40 Of The Best Posts From This Online Group That Perfectly Sum Up Ireland And The Irish Sense Of Humor
Ah, Ireland. A beautiful country known for its stunning coastlines, rich culture, love for the potato and for giving the world St. Patrick’s Day. With a population of just over 5 million, Ireland has still managed to make quite the mark on the world.
Another thing the Irish should be known for is their great sense of humor. We took a trip to the Ireland subreddit to dive into their culture and had a great time. With over 500k members, r/Ireland shares a wide variety of posts from memes mocking the English to jokes about their country’s impressive alcohol consumption. We’ve gathered our favorite posts, so pour yourself a Guinness, turn on your favorite Cranberries album and settle in for your Irish lesson of the day. And when you’ve finished this list, check out another Bored Panda piece highlighting Irish humor right here.
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How Beautiful
In return the irish sent over 2.5million Euro during Covid to the Choctaw tribe as a way of repaying their generosity. A fund was set up and if you look at the names of the donations it's Irish people all over the world letting them know we never forgot their kindness.
Agreed. Also native values, teach us to answer the cry for help of people, other animals, and the land. There is no honor or strength in ignoring suffering
Load More Replies...Ireland has a special scholarship just for the Choctaw as a result. Iirc the Choctaw can also become Irish citizens easier than most.
This is the truth. "Americans" treat the native people like second class citizens. It's still a caste system even if not formally recognized
Load More Replies...Wonderful story but not sure why it's in this thread, perplexes me a bit.
In celebration of Irish culture, let’s take a moment to acknowledge some of the most beautiful parts of their country. Ireland has no shortage of scenic views and stunning landscapes, so we’ll mention a few that you can keep in your back pocket until you one day make that bucket list trip. According to the CN Traveller, one of the most famous notable spots in Ireland is the Cliffs of Moher. Towering 702 feet above the Atlantic Ocean for about 9 miles along the coastline, these cliffs provide breathtaking views. The best time to visit is at sunset when you may be surrounded by tourists, but you’ll definitely be provided with a fantastic view.
Yep
As I said in the previous post, there's enough houses for everyone. The problem is not the private landlord who owns a small flat and rents it, the problems are corporations who speculate and take advantage of the situation.
Seems About Right
Unpopular opinion, but demonizing landlords makes small one-property landlords like myself want to quit and sell. I turned my townhouse into a rental when we got married. I get calls DAILY from corporations wanting to buy it from me. Who do you think raises rent more… hint, not me.
I enjoy the relationship I have with my landlord; they're a nice early 70's something couple. An two years ago I moved into they're one br house about ten minutes from town. My rent was $700.00 a month + electric my water is included. Last Christmas they told me since I help the husband with simple chores (he has cerebral palsy) they lowered my rent down to $650.00 a month. Their's good people out there.
Load More Replies...You are generalizing without knowing all the landlords. There are some pretty awful tenants... Speaking from experience sadly.
My experiences with landlords have all been positive (in Canada mostly, but also in the UK). My roommates and I were charged reasonable rent and were well taken care off by the landlord and super. In the UK, the landlord even picked me (and my 2 cats) up at Heathrow and drove us the 3 hours to pur rented house in Exeter. He was a lovely man, and again, the rent was reasonable. When I met my husband, he had a house with a basement suite that he rented out to a single mother and her daughter. It was a 3 bedroom suite with a dishwasher (everything in the suite was newer than the appliances in the main floor). He charged $800/month and never raised the rent in almost 10 years of them living there. I actually became pretty tight with the tenants once I moved in. Not all landlords are douches.
This made me laugh out loud, but we are grateful to have the absolute best landlords ever.
My landlords are awesome. Very kind, easy going but we return the favor and treat the house like our own.
Next, the CN Traveller advises visitors add Connemara to their list of exciting sights. The Connemara region stretches across County Galway and is home to a wide variety of nature including lakes, bogland, mountains filled with sheep, a rugged coastline, hidden bays and charming small towns. You can also see Killary Harbour, Ireland’s only fjord and the Alcock and Brown monument. The 40,000 acre Connemara National Park even features beautiful hiking trails for adventurous travelers.
Gerard Hennessy And His Letter To The Irish Times Is Undoubtedly The Best Thing I’ve Read This Year
The NY Times & Washington Post should have picked up on this one.
A certain former US president who knows more about virology than any doctor who ever lived???
I looked this up on line and my suspicions were exactly correct: the bishop was actually encouraging deference to the WHO, despite unstated moral reservations due to the fact that the vaccine was unnecessarily tested on stem cells from aborted tissue.
I Once Wore A Silver Jacket
"Yeah, the dilithium crystal shattered and shorted out the warp core. Lucky I had a spare or I wouldn't have made it at all."
one of my prized possesions is a dilithium crystal from TOS. :)
Load More Replies...I went through a goth/metalhead phase in high school (phase never ended, just the clothes changed back to "normal") and my family will never let me forget it. As far as they're concerned, I'm still The Goth.
Lol just about the same here. No longer do the black cherry or black lipstick, fishnets under ripped pants, current clothes are mostly black still however. My mom teases me when I go to look for a shirt and she pipes up with "oh looking for something black?" durr-hurr-hurr mom, that never gets old 🙄 😅
Load More Replies...I would've been like yeah, those darn Robinsons were bickering again and we got....ahem, Lost in Space.
Going Through My Screenshots & Found This Gem
I don't blame people for the actions of their ancestors. You can only blame people for what they personally do. Just let go of historical hate.
But it should be mentioned what happened and people should not be silent about it as if nothing had happened.
Load More Replies...That last reply cracked me up; damn it man, the Irish and Scots are hilarious AF (England's citizens can be too at times)
Here's the thing: There's a whole library of history between Ireland and England, however it would be a mistake to think that most Irish people hate English people. Irish people tease their friends quite a bit, that's part of the culture and it's mostly friendly banter. I can't speak for English culture but I believe it's similar in that regard, so it's understood when things like this are in jest.
Raised in Scottish school system, no love lost for the English there, either!
It's mainly folks from unionist backgrounds who dislike it but they're suffering from Stockholm syndrome imo
Load More Replies...Another exciting stop in Ireland is one of many former regional railways that have been converted into off-road walking and cycling routes for active visitors to explore. The Waterford Greenway is a 28-mile trail stretching from Waterford to Dungarvan, featuring exciting views of the countryside and old railway tunnels along the way. Lastly, the CN Traveller notes that visiting the city of Dublin is a must. With both the Dublin Bay and the River Liffey, Dublin is a gorgeous city with many views of water and Georgian architecture.
Always Look Forward To A New Sign From Them
Makes Me Proud To Be Irish
"Irish poet Horace de Vere Cole was an accentric prankster. He once ruined a 'pretentious and terrible play' by giving tickets for strategically selected seats to bald men. When the lights went up their shiny heads spelt out a swearword"
The "Abyssinian prince" on the left in the picture is actually Virgina Woolf in blackface - as part of another prank, they posed as ambassadors and made a "surprise visit" to the HMS Dreadnought. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnought_hoax
Dunno Where I Stand On Kashmir But...
Not an expert on either situation, but it seems a world apart politics wise. Britain and Ireland have a treaty acknowledging Northern Ireland's right to self determination. Northern Ireland may one day join the Republic, there are provisions in the treaty for it to happen if the people want it (and it's moving further that way), but if it does it will be because it voted to do so. Whereas Kashmir is a Muslim majority country under a Hindu country's martial law. They don't get a say.
India isn't a Hindu country, it's a secular one. Yes, it has a majority Hindu population, and yes, the current right-wing party in power BJP is keen on making India a "Hindu Rashtra" (Nation of Hindus), but India's foundation has it's roots in secularism. Also, the population of Muslims in India is even greater than that of those in the whole Pakistan. It is also undeniable that the Kashmir issue might not have been handled as properly as it should've been.
Load More Replies...Folks like to pretend that the genocide got all of the natives in the Americas, missed me
Load More Replies...I wish I could remember where I saw an article that summed up part of the situation in Northern Ireland something like this: "The Republicans greatest fear is that the Irish want Northern Ireland but can't afford it, the Loyalists greatest fear is that the British can afford Northern Ireland but don't want it...and they're both correct." Edited to add - seems like the articles I linked to below mostly back that up!
https://www.politico.eu/article/poll-ireland-unification-support-costs-brexit/
Load More Replies...What!? It's not the same, it's not even similar. Hong Kong was occupied by the british and rightfully given back to China. The whole self determination thing of Hong Kong was one last colonial troll move by the british.
Load More Replies...Next, let’s celebrate some of the greatest contributions Ireland has made to the world. And I would be remiss if I did not mention Guinness beer. Founded in 1759, Guinness has become one of the most beloved beers of all time, due to its signature smooth and creamy finish. In 1988, Guinness made history by introducing an innovative “rocket widget” into their cans to keep the drink nitrogenized. Three years later, Guinness was even awarded “the Queen’s Award for Technological Achievement, beating the Internet to be voted by Britons as the best invention of the previous 40 years”.
My Great Great Grandfather Friend Is Part Irish
Being of Irish descent seems to be way more popular in the US than any other descent. Like it's the "cool" heritage.
Same with Italian, because for years they were discriminated against. They were the mid-19th century wave of immigration of largely poor, largely catholic people, very much unwanted by the descendants of Colonial families who were largely wealthier (relatively) and protestant. You can find racialist "scientific" writings explaining how the Irish were actually closer to African people as similarly 'unevolved' humans and so forth. Because of that, they banded together and created networks of support that revolved around their ethnic and national identities - those ties were then passed down through the generations (generations that, because of their relative lack of wealth, often remained in the same neighborhoods/cities rather than spreading out, thus keeping those ties stronger than they might otherwise have been).
Load More Replies...The fun thing about being Welsh in the usa is that (after asking me if I’m English), they still tell me how Irish they are.
During the pandemic I started working on my ancestry and found some interesting things. I agree that some people go to the extremes, but I like finding fun, but obscure facts about my ancestry. BTW, my paternal side came from Denbigh, Wales. I also have a Capt. Hook, And a whole slew of LaStranges. And guess what? I have a bit of Irish, too. Through Scotland. I just enjoy finding out where my ancestors lived.
Load More Replies...I told my Irish mother-in-law that I am only 1/8th Irish. She was so keen to relinquish me of my English heritage, she has made me an honorary Irish man.
He looks like he is about to suggest you to turn your PC of and back on
I found out a few years ago that my ancestors (came to Australia during the 1850's) were Irish on my dad's side. I don't see myself as Irish or even identify as Irish. I am Australian.
Just got my 23 and me back I'm .1% Irish my husband came back 11%. He now thinks our future children are destin to be gingers and he is very excited 😂😂😂
An Open Letter To Boris
Have you tried throwing their tea in the harbor? Worked for us!🇺🇸
Load More Replies...Irelands claim to Northern Ireland is based PURELY on geography, not on what the people of the Northern Ireland want ( which is overwhelmingly to remain a part of the UK ). The claim to rip Northen Ireland out of the UK is like Mexico laying a claim on Texas once again, even though the people of Texas probably would rather not rejoin...
I hope not! That would mean a dramatic fall in wealth and opportunities. Scotland simply does not have the economy to be independent. 70% of trade is with the rest of the UK. Once trade barriers go up, everything they sell would be subject to import taxes and Scottish suppliers would be competing with eastern europe ...ouch! Then there is the immediate costs of the massive social funding bill paid for by the rest of the UK (ie, National health services schools, public transport etc ). Can't imagine Scots wanting to be in a country where there is no work, social care or properly funded education.
Load More Replies...Funny to see you butthurt about the English getting slagged when you're on other posts slagging Americans off.
Load More Replies...It's a complex question not answered easily, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the queen
Load More Replies...The President’s Dog, Síoda, Has Passed Away. Rip Síoda
I think that he got another pupper since then. They are Bernese mountain dogs btw
That should’ve been out cue to not trust him.
Load More Replies...Lovely dog. Her name means "silk". She enjoyed a great career with her Da.
What a gorgeous dog. I hope they're enjoying themselves in doggo heaven 💗🐶🇮🇪
I'm so sad to hear that! The videos of him speaking while loving on his dog made my day many times. 🥺
Another great contribution Ireland has made to the world is creating some wonderful artists. I don’t know what I would do at karaoke nights without being able to sing “Linger” or “Zombie” by the Cranberries. Enya, Van Morrison, Thin Lizzy, Snow Patrol, Sinéad O’Connor, and U2 (Bono and company) are also all Irish. While it can be easy to forget their heritage when their accents are sometimes undetectable in songs, all of these artists are bonded by their culture.
Even Mother Nature Knows A United Ireland Is Inevitable!
It took me a second on this one. At first I thought it was the border between Ireland and Northern Ireland. Then I saw the colors of the Irish flag.
#brexit Special
I perform the Irish exit so well, people don't realize that I left the room. Or enter. I will come in and sit/stand and hear the whole conversation until someone jumps because they didn't see me there.
I preform the Irish entrance. I sometimes scare people accidentally because they didn't realize I was there
Load More Replies...I have never understood this one, have you ever listened to an Irish person finishing a phone call? Half an hour of "Bye, bye, bye, bye now.. sure we'll talk soon, bye, bye bye...etc"
Exactly! It's an American phrase though so maybe that's why it doesn't work?
Load More Replies...A "Midwestern Exit" is when you slap your knees and announce "Well, it's time to head out" and then spend another hour getting to the door, when you proceed to spend another hour talking on the porch.
Don't forget the finale, where the hosts lean on the roof of the car saying goodbye through the windows.
Load More Replies...That's my experience with my texting. Emoticons back and forth. No one wants to be the one who stops. Btw 3/8 Irish heritage 1/2 Swede.
Load More Replies...One Of My Favourite Things Ever Is The 300 Year Gap In Irish Inventions After Whiskey Was Invented
Yes, I too believe that to be the joke they are making :)
Load More Replies...FYI: Because of this timeline, I discovered that the IRISH invented hockey.
Even then, it was rolling a ball down there just so you didn't have to walk all the way down there and knock it over yourself.
Along the same lines of talented artists, the Irish have made a significant mark in the world of acting as well. Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan and Colin Farrell are some of the most notable Irish film actors. But let’s not forget Michael Fassbender, Daniel Day-Lewis and Kenneth Branagh. In recent years, Saoirse Ronan has also made a huge splash in Hollywood by receiving 4 Oscar nominations (for her work in Atonement, Brooklyn, Lady Bird and Little Women) by the age of 26.
This Photo Of Starlings From The Irish Times Is Incredible
When we were kids we'd see a flight of birds like that we'd say "Not my wedding!". Lots of guests, but bird poop on the cake.
I Painted A Mural Of Síoda Over The Last Few Days
For those who don't read Gaelic, the mural says "St Síoda, dog of Ireland"
Thank you so much for the translation, sugar ♥️
Load More Replies...Naomh Síoda, Madra na hErieann. Saint Síoda, Dog of Ireland.
Load More Replies...Dublin Is Healing, Things Are Returning To Normal
This gives me anxiety. Have you SEEN Europeans drive cars?! Bloody hell that kid on the top will certainly be done for if hit. If not all of them
Europeans? You mean like Africans, Asians? It is a landmass with 40+ different countries, each with vastly different conditions imposed on the training of learner drivers.
Load More Replies...Those people are not Irish ….. the Irish do not have that sort of balance 😂😂😂 RRR: I am married to an Irish man
One of the most famous Irish people at the moment is Conor McGregor, the UFC fighter. Known as “The Notorious”, McGregor is the former UFC lightweight and featherweight champion and currently the world’s highest paid athlete. His whiskey brand, Proper No. 12, recently sold for $150 million. Though he’s also famous (or notorious) for his controversial behavior, including a bar fight in Dublin in 2019, and for having a loud mouth, McGregor continues to have millions of supporters worldwide.
I’m An Artist Who Paints Landscapes On Coins, Just Finished This And Thought I’d Share
Wow! To get that much detail in that small of a space takes talent
That is flat out amazing work. The detail on such a small area is brilliant. Beautifully done.
Sure Lookur
England don't compete in the Eurovision, but the UK do, there is a difference.
Load More Replies...Well, obviously. They'll be at the bottom so it isn't hard to do better in Eurovision.
no one votes for the UK anymore - England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland
Load More Replies...Let's Have A Cup Of Tea And Let This All Blow Over
US: Israel is bombing Palestine, we must help Israel (perpetrators). Only Irish: Palestine is falling apart, we must help them (victims).
It says Britain falling apart - but Scotland and Wales didn't really. It was just England
well in Russia's nuke firing example, they showed that they can reach ireland.... There might be a little more to worry about
This was from when Trump was president and Brexit was being negotiated.
Load More Replies...While many of these memes poke fun at England and their complicated history with Ireland, it’s important to understand why the Irish feel that way. Great Britain has a long history of choosing themselves over Ireland, including the Act of Union in 1801. This act fully integrated Ireland into the UK and promised protection for the Irish economy, but within several years, completely abandoned any support and destroyed the Irish economy.
I Think A Burn That Bad Might Require A Trip Ton A+e
Tories are perfidious, shameless oath breakers. They are the sadistic yet spineless spawn and lackeys of a parasitic Aristocracy. They were elected in a landslide.
"perfidious". Thank you for reintroducing that word to my vocabulary.
Load More Replies...Ah, there she is, our Siobhan. She definitely knows the GFA and it was completely ignored as an issue.
I really expect that Brexit is inevitably going to lead to NI reunification with the State. The British government has just mismanaged affairs so badly I expect the referendum will be triggered within 5 years or so.
The amount of tweets I have seen by Brits saying Irish passport holders are getting priority in EU countries, of course we are we never left :D
Load More Replies...I believe David Frost (former Brexit minister) recently gave out about the Biden administration commenting on the risk to the Good Friday Agreement. He maintained it was a purely British matter. This despite the GFA being ratified in referendums by the people of both Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland, signed by both the British and Irish governments and with the US acting as a guarantor of the agreement.
Outstanding
The difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin telling everyone he's Bono.
How do the rich, I mean the real rich, even sleep at night. What has this world come to.
They pay to have bald men spell out swear words in theatres, which amuses them enough to giggle their way to slumber.
Load More Replies...Yeah, at least they didn't have a man in charge of their country's finances who was registered in the US for tax purposes.
You Tell 'Em Jerry
Should the Germans be proud of their accomplishments between 1933 -1944????
Load More Replies...You can add the Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Jamaican, Nigerian, Ghanaian, Palestinian, and a whole bunch of other countries’ flags
Also, hundreds of native tribes. Sure most of us didn't have flags, but that was no reason to commit genocide against us
Load More Replies...No one has to be ashamed of something their ancestors did. But you should at least acknowledge it.
Why, are America ashamed of what is going on there at the current time?No one can even afford to break a leg there. Stop dissing the U.K. all the time when you are no better. Oh yeah, you’re the only country to have nuked another country.
India agrees & approves of this message. So does the rest of the world (Commonwealth)
The Irish potato famine also leads back to the English. While many assume it was purely an unfortunate ecological accident, the Mises Institute reports that “the most glaring cause of the famine was not a plant disease, but England's long-running political hegemony over Ireland”. The English had conquered Ireland more than once and had taken large chunks of land. While the Irish farmers still worked the land, the owners primarily lived in England, remotely managing operations that they were not qualified to run.
In response to the famine, the English did not seem very concerned about saving the Irish. “One account had the people of Massachusetts sending a ship of grain to Ireland that English authorities placed in storage claiming that it would disturb trade. Another report has the British government appealing to the Sultan of Turkey to reduce his donation from £10,000 to £1,000 in order not to embarrass Queen Victoria who had only pledged £1,000 to relief.”
My 90yr Old Granda Still Insists On Cooking Me A Birthday Fry!
Ain't that the truth!! Get it, Grandpa! 🤘♥️🇮🇪
Load More Replies...Can someone pretty please tell me what this gentleman is cooking?
Ah, now I see why my glasses fall when I bend over. I tuck them in the wrong way. thanks Granda.
Construction Sites In Ireland Display Only The Most Relevant Info
No need for the sign, we know that the pubs are open because of the general peacefulness of the scene. If pubs close down on Ireland, there would be total chaos.
Pruoritiess. Edit: Er, that would be priorities. Was in the pub too early, clearly!
Applying For Mortgage In A Time Of Gouging Rents...
Northern Ireland still uses £. In any case it came from an Irish sub-reddit so I suppose that's the justification.
Load More Replies...A mortgage for 500...I wish! Not sure what that is in dollars, but it still sounds good.
That always annoyed the hell out of me when I rented. It makes no sense whatsoever! Also, there should be a law that rent cannot be higher than the mortgage on the property!
The Irish are a tough bunch who have endured a complicated and difficult history while still managing to make significant contributions to the rest of the world. If bonding over sharing memes and tweets about their culture helps unite them, I'm all for it. Here’s to hoping their country is in for centuries of easier times, let’s see that famous luck of the Irish come through for them.
Be sure to upvote your favorite posts, and whether you're Irish or not, let us know in the comments what your favorite thing about the beautiful country of Ireland is!
Opening Paragraphs Of An Irish Times Review Of The “Big” Interview
But this is why people love the royals. He has made a very fine case for them. And the queen is no clown. Lord knows she has seen a cavalcade of them over the years though. Thank goodness one of the most powerful people in the world has been a woman. Look at the s..tshow the other sex created. You know. Just saying its easy to be a clever clogs about anything if you want.
Don't forget that good clowns are good entertainers. The British Monarchy is good for tourism. The Royal Wedding of William and Kate has been a neat source of income for UK.
What A Real President Looks Like
But did he actually shred the ramp? If not, sorry, it's just a publicity stunt.
Poor Aul Hozier!
Who is that? What's going on? What does the comment mean? Is it her commenting? Is it a comment against her by someone else? What is this?
Hoizer, the person who made the tweet, has a well known song called Take Me To Church. In this tweet, he is making a joke about it, saying he was never taken to church. And even though I didn't realize he's Irish until now, I'm assuming the reason the post is here on this thread is because he's Irish.
Load More Replies...Burger King In Tralee Gives No F*cks At All
Our American Counter Parts Who Have Hijacked Irishness For Their Racist Exploits; This Is Who We Are
Then the very sane Irish oppressed women as they died excruciating deaths from forced birth up until recently now the usa is making women nothing but dirt on their shoes once again. I really don't understand why the republicans don't make it law that women over birthing age should exist. Pretty soon any women over 45 will be deemed a waste of resources. Anyone found harboring any women that isn't fertile will go to prison.
Hurricane Ophelia
only beer I'll drink. American beer is disgusting.
Load More Replies...All Atms In Brussels Been Updated To This. Lads, Ye F*cking Love To See It
BP F e c k i n g is not a bad word in Ireland and that is most likely what was used here if claiming to be Irish.
BP censors so many words at this point, I'm surprised we can decipher their posts at all.
Load More Replies...Yeah, Boris treated the EU like a crunt so I'd expect nothing less tbh.
The Irish actually do have their own language, but the English spent centuries forcing them to not speak it until it was almost a dead language. Thankfully Ireland has been working to teach schoolchildren to be fluent in Irish again.
Load More Replies...When The Nightclubs Open Back Up The Glow Will Be Seen From Space
this is what happens when you use too much of Trump™ all Natural Can-O-Tan
Remember one episode of Jeremy Clarkson, where he made remark about Ireland between 1980' and Celtic Tiger. Back then all woman were pale with orange hair. Now they are orange with bleach blond hair.
Frankie Boyle On Brexit
Not necessarily because of a shortage of food either, the cost of living is now so high people can't afford food
The Irish famine wasn’t about a shortage of food either. Political greed. It’s always about political greed.
Load More Replies...what a comment from Frankie boyle, considering he is Scottish and the majority of Scots voted against Brexit.
Erie Go Brag
Oh, THIS. Stop claiming a nationality you don't actually have. Recognize and celebrate your HERITAGE, of course. But claiming to BE Irish or Italian or whatever when you are not - in many cases have never even been to that country! - is just rude.
Agreed! My family has been in the US for three hundred years. Pretty sure we're not Irish anymore. And that's just my mom's side. My dad's side has been less but I don't claim to be German either. I just don't understand some people.
Load More Replies...As mentioned elsewhere- people of Irish descent, Italian descent, and many others here in the US were discriminated against because of ethnicity. So a baby born in the US to Irish immigrant parents , an American baby, would be considered “Irish”. All of that pride that you find folks are finding irritating was a form of defiance and survival. Furthermore, When you’re a child no one asks you if you’re grandad was Irish they ask you if you’re Irish. We very well know that The full phrase is “of Irish descent” but Irish is short hand. Anyone who says Telly instead of television can get behind shorthand. Nobody likes a big horrible ugly American tourist for sure, but when we say we’re Irish here it Comes from a place of pride and connection, not just to the history of the Irish people in Ireland but to the generations of Irish Americans who had to fight unique battles here as well. Sorry it offends.
It's probably even more than that. All of the non native Americans were uprooted when crossing the ocean. So they took part of "their" original homeland with them and keep the memory alive, to keep their roots alive. F.e. 20 years ago my family reconnected with part of our family tree, which left for america when they were "hunted" for being catholic in the 1600. They call us their cousins from switzerland, which I think is nice, gives the feeling of being linked even though you are far away...
Load More Replies...We’re not claiming to be Irish. We’re claiming what our immigrant group went through was unique because it originated in Ireland. My ancestor dug the Erie Canal. Roosevelt’s ancestor owned the Erie Canal. Just because they were both in America doesn’t make them American and nothing else.
I think it mostly comes down to Americans describing themselves as 'Irish' in a different context. It's normally implied they're referring to their heritage when talking to other Americans. In most of the world it generally means you're actually from Ireland (some of whom wouldn't actually identify as Irish anyway). TL; DR, you're not wrong - meanings differ between cultures. I'm in the latter camp for what it's worth - lived all my life in Ireland.
Load More Replies...I’ve always found this odd. I’m English, both my parents are Scottish. I was born in England. I am English.
I'm only third generation American, so a lot of our Irish & German traditions were still passed down.(Irish grandmother married German grandfather & it was scandalous). My other grandmother's mother still had a German accent when I was young. Passing down your traditions is not a bad thing. Making sure I can never go out in the sun without a sunburn, however, I blame on the Irish I have in me, my heritage makes me who I am.
Because The Yanks On R/Mildlyinteresting Don't Understand The Significance, I Got Two Curly Wurlys In One Packet
Yeah but if you've eaten Cafburys chocolate since Kraft bought it you'd realise how unpleasant it is, it now tastes of vegetable oil.
I hated Curly Wurlys, you tuck a bite and all the chocolate fell off as the toffee inside stretched...!!
The Struggle Is Real: The Indignity Of Trying To Follow An American Recipe When You’re Irish
Rocket (plant), sweet pepper (paprika, capsicum), 110 g of butter, coriander.
You misspelled that last one - it should read "dish soap."
Load More Replies...I try to avoid recipes with American measurements for this reason.
and now, I am genuinely curious as to what measurements you use? Do you weigh everything?
Load More Replies...The worst is "pepper". Black/white pepper are a spice, bell pepper is apparently the same as sweet paprika (vegetable, available mostly in red, yellow and green). Unfortunately in German (my mothertongue) Paprika refers to both the bell pepper and the spice (the spice is also calles paprika in English), chilies are peppers, too, while "peperoni" (which is one of the words used in German for chilies) is a pizza topping with sliced salami (I think).
Load More Replies...Internet recipes are like: It's easy, 5min dish with common ingridients. Take butter, salt, flour, eggs, unicorn's rainbow poop, devil's tear, angelic feather and smash it all with Thor's hammer. Smite with Zeus lightning and voila...
I hope the butter one also has an actual grams answer underneath (like the other commenter here) cause a size measurement is just as effed up as telling me 'a stick'. I am not going to put a ruler next to my butter Brenda
I Have Been Drawing Different Countries Using One Line. I Recently Finished Ireland
Bernie Some Lad
From what I've read about her, she sounds like she was! F****n tw@t
Load More Replies...HOLY FECKING SHITE Bernie's a LEGEND. I liked him before. Now I *love* him.
The mere fact that a letter like that had to be written boggles my mind.
@howdylee I feel the same about your presence on BP and you have not been here even that long...
Very True
Although I don't know enough about Nigel Farage to comment one way or the other, I thank you for adding "odious pissweasel" to one of the most important categories of my ever-expanding vocabulary.
Load More Replies...My Most Proud Victory Yet
Sharon Congrats
And drink you under the table at the same time.
Load More Replies...Breaking: Hare With Fag In Its Mouth Spotted Waiting For Bus At Dublin Airport
Dear God that thing is massive!!!! Never seen a hare/rabbit so big before!!!!!
Thought you were talking about the cigy for a second
Load More Replies...Don't you know better than to try and photograph one of the little people? It never comes out right.
Ah Its Himself
Not sure why this was a surprise. Horses are pretty intelligent and have good memories - of course if you spend a decent amount of time with a horse it's going to remember you.
I imagine it's still a cool feeling. Like when your new friend's dog recognizes you the second time you go to visit.
Load More Replies...Animals recognize & remember those who are kind to them. I'm sure had Mr. Neeson been a ghit, the horse would have bitten or kicked him.
It Can Be Quite Irritating
I Don't Have A Horse
I am but the view from my front door is not this nice! I don't have doors this nice!
Load More Replies...Gardaì Delivering Coal, Sticks, Esb Top Up And Prescriptions To A Man Who Had No Transport This Morning.....well Done Sir
Meanwhile in England we had Officer Wayne Couzens and when women tried to do something about it Cressida D**k decided that rather than approach them and converse she'd rather kick seven shades out of them
What the hell is Gardaì, Sticks and Esb Top Up and what does any of that have to do with transport?
The Garda (gardai is singular) are the police in Ireland. The "Esb Top Up" seems to be a pay-as-you-go electricity service (really not certain there as I'm not Irish - just know a lot of Irish), that you buy in shops. So sounds like the gentleman was in danger of no heat or electric because he couldn't get to the shops and the local police took care of him.
Load More Replies...Landlords When They Have To Give Back A Deposit
This kind of thing blows my mind. First up, because that's fecking STEALING and I can't imagine doing it. And second up - and more importantly - there should be a Rental Bond Board or some other third party that means THIS ISN'T THE LANDLORD'S DECISION IN THE FIRST PLACE. Being covered for actual damages - FINE. That's what the bond/deposit is for. Just keeping money because you feel like it? WTF.
Ireland's Reaction To The Six Nations
That was quite some time ago tbh and I say that as an English Ireland supporter.
When The Yanks Warn Ya About The Approaching Storm, But You Remember You Live In A Concrete, Double-Glazed House And Not A F*cking Barn..
American housing where you can kick down a wall with your foot vs. Irish (and mostly all of European) stable concrete/brick/steel-infused etc. built-to-lats homes ;p
Load More Replies...We Did It In 1990
Here We Go
I was really glad when gay marriage was legalised! Do you know that Ireland is the first country to legalise gay marriage by referendum?
Absolutely Anyone Could Grasp That The Fag Machine In The Bróg In Cork Last Night Was Broken
The Chinese says Out of order, but order like law and order. The Chinese is closer to "chaotic."
29a Dublin Bus Driver Put Me In A Good Mood For The Day!
To be sure, we like to make the most of Christmas.
Load More Replies...Comedy!
Well American money did primarily finance the IRA so it makes sense I suppose.
Proposed recipe: Swap Irish whisky and beer for American. Swap Irish Cream for tomato juice. Instead of dropping one shot glass full of tomato and whisky into the beer and then chugging, you pour out 10 shots. Drop one in and start chugging, but while you chug all your mates try throwing the other 9 shots into your drink. If the mates get all their shots in the glass before you finish, you lose. If you manage to finish without getting covered in tomato juice, they lose. There is no way to win.
I'll have to try this at my local one night! American here, btw.
In 2014 An Irish Teacher Was Rejected For A Job In South Korea Because Of Our Stereotype
Rule #1 in Empire building, get the local populace hooked on cheap hooch to keep them subdued. See Native Americans, Indigenous Australians, Maori for further information.
The Koreans are hardly ones to talk! They have a reputation throughout Asia as heavy drinkers, and that's even compared to Japanese.
It's 20 Years Since The Holy Cross Dispute. Where Loyalists Hurled Abuse, Stones, Bottles, Fireworks, Blast Bombs And Even Containers Of Urine At Girls As Young As 4 And Their Parents Trying To Get To School
indeed, its just a sadistic way to try to control people and make money
Load More Replies...WTH is wrong with people!!!! It is never OK to make kids cry because you differ with their parents.
This is the first time I read about this, its horrifying! Why couldn't they leave the children out of it? Why target a school for months and traumatize the kids? No matter what the dispute is, always leave the kids out of it. I hate this type of s**t.
You Know It's Been A Good Night When...
Eric Andre Is For A United Ireland
The Real Pride Of Ireland
I remember taking taking my mum to see the boxing at the 2012 Olympics, we ended up in the seats beside the teams,sat chatting to 2 Irish boxers cheering on another Irish boxer. The Brazilians though. The whole team was up there with us screaming on their boxers, they were proper mad for it.
Happy International Women’s Day. NYC Woman Getting Ticketed For Protesting English Oppression
To be fair, women protesting ANYTHING in NYC in that era (working conditions, wanting the vote, etc) were ticketed. Or arrested for “street walking,” and labeled prostitutes.
Men are scared shitless of women. They have been for millennia.
Load More Replies...''yeah, Yeah, So You Claim You Just Fell Asleep On An Iceberg And Just Drifted Across The Ocean, Hardly Essential Travel Is It?''
My Irish Teacher Just Throwing Straight Shade
At It Again
Jan Morris's 3 volume history of the British empire woke me up and made me glad how little of my ancestry is English.
Prefabs...
Dulles airport, THE international airport of Washington DC: the midfield terminal is basically these. It used to be called the “interim terminal”, as a placeholder until permanent facilities were built. They finally gave up on that ambition and changed it’s moniker
Half of the schools in US cities still have these trailers from the 80s taking up the space where the current kids' grandparents used to play.
The 'new' building at my Primary School was around before my mum started school there 25 years before! Only gone now because it was lit on fire, TWICE!
Sadly, the same all over, due to classrooms being so overcrowded.
I Know The North Is A Mess But... At Least It's A More Affordable Mess!
Who Wants To Celebrate Irish Culture?!
Ireland With No Clouds, Taken From The International Space Station (400km Above Us) Last Friday, April 2nd
Photo taken that one day, in the last thousand years, that there wasn't a cloud above Galway.
I grew up on Achill Island, I think we saw the sun maybe twice a year.
Savannah, Georgia
That's part of the fun! It was a sad day when the GAA started making us wear protection while playing.
Load More Replies...The Insanity Of Dublin House Prices!
What kills me about housing prices in Ireland: Prices an hour commute away from Dublin are maybe a half (and often less), but nobody wants to live there. In the west of the country, housing rates are actually quite reasonable (at least I think so, as an American - I nearly bought a house in Sligo, a place I've never been, just because it was so inexpensive), and that never gets mentioned.
Not unless there is a Harry Potter like door somewhere in there, that magically opens into a much mor spacious apartment.
The Demographics *won't* Look After Themselves
None Of Your Yank Crap Thanks
Ah, remember that old rhyme "Boxty on the griddle; boxty on the pan. If you can't make boxty, you'll never get a man!"?? Not after one myself but there you go! I like them both to be fair... though the bottom pancake!! Rolled with lemon and sugar. Bliss.
Load More Replies...Trampoline
this was what I said in my head looking at the pic too
Load More Replies...It's Odd How The Only People Talking About Irexit Are Not From Ireland
Yeah, most English don't understand the s**t that went on, it's not taught in schools. English politicians however do know and choose to ignore it.
You'd Almost Feel Sorry For Them
My Irish mum has a UK passport under the leave to remain agreement, since Brexit she's been pulled out so many times and told that her passport isn't in order and she needs to get an Irish one only for them to pass it up the food chain and realise they're wrong. Want to imagine the looks she gets when she boards a plane 30 minutes late because she's been interrogated by border security?
When You Try On A Coat But The Coat Hanger Is Still In It. And You're A C*nt
Sounds About Right
New Banner Outside The French Embassy
Preparing His Whole Life For That Moment
F*cking Yanks..
I remembering being mad confused when someone said they were from Delaware. I’d never heard of it and thought it was a country somewhere.
Well, yeah. If I told them I was from Wooster, they wouldn't know what I was talking about. Duh!
Americans:
Think We All Agree
Venice Or Crumlin!
When someone says they went to Europe, they are stating they went to multiple countries on the same continent.
I mean, we have lakes bigger than several European countries, so it's not unreasonable. Known several Europeans to excitedly say they've been to America when what they meant is they never got more than 30 miles away from the airport they landed at.
What is the logic behind "we have lakes bigger than countries so that excuses us being a) ignorant and b) as*holes"?
Load More Replies...Literally Lol
I'm craving sausage rolls now, still almost 2 months to go before I get to return home to Ireland, I know what the first thing I'll be eating when I land will be
hmmm. wonder if this is where "good lookin out" trickled down from or if we just put that one together ourself
Pretty Much Sums Up The Past Few Centuries
That's the history of the world. It doesn't forgive any transgressions of the English but Cleopatra was a Greek woman ruling over Egypt and Paris is the result of successive subjugation if Celts, Romans, Germanic, Huns, and Frankish people. Most of the black people of the US are descendants of a tribe of Africans sold into slavery by another African tribe to European merchants. Don't blame those alive now for sins done before they were born. Only ask for them to treat everyone, no matter their ancestry, with dignity and respect.
Some Day Soon
The Islands Of Ireland. Latest Space Station Flyover
True, True
800 years of oppression will make you cautious...
Load More Replies...Yeah, I'm English & I've never met a horrible Irish person yet I'm always reading this kind of s**t.
First generation Canadian here, my da was born in Belfast but came here as a baby, when I first started going out drinking at 19, my parents thought it hilarious to disturb my hangovers by making coffee, and starting the disgusting weekend meal of cottage roll and cabbage boiled dinner, the combination of smells would have me hugging the toilet every Saturday morning! At least my mother was from Manchester, England where they just ate plain food like sausages and potatoes...ahh the struggles of Irish descendants!! It's their fault we like alcohol in the first place!!
Where are the upvote buttons??? And, BTW, Daniel Day-Lewis is English. He may have the Irish citizenship because of his father. However, he was born and raised in London to a Jewish English mother and an Anglo-Irish father (who left the country at age 2).
Yeah, I'm English & I've never met a horrible Irish person yet I'm always reading this kind of s**t.
First generation Canadian here, my da was born in Belfast but came here as a baby, when I first started going out drinking at 19, my parents thought it hilarious to disturb my hangovers by making coffee, and starting the disgusting weekend meal of cottage roll and cabbage boiled dinner, the combination of smells would have me hugging the toilet every Saturday morning! At least my mother was from Manchester, England where they just ate plain food like sausages and potatoes...ahh the struggles of Irish descendants!! It's their fault we like alcohol in the first place!!
Where are the upvote buttons??? And, BTW, Daniel Day-Lewis is English. He may have the Irish citizenship because of his father. However, he was born and raised in London to a Jewish English mother and an Anglo-Irish father (who left the country at age 2).
