Folks Online Are Roasting The New iPhone 13, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts
People tend to fall into two camps when it comes to technology: Apple users and others. We all have our preferences but Apple users are known for always striving to have the company's newest products, even though they do release them quite often and the prices are pretty steep.
Apple users are buzzing this week because of the Apple event where the iPhone 13 was introduced. However, it was met with great disappointment as people couldn't see why they should invest in the new phone which looked exactly the same as the previous model. But the bright side is that the internet has done its thing and we have the most entertaining memes poking fun at this release.
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I've never understood why US people have huge obsession with Apple phones. Is overpriced product somekind of status symbol or what? Protective case seems like neverheard product, because they doesn't highlight logo. Please, don't take this personal, this is just person from old continent writing and wondering why are we living in a world of capitalism and everyone is ok with it.
As an android user in the US, I have the same question. I do not understand why there are so many apple users. And when I ask individuals why they use apple, they don't know either. I suspect herd mentality.
Load More Replies...For some, it's just about the user experience. If you already use other Apple products, the integration makes a clean and easy experience to move across devices. It is also easier for anyone not comfortable with technology, such as older people who haven't had much experience with a smart phone. The fact that it is so limiting compared to Android means the behavior of the operating system is consistent and predictable. For the security conscience, Apple is not necessarily more secure than Android, but Apple tends to provide security updates WELL beyond what most Android manufacturers do. And with Android, there is no consistency in that. Samsung wants to sell more phones, so your new smart phone may not be supported for the two years it might take you to pay it off. I've known many iPhone users who carry their phone for 5 years, until it no longer gets security patches.
I'm a keep it until it dies iPhone owner. I also use an otter box. My last phone survived a many drops on the ground, a toilet drop, and a trip on the Maid of the Mist replacement that gets closer to the falls than before. My husband just got an iPhone 12 because his tiny 6 year old phone wasn't receiving or sending texts properly and he uses it for work. Unfortunately my mom lost her phone and I didn't have her on the protection plan because it was 3 years old. So I guess I'll be getting IPhone 21 if I live that long.
Load More Replies...iPhone 7 was one of the best models. I kinda miss the button.
Load More Replies...My son has my iPhone 6. Still going strong despite some yellowing on the screen edges. I only upgraded as at work my boss who was leaving said I could get an iPhone Xs so I didn’t pay for it.
Load More Replies...Baffling, if you get a phone plan you can get a phone with it for a few $$ a month. It’s a 3year contract, and when it’s up you can just renew it and get upgraded to the latest phone. Does it cost more than pre-pay? Yes. Is pre-pay service third rate in terms of data amount, speed, reliability, and customer service? Yes. I did pre-pay for decades before ‘stepping up’ from a prepay 6S+ ($45/mo, serious limitations) to a 12 MaxPro, ($88/mo, unlimited everything), really one of the smartest things I’ve done in my adult life. As to the “But why Apple??” It’s the user experience. I love that my iMac, iPad, phone and watch are all basically the same device that I can move seamlessly between. YMMV
Many of the memes were pointing out that the new iPhone looks exactly the same as the iPhone 12, which is the previous model and the only difference they could spot was that the camera lenses were distributed diagonally instead of being both on the same side.
People were joking that Apple is making millions and they don't have to do anything, just convince the buyers that the product is totally new and better than ever. But there are actually some changes that were introduced.
The single worst trick all of the phone manufacturers pulled on the vast majority of their respective customers is convincing them that each year they've come out with something so fantastic it can't be missed while the reality is they've simply edited the existing OS code in order to better take advantage of 1960's technology which has miniaturized through the years.
That's what the school text books look like. Who likes or understands common core math, no one.
Load More Replies...For example, in the article presenting the new model, Apple claims that the biggest change is in the camera quality. They say that the new "technologies enable impressive new photo capabilities never before possible on iPhone, like macro photography on the new Ultra Wide camera and up to 2.2x improved low-light performance on the new Wide camera."
The new iPhone will have a longer battery life by two and a half hours a day. The developers have also improved the performance to be even faster and the outside is "protected by the Ceramic Shield front cover, exclusive to iPhone and tougher than any smartphone glass."
I think that's included in the additional fee payments.
Load More Replies...I'm a diabetic, so no one would want my kidney. Guess I'm screwed. haha.
Dammmn! That's brutal! (Insert appropriate emoji that will just turn into the number one)
Load More Replies...The Only Upgrade I Care About :p #appleevent
Highly preventable! Go to the electrical section in any electronics or hardware store and spend like $5 on some heat shrink tubing pieces.
Never buy their charger. Just get the braided ones on Amazon or anywhere.
It's not like braided ones are invincible. My dad had one, which I borrowed for a week, and I f*****g broke it in 3 days. Meanwhile the apple one is still intact.
Load More Replies...Someone’s doing something wrong if they’re going through cables like that. Probably sticking them in their pocket while it’s plugged in? I still have old iPODs with cables that are absolutely fine.
Load More Replies...I don't get why people brown-nose apple so much, they're a horrible company producing over-priced junk
What is also nice is that some parts of the phone are made using recycled materials to minimize their impact to the environment. It is actually the company's goal to reduce their negative impact on the environment to zero by 2030.
Even though Apple lists in detail all the changes and improvements, clients are not happy and think that they are being fooled into buying a new product that will not change their smartphone using experience.
I wonder if they know, like they did it on purpose or jeans and a leather jacket is such a popular outfit...
For a long time now, people have been expressing their frustrations at how Apple will always find a way to lure out even more money from their customers. Phone accessories like earphones are not included in the package and the charger wires are not very durable, so they have to be changed regularly.
Not only do they have to spend a lot of money on accessories, the phones themselves can cost an arm and a leg. Many memes consisted of jokes saying that people are preparing to sell their kidneys so that they can afford the new iPhone model. The price for the iPhone 13 Pro starts at $999 before trade-in and for the iPhone Pro Max, it starts at $1099 before trade-in.
Honest question: What would he have said no to? I don't really see any differences in Apple philosophy now vs. then.
Well, for one he hated styluses, so he would have said no to Apple Pencil. He would probably also not liked all the different sizes for iPhones and iPads that there are now.
Load More Replies...Are you an Apple user and are you excited for the iPhone release? Maybe you already have it? Do you agree with the memes that are saying that there are no differences between the iPhone 12 and iPhone 13? And do you think it is worth paying the price which is asked for the new model? We are curious to know your thoughts, so share them in the comments! Also, don't forget to upvote the submissions you found the funniest!
If your kidneys turn into blurry hamsters then new phone is the least of your problems.
In the last 24 hours I have laughted out loud at more BP comments than really anything else.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I think someone photoshopped a comment that was actually about a different version?
Load More Replies...Diagonal Camera…
The cameras on my now 2 generations older Huawei P30 Pro are still superior.
Load More Replies...I honestly suspect these posts are made by apple’s marketing team. I’ve got 💯 problems and a phone ain’t
iPhone 13 Is Literally Reselling The Same Stuff With Slightly Changes.
I tend to go for older phones, they have the maturity and experience to just get it done ;P
Load More Replies...The Hell Is iPhone 13
And the people who like it: OH MY GOD REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY OH MY F*****G GOD HERE LARGE COMPANY HAVE $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 FOR A REMODEL OF THE LAST THING YOU PUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's My Low Effort Meme On iPhone 13
Did that to a samsung, broke the bottom step, not a scratch on the phone
At most I’d google if cutting hair counts as organ donation. Honestly, it’s just a phone, you don’t need1 and you likely already have a good
Well, my phone is 4 years old. I need a new one, but it will never be Apple. i like my Moto.
Load More Replies...Yep, identical except the wear you've put on it, or knowing iPhones, the shattered screen from looking at it the wrong way
Lol. And if you look at the screen the right way, it still gets scratched and rumpled a bit
Load More Replies...Ignoring the iPhone joke, why was Arnie and Sly in hospital beds together? What is the context behind the original picture?
They had shoulder surgery at the same time - wear and tear I believe!
Load More Replies...Every iPhone Ever.
This is a lie Everyone knows apple discontinues support to past gen phones. Iphone12 is obsolete now due to it running 0.000001 slower than the new one and having 0.000000000001 more pixels and other "obsolete" bs that ppl think makes a "huge" difference
So what? Did you want one that you had to throw away when it is run flat?
I agree with you in principle, but I think there's a small possibility that they want something like Qi wireless charging? Although I like your version of their thinking better.
Load More Replies...I am a diehard Android fan but those roasts are just getting boring."Omg that new Apple phone is so bad,expensive and boring".Every...single...year...!!!And yet,Apple is the most valued company in the world by market cap.
Is there anything tangible that this phone can do that my $50 Android phone cannot?
This is funny thread, but is anyone else's post also ending with the number 1?
The best part was reading an environmental article about how we shouldn't buy new thing again and again when the old one still works perfectly, then read one which praises the new ifone. On the same day. On the same news portal. From the same author.
An iPhone is nothing more than samsung technology with a higher price anyways
This just feels like PC v Console or PS v Xbox. Get what makes you happy, and be happy knowing you got what you wanted.
I am a diehard Android fan but those roasts are just getting boring."Omg that new Apple phone is so bad,expensive and boring".Every...single...year...!!!And yet,Apple is the most valued company in the world by market cap.
Is there anything tangible that this phone can do that my $50 Android phone cannot?
This is funny thread, but is anyone else's post also ending with the number 1?
The best part was reading an environmental article about how we shouldn't buy new thing again and again when the old one still works perfectly, then read one which praises the new ifone. On the same day. On the same news portal. From the same author.
An iPhone is nothing more than samsung technology with a higher price anyways
This just feels like PC v Console or PS v Xbox. Get what makes you happy, and be happy knowing you got what you wanted.
