50 Renowned Posts That Ended Up On The “Internet Hall Of Fame” Twitter Account

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)

I disagree. I am straight and have slept with 10 men before. Let me tell you this, next time, I get the bloody folding bed closest to the window and someone else can take the spot next to my sleep-karate-ing friend XP

35points

SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago

For once at a hotel I went to the folding closet bed was more comfortable than the actual beds. Who would've thought

5points

Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago (edited)

Or he's a closeted conservative legislator who enjoys truck stop bathrooms.

21points

Elio 2 years ago

Or hitting on dudes 40+years younger than him with thirsty Instagram posts while trying to ban drag queens.

5points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

he’s a fuckboi

10points

Sem Kix 2 years ago

Maybe he's bi

7points

Mark 2 years ago

A douche!

6points

baby frog 2 years ago

a dįck

2points

themusa101 2 years ago

.... a gay s**t

4points

Rusty 2 years ago

And also a s**t... sorta... 10? Is this 1950? Who calls a girl with 10 body count a s**t? Sounds pretty average to me.

1point

JP Purves 2 years ago

Gay and lucky.

1point

Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 2 years ago

The form of the sentence is what adds to the hilarity.

1point

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Mr.G86 2 years ago

This deserves more updates! 👏

241points

James Edwards 2 years ago

Upvotes!

38points

InsertAnyNameHere (They/Them) 2 years ago

Hmmm.... what will the updates add?

13points

PeeledPotato 2 years ago

and more upvotes it will get!

4points

Wendell T Sasaki 2 years ago

Why any upvotes? #1 It's not funny. #2. If the Harvard guys actually believed him they would think he is very ignorant.

0points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

AND, we have a new Princess of Pain...

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"YOU got into Harvard?" "What, like it's hard?"

47points

Richard Graham 2 years ago

C'mon. It's easy to get into Harvard. Go to Cambridge Massachusetts. Take an Uber to Harvard's front gate. Then walk through the gate. Voilà! You're in Harvard!

26points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

You just need a bomb admissions video

9points

Nihil Supernum 2 years ago

If you know, you know.

4points

Sue Bradley 2 years ago

UK version - Oxford - never heard of it, is it a rehab place :/

32points

Michelle Smith 2 years ago

Is it named after the shoes?

3points

Madam Puddyfoot 2 years ago

That's like the old joke," You always know when someone's gone to Harvard. They'll tell you within 5 minutes."

25points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

I would definitely tell everyone I got into Harvard within 5 minutes. In my dreams.

3points

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago

I once had a boyfriend who owned a new Porsche, and had a sizable ego because of it. So I always pronounced it Porshki just to annoy him.

21points

Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 2 years ago

I had a witness in court. I mistakenly called him Mr. So and so. That set him right off. He corrected me in the most arrogant of ways boiling down to he should be addressed as professor So and so. Seeings how he responded like a total dillweed I proceeded to mistakenly address him as mister every single time. Mr. Snooty pants corrected me every.single.time. I thought it got funnier and funnier and he got more and more torqued. It was glorious.

14points

Michelle Smith 2 years ago

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Joshua David 2 years ago

How many of them are legacies?

12points

Richard Graham 2 years ago

"Legacy" is another name for "White Affirmative Action"/

13points

meowi.anne 2 years ago

Frasier would straight up pass out

8points

Jaya 2 years ago

We have no idea whether they were stuck up and looking down on other people, the only thing we know is they go to Harvard, they might have been lovely and humble people. Being mean to them only because they go to Harvard, is pretty stupid. They probably had to work hard to get there, there's no reason to belittle that (and yes, some people have a much higher chance of getting good grades and getting into Harvard, things are not equal and fair, but that doesn't mean these didn't ALSO have to work hard to get good grades)

7points

firecrackershrimp 2 years ago

The implication though is that they were name dropping Harvard ad nauseam...been there done that with a person from Princeton....they let you know everytime they would talk to you and it's like get over yourself already.

10points

Say What 2 years ago

Legacy admittance is huge. Not everyone works hard to get into an Ivy League school.

2points

Michelle Smith 2 years ago

There is no reason not to be proud of any school that you got into. That’s why they sell the deer with a schoolss logo.

0points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Sound barrier broken from the snobby noses thrusting downwards to make eye contact.

7points

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green penguin (she/they) <333 2 years ago

i'm pretty sure there were days when i did not leave the couch for 13 hours but i think that's a me problem

422points

Chez2202 2 years ago

Why do you say ‘problem’ instead of ‘thing’?

68points

Stardust she/her 2 years ago

Because sitting continously for over 12 hours is going to slowly damage your health

26points

James016 2 years ago

I don't see it as a problem.

19points

Synaptic Disorder 2 years ago

I dont need quarantine to do this 🤷‍♂️😁

17points

Joshua Moore Premium 2 years ago

My infant sized bladder would force me to leave to couch at least once every 4-5 hours. I'm just saying. Otherwise I'm right there with you. 😁🥰

9points

InsertAnyNameHere (They/Them) 2 years ago

Nah not just you

5points

Mikkel Sørensen 2 years ago

I don't see a problem

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Nick 2 years ago

It wasn't a problem, it was a discovery of T.V. art.

3points

Adalmina 2 years ago

Majority is like that

2points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

My fingers got more exercise then I did by gaming a lot more. A couple of times I did try online conversations while gaming but it didn’t last due to it not being for me (introvert) and usually talking to (strangers) teenagers (as an adult, not comfortable)

2points

Pete Pinkerton 2 years ago

That was later in Covid for me, the first few weeks were sick

2points

Amanda 2 years ago

That was an " everyone -who -wasnt -an -influencer problem" lol

1point

Francine Oglethorpe 2 years ago

Not a problem at all....that's also the way it should be

1point

Afradite 2 years ago

But still ok 🤗

1point

Okami Tenshi 2 years ago

You were bothered to get to the couch???

1point

JasiBri 2 years ago

When the comment is better than the post itself 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

1point

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with that. Couches need love too

1point

Caryle 2 years ago

and me!

1point

Emma Perkins 2 years ago

I feel like quarantine went one of these two ways for everyone. As a fellow couch keeper, I can say I'm damn glad to be able to go see friends again, even if it means working at the office again.

1point

Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago

I'm not calling that a problem

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mimi luvs cats 2 years ago

sameee

1point

Genderbending father of demons 2 years ago

Nah I think is us

1point

Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago

That's also what life is supposed to be like...

1point

Sherry Moore 2 years ago

Amateur 😆

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Reassure yourself it still is not a problem.

1point

a Widda 2 years ago

I think that's a recovery from decades of being exploited problem

0points

a Widda 2 years ago

That's a recovery from decades of being exploited problem lol

0points

Miranda Prince 2 years ago

Or else it's you living your best life!

0points

Maureen Laneski 2 years ago

We all had those days. Some of us burned through all of Netflix's offerings.

0points

Tedee 2 years ago

You are not supposed to tell people what pronouns they should use to address you. You don't own them. You have to wonder how the world functioned well when this pronouns nonsense didn't exist.

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Kharyss 2 years ago

And some of us worked 14 hour days without a break for 18 months trying to keep businesses afloat so that there were still jobs for people to come back to. Some Healthcare workers and essential store employees were literally putting their lives on the line. Don’t mean to sound bitter and twisted but these posts annoy the hell out of me. Not everyone was baking bread and dancing.

31points

Chez 2 years ago

I actually came here to say this. My lockdown experience was work all day + homeschooling x 3 young boys + worrying about money because my partner was not getting paid because he could not work while at home.

16points

Littlebunnyfufu 2 years ago

Just know you weren't alone and for a *lot* of people it wasn't rainbows and unicorns. During the pandemic, there were a lot of families that suffered and had to both work and support elderly adults and/or children. There were a lot of singles who were so very lonely and battling isolation and depression. For all those who suffered with loneliness, exhaustion, isolation, financial insecurity, and heartache, I see you! You didn't need to nor should you have been expected to bake a lot of bread or learn the cha cha. Just surviving was enough.

4points

bob cameron 2 years ago

I think the general intent of the OP was comment on the realignment of work/life balance.

2points

Sebastian Benson 2 years ago

I work at a place that makes the bags of frozen vegetables that those store workers were selling. Never heard anything about us but we worked even more during that time then usual, everyone was stuck at home cooking. And Im Sure there are a lot more people out there that worked there a*s off during that time that we have no idea what they even did but they were essential for sure. We were all essential

1point

Teddy O'Malley 2 years ago

COVID was a waking nightmare for those of us who had to work up close and personal. Some of us were in "hazmat" suits while everyone was off baking bread. We can't romanticize

0points

Vidas Zlioba 2 years ago

I don't think it's bitterness . . . it's more like, wtf? Thanking quarantine for "forcing" one to do something one is too lazy to do otherwise?

0points

John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago

And commuting 2 times uphill every time... 🙄

-2points

Slinkaste 2 years ago

Nope. I had to work all that time. And I was a bit jealous for all the people who could stay at home and do all the fun stuff.

29points

Sue Bradley 2 years ago

Same here!!! Was even harder trying to get food etc with so little spare time :(

10points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah I don't know what OP is speaking of...My non essential job at the time was sneakily deemed "essential" by the bosses, while everyone I knew was able to take an endless paid vacation. In fact they still are. My sister gets everything done she needs to and the house stays spotless, I'm so jealous...

1point

Tortitude 2 years ago

Worked throughout, trying to educate learners over online channels. A lot of stress and weekends (when I'd usually relax) having to stay in. Missed 3 months of my grandson's early life. People will be nostalgic about lockdown but it was a scary time - and we "know" how it worked out now, we didn't then.

0points

Whitefox 2 years ago

Sigh.. I worked in a hospital. Nuff said. I'm still tired.

16points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Ahh. The good ole days when my girlfriend and I told everyone we had Covid so they'd stay away. Bliss.

11points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

I worked the whole time so I didn't get to make any plants or dance with any bread.

10points

Sebastian Benson 2 years ago

F**k it, grab a loaf of bread and get to dancing. Nobody going to say s**t.

1point

Lavendar rose 2 years ago

My hubby turned his new plant hobby into a beautiful thriving garden out in our backyard!

10points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

For me, it was a paradise on Earth.

10points

Lace Neil 2 years ago

Those of us who had to go to work all through lockdown remember it differently.

8points

Jules 2 years ago

And the planet could breathe, wildlife had more space to roam, the skies were clear...ah those were the days...

4points

Sitting pretty at 1.8M followers, the Internet Hall Of Fame is undoubtedly quite popular with people who want to stay on top of Internet lore and history. As internet usage becomes ubiquitous, the sheer amount of content continues to grow and grow making it literally impossible for one person to consume it all.

For example, just Youtube, not counting any other video hosting sites and platforms, has approximately 800 million videos, with an average video being about 11.7 minutes in length. Some enthusiasts did the math, which amounts to roughly 17,810 years of consecutive watching to just finish youtube.

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago

The guy who spends upwards of eight hours wearing a mask in a steam-filled kitchen, washing dishes in the heat of summer agrees with Soledad.

415points

Catlady6000 2 years ago

This asthmatic who actually does struggle to breath as soon as I put on a mask, but still wears one in public any way also agrees with you

47points

Julia Cargile 2 years ago

Let's give it up for dishwashers. Hard job, thank you.

18points

Jessica Cifelli 2 years ago

Wearing glasses

8points

Debrutsid Wiggler 2 years ago

I'd have trouble breathing in that dishwasher area. I'm a shorts poster in winter kinda guy. Too much heat n humidity and i have issues breathing. Heh. But yeah that guy is an a*s

4points

Sandrapocalypse 2 years ago

The nail technician who also wears a mask for 10 hours a day while doing nails and manicures, also agress with Soledad.

3points

Glen Moore 2 years ago

The guy that sees doesn't give a rats a*s

0points

Jane Petersen 2 years ago

Thank you for your service. It is valuable and not honored enough.

0points

Sebastian Benson 2 years ago

Yep

0points

Christine Caluori 2 years ago

If masks inhibited breathing how do you think the thousands of medical staff around the world who have been wearing them most of the day for decades manage

44points

KingsRaven 2 years ago

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Szzone 2 years ago (edited)

Masks are uncomfortable. I struggled with them mightily. They left marks behind my ears. But. They were necessary. There still are times when they should be mandatory, e.g. on public transport in flu season. You often have to do things that you don't like. Wearing masks for example. It's called being an adult. Having to wear a mask is incredibly minor compared to having to pay bills and taxes and grocery shopping. These drama queens are big f*****g babies.

41points

RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago

You can even get straps to make wearing a mask more comfortable too

21points

Deborah B 2 years ago (edited)

If your lungs are so bad you can't wear a mask, they're so bad that you have a serious pre-existing condition and you should be shielding, because covid would kill you. So wear a mask, or stay the f**k at home.

38points

DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago

Word!

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Tee Rat 2 years ago

You're supposed to take it out of the box Bill.

36points

Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

Hilarious!

9points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

Breathing issues guy might want to see someone about that, possibly a psychiatrist to help with psychosomatic causes imitating physical issues.

35points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

His claim that oxygen is not reaching his brain is kinda self-documenting.

29points

Leeza Martinez 2 years ago

Personally I was 100% in favor of masks and wore mine all the time.. even when going through drive thrus.... I also had trouble breathing when waring mine.. but guess what.. I wore it anyway because it wasn't about me.. it was about society and the health of those around me

27points

Skylar Jaxx 2 years ago

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Id row 2 years ago

My 80 y/o mother with COPD just had a partial lung removal and can wear one. What's this guy's excuse again?

11points

Gwyn 2 years ago

That happened to me too but it wasn't the mask, it was the panic attack I was having from being around all these people who don't care if my family gets sick and dies because they can't wear a little bit of fabric on their face for 30 minutes.

10points

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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

Martin's the best.

384points

Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago

This is one way to tell a really good teacher who makes a difference from a shithead.

30points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

That's true, but it's 'Mr Martin', to you.

3points

Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago

Martin is my favourite teacher!

3points

The Chocolate Gecko 2 years ago

Good yard indeed, Mr. Martin.

58points

Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago

I'm an old fart, what does 'good yard' mean?

24points

TonyTee 2 years ago

Every school needs a Mr. Martin (a.k.a. a m**********n G 👌🏼)

49points

Nay Wilson Premium 2 years ago

What is that word? The m**********n. I don’t recognise it

26points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

Dang he was a G tho

23points

Monday 2 years ago

Yeah Patrick was right!

8points

Anička 2 years ago

"I'd like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said" 😂 that's cold

21points

Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

He understood, he's been there and probably did it too.:D

17points

The Shadow of Darbows 2 years ago

Best teacher.

13points

blobby 2 years ago

I love this.

11points

Maggie 2 years ago

Now he is a great teacher.

7points

Bekah 2 years ago

This is not his first drunk text rodeo lol

5points

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rakeshkrishnan9592 2 years ago

Makes sense

26points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Why not?

6points

James S 2 years ago

There is, it is called The Enhanced Games

23points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

Seriously? I never heard of this.

11points

Jason 2 years ago

Or just weed and see who makes it off the couch

19points

Angela C 2 years ago

Just open a taco bell at the finish line

14points

Existential Dread 2 years ago

They should compete based on the choice of drug. I'd like to see athletes ''sprint'' the 100m on weed. They must think they are running super fast but actually making marathon time :)

17points

Sue User 2 years ago

Oh god. In high school, i was a miler and threw discus. I barely weighed 100 lbs. They had the field atheletes run sprints. The 200 lbs shot putter would beat me.

2points

D. Pitbull 2 years ago

I think one comedian (can't remember who) said this too.. like.. full on 'roid olympics... whole group of insane near-comicbook level results...

10points

L 2 years ago (edited)

Eddie Izzard did a bit on, "Stoned Olympics" early 2000s maybe. Not quite what you're talking about but pretty funny.

1point

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

I think they did this on an episode of Blue Mountain State. Everyone got messed up and started playing American football while hallucinating and running from each other. The screams they were making, It was the funniest thing I've ever witnessed 🤣

8points

Moxitron Jazz 2 years ago

imagine water polo but everyone is on shrooms!!!

3points

T Vinck 2 years ago

Snl had a skit about this year's ago, it was great!

2points

Perfumista Perfumista 2 years ago

A classic..He's really gonna feel that tomorrow.

1point

Tee Rat 2 years ago

If there's a Winter Drug Olympics you may want to remove the Biathlon. Although, I do want to see the camera footage from the luge.

2points

Swinger Panda 2 years ago

Yeah, nothing with firearms for sure

1point

12'o'clock 2 years ago

The question is. How high are you right now?

1point

It doesn’t take a genius to recognize that there is a lot more than just Youtube out there. The result is that taking a break from social media usage can feel disorienting when one returns. New events, memes, heroes and villains are being discussed, sometimes with vocabulary and jokes that are already unfamiliar. The internet has its own form of FOMO, where missing a specific story feels downright bad.

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Jason 2 years ago

I'd rather have a 35+ where it's pretty chill and quiet. Everyone is welcome. Got good restaurants and low-key stuff to do. Also no internet connectivity so I can get some relaxing in. Age limit not enforced just a lifestyle choice.

338points

TonyTee 2 years ago

Create this theme park

38points

Shetland Tony 2 years ago

So like a park?

17points

Holly Allen 2 years ago

And should have napping pods

13points

WindySwede 2 years ago

also no alcohol, to keep the sound level low?

12points

Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago

I'd enjoy that! As I got older I started disliking crowds and noise.

11points

OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

I'm now over 35 and when I play with my kids I get dizzy and nauseous really easily. I used to love rollercoasters etc but that now sounds awful to me, and my idea of an awesome 18+ theme park is literally just a pub.

10points

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

Really all you need is a good restaurant, a bar, and a lazy river

9points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

Yep, I'd definitely visit yours lol!

7points

Timmy Pillinger 2 years ago

This is a folk festival

6points

Nykky 2 years ago

And Karens are immediately kicked out instead of humored.

4points

Sara 2 years ago

You practically just described Silver Dollar City!

4points

Hetal Vyas 2 years ago

And food and drink are cheaper, my last trip to a theme park, a bottle of water was £2.50!!

2points

Bina Wei 2 years ago

So basically no age limit at all? XD

2points

Angieeee 2 years ago

Can it be 33+ ?? I wanna go

2points

Melinda Flick 2 years ago

We went to Disneyland when our children were younger elementary age. Daddy, we want to ride this! Daddy, ride that! The dad of the family we went with looked at my husband and laughed and said "Where's the hardware store ride?!" And then the wife and I looked at each other and said "FABRIC STORE RIDE!!!". Kids thought we were nuts, and we were hysterically giggling for easily an hour.

1point

Krisann Phillips 2 years ago

It's called Portland Oregon

1point

Jon Hodges 2 years ago

I'll meet you there for drinks on the ferris wheel.

1point

Rostit . 2 years ago

35 is way too hot. 18 is fine. 18-22 is good for me, but on days where its 25+ have some of those water misters working.

1point

Goat express 2 years ago

Basically a mall that has a food court, mini golf, and a library.

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Dawn Marie Premium 2 years ago

I don't care about the attractions much as long as there is a bench every five feet and a restroom every fifty-hundred yards that I don't have to be a detective to find.

27points

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

And don’t have to schlep half a mile to get to. Old bladders are a very important thing

4points

Moxitron Jazz 2 years ago

A spot where people can bring their pets, just so I can hang and play with them...

19points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Yeah, but I can't see a cat being fond of a roller coaster.

10points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

All rides. All Rob Zombie. All day. Maybe a bit of Tim Burton for whimsy.

17points

kate ! 2 years ago

could we put an ozzy osbourne crazy train rollercoaster in this theme park?

7points

Michelle C 2 years ago

Let me tell you guys....I finally went to a theme park without a child and it was AWESOME!!! I got to do whatever I wanted and even better I only spent $50!!!!! I told my now adult daughter about my day out and she was laughing...I bought no souvenirs, no $18 chicken tenders that the kid only eats 3 bites of and throw away, no mommy can't ride cause kid is too short...going to a water park this weekend!

16points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Take me with you !

5points

Jessica N 2 years ago (edited)

I would definitely attend this! Now that my kids are 18+ my tolerance for other people's rotten crotch fruit has gone waaaay down

14points

DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago

Rotten crotch fruit 😂😂 I thought crotch goblin was a good one haha!

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Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

Adults are allowed to act as kids in that theme park. :D

14points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

With a guy making balloon animals! But no clowns…fvck that.

7points

TrasElTiempo 2 years ago

A napping sofa

12points

Janet Howe 2 years ago

That theme park would be heaven. No AH kids running and cutting in front of you. No kids with sticky hands and runny noses. No entitled parents saying "I don't care if my little Johnny is 3 inches to short for that ride. I insist you put him on right now!" (then little Johnny cries and screams bloody murder for the entire ride )

8points

Janet Howe 2 years ago

...*too* short...

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Marie Dahme 2 years ago

How about just a place with dark room curtains and giant comfy beds with lots and lots of pillows …and piles of soft fluffy kittens to crawl all over you …and endless snacks and giant juice boxes ! And it’s perfectly quiet , the temperature is how you like it and fans running. Sounds like the Hilton or the Holiday Inn….but they don’t have piles of kittens!

5points

Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago

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Mr.G86 2 years ago

This is so f****d up I love it. 🤣

437points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

The unveiling effect of scrolling down ....

27points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

I mean... they dived down to Titanic in a submarine named Titan.

40points

GlassHalfWay 2 years ago

Ha! Exactly! You deserve way more upvotes!

2points

Kitcat 2 years ago

I was thinking... The name Titan in itself is quite unlucky cuz didn't the Titans get killed by all the gods?

1point

Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago

There’s a reason no one still, after so many years, gives their boat a name similar to Titanic.

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Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago

Yes. They got 'the ick'.

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TonyTee 2 years ago (edited)

I can’t believe those guys paid $250,000 to ride a piece of s**t submersible that they knew full well could malfunction and cause their deaths at any given time, which was obvious when they all read and signed a waiver that explained in detail the risks dangers and warnings of the operation. And to go see half of a ship that sunk 111 years ago and don’t even look anything like it did back in it’s prime. They paid for the hype surrounding it. They pretty much paid for their death certificates.

29points

General Anaesthesia 2 years ago

And have to sit on the floor!

18points

BJ Hage 2 years ago

TBF, did they really read it though? We all agreed to FB's terms and conditions...

8points

Jaaawn 2 years ago

Their final minutes sound absolutely horrific. G-d rest their souls.

7points

Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago

I'm going to build MY submersible out of milk gallons and duct tape. I'll only charge $100k to go see the Titanic: what a DEAL!

5points

KristenRenee 2 years ago

I know they prob read those waivers, but Rush told another father and son from Vegas that it was as safe as crossing the street. He flew out there to meet with them to specifically sell them on going. They said he talked the safety up so much, he clearly believed what he was saying. So yes, they did sign a waiver, but they were also sold on it's "safety" beforehand.

2points

Tortitude 2 years ago

Late stage capitalism strikes again, making "demand" where there is none.

1point

PowellSkier 2 years ago

You actually would not be able to see all that much, just tiny portions that the lights can penetrate.

0points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

There was a book published in the 1890s about a ship called the Titan that sank. The similarities between it and the Titanic were scary, maiden voyage, where it sank, how it sank, size of ship, how many died, etc.

27points

Queen Joe Jetpack 2 years ago

That’s creepy, yet another glitch in the matrix

11points

Just another idiot 2 years ago

Sequels are never as good as the original LOL.

21points

Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago

Cheers to the idiots who caused the titanic to be one of the only ships to kill people in two different centuries. 😂 🤣

17points

Nikki Gross 2 years ago

I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at your comment Saint Tim! 😁😂

0points

Colin 2 years ago

Definitely from someone who's got a warped sense of humour. I love it. Then again my sense of humour has been twisted via Monty Python, Dave Allen, etc.

14points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

This is ghoulish - almost as ghoulish as visiting a site because so many people died there.

12points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

Ohhh too soon, far too soon but it still made me scare the 💩 out of my man with how loud I laughed pml

5points

John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago

Deep humor...

5points

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Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

Perfect.

261points

Carolyn Risling 2 years ago

Nephew won . . . . . .

1point

T'Mar of Vulcan 2 years ago

Kids in my class: "Ma'am, why aren't you married?" Me: "I don't like people." :D

52points

Deta Rossiter 2 years ago

and that is the simple life people

52points

Monday 2 years ago

This is excellent evidence to counter the "it will confuse the children" people.

82points

Smiley MG 2 years ago

You'll need lots of aloe for that burn...lol.... Kids say the darnest things though

32points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Somebody. Get Mike a boyfriend. I don't want that child left confused as to why his uncle doesn't get someone to love.

28points

Blue Chambers 2 years ago

Stop dodging the question Uncle Mike.

14points

Full of Giggles 2 years ago

I was gussying up to have Christmas Eve dinner with my family at a slightly upscale restaurant. I was wearing dark jeans, black turtleneck sweater, and stiletto ankle boots. My then 5 year old niece was watching me so I asked her how I looked. She made a “yikes” face and said “This is why you don’t have a boyfriend.”

10points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

That sounds either made up or something she overheard other people say.

4points

Pensivehummingbird 2 years ago

This is so sweet and innocent but that was annihilation

6points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

Yeah, you're not getting out of this that easy, Uncle Mike.

5points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Hey, I'm trying to be gay all the time. XD Since many people don't know that, I have to explain this joke. Gay in original meaning means "happy".

5points

pelemele 2 years ago

In French, it gives rise to a play on words between "gay" and "gaie (fr -> happy )" ^^

0points

This is why pages like “the internet hall of fame” exist, not so much as to preserve, as a Twitter account preserving Twitter content is a bit redundant, but as a way to filter important or particularly popular posts away from the ocean of mundane, everyday content. Gone are the days when something viral meant that everyone could see it, now hugely popular media can be simultaneously unknown to significant segments of the population.

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Rizzo 2 years ago

I am a despicable human being because I do the same thing with my wife. It's the old good cop - bad cop game and I am always the good cop.

177points

RAVEN Howard 2 years ago

This is totally me and my husband! Lol... I've been in the auto industry for nearly 30 years... and he knows nothing about cars, everyone in his family thinks it's a hoot that I "take care" of the "car stuff" lol

13points

ToGo 2 years ago

Even us extroverts need a break once in a while.

10points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Ah, we take turns

2points

Miz Melatonin 2 years ago

My hubby is also "the good guy".

1point

Hellsbunnies TV 2 years ago

It's called delegation. 😁

1point

Kurichfield 2 years ago

I love being good cop.

0points

meowi.anne 2 years ago

I'm the bad cop 😔

0points

James S 2 years ago

As I quiet, laidback man who married a fiery, talkative redhead. Because without her I'd be agoraphobic lonely shut-in. With her there is always something interesting to watch or listen to.

32points

Monday 2 years ago

And without you she'd lack someone to share those things with. A match made in heaven!

26points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Makes me think of the problem of husbands not being able to find things and then crouching in the shadows like Gollum thinking: "We could ... let *her* do it..."

17points

John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago

Yesss precious she could...

11points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

I'm too polite (blame my parents) but I adore brash girls who will speak up with abandon when I don't have the social standing to do so and they, somehow, believe they do.

14points

TonyTee 2 years ago

All joking aside opposites just do attract 🤷🏻‍♂️

9points

BC 2 years ago

This is (I’m pretty sure) one of the main reasons my late fiancé chose me… a fiery-mouthed-banshee-hobbit.

6points

Jason 2 years ago

Meh I'm quiet and chill 99% unless I need to speak up to help or protect friends or family.

6points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Lol not my woman but this is my sister and I. I'll do without mashed potatoes to prevent negative attention, but better believe she's going to say that I ordered mashed taters 😂

5points

R.C. 2 years ago

As a quiet, laid back person I love that I found my loud, outgoing husband. I enjoy getting out SO much more now that I know I don't have to make small talk. *shudder* He loves chatting with people. I can just sit back, laugh, add a comment when I actually have something to say and people watch.

4points

Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago

There are also quiet, laid back men who go for quiet, laid back women. We stay at home.

4points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

This was me and my late fiancé. We would just stuff from an app at 2am and he’d get a text to pick it up. At 2am in Las Cruces..we usually picked Jack in the Box after smoking a bowl. Since we were already chill…and the weed makes us more chill…we were just happy that after an hour or so when we remembered..”Hey didn’t we order Fanta and Jack in the Box tacos ???” Yeah. Good times. Lol

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

I mean... that's one thing I do not envy women.

255points

Mona Stevenson 2 years ago

Oh, there are more things not to envy. Trust me on this.

104points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

No kidding. Don’t tell her about mammograms and menopause yet. Lol. And certainly don’t scare her about biopsies for Endometrial hyperplasia lol

15points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

I remember in the 90s when the media tried to make women celebrating their periods a thing. Even as a guy I thought, "the person who came up with this idea hasn't had a period." Not surprising that despite a push like the moon mission, it never took off.

56points

Emie N. 2 years ago

As a woman..... there are too many things you shouldn't envy. Starting with the fact that fetuses are seen as more important than us.

29points

starkey ! 2 years ago

*afabs i don't mean to be a "woke liberal" or whatever but some trans guys/non binary people get periods too [myself included].

13points

Tuesday's child 2 years ago

It's not fun, trust me

8points

J. Norton 2 years ago

Annnnmnnmnnd after/during that loveliness we get to experience perimenopause for god knows how long, then full on menopause. Woohoo! 😳

6points

Mary Ballard-Johansson Premium 2 years ago

But you do envy our fear of walking alone at night, our lack of bodily autonomy, our lower pay for equal work, and our general lack of respect. Right? *joking, not disrespecting your comment*

4points

el mago 2 years ago

One thing, yeah, but definitely not the only thing.

4points

Deeelite 2 years ago

Its horrid. Time doesnt make it easier

4points

Honeybadger 2 years ago

Or that they can't pee wherever they want to

1point

Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago

Err...what do I envy?

1point

MrTwisted 2 years ago

And that's just a one reason I'm rather man now...*thumbs up*

0points

Porribix 2 years ago

I see a lot of these posts, is it normal for girls for to findout about menstruation only when it happens? Parents don't like give some prior warning like "hey girl, just so you know one day you might find some blood and its totally normal and something everyone goes through...."

40points

the quickening 2 years ago

For me personally, school had educated me, but it still came as a shock when it happened, because in my mind I was supposed to have at least two more blood-free years before they came. But, well, they came early. It was very upsetting... though the blood wasn't really the issue, it was the pain I wasn't truly prepared for. "It's unpleasant" was the biggest lie of my life.

34points

Beck 2 years ago

I was 9. I was not prepared. My mom thought she had a few years to warn me. I knew about periods, but not really.

13points

Gay Waffle 2 years ago

No but knowing it's going to happen is one thing, actually going through it is another

10points

Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)

I had an older sister. I was LONG prepared for menstruation via overly-graphic talks from my mother and from witnessing my sister's periods. One thing I feel deceived on though - I'm adopted and my mother told me that my bio parents were tall and thin, so I likely wouldn't start menstruating until maybe 14 or 15 years old, maybe even 16 years old. I started when I was 11 years old and I was PÍSSED at my mother for "deceiving" me XD But, to answer your question, I found out what menstruation was LONG before I started actually menstruating.

10points

Jessica N 2 years ago

Having the knowledge and applying it to yourself can be disparate lol. You also hope that somehow you will be the exception

9points

Florence O'Grady 2 years ago

I (F57) had my first period around my 13th birthday. The last class of 7th grade was P.E. and I was taking a shower. Started bleeding and totally freaked out. To this day I do not know how I got home to my aunt and uncle's house. Had lived with them along with my brother and cousin for 4 years by this time. My Aunt taught High School P.E. and my uncle taught High School Biology. They never explained anything to me. Sex Ed classes were in 9th grade. My Aunt bought me menstrual pads and said follow the directions. I followed the directions and the directions said I could flush them . I flushed them. I always did what I was told!!! My Aunt had to dig up the front yard to find out why the plumbing stopped working. She was more careful after this about telling me what and how to do something.

8points

Eris Kallisti 2 years ago

Yes, they say it like that, and follow it up with "not everybody gets cramps, if you eat right and exercise you won't get cramps, they're not that bad, you can do normal physical activity, just take some ibuprofen." So then when you feel like you got hit by a truck on your periods and realize it's going to be like that every month, you realize this thing that's going to keep happening for 30 years has been absurdly understated.

5points

Michi Lua 2 years ago

I think it depends on where they're from and how open the communication is with the parents. My kids know about periods, pregnancy, correct anatomical body parts, etc because whenever they have a question, I just answer in an age appropriate manner. I was raised this way as well, but I know some people were very sheltered and didn't know some things (for example, pee doesn't come out of the vagina) that everyone should know

2points

Monique Rosewood 2 years ago

I didn't learn anything until after it started. Not all girls have that experience but I feel like many do. I think it's because the conversations are too uncomfortable talking about for some parents even though they really need to have them.

1point

pete 2 years ago (edited)

I mean, I knew about hemerrhoids for years beforehand, but I still flipped out when I stood up and saw bright red all up in the toilet.

1point

Admiralu 2 years ago

Many families, especially religious ones, won't talk about sex ed. It needs to be taught. I was fortunate, my late mother prepared me early.

1point

Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago

What surprises me us that this post says "14 year old daughter". Is that age normal? I had mine at 12, and my mother had me fully informed about not only what was to come but also why it would come. I still blanked out when I saw blood in the toilet though. No amount of preparation can be like the real thing, I wasn't scared but nervous. Kind of like how you prepare for an exam but still feel nervous on exam day.

0points

Sargio 2 years ago

Especially at 14..

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

That horrible realisation. I'm glad I don't have to endure it but support my sisters. The creators of society. Women. The pain you endure ensures the longevity of the human race. For better or worse. Thank you.

35points

Never Snarky 2 years ago

You are a true gentleman.

7points

Gay Waffle 2 years ago

People, stop assuming she didn't know about periods. It's one thing to know about them, it's another to deal with the reality. It could well be the later.

22points

Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago

Exactly what I wrote in an above comment.

0points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Due to strict Catholic upbringing. I couldn’t tell my mum. I used my sisters pads. The give away was the retching the next day at lunch (onion soup) where mum told me to go to bed and would be up in a bit. That’s when I got the talk- at 16! School talked about periods at 12- I feel it should be sooner as some girls are younger

12points

Nikole 2 years ago

Yay religion!

0points

Sandra Morison 2 years ago

And then trying not to get pregnant, then trying toget pregnant, then being peri menopausal, then being menopausal.............men on the other hand**** have it so easy

12points

Yoyo 2 years ago

The weird part here is not that she got her period at 14, it's that she's 14 and doesn't know about periods.

7points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

you have said this multiple times

8points

Gay Waffle 2 years ago

Why are you assuming this and getting so mad about your own assumption

3points

Janet Ryan 2 years ago

Well if you live in Florida…

1point

Tee Rat 2 years ago

This is just the fathers wording when he said "learning". More in the sense as in experiencing for the first time, not that she was unaware it was going to happen. I heard it used in this manner a number of times growing up.

6points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

All I can say is thank f**k for the contraceptive implant and its phenomenal period stopping power!

3points

Daniella Steinmetz 2 years ago

Hysterectomy for the win

1point

Elle O 2 years ago (edited)

How screwed up is it that you just taught your 14 yo that? All I'm saying is, you could've prepared her better.

3points

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Private Caller 2 years ago

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

401points

Kurichfield 2 years ago

then GTFO. props

10points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

See, your user base was seriously annoyed by that bug, which had been previously ignored. Good news, he was a white hat, and just fixed it for you. Some might have been less charitable.

38points

Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

He's the epitome of purpose driven life... :D

23points

Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago

Ever tried to report a bug? This sounds like the simplest option.

16points

Sampson Crowley 2 years ago

Have YOU ever tried to report a bug? It almost never is successful

4points

Nic Soderman 2 years ago

Maybe the report was ignored or put at the bottom of the pile. So, desperate times need desperate and hilarious solutions! 😄

3points

John G 2 years ago

I want to do this for my Chevy Volt entertainment system. But there are at least 5 bugs I know about and I wouldn't want to work there that long.

0points

Colin 2 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

14points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Logically sound. No problems here.

8points

TamerSoup625 2 years ago

That sounds like open source project with extra steps

8points

Will Cable 2 years ago

Yep, googles search santa had had an issue for years, seen a couple of messages here and there telling them that some characters are doubled up or even missing........stuff f****d last time I checked.

2points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

I would love to do the same with Silver Dolar game. XD

2points

ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Would that consist of removing an “L” from the games title? 🤣

4points

Anne McKinney 2 years ago

It's like the guy that got a job as a debt collector and the first day got on the computer, erased all his debt, went to lunch and never came back.

1point

While the account is more tongue-in-cheek, as the content is mostly humorous, with a few profound and unhinged moments, it does, perhaps accidentally, raise an important question regarding preservation. While Twitter is and is likely to remain a predominant social media platform, it’s entirely possible that massive amounts of content, posts, jokes, and art could all disappear should someone trip over the wrong wire.

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Bart 2 years ago

She got more rights than a womans body in the US...

734points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

This made me chuckle a bit, but yeah, not really. Still at the mercy of someone deciding whether they're going to have babies or not.

26points

Karen Philpott 2 years ago

Yeah, the U.S. government is acting like the Taliban. In regards to womans rights that is. Are we sure that the so called Christians aren't really Taliban sympathisers, in regards to the way they treat women.

17points

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Retro Dan™ 2 years ago

Man, you took this post from "haha, that's funny" to "dammit, I remember we live in an Orwellian dystopia" in one f*****g sentence.

15points

Gypsy Lee 2 years ago

This is true. But in a weird way, if you think about it, we don't let them choose either. We rip out their reproductive organs without their consent because of overpopulation and "health" issues. In some cities spaying your female pets is mandatory. Yet if you're a female human; it's ok for you to die from an easily resolved pregnancy problem, but you don't get a choice, you GET to die. Oh, and you need your husband's permission to get your tubes tied.

8points

Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA….ahhh…*pain*

8points

kkathleen517 2 years ago

WOO!!! Holy s**t! Talk about a mike drop! Hell yeah!

3points

Emie N. 2 years ago

Yep....

2points

Rusty 2 years ago

Yea I can't remember either the last time I met a woman that WASNT spayed. At least the dogs can refuse.

1point

Miz Melatonin 2 years ago

Finally someone said it

1point

Charlotte Andrus 2 years ago

EXACTLY!

0points

Carolyn Risling 2 years ago

Ah, so true . . . . .

0points

Trash Panda 🦝 2 years ago

This is the 🎤 and it has been 🫳

0points

Jeanie 2 years ago

Bahaha! It's funny cuz it's true.

-1point

Baffit 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure dogs are forcefully artificially inseminated but what fits your narrative I guess…

-3points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

That's called rape and Republicans think it's OK to force a woman to give birth after a forceful insemination even if she is 10 years old.

4points

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Suna Amun 2 years ago

Maybe visit a site that has news on it for once instead of wasting your time voicing your opinions here, which you self admittedly get wildly downvoted for.

20points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

Years ago, I had a cat with a human name--Caitlin. She became diabetic, and the vet told me I could get her insulin at a normal human pharmacy, it'd be cheaper than going to a veterinary pharmacy. The first time I tried to get her insulin, they asked if Caitlin was a minor, and if not, did I have Caitlin's permission to talk to the pharmacy? They seemed very confused when I told them that Caitlin was a cat. I had to tell them, "Look carefully at the script. See how it's from Local Vet, *not* Local Human Doctor?" "Oh!" Finally, they let me pick up her script.

24points

jupe77 2 years ago

That must've been a CVS. Sounds like something they would do/say.

2points

James Edwards 2 years ago

I got my dog from the shelter, I don't know her birth date either!

16points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Same here. My cats and dogs were from the Humane Society, there's no real way to know unless they were surrendered. That's not even a guarantee.

12points

Jippidu XX 2 years ago

In the EU you usually get a passport for your dog with the date of birth.

9points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Hey it was my birthday on Monday!

3points

Jason Garner 2 years ago

OMG! This happens to me!

3points

ShellsBells 2 years ago

Not true. Date of birth is not the only way to verify a prescription, let alone for a pet. The pharmacy would have to input the prescription, which would be clearly seen being from a veterinarian vs a md. The pharmacy I worked at required us to specify that it was a pet and link their owners account with it. Plus, pet dosages are *usually* different from human dosages. My cat uses people inhalers, and his dosages are typical of what a 13 year old boy would use. If the pharmacist or techs can't determine the difference between a DVM and any other doctor, I'd say go to another pharmacy for everyone's safety.

2points

TrippyBanana 2 years ago (edited)

My dogs birthday was the day he came home from the shelter, 4/19/11.

1point

Jo May 2 years ago

That is the way I see it. But people have boutique pets, and ignore the fact they were born in puppy mills. Where females are FORCED to keep getting pregnant. You know like in the US.. we can think trumptard and his lying cult

0points

Arthepooh 2 years ago

Actually.. you can argue that your dog is minor and you are it's parent / guardian so the vet are obliged to give the detail to you lol

1point

Courtney Christelle 2 years ago

Take your dog to the pharmacy so they can ask her.

1point

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MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago

Yeah, Debra

324points

Jo May 2 years ago

The Karen's of the world have complained so often that diabetic children get snacks they don't get, and attention they don't deserve. Now if a diabetic child has a sugar drop, all the kids in the class are given snacks. Only in America, the land of Karen.

11points

Bina Wei 2 years ago

I love your username so much. The profile colours make it better too.

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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SheHulk Premium 2 years ago

Debra is Karen´s middle name.

28points

Paloma P 2 years ago

Karen in training.

12points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

"Would you like a shot Debra? You won't remember a thing."

23points

Lisette Verkade 2 years ago

It will be sweet and final.

6points

Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago

As Debra sits in class filing her crappy nails, clicking her gum and putting on make up......

17points

Illicit 2 years ago

Debra then scoffed and asked to see the manager.

12points

Sneaky Snake 2 years ago

Stupid Debra.

10points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

"Like" as a verb trumps "like" as an interjection.

8points

Kofi Leeto 2 years ago

maybe Debra does not understand what is the purpose of insulin

7points

Whitefox 2 years ago

I've had people think I'm using drugs before. I was in my car during my lunch break and they walked by, saw me and called the cops. smh.. cops apologized when I showed them.

14points

OneHappyPuppy 2 years ago

I'm thinking maybe she thought it was something else entirely, and has never seen or heard of an insulin shot

7points

naylene hess 2 years ago

Alot of people dont know much about it

0points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

FO SHO!!!

5points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Mind your bidness Deb

4points

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Shiny Pants 2 years ago

Legend!

265points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

10points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

"Oh god, he's back... RUN!"

19points

Jo May 2 years ago

Or here is the quid I borrowed in 1984

0points

LadyKing 2 years ago

I aspire to be that person

17points

James Edwards 2 years ago

I'll drink to that!

17points

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François Carré 2 years ago

"And with his offspring !!!"

16points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

The return of the Ri (Irish King) XP

9points

glowworm2 2 years ago

Nice. They still remember grandpa.🤣

8points

Crazy Cookie 2 years ago

I’ve seen this same tweet in a “things that didn’t happen” post here. All about the context I guess.

4points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

It goes back centuries, Queen Elizabeth the first "my lord we had forgotten the fart"

4points

Jo May 2 years ago

And canna I add, I read a didn't happen. And it was the Kardashians, all denying ever having surgeries to their faces. As they all look like the same, I doubt it. And the butt implants alone, make them liars.

0points

Jo May 2 years ago

Happen or no, it was sweet. And happy. How much of these have you had lately?

0points

Hiram's Friend 2 years ago

But it's still a great story. "Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

0points

GrowingThruConcrete 2 years ago

While on leave from serving in Vietnam, a man got thrown out of his hometown bar. It was a rowdy night. He advanced through the military, traveled the world, and raised a family in various countries and cities. Upon retiring, he went home to visit. He went into the bar for old times sake. Immediately, from behind the bar, someone shouted "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE TERRY"

3points

Jo May 2 years ago

That is a small town tale. And it is funny, so what is the issue.?

0points

Trish 2 years ago

I get the same reaction when I visit family.

3points

When people think of preserving digital content, the focus tends to be on art, or at least endeavors that are more similar to the media normally digitized, like old films and books. But why not take a conscious effort to preserve content like this beyond the servers of one company? As silly and unserious as most of it is, future linguists and anthropologists would no doubt love to see the direct text from people of the past.

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Mr.G86 2 years ago

👏

183points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

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Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

A valid revenge and it helps those who listened...

22points

translucent galaxies 2 years ago

petty but appropriate, i love it

16points

L 2 years ago

unfortunately sometimes it has to be a little painful for people to learn to be nice... also unfortunately, it probably just made her meaner.

9points

Ronstantin 2 years ago (edited)

"Eye for an eye and the world goes blind." (That doesn't mean one should ignore being mocked. But there are other ways to speak out ... and maybe even solution-oriented or conciliatory ones.)

6points

Dan Farther 1 year ago

But those ways aren’t as fun

0points

TonyTee 2 years ago

Don’t mock the Master Mocker

5points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)

This may sound petty, but that's my Dawg (per the picture)! High 5, King Doggo! XD

5points

GlamourGhoul 2 years ago

Blessed Be.

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

WEll done young Jedi!

0points

Grace Note Premium 2 years ago

I love this person.

0points

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Maggie 2 years ago

A man thought he was too old for university and said, 'when I graduate I'll be 42 years old', so his friend said to him, 'how old will you be if you don't graduate?'.

308points

Jason 2 years ago

Hmm c**p I didn't graduate and I'm 42

21points

Nykky 2 years ago

Gives people like me a bit more confidence too. I was in the middle of ages and felt super awkward, but it was nice to see people who knew what cassettes and VHS are too.

3points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Yes, thank you for restating the entire post.

0points

Miz Melatonin 2 years ago

Excellent way to look at things!!!

0points

UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago

So far? 52.

0points

Wendy Forrest 2 years ago

My sister just got her Phd. We are celebrating her 72nd birthday this week.

37points

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

Congratulations to your sister! That's awesome!

14points

I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago

You know, I actually really like this. I'm currently trying to pick senior subjects and look at unis, because it's my dream to be a GP. But for years I disregarded it, thinking I would be close to 30 by the time I graduate, but this is so nice.

19points

Never Snarky 2 years ago

The Dean of the college I went to said the same thing to me. Took 9 1/2 years, but I graduated magna cum laude at 36. Felt really good to have accomplished something.

9points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

Wish I'd paid more attention to this little fact as a kid.

8points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Oh…and then there’s the loans…

4points

Gwyn 2 years ago

Yeah a couple wise elders I know say something like, well the time is gonna pass anyway so you may as well do and and then you have the benefit of it when you're done.

4points

oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

the time will pass anyway

3points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

Good point

2points

Bina Wei 2 years ago

I thought it was 25-26 for finishing but maybe that's just for regular GP doctor. I know it might be longer for specialities.

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LinManuelMiranda 2 years ago

It's going to be a rude awakening for some

172points

Jason 2 years ago

Hold on let me post a geotagged selfie to my open social media account with my cell phone.

39points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

If they need awakening, they shouldn't be driving in the first place.

4points

Janet Howe 2 years ago

My passport photo looks like Skeletor. Oddly enough, I'm ok with that.

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Lin, they get mad and then forget. You know the cycle with ignorance.

1point

VioletHunter 2 years ago

Who cares about the government having it? Unchecked multi-billion companies with sketchy ethics have your face now. And you can't even vote them out.

17points

Slinkaste 2 years ago

And passports or ID cards

13points

Robin 2 years ago

Funny story my dyslexic brain read fecal recognition and I got stuck in a loop trying to work out how that would be a common thing people know about

7points

Evolbeky 2 years ago

Oh no. Lol

1point

𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕 2 years ago

This reminds me when people were like, "I'm not getting the vaccine, it has little trackers in it! I don't want the government tracking me!" Bro if the govt wanted to track you, they'd use that phone you have with you at all times, that you constantly click "agree" to things without reading, rather than literally inserting a device into your body. Also, why would they want to track YOU? To watch you go to the beer store and home to your couch again? I think they have better things to do.

6points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

And ID cards.

2points

G R 2 years ago

To be fair this is cultural. Most people commenting are obviously American but like... America is not the world. My driving licence doesn't have a photo on it and ID cards don't exist in my country.

4points

Jeremy Porter 2 years ago

"I want his face...off..."

1point

Mimi777 2 years ago

“I refuse to get the Covid shot because it has a microchip that’s going to track me.”-someone who uses a smartphone with location services always on.

1point

Maryanna Baldridge 2 years ago

I don't know.... seems like DMVs in different states are not connected to this thing we call the internet. Can't cancel one registration in CA because I moved to OR without BEING PRESENT IN THE OFFICE TO FILL OUT THE FORM. Pretty sure they don't connect licenses either. Oh yeah, they charged me a late fee.

1point

WFH Forever 2 years ago

No that's just California. I had no problem going from Ohio to Washington (state).

0points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

If you have nothing to hide, do not worry. OR are you afraid your ugly face will blow out the cameras?

0points

While that might seem far-fetched, there is already a lot of popular internet content around the idea of what people of the past thought and wrote. Take a complaint from ancient Babylonian bureaucrats. “I am not getting water for my sesame field. The sesame will die. Don’t tell me later, ‘You did not write to me.’ The sesame is visibly dying. Ibbi-Ilabrat saw it. That sesame will die, and I have warned you.” Thousands of years later, it is just as relatable to anyone having to deal with stubborn managers.

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Me 2 years ago

Badum-tss!

152points

Carolyn Risling 2 years ago

That was precious . . . . .lol

0points

Steve Robert 2 years ago

That just sphinx!

8points

Mimi M 2 years ago

Lately I tell ppl - the more interesting the title of the degree, the less likely you are to get a job in it.

5points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

Is there a Uni that does a degree in comparing degrees?

0points

Gypsy Lee 2 years ago

In America, we can't afford the pyramid.

2points

Pamela Christie 2 years ago

Tut-tut!

1point

Mary Peace 2 years ago

Is that short for Tutankhamen- Tutankhamen?

0points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Years ago while job hunting. An ad got my attention. Too good to be true really. They rang me to give more information but (drunkenly) I told them that they were running a pyramid scheme due to the information they were providing. Yes I was to get more people onboard to this enterprise to make more money but was told they were NOT a pyramid scheme . I had only just found out about pyramid schemes a month before. No, I didn’t take the job

1point

Mimi M 2 years ago

A (not) rose by any other name...

0points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Dumb and dumber

0points

Paulina Pineda 2 years ago

I could hear that 🥁

0points

Yet Another Thomas Moore 2 years ago

The real question is why is he in a PhD program he has to pay for.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago

Again.....stupid.

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glowworm2 2 years ago

This is cute. Turns out he found the right one.

9points

Kurichfield 2 years ago

or he couldn't...relax...don't do it🎶

0points

Jason 2 years ago

I mean it sounds like he didn't treat it like high school

7points

Seán Hannan 2 years ago

Was his name Marshall?

3points

jgilmer 2 years ago

AKA Big Fudge!

0points

Andrew Keir 2 years ago

University *is* your sex education - if you take the **** by the ****s :-)

1point

Beachbum 2 years ago

Awwww that is so sweet

1point

Jeremy Porter 2 years ago

I remember a guy in my dorm like that...his gf was his roommate's rebound gf, and they steyed together forever

1point

Nykky 2 years ago

When he's been married for, like, 5 years, he should ask him "sooo, when are the others coming around?"

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

trying to be cool and fell like a fool

0points

Azziza 2 years ago

Isn't that from How I Married Your Mother?

0points

Pamela Christie 2 years ago

And how many girls and boys and camels and swordfish and fire ants and kinkajous did YOU bring to the dorm?

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Tim Nicebutdim 2 years ago

In fairness the gospels were written after Jesus died so unreliable and Judas sold all the VHS tapes the disciples took for even more silver, then the guy who bought them recorded the Golden Girls over them so there's no actual record any more.

16points

Ash 2 years ago

This is one of my favorite comments ever.

2points

ADJ 2 years ago

Contrary to what some americans seems to believe Jesus was not speaking modern english. In polish version of bible Jesus says "Ja jestem" - "I am", which is much closer to original.

14points

Grant Melville 2 years ago

Absolutely. In my Bible it's the same, with the [he] in square brackets to indicate an insertion by the translator to make the text flow in English. Of course, these words of the Lord refer back to Exodus 3:14 and are an assertion of His deity.

9points

General Anaesthesia 2 years ago

A different opinion: In the King James version, 'He' is italicized, meaning it was supplied by the King James translators and is not in the original ... The "original" Greek "ego eimi" means "I am". So not, "I am He". https://renner.org/article/roman-soldiers-knocked-flat-by-the-power-of-god/

12points

Jaya 2 years ago

Very interesting. He still used a pronoun though: I is also a pronoun.

21points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

Funny thing, the bible is frequently more read by atheists than Christians, though many did not start out as atheists before reading it...

11points

Gareth Baus 2 years ago

I would go with more thoroughly read rather than more read, if you chop it into small chunks it is easier to not notice how terrible it is

3points

Grant Melville 2 years ago

You must know a different sort of atheists and Christians to the ones I know.

2points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

Your local Atheists don't like to prove people wrong with their own book? I'd ask them to see their card....

4points

Beachbum 2 years ago

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Bull's eye!

0points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Pew Research found that atheists knew more about religion than any other group. You have to know what's out there~~being fed to the masses w/no proof~~b4 you can call it rubbish. Religion's caused more wars than any other reason..."Bang! My religion's better than yours!" flapdoodle.

0points

Thom Serveaux 2 years ago

"Neither male nor female, for all are one in Christ" Galatians 3:28

9points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Why do we act like these Bible beaters actually know and understand the Bible??

7points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Bingo!

0points

Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Pretty sure Gods pronouns are, Thy and Thou. 🤔

7points

Fakus nameus 2 years ago

Oh god it’s on of those people that says what Jesus did and did not do and has an American flag next to their name

4points

Monday 2 years ago

Jesus Christ also never spoke English so I don't really see the relevance...

3points

Jaya 2 years ago

But English isn't the only language with pronouns. Most (or maybe all?) language have pronouns. But maybe I misunderstood what you were saying?

6points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

Well....

2points

A real tragedy is that so much significant text, ideas, and conversations are all lost to time because they were never written down. Now that we have the technology, we would be doing those who come after us a disservice not to document as much of our popular culture as possible. At the very least, it might help answer some confusing questions and eliminate the sort of myths we no doubt make about the past.

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Panda Kicki 2 years ago

Took me a minute, but the mother is right 🤣, stay off crazy astro persons.

299points

Jane Doe 2 years ago

Oh! I was thinking an age thing, not a zodiac thing. That’s way more funny and way less creepy!

17points

Tim 2 years ago

Mum spreading truth

7points

RosenCranzLives 2 years ago

Where were you 30 years ago when I needed to hear this?

5points

Miki 2 years ago

Ohhhhh. Thx for explaining.

3points

Loki Orie 2 years ago

I am a crazy astro person. When I met my partner, she was a sceptic. Now we're both crazy astro persons.

1point

Passerby 2 years ago

I think the green text is a guy asking his mom this because a girl he might be interested in wants to know for horoscope. His mom wants him to stay away from her because horoscope girl is usually bad news.

61points

StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago

Thank u for the explanation

6points

Sky Catana 2 years ago

Or maybe he wants to know the minute he is at the age of consent.

17points

Andrew Keir 2 years ago

Would work better if AOC wasn't a 'starts at midnight' thing, but, nice one anyway

0points

Phillip Moderow 2 years ago

Can someone please esplain that to me, Lucy?

12points

DogsRunMyLife 2 years ago

i assume anti horoscope

16points

Jacki moore 2 years ago

12:12 I was born. I just it's cool I am now way into astrology

5points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

As Sheldon Cooper once said : It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

14points

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

Ha ha! You’re a Taurus with Leo rising…

5points

Jrog 2 years ago

"You were conceived in Taurus. Your grandparent's 1991 Ford Taurus SW."

35points

Mimi M 2 years ago

Moms on point

4points

blobby 2 years ago

???

3points

mimi luvs cats 2 years ago

smart mother!

2points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

At the exact moment that mom never had a long peaceful rest again.

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Donkeywheel 2 years ago

Also and above all: won the gas&oil lottery and thus is rich as f**k. Norway is basically a democratic and egalitarian Gulf country.

200points

Erla Zwingle 2 years ago

It's an incredible concept, but the money Norway made/makes off of its oil and gas goes to fund benefits for EVERYBODY (see above). I know, right? Why would a country do that for its people? I LOVE YOU NORWAY. DON'T EVER CHANGE.

64points

Adam Jeff 2 years ago

Despite the oil, Norway is only slightly richer than its oil-less scandinavian neighbours. I think the 'democratic and egalitarian' bit is more important than the oil to be honest.

35points

El Dee 2 years ago

They have about the same amount of gas and oil as Scotland. But they used the money sensisbly and it wasn't pissed away by the UK Government..

30points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

Norway has incredibly cheap energy produced by water power. It's not just oil.

19points

Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

Don't forget their fabulous maternal and paternal leave. Americans get 6 weeks, if they are lucky.

15points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

And they just discovered a major deposit of rare earth minerals.

7points

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

Many other countries also have gas and oil wealth”cough, cough, USA, cough cough.” Why don’t they have the same thing?

6points

papski 2 years ago

They also only have a population of 5m. Their 'egalitarian democracy' is considerably easier to fund with natural resources and a comparatively small welfare state...

1point

Kimberly Wiltshire 2 years ago

And the keep the riff raff out with exponential price tags. Norway chew your wallet out and spit it out before you touch down.

0points

Sarah nashold 2 years ago

They do have a lot of snow. So its nit perfect.. even if they have saunas

0points

Beachbum 2 years ago

If you believe that then move there.

-3points

Isaac Harvey 2 years ago

Also, a government that isn’t fighting itself and holding its own country hostage.

14points

Plinkety 2 years ago

Private schools are also outlawed. If a rich person wants their kids to benefit from more money going towards their education, they have to put their kids in a public school and make a donation that will benefit every child in that school.

13points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

It has been proposed that the reason Skandia has such a culture of equality dates back to the Norse. When they returned from a viking (their word for a raid) the spoils were divided up according to a very specific schedule: a certain percentage for the vessel owner, another percentage for the captain (frequently not the owner), another for the family of those lost or killed, and a hierarchical division based on seniority. It was done quite publicly and no one took anything until everyone, even the lowest ranking person, was happy with the division.

12points

Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 2 years ago

Their grosseries should be expensive though. I think butter is the double of what i pay

5points

Sivi 2 years ago

As a Norwegian it can really depend. Food and bills been hurting my wallet alot. same with the lack of local doctors.

4points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

Well, they make lots of money in the US, being a doctor or lawyer here is social code for wealthy. And no, it doesn't feel right to us either, since we typically cannot afford what either of those careers want to charge us.

2points

Temporary Dork 2 years ago

Food and bills have gone expensive everywhere. If that makes you less happy, you're still happier than everyone else (except the Finns).

0points

Thomas Olsen 2 years ago

For sure Danes aint going to Norway for the "cheap" beers 😂 brrrr

0points

Amanda Hunter 2 years ago

So, perhaps there's a link as to why the US people are so messed up and violent because our system doesn't function like that of Norway.

2points

Audra Sisler 2 years ago

Welp guess I'm moving to Norway!!!! I absolutely can't funking stand America anymore!!!!! ABSOLUTE HELLHOLE 😡😡😡😡

2points

Mir Alt 2 years ago

The happiest country is indeed in northern Europe. But it's Finland. Sixt year in a row i read. https://healthnews.com/news/finland-worlds-happiest-country/

2points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

"How can they possibly be happy in a country where there aren't more guns than people???" -- Americans.

2points

J 2 years ago

1,329,000 registered firearms owned by 486,028 (or 36% of population) people in Norway. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_regulation_in_Norway

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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

I'm seeing this so much that I have a question: Can I please sit with him at the crock pot and share the buffalo dip? Very honestly speaking, I haven't even tasted buffalo sauce before.

162points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

2 (10 ounce) cans chunk chicken, drained ¾ cup hot pepper sauce (such as Frank's RedHot®) 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened 1 cup ranch dressing 1 ½ cups shredded Cheddar cheese 1 bunch celery, cut into 4-inch pieces 1 (8 ounce) box chicken-flavored crackers Prep Time: 15 mins Cook Time: 40 mins Total Time: 55 mins Screen-Sho...58-png.jpg

38points

Agfox 2 years ago

First, catch your buffalo then, if still living,...

13points

Devin Singh 2 years ago

It's 90% Frank's red hot. If you've ever eaten that, you've had buffalo sauce.

10points

Amanda Porter 2 years ago

I'd like to join the crock pot dip-a-pa-looza as well, please!!

4points

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

Buffalo sauce is easy. Equal parts melted butter and your favourite hot sauce

3points

your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago

its delicious trustme on that

2points

Binky Melnik 2 years ago

The phrase “buffalo sauce” conjures up very UNtasty and UNappealing images in my brain! 😱🤯

2points

Playerwon 2 years ago

Buffalo sauce is Frank's Red hot and butter in equal parts heated over low until the butter melts in, and stirred constantly.

0points

Tonya York 2 years ago

Ohh, you're missing out! Find a great recipe on All recipes.com

0points

Limey 2 years ago

I think it tastes like someone vomited up barbecue sauce.

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Taste a lot like chicken wings dipped in mayonnaise

0points

Miz Melatonin 2 years ago

You're missing out!!

0points

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

oh god, you're in for a treat

0points

The Other Guest 2 years ago

Reminds me of how actor Alan Alda first got together with his wife, Arlene. They were attending a party, and the host accidentally dropped a rum cake on the kitchen floor. Alan & Arlene were the only ones still willing to eat it, which they did - spoons in hand, right off the floor. They've been married for 66 years.

20points

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

Sounds like a keeper to me.

14points

Falcon on Dizzy 2 years ago

this is the kind of guy I am. I resonate with this guy. human interaction sucks, i want food

13points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Betty Crocker has ruined another relationship

6points

SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago

I'd be the partner at the crock pot eating buffalo chicken sauce

5points

SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago

I meant dip- sob

3points

astro exe 2 years ago

Difference between dirt and gold

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Stick with bachelor number two!

0points

Andrew Keir 2 years ago

should have eaten the buffalo sauce straight out of a bison

0points

Yzabela Tam 2 years ago

Uhhhh..... Hong kong person here.... *please don't laugh at meeee>...* what is buffalo sauce?

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Maggie 2 years ago

A keeper for sure.

251points

FloC 2 years ago

Unless he has another girlfriend somewhere else.

42points

VonBlade 2 years ago

And then all the men hiding in the wardrobe stood up and applauded.

23points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

He loves you. Incoherently so, but definitely love. Alcohol is a truth serum.

7points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

"I have a girlfriend but I'm going to sleep naked on your floor anyways." Lol love it

4points

Tracy Wallick 2 years ago

Marry him

3points

Edward Monks 2 years ago

why the capital letters on the word Boyfriend?

3points

Lea 2 years ago

They are stressing that he is their boyfriend

6points

Bernadette Jamieson 2 years ago

Um I had one like that too, now we are married and it’s nearly fifty years. He is a keeper.

2points

Jeremy Porter 2 years ago

At least he still thought you're hot?

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Marry him

0points

marnidarr 1 year ago

This should be way up higher on this list!

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

It was an inside job!

534points

OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

Bwahahaha!

20points

🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬 Premium 2 years ago

You, my friend, are so, so good.

5points

Julia Cargile 2 years ago

Good one.

4points

the one panda _ 2 years ago

Ba-dum-tschhh!

3points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Think we are all guilty of that offence at some point. What would your country sentence you to? Depending on the judge here fully suspended or fine even community service (Ireland)

3points

Not a panda just a koala 2 years ago

Passed on by the bald headed one eyed dude

2points

Angel 2 years ago

Also an inside joke 👍🏻

0points

Ziya 2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

0points

Celeste 2 years ago

🤦‍♀️🤭

0points

GlamourGhoul 2 years ago

When I was pregnant my kid cracked 2 of my ribs by getting her feet stuck. She was like: "since I'm here I may as well trash the place."

21points

KombatBunni 2 years ago

My daughter finds the story of her kicking me in the stomach for the first time before she was born funny. I was out at a cafe having a hot chocolate with her father, and as I leaned over to pick up my cup, got a kick right to the insides and nearly dropped it. Needless to say was not impressed with her dad laughing at me, or having to wait until she settled before I could keep drinking. Ahh parenthood

13points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

Damn I gotta tell someone 🤣

7points

Jill Sadler 2 years ago

The kid whose lap the fetus stole also kicked the belly. But she didnt care. She was 6 and pissed.

3points

Bryan W. 2 years ago

Proper troll.

3points

Board Pan, duh. 2 years ago

Inside joke.

2points

SeaLouse 2 years ago

Kid kicked me in the face while I was climbing a latter once. A few days later I threw a block of wood at his head. Preschool was rough

1point

Karen Philpott 2 years ago

I hope she wasn't resting a cup of tea on you at the time!

1point

Strawberry 2 years ago

lol

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Shark Lady 2 years ago

Olympic swimmers can still drown.

220points

Bella 2 years ago

Usually it's not for a lack of ability but things like extreme exhaustion or injuries that they are needed for! There was an incident during an aerobic routine that a coach saved the olympic swimmer just last year.

102points

Lonny Parton 2 years ago

But, you see, the person serving as lifeguard is just likely not in the top 100 persons qualified to rescue them in the building.

28points

Deborah Rubin 2 years ago

But his expression....

8points

Jill Sadler 2 years ago

Cramps are no joke!

6points

Frank Miller 2 years ago

No they can't, there's a lifeguard on duty!

4points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

But what are the odds my friend?

3points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Yes, clearly, but it is a great deal more unlikely than at the public pool.

2points

Pavlina G 2 years ago

It's called a joke

2points

Wilfredo 2 years ago

But do they?

1point

madeline tansey bryson 2 years ago

Stop ruining stuff

1point

Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago

Right? To be deemed strong/good enough like... "There are literal OLYMPIC SWIMMERS around but if there's an emergency we're going to depend on you". Doesn't seem useless to me.

1point

Matthew Anoia 2 years ago

I have a greater chance of winning the lottery and, with the winning ticket in hand, getting struck by lightning, only to be resuscitated by Mila Kunis who happened to be riding her unicycle past that particular Circle K at that moment.

1point

Zak 2 years ago

As sure as the Earth is flat.

1point

Sarah nashold 2 years ago

True there was an interview with an Olympic swimmer and she passed out underwtwice because she trained so hard. Her coach jumped in and saved her

1point

Matt Campbell 2 years ago

so...they get bronze?

1point

Ada Hiestand 1 year ago

Yes but it is a 3% chance or less

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Colin 2 years ago

Greg Louganis smacked his head during a dive and the life guard had to pull him out. 1988 Olympics I believe.

19points

Renegade 2 years ago

I watched that live. There was a big hullabaloo because he had to disclose is positive HIV status which was a huge deal at the time.

2points

AJJ 2 years ago

I used to lifeguard swim meets and practices. Read about shallow water blackout.

7points

Fakus nameus 2 years ago

When the swimmers are better swimmers than the lifeguard

3points

Waddling Land Fish (She/her) 2 years ago

And? Lifeguarding still takes a different level of training than competitive swimming. Even without the swimming differences, I doubt many of the competitors are trained in CPR and first aid.

10points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

Perfect

2points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

No running on deck.

2points

Lorie Shewbridge 2 years ago

Two words: Greg Louganis

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

He gets in free...so not bad

0points

Wednesday 1 year ago

It would be a rare and terribly exciting thing for a lifeguard to have to jump in the pool at the Olympics. I mean there's spectacle and then there's spectacle.

0points

Jean Thompson 2 years ago

Well, he gets paid for it.

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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

No it's, "You need to sit in a room all day doing nothing with over a hundred other people. We could give you fifteen bucks, but you don't want that right? You want to differ that. Chance of COVID? Yeah, but don't worry about it."

121points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

We'll give you $15 but the only parking with 6 blocks costs $25.

48points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)

$15. Why even Ronald Reagan agreed to index Social Security to inflation. That was supposed to be a good day's wage, back in 1790. And as compelled labor, I'd argue that it's constitutionally required to be a good day's wage under the takings clause.

13points

Der Kommissar 2 years ago

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5points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

That’s the selection process, not actually being on a jury. And they did selection over zoom when I was called in 2021

4points

Devin Singh 2 years ago

defer *

2points

Nykky 2 years ago

Unless you show any higher level of intelligence. I replied once to a jury duty notice because I actually wanted to sit in on a trial. I put I was a student and getting my degree in psychology. Haven't gotten a notice since, and that was around 8 years ago.

1point

Maxine Wright 2 years ago

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0points

jupe77 2 years ago

Yeah, and those court benches are made for short people and a pain in the a*s as well.

0points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Can you sound more 1D10T1C?

-1point

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Remember, your life is in the hands of twelve people who couldn't figure out how to get out of jury duty

14points

Agfox 2 years ago

Meanwhile, in Australia, the current daily rate for jury service is: Trial Days 1-10 – All Jurors: $106.30 a day. Trial Days 11 to trial end – Jurors who are employed: $247.40 a day. Trial Days 11 to trial end – Jurors who are not employed: $106.30 a day

11points

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

*volunteers for jury duty in australia*

7points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

Really? 🤯

5points

pete 2 years ago

The best in the US is $50 a day, I believe, and your employer has to pay you for the day. My state is $12 and no paid day from employer. Also, I believe federal cases are different from state ones, no matter what state it's located in.

1point

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

Still not enough.

0points

Greg Baughman 2 years ago

You get $15? I got $11.....

6points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Yeah! Where the hell are they getting $15??

4points

Billy Harrelson 2 years ago

And the thing is, most employers will pay you a full days pay for jury duty and then ask you to give them the $15 check when you get it (to make up for them paying you your full day).

5points

BJ Hage 2 years ago

Maybe in some cases? I have been on several juries and no employer has ever asked for money back. Salary or hourly.

4points

pete 2 years ago

Varies by state as well. Some states require employer to pay you for the day, other states do not.

2points

H.J. King 2 years ago

Same here. But, it depends on the employer.

1point

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Not solve a murder, decide whether you think the police got it right when they solved the murder.

4points

pete 2 years ago

You mean got it right when they charged someone with a murder. Chances are, they didn't solve it either.

-2points

RKBJR82 2 years ago

I once did Federal Jury Duty, and with gas reimbursement, I was paid almost $1,000 on top of my normal salary. It was a nice extra surprise around Xmas.

4points

Mevrouw Madelief 2 years ago

The country where I live we don't have jurors or a jury in court, so to me it seems like a fun thing as what we see in movies lol.

3points

Comedy Clumbers 2 years ago

Spouse has been picked for 3 juries over the years. Not a single murder. A property dispute, an insurance fraud, and i forget the 3rd.

2points

Bob Brooce 2 years ago

Last time I got called I checked a phone message twice, then walked in the courthouse door to be told I wasn't needed. $40 for about 5 minutes and a 20 minute walk..

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Thom Serveaux 2 years ago

I used to be the "main character" like this at a bar I went to. I've married the bartender and now we have our own little spinoff.

9points

Angie Falzarano 2 years ago

I do this too. I always say you guys have a great day. But only Starbucks employees usually answer. Dang that guys is lucky everybody wants to talk to norm

6points

Bryce Ford 2 years ago

English majors may be able to explain it better, but "bye everyone" is more open/inclusive/inviting than "you guys have a great day". Next time try "bye everyone" you'll notice the difference in response

4points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

I said it before and I'll say it again: switching to coffee saved Norm's liver

3points

Tonya York 2 years ago

Improving my faith in humanity 🙏

1point

Celeste 2 years ago

Kinda wish life could really be that simple sometimes.

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Cool

0points

Jungle Empress 85 Premium 2 years ago

Dr. Nick?

0points

Robert Miller 2 years ago

I did it once - was nominated and elected the role of foreperson (bastards) and instantly did a secret ballot - to see where we were - everyone voted guilty (it was obvious) then argued that we should discuss it .....30 minutes later they all gave in and voted guilty again .

0points

Mama bear 2 years ago

I do this all the time. Always get a reply.

0points

shan 2 years ago

I’m going to do this and see what happens.

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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Go slow. With anything, test the natural receptors in your body. Eat a half of a gummy, eat a stem and cap of shrooms. Wait. Gauge your bodies' response. Be careful and have good friends around.

23points

manon M 2 years ago

Pour une fois, je suis totalement d'accord avec ton commentaire 👍

2points

Laura Mortensen 2 years ago

I still think about when pot had just become legal in Washington State. My partner and I were waiting for the bust in Downtown Seattle when a guy came up to us. "Where am I?" he asked. My partner answered "Your in Seattle." "But where in Seattle?" "Downtown, 3rd and Cherry." It turned out he was a few blocks from his house. He wandered away saying, "They really should warn you about the edibles."

13points

Em 2 years ago

I am so incredibly jealous. I smoke a ridiculously small amount compared to literally every other stoner I've ever met, and my tolerance is still in the stratosphere. On top of that, cookie-type edibles barely affect me. 2500 mg in a brownie? I'd be fairly high, but nothing extraordinary. Now, if we're talking jolly ranchers, yeah, I'd be blasted, but I'd have to eat like 20 of the things. Sometimes I really miss being hold-on-to-the-earth stoned.

7points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

I’ve felt these feelings. 10mg gummies might as well be free breath mints, for all they’d get me high. (Though at the moment I’m pregnant so I’m feeling *none* of these feels and hoping my tolerance will be pleasantly lowered by this hiatus)

6points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

My son nagged me to try one of his gummy's. I wait till right after a drug test so I would have at least 30 days before another test. That thing nailed me to the bed. I thought I had turned to rubber. My 28 year old son takes them and goes to work. WTH.

4points

Em 2 years ago

I don't understand how people can go to work stoned, period. It just sounds deeply unpleasant to me. Technically I've done it once. It was near closing and my most obnoxious coworker was waving his pen around, talking about how strong it was and how none of us could handle it. I rolled my eyes and went "gimme that." To be fair, I'd tried multiple pens before and never felt much from them. Turns out dude was holding the exception to the rule. I'm pretty sure I willed myself out of a panic attack just because I could not let this idiot be right. The moral of this story is "do not fall for the macho b******t."

3points

Tee Rat 2 years ago (edited)

Get ready to feel and taste every color in the universe.

4points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

Wait wait wait... where is he getting 500mg edibles????

4points

Em 2 years ago

You know, I read it as 2500 and wondered this as well, but I have seen some pretty strong ones.

6points

A Nelson 2 years ago

Medical marijuana has very strong edibles that some states require a medical card to even view the menu

0points

BewilderedBanana 2 years ago

you can make them yourself ;)

0points

Hannah 2 years ago

Lol first time I ever had edibles (or any THC product at all) it was a 5mg my stoner grandma gave me to try and help with my insomnia. Second time I ever had an edible it was an 800 mg gummy which I was not told until id already accepted and eaten it. Needless to say, it was not a fun night. 🤣😂

2points

Private Caller 2 years ago

Whew!

2points

Cara Vinson 2 years ago

Pound down the CBD

1point

Anne 2 years ago

Orange juice. Drink orange juice of you OD on weed.

1point

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Stephen Andrews 2 years ago

I would have hired you on the spot. Someone that thinks that fast 100% deserves a job.

253points

ProbablyNotBehindYou (he/him) 2 years ago

I'd go as far as to say they 110% deserve it

38points

L 2 years ago

except that I've seen this so many times I could pull it off.... no fast thinking involved... but I wouldn't do it because I'd be pretty convinced the interviewer had seen it too... and then I'd look like a loser who spends too much time on board panda.

7points

Frank Miller 2 years ago

And what about someone that's conniving enough to have planned it just to sucker you in?

4points

Carolyn Risling 2 years ago

Well played . . . . . . .

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

You can't hire anyone unless you're the boss. Mgrs don't call ppl "that"...'Someone who thinks...' Candidate lied~~thnking fast w/a lie doesn't count...100% is max~~even if you've an inflated view of yourself.

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La Petite Morte 2 years ago (edited)

There are plenty of companies where the hiring is left up to middle managers & HR. Do you think the owners of major companies interview & personally hire every secretary & mail room clerk? ~~ Secondly, English is an odd language, one I'm assuming you are not a native speaker in. In this instance "Someone that thinks that fast.." is as correct as "Someone who thinks that fast..." It is commonly accepted that 'that' can be used to refer to people, places, animals, objects, or events whereas 'who' can only be used to refer to people & animals. Some schools of grammar insist on a stricter rule of ONLY using 'that' for places & things & ONLY 'who' for people & animals. Unless you're referring to a group of people, then you can use 'that'. Either way, using 'that' vs 'who' may indicate a more informal way of speaking or just someone who was taught a different style of grammar from you. ~~ Third, IT'S CALLED HYPERBOLE. HY-PER-BO-LE. A phrase that uses exaggeration to make a point or show emphasis . 'Giving a hundred and ten percent' is a common phrase indicating that someone went above and beyond the expected outcome. The fact that it is usually impossible to give more than 100% effort in an endeavor is actually the point of the phrase. It's saying that if 100% effort is the norm, x person did something more than what was expected of them. It's a rather common phrase in English, so going around insisting anyone who says that is a liar & pretending & arrogant is just proving that you don't understand that it's hyperbole & a common saying. Which is making you look like a pedantic jerk who's trying to police a language that they don't fully comprehend. When someone says that they're so angry that they could explode, they don't mean that the level of emotion they are feeling is going to cause them to physically rupture into several bloody chunks of meat. They are using exaggeration and simile to emphasize the intensity of emotion they are currently feeling. ~~ Understand? It's OK if all of this is flying over your head or making you feel tongue-tied, if you just knuckle down & give it the old college try I'm sure you'll conquer that mountain in 3 seconds flat!

1point

Pandora 2 years ago

Interviewer: so, can you see why sometimes less is more?

4points

The Chronic Insomniac 2 years ago

Smooth af

3points

Karen Clark 2 years ago

Nice save! 😄

2points

Ziya 2 years ago

I'd have nervously laughed and said "a little" 💀

2points

Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Good thing this didn't happened during the drug test.

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

You'll regret that.

1point

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

Ooh, very good!

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Love it.

0points

marnidarr 1 year ago

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Passerby 2 years ago

It sure feels illegal. It is also sometimes hard to decide of you are sick enough.

156points

Jason 2 years ago

Thankfully corporations guilt us into worrying about the decision. Look I'm only coughing up blood a few times an hour and my temperature is already down to 104f I should be able to make it in still so I don't get penalized

21points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

It’s b******t. I am from a generation of Americans who were made to feel this way but I don’t give a duck anymore and half the time I call in sick I just want to sleep in a bit.

10points

GlamourGhoul 2 years ago

I used to work front of house in a restaurant (assistant manager/host) I got fired for having walking pneumonia and a 104°f fever. Unemployment said it was the easiest decision they ever made 🤣

10points

️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago

I'm feeling that right now... I had to think about whether I'm well enough for work, or too sick to drive in, this morning! It should have been a no-brainer, I'm sick.

9points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

If you're sick, you're sick. We need to axe the idea of needing to earn time to rest.

7points

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 2 years ago (edited)

That is BS. There is no such thing as "sick enough". Illness is illness and spreads across the workplace whether you feel like you can drag your a** to work or not. And more people should stand up to their workplace and SAY THAT. (Preferably on record - text, email, recording - so if they decide to fire you for being ill and expressing concern for your co-workers, you have ammo to use later.)

4points

Lt Dan 2 years ago

Cops killing children.

6points

Ada Hiestand 1 year ago

THAT IS ILLEGAL SIR

0points

Tessa Dawn 2 years ago

Driving in front of a cop car

5points

LissyPoo 2 years ago

Leaving a store without paying when you aren't getting anything.

5points

Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago

Then, as I approach the exit, I see the security guard. Should I look ahead? Should I smile at him? Should I just go back and buy something?

3points

Xenia Harley 2 years ago

Especially if you are a teacher, where they expect you to have lesson plans. I was out for surgery, and was expected to prepare two weeks worth of lesson plans which the sub didn't use anyway! That would make me want to scream, since I took the time to prepare the stuff! Hint, it takes a LONG time to plan for two weeks out! I had vocal cord surgery, as I could hardly talk!

4points

Serenity Now! 2 years ago

Smoking pot even though it's already been legalized.

3points

Vanessa Panerosa 2 years ago

Leaving a store without buying anything

2points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Phoning for a doctor appointment

2points

Edward Monks 2 years ago

driving all the way through town (UK) without haviing to stop at a red light / traffic lights.

2points

Capybara With a Cat 2 years ago

Leaving a shop without buying anything

2points

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Mr.G86 2 years ago

He didn't have to cut us of off

237points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

I don't know how you pissed Chris D'Asta off, but confusing "troglodyte" with "trilobyte" on this page is pretty meta. (Troglodyte = cave man. Usually used to call someone stupid or primitive, although there are still a fascinatingly large number of people who live in caves. Trilobyte = an early offshoot of arthropods, the group of animals that includes shrimp, lobsters, spiders and insects. Dominant animal life form 500,000,000 years ago, but went extinct)

18points

Lili Octopus 2 years ago

Have his friends collect his records then change his number

7points

️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago (edited)

now i think about all the times hes screwed us over

5points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

The records are worth a fortune now so they had to be collected

2points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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Ian Webling 2 years ago

Amazing resemblance to Sara Gilbert.

12points

Agfox 2 years ago

Well spotted, now I can't unsee it...

7points

Der Kommissar 2 years ago

That is Muammar Gaddafi, with makeup

11points

down quark 2 years ago

Oh my god, it is!

1point

Christine Caluori 2 years ago

A great song though

11points

Edison Lima 2 years ago

The fact that he sampled the memorable beat he used in that music from Brazilian singer Luiz Bonfá's song "Seville" without giving him any credit marred his reputation more than a bit.

3points

LinManuelMiranda 2 years ago

NoW yOuR jUsT sOmeBody ThAt I USED TO KNOOOOW

11points

Sea Squirrel 2 years ago

Now he's just somebody only Google knows.

8points

Ikonye St. Jude 2 years ago

I see what you did there.

0points

Edward Monks 2 years ago

and what a banger of a tune it was. remix heaven

7points

Demongrrrrl Premium 2 years ago

He never stopped making music. Gotye is not his real name and he's in a band with a different one.

6points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

Am I missing something here? Who is it?

5points

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

I don’t actually know who this is

5points

AG 2 years ago (edited)

Goyte I think that's the spelling but you really need to look it up listen and love it. Somebody That I Used to Know

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Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

I can appreciate that.

212points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I don't mind people kissing in public... until they become one of "those couples". You know, the kind where it looks like they're in a competition to see which one can successfully swallow the others face.

22points

Deborah Rubin 2 years ago

Honesty is the best policy?

15points

pete 2 years ago

Yeah, that's just part of equal treatment, lots of people don't want to see couples sucking face in public spaces.

6points

Carolyn Risling 2 years ago

Guess that makes it OK, then . . . . . .carry on

1point

Afradite 2 years ago

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0points

Passerby 2 years ago

To be honest, I am not that fond of too much PDA either. Kiss on a cheek is a fair game to me, but kiss on the lips is a bit too much in my book, gay or not. I know it was not mentioned whether it was on the cheek or on the lips, but I just want to say this nonetheless.

47points

Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

I can't stand the sound of people kissing--I can look away, but the sound....

27points

Kathy 2 years ago

I have age limits. It is okay if both are under 5 or are older than 75. Otherwise, I just flat out do not want to see it.

9points

StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago

Yes same. I’m aroace and repulsed by that (kissing/sex/etc.)

2points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago (edited)

What about on the a*s? /jk

0points

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StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

TBF, I don't want to see ANY couples sucking each other's faces off in public. We all have our cringes. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

20points

Oerff On Tour 2 years ago

My answer would be: "No, I don't have a train at home."

19points

Haywood Jablome 2 years ago

People can be grossed out by PDA. Why is it only a problem if you tell gay people to cool it?

8points

Adeline Bennett 2 years ago

It's New York. He got those looks, not bc they thought he was homophobic, but bc he wasn't minding his business.

1point

Tabitha 2 years ago

Maybe PDA makes him feel uncomfortable.

8points

Sampson Crowley 2 years ago

That's why he *said* that. i.e. what he meant by "just a hater"

2points

René Sauer 2 years ago

I always found it weird to call it a phobia. I have never seen anybody cower or run in fear from a gay guy or something.

7points

RedMarbles 2 years ago

The definition includes aversion as well as fear.

12points

Afradite 2 years ago

I can appreciate this too. In love people make me sick. 😑 but I'm also a hater and slightly bitter. 🤷🏽‍♀️

4points

Jrog 2 years ago (edited)

They probably already do that at home too, buddy...

3points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

I agree makes me sick watching any couple kiss in public cause I can't do it too.

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Me 2 years ago

Wait what

172points

Monday 2 years ago

Crazy right?

22points

Pyla 2 years ago

why would anyone think he was around in the early modern period?

12points

Celeste 2 years ago

I was going to reply but then I looked at the handle... already talk to myself plenty. If you must know, I was going to say "what Me said"

6points

Cookies 2 years ago

Verified

4points

Jessica Cifelli 2 years ago

Same...

1point

Lauren S 2 years ago

True story

0points

Dodo (they/them) 2 years ago

Wait 'til they find out Dali died in 1989.

46points

Evolbeky 2 years ago

What??? Ffs

9points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Dali actually died in 1500, he just laid down in 1989.

6points

Sue User 2 years ago

When i hear this sort of thing , i always think: should have tried to meet them. Not that they would entertain some random fan, because if they did, they would have tons of people showing up. Its nice to think it was possible, but i know it wasnt probable.

2points

Jaya 2 years ago

I think there's a loooot of people who have placed Picasso (and also Dalí) into the completely wrong time period in their mind.

40points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

I surprised by how many people are surprised by this.

11points

display name 2 years ago

Eminem was alive the same time as Picasso.

28points

display name 2 years ago

And Picasso was alive when Charles Darwin died.

30points

FantasianMind 2 years ago

I mean I didn't think of 1500 but still .... martisse died 1954 and monet in 1926. Heck, van Gogh died just 1890.... why does it feel like, these people should be older since they already feel ancient qq?

20points

Cornelia Neuschild 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2points

Froget abou dit 2 years ago

I remember watching him make a painting (a horse maybe?) on Sesame Street!

8points

Sue User 2 years ago

They had Salvatore Dada https://www.buzzfeed.com/lakenbrooks222/the-sesame-street-squad-are-way-more-cultured-than-23zd4jl0qm

5points

Tiny Dancer 2 years ago

He's been referenced many times in the Muppet universe, but he never appeared on Sesame Street. Not sure which painter you may have seen, but it wasn't Picasso: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Pablo_Picasso

4points

Cornelia Neuschild 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

The one that really shocked me was the fact that Hieronymus Bosch was painting in the 15th century. His style looks way more modern, like something out of the surrealism of the early 20th century.

3points

JasiBri 2 years ago

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2points

R Lenz 2 years ago (edited)

I'm with you, buddy!!!

1point

April Pickett 2 years ago

I don't think they had much abstract artwork in the 1500s.

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Those are two equally terrible takes.

115points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Really? It seems clear to me that the second guy is explaining to the OP why the original post isn't clever.

7points

Robert Millar 2 years ago

And the dry cleaners says "Sorry, but we are a funeral parlour."

22points

Nikole 2 years ago

“I am happy to inform you that your beloved deceased is now freshly pressed.”

13points

Will Cable 2 years ago

Guy I know has tried complaining to companies directly about something and they didn't want to know, so he got on Twitter and complained o loads of people could see his problem, the company soon got their act together

19points

INGI 2 years ago

I left Twitter the moment they let 45 back on. But I will say, a tweet about a customer service issue would get a response in milliseconds. I got a number of problems resolved quickly with one simple tweet.

6points

TTorrest Author 2 years ago

THE HAMBURGER STORE

15points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

The Hamburger Store has the best tacos ever.

3points

A Nelson 2 years ago

Hahaha I'm not the only one that laughed

1point

Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago

Lol

0points

sassawrasse 2 years ago

That's an It's Always Sunny reference! YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MORE CHIPS AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!

4points

John Murray 2 years ago

My favorite is people literally using technology developed because of space exploration to complain about space exploration.

2points

Pandora 2 years ago

So, when you get robbed you complain to the very same people that robbed you?

1point

Mbonge Mabaso 2 years ago

This is a really stupid question.

5points

L 2 years ago

I think the original point here is is that by using Twitter , even to complain about the platform, you are supporting Twitter financially. I'm not impressed with the response as they missed the point. but "hamburger store" made me laugh.

1point

Mbonge Mabaso 2 years ago

They don't want to stop using Twitter because it was fun once upon a time. They just want it to improve. The same way we complain about the government and don't just move to a different country. They got the point. It's still just wrong.

7points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Step away from the pipe

0points

Wilfredo 2 years ago

Ah good old smart melon husk

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago (edited)

Alright, let's go. Word has an F-ton of functions and options that few people even know about. Moving an image is easy, if you know how to do it and tweak the options a bit. PDFs are literally made to be non-editable once saved. It is so they can be safe for storing important documents. Ever wandered why all stores send you bill in a PDF version? It's so you cannot edit it and do scams. Also there are few other programs that can edit them. So if you don't know how to use Word, don't blame the program for your incompetence. If you managed to read it all the way here, thank you for your attention and apologies for the rant. XD

405points

Mahayana 2 years ago

Clippy, is that you writing that?

110points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

Come on, for 30 years, Microsoft has had more bugs than a Brazilian rain forest.

40points

Stephanie Barr 2 years ago

Yeah, no. I've gone through a dozen word processors over the past forty plus years and MS Word is one of the worst. I used to write everything with Word Perfect and convert because MS Word was so ungainly. Word Perfect ended up not being backward compatible so I gave up on it (since everything delivered must be in Word), but it was a much better product. Probably still is but they pissed me off.

26points

Pamacious 2 years ago

Certified expert in Microsoft Word and Excel here with extensive experience training on and supporting multiple releases of Word. The meme is spot on for standard users.

22points

Mat Hall 2 years ago

The whole "move an image, Word screws it up" trope bugs me. Did you change the image anchor and wrapping options? Have you used page and section breaks to structure your document correctly? No? Well then *you* screwed it up.

17points

Shetland Tony 2 years ago

Valid if it were marketed as a software not for the everyman - the user interface is weak and should be simpler

12points

Mavis McCollam 2 years ago

Everything is easy, if you know how to do it.

10points

el mago 2 years ago

You know what else is easy? Flying a rocket ship, if you know how to do it.

7points

Heather Wolmarans 2 years ago

You can literally buy the Premium version of any pdf programme, and edit a pdf. Word is horrible, and drives me insane.

6points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

I for one thoroughly enjoyed your rant

6points

Natasha Goring 2 years ago

Anyone that does not know how to edit a PDF needs to be lawfully assigned a technology assistant

5points

MaggieMay85 2 years ago

If you love Word so much, why don’t you marry it? 😝

5points

similarly 2 years ago

Can I just say: I love this entire conversation. The comments are hilarious.

4points

Deborah Rubin 2 years ago

The book Word for Dummies is still a classic.

4points

Lea 2 years ago

You can actually edit a PDF though. You can go into the code of the PDF and change things that way.

4points

ShellsBells 2 years ago

I can do signatures on forms in word with my touchscreen and e-mail it back without having to print and scan the documents back to my computer.

3points

Zak 2 years ago

So PDFs are made to be non-editable but there are a few programs that can edit them?

2points

Erdot 2 years ago

I admire your trust in non-editable pdf's. Wait until you hear about other Adobe programs beside the basic Reader.

2points

Tim 2 years ago

Google docs can bite my a*s.

2points

Ripley 2 years ago

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Edie Hart 2 years ago

Nice rant. Except...."wondered", not "wandered" which means "walked or moved in a leisurely, casual, or aimless way."

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago

Well said! I love when people blame the programs for their own ignorance/inadequacies.

1point

Justin Kelly 2 years ago

Me literally editting pdfs in acrobat because it's a paid for feature not a restriction.

1point

Rusty 2 years ago

Yikes you never had the plot huh? Wow you made no valid points in such a small post. Smdh...

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Gotta respect word and it's many secrets.

1point

Gabby P 2 years ago

Read it all. Love random facts so thank you for sharing!

1point

zovjraar me 2 years ago

wait i'm confused. i edit PDF's literally every day at my job. "edit text", "add text"... my favorite is an "image" i saved that's just a white square. "add image", pick the white square, resize it, and i have digital white out!

1point

Sue User 2 years ago

The main goal of pdf is not non editable. Its portable document format. It was created so that any person on any operating system ( windows, unix, osx, etc)

1point

Gaabriel Becket 2 years ago

Wordperfect and I edit pdfs all the time in Photoshop, GIMP or Acrobat

1point

René Studer 2 years ago

Fair enough but as a designer I‘m not going anywhere near word.

1point

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

Feel better now?

1point

gilded panda 2 years ago

your welcome, and apology not needed rants are better to read than normal comments

0points

Wilfredo 2 years ago

Thank you for the information Bill Gates

0points

Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago

Rant on. None of it makes sense to me.

0points

Kelley Baltierra 2 years ago

I actually DO wander about those pdf bills....thank you for clarifying

0points

Charlie Birkner 2 years ago

You just had to go and be the wet blanket, didn't you? 🤣

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Sarah nashold 2 years ago

Id argue that using photoshop one might be able to change a voucher created in word. I once saw someone turn a photo of a pizza into a bikini babe or vice versa... but if one knows how to use photoshop, they may not be using word... I miss in design

0points

Admiralu 2 years ago

Great TED talk! So true most people won't learn how to use many of the features

0points

Lady Vader 2 years ago

You are welcome Red Wyvern Emperor. I have learned a few functions over the years which have made things easier.....I suppose that goes for life too, not just word! 😊

0points

Pandora 2 years ago

I've (successfully) used Word to edit my scanned-and-edited-with-OmnipagePro paycheck receipts to get a bank loan TWICE while living in Switzerland, so...

0points

Julia Cargile 2 years ago

Well said.

0points

Ray Arani 2 years ago

Thank you! My thoughts exactly!

0points

ravenhorse 2 years ago

Lol

0points

Beauford T Shimbucket 2 years ago

No one asked you nerd.

-1point

Beff Jezos 2 years ago

“Cuntry”

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Holly Benedict 2 years ago

I hate to admit anything Microsoft has their hands on is good, but I'll reluctantly say it about Word and Excel. Sure there are alternatives but F if they have the 1241 extra features I never needed. Trying to use Google sheets like I do Excel is more painful than just admitting I like Excel .

7points

Tim 2 years ago

The Google apps can go jump off a cliff.

0points

Will Cable 2 years ago

Libre office

7points

Jrog 2 years ago

Don't take me wrong, I love Libre Office. For your grandma's use, Libre is perfect. But if you know what you are doing around a spreadsheet, or want to manage large quantities of data, or basically any slightly advanced business use, Libre office crashes and burns and Office is still the only viable option.

6points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

a number of years ago you could buy it on a disc to put on up to 5 devices. Now it’s a yearly subscription per device. WTF? This is costing more for less

5points

Never Snarky 2 years ago

That's why I loved WordPerfect. It worked!

5points

dan martyr 2 years ago

It’s the least user friendly product I use. Even Revit and AutoCAD are more intuitive. Will avoid as far as possible.

5points

john s 2 years ago

I would never have thought AutoCAD would be more intuitive... wow

1point

MongoMarcia 2 years ago

I prefer word perfect but no one uses it anymore.

3points

Rahb in Oz 2 years ago

If Microsoft ever made something that didn't suck, it would be vacuum cleaner.

2points

john s 2 years ago

oh that's good, Rahb in Oz

0points

Rachel Grig 2 years ago

Edit your expectations hahahahaha Almost fell off my chair.

2points

Edison Lima 2 years ago

I miss a function to "swap upper/lower case in the selected area" SO VERY MUCH. I swear that, back in the day when I was first learning computation amidst the dinosaurs, there used to be a text editing program we accessed through DOS (I think it was called Lotus, Orchid or some other flower?) In which CTRL+K did that. Now, if I hit CAPS LOCK and type a whole paragraph (I type quite fast, since I studied dactilography in Pangea) in upper case, I can only die!!

1point

Vladimir I 2 years ago

Well this feature actually exists... Tried to google for it?

1point

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Shark Lady 2 years ago

You missed off the best reply: glasses.

486points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)

Alimony? (see OTHER people?)

18points

Yoyo 2 years ago

Was thinking the same.

5points

River wolf 2 years ago

And some video calls.

2points

Kurichfield 2 years ago

zing!

2points

Anonymous 2 years ago

My neurodivergent facial blindness is so bad I can barely see people with my glasses on.

2points

Sandrapocalypse 2 years ago

Or contacts!

0points

naylene hess 2 years ago

Listen here you little s**t lol

0points

Tam StaR 2 years ago

The end of this is cut off when he replies he's talking about eyeglasses...What's the deal BP?

13points

Wyn Williams 2 years ago

They cut the end off, he meant eyeglasses 🤓

10points

M. 2 years ago

I've said it once, I'll say it again. You can see a prostitute any ol' time, you only have to pay to sleep with one.

5points

Crybabyartist 2 years ago

Or stay awake the whole time and do kinky stuff

2points

OffKeySinger 2 years ago

Yes

2points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Yes

2points

Marlie Worthington 2 years ago

The answer could be divorce lawyers.

1point

Marco 2 years ago

Oxford comma guy here… honestly mean no disrespect, just saying… playing a concert or being an actor is selling an intimate part of yourself. Prostitution, concerts, and acting are all performances. I wish one of them weren’t deemed shameful by some and I wish that everyone had a living wage so that we could all have the opportunity to safely make the choice to walk the path we choose.

1point

GrowingThruConcrete 2 years ago

Portrait paintings?

1point

Shelli Aderman 2 years ago

Therapy

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Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

Cartoon houses were cheap back then.

342points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

My parents bought their house then for $187k. Redfin estimates they'd get about $5-600k today.

14points

Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

And today, you'd get a carton house for that price.

4points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

Well, they were all two-dimensional.

4points

Afradite 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2points

Skid Marks 2 years ago

Well they were made with markers.

2points

Gregg Bender 2 years ago

If you don't believe me, ask Roger Rabbit.

0points

Jrog 2 years ago (edited)

Oh god, not again... NO, IT WAS NOT NORMAL. They make fun of this in the show too. 1989 was right in the middle of the steep decline of the middle class purchasing power from Reagan's administration. Nationwide average house purchase age increased 5 years over 8 years, meaning buying an house was becoming less and less affordable. House prices were rising 5-8% per year. A large single family house like that would have been in the $200k range. Average hourly pay in Oregon for a maintenance operator at a power plant would be 8$, let's say $22k yearly. This house would have been WAY ABOVE the average "home price to median income ratio" for the US in those years (9 vs 4,6), end even more so if we consider Springfield, according to Matt Groening, is in Oregon so a relatively inexpensive state.

21points

Jrog 2 years ago

BTW, it's a common skewed perception stemming from TV shows and movies. Sitcoms require large spaces to set up the cameras and open theater, so they always have for some reason or the other a large house. "Friends"'s house was so out of touch with reality they made fun of it all through the show and had to come up with a semi-reasonable explanation. Most movies suffer from "Hollywood optics", where writers and producers are so out of touch with reality (living in a high-income business and in a very rich area) that they have difficulty assessing what would be a common man's lifestyle.

21points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"Good heavens! This... This is a palace! How in... How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?" "I dunno. Don't ask me how the economy works." "Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I... I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. God! I've had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance? Everything! A dreamhouse, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes and lobsters for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? NO!"

18points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Grimey is that you?

10points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Wasn't there an episode about a guy that worked like super hard and was super annoyed with Homer, who didn't do jack, yet still could afford THIS?

10points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

RIP, Frank Grimes.

15points

General Anaesthesia 2 years ago

That's Al Bundy's Dodge in the driveway.

5points

SlothyK8 2 years ago

My parents house in Los Angeles, which they bought for $21,500, would cost $156K today when adjusted for inflation. Instead, it's worth nearly $800K right now. STUPID.

4points

Denden Nisnis 2 years ago

It's because they didn't have Starbucks. /s

3points

El Dee 2 years ago

Can confirm this was not 'normal' in 1989..

2points

Red_panda 2 years ago

In all fairness he was the safety inspector at a nuclear power plant. He only got that job because he helped put a stop sign at a dangerous intersection. Before he had that job, he worked at a mini-gold course, where she got pregnant with Bart. And they were living with patty and Selma, who smoked around pregnant Marge all the time. So he got sad he couldn't afford to support his family, and decided to commit suicide. Then discovered the dangerous intersection. So actually no, it was not considered normal to be able to support a family on minimum wage in the 80s. Not saying you shouldn't be able too, just saying this post is completely incorrect.

2points

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

But he was paid by Mr. Burns. He couldn't have been making much.

1point

LittleWombat 2 years ago

People who work in the trades or who work certain other jobs do quite well without a college education. I live near the steel mills by Chicago and the guys there can bring home very impressive paychecks. College isn't the only path to success nor does it guarantee success.

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Jrog 2 years ago

You must understand them. After naming literally dozens of birds, fantasy runs out and you start with simple names. Then you get bored and get silly, so you start naming stuff "Tit", "Woodcock", "Shag", "Booby" etc

30points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

Sometimes it's the other way around. You know the bird that you're looking for is a "Booby", but a Google search gives you interesting results.

10points

TrippyBanana 2 years ago

This happens with títs too.

1point

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

lol did the same with a bird I saw guess what it's called? red winged black bird. Thanks a******s.

5points

Eris Kallisti 2 years ago

I did this too!

1point

Smiley MG 2 years ago

Hey.. It is what says on the package... No deception... Be nice

3points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

Why? You found it that way lol

3points

Robert T 2 years ago

Bling blackbird. ;-)

2points

Jeremy Porter 2 years ago

At least it's not a tit or a boobie

1point

Zak 2 years ago

I assume the word black is offensive somehow to birds?

1point

Audra Sisler 2 years ago

No no no it's obviously a black beak, black eyed, yellow headed,black bodied bird! DUH 🤪🤣🤣🤣

1point

Cathe B Comedian/Musician 2 years ago

Ralph. His name is Ralph.

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N Walker 2 years ago

Should've picked Norway ☝️☝️☝️

266points

Nancy T 2 years ago

I'm learning Norwegian on Duolingo. I'm not sure why. But I can say "My brother is tall." So there you go.

6points

Przemo 2 years ago

Poland is still a very good destination 🙂

5points

Tom Martin 2 years ago

bravo!

0points

Jason Underwood 2 years ago

Should have picked norway

0points

Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 2 years ago

Yea🤣

0points

Turnip and a Frog 2 years ago

This happens in Poland all the time - you’ll blend right in.

4points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)

Witam! (And that's all of polish I know)

4points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Surikatka, and Waliski smok

1point

Robs Bobs 2 years ago

recycled

4points

Serenity Now! 2 years ago

Ok...but don't wave to anyone.

3points

Iampenny 2 years ago

Yep, this could be me....

3points

Lucifer 2 years ago

LOL!!!!!

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

Joke older than Earth itself

0points

Raindrop-misses-her 2 years ago

How to get out a awkward situation: Start a new life.

0points

Punyasloka Sahoo 2 years ago

This s**t used to happen to me in school. So I would always think someone was always behind me and people are waving at them. Like someone always had to be behind me all the time. Once my cousin was waving and I thought she might be waving to her friend. A minute she walks to me and shakes me "Are you blind?"

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Jason 2 years ago

I'm mostly excited when I can skip my morning ibuprofen now.

136points

KombatBunni 2 years ago

I’m happy if I can get out of bed without something hurting..

12points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

F**k, that'd kill me skipping that!

4points

Invisigoth (he/him) 2 years ago

i would be excited if i could take ibuprofen (prozac)

4points

Joshua Moore Premium 2 years ago

Preach Jason!!!!!

3points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

This is sadly relatable. After 35/37ish something *always* hurts.

2points

Desiree Meredith 2 years ago

Is this real? I really need to know. I'm 37, and my husband seems to think I'm dying of some incurable disease because I'm a little tired every single day. That's it. No pain. Just a little tired. But, I'm beginning to think that's normal as one ages. He's just a freak of nature. Never tired and always upbeat.

2points

Sophie 2 years ago

Well gee I feel old. I'm under 20 about to take my morning ibruprofen

2points

Jason Underwood 2 years ago

I'm with you boss

1point

Clearly sunny 2 years ago

Ibuprofen now makes my blood pressure drop, so got to be extra careful at 35!

1point

Jessica Cifelli 2 years ago

But then by like noon you regret not taking them. Same for me except I take Bayer extra strength aspirin

1point

AndyR 2 years ago

It's the one painkiller I won't touch with a bargepole now. Really not good for your gut.

1point

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

You must be young. I’ve been taken Tylex since I was 42. I am excited when I only ibuprofen that day. 45 this year

1point

Tonya York 2 years ago

Oooh don't risk it. An ounce of anti-inflammatory is worth a pound of pain 🙃

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

People age differently, and pro sports tend to be hard on the body. No surprise they're worn out by their early thirties. The really "old" athletes are the ones who've been lucky and managed to avoid injuries their whole career. It's funny, even something like a pitcher in baseball, people don't think they do much - just throw maybe a hundred pitches in a game. Except they're probably throwing thousands every week in training. I reckon I'd struggle to throw a couple dozen pitches before my shoulder was killing me, even when younger. Nevermind thousands.

3points

Violet Jensen 2 years ago

Well in sports it’s different, based on bodily vs mental peak.

3points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

I've got sox on older than that

1point

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

Are you just out here taking shots? Did you wake up this morning and think to yourself." Hey I'm just going to go punch a BUNCH of people right in their feels."

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

And we call him Methuselah

0points

Kimberly Wiltshire 2 years ago

Also, given people can expecf to live to what 70-75 you're middle aged. 50 is 3/4 aged.

0points

TrippyBanana 2 years ago

Had that same revelation when I realized I could no longer crush on the newest football draftees because most were the same age as my brother and sister who are 12 years younger than me, lol.

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

But sportscasters go on forever, like Vin Skully who retired in his late 80s

0points

Mary Lou 2 years ago (edited)

While we are at: to all millenials constantly "feeling old" when seeing something reminding them of the '90'- Gen X would really appriciate if you'd stfu 😆

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ThatG 2 years ago

😳 fascinating… had a look, they spread those 15 episodes out over 5 years.

142points

Jill Sadler 2 years ago

Ah like sherlock. Damn brits… always making us beg for more.

13points

Sadie Parkes 2 years ago

UK series are generally only about 6 episodes.

10points

Dave H 2 years ago

The original Star Trek was only on for 3 years.

4points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

Mr. Bean brought my parents and I together. We had a language and cultural barrier, but when mr.bean was on. We were alright. Humor brings us together. 😃

17points

Tiny Dancer 2 years ago

How about Fawlty Towers? I remember watching it every time PBS had a pledge week, over and over again, it was endless. Nope. 12 episodes. That's all we had, 12 measly eps and we loved them. I dread to see what the new version looks like.

11points

Joe Average 2 years ago

And I hear they are rebooting Fawlty Towers

0points

Richard Graham 2 years ago

"The Addams Family" and "The Munsters" were on only two seasons.

8points

blobby 2 years ago

W H A T

6points

kasa alex 2 years ago

Its because you couldn't stream everything all at once back then, had to wait btw episodes

5points

S Finden 2 years ago

It was a show? I thought it was a movie

3points

Fred L. 2 years ago

Primarily a show but later there also were two movies (quite different to the show though) and an animated series.

4points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Same. XD

2points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

Wait what?

2points

Shelli Aderman 2 years ago

Wait, WHAT?! I’m 52, and I could have SWORN that there were a BAJILLION more! LOVE Mr. Bean!

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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

How would the teacher respond to something like, "We. Are. All. Dead. Inside."

5points

OwenHasADHD 2 years ago

That’s edgy

4points

Tonya York 2 years ago

This kid will cure cancer some day

1point

Ben Dover 2 years ago

Should have asked 10 words instead.😂

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

This kid is going places!

0points

marnidarr 1 year ago

Love that the teacher gives him an extra 2 marks!

0points

Andrew Keir 2 years ago

brave kid for risking that one

0points

Leesa DeAndrea 2 years ago

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0points

Bernadette Jamieson 2 years ago

Very clever.

0points

Caroline Driver 2 years ago (edited)

This is a greetings card, the brand is called Genius. Most of their jokes are memes that people who use the internet have seen years ago. My town is full of oldies, so they find the cards hilarious. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Humorous-Greeting-WDM2739-Blank-Birthday/dp/B074M9Y73L/ref=asc_df_B074M9Y73L?tag=bingshoppinga-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80127011833049&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583726550615211&psc=1

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Following directions is the mark of a good follower.

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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

It's good to have achievable goals in life.

144points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

It really sets you up for a confidence boost

20points

WindySwede 2 years ago

check on the bucketlist!

10points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Not a goal, a dream--to be able to sue the university and take their money, for once.

3points

The Scout 2 years ago

Well, the US ligitation system probably will have the college pay off your college debts, so go, girl!

38points

RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago

That's the point she is making. 😜

32points

Smiley MG 2 years ago

Sue that college, gurl!!!! You gotta milk out the cash out of its juicy udders

18points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

What?!?! Swear to dog, I pleaded for that every time I stepped on campus!

18points

Jasper Peacock Grey 2 years ago

That satisfied smirk...

8points

Full of Giggles 2 years ago

I snorted twice while laughing.

6points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

Free instant Master's degree!

5points

Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago

I was hit by a bus once. I do not recommend it.

3points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

One time My car got backed over by a school bus. When I was in it. Terrifying.

3points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Where you wearing the right underwear though?

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

My man if what I do in my real life had any reflection of what I do in my dreams, I'd be out there fighting dragons with pet armadillo's, scouring castles looking for a ghost that owed me money and raising a single chicken in a barn that aliens visited but apparently didn't really like.

249points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

Do you drive the Mystery Machine?

26points

Not a panda just a koala 2 years ago

I read armadildo's gives a whole spin to the sentence had me in tears

14points

I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago

If my life was like my dreams, I, uhh, would already be dead. And so would all my mates. Hahaha I only have nightmares.

9points

Heather 2 years ago

I would be riding an alligator to work like a surfboard cause the highway is flooded or holding hands with a vampire to fly like a balloon.

7points

Gareth Baus 2 years ago

Same here, while wearing one sock and literally nothing else.

4points

Robert Beveridge 2 years ago

If you need help with the castle scouring, I am available for a nominal fee.

3points

Claire Armstrong 2 years ago

If I did the things in real life that I do in my dreams I'd have to hide in a forest for the rest of my life lol!

3points

les 2 years ago

can i have some of your drugs please?

2points

Susie Elle 2 years ago (edited)

I once dreamt that I was together with a younger sister in a Spanish-esque village of cobblestone and castles. We were trying to find our car that we parked in front of a restaurant, but the village was riddled with VERY steep hills and VERY narrow passageways. We needed to get to the car by 18:00 because we had a bossbattle planned with some creature from Zelda. Eventually we came across a well inside of a building and out came a very tall individual wearing a tophat that caught my sister and started dragging her into the well to eat her, but I convinced him not to and he just left us alone. We never found the car. I don't have a younger sister. My cellphone never appears in my dreams, but my car does, apparently.

14points

Elisa 2 years ago

My dreams are actually like this. When I describe them to people they tell me they are weirdly detailed.

1point

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Read your comment out loud: where you come to a pause, add a comma. Also, you've gotten it backwards: it's not about what dreams as real life, it's about real life showing up in your dreams.

1point

47sage 2 years ago

Wow i just fight monsters but you like Scooby-Doo x Skyrim special mod V5 ultra

1point

Okami Tenshi 2 years ago

Tf is your life and can I have it? My dreams would insist of scrolling boredpanda and being depressed TvT

1point

Bobert Robertson 2 years ago

Lol I'd be out there playing baseball kicking field goals after hitting a home run

1point

Cary Ziegler 2 years ago

You must read the same books I do.

1point

Andrew Keir 2 years ago

Whatever you're on, better reduce the dose

0points

GPZ 2 years ago

Is that you JK Rowling?

0points

James Heinle 2 years ago

Here I thought I was the only one who had that dream.

0points

Person 2 years ago

I would be able to fly, and I would be part of the avengers. And also be dead lots of times.

0points

Jason Underwood 2 years ago

F*****g epic!!!!

0points

peithecelt 2 years ago

I want your dreams, god damn mine are boring!

0points

Nykky 2 years ago

My mother would be Pennywise and would have eaten me.

0points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Well that barn was a tad too stuffy

0points

Nerd Rage 2 years ago

I kinda want to hang out with Susie

0points

StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago

I’d be hanging out with a real-life Stitch, using whatever powers I came up with on the spot in my dreams, and flying around just for fun. But I also might be fending off zombies.

0points

T5n 2 years ago

I love the implications of this statement no matter which way it is interpreted

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

You are goddamn right, Susie. I should sleep. Perchance to dream a dream as logical as yours.

0points

Rachknits 2 years ago

I have a reoccurring anxiety dream where I'm trying to send a text but my phone doesn't work properly

24points

Jippidu XX 2 years ago

Same!

4points

Jaya 2 years ago

I have a similar thing, a house is on fire but I keep messing up with pressing 911, and no-one else seems to take the fire thing seriously. In those dreams I keep trying to press 911 for hours on end, oh my God, so stressful.

2points

Sarah Schumm 2 years ago

Ditto

0points

Colleen Glim 2 years ago

Done that too. I need desperately need to make a call on my cell but can never find the phone app.

0points

Andrea Wylie 2 years ago

I've DEFINITELY had a/my cellphone in dreams before. This one is dumb.

19points

Richard Anderson 2 years ago

Yes, the phone itself but you do not see the screen open and working. If you do see your phone it will be a black screen.

0points

Panda Kicki 2 years ago

Phones that dont work is constantly in mine and a lot of other peoples dreams.

16points

Monday 2 years ago

Yes! Mine always either drops calls or never connects them in my dreams.

6points

LinManuelMiranda 2 years ago

I hear this all the time but ever since I heard this my phone is in my dreams all the time 🤨

11points

The happy frog 2 years ago

I had a dream of myself trying to fall asleep and I didn’t realise it was a dream until my alarm went off and I woke up

8points

Liubliana Puh Calmet 2 years ago

Everyone has seemed to have a phone in their dreams but how crazy it is that in most cases it simply doesn't work...

10points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago (edited)

Depends on the dreams origin. If you're anxious that's likely to manifest in the dream - like a phone that doesn't work in an emergency or a missed call from your boss/wife/kid. I know I've had a couple dreams where I was talking with friends on the phone. But at the time I wasn't anxious or stressed. So I assume it was just my brain giving me a pleasant little day to day fantasy.

1point

Susan Green 2 years ago

Every time I’m having a bad dream and need to call for help, I have my phone, but it never works.

9points

Phred 2 years ago

I came here to say that! I'm not the only one--yaaaayyyyyy!

2points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

My cell phone NEVER works in my dreams. I'm always desperately trying to call someone but for some reason the phone won't do what I want it to. It makes me obscenely frustrated!

7points

Silre 2 years ago

Mine shows up in my dreams all the time and I can't ever figure out how to text someone. It makes me so angry!

5points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

I frequently try to use a phone or tablet in my dreams, but without exception the b***** never works!

5points

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Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

How to destroy a frying pan in seconds

270points

Wheely 2 years ago

True, but it sizzles so good 🤣

57points

David 2 years ago

No, actually. Maybe for cast iron but not a good SS pan. For years if I want to losen some stuff stuck on a pan I pour a bit of cold water in and put the lid on the pan, trapping the resulting steam. Then I go back later and the whatever easily brushes out of the pan.

35points

Deborah Rubin 2 years ago

My old non-stick pans tolerate this quite well.

21points

Ray Arani 2 years ago

Unless it's a cast iron, then you e just cleaned it in seconds.

10points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Yep. It took me years to figure out why all my frying pans were no longer flat but round on the bottom.

5points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

It should be okay if you flip it upside down and not run the inside of a hot pan with cold water. At least that's what I was told.

3points

Jennifer Piard 2 years ago

What kind of pan do you have? My nonstick pans do okay with this.

2points

Wednesday 1 year ago

not if it's cast iron... Also, leave it on the fire, our in some water, wine or a little butter and flour and start yourself a sauce!

0points

Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago

Especially if it's a Cast Iron skillet.

0points

Daniella Steinmetz 2 years ago

Wait, seriously??

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Agree admits the sizzeling that makes it fun.

0points

Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago

Not if it's cast iron it won't.

0points

Nattie Rice 2 years ago

Not if it's cast-iron.

0points

Shehzadi Amal 2 years ago

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0points

LillieMean 2 years ago

Then such people write one-star reviews about the poor quality of the pans, even though quality is lacking in their own thinking.

9points

Gareth Baus 2 years ago

Blacksmith here, putting hot metal in cold water causes warping and cracks, there are contexts where it is worth the risk but it isn't something I do frequently.

6points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)

Oh please, real professionals make sure that the leftover grease catches fire first! (DON'T do this)

3points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

Imma hope it's not cast iron

2points

Blue Chambers 2 years ago

No she lets those cool down before she scrubs them with soap and water.

5points

James016 2 years ago

My kitchen is my forge

2points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

said the very dizzy chick

0points

Pamela Christie 2 years ago

I never even knew blacksmiths washed frying pans. Wasn't that what their wives did?

0points

Cecile Desjardins 2 years ago

Nooooooo

0points

Sampson Crowley 2 years ago

It should make you feel like a moron

0points

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LuckyL 2 years ago

I love that it rhymes!

68points

Em 2 years ago

I want to make it a song.

6points

Tabitha 2 years ago

Awe, he just wants to give his friends a kiss.

3points

Vera Diblikova 2 years ago

What about maybe sexual?

1point

The Other Guest 2 years ago

Meh, not every kiss is sexual.

5points

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

sure buddy we believe you!

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

You got me at Lesbian . . .

0points

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LinManuelMiranda 2 years ago

And this kids is why you don't believe everything you see on the internet

337points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."

6points

Nykky 2 years ago

Or do research. If you see this, but then see millions of other posts like the one on the right, safe bet is don't do it.

5points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

I was told by a doctor to go look up my diagnosis as they didn’t have the time. Went to library to look at research material and went back to them as it was all jibberish to me. They told me to go online!

4points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Especially concerning punctuation.

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

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David 2 years ago

DUMB 1: Seeing a post like that and actually doing it. DUMB 2: Seeing a lightning storm in your microwave and STILL letting it run long enough to do the damage shown in the second photo.

17points

Mark Fergel 2 years ago

I'm going to go try this as soon as I finishing filling my blinker fluid.

11points

PowellSkier 2 years ago

Don't forget the canola oil for your engine!

0points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

How are there still people falling for this? XD

11points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago

Ah man, he put it in for too long!

5points

V V 2 years ago

Don't put metal in the science oven

5points

ShellsBells 2 years ago

One of the guys I worked with would put CDs with classified information on them in the microwave. Pretty cool to watch but I don't think it followed the military SOP.

5points

detective miller's hat 2 years ago

this cracks me up every time I see it

3points

blobby 2 years ago

ah yess, foil turns into steel when subject to heat

3points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

New house, and a wonderful meeting with arson investigator

1point

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

still doesn't beat the microwave charging prank

1point

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Addi 2 years ago

the only time ben shapiro has ever been funny

153points

Jrog 2 years ago

I have a feeling he was not trying to be funny, just pedantic.

54points

Gaabriel Becket 2 years ago

Sadly, as he's Ben Shapiro, any humor found in this was accidental and may in no way be construed to reflect or indicate any intentional outcome by Mr Shapiro.

8points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Intentionally.

8points

Jason Marshall 2 years ago

He's such a sad little man desperate for relevancy

2points

Emie N. 2 years ago

He's still not funny

1point

Tonya York 2 years ago

On purpose anyway

0points

Wilfredo 2 years ago

Must have been a bot

0points

Sampson Crowley 2 years ago

This should be the post on the iohf. Shapiro doesn't deserve to ever be there, except as a target

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

So true

0points

William Mclaurin 2 years ago

Or right

0points

Jon Hodges 2 years ago

Nah, you just gotta watch him more. He's a spicy little nerdy jew.

-1point

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Lucifer 2 years ago

Ben Shapiro - The perpetual moron.

15points

James S 2 years ago

As a Londoner I gutted I missed this. I must have been out of the city that day.

11points

Dan Farther 1 year ago

Wait a Londoner that didn’t meet her that day? Oh no, Ben Shapiro was actually right about something….

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

I'm betting London is happy that they have Big Ben whereas Dumb Ben (who isn't so Shap-iro) is stuck in America (sorry about that) -_-

11points

Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago

We don't want him. Can we drop him off halfway there? Say, into the Atlantic Ocean?

20points

Kevin Felton 2 years ago

Wait, so Ben Shapiro made a joke by acting like a pedantic little weasel? That's not like him at all🙄

5points

Cj Churchall-McKenzie 2 years ago

when he comes to london next we're all going to hide.

4points

Forrest McCanless 2 years ago

She's just bein' Miley -

3points

Rizzo 2 years ago

No one likes a smartass. I know that from my own experience.

2points

Fred L. 2 years ago

Yes, he can say something witty and has quite a good brain. A shame it is wasted on such a horrible person.

1point

Judi Sherosky 1 year ago

They recognized my wrecking ball

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Jason 2 years ago

I say we all collectively change to Saturday

41points

Jaya 2 years ago

Yep, and in 2 days we'll do it again, just to be sure. And maybe 2 days after that too, just to be really sure.

7points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

No effin way! Friday evening 6:30. You trying to take part of my weekend, bruh.

4points

James Heinle 2 years ago

For 3 days of the week.

1point

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Yes

1point

Yzabela Tam 2 years ago

All in favor, send the hand emoji. Those not in favor and want to make every day saturday and earn money by lazing around, send 2 hand emojis.

0points

Ian Webling 2 years ago

Of all the date parameters, only the day of the week is immutable. The last day of the Julian calendar was Thursday, 4 October 1582. The first day of the Gregorian calendar was Friday, 15 October 1582.

2points

My O My 2 years ago

They partied hard inbetween

1point

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Especially when it's Wednesday.

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Very true, if not awfully arbitrary. I worry for our future.

-2points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago (edited)

Are you feeling ok? Genuinely asking, because all your comments sound like you're having a bad day.

1point

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Judy Dunlevy 2 years ago

6 meatballs

96points

Jason 2 years ago

This is basically my son. Normal weight somehow. Ate his dinner, half of my wife's dinner and half of mine. I think the total food volume was more than his torso

13points

Monday 2 years ago

My kid brother is like this some days. Only some. There are days where he barely eats anything and then there are days when he eats an entire pizza, two packs of noodles and a grilled tuna sandwich in the span of 2 hours.

8points

Wheely 2 years ago

I'm like this, I have a fast metabolism and I'm relatively tall at 6'3" (although I'm sat all the time in my wheelchair 🤣). I eat like a horse, must consume at least 4000 calories a day.

4points

Lady Lava 2 years ago

Some people have real fast metabolism. My father was like this, he could eat whatever and how much he wanted, and never gained weight. Even more so, he had to be conscious not to lose weight, especially when he was under stress. That's the less fun side of the medal. I didn't inherit this trait though. I used to be skinny as a kid, and now I'm fairly average, but I have to be careful not to overeat, as I will gain weight then.

2points

becck 2 years ago

I’m a trans guy in my 20s who just started testosterone therapy. My appetite has *skyrocketed* and thankfully my metabolism with it. I used to wonder how my cis boyfriend could eat so much food all the time but now I’m eating 2x as much he does daily and am still often hungry.

1point

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

Hunger

8points

BewilderedBanana 2 years ago

a borderline meatball addiction?

7points

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago (edited)

His future heart attack.

3points

Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

I'm sorry but how big meatballs are we talking about?

2points

Julie S 2 years ago

Tapeworm

2points

Birdy 2 years ago

Worms

2points

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Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

He's not worth it... :D

33points

He's a nut 2 years ago

Or he's not interested 🤔

3points

Szzone 2 years ago

In the dude's defense, we men might get compliments so rarely that if a smooth charismatic lady drops a bomb pickup line on us like this we're too dense and too unused to being complimented to get the message.

5points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago

I know someone who always introduced her husband as her first husband

2points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

Anyone else read this to the tune of Linkin Park.

1point

Luke Branwen 2 years ago

Am I the only one who read the last text to the tune of "In the End"?

1point

James016 2 years ago

wheeeeeeesssshhhhh

1point

Min Premium 2 years ago

Whoooooosssshhhh?

6points

️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago

Unless he's saying he's just not interested in getting married, whether to her or anyone else..

0points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

See that's kind of an a*****e move if the letter was written politely. Why can't we just be nice to each other instead of being petty for a chuckle?

84points

Lucky squirrel 2 years ago

I've seen the original post. The people living in the fanciest house were absolute a******s to their neighbours, Ken and Karen type. So this was payback.

37points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

Because "ain't nobody tellin' me what ta do in MY house" is more than an attitude.... It's a lifestyle!

6points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Notice that they weren't nice enough to invite their neighbors.

3points

Shell Shelly 2 years ago

Because we are human. We laugh at each other, we talk s**t about each other, we're happy when others are not and we definitely mow the lawn when asked for a quite time because "what an audacity!". You think why posts like "that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity" so rare...?

2points

ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)

And asking everyone else on their whole street to stop their lives and be quiet for a wedding about which they had no choice, to which they were not invited, and in which they had no input whatsoever, ISN'T an àssholo move?? Sorry, but no. The world doesn't revolve around them. No matter how much they think it does. If they want quiet, they can stop acting entitled to everyone *else's* time, and rent a suitable venue, like a normal person. If they want to have the wedding at their home, they have to accept that their neighbors are people just like them, that they have lives just like them, and those lives DON'T revolve around THEM. Main-Character Syndrome. Sigh.

1point

KieLeaHar 2 years ago (edited)

You clearly don’t know many Australians and New Zealanders LOL

0points

imsouravmitra 2 years ago (edited)

Sorry for this, but I think what he did was not wrong. They won't be making noise if they were there in the backyard of the Fanciest house, attending the wedding. But they weren't invited so I say Lawnmower it is..

0points

AG 2 years ago

Not that I'm having any backyard Weddings But I probably would have included candy or something as appreciation for the inconvenience.

6points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

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BarBeeGirl 2 years ago

One of our neighbours rented a tent and and had an All day-/ all night party. I think it was an engagement party. Then 2 years later they did it again for the wedding. Keep in my all the houses in my neighbourhood are townhouses. By 10:00 pm we had had enough of the music booming and call to complain. Turns out about 30 other people had already complained

3points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

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Yoyo 2 years ago

That's some petty c***.

3points

Yoyo 2 years ago

No no, not c***, I meant cr**, I'm dying right now lol

3points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

If there was no $$$ included, no my problem. I work M-F and have kids and a life. Grass is getting cut whenever I get a chance.

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

That is exactly what one could expect to happen. XD

0points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

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85points

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Kev Pau 2 years ago

Ugh. Stop saying anything is the N word for anything. Also. That reply is awesome

12points

Althea Armwood 2 years ago

I wanna upvote you a million times because I wholeheartedly agree with both pints lol

1point

Kristal 2 years ago

Huh, being a larger person, I prefer obese to fat cause obese is the medical term.

8points

Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)

"Doctor" Etin is a "Fat-Affirming Dietician w/ PhD in Body Positive Medicine", according to her Twitter. And she refuses to realize that "obese" is a legitimate medical term and not a slur or an insult.

8points

astro exe 2 years ago

This.

2points

Dave H 2 years ago

There's a reason that we can say the 'O' word, but not the 'N' word. But still surprised BP didn't censor it anyway.

3points

Szzone 2 years ago

As a previously obese person, no.

3points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

As still a morbidly obese person…I concur with you.

2points

Skulls.N.Succulents 2 years ago

I wonder what they say about morbidly obese then...

3points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

They say it's dead perfect.

2points

Gwen 2 years ago

I like to quote Gabriel Iglesias, and say " l'm not fat. I'm Fluffy".

1point

INGI 2 years ago

Grover, from Sesame Street, said that in the 70s. I remember my dad had a little sign in his office. Gabriel stole that 😆 Just kidding. I think it's been a saying for a long time. It just brought back a memory of that Grover sign.

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Then don't scarf 3 cupcakes a day. Obese is unhealthy.

0points

B Jones 2 years ago

The first message was posted by a bored panda censor

0points

Richard Graham 2 years ago

I am so fat I live in Obee City.

0points

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84points

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Panda Kicki 2 years ago

"Just looking"...yeah, looking out of the closet I presume 😄

53points

Walter Brameld 2 years ago

Lactose intolerant doesn't mean you don't *like* milk....

11points

Jason 2 years ago

I mean I am lactose intolerant and sometimes you got to sneak dem shakes every once and a while

7points

Min Premium 2 years ago

Dairy on the down low?

5points

Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Definition of, bi-curious.

5points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Haha just looking?

1point

James Heinle 2 years ago

Dude, you're gay.

0points

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Panda Boi 2 years ago

The Weekain't

35points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago

Underrated comment!!

3points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

💀

2points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

The Weekened.

2points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

I mean, props to the Weeknd for actually setting it as his PFP

1point

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Is that you Sloth ? It’s me , Chunk ! Lol

1point

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago

I drawing an event in the High Olympics? If so, this is gold all day.

0points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Oh my god this is brilliant. I’m cracking up!

0points

astro exe 2 years ago

They did their best!

0points

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Would've worked better with old CRT monitors. XD

4points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Stoopid [sic] either way. Not interesting, not funny, not informational, not exciting, not entertaining~~just wasting our time.

-3points

blobby 2 years ago

and look at the reflection.

1point

Walter Brameld 2 years ago

Congratulations, that's literally the joke.

6points

§• Råinbow Påndå •§ 2 years ago

:(

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Well... they are.

79points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago

That is why we all grew up thinking that they were 🤣

7points

Will Cable 2 years ago

The coconut versions are nice, especially when chilled.

6points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

You mean Raffaello?

2points

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

Am I the only one who doesn’t like these?

6points

jessica r 2 years ago

Dont like them either. Basically filled with Nutella. I dont like Nutella…

2points

Passerby 2 years ago

They are sold in convenience stores where I live and they are actually on the expensive side compared to other chocolate products.

5points

Louise Lucas 2 years ago

Still do

3points

Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago

Apparently their $12.12

3points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

*they're

6points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

I still consider them expensive even if they are sometimes sold for 2 bucks here and I make enough money. Maybe I just think too practical about everything

1point

Kiah Skuse 2 years ago

in australia its like 10-15 bucks for a small pack of 6 i think. i know, way too expensive.

0points

Ziya 2 years ago

In North America they aren't but from where I'm from they cost half a kidney 😀

0points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

Huh, I never actually noticed that they are pretty expensive if compared by weight.

0points

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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

Again with this?

6points

Pamela24 2 years ago

It's literally the point of this whole list...

19points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

If it WEREN'T famous, it wouldn't belong here. (But yeah, it just ain't that good.)

5points

PowellSkier 2 years ago

You need to read the title of this list again. Be sure to sound out the words.

0points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

legend

2points

BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago

epic

0points

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Addi 2 years ago

u cut out the part that the person is replying to

17points

Dodo (they/them) 2 years ago

Yeah didn't it say something like 'only math nerds will get this'?

11points

Yoyo 2 years ago

I think BP is on vacation mode right now.

6points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

the first part was: pretty sure nobody will get this but here

5points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

and yes the woman who posted this truly thought she was better than everyone else

3points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

The number pi. Lol. Love it.

0points

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Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

They were called “maps”. Google it.

83points

Ace 2 years ago

And an A-Z (for the kids, that's a book of maps with an index of all the streets in a given city).

7points

the quickening 2 years ago

Somebody please give this person one of those big folded maps and explain to them how to work with that

9points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Hmm... if only they had something to help them find the way. Something like a printed bird's eye view of all the streets with the name of the streets printed on it. I bet it would be very useful even in ancient times. If only we had invented such a thing. XD

6points

Verena 2 years ago (edited)

Imagine being a taxi driver. You needed to know by heart not only the main locations (hospital, train station etc.) but also all the names of all major city streets in your area. And there were paper city maps, so it wasn't that big a deal for the pizza courier.

5points

Jrog 2 years ago

Taxi drivers in most cities at the time had a mandatory exam to prove they knew the city streets. Else, they could not operate as taxi drivers. This is the very reason behind the existence of taxi licenses, but nowadays those are just a mean to enforce artificial scarcity to drive up the prices. That's why taxi drivers fight so fiercely against Uber and any competition, without realizing GPS made the existence of the taxi license and exam completely irrelevant.

1point

Stephen Andrews 2 years ago

Was in the service industry in a large city at the time. We used Key maps and memorized the turns to get there. I could tell you the page number and grid letter on almost every street in SW Houston.

5points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

Gen Z kids like that will be the first to die when the apocalypse comes around and all electricity and internet access is lost.

2points

Colin 2 years ago

I miss paper maps

2points

Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 2 years ago

Paper Maps young one, paper maps. You could get many types of maps, those that showed an entire region with mostly main roads, and filled a whole car and those that showed your city streets in different parts of your city.

2points

EmBree 2 years ago

And we got the pizza. Today I have the delivery guys call me 1 out of 5 times asking me for directions since they can't figure out where I live when looking at the GPS. They have been at the opposite side of the city three times.

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Was your pizza cold when they finally found you?

0points

Maria 2 years ago

OP is too young to have heard of maps?

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

U can read about 'em...see 'em in a museum or on Internet...c'mon, hearing about something isn't solid [fact-checked] knowledge.

0points

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James Edwards 2 years ago

They left the first part out. The blue was selling something and gray was trying to low ball him.

76points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

yeah

1point

Cathy 2 years ago

Ouch!

0points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Ooooohhhhh!!! *Sigma music intesifies*

-2points

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50points

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Jason 2 years ago

Uhh I was finally able to get off the streets. Ate ramen forever but would make it fancy so I felt like a king. My favorite was adding sour cream to the beef one.

47points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)

Two points: one for the success story, and one for the good ramen idea. It's like beef stroganoff without the beef or the masturbation jokes!

13points

Em 2 years ago

Try it in the Tapatio brand ones if you can find them. Add a little lime juice too. Phenomenal.

7points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Try cooking it in the soy ginger Ramen broth at Walmart…add a packet of miso tofu soup mix…throw in some black toasted sesame seeds… maybe some veggies like bok choy or water chestnuts or peas or bean sprouts…done !

3points

Pamela24 2 years ago

"The cheapest s**t" also known as "stealing"?

20points

Maggie 2 years ago

No, no, not cool.

8points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

Doesn't surprise me. I just looked at your picture..... And you're proud of it.

2points

AG 2 years ago

And my broke college days I drove to a hotel with my girlfriend had sex in the parking lot and left

2points

Adrian 2 years ago

So, theft...

1point

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Did you pay for the rental with counterfeit money? Same strategy.

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Bingo!

1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Billy Harrelson is bragging that he's a thief. He's driving up prices of our goods by returning used merchandise. No honor, no character, no class~~just a crook [like Trump].

0points

Z Alexi 2 years ago

That's theft~~if the value of tires exceeds $1,000 in NYC, it's a felony. Advertising~~& bragging~~that you're a thief makes every1 hate u. Go away until u develop some character & honor.

0points

Surgichick 2 years ago

Man, that's brilliant....don't think I have the cajones

-1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

Theft [felony if 4 tires cost $1,000; fancy hubcaps will drive price over 4 figures] is never "brilliant" Surgichick. Who raised u?

0points

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41points

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Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago

Don’t worry about it… they’ve got a handle on it

74points

Invisigoth (he/him) 2 years ago

it even has a pan

2points

CaptainDinosaur 2 years ago

Fun Fact Time: The Missouri Compromise of 1820 said that no state north of the 36-30 parallel could have slavery, so Texas GAVE AWAY THREE COUNTIES so they could keep slavery. The OK panhandle are those counties. Told you it was fun!

22points

DC 2 years ago

... I hope this is not part of the common reasons to be proud Texans, but something every Texan in his right mind might consider a loss that was accepted to continue another stupidity. And neither should have ever been at all!

1point

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

That is insanely interesting! I think it's true, too, because it makes the top of Texas line up with the bottom of Missouri. But you mean "no NEW states," I presume, as Kentucky, Virginia, Maryland and I'm pretty sure Delaware had slaves. (Of course, EVERY state HAD slaves, but the Northern ones banned slavery or phased it out.)

1point

boredkoala 2 years ago

🤯

0points

Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

Absolutely nothing.

4points

Caiman 94920 2 years ago

Not much, my sister lives in Guymon cause her husband's family moved there......she flees back to CA twice a year so she can stay sane-only agreed to marry if that was part of the vows

4points

Emily M 2 years ago

Theres a town in the middle of the panhandle called Texhoma. So there's that.

3points

Heffalump 2 years ago

It's a depressed area, you can't move for panhandlers.

2points

Stannous Flouride 2 years ago

People asking for spare change.

2points

Verena 2 years ago

Didn't Texas want it or was Oklahoma desperate to own it? Reminds me of my Australian cousin visiting, checking the map for the road trip I planned and concluding "What's going on here - didn't the Belgians want it?", referring to Limburg, a Dutch province in the southeast. And she hadn't discovered Baarle-Nassau yet, check it out on Google Maps. Yes, this is how it is in reality.

1point

Eric Gerlach 2 years ago

Texas owned it but when rejoining the US, slaves were not allowed above the 36.30 parallel. So that became Oklahoma's panhandle.

4points

3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago

I’m from Oklahoma, the answer is literally nothing.

0points

Sue Ellen Jensen 2 years ago

Years ago I read an opinion in the news paper telling us Coloradans to be nice to Texas because we share a border.

0points

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EmBree 2 years ago (edited)

I find it ironic that the US uses the caduceus as a symbol for medical care when it might as well be a symbol for liars and thieves. "The caduceus is the traditional symbol of Hermes and features two snakes winding around an often winged staff. It is often used as a symbol of medicine, especially in the United States, despite its ancient and consistent associations with trade, liars, thieves, eloquence, negotiation, alchemy, and wisdom."

31points

Misstaken138 2 years ago

Seems kind of fitting for American healthcare. I feel like I'm robbed any time I need medical attention. Lol. But thanks for sharing cause that's the most interesting thing I've heard all day. Genuinely never knew that.

27points

D. Pitbull 2 years ago

Because the geniuses went and mixed it up with the Rod of Asclepius... apparently the thought process was "One snake? Nah... two snakes better... let's go with that" eedjits. The proper symbol (uno snake, around Asclepius-deity-of-healing-and-meds' staff) is even on the Emergency Med Services Logo/Symbol .... Why do **I** know this and I'm not even American???

10points

Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago

It’s because it’s similar enough to the symbol of Asclepius, god of medicine, that the two get confused for each other.

3points

Anne 2 years ago

I had very religious neighbors who used that as reason for not going to the hospital. They were sure you got microchiped there or poisoned because of the snakes.

3points

3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago

It’s supposed to be the staff of Archimedes (Greek god of medicine) which only has one snakes, but it usually gets mixed up with Hermes symbol

1point

Erla Zwingle 2 years ago

Liars, thieves and trade make a logical combination; eloquence and negotiation and wisdom work well together. Thieves and alchemy, okay. But liars and wisdom, I can't make it work.

1point

Jennifer Clark 2 years ago

When the Israelites were wandering in the God commanded Moses to make a metal serpent mounted on a staff. Whoever looked at it would be cured of snake bites.

0points

Aileen Grist 2 years ago

Hermes is the God of thieves, liars and boxers as well as messenger of the Gods

0points

Carrie Karnes Fannin 2 years ago

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0points

Omiyaru 2 years ago

that's even more accurate

-1point

Z Alexi 2 years ago

I don't get it~~how was a drawing a "symbol" for a liar? Did they make it a scarlett letter & carve [tattoo?] it onto one's forehead? Same w/thieves? Color me obtuse.

-2points

Passerby 2 years ago

Is that censored word "cöckiest"? Good job at censoring as always, BP. Keep it up!

9points

sophiedumas1184@gmail.com 2 years ago

Is the word 'craziest' a trigger or something?! Why's it censored out?

2points

Emie N. 2 years ago

C*ockiest was censored.

2points

MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago

What’s the censored word?

2points

Swoo 2 years ago

I'd say C O C K I E S T

4points

️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago

The what-iest?

1point

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Alright, that actually looks super cool. XD

1point

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

I like it.

1point

Addi 2 years ago

c0ckiest

0points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

Death is missing some fingers there…

1point

Kharyss 2 years ago

That’s what happens when you carry a big a*s scythe around all day.

3points

Yzabela Tam 2 years ago

No, death, you already have the newest Reeper30000, I'm not giving you my SnakeStaff17.

0points

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

Cockiest isn’t a swear word, BP.

0points

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James S 2 years ago

Yeah because we're all responsible for the actions of our ancestors

42points

Szzone 2 years ago

It's probably a joke though.

5points

Theo Blackwood 2 years ago

This guy thinks there still isn’t an anti-Irish sentiment in the UK. Hilarious.

1point

Clare Smith 2 years ago

You’re not bowing and scraping enough at the altar of wokeness. Just to clarify, I am definitely being sarcastic. 😊

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

As someone of Irish descent and most of whose family still live in Ireland, I sincerely thank you. For nothing. Absolutely nothing.

2points

Erla Zwingle 2 years ago

Did Ireland thank you? Did Ireland notice? Did it even care? Don't be looking back, you got here too late for your thoughts to matter.

2points

sophiedumas1184@gmail.com 2 years ago

Ummmmm......what has any of our business got to do with her?! She's not done anyone any favours except for getting that guy off the hook from having to date someone as stupid as her!!

1point

Jude Corrigan 2 years ago

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Z Alexi 2 years ago

Jude Corrigan is a cruel, silly, hateful nobody who's obviously living a life of quiet desperation. Get lost! America doesn't want the criminal hater back [The Angry Tangerine who insults ppl every day of his life; 130 tweets in 1 day?!]~~that was yr choice in last election which is why every1 hates u.

2points