered them. I ended up going to Amsterdam to actually try weed and see what the fuss was about.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that happen. I don't do it though.

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    #11

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Most people on the internet are dangerous weirdos!" Most people on the internet are really ordinary people.

    CDranzer , Avi Richards Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I'd argue that a lot of "ordinary people" behave quite weirdly on the internet. People do weird things from the other side of a screen. Sure, there are great communities on the internet of like-minded people with niche interests. It becomes a dangerous problem when those "niche interests" are conspiracy theories, Qanon, and/or anti-vaxxer rhetoric. Even ignoring actual internet predators, there's a grain of truth to this statement.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made a valid point. There are always the good or bad things in our everyday uses

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    David Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Watch out for those weirdos!" "We are the weirdos, Mister" ~The Craft

    Stefan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But aren't ordinary people dangerous weirdos ?

    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the logical conclusion.

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    sxnshine--
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to think everyone is a dangerous weirdo on the internet because there are a good handful of them on the internet. If you are offered a bag of chocolate cookies but was told some are poo, you're going to be wary of the whole bag.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose name is Anonymous. So, tell me he isn’t a weirdo!

    FruityTootsieRoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents think that everyone on the internet that isnt me or my friends is a sweaty 40 year old man that lives in his parents basement.

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. My army of grasshoppers seems to agree too. But who knows, they might be happy because I just bought them new uniforms.

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an ordinary person but I'm also definitely a weirdo and I'm clumsy as all hell so maybe I'm dangerous too? lmao

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that is quite true

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    #12

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "It will all make sense when you're older." [Screw] that, everything makes even less sense. Now I'm older and expected to be independent and STILL don't understand half the sh*t I need to accomplish that successfully.

    UppityDragon , Jason Strull Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all makes sense, but that doesn't mean it's sensible.

    Judo Flipped By Nobody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got a song stuck in my mind. Anyone else seen frozen two?

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learn something new every single day of my life. I love it. Is being grown easy? HELL NO. But I wouldn't trade it for being a child again.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told all my life by my upper class, racist, homophobic, right-wing, child-beating, bigoted family that I would grow out of all my immature, unrealistic, stupid left-wing, egalitarian ideas. I didn't.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation "you are young and I am old, so you are wrong and I am right".

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was highly disappointed when I became an adult and realize that I really don’t know much. I think most of us just fake right through it. I can’t believe how much I believed in adults when I was a child. They were probably just as clueless.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didnt get it yet it seems. It makes sense that it doesn’t make sense It makes sense since you yourself give and decide what makes sense to you. It makes sense that you have to get up and direct your own life. It makes sense that you have to learn and understand yourself what you have to do to understand it... Is it fair? No. Should alot have been taught in school? I sure think/wish it should.

    J P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like the pseudoscience behind transgenders. Wtf?

    Raptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen someone miss the point so *pardon*ing badly

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    #13

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I was told that sex was a reward gifted by women to be bestowed upon deserving men. Growing up it was awkward (and incredibly embarrassing) to understand that women can enjoy and want sex just as much as men.

    Zebuzephyr , Spencer Davis Report

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that guys would have sex with women even when they think women cant enjoy it makes me very uncomfortable

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stupid society we went through

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all types of f****d up... if your not both enjoying it... well... thats a problem!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its because 90% of my (outrageously large) family are women, but I was always bought up to treat women the same men, and when it came to sex the only rules were 'be safe and only do what each of you are comfortable with' and 'don't be selfish (if ya know what I mean)'.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up watching all those stupid shows on tv where the men always seems to be begging for sex. It’s been passing for comedy for such a long time, when in reality it’s just pathetic and sad. We’ve been influenced a lot more than we think.

    Rhonda Wandler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in my sixties. When I was growing up we were told we were a s**t if we liked sex (or had it bf marriage). Try to undo that scornful image.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest and real sex education is so important.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as it's consensual f**k all you want. Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with your life.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why i woulda did high school SOOOO much worse

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is mentality makes guys keep pushing, you are suppose to win her over with effort...you don't have to jump through hoops to be rewarded with sex. but for some (men and woman) that's what they are suppose to do

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    #14

    "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"

    Mochiko_Ferret Report

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Those broken bones heal up well enough. Still in counselling for some of those words...

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that you were hurt <3 I hope it's getting easier

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    Simzabandz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    them words cut like a knife on the throat...

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take sticks and stones before nasty, hurtful words anytime. Physical pain you can get over, but nasty words stick with you forever.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken bone took a few weeks to heal... I was in need of therapy for months then I got the most robotic therapist ever who proceeded to tell me that I was way to skinny and that I must not be eatin.... I am a teenage girl. I got told to kill myself. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO F*****G HELP AND INSTEAD SHE MADE ME SCARED TO GET HELP SO NO BITCH THE WORDS DO MORE DAMAGE

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry. In my experience most theraoists are lousy and have no empathy

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was always chanted to those being bullied by teachers and those kids who you could tell were on the verge of crying.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B. S. again. Really hurt my hand when I punched him.

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I saw online not too long ago: The tongue doesn't have any bones but it's strong enough to break some.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point is probably that we can choose to ignore hurtful things people say, particularly if the source of those words is an idiot.

    Judo Flipped By Nobody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somone tells me that im throwing a dictonary at their head.

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    #15

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That if I don't have my life figured out by the time I'm 25 then I have some serious problems.

    Smigg_e , Joshua Rawson-Harris Report

    Darko Pešić
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait untill you are 30+... Still figuring s**t out, cant really get engaged with a girl that i adore with every single molecule in my body becouse we cant afford to live togehter yet (she is currently uneployed), prices are waay up in my country, taxes are nightmare, paychek is the same for the past 5 years (barely to survive ffs), was told that if i study ill get awesome job LOOOL, politics is everything here - cant even say a word against the ruling party. Average person is f****d, i get deppresed for playing a video game before bed becouse i feel like i am not working that hour, i am wasting time doing something i enjoy and something that helps me cope with reality...

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I havnt even played a video game in years for the sole fact that I feel like I shouldnt be.....wtf

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said it before but, My Grandad (87yo) still says, 'I haven't decided what I want to do when I grow up!'.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, you won't have it figured out in your 30s. And that's okay.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your 20s are for figuring out who/what/how you want to be

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were for partying, taking drugs, and being an idiot?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 is barely adulthood. That's when you vaguely start getting your stuff together.

    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 59 and still haven't worked it out

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pft, over 40 and still have no idea.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax. Be gentle but persistent. There’s no real rush as long as you’ve figured out your general direction.

    Raena Celis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.....I'm 40, and still trying to figure sh*t out

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    #16

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable All guys will only want sex from you *all the time. Turns out that kind of thinking is harmful to a young woman's sexual-psychological development. *Edit to add/specify that this also includes the idea that men are always "ready" to have sex at a moment's notice, and if they aren't, it obviously means there's something wrong with you (or them) or they're cheating (ridiculous, just because it's anecdotally true for some doesn't mean it's a certainty).

    RogueLotus , Tibor Pápai Report

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS!!!! I have absolutely internalized this! It's to the point where even if a guy I'm in a committed relationship with says he DOESN'T want standard sex (which I physically can't do without extreme pain) I can't believe him and I know I'm letting him down sexually. He can't possibly be happy/fulfilled with our relationship as a whole if he's not getting penis/vagina sex.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, or when you kinda don't want to have sex but you do it anyway because otherwise they'll get bored with you and leave you because you're that girlfriend that doesn't want to have sex

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want sex all the time. I certainly don't want it with any random/passing stranger or "hot chick". I may even have off days where I don't preform as well as I'd like to. It has nothing to do with my commitment to my partner or her attractiveness. And she certainly doesn't OWE me anything, sexually speaking.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told this by most of the guys I've come across, and the ol' "All guys are the same. If they act nice it's just because they want to get in your pants." and the horrifying "If you're not putting out for him then there are other ways you need to satisfy his horniness. Either way, you have to." This has been said all by my ex and his freak friends.

    Itsalinday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! Even some men have internalized this, messing up their views on intimacy and confusing wanting to be intimate with wanting sex.. This results in weird dynamics between millennial men and women.. It's annoying.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is, sometimes we (men) are not in the mood, or are too tired, or have a headache. Sure, if you start fooling around you might 'get things going' but it's only going to affect our performance and mood. It doesn't mean we don't think you are attractive or sexy, it's just not the right time for us. It's the same as you doing it when you don't fancy it just to please us.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is easy to say "guys only want sex", that way they don't have to think that guys might have valid feelings for someone, that don't revolve around sex. that would make things more complicated...people don't like complicated

    Cherries and Lace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This line of thinking has led to excuses for infidelity by men, and worse perpetuates the idea what women cannot rape men.

    Rachael Sampson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's the idea that men are incapable of falling in love with a woman and ONLY likes us for our bodies. That type of thinking is so gross.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much true. But it still surprises me when and which men actually do want sex from women where there isn't a slightest hint of that. But yeah, that's life.

    J P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex is important but not the only thing — even for men.

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    #17

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable So many movies growing up have people going to college, finishing at like 21, and already being engaged and married immediately after. Then within like 2 years of working they're already buying a house with like 3 kids by 25. Like Jesus Christ I'm 26 and just got engaged, only now getting a career in my field, and I'm still living at my parents after living away for like a year. Everything's just so damn expensive and there's just no money to be found. I can't imagine raising kids yet.

    lemonylol , Hassan Vakil Report

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much more normal timeframe in Europe. All of it.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. In Spain unemployment is so bad and rent is so expensive that living with your parents until your late 20s is vasically the norm

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    Pieter Martens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only" 26 and just now getting a career? Luckier than most...

    Cherries and Lace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is less an intentional lie about reality and more the fact that previous generations COULD do that and then f***ed it up for the rest of us

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still driving around the waste lands of the Australian outback searching for guzzolene while avoiding rabid biker entanglements like depicted in Mad Max movies.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movies?? Comparing ones life to a movie is useless, unless you are an exotic creature and David Attenborough made the film

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......im 30 and have done none of this sooooooooo

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you described at first is not real life anymore. Things have changed drastically. If you still can accomplish all those things at such a young age, you must be the luckiest person alive. It simply doesn’t happen anymore.

    Tim Fountain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always been that way. When I was 26 I purchased my first apartment,. This was in the early '90's. The interest rate was 14% and was nearly 40% of my monthly salary. When I had to sell the apartment I lost $30k. It was a big hole to dig out of. To sell that apartment and buy a house I had to 'find' $60k. I saved like hell. My point is it wasn't always easier 'back then'.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Longer life expectancy? If we're (probably) going to live to be 80 or 90, what's the rush?

    CJ Bovee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just do you. To hell with what others think.

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    #18

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Student loans are normal, don't be afraid to go into debt for that out of state graduate degree"

    Drunkpostsbyme , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In consumer math class we were actually told there is "good debt" and "bad debt". I now see it all as just debt that can cripple you for life.

    Nicholas Kramer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is good debt if the return on investment is high enough. However, what is uncertain is your future return. Also, if you are rich enough you can get as many loans as you want at a very low interest rate. Your investment income will be higher so you use that to pay off your debt. This right here is why we need to tax wealth and not income.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B. S.! You’ll be better off and debt-free working as a plumber or an electrician.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go get your degree in Europe where it's usually free? Oh, because of COMMUNISM

    Kines Tezja
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the most of US students don't study abroad? It's free in many countries.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually good debt; your home and your car unless you way over budgeted. Again, be modest with your purchases; buy what you can truly afford.

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super f****d up system...! "Screaming in german"

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I owe my parents the whole world for the fact that I went to college for 6 years and have no student loans. It makes me want to work that much harder to give that future to my kids as well. I

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then spend your entire lifetime paying back the f*ck*n loan, retire having lived your whole life after under debt... those sh*ttty lil 1% of the rich have it nicer, and this is all for them to keep having it nicer..

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say I got paid to do my out of state grad degree. Plenty of programs have funding, more so than undergrad

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get funding if you are either a star athlete or an all-A student... not everyone is that good.

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    #19

    That the government represented the views of the people.

    panken Report

    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me another one. Didn't realise this was for satire posts

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up through the 70s and 80s with this fallacious s**t, which was taught to my parents in the 50s and 60s, and they never f*****g questioned it. They just passed it on to me. I assure you, I did not pass on that s**t to my children anymore than I did some ridiculous fantasy regarding a man in a red suit who gives s**t away in December.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that the government cares for their citizens. And taxes are to support the social system. Lol. I have been paying taxes all my working years, my parents have paid high taxes all their life, my partner pays an insane ammount of taxes. Because "we need to contribute to help others". But now that I am disabled or that my father is too ill to work we wont get a f*****g cent. I got threatened with deportation in belgium just for asking if i could get help (economically or otherwise). I cant get the nationality because I cant work; so i will never have the same rights as a normal cotizen. All for being ill. But yet my partner still must pay almost half his salary in taxes. I used to be a convinced socialist. But i learned that all governments care about is money. And that is you are too ill to work you are seen as a parasite that deserves no help.

    Nicholas Kramer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that they use the word "entitlements". I paid into it so it is mine, I earned it. Otherwise, give me my money back with interest.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parliament does, and only in a proportionnaly representative system.

    BoopBoop
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's actually true. Most of the people who vote are idiots and a huge chunk of the population doesn't even bother to do that. In a democracy, the people kind of get the government they deserve.

    Nooberton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the majority of people wanted trump in 2016 that’s just the way it is

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, majority of individuals didn't wanted tDump but majority of electoral collage votes did. Trump won with less votes. If US election were to be a real election instead couple folks picking whos next president neither Bush jr nor tDump would have won. https://www.270towin.com/2016_Election/

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    #20

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable In Finland, we were told that once the big age group born after WWII retires, there will be jobs everywhere, for everyone. That didn't happen. The number of open positions has remained stagnant for ten years while the unemployment rate is rising.

    ryijy , Jonathan Rados Report

    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a problem with Boomers not retiring, not downsizing, not sharing leadership positions, etc. It's tough -- tough for both Boomers and Millenials. It's tough that in a lot of places, Boomers don't have the savings or social support network to be able to retire. It's tough that so many are caring for adult children who can't afford to live on their own. It's also tough that in many places, Millennials are being effectively barred from home ownership, political power, and good careers because the Boomers in those positions won't or can't step back.

    Anonymous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone ever consider Gen X in these theories? We exist too

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    Fabian Meresse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being told the same lie while 17! Boomers are slowly retiring at my workplace, but not everyone is replaced, and then people replacing the retired one never get the same salary and qualification levels!

    yellowphantom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they often did not choose to "retire"; they were forced out because they made too much money and of course the owner isn't going to pay someone new the same thing because that was the point.

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    Evil Little Thing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty-five years ago I read a study about generational savings habits. Unsurprisingly, Boomers saved the lowest percentage of their income out of all the adult generations. Also, unlike the Silent and Greatest generations, Boomers largely weren't planning to gift their generational wealth to their children, but were planning to spend it all before they died. Which is probably why so many of them can't afford to retire - they didn't save enough to support their lifestyles and they aren't willing to downgrade.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand that. My in laws are like this; they got their house extremely cheap because my mil dad sold it to her at a ridiculous price. But they decided that nobody helped them (really?) and that their kids will never ger a cent of inheritance. They recently inherited min 100k, are retired, no loan and plenty of savings. Me and my partner are having a rough time and they wont give him a f*****g cent. I hope that they dont expect him to pay for their retirement home or to come live with us. Because thats not going to happen. I cant understand it. My parents are very messed up but one thing that they are amazing in is generosity. They consider that there is no "their" money, but "family money" so if they for example sell my grandmas house (they are alive but lets say so) they would divide the money between the four of us.

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    Linda Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that Boomers were also known as "The Me Generation". Laws in the US had to be made to protect children from being left alone. The parents left for work without caring how, or if, their children got to elementary school. Then the children came home to an empty house, letting themselves in via the house key worn around their necks. Then some of our parents went out for happy hour after work. The only meal lots of us had was lunch at school. Remember the Latch Key Kids? We are now known as Gen X.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really having a lot of trouble figuring out all these new generational labels. They seem to be becoming more and more specific in age groups and so now there's another label, and another label, and so on. I also notice that each group seemingly blaming another generation and then they blame back. People! No matter what generation your a part of, life is hard. Maybe in different ways, but it is. Blaming other generations for everything accomplishes nothing. Getting together and trying to find solutions does. But then I think there's a lot of stuff that it feels impossible to change because certain sectors of society have all the power. But yes, I do agree it's pretty damn hard to be a young person right now. As far as boomers not being able to retire, where I live the average income for someone before they retire is $44,000 per year. When you retire, on average it drops to $28,000. That's why boomers are still working.

    Shane S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one of the first negative things about a Scandinavian country ive ever heard.

    Hilu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really accurate, though - there’s employees’ market in Finland at the moment.

    Pan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we also doubled the wirkforce gradually, while phasing out tge boomers: Lots of woman started working. Number of jobs went up, but not as much as number of workforce. That is among the reasons why salaries i the middle and bottom are stagnant or gi down when corrected fir inflation. Can't have social justice without ripple effects.

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    #21

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Don't go into x y or z for the money, you'll end up hating it. Motherf*cker the only reason I'm even considering career fields is for money. Bonus points if it's interesting, but literally everything gets reduced to a puddle of suck once you start doing it 40 hours per week. I would love to be the delusional sunshine day dream a**hole who comes to work because he likes it, but that just isn't me. Pay me well and I will perform slightly better than average work, and whisper sweet nothing since my ear and I might even stay a little longer than necessary sometimes. But make no mistake. I am only in it for the money. Once that's gone, so am I.

    SSOMGDSJD , Travis Essinger Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I like my job. Doesn't even really feel like going to work. I know I am lucky

    Allan Breum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I USED to feel that way about my job... Then I got a new boss.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people get a job they love and low pay is tolerable because of the personal fulfillment. Some people get a job they love and earn high pay because of how much time, effort and talent they're able to put into it. Some people get a job they simply tolerate for the money, and they are content with finding their happiness elsewhere with the income they've earned. These are ALL acceptable paths. Just let people explore themselves and their opportunities and don't expect their story to match yours.

    Steven Burns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I'm in for the money too.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find every job boring after a given period, but the fun is in combining everything you know and trying to find new ways to do things more efficiently or developing ways to measure parameters that we couldn't before. That is the high you're after.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost everyone hates their job. It is sad, but working is not something inherently positive or valuable, it is just what you do to not starve. A job you don't hate is just a bonus point that helps you last longer before burn out, but it is very rare.

    Rhonda Wandler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate work you will be unhappy for most of your life. Decide to be content bc it doesn't mean you can't still champion your ideals.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered how business that want people who value work over making a living stay in business and expand. Talking about you, Doordash, Skip, etc.

    Stephanie IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend m**********r, you’ll not enjoy the money if you hate the job. Settle for „enough“ and find something you can see a point in. Or have a great team. I cleaned loos with a great team and liked it.

    invisible sheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone is working for money, duh! But instead of doing, let's say, an ABC job that gives you a bit more money but you don't like it, go do XYZ job that gives you a little less money but you actually like it. That's how this advice works, you negative dumbass.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe find something you like doing 40h a week and make it into a job? Or find a well paying job you only do 20h a week?

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    #22

    That this war is worth fighting for. Join the infantry! Two theaters later and a sh*t ton of baggage. I've been to rehab and have weekly classes dealing with PTSD. Now I get to look back on my handiwork and see it was for nothing. Nothing has changed.

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    CHRIS DOMRES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That you are fighting to protect your country. The reality is you are only protecting the rich people's interests around the world, their investments and international corporations. Very rarely are armed forces use for good like to save people from ethnic cleansing atrocities.

    J P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree. They created a war machine that profits certain individuals.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the military will not pay for it.

    J P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, we do.. wether we agree or not. They probably use toll booth money to fund it some how.

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    Tom Spade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    War is population control, asset redistribution, and trauma-based mind control for the masses. I'm in this life for me, I'm dedicated to that. Not carrying anyone's gun, flag, or representing interests that don't reflect my values. I will, however, brawl in a heartbeat to protect my own interests, or in the protection of another person.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total brainwashing. Just cannon fodder to massacre people in other countries. And then you wonder why there are mass muslim immigrations into europe, and, in the case of war on drugs, mass mexican immigration into usa. Because of the disgusting imperialism you guys export. Please stop it.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not us, it's our government. We have no more control over ours than anyone else does. Are you seeing the commonality here? Governments are out of control. They do what the f**k they want. There is no oversight, and they absolutely do not represent the interests of the citizens. Just the wealthy few who profit from war and imperialism. I hate my tax money funding bombs for villages, and the continued oppression of people. I did not ever have an opportunity to vote down a war. They just seem to start on their own without my acquiescence, and never ever seem to stop. Our whole society is based on a "war on something" and I f*****g despise it. And these atrocities that we're speaking on at this moment are just the ones that we are aware of.

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    #23

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That I could be anything I want if I put my mind to it...

    exophrine , Mario Álvarez Report

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still want to be a lottery winner!

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep trying, you never know when the big one drops.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated this. I worked hard my entire life just to end up ill, useless and caged at home. But i dont know whats the alternative. Telling children that they will likely get newhere in life? :(

    Linda Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And we all can be president when we grow up!

    Elizabeth Treece
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has been a lie for generations. I work healthcare and 30 years family had told a developmentally disabled person they could do anything if they worked hard enough. Person honestly thought they were going to get out of supervised living and become a veterinarian. All the hard work is not getting that one in college or make me a opera singer.

    RedstonewolfX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are you'd need to put your mind up for sale if you want to have the money and resources to be/do anything ;-;

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything not, but alot yea.

    Sheena Catalina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the lies this one is not that bad 😊

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a unicorn... I want to be a unicorn... I want to be a unicorn *fingers crossed*

    Steven Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect? They can't handle the truth themselves, let alone sharing it. What were they supposed to tell you? "Hey you're probably not fit for certain things in life" ... we're not there yet as a society. Not even close.

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    #24

    That I'm smart. I was smart, sure- for a kid. But as I've gotten older that's evened out significantly. I may know a lot of trivia and a lot about certain key subjects, but those are not actually marketable skills. So I work nights at a hotel and squeak by, living with my parents and racking up credit card debt to make ends meet.

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    Kika González
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work warehouse jobs for a little bit until you get to choose a little more. Thank me later

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that. I matured quite fast so as a kid I was quite intelligent, things that classmates struggled with (like learnijg the clock) were really simple for me. I had it until like 14-16 and then i was just average. Nowadays I feel stupid because i was supposed to be really smart and the older i get the slower my brain works. Since I have CFS I am lately struggling doing simple math in my head.

    Cherries and Lace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son started school a grade ahead (was ready for 1st when by age he was kinder) he evened out in middle school and is now on par with his age group. He was depressed at first. We explained that it was just fine, it didn't mean he wasn't intelligent, just that his skills applied less to how school worked now, and the curriculum. I saw too many "gifted" kids struggle as adults and hurt deeply as their identity as the "smart" one crumbled since that's all their parents, teachers, and other adults ever encouraged.

    Stephanie IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s harsh. Maybe uncouple your smartness from your self depreciation (kick the latter to the curb) and just be a smart person doing menial work. No shame in that.

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    #25

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That turning on the lights in the car is illegal

    p_mig , Tim Foster Report

    gerry.garh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad explained it to me in the fifties; the dome light reflects on the inside of the windshield, interfering with the ability of the driver to see ahead. Immediately I turned the light, and it was undoubtedly true. In old cars, with crude bulbs and flat glasses was almost impossible to look ahead from certain angles. Modern cars don't have much of a problem.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told this because apparently it's a distraction to the driver and can cause an accident.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In parts of the USA, having the inside light on attracts cops like a moth to light,

    Jan Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you are actually driving, then it's illegal as distracting and you can't see out the windscreen properly

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world? I think someone's parents may've lied to them. I'm a Millennial and have never heard of this. Maybe it's a regional thing?

    RedstonewolfX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's parents DID lie to them; the article is lies told to teens and the post ("you can't turn on lights in cars at night") is one of said lies

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    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is against the law to have any light illuminated above the dashboard while operating a vehicle. It can create a "fishbowl effect" and you can't see too well outside.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but it's a hell of a disturbance

    Erjenn Rejano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad said we'd get pulled over. We never were

    S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parent's never outright said it was illegal but the way they'd flip when it was turned on at night made me believe we'd get in trouble for it by the law lol

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    #26

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Get a Bachelor's Degree and you are set for life as far as a job/career is concerned.

    mseyre , JodyHongFilms Report

    Aaron W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is, everyone else's parents told them the same thing. And when everyone has a degree, they aren't worth s*** anymore. Degrees used to be for people who had a genuine interest in something and wanted to pursue it - once it became the default setting, even for people who had no real interest in studying something, the wheat got lost in the chaff.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When everybody's super... No one will be. - Syndrome.

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    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that was true for me (engineer) it certainly doesn't hold for my wife (math teacher). She has a BS in Math, a BA in Education and two masters degrees. She makes just over 1/3 of what I do and is so burned out with 70+ hour weeks for 18 years that she quit education all together. Teachers are the most highly educated group to earn so little, at least in the US.

    Nicholas Kramer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a public college and a former colleague of mine went to private. We were both government employees so our salary was public information. We made the exact same amount, but her education cost far more than mine.

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    Rhonda Wandler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why my generation didn't ask more of their kids if they wanted to be trades people. My adult children have never been hit by this downturn bc they are people who make things. Perhaps it was too much idealism about the white-collar jobs that is part of this problem. Read "Desiderata" prose, it has helped me.

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the degree is in a field that is actually useful

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what? Because most of ky family and relatives have studied medicine, maths, biology, economics... All of them struggled to find a job. With minimum three languages and one master minimum each. My cousin speaks four languages fluently (spanish, catalan, english and french) and ok italian, has three masters and a bachellor in economy and still took him until his mid 30s to get a decent job

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    MorgothBauglir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A high school degree used to be worth something. Then everyone got a high-school degree, so jobs need a bachelor's. Then everyone started getting bachelor's, so jobs now require master's. And so on.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bachelors in Theatre and Art History exist

    Pappy West
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer here. There are a lot of variables that define the value of your bachelor's degree. For example, is there a current job market for your degree? When I started college in the late 60's I really wanted to major in historical linguistics and etymology. I did that for a few semesters before I came to my senses and changed majors. I can do some hella hard crossword puzzles, however, so I guess those first college semesters were not completely wasted. My niece just finished her masters in philosophy and told me the most valuable information she acquired during graduate school was that tall, grande, and venti just means small, medium, and large. She is a very good barista with burdensome student loan.

    Steven Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm sure a Bachelor's degree in Gender Studies from the local Community College is a great career builder.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. Because most of my family and relatives have studied medicine, maths, biology, economics... All of them struggled to find a job. With minimum three languages and one master minimum each. My cousin speaks four languages fluently (spanish, catalan, english and french) and ok italian, has three masters and a bachellor in economy and still took him until his mid 30s to get a decent job

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    #27

    "you go to work, earn money, after 50 years you can be happily retired." No, it doesn't work that way. Not anymore.

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    White Paper Tsuru
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have notice the 'age of retiring' is creeping up. Also, I'm sure they're going to push back the age to qualify for old age pension (Canadian) because we're living so much longer.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably will. Over here in Denmark, they recently upped the retirement age. I have to be 74 before I can retire... I'm not sure I'll even make it that far.

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    Pezor Zass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm about to turn 50 and my parents occasionally make comments like "only 15 years of work left!" haven't had the heart to break it to them that i'm going to be working until i die.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO that's OK but only if you like your work.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, you can retire at any age. It's just that you don't get what we call social security until you hit 62. But you don't get medi-care (health insurance) until you're 65 and it's not cheap. I'll be 65 next year and counting down the days. I'm looking forward to retirement. It's going to be me and my dog going anywhere I can take her.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect to be working in old age. Apparently it will allow you to live longer.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH I don't want to retire, sounds kinda dull. Would rather find something nice to do that keeps me happy till i just kick.

    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was said so often by people that retired in the time of corporate pensions (in the US), for the most part they have disappeared. We don't get to retire at 52 any more. I am 54 and in near panic mode trying to save enough for retirement in my 401k. I have had one for 30 years.

    LakeMonster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can. No guarantees, but it can.

    Rhonda Wandler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am older and remember buying nicer things for my home on instalment payments. Getting gadgets like today's idealism is just wasn't what we were tempted with. Tattoo parlours would have made far less money from us. You build your life - in stages - in all regards. Don't believe that you will never be happy. Read "Desiderata ". I wish you well.

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    #28

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Be a doctor, lawyer or engineer and you will be happy and make lots of money. I know so many underemployed lawyers that it's a little depressing. I don't know a single MD that isn't divorced (although I know a lot of happy DOs). I do know a lot of happy, wealthy engineers though.

    [deleted] , Mulyadi Report

    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because there weren't as many lawyers when the person giving this advice was younger, so they could charge more within what the market could sustain. Then everyone went to law school hoping to fit into that market, supply outstripped demand and lawyers don't earn as much any more because there are so many to choose from. Give it another decade and the engineers may face a similar glut of workers.

    Elizabeth Treece
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True this. After years ago there were articles about law school grads not being able to find internships or law clerk positions due to glut on the market.

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    Raksha swami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my surgery exam tomorrow and I'm here on bp regretting my choice every now and then. Forget about money I'm gonna be paid less for the next 4 years then my friends starting salary which they got 2 yrs back and on top of that patients mindset is being a doctor is a service and you should not charge them and do all these services for free (in india) while no other professional is looked down when they charge in thousands. And before I even choose my speciality I have to pass an exam where caste is more important then marks and I'm f****d if I don't get top rank to even get a clinical seat not even sure about my dream branch

    snipergun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm engineer, so where's my money? The only thing I don't have to worry is job. If I'm fired I can have new job on Monday without even going to any interviews, that desperate is demand. And scope of engineer is pretty big in general, so it's really just matter of where you want to work and what you want to do.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unfortunately know one very unhappy arrogant orthopedic surgeon. Know some very happy doctors, lawyers and accountants. This pressure by a family on a child is borderline abuse from what I witnessed growing up.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about encouraging the trades?

    Scott Hudson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another engineer here. Pretty happy in life.

    Mike Ieva
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It engineer here... Kind of true...

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This advice often comes from those „money makes you happy“ guys.

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    #29

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That receiving 'participation trophies' were our fault. No kid was out there demanding a trophy for losing. Some dumbass parent thought it would be nice for their kid to get a trophy so somehow this has become normal and everyone claims some 5 year old masterminded the whole thing.

    Felon , Fauzan Saari Report

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this at horse shows for the toddler ( leadline) classes cause the kids all enjoyed getting something and at that age don't really care about or understand placings. I remember a slightly older group maybe 8-9 year olds showing in hand and a little boy wanting to swap his pink 5th place ribbon with the green sixth place cause he liked green better. So yeah its def the parents who care more about winning than the kids when they are little.

    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny that the generation who created it, blames the generation who receives it.

    Ashley Schriber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I remember, kids didn't even take it seriously. No one bragged or beamed with pride at getting a participation trophy or ribbon. If anything, it was a little embarrassing. It was on part with "My mom thinks I'm cool!" in the amount of social clout it got you. Whenever I see someone bitching about "participation trophies" I figure they must have completely forgotten what it's actually like to be a kid. Kids aren't stupid.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't have this here, thankfully.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to call them "consolation prizes", and they were considerably less impressive than the grand prize. What was so awful about that?

    Karynne Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Gen X'er and I don't think anyone said it was Millenials who created the 'participation trophy' that was my generation probably or my parents. I remember getting them as a kid. I have never heard anyone say it was an invention of Millenials. But whatever.

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    Lol 5 year old mastermind? This must be the same 5 year old that has the mental capacity to decide which gender it is. Lol

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    #30

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My mom told me to plan to take care of her when she got old, because she wouldn't have retirement money saved up. She died before I was out of the house. Most everything else was great advice though: "Get good grades, because we can't afford to pay for your college." "Don't marry the first guy who asks, just because you're afraid no one else will."

    sweadle , Eduardo Barrios Report

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still have to pay for college with good grades.

    Rhonda Wandler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quite young to lose your mother, I am sorry for you.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    I'm sorry this may sound callous but if my mum or dad needed care when they age, I won't be taking care of them. My mum has stated that no way in hell does she ever want either of her kids looking after her in her old age. Works well for both of us. Even if she didn't say that, I know that I couldn't handle it.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely not care for my in laws because the are the kind of boomers that decided to not leave a cent of inheritance (that they got from their parents) to their kids. Fine, but for what i care you can rot in the streets, dont ever come here asking for help then.

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    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents shouldn't prepare their kids to take care of them. My mom had a union job and good retirement plan and prearranged funeral expenses.

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    #31

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable You're special.

    Slayer_Verosh , Joshua Earle Report

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as special as everyone else, *exactly* as special as everyone else.

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this is undoubtedly true. There was a lot of joking rhetoric in the mid '00s that made fun of this. But darling, you are special. Humans are complex creatures. There is no single person on this planet complex in the exact same way as you. That doesn't mean you deserve special treatment or have achieved unparalleled greatness or anything. But you, person reading this, are undeniably unique and special. It's okay to feel empowered by that. It's pretty cool to look at the magesty of the universe and realize there's only one you.

    BlackestDawn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're special, just like everyone else. And when everyone is special, no one is.

    Calyfan Yelood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you won't be increadibly gifted in everything, but you are still unique, have got your strengths and are worth knowing

    Allan Breum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a great quote that fits this; "You're unique... just like everyone else."

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    #32

    “All those video games you play are gonna make you just like all the other losers who play them too”. Also something about anyone I meet online will be a terrible person. Turns out, video games helped me shape my career, and the people I met on those games have been better people and better friends to me than anyone I have known irl.

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    #33

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My grandpa told me the world was in black & white before colour TV existed.

    Kattmaw , PJ Gal-Szabo Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he was pulling your leg. My mother believed cows had shorter leg on one side so they could walk across the middle of a hill easier, she was a young city girl growing up, had no reason to think otherwise

    yeciye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s wild haggis. Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis

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    #34

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable The biggest lie we were ever told was that we needed to go to school to and graduate and get a desk job in order to be successful. We were told it's shameful to work a trade and work a job where you have to shower after coming home dirty. Less and less millenials are going into skilled trades or going to trade schools. Those that do are finding they can live very comfortably and there's no glass ceiling, you can work your way up and live very well. Also with less and less people going into trades the cost of skilled labor in the future is going to be very very high, people will be able to name their prices.

    thedrinkmonster , Austin Distel Report

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plumbers around here charge $150 per hour!

    Alan Gale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it will be a long time before a robot takes a plummers job.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't the most of you fix their stuff? Didn't your dad learn you to repair your bike? Nowadays you can find repair guides on YouTube for everything. I've isolated my whole house, installed windows, placed a second hand garage door and I'm a chemist by trade. Trade people are great, if you have them over for job talk with them, they're a fountain of tips and information if you want to do things yourself.

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF, trade people make good money here in Australia.

    Emmie Jensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe, I repaired iPhones all during highschool. The entire thing was illegal and freelance. Broke students couldn't afford to go to the apple store to fix their phone, so people like me got lots of business. Word spread quickly, I made good money. Sometimes even the teachers would have me repair their phones. I just had to keep the prices below what the mall kiosk people charged. I still overcharged my customers, but it was much less of a scam than the legit people.

    Emmie Jensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *semi-illegal. Nothing too bad, getting parts for the newest phones was the worst. Lots of loopholes hehe

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    LakeMonster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trades are a super-viable way to make a living, and ultimately more critical than most of the desk jobs. We could survive with fewer lawyers and network engineers, but without competent plumbers, we'd be done in a year. Like, Armageddon-style done.

    Fabian Meresse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gardner, I'm making the same money as my graduated sister in law who is a manager at an edition company for lawyers information. Was shocked when she told me...

    Tom Spade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best things I ever did was learn how to weld. It led to other things, and I kept snatching up new skills along the way. I'm pretty much a journeyman at several trades, and competent in others. Do what others can't, go where others won't. That sets you apart to begin with. Once they rely on you, then you can start throwing your own numbers out there, as in what you'd like to be making. It's easier to pay up than find new help.

    Karin Gibson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need people with trades. I think it is wonderful to see people excelling in things that I cannot do.

    JitkaBlitka
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids want to "build walls and drive mixer truck" and I hope they will stick to that, will be well off in their 20s!

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    #35

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My Nanna told me the "I'm feeling lucky" button on Google would put a virus on the computer. I'm 23 and I've never clicked it. I'm honestly not even sure what it does. But what if it does put a virus on the computer? Googling "what does the 'I'm feeling lucky' button do?" would do no good because they'd just cover their own tracks.

    nosidamadison Report

    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. The "I'm feeling lucky" button just automatically opens the first website listed in Google search results. Your Nana had a point. Back in the day, there was a much higher risk of the first Google search result site not being safe. Extra protections now make that much less likely. Also, 23? You're Gen Z, buddy.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone's google have that option still?? Haven't seen it in like ten years

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually just scans your computer, emails, and browser for information on more marketing ads to send you.

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF would you listen to your Nanna about tech?

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should either make you a millionaire or kill you.

    RedstonewolfX
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have clicked it; this is not true. I'm Feeling Lucky cycles to a new random button. Clicking it takes you to a google search. IE I'm feeling lucky > *mouse over* > I'm feeling hungry > *click* > Restaurants near me | Google Search (or something)

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you're saying is only true if you leave the search field empty. If you type search in the field and hover over "I'm feeling lucky" button it will not randomize. If you were to click it now it will take you directly to the website that's first result on first page of google search.

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so anyone pressed it? What does it do? I guess I'm not feeling very lucky :p

    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote if you just googled "what does the 'I'm feeling lucky' button do?"

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    #36

    "You can be ANYTHING you want when you grow up." Except, what you want to do won't pay the bills so pick something else.

    MayanPrincess92 Report

    Claire Stanfield
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst part is when you're so encouraged for your artwork, but everyone suddenly seems horrified when you say you want to pursue it as a career.

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    MorgothBauglir
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to be a pirate captain (emphasis on the ed).

    Tom Spade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanted to be a roadie, lol. I actually get to do it for fun locally, so I'm fulfilled. I do sound and lights on the side, and I have a regular grind job that pays the bills. On the gig weekends, I get to crank it up, talk to drunk girls half my age, and basically set the scene for a fine evening of noise and light and glycerin based fog...

    #37

    "Find something you love and you'll never work a day in your life" I'm one of the lucky ones that gets paid to do something I love (programming). I love programming. I go to work and I program. I come home and I program. Work is still work. There are still days that I hate going into the office. There are days that I hate what I'm working on. It's still work. It'll always be work. Sometimes it feels like work even when I'm working on my personal projects. The real benefit is that you'll enjoy getting good at the thing you get paid to do. That's the key. You probably aren't going to be able to escape working, so if you can find something you won't hate learning.

    UnraveledMnd Report

    Ruby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every job will have it's downsides, it's impossible to find something you will enjoy 100% of the time

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a jazz rock keyboardist. I owned a synthesizer and amp repair shop for years. My work was like being in a toy store because I spent a lot of my time playing cool keyboards that I repaired. The only miserable part was the business management.

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    #38

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Never give out your personal information online. Now that's all the internet is. Everyone's personal information

    Bezere , Brooke Cagle Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in Greece right now refuse to participate in the census because that would be "giving away personal information". To the government. That already has all your personal information. Like they don't even have Facebook accounts... smh

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are kind of mandatory. Apparently you're considered a criminal for not handing over the info.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is still valid advice, and even more relevant now than ever!

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told never to carry my birth certificate on me and when I needed to bring it to, you know.. open a bank account or register for any kind of ID, and then I would get a lecture saying I should be carrying my birth certificate or any other sensitive ID. And never tell anyone your social insurance number. But that's been blasted by every employer and landlord requiring it on applications.

    #39

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I was told that the AIDS virus was smaller than the pores in a latex condom so you had to wait until you were married to have sex otherwise you could get AIDS even with a condom. I was told that part was more dangerous than cocaine and having one joint with the equivalent of smoking 4 cigarettes at once and it can kill you. I was told that taking shrooms could put you in a vegetative coma for the rest of your life. I was also told that legalizing gay marriage would lead to bestiality and being able to marry ducks.

    I_am_jacks_reddit , iam_os Report

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservative Christian school in the deep South?

    Robin DJW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this could be pretty much anywhere. After all, Albert Einstein said, "Two things are infinite: the universe and the human stupidity." And Napoleon said, "In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your health advisor was a quack... I'll see myself out.

    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have married themselves and rocks, I don't see why ducks would be much different. People be crazy.

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reefer Madness did teach me one thing, pot smokers turn into murderers. Don't smoke pot, kids.

    Rez Fidel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This my wife Ducky. We are going on Honeymoon on the Lake Garda in Italy.

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Able to marry ducks comment made me laugh.

    Bart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the ducks do to them?

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like you were a cult member ?

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    #40

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable There was a big fish that lived in the canal behind my house and it hunted for the feet of children, so you should never walk on the banks of the canal because then it will grab your feet and eat you

    FullBlownPanic , David Clode Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma always told me not to drink water from a well because there might be snake eggs in and I would accidentally drink them and then little snakes will be roaming around my stomach. We didn't even have wells...

    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about snakes..this sounds more like worms. (Intestinal parasites) 😬

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were just told not to go near the rivers because the undercurrents will pull you down and you'll drown, and that the rivers are very polluted anyways. I mean, they aren't wrong. People drown in them all the time and you can see the sewer pipes leading to the rivers along the banks. I've seen the water bubbling in a thick stew of whatever was floating in there.

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen, my friend took me on a long bicycle adventure up somewhere near Niagara Falls, NY where we stopped at a canal and he jumped in to cool off. That was Love Canal, where Hooker Chemical dumped all its toxic waste. The community around that canal was an infamous toxic waste site.

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I was just told that sewage (poop water) was pumped into the inlet so I'd get sick. I always imagined turds floating by but I could never see them from shore.

    #41

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable You don't need work experience; grades will be enough. That might have been OK in the past but then the global financial crisis hit and employers became much fussier.

    pajamakitten , Ben Mullins Report

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then millennials get grumbled at for being fussy and wanting a decent wage AND a work life balance. The nerve

    Deson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's any thought. I'm a Tail end boomer and I got hit with that crap just like everyone else. Money was everything. Happiness in your job was nothing. You were judged by how much you made (by society and prospective spouses as well) and your happiness meant nothing.

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    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was never OK. It took me six months to land my first job with a degree in CompSci in the early 90's thanks to a recession. All because I didn't have any experience. There was no "experience" then as you had to work for IBM or other behemoth in order to get experience in computer science. Some things never change.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, put those good grades up against experience and see who gets the first paycheck.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a hard time finding my first job because I wasn't born with experience.

    Gene Perry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hired a lot of people over the years, always asked for a work experience resume, never asked for a college transcript.

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    #42

    That I'm smart but lazy. I'm actually just completely average but thanks to this lie I never developed any studying habits in high school that bit me in the ass hard in college.

    je-s-ter Report

    Jenny Shmurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I couldn't handle the university because I did not actually know how to study. And I'm pretty sure I have ADD.

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been told that for my entire career. I admit to being lazy when the boring stuff is happening, but everyone wants me when the sh*t hits the fan and a system goes down. Nothing wrong with that.

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    #43

    That I would NOT make money being a "creative" such as an artist or novelist. Although it is still difficult to earn a living in a non-conventional profession, the Internet has opened up a gazillion different opportunities to do so... Etsy, Kick starter, Amazon self-publishing, creating and marketing your own website, YouTube, making connections for referral through Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram.... Fun fact - was told to be an Architect and not an Artist (Architecture apparently closest thing to Artist that was allegedly an "actual thing"). Where I come from new grads in Architecture are often unemployed/underemployed for years, and I know a couple who supplement their income through the above "creative" means.

    aMoustachioedMan Report

    #44

    That we'd be able to afford to buy a house when we grow up if we worked really hard and got good jobs. Turns out the freaking older generations bought them all and wanted to lease them. And when one goes on the market, they want to buy investment properties, or foreign investors make cash offers above the asking price. How do we compete with that?

    VR_is_the_future Report

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    #45

    That they had it so much harder than us growing up

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, my folks did have it harder. They had a different life and different situation that put them in vulnerable situations alone. BUT that doesn't mean I didn't have hardships of my own and not struggling now.

    Fabian Meresse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically my dad: ''I had it harder than you'' '' Mmm okay, being able to feed a family while still being a student at 27, owning a donated house ( by granpa) , daily driving a BMW and a sportscar on weekend plus Mum able to work only halftime earning twice I earn fulltime today? And leaving on vacation at every vacation ? Ok boomer!'' No way, we were priviligiated !

    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I would not want to be amongst the youth of today. The eighties had all the best times, with so little to fear. Clubbing every night, working days, crazy long sleeps on the weekend. Not much fear of spiked drinks, gang rapes, drug doses that will kill you or send you psycho. Knowing everyone almost every where you went even though you made your plans without asking where it's at. Everyone had your back, we really partied and then some, safely.

    The Starsong Princess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had it much harder than me growing up. My mother has minor rickets from poor nutrition. My grandmother had it harder than my mother - she was basically on her own at 11. My hardships are trivial in comparison.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents had way worse conditions growing up than i did. They also had lives that improved almost every year. On the whole, i prefer their trajectory to my own.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people did. I used to have cardboard lining my shoes. Horrible when it rained. My mum used to cut down her own clothes to make mine I hated it but understood. I was 16 when I bought my own first clothes. We also had a second hand uniform shop as school .... How I hated that shop.

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    #46

    That my parents loved me.

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    Libstak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's true for the majority. I'm sorry for those it isn't true for. Not pity just genuinely sorry, you all truly deserve to be loved.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry for your loss, truly I am. How different today would your life be like if they had loved you and knew how to show it?

    Fabian Meresse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Family matters'' Errr no sorry not sorry, too much toxic people in mine ! Bye abusive father and weirdo aunts! Hello balanced and listening good counselling faithful frends I can rely on!

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok to love them and not feel loved back. You’re grown up strong and you’ll find love.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, know one wants to be told how "strong" they are when they've gone through emotional neglect from the people who were supposed to love them. It's like pitifully referring to those with loving parents as "weak" in order to lower yourself in humbleness so to make it seem you're raising up someone you think deserves to be put on a pedestal of inspiration, when you both at the same level to begin with but just coming from different backgrounds.

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    TrickQuestion
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my mom was honest. "Nobody's ever going to love you the way you are" so HA....

    #47

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Go to college, I'll pay for it." My $39K debt says otherwise.

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    Rez Fidel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am wondering why US students just don´t come to ("communist") Europe to study..its mostly free even for foreigners. OK you gotta pay the transfer and living costs etc... but this would never sum up to horrendous costs like this. And.. you can drink beer on campus!

    Nooberton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can’t afford to go there dumbasss

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    #48

    Getting a job won’t be hard just walk right in and they’ll hire you.

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    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just walk around town and hand in CV's, companies love go getters.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pound the pavement. Knock on doors. Call them. Tell them you'll wait for them to get off their lunch break."

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get so much grief for not being aggressive enough. "Don't ask for an application, just tell them you'll take."

    #49

    It will get better

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    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a number of ways it does.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name 10 of those ways, please. I need something to feel happy about.

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life does get better. And worse. And better. It's not a binary system. Fortunately, a lot of social things that were difficult to navigate as a teen get easier to manage as adults. Some of it is brain development. But, I'd argue, it's not that adults are necessarily smarter than teens. It's just that adults have had more practice in certain situations.

    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It DOES get better. You have to work at it, it isn't magic that happens by age.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it did for me, but then, just about anything was better than living with my family of origin.

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    #50

    That millennials are the reason the economy is worsened

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    Karin Gibson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my kids have jobs and homes we put money away in ISA and other savings schemes and there was enough for each to have a deposit on a house.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were very lucky and way outside the norm. And what would their lives be like today if you had not been able to do that? I'm a boomer. I am the mother of 2. One has been successful with nothing from me to make her so, the other is dead. They are/were both Gen X, and they did not have it easy, even that far back. We were poor. We could never have saved enough to do what you did.

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    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The generation before blaming the future generations for the mess they created.

    #51

    Tv always told me pouring a capful of any bubble bath will give me a whole tub of large bubbles. I haven't found a soap that does that even with like half the bottle used.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardness of water is the biggest factor here. If you own your home, get a really good water softening system and your life will be changed forever.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried pouring in into hot running water? Pour it right next to where the hot tap is landing. Cold water dissipates the bubbles

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're using the wrong soap. I've seen some that are good and some that are crap

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    #52

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That the Dewey Decimal System is essential, and that I would need to learn it to be successful in life. I haven't been in a library in years.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dewey Decimal System is not essential and you certainly don't have to memorize it. The thought of spending years without visiting a library makes me sad though. Libraries are great! They're one of the few places left in society where you're allowed to exist without spending money. Librarians are fact checkers and can help you steer clear of fake news. Libraries frequently have new technology and offer classes. There's also all sorts of community building workshops and enrichment opportunities, plus a TON of entertainment -- for free. If you haven't been to your local library in while, go check it out! (If you don't have a local library, definitely try to get one. In the meantime, fortunately, you can digitally visit free online ones.)

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most libraries I know have Dewey signs posted throughout the building, if that's how they organize their collection. Go to the library! It's a good time!

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need the Dewey Decimal system because i can do a keyword search on a computer catalog that will feel me where in the stacks to look

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sad. The library is awesome

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More fool you. I love reading and learning I would not be able to follow my interests if not for the library.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say: anything that uses brains is useful. Your brain is like a muscle, and using it more and especially also for stuff you resent will help you get stronger in the end. Discipline is also helpful. Almost nothing in life is really useless.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Oscar Levant, a classic neurotic humorist once said: "I stopped reading books because it takes my attention away from myself". The narcissist "Me" generation has a hard time not being focused on themselves.

    #53

    Fats are bad for you.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read "farts" and I was like "no, they're good". But "fats" are good too! 😂 😂 😂

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have say depends, but obesity was way harmful

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caused by sugar, which was added to reduced fat foods to make them taste better

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    Ian Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is still used by anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, Tory politicians, looking at you Michael Gove. Sadly there is still a large proportion of the population who still believe this

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    #54

    That we could buy a house, grow old and retire.

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    #55

    Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I'm still trying to figure out if I'm a millennial or not.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn't be that hard. Millennials are typically defined as being born roughly 1980-1995.

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    #56

    Everyone was poor and there was no progress in the middle ages.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought if you were royal or noble you're a poor farmer, merchant or old, peddling artist.

    #57

    That I would need and use cursive.

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    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do need it to train coordination, perception and orthography.

    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cursive is so much nicer to read than chicken scratch

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursive is a lovely way to write and it shows that you care about presentation.

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it to be able to read doctors "writing"

    Kika González
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it for Thank you notes to employers

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    #58

    The way to be financially secure is to work hard for years to better yourself and foster a valuable skillset. Naaah, man. Get something called "cryptocurrency" and retire a millionaire in your early 20's! ...I'm not bitter.

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    Marika Miettinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I wanted to go study computer stuff, my parents said that nobody will use computers in the future. I wanted to study art, and I was told that I can't support myself as an artist. Now I'm trying to become a game artist in my 30's after spending over a decade failing at everything.

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    #59

    That college is all fun and games , but nobody told you about internship and cocurriculars and finding jobs

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    #60

    I was told not to eat cake batter because it'd give me tapeworms.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could give you salmonella though because of the raw eggs...

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could get e coli from the uncooked flour

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids at daycare told me I'd get worms if I ate kiwi skins. And it wasn't that long ago I learned "raw" bacon is really pre-cooked.