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Editor’s note: One incorrect fact was removed from the list and two were clarified with additional information.

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Mademoiselle Mirage
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sad! I wanted to make a pun saying "I si what you did there" but turns out that in English you say ti? (For context ti is si in french and it's pronounced see)

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Jo Choto
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to school with a girl like that. Uncanny ability.

S
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so badass. Such an icon <3

Spannermonkey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a cool idea, but considering the band is providing the music to which she sings, it makes more sense to tune to her rather than an essentially arbitrary standardised-amplitude note. (Remembering that an instrument is tuned from one note; the intervals are then tuned relative to that.)

Janice Roland
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i believe this. i've been blessed to have seen her perform twice. she sounds like a young girl...sweet yet deep.

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    Bored Llama
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an orchestra dork, this mean a lot to me. Make music not war

    Edan Min
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "plot twist* their army is disguised as an orchestra so they actually do have a big army and they are all talented too

    Maria Ivanilova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monaco is like 2,5 km by 1. That's less than 1,5 miles long and 2/3 of mile wide. It one city. What army? I had no idea they had one.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it would be a better world if that were the case for all countries!

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only 514 Acres but is home to people from 125 nationalities

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    Jonathon Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They benefit from high altitude, a culture which values good runners and an unusually high percentage of their muscle mass is posture muscle (endurance) rather than twitch (strength). Funnily on the west coast of Africa (the ultimate origin of many Jamaicans) the twitch/posture ratio is reversed, which makes for very good sprinters and other sports requiring explosive power.

    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some cool info, thanks for sharing it! :D

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    Noah Kandie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are thw kalenjin tribe. And proud. Whether there is any bias racial or otherwise, we dont care. We are just thankful we have the ability to run marathon after marathon 💪

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also heard that their feet are superior (until they start wearing shoes too much).

    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the early 80’s in El Paso when I rode horses out on the huge array of irrigation ditches, I’d see UTEP Kenyan runners miles from campus. Talking and chatting like it was nothing

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point in segregating by race? Isn't the race the place to see who is the best and the best just happen to come from this Kenyan tribe.

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it has to do with their training at a very high altitude around Mt. Kilimanjaro near the border with Tanzania. This has historically given them a cardiovascular edge on the competition.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is eveyone looking for reasons?, it is simple the tribe have developed in such a way to produce this, be proud for what it is not theories etc.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, this is a racist statement, but... they seem pretty super-human to me!

    CbusResident
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if true this means genetic differences between different ethnic groups really do exist! Someone suppress this knowledge. I'm putting my fingers in my ears when someone says it and shouting: "RACE IS JUST A CONSTRUCT!!!"

    JoJo is 50
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not racial, it's tribal. Like a clan or large family. Genetics. They are still human like everyone else.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ tests are flawed, though. They only adapt to one type of affinities. They're inventing various kinds of IQ tests and IQ groups because of that. And exploring various kinds of ways to measure intelligence.

    Leodavinci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That changed a long time ago... for reasons you cited. Modern IQ tests measure the ability to find solutions to conceptual problems. Problems that don't have cultural references.

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    Falcon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the size that matters it's how you use it....... 😏

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a certain individual who always boasts about his IQ (but never mentions the number, mind you.) I knew he was a loser, not a stable genius.

    Trav May
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, those who claim to be a "stable genius".

    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had our identical twins tested at the age of 8 because they were diagnosed With Asperger's and one scored 136 and the other 137 and we won't tell the which scored higher. They are in their 20's now and it drives them nuts!

    Wiggity
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first 4 words of that quote have been omitted here: "I have no idea."

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ is not a measurement of intelligence, it's a measurement of how quick you can adapt and figure something out. It's complex reasoning. This is why people with large differences in IQ's view the same problem differently. Both people can solve the problem, it may just be in a different way and take longer for some.

    Edan Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him saying that is enough to know that he has a high IQ

    J Daviz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive never had a hacked up truck but always wanted one

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Jesus was alive, the Stonehenge was already a ruin. It's sometimes hard to grasp where everything is in relation to each other on the historical timeline

    Alexandru Bucur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Cleopatra lived 500 years closer to the Apollo Moon Landings (1999 years after her death in 30BC) than the building of the Great Pyramid at Giza (2511 years before her birth in 69BC). And as for what 500 years mean, 500 years ago Martin Luther had just nailed his theses to the door, Ferdinand Magellan was setting of to find a better route to the East Indies, Hernán Cortés was just starting his conquest of Mexico and the same guy that would have ruled him in Spain would have ruled over my birth town in Transylvania as well as half of Italy, the Netherlands, Austria, Hungary, bits of what are now the Czech Republic and Slovakia as well as other assorted bits of Germany.

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    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than the building of the pyramids.

    Jonathon Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of my favourite facts showing just how deep time is

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also......There was more time between the Stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex than between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and you.

    Jonathon Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only on small islands north of Russia, I believe. And a pygmy species at that.

    Jonathon Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda surprised how many down votes this has got. Which etiquette rule did I break?

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    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A visual map of history: https://waitbutwhy.com/2015/02/delicious-visual-map-history.html

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that you are alle throwing these mindblown facts in comments! Thanx

    Harry Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birth of Cleopatra was closer to the making of the first pizza hut then to the building of the Pyramids

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last 7 years - friendship never eeeeeehends" ♬♪

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    arg! How to remove this playing from my head now?

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    Podunkus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the expiration date for people who annoy you?

    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete & utter BULLCRAP! Last decade I've said goodbye to a couple of friendships, which lasted (respectively) 34, 19 & 12 years.

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... is... not... true... well, okay maybe I'm an outlier... two backstabs and one complete abandonment/ghosting... all three were friendships of over 10 years. I'm still alive. I think.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always true, i was best friends with someone for 19 years and we are no longer friends.

    Andrea Benedict
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Psychologists would be incorrect.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    false. Had friends much longer than that, turned out they were huge back stabbers

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    Cody Kiefling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre still a planet to me, Pluto!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also had a crazy year Pluto

    Iulia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor Pluto.. not even 1 year old :(

    Rider
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a planet, it's just a dwarf planet. Little People are still people, but if you deny or ignore their stature then you're denying a fact that many of them take pride in.

    Cookie Monster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto needs about 250 years for the full orbit around the sun

    Falcon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so Pluto went through a rollercoaster of events within a "day". Poor thing.

    hobbitly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day is a turn around itself, a turn around the sun is a year. (sorry for bad English)

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    Dawn Soehren
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's still a planet! Period!

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    Felix Feline
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia's diameter is 600km wider than the moon's. The moon sits at 3400km in diameter, while Australia's diameter from east to west is almost 4000km.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia doesn't have a diameter as it's not circular.

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    Tricia Flynn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Aussie i didn't know that

    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to NASA: “The mean diameter of the Moon is 2,159 miles (3,476 km or .27 x Earth diameter).“

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that means this is also true for the USA and Canada.

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    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia has way more pubs and bars than the moon

    Emily Leonard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia has a bigger surface area than Pluto

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    Cyndi H
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... I had to Google it to believe it

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare yourself for lots of poop advertising - lol

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    Amberly Middlemiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wombats use poop to mark territory and communicate to other wombats, and their dung is square so it doesn't roll away so easily. the cube shape is formed because the lining of their intestines stretches unevenly, creating the cube shape before it even exits the body.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for supplying this crucial bit of info! [Not a snark]

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    Stephanie Chapman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to see a wombat's b******e, but I gotta know.... is it square shaped??! If not, how does this happen? Sounds so uncomfortable.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very slow digestive system, it can take 2 weeks for food to pass through, it's all to do with the ridges of the large intestines.

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    Euge Otero
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #9b Fact: 100% of the people reading this will google it

    Baked Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those corners must be tough lol

    Susan L. Miller
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does this make it's intestines square?

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    Katniss Everdeen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this already! I knew something!!!

    Daniel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else have drops of Jupiter in their head now?

    Hilzillah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I do have now. Thanks for that! :D

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The DeBeers did a good job of making people think diamonds are rare.

    Mita Ghosh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jupiter's a girl's best friend. 😂😂

    moogical dank creature
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to invent a collector ship to collect all the diamonds

    DC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. Why don't they just send some dudes to Jupiter and harness the diamonds?

    Arietis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diamonds are basically worthless. There are tons of diamonds on earth, it's just that one company holds the monopoly and creates an artificial shortage. They're just pretty rocks.

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but were they edible?

    Jennifer Brekke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And long cigarette-smoking caterpillars resided atop them. A whoooo arrrrrre youuuuuuu?

    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, THAT I had to google. They did exist, but looked different than the "modern" mushrooms we know today: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxite

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red ones make you big and the green ones give you another life

    Thundor Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I might know where Minecraft got the Roofed Forest biome idea from

    Vincent Jay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thought which comes to mind: Alice in Wonderland.

    Edan Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    350 million years ago, the earth was Wonderland. Who knew?

    Trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were there Smurfs living in them, too?

    Janine B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and smurfs ruled the world. :)))

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    LanteiaTG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more...

    Randy Dhuyvetter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be the man that walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door...

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    Mer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I must go and listen to this song. It calls to me like cliffs to lemmings.

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the tape got stuck in the fiero.

    Lindy Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will just take a nap while listening to the music....

    S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one :)

    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think they started as a small rebel faction in the Middle East and now have space capabilities

    Andy boi
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    6 years ago

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    LanteiaTG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P-please... I already do this...

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s another good one about hummingbirds: they go into semi-hibernation each night because otherwise they would starve to death before morning.

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My metabolism demands me to drink coffee for surviving in this society

    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drank a can of Coke every minute I'm not sure you'd stay alive for long...

    DanikaSerina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would that convert to in pixie sticks? I'm not a huge fan of soda. Does anyone remember those giant pixie sticks! My g/ma would get me one for helping with laundry! I swear she did it to tick my mom off. She also thought my mom spelled my name wrong, she thought Danika should have 2 Ns so to bug my mom she called me Da-nee-ka or neeka!!

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and pee as much every minute

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    Falcon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good stance, but difficult to execute due to pressure from the school and classmates, I would assume.

    Lina Mani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the same with my brood - Condition was if they could afford the cost of having one, then go for it. They never had issues with their peers; quickly got in to part time jobs at their legal ages; and have never been abusive to their phones/costs - best ultimatum ever!

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    Christine Blackburne-Kowal
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also denyed that he was his first daughter's father, and even when it was proven by DNA, he was only paying $500/month in child support when he was a multimilionaire. So ... Not sure we need parenting advice from him.

    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of the most sucessfull IT parents do this.

    Mer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, IT is a fantastic tool for creating great products/content. I also think that it shouldn't be anyone's - especially a kid's - sole or even main entertainment source, either. People, nature, and your own self (lol, to the extent that you can stand it...) should (in theory at any rate) take precedence. There's a place in a balanced life for both IT and "non-IT".

    Monica Michelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how I feel about this. We use iPads in our house to write books, animate movies, read comics, research, and take classes. I don't feel like that is a waste of time. I see it as a tool and tools can be used for good or not so great ways.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Been trying to tell these things for ages. Good to see there's more rational people out there.

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    Zelda Blue
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so hypocritical! Gets the world addicted to his product but doesn't let his own kids suffer the same fate.

    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I said the same thing and got 6 downvotes. Confused pandas :p

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    Jordan W.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still can't escape that he ruined many other people with his iPads

    Leodavinci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care to provide some examples. I know many, many people with iPads/tablets. None of whom have been "ruined" (in any sense) by using them.

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    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also denied he was the father for years, great guy.

    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, he just let other, browner kids make them for slave wages

    Juan Alcorta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say drugdealers don´t use drugs...I guess we´ll never know

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    knittin' kitten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They swim... a lot. A moose can swim 6 miles at a time and go from island to island through a killer whales home

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    Just a Purpler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything's natural predator includes the killer whale ha

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good point. I tend to avoid swimming where they'll be.

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    Jody Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see a credible reference on this one.

    Jill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in Sweden we don't have many Kill Whales...maybe that explains why we have so many Moose.

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a Killer Whale chases you, climb a tree. They can't climb trees.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey ROCKY! Wanna watch me go for a swim?"

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense. When they mosey into populated areas around here they are given a wide berth

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you come up with this?! Inquiring minds want to know! 🤔

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Older people should take like Internet safety classes to prevent this from happening.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think it’s all old people? I’m 63 and I would never fall for this, and my mother’s 82 and she would never fall for this either.

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    Zahra Shehu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigerians. Our name has been tarnished

    meapthealien
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why must they do us like this? Also is that Abacca wearing sunglasses

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    SweetCee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a scam? but why? i got my money. e-mail me your contact info and credit information and i'll give you help to got your money… :-)

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More specifically, Dearborn.

    EmCWolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if their population also skews older

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    Lenka Smetanová
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a document about sloths. One of them fell in the water, where an aligator was. But He manage to swim away *mindblow*!!!!

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd suddenly be bloody fast if I fell in some water which had alligators in it!

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    Doober
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah. If they're slow in water...they drowned. Duh.

    Giorgio Prodoti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also penguins, but much more than 3x faster

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume this would be true about many of the "water/land" mammals, no? ie: otters, seals, walrus, etc.

    Edan Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0*3 is still 0 haha but kidding aside, they're a lot faster in ferraris too lol

    Steve Lor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean considering that there used to be river/water sloths in the past; it's believable.

    J. Zingler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeee ............... ;)

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    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her great line on SNL: “If I ever wanted get in touch with old friends, I’d have to use a Ouija board.”

    Ryan Hanna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand how this is not at the very top. For heaven’s sake, it’s BETTY WHITE!

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's been on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Golden Girls and Hot In Cleveland, among others. She's also been a spokesperson for the ASPCA. Look up her Muffin skit on Saturday Night Live on YouTube

    lyra vincent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce Forsyth is seven months older than sliced bread.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoyed her! 🙂❤️

    Mita Ghosh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betty bought some butter to make her bitter batter better. Lol

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    Martti Laurson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat also is immune to catnip and cat thyme. I have to use regular heroin on her :D

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat doesn't either, she couldn't care less about it

    Tricia Flynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine so ignores it and yes we are Aussies

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh THANK YOU.. in my time ( 50something years) I have lived with 10 cats. NONE of them liked catnip.

    Claire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why my none of cats never liked it! I almost thought it was a myth.

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    Pavlina G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the thing! My cat is like, what the heck is this c**p.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several varieties of catnip, not all cats react to all of them.

    Rosesinmyhair
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Australian cat.. Just a moggie. Looooves Catnip.

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in USA, my cat doesn't like cat nip, she literally acts like it doesn't exist. I've even tried the fresh plant and she just ignores it lol.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Christmas season you can hear 28 parents yelping in pain once every 1.5 seconds

    Jesper Rasmussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And LEGO is Danish! https://www.lego.com/en-us/aboutus/lego-group/the_lego_history

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Carstensen Family who created LEGO is the third welthiest in DK. Also, LEGO is short for LEG GODT (= play well)

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the day after Christmas, carpets everywhere are covered in LEGO's.

    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LEGO is lethal for the feet - and knees if you kneel on it!

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    Shane Chang
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get paid in Legos for babysitting.

    ispeak catanese
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll turn 50 soon and think Legos would be a nice gift!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timmy O’Connor, who lived across the street from my maternal grandmother, was the first kid I knew to have Legos. This was 58 or 59 years ago. I was so jealous!

    DanikaSerina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved legos. I entertained myself for hours on end when I was little. I wonder if that would be calming now? Like how coloring helps with anxiety

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's 28 sets of little tiny pieces that get stepped on in the middle of the night while searching for batteries.

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of airports do this. It stops passengers having to wait

    Andy boi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense, by the time people got there, their bags would be there already, so there’s no sitting around and waiting for them

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    octo chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the long walk is to help people get a little workout and not hurt themselves trying to pick up heavy bags after having been sitting down for hours

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather wait than run through the airport afraid I'm going to miss my flight.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives the baggage handlers time to unload.

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because by the time they walk there........

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't work in klia. i still walk fast enough to wait for the luggage. the real reason i believe is they want you to walk through the shops and spend money.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have two international airports, both do this. It's to give the employee time to get the luggage there. You'll still wait about 20 minutes before it starts.

    Caprice Percle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of feeling like you are wasting time waiting for your luggage, the time is spent with you walking to the luggage while the carriers transport it over. Plus you are not standing around where the other passengers ar trying to board.

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    Amr Mohamed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Nintendo the company, not their first video game product.

    反社会的 UNDER COVER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't it like... a Japanese card company? I read about it in an article but I don't actually remember what it was.

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    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind blown. Apparently Nintendo began manufacturing playing cards in 1889. The Ottoman Empire dissolved in 1922 as a result of World War I.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nintendo was around when Jack the Ripper was on the loose!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they were a playing card company originally, I saw it on an episode of QI

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nintendo started off making playing cards.

    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they owned brothels until after the NES/Famcom became big

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the company has been around since the late 1800's.

    Mita Ghosh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were making long tables with figurines to set battle strategy. Hmmm......

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    6 years ago

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    Pamela Blue
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've cocluded that he was quite a nasty person. He probably didn't do this as a joke. He probably enjoyed watching their terror.

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him, I would do it to if I could afford one.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sweet girl picked me up hitchhiking in a boat/car. While running to the car after she stopped, I saw the boat propeller on the back. Nothing I'd ever want but a conversation piece.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted Kennedy should have borrowed it. Thinks might just have turned out a little different that fateful night.

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without telling them, he also did this to prospective members of his administration to see their reactions

    Horizon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And back to google I go! Confirmed. The car was lagoon blue. Lol

    Candice Lewis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He apparently did this to see if his people were loyal. To see if his secret service would abandon him etc.

    Geoffrey Holland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted Kennedy tried that once but he used the wrong car.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Finland we used to watch a Disney cartoon on Christmas Eve too! At least when I was a kid, don't know about kids today

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the Disney Xmas special 'From All of Us to All of You' from 1958. It is shown in Finland and many other countries in every Xmas Eve. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You

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    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really curious, I wonder how that started? Reminds me of how Santa wore white until coca cola dressed him in red and white

    Danish Dynomummy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark we also have Disney Christmas Show, where they show the same Classics EVERY year. Im 36 and it has always been a thing in my lifetime

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    David cedermark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m swedish and this is true. Here it is nearly as traditional as christmas trees.

    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweden here, can really confirm! No happy christmas without "Donald and hos friends", the original 40+year old version. All attemts from state television to cut it or remove part cause tears and riots.

    Camilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the original version we watch here in Sweden. Disney chose to edit out a few scenes from "Santa's workshop" a couple of years ago and while people for some (to me unimaginable) reason protested Disney did it anyway. The only changes we have had any impact on is when SVT has tried to stop showing the program.

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    Kate Wheeler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the us it’s a Christmas story on repeat for 24 hours on tbs

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Quebec it's the Asterix cartoons.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over here it's The Snowman with that walking in the air song.

    K Miller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching the Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show around Christmas here in Canada... loved that show!

    Kira Leseman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here and on Christmas Day they show “a Christmas story” back to back for 24 hours on at least 2 channels. Don’t shoot your eye out.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany watches "Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrödel", a Czech and German version of Cinderella from 1973. Best version of a fairytale ever.

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    Katarina Sujono
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why roller coaster means literally "Russian Mountain" in portuguese.

    Maria Ivanilova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough in Russian they are American mountains:)))

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    Danish Dynomummy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why Katarina is translated into Catherine??

    Noura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was German, so the right spelling would have been Katharina.

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    Andrea Benedict
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that better than the horse thing she's known for....

    jenjie.newt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also some very creative R-rated furniture

    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this place when I was in Russia a couple of weeks ago!

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    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s a fine title for an Irish ballad...

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ There are no moles in Ireland, there are no snakes in Ireland... They have good beer in Ireland - Let's all now drink to Ireland! ♫♫

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    Nomadus Aureus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why they'd chase the snekks off, but which saint had a beef with moles?

    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This is the best comment I've read today. I'm picturing Saint Patrick's younger, less successful sibling gathering up a sack of moles.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or new zealand. Isolated places get random introductions historically from ships, and I can't imagine a mole wanting to be in a ship. Obviously all UK is islands and they are in England etc, just saying :)

    Ellis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be due to all that stomping on the ground when Riverdancing. Finally found a good solution to chase out moles!

    Zelda Blue
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that because they used to run their little heads into potatoes and died off. ha ha

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The large island of Great Britain was once connected to mainland Europe, as recently as 7,000 years ago. Ireland has been isolated a much longer time.

    Matt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no moles in Ireland The British took them all Drink a beer for st paddy And move to Donegal

    Emma Burns
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the idiots at B&Q had Mole scarers on the shelves for 6 months before someone pointed this out

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandad spent his life battling moles, he loved his lawn and they would ruin it. He would wait with a spade like a real life game of whack a mole, i didn't agree with his ways but old men love their gardens.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While in Golden Gate Park, I once saw a Great Blue Heron snag a mole tail as it was tunneling into its hole, toss it into the air, and then swallow it whole. The GGPark groundskeepers love GBHs.

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    Emma Hunter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't drink it though, wrong kind of alcohol.

    Wij
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    interstellar drag racing!!!!

    DanikaSerina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's wasted up there, how can we get the Champagne showers

    3xtr3m3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Goes to space and gets high*

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last tiki bar with those cute umbrellas in a coconut. Happy Hour varies.

    TheAnimeGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me very sad. That we caused this...it's so bad

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    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that may be, plus cacao’s theobromine (an alkaloid similar to caffeine), but who the hell drinks three cups of pure dark chocolate a day anyway?

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why kids are so hyper ? ? ?

    ChickyChicky
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not true. A 12 oz can of Coke has about 32 grams of caffeine and a 1.4 oz milk chocolate bar has about 20.

    Mita Ghosh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the kids are high all the time....lol

    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why no-one stays awake after eating chocolate, yeah?

    Rhon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m caffeine intolerant so can’t drink chocolate milk or coffee at all BUT I can drink tea without a problem.

    Kiwii Stone
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may not be the caffeine that causes you issue, I used to be caffeine intolerant but I remember that there was something else that wasn't in tea that was also as common

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    Tina B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 34 mg of caffeine in 1 cup of milk chocolate. But also 900 calories.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Crud muffins, I already prob ably have too much caffeine, pls don't take ma chocolate!

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Japanese National anthem is only 4 lines long.

    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is inaccurate. The national anthem of Greece (and Cyprus too) is the first 2 verses of a poem. The poem is 158 verses long, not the anthem. The poem is called "Hymn to Freedom". Trust me, I'm Greek.

    Amanda Krueger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought Amazing Grace took forever...

    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they sing them all, every time? Or do like, the first few, and save the full one for very special occasions?

    goodmorning
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The melodized part is the 8 first verses of the poem "Hymn for Liberty." .( 158 stanzas of 4 verses .632 verses total)

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    Georgina Lenna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually only the first two verses are played in any official or unofficial event

    jenjie.newt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many verses is their national debt?

    Karina Andersen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's to cover all their amazing contributions to society

    Sandra Libertad
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish anthem has no one word, is just a militar march

    Nikos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not true actually. The poem part of which was chosen as the greek national anthem has 158 verses. The 2 first verses are the national anthem of Greece.

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    Arietis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they gain that much during pregnancy, not childbirth?

    LuckyL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably not DURING childbirth ^^

    Pryjmaty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During PREGNANCY. Childbirth is the act of birthing the child. I hardly think that's the moment 400 lbs. are gained.

    Margaret Becker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You meandDuring gestation? I think they may lose some during the actual birth process.

    Laura Martin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel better now, I only gained 300!

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would expect them to gain it before childbirth, and lose it during... Unless something really funky is going on after they give birth XD

    Isabella kratosisy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess during pregnancy not child birth.

    Geoffrey Holland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the idiot people who create these things not learn how to proofread?

    Kanga9ine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all those chocolate covered seals.

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    Cyndi H
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a bit more clarity on this... Can anyone explain?

    Sanne H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to do with the way all animals in the world are classified in sets and subsets. Tigers, leopards and lions are different species, but they belong to the same genus "panthera". The mouflon, the snow sheep and the domestic sheep are different species, but they all belong to the same genus "ovis". The West African giraffe, the Masai giraffe and a couple of other species all belong to the same genus "giraffe".

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    Kiwii Stone
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most commonly thought of giraffe is the Rothschild giraffe :)

    Jon Wong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds dumb but i have to know...are there different species in human

    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different extinct species of hominids, like the Neanderthal, but “Homo sapiens” is the single human species.

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    Ahmad Pujianto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southern giraffe ( Giraffa giraffa ), the Masai giraffe ( G. tippelskirchi ), the reticulated giraffe ( G. reticulata ), and the northern giraffe ( G. camelopardalis). But, wait.. Aren't all species have sub species too??

    Brad Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plural of giraffe is giraffe lol

    Mieke Sorée
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the same with different types of elephants, or is that different?

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing it’s the same since African elephants have larger ears than Asian elephants.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how zebras are closer to giraffes then they are horses, I guess?

    Owen KL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are four distinct species of giraffe in Africa – Masai, southern, northern and Reticulated giraffe, with several subspecies. All four giraffe species and their subspecies live in geographically distinct areas throughout Africa.

    Katniss Everdeen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't sloths and giraffes related or something

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's still celebrated in Croatia and kids get sweets on his day. They also get presents for Christmas too.

    Nomadus Aureus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Eastern Europe as well. 6th of December.

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    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And part of his relic rests right next to me in a church in Morton Grove, IL.

    Jesper Rasmussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we science teachers base him on St. Nikola Tesla.

    David Jeu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Belgium we celebrate st Nicolas on dec 6, then Christmas on dec 25. On both occasion children are loaded with toys and candies.

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    Sanne H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 inch = 38.1 cm, in case you were wondering

    hobbitly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought millennials were the biggest snowflakes. Ba dum tsss ;)

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, run get the ruler...oh, never mind.

    Jesper Rasmussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ... how do you see if it is one huge snowflake or several snowflakes stuck together? 🤔

    Tanner Cowens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The largest snowflake ever recorded is currently the President of the United States.

    Panda Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call b******t. Donald Trump is much larger than that.

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    Natalie KS
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any black rhinos left? :(

    K Miller
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure when it was last updated but SavetheRhino says there's between 5,366 to 5,627 Black Rhinos left. And between 17,212 to 18,915 white rhinos... I thought recently though, there was one kind of Rhino where they were 'functionally extinct' as there was only a male left or something... could've sworn it was the black or white rhino but maybe not.

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    Kim Bush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution is outsmarting poachers. More and more rhinos are being born without a horn, negating the reason for the bastards to slaughter them

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that the horns aren’t ivory (I think it’s matted hair, but I read this so long ago I’m no longer certain), rhinos can withstand it being cut off, so long as it’s not cut at the very bottom where it would bleed. But it’s not likely they’d stand for it, so they’re killed. Most of the horn is used for kris handles.

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    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup - White rhinos were purportedly called "White" because of a bad translation. The "White" is derived from "wijd" - meaning wide. The white rhino's mouth is wide and flat - but allegedly early English Settlers heard the word, thought they heard "White" and... ta-da... the Black Rhino has a pointy mouth shape.

    Val
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And neither are white nor black. White rhinos have wide muzzles, black ones have more pointy muzzles.

    Wasn’t Me
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'White' was a mistranslation. Comes from Afrikaans word meaning 'wide'... as in that species top lip is a bit wider....

    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White are from the German for “wide”

    Alethia Nyx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The names black and white rhino come from a misunderstanding of the locals when they were first named to outsiders. The white rhino was called the "wide" mouth rhino, but it was heard by westerners as "white", and the name stuck. The difference between the two is that the white rhino has a wide flat top lip whereas the black rhinos have a pointed top lip.

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but they have different lips and feeding habits, so this image is lazy!

    Pixie Knuckledust
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    6 years ago

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    Zelda Blue
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they have some at Fossil Rim a wildlife preserve in northern Texas. If you get a chance to go there it's a really fantastic experience.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) thank you for great travel advice! B) as an animal, I'd be leery of moving in someplace called Fossil Rim. Just sayin'.

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    Johnny
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some Americans do, but I can barely finish one, maybe two slices in a second.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you’re just not trying hard enough! P.S. This comment brought me the biggest laugh of anything in this entire set.

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    Claire Shamgochian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's around 30,240,000 slices of pizza per day!

    DP von Icecream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the Murican levels of gout, hart or every organ failures, diabetes & every imaginable form of obesity (even those extreme forms Asians & Europeans have never ever seen in real life.....) I am not surprized at all!

    Lina Mani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With 327.2 million (2018 census), am not surprised.

    Andy boi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That confused me for a second - until I realized it was all Americans, not each individual

    Jordan W.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine 300 mil people eating together 350 slices together lol

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of it. — Also, never heard it.

    Gaya Knust
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up🎵

    Susann Campbell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up. Repeat this several times.

    Podunkus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty-four effing times to be exact. That song is pure torture!!!

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    Octavia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they speak of Harry Nilsson's "Lime in the Coconut" . . . he was playing around with a 4 track cassette recorder. The song never changes key or tempo . . .

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thanks, - now I'll be singing this song all day long!

    Xian Tian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Nilsson - Coconut (1971)

    Dawn Soehren
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the lime in the Coconut and call me in the morning....

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    Jesper Rasmussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Prince the artist had been made a prince in a tribe, would his title then be “Prince Prince”?

    Audrey D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k him. He was an actual child rapist, not that anyone seems to remember

    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember, I remember when the allegations initially came out and his lame excuses/reasons. Stopped liking him that very day. I remember being annoyed when he died because people didn't care about anything other than his musical talent. He was a great musician but there are more important things.

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    Moo Moo Futch
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Jackson was not only NOT a child rapist, he never paid a single dollar to anyone. It was insurance paid out via his record company who saw the allegations as hindering what was a lucrative tour. They did not care that HE wanted to fight the claims back in 1993. The most recent allegations by Wade Robson - one of whom I know - are based purely on greed and nothing else. Wade himself has even said he was inviting his alleged abuser to BBQs the year MJ died. Robson expected that the estate would hire him to choreograph the Vegas One show but they declined him after Wade had already gone on tv saying he got the gig. When he was shown up by the estate, he sued for $1.5bn. He also owes the estate $60k.

    DP von Icecream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officially Michael Jackson was black!

    Ava Ford
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    6 years ago

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    Excuse me Audrey do you not know that he was completely innocent at the end of said trial against him, and the timeline along with the evidence did not match causing this verdict. So you Ma'am can go fudge off! (I might sound like a jerk but maybe she should've done more research about this case, and not of accused a man found not guilty) yes I understand that being not guilty doesn't make them not guilty all of the time

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    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because using cut real trees is not practical in many places.

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    Wordfloe-Acid-Test
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused... Summer days are still longer than winter days.

    Octavia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to do with the sundial . . . you know, when the bright yellow disk travels across the sky and moves the shadow faster or slower. It's also why clocks run "clockwise" direction . . .

    Andy boi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why sundials don’t measure time accurately

    Jesper Rasmussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. The Earth does not speed up or slow down in it’s rotation. The reason was that the romans devided day and night into 12 equal parts. It is possible to make an accurate sundial 🙂

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