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Traveling is the perfect medium for experiencing different cultures complete with all sorts of art, music, crafts, and traditions. But visiting other countries is usually not just all roses.

With cultural differences in mind, artist Malachi Ray Rempen decided to share his traveling experience and situations in the form of funny comics dubbed "Itchy Feet Comic". This weekly cartoon drawings chronicle is mostly about travel, language jokes that happen while learning, and life as an ex-pat. It's just about any bizarre situation you can imagine yourself in while traveling.

"Itchy Feet Comic deals with two very specific areas: language learning and traveling. One of the things I love about these webcomics is the minute observations on the experiences that are so universal that you cannot help but say “That is so true!” - says the artist.

So scroll the page and have a quick walk around the world with the help of these funny drawings!

More info: itchyfeetcomic.com | Instagram | Facebook

#1

A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

Itchy Feet Comic Report

Night Owl
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense *nods and makes notes*

engineer_nope.avi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Vietnamese, I can confirm that this is really true lol

Bumblebee
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for the confirmation. A pretty useful guide actually! For people who don't know anything about it, very helpful and pretty easy to see the difference. Though I am still a little bit confused, because Japanese has different alphabets (don't know about the other languages). And at least the Japanese Kanji also has a few "buildings" like the Chinese have. Though with most of the few, you can see the "feet" of the buildings, which I suppose is not the case in Chinese? But overall, this guide is pretty helpful and fun to observe which language you see.

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Sugar Latte
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Butts. just...butts everywhere.”

DancingToMyself
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks more like boobs, but nah... because reasons. :)

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Vincent Jay
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one looks like it could be useful someday. I'm gonna save it.

BROOKE NGUYEN
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I legit speak vietnamese at home, *quickly writes it down and shows it to my parents*

Rezo Kaishauri
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ტრაკები თქვენ ქართულში უნდა ნახოთ :D

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    #2

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Isle_of_stressed_pilots
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally broke a window shutter in Italy when I was younger, and one of the old ladies watching me started yelling at me...

    Artur Niedzielski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Polish I must partly agree. Now there are many CCTV in cities.

    Lizzie the Crayon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in the UK, this is so true. Cameras are hidden, never forget that...

    Stefie Boop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends of the size of the city/village as well... :)

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh well... just a few decades ago it was exactly the same in northern Europe too...

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    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Eunice Probert
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah now that explains Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

    Reilly Beryll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head aches oh goodness. How do you pronounce that?!

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    gibbon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The land vowels forgot.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English vowels: a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y. Welsh vowels: y. It's usually y.

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    Lyop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered about the consonants. So many.

    gibbon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English introduced a vowel tax on the Welsh language in 1405 as retribution against Owain Glyndwr. And as an act of defiance, the Welsh removed them from as many words as possible.

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    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they kidding? the street food in asian countries is amazing. cheap, fresh and made with love

    Asia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take street food over a sit down restaurant almost every time while in Thailand.

    boredhuman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lesser fancier place, the better the food will be.

    Non-New-Toni-An
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love thailand, but in a restaurant, patrons washed their hands after the toilet in a sink filled with crockery! You have to be very careful about hygiene!

    Beth McFadden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much every country I've been to. :)

    Ashley Wright
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s hysterical. “Best” isn’t always best.

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    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Finn, I can confirm this is 100% true. Finns are very particular about their personal space and you absolutely do not touch strangers if you can avoid it

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say they're finicky about their personal space.

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    Lisa Ross
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I should go live in Finland.

    Cecilia Martinez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Argentinian and I've also been to Finland. I can confirm this is 100% true

    DiegoS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True in Argentina. We like to touch each other. Nothing bad happens except inflation.

    Cecilia Martinez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Argentinian and I've recently been to Finland. This is 100% true haha

    Ary Simieli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Argentinian and this is true hahaha, sorry!

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay that settles that will be going to Finland instead of Argentina!!!

    DancingToMyself
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the choices that you have! Ice and dark, or Sun and tropical climate?

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    Lynn B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the lovely Latins!! Love or fight like hell. In the same 10 minutes.

    NoYFB
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Finn and confirm this. If someone stands too close to me I immediately think they are about to rob me or something. It's just not a nice feeling.

    Cassie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not be visiting Argentina. I will admire Argentina from afar.

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    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Tal Jamchi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes,I recognize thi place, its the the maginificent city of Romeberlinathensparis!

    Forty-Two
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wdym this is a 100% accurate map of Prague

    Ronnie Beaton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, that's Glasgow in a nutshell. Edinburgh as well. :)

    Charlotte Brine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the UK clarification. For a moment upon seeing your comment I assumed this was the city of Bristol (Ukraine!)

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    Ingrid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I remember having this reaction

    Carol Anne Benoit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to write a book. It has to do with sudden darkness, a pathway, the sound of frogs and a warning to stay away from the sound of the frogs because of the snakes that eat the frogs.....

    boredhuman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. I remember one time I literally had to run to the pier to catch the sunset. I could see the sun going toward the skyline in an immense speed.

    Joanne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew that the time between sunset and darkness is different on different parts of the earth, very interesting.

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was in Kenya almost on the equator and seemed to take about 20 mins from the sun touching the horizon to total darkness.

    miten sasmita
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha then I guess southeast asian will be stressed out to see sun at 9 pm

    Soni.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait how is this unusual? Sounds about right for us in Kenya.

    Jessica JD
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot. I don't know the proper word for that, but the sun starts to go down around 5-5:30 and it's not totally dark until 7:45-8h at this time of the year. I live in Canada

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    Astrowhale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thos is so true! I went to Finland and saw tge sun setting, and thought I had to get home quick. I got home and like 40 minutes later its dark.

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the opposite happen to me. I mover from Russia to the US when I was a kid, and the US is much further south than the place where I used to live in. Darkness comes pretty quickly here (but not as quick as in the tropics.) When I went to visit my hometown 0 years later I was stunned - the sunset was two hours ago, it is 11 pm and it is still light outside!

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    DP von Icecream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native Dutch, I confirm this is true :-)

    Mascha Claessens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to cross the terrifying Erasmus bridge every day.. :( XD

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    better version of alex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a moderately hilly area, and i'm very used to the incline, so when i went to florida it was really weird that the only "hills" were bridges

    Carol Martin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True! I live in the Swiss Alps, a 5 minute Walk feels like a workout 😁

    Tanja Caloi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swiss here. absolutely true. and I live in the "flat" part of Switzerland. *sigh*

    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Brabant (south of the Netherlands) we have many hills. Everybody thinks that Holland (a small part of the west side of the Netherlands) is the whole country. This isn’t true. I haven’t seen tulips in years here in the south!

    Jana Harms-Bouw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the Netherlands and I have to admit that going over a bridge or up on the dijk is a LOT of work!!!

    Luc Rochefort
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First trip to Europe was in the Nethelands with my bike. A mountain bike, 18 speeds and all! Steepest hill: an overpass.... I tried to sell my bike at one point. I couldn’t. Who needs a 18 speed mountain bike there? A 80 years old grandma passed by me on the fietspad on a one speed bike...

    Jana Harms-Bouw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha!! They call that bike an "omafiets"...a grandma bike.

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    Warren Eakins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the Netherlands doesn't have in hills it make up for it with fierce wind.

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    Erika Drewke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup sounds about right. Having an american best friend is very eye-opening for both of us! They drive outside their state about once a year, out familytravels often means car and going through 7ish countries to get to our destination

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove from Northern California to Louisiana. I drove through five states. It took 4 days, 12 hours each. A whole day just to get through Texas.

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    Nenad Pavlović
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water and coffee refills are free in most of Scandinavia too

    Jainu Jogani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my first week in the USA and some random walking down the street person smiled at me. I stopped to ask him if he knew me. #thingsyoulearn

    Kyana Winter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I confirm this to be very, VERY true. I also can't emphasize the sales tax one enough.

    Display Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all states have sales tax. I'm from NJ where there is no tax on clothing and groceries. I was very surprised when I moved to AZ and had to pay sales tax on these things.

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    EM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy is the exception to the small portion sizes.

    Lola
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The majority of us don’t own a gun.

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    Dedda Rogers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all true! Americans also like to put carpet on all floors and then walk on them with their dirty shoes lol They do like to put ice cubes in every drink but I actually like that one :D

    Maysa Niyazova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaahahaha "Don't make eye contact!" YES! NOBODY OUTSIDE OF THE STATE SMILES ON THE STREET! IT'S WEIRD, PEOPLE!!!

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other countries, they probably compost, or otherwise reduce waste, more than Americans do.

    EM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only two states in the US that don't have a sales tax on every little thing are Oregon and New Jersey.

    Stacy Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. No sales tax in New Hampshire. Also several states don't charge tax on certain items, such as clothing.

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    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    ✎Kinda_Scarlett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Asian-American, I can confirm this is true

    Bari
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tend to think my Filipino husband is Mexican. It's HILARIOUS.

    Uchman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My British Indian friend was mistaken for a Latino so many times when he went to Miami. They will just come up to him abd start rattling off Spanish and he will be like "whoa" 🤣

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    Ocelotty1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got this in Russia, everyone thought I was a local - no idea why

    Jonathon Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once got complimented on her English whilst staying in america. She's 100% English.

    Ashley Kellers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im impressed the Taiwanese tried three languages! - Some struggle with one

    Symtpom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo wait, they speak Chinese in Taiwan and hong kong

    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but Hong Kong has cantonese too. A lot of people speak it (most people) and it's increasing

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    Alex Sol
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it should be Midwestern and Southern USA. Rarely will you get that reaction in Hawaii, California, or the cities of the Northeast.

    Kanishka Rajawansha
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly, Sri Lankans think those people are Chinese. Because now there are so many Chinese people here..

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    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In NYC it needs to be aimed 20 degrees down into a smart phone.

    G13
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the USA the face needs to be inside the smartphone at a negative angle or something lol

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    Meri Kassner-Gomez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! All the tourists who come to NYC spend all of their time looking up and don’t pay any attention to where they are walking! It makes all of us native New Yorkers nuts! Especially when I’m trying to get to work and the sidewalks are crammed with people walking so slowly they could be stopped!

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Finland it is also a huge dog poop problem. Most dog owners just don't care and if someone complains about the dog poop they always just show other trash like cigarette butts and say that they start collecting dog poop after other people start collecting trash. Especially in the spring when the snow is melting the walking paths just smell like dog poops of the whole winter.

    Wordfloe-Acid-Test
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confused... Do they not pick up after their dogs?

    Patrick Richard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But France is 90° as well, not 270°

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or San Francisco, California.

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    Nubmaeme
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I experienced similar conditions while living in Alaska. You learn to live by the clock and not the sun. In the winter, the sun was only available between about 10AM and 2PM. In summer, it didn't get dark. Instead, you would put aluminum foil over your bedroom windows to block the light.

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    Jo Browne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have good blinds/curtains

    Linda Robinett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Alaska. You cannot tell the time by the sun

    Katrín Jóhannesdóttir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the things I miss from home, now that I live abroad

    Sara Halldórs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magical energy of summer in Iceland! <3 :D Winter - hibernation, summer - crazy action almost 24/7 xD

    Carson Lujan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Finland I already got used to this

    Leyla Abdulla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad at all. 24 hours light days meant: I was less tired, I ate only twice in those 24 hours, and slept between 00:00 and 04:00 , max 5 hours: but was full of energy! Sun and light really does good for the body and mind.

    DotC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sleep in any amount of light as long as its quiet. If I dont sleep, NO ONE WINS.

    Esther
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sounds wonderful

    Arvydas Lanca
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole territory of Iceland is below the Arctic circle, there are no Midnight sun or particularly long summer days and winter nights.

    Kári Ævarsson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, what? Have you even been there? There most certainly is midnight sun in the middle of summer, and very few daylight hours in the darkest winter.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA: OHHHH SAYYYY CANNN YOUUU SEEEE???

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it would be us on a mobile phone conversation. We don't tend to spontaneously break out in the national anthem.

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    Nenad Pavlović
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easter Europe: :POWER DRILL SOUNDS:

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If slurping ramen is polite in Japan, guess I'm packing my bags, folks!

    Jungabunga
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Japan right now typing this. They slurp like crazy

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    Wina Alkerchief
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True.. I live in Indonesia. The majority people are Moslems. My house is so close with a mosque and the morning prayer start at 4.15 a.m depends on the sunrise.. I host people in my house since im on couchsurfinh. And majority of them coming from abroad was shocked and awaken when they hear the Morning prayer call. Few of them cursed though.. And i have to give my guests notification regarding the morning prayer call and giving them a ear plug to them..

    Lindsey Coffin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA: “JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL! LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOORLD...”

    Linda Robinett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard the call to prayer in the distance. I liked the sound myself.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago my family spent a week and change in Istanbul. The call to prayer from a mosque near our B&B made a great alarm clock.

    Cathrine Simone
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I can confirm the first two! LOL Japan is up at the top of my next to travel to list.

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    Uchman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think it's a ploy to sell more duty free goods. I had to remove stuff in my carryon before they allowed me to check in but then I bought like 6 bottles of liquor from duty free weighing more than my carryon and was allowed to board!

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with sooooo many things. Water. Nail scissors. Alcohol. Tweezers. Shampoo etc.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started losing my trust in airport security when my cuticle scissors were confiscated. Geez - those blades were just a few millimeters long! I couldn't have held a squirrel hostage with those things!

    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started losing my trust in airport security when one of them grabbed my breasts.

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    Sreenath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double trap! Loosing both ways : (

    Jeanne Wessinger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me! I was thinking omg why?

    Cat person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually last summer I was going through Austria and they let me take my razor. I thought I'd have to get rid of it but I asked just in case and they said it was allowed (in my carry-on)

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously never understood this

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    #15

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Ml7500
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native French, I honestly admire people learning french : this langage is hard ! Therefore I would never make fun or faking not to understand just because is is not perfect. This comic shows a very parisian reaction you would probably not know somewhere else in France...

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people of Montpellier were incredibly patient and kind with me. I think Parisians who are tired of tourists give the entire country a bad reputation. (Seeing the behavior of tourists around the world, it's hard to blame them.)

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    Stefie Boop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true :( First we do speak english (yes, yes) and we understand foreign accents because of all the people from the entire world who come to visit us all the time, please come to France to see by yourself...

    Ana B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. I'm on an exchange, and last week I was visiting l'Île de Ré. I ordered lemon ice cream and I had to repeat my order like 5 times because apparently I was saying the word "citron" just a TINY bit wrong.

    Leyla Abdulla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, it's mad! I gave up my Duolingo French course, because no matter how I repeated the word, it wasn't accepted by the program. Wrong pronunciation? French had too many letters, written to not be pronounced, while imaginary ones are being spelled. I need more sense to a language.

    Asia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, try buying le baguette. But be ready to cut your heart out of shame because it's la baguette...

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me started : I'm fluent in french since it was the first language I learned at home. Last time I was on a campsite in France the guy didn't get my request for ice cubes....

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a french speaker (native language is english), and having heard the plethora of ways different nationalities pronounce certain french words, I can fully understand why the french have difficulty understanding. The challenge is, just like english, french is not a phonetic language ie it doesn't look like it sounds. (eg "language" = "lang-widge". "phonetic" could be read as "phone-tic" or "p-hon-e-tic", whereas it is pronounced as "fon-et-ic". Same challenges with french)

    Carla Schan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar experience in Quebec many years ago ordering beer.

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    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't add to your existing stuff, why does the stuff you originally packed seem to grow or expand when you pack to go home? Dirt takes up that much space?

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mail most stuff home right before I leave. Learned that living out of a sea bag for months on end

    Maria Alexandra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Sorry, one of those weirdos who has perfect order on my way back too :p

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    #17

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    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri: Go straight for 570240 feet. Your destination is on your left

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all non-americans think "how many metres / kilometres is that?"

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    Milan V.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saudi Arabia. Go straight and on Thursday turn right.

    it's me again
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you take a left at Mr. Johnson's cow, but if she ain't thar then look for the old elm on the Smith's property that got cut down a couple years ago and drive about a tick thataway for a bit & you'll be thar in no time. ⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️

    Mildy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Nebraska and the directions are more complicated than go straight like we have go left on o or keep going on capital parkway then with all the curves it will turn into pioneers boulevard

    Cat Skyfire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Nebraskan, I can confirm.

    Giraffes Inc.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Californian, yup! Fortunately I live a bit further East than these freeways because they're usually a mess!

    DotC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AZ is similar only we have a LOT fewer freeways. You do have to be careful with the 202. It is a big loop so you have to say Red Mountain (North side of the East Valley) or the SanTan (South side of the East Valley). 101 is tricky for outta towners, too. It starts in the SE of the county and turns West in North Scottsdale and goes all the way to the 17. The 303 is pretty much so West siders can get to the 17 without touching the 10 East.

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    Sylvia Niedner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in nebraska! i can confirm XD

    DotC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, KS, SD, eastern CO and most of Texas are similar.

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    Maci Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this is how it is in a lot of places, but where I live most of the roads are named for how long they are. So if somebody asked for directions, they would probably be told to "go straight on 3 mile, then turn left onto 5 mile. After that turn right onto 9 mile." XD

    Anugerah Firdauzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my place, people will reply by mentioning the cardinal direction, like south, north, east, or west instead of going straight then taking left or right. This is so confusing for outsider who's new to the city

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people make these kind of freeway jokes @ CA they always forget to add the NSEW direction. You can’t just tell someone to get on the 710 for example. You HAVE to tell them either the 710 north or the 710 south or you use the city name for that freeway heading in the right direction. Anyone who has gotten on the freeways in California heading in the wrong direction knows how quickly that can becomes a nightmare how fast you can find yourself in the desert when you’re supposed to be heading towards the ocean. But actually freeway talk is kind of a thing of the past since everyone just uses their phones for directions now.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. This is the route from Long Beach to Glendale. There is only one way these freeways connect together in this order so cardinal directions are not necessary. From Long Beach there is only one direction one can take the 710 and connect with the the 405: North. From the 405 there is only one direction one can take and connect with the 110: North, etc.

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    Mimi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gold!! I remember my us-friends being all excited about our ö and ü

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that guy who was in charge of investigating Russian interference in the 2016 American election. Mueller should have an umlaut over the u and no e after the u

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Müller? :D Yeah, that would be the german writing of that name.

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    G13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two dots above the u

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one. What are/is umlauts?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two dots on top of letters in Germanic languages. Üö

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    marnidarr
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be higher on the list.

    Robert Pacl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told my umlauts were very good

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's thinking about "u." Another you, you know.

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    Lynn B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget....a meal is eaten in HOURS, not minutes!

    Valeria Giannangelo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usually goes like this: appetizer (it could be one dish or a few.. I once had 14), first, first second (not always), second, side dishes, second second (again, not always), fruit, dessert, coffee and digestive.

    Suzanne Lee Rouland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My husband, unused to Italians, ate a lot of the lasagna on Thanksgiving. Then the host said "Let's bring out the first turkey."

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still smaller then american portions

    Jane Laberee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was holiday meals with my Italian ex-in-laws! So much food that something would always be left behind in the oven, to be discovered when we started cleaning up. "Hey, look! We forgot the stuffed mushrooms!"

    Alejandro Suarez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Christmas joke, when the grandma screams way past twelve that thay forgot dessert. But is on Spanish. Sorry. https://youtu.be/VY6jiIYjJVg

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    Lara L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza doesn't need a first course btw.

    Sheyla Devic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! This happened and i was so shocked! 😅

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just decided that I am going to Italy.

    Susan Bernardo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We stayed at an agriturismo in Italy a few years ago, and our bellies almost exploded. 14 courses...they just kept bringing food out! It was all delicious, but it soon became painful.

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    Buse Demirel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    İ am Turkish. And i dont think this is true :/

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be true from the perspective of someone who doesn't drink Turkish coffee often?

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    Elifcan Duygun
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of true, especially if you have it in a touristic coffee house. Turkish coffee beans are roasted twice. It makes the coffee stronger. Also, we put a lot of coffee for each cup so that coffee will be frothy. But if you have it at home it depends on one's taste of course. Greetings from İstanbul :)

    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Argentina you wake up not because of the coffe, but because of the incessant chat of the person right next to you :D

    djinnjeannie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe that there is anywhere in the world that serves weaker coffee than that dishwater stuff the Americans serve

    Erzuq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland: very black coffee (I live in Finland and i hate it X'D)

    Giraffes Inc.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MmmmmMMMMmm, I used to make Turkish coffee at home, quite often. I can still taste it - pure deliciousness!

    Kazandra Asaha
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Vietnam then and you'll know what strong coffee means XD

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my experience in the USA.... I have to disagree completely. The "coffee" there is barely caffeinated. 4 cups are about equal to an expresso.

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like I need to go to Turkey asap!

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    Kathleen Barlow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historic Building (est. 1965) hahaha

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate...except you have the "Mcmansion gated community" and "Suburbia"...but every city also has their "Sketchy & Red Light Blvd" part of town too...the one with subsidized housing and trailer parks....poorer people live in cities too!

    Giraffes Inc.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now now, we rarely put a park next to a Monstrous Highway Super Interstate (MHSI). Far too noisy. We like ginormous warehouses adjacent to the MHSI, maybe some nifty mega shopping centers ... but the downtown strip? Yup ;)

    David Grady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot "The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr Blvd"

    zoumerela
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Starbucks around every corner missing.

    Eric Lambrecht
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confirm this, as an american citizen.

    rachelle hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s by the skyscrapers that we have no parking. It’s all metered or you have to pay to park. But there is tons of parking in the suburbs.

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    Hidden Memes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. It would appear that a Demoman has taken the Spy's Engineer disguise.

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is the Netherlands

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet Weetabix and diluted tea...

    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate hahahahaha

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Brits vacation in Seattle? And do they like the weather

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta be quiet or you'll scare the fish

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta be quiet or you'll scare the Finns ;-)

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    Blake Leonard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Se on hyvä ja oikea! - Englantilainen ja Suomalainen Lontoossa.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fishing in America too

    Eileen Keck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling I would like Finland.

    Chech Dasaus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know both types of finns those who barely ever say a word. And those who dance naked on the footbridge after 10 beer.

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why fishing is, yawn, boring.

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    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans are chronically sleep deprived. We need a constant infusion of coffee.

    DaVo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the point. Cappuccino is for breakfast.

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    Raul Acosta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is wrong with this????

    Michele Ottone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, there's nothing wrong with it. Though, it's utterly against traditional Italian food and beverage culture. It's like starting a meal with a dessert, maybe worse. An Italian author, Marco Malvaldi has made a funny cliché of it in his thriller novels, where an amateur-investigator professional barista refuses to serve cappuccinos past breakfast hours.

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    Paulo Sakamoto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't ask for ketchup

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same. :D Here in Finland it is very common to eat pasta with ketchup so that is a culture shock to visit Italy and see that there is pasta everywhere but no ketchup.

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    Abraham Sanchez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Espresso si, cappuccino no. I believe it has to do with mixing milk with tomato-based sauce. You’ll have to ask an Italian. :-)

    Jac Mala
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep it s about milk (+sugar) and salty things .. u cannot take a Cappuccino with a Sandwich for example , it s considered to be disgusting...

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    Glenys Vargas de Sorrentino
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Italians are not aware of WHY this is a rule. The reason Italians never order a cappuccino after breakfast is because the milk would go bad by 11am. They have refrigeration now, so one would think that wouldn't be a problem. However, if you go to any bar in Italy, you'll notice that they don't often get around to putting the milk back in the fridge, so DON'T GET A CAPPUCCINO AFTER 11AM.

    Steven Griswold
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. I traveled to Florence and some tourists from North Carolina were at the table next to us; they ordered a Bistecca Fiorentina - and sent it back because it was "raw" (read: cooked properly medium rare). The waiter brought out the manager who brought out the chef to attempt to explain to the tourists why they couldn't just "put it back on the grill and make it medium-well." I was convinced the police were next to be involved.

    Rodrigo “centoventicinque” Boschi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    background for you : "bistecca" is how " beef steak" sound to an italian who doesn't speak english , in florence they learnt what a bistecca is and how cook it from english chefs

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    Kyana Winter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Colombia its foreigns wanting empanadas after breakfast

    Laura G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to order a aperitif rather than an digestif after a meal in Paris once. The waiter gave me a look of withering scorn, explained my stupidity and refused to serve me unless I ordered a proper digestif. I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me.

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    Matthew Hignite
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans always have a horrible night of sleep so we need lots of caffeine if we don't have a lot of caffeine we die from lack of energy

    Alex Sol
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or eating springrolls (eggrolls) as a dinner appetizer. No one, I mean NO ONE in the Chinese speaking world eats spring rolls at dinner. It is a brunch/dim sum food.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's very respectful to greet people in their native language when you travel abroad

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I tried to learn a few sentences when visiting Estonia. The only problem was that I learned to say "Hello" (Tere) so well that they took it like that I knew Estonian fluently and replied back in Estonian. Really good for my self-esteem though. :D

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Caucasian in Korea, I disagree. You say hello in Korean, their reaction is always "you speak Korean really well!!!!"

    Angi Belsly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree with the Korean - they are always complimentary when you use in Korean and are very proud of their language!

    Mala Qiu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Taiwan, and you won't believe how many people compliment me on my Chinese after only hearing me say "good morning." It's so weird.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'He said 'Hello' in German.! ' I couldn't care less'

    Alyse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm learning mandarin right now, and I gotta say this is completley accurate. All of the chinese people I've met are so impressed even when I've just said "你好吗?“

    Gary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not easy though, I'm learning it on my commutes home in the afternoon.

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    Linda Robinett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do appreciate even simple Ni Hao

    Ashley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korean isn't very hard though...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Took me a year to become fluent. Learnt reading/writing on my own. Started speaking in 6 months of living there and attending the course.

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    Paper A
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolol totally agree with the Chinese thing 😂

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    #26

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

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    Ruth Sneddon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: There's a nice cottage in the small valley just past the farm by the edge of the lake.

    The Devil
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else read it with scottish accent..!! I did and I sucked.!! lol

    Ashley Wright
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The further north one goes in Scotland, the harder it is to understand them. That’s what’s so charming. I ❤️ Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    pusheen buttercup
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol XDDDD my dad is scottish. he always says the actors have a good false scottish accent if I can barely understand them

    Lynn B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the Welsh. But don't try to READ it.

    Bored Moogle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bothy" and "croft" were the only words I didn't get.

    Jennifer Crompton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true!! I tried to read "A Scots Quair" because it's touted to be the best piece of Scottish literature there is, but I had to look up 20 words per page!! I thought most of the reason Scots are hard for me to understand was the accent but they have different names for everything it's nearly another language!! I had zero problem understanding things and people in Ireland, but Scotland is a whole other world! 😂😂

    Nancy Baldauf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scares me that I knew exactly what it means the first time I read it. Gotta start going to other countries.

    Charlie Dick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well bothy is more like a shepherd's hut to shelter in the hills, even a but n ben is bigger but not cottage size.

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    #27

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so very accurate... (hardly anyone sings "zum Geburtstag viel Glück!")

    engineer_nope.avi
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just doesn't roll off the tongue, does it?

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    Guy MacGregor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say "Joyeux Anniversaire" in France. "Bonne fête à toi" is used in Quebec.

    Alex Mickle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I was like.. no that's not how we sing it at all.

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    Marie-Eve Scheibling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French say Joyeux Anniversaier! Bonne Fête is québecois😀

    boredhuman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a country where they don't sing birthday songs to you? I would like to immigrate there.

    Tom Schmidt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VielGlückundvielSegenaufallDeinenWegenGesundheitundFrohsinnseiauchmitdabe

    Sophie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe. In Poland we have totally different son and melody. "Sto lat, sto lat."

    Ava Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday to me I'm dying at three because my parents didn't vaccinate me! Yay........ oh wait

    Nad Vls
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "bonne fête à toi ?!!" Oo what is that? We say "joyeux anniversaire" (happy birthday) 🤔

    anisub
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sing "zum Geburtstag viel Glück" in Germany

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    #28

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak in my hometown's accent even foreign languages when I'm in my hometown. ♥ Could be environmental influence. Hmmmmh.... Now, I kinda wanna do research about it.

    Chech Dasaus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think I can very well understand finish from the phone calls with my finish grandma and finish television. But whenever I hear finns talking tho each other I don't understand a single word.

    Screaming Monkey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!! I realized how sloppy I was when a coworker (native Chinese) had no idea what I was saying when I asked them, "Djeet yet?" (Did you eat yet? it was lunchtime...)

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans have become quite lazy in their speech habits. (I can say this; I’m American😊). One thing that bugs me the most? “There’s three bowls on the table.” NO! It’s, “There’re three bowls on the table.”

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bugs me is when people are trying not to be sloppy and getting it wrong. For example, when they say something like, "The guy stood right between him and I." (It's "him and me" of course.) And when people are so afraid to use the word "me" that they incorrectly use the word "myself", as in "If you have questions, please don't hesitate to get in touch with Mary or myself."

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    #29

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    SnowyLynx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar in Hispanic countries. Tourists don’t know that you can bargain the price and get something for quite cheap—if you’re lucky that is.

    Victor Manteca Hierro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Latino America. In Spain, if you try that you'll get kicked out.

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    EM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many countries where the average income isn't very high, locals will have larger prices for visiting Americans, knowing that we will buy almost anything. Same thing with the police forces there. They will pull almost any American for the smallest infraction knowing that they will be able to pay.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except most Americans don't try to bribe cops

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    Josh Tall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i learned my lesson when buying street food....order what the person in front of you orders, then see if they raise the price....only happens once.

    Goldameir Mektania
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahahahaha! typical south east asian. we have different unofficial rate card once we smell tourist.

    Lou Herout
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this exact conversation in Puerta Rico... I could scream

    Teri Donovan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found it helpful to just say "oh, thanks. too much" and start to walk away.

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always about 🔩’ing over the tourist.

    Rachael Facenda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called a stupid tax that foreigners pay way too often.....

    Gabb'z Gabriel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Filipino and for my first trip outside the Philippines, I went to Thailand. People there are generally nice. They keep on talking to me in Thai (coz yes I do look like one). Before going back home, went to some shops to buy souvenirs ("pasalubong" in our native tongue) kept on bargaining even if I dont speak Thai. Went home without buying anything in its original price. My Thai host was impressed with my bargaining skills hehehehe what they dont know is that bargaining is a common practice in the Philippines too hehehehe

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    #30

    A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

    Itchy Feet Comic Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually quite sad.

    Ane Torine Myrhaug Bæra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering the faxt that Japan is the country with the higest occurence of suicide and heart failure due to extreme amounts of stress.

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    Dave Webb
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are from the gent's Patreon. Might want to take em' down

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, if they are Patreon material, they should definitely come down. For anybody unfamiliar with Patreon, that's content only available to paid subscribers. Posting paid content anywhere free is not cool.

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    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you hold your ticket in your hand, someone will wake you up at your stop

    Karen Lees
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have 2 to 3 hours a day for like a lunch/nap break.

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep only if you're not getting felt up by the perv behind you.

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