“I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it,” goes a quote often attributed to Bill Gates. In their search for lazy Nirvana, the people on this list have discovered brilliant ways to do as little work as humanly possible.
If you've got a great picture of someone being lazy, then add it to this list! Or, you know, add it tomorrow. Whatever.
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Lazy But Genius Video Watcher
All I can think if he sits up too fast he's going to knock himself out.
This is actually a good idea for sick people that are flat on their backs. my sister-in-law had back surgery and was ordered to stay flat.
It seems to be a table similar to the ones used at hospitals for patients to eat and place their thingamajigs.
Load More Replies...Lazy Lawnmower
How would you turn it off without getting killed? XP
Load More Replies...It would be brilliant if it worked. But physics doesn't allow it because that lawnmower won't follow the circle as it's corded at the middle
but what about when the circle was larger? didn't it trip on the stairs?
And a bad phoroshoped job. What's up with the double pole at the bottom that disappear half way?
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Lazy Security Guard
What mall cop has a shotgun? Our police in NZ aren't even armed so a mall cop definitely wouldn't be
Lazy But Fashionable Girl
That's Genius. I hate waiting for all my toe nails to dry so I can sport some cute shoes.
I've done this... and as my shoes were pretty tight, those unlucky hidden nails were also trimmed much shorter. So ashamed.
Lazy College Student
He has an assignment due and doesn't have time to put the chair together.
I think she's using someone else's box. Someone whose parents bought them a chair.
Lazy Birthday Cake
My Mom's was way better tho lol! It also provided tons of laughter! :)
My Mom did something like this one year for my sister, but it was not because she was lazy,she had to work and we went out to dinner.
Lazy Christmas Tree
If my fiancé is going just to even think of doing this he's a dead man
Lazy Father
Not lazy, inventive! I like it :D (But he should give the girl some hat, it looks very sunny over there)
Idiot. Gosh, my dad couldn't even be bothered to push me on the swing when I was a kid...
Lazy Guy
Don't you love it when the lazy thing happens to be an even slower process than simply getting up
Load More Replies...this is not lazy, this is SO resourceful, specially when no one lives in the flat below yours!!
Smart tho... sometimes you just dont have permit to acccess some places
Lazy Dog Walker
He'll be in trouble if he hits a pebble, which is why the road is an odd shade of grey - - - totally Photoshopped!
Lazy Tablet User
What will he do when he has to take down the duct tape and paint the wall??
Lazy Gamer
not everyone realizes this, but you can alt+ctrl and press the left or right arrow and do this with your computer monitor.
Load More Replies...It's not lazy, it's that you become uncomfortable sitting. Right?
That's usually a sign that it's time for a break ;)
Load More Replies...Lazy Sunbather
if he lift every now then he might get a even better tan.. lift up your arms dud
Lazy Popcorn Eater
Lazy Gym Members
Seriously? That's only like 15 stairs! And outside of a gym? Why bother going to the gym anyways if you cant even walk up 15 stairs? ;)
Lazy Doorstop Purchaser
Lazy Drinker
That is a novelty cup they give you when you go to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co in Times Square when you order a fancy drink there. I have the same
Done this, it's not easy as you end up trying to suck half-a-pint (in the telescoped straws) against gravity! He hasn't started sucking, the glass is still full!
Laziness - Over 9000
Lazy Mall
Shopping centers are required to have handicapped access, so a short escalator is practical. They probably have an elevator too.
Lazy Roommate
Lazy Fill-Up
Yep, moving around on upholstery in a vehicle can cause static which can ignite gas fumes. Stay out of your car while pumping gas, people.
Load More Replies...Lights are on . . . I bet the engine's still running for a quick getaway! "Cum'on dude - they're on to us!"
Lazy Burger Queen
Maybe she has a fatigue illness like fibromyalgia and can't stand. Why be too quick to judge?
I've had days I felt like grabbing a chair while in line at a slow fast food store.
I've had days that I felt like dragging a chair over to the line at a slow fast food restaurant. (One near me is very slow)
Hoping maybe she just has an injury that prevents her from standing for periods of time.
In Disneyland that chair would have wheels . . . BK are soooo uncaring!
Lazy Cereal Eater
Epic Lazy Gamer (old School Style)
If this is from the early 80s, I think I recognize one of the gamers. I can't imagine going to all the effort to tape someone up there, tho
Lazy Employee
Newest Invention For Lazy People
This is clearly innovation driven by laziness. Highly commendable.
Agreed I would totally do this! My family is so loud & always hogging the TV's!
Load More Replies...He worked hard to make that, so he could be lazy. Working to be lazy. What.
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Lazy Phone User
Except that if he takes a call the mic is on top of his head instead of by his mouth
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Lazy Dog Walker
they should shoot that person for something so terrible poor damn dog
This one worries me. How hot is it? How can the dog do what he needs to do on his walk? And though this looks like a car park it is still not a safe or kind place to 'walk' a dog. However, there are some dogs that love to chase or race cars, my neighbour had one.
Lazy Driver
In high speeds it creates ice bombardment and snow haze behind car.. Luckily, this is freshly forbidden in Czechia and police go for it...
They only scraped enough snow/ice off to make a small circle. Extremely dangerous.
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Lazy Father
As she gets older he's going to get kicked in the face if he keeps that up.
Laziness At Its Finest
The Weasel And The Woodpecker
The weasel is catching a ride so he doesn't have to walk/run to his destination... To us, the idea may not be lazy, but it is in the wild
Load More Replies...The weasel and the woodpecker were best of friends. One Wednesday, the weasel wanted to find a drink of water. She asked her friend Woodpecker to give her a ride. Her favorite white wagon has a broken wheel, so she can't use it. The woodpecker lifted Weasel into the wind, and saw the Witch and her wolf. She has a cup of water in her wardrobe. The two sat down at the witch's wooden table, and later, the witch and wolf arrived. The four of them ate waffles and drank water together. Checking her watch, Weasel said they'll go home, and flew towards the west.
Lazy Mom
So dangerous to her AND baby! Not having to walk is really worth risking the lfe of your child....?
Lazy Eater
Lazy Cook
Lazy Roommate
In my house, I keep a bag of $General TP under a little table. Plus a roll on the wall and a roll on the table. I'm ready for self & friends
Lazy Tv Watcher
Maybe they don't have one, or the batteries are flat...
Load More Replies...Lazy Shoppers
I hated shoppers who did this. Going out in the freezing cold to get those carts is NOT fun!!!
It's so lame, too. I have four kids and even when they were little I managed to get my cart in the stall or back inside.
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Lazy Watcher
I want this for my Kindle Fire HD, it really hurts when I drop it on my face at night.
Lazy Drinker
Lazy Dog Walker
I feel bad for the dogs, why the hell do they even bother having it of their not taking care of it?
I have a fatigue illness and a very energetic dog. Without an energetic husband I'd have to resort to this too!
thats horrible for a dog to do that its not fun for him. if u have an ilness let sombody else walk him. or find a place were he can run free
Load More Replies...Where would you actually be able to walk a dog like this? I mean, you can't just drive a car down the sidewalk.
Lazy Or Broke
Lazy Eater
Tired Biker
Lazy Relaxing Peruvian Chica - You Go Girl :-d
Lazy Relaxing Peruvian Chica - You Go Girl :-d
I have done #3 before! In a hurry to get to work and the weather had just changed! Wanted to wear my peep toe wedges!
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I have done #3 before! In a hurry to get to work and the weather had just changed! Wanted to wear my peep toe wedges!
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