The Universe really does work in mysterious ways. No matter if you’re a super-skeptic who only believes what they see with their own two eyes or somebody who checks their horoscope every morning, you can’t deny that it’s spooky how quickly karma sometimes catches up to people. On rare occasions, it’s nearly instantaneous. And karma loves putting evildoers in their rightful place.
To show you what we mean, we’ve collected some of the best posts from the ‘Instant Karma’ subreddit that prove that Justice (yes, with a capital ‘J’) can sometimes strike like a bolt from the blue. As you’re scrolling down, upvote the pics where you agree with how karma dealt with people and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever seen any instant karma moments in your own life. Be sure to give r/instantkarma a follow if you like what they do.
According to Dr. Alex Lickerman on Psychology Today, Nichiren Buddhism teaches that everything that happens to us is “ultimately due to our own influence.” Whether intentional or quite the opposite. Meanwhile, coincidence is considered to be but an illusion. Or, in short, what goes around really does come around—but with everything that you think and do.
Bored Panda reached out to Lickerman, the author of The Ten Worlds and The Undefeated Mind, and spoke to him about humankind's hardwired sense of morality, as well as the benefits of taking responsibility for all of our actions. Read on for his insights.
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Pretty Instant Karma
I'd love to hear what the 911 call was like. "Yeah a guy broke into my home and threatened me with a knife, can you send him an ambulance?"
I'd love to hear what his talks with his cell mates are like! "I took a knife to rob this old codger and he beat me black and blue.
Load More Replies...It's funny how bullies and intimidators never learn the first rule of engagement ...know you're enemy. If one goes about intimidating a complete stranger, they have no idea what they're walking into.
Reminds me of my grandfather. He was well in his 70s when he went into the kitchen at night to get something to drink. Then he heard somebody messing with the door. Didn't end nice for the burglar facing off with a prior professional boxer and WW2 marine diver...
hahah got his a** whooped by a old guy. thats why age dont mean crap
so------------at what age exactly does one become "old"?
Load More Replies...Brave man who gave this thug exactly what he deserved. My father was attacked by two twenty-somethings years ago when he was in his fifties. Little did they know, my father was ex military and ex martial arts instructor. The beating they received will be remembered until the day they die. I bet you he can do the same now in his 70s.
I Love Karma
His expression would be worth capturing. There are times when you are desperate (probably he wanted to be on time) but that's no reason to be a jerk to others.
Load More Replies...maybe he can pitch it as being an aggressive go-getter, actively pursuing scarce opportunities in a competitive environment to successfully meet tight deadlines?
I had a bad driver tailgate me, blowing his horn at me, drove in the median to pass me and cut me off. Turns out he was going to the same dinner as me, my father's retirement party....and the bad driver was my Dad's department head. He was standing in line to receive everyone to the party. I shook his hand, he said "And who are you?" I said "I'm one of Bill's daughters. I'm also the lady in the minivan you were being rude to out on the road." His face dropped. His wife who was standing next to him elbowed him in the arm and said "I told you to stop driving like a maniac..now apologize!" Which he did.
A receiving line for a retirement party, sure different than the cop retirement parties I have been to...
Load More Replies...Got What Was Coming
They don’t deserve him/her. This good boy/girl is wasted on them.
Load More Replies...I wish, this would be true... but this is from a humor site like "The Onion"...
This one's actually from a humor website. It's hilarious though. https://dnbstories.com/2020/09/truth-about-dog-travelling-100-km-to-bite-its-owner.html
There was an ad from a couple of years ago about an abandoned dog becoming a Drug Detection Canine and getting his revenge with his former owner. It was priceless.
Load More Replies...All I see is Sirius traveling to bite Remus after getting out of Azkaban.
If we’re to believe the Buddhist perspective on life, it means that at the end of the day we’re all responsible for what happens to us. However, this doesn’t mean we’re to blame.
For example, we’re not to blame for being born into poverty or for having something awful happen to us. However, we’re responsible for how we deal with the situation, how we respond to things, and what our next steps will be. In other words, we have the power to better our situation and not just be flung about by the winds of fate (or, rather, by our own decisions).
Though some people would argue that morality is something that's learned through experience, Lickerman told Bored Panda that "our sense of morality may actually be neurologically wired into us." However, this doesn't mean that acting morally or responsibly is easy or the go-to decision for most of us.
This Subreddit Never Said Bad Or Good Karma!
I think it's just the tights stretched over her knees
Load More Replies...They're not, it's just the tights stretched over her knees
Load More Replies...Considering a similar story in the past was found out to be a scam, I sure hope this one is sincere. I’m tired of having feel good stories debunked because some people are shitty.
Maybe they're too sexy? Or maybe she's got nipples on her knees?!?! :O
Load More Replies...I don’t know. My catholic school was also against us baring our knees.
Load More Replies...Is this the same story that was found to be fake and the retards were charged for fraud?
I think that’s the one with the gentlemen spending the last of his $20 to get a stranded woman gas. I can’t believe people will prey on the kindness of others.
Load More Replies...Got What He Deserved
I love it when animals take their revenge on the people who are cruel to them. Asshole fully deserved this. He could’ve easily decided to give this dog a pat on the head instead of a kick.Then his car would’ve been guarded and protected instead of rightfully destroyed.
I want every single one of those dogs and this proves that dogs are more than just some mammal that walks on four legs and eats bones
did you know that dogs understand English? And the language of whatever country in which they live? Cats do too. That is why they ignore you so often.
Load More Replies...Rip Him
Hate is a strong word. It's the right word, but still...
Load More Replies...Hold up. Why was he that close to the elephant? He should have been able to shoot the poor animal from a safe distance.
Usually they are coward enough to stay far but he probably miss and the elephant was able to get him before he could ran far enough.
Load More Replies...Lickerman told Bored Panda that we tend to need some sort of push to make us act responsibly. "People, in general, need a motivation to accept responsibility for their actions," he said. That motivation could be pretty much anything, however, Lickerman suggests that accepting responsibility for our actions "may actually make us stronger, more resilient."
He added that it's difficult to say where the limits of our ability to change ourselves to match our own perceptions are. "Research shows our self-perception is a very powerful influencer of our behavior. Can’t say it’s been quantified. It won’t change immutable characteristics, like personality characteristics, but it will change behaviors," he said.
In his first book, The Undefeated Mind, Lickerman explains how research has begun to show that belief in good (what is just and fair) and evil (what is unjust and unfair) may be "far more universal than previously thought." Psychologist Marc Hauser and his colleagues conducted an internet study with 5,000 subjects in 120 countries, asking them to "render moral judgments and to justify them" in moral scenarios. One of them was the infamous trolley problem where you have to choose between killing one person and five.
Just Mad I Tell You
And a very good idea to steal the bike back. I would love to see the persons expression after they realised what happened..
Load More Replies...Goodbye, Monster
@ Robert Catte it's because raping a five year old girl is wrong in so many ways, so it acceptable for the father to beat him up. I think any good parent would go that far to protect their kid
Load More Replies...Nah, bury him, dig him up, hang-draw-quarter him, set him on fire, and then dump the charred remains into a superfund site.
Load More Replies...Horrible monsters, demons, dirtbags, pieces of f*****g s**t that's who. I hate them all and hope they rot in f*****g hell
Load More Replies...I would've beat the offender within an inch of his life and cut off his privates...
Why stop at an INCH when you can stop at a NANOMETRE? Or not stop at all?
Load More Replies...Well This Says Something
Not sure if this is funnier cos of the irony, or when he had to either come out to his congregation to not look like a liar, or apologise to his conversation and look like a total TWAT. Sincerely hope those followers left his church and used the donations to help those in need, rather than pay this guy’s wages.
I doubt they left. Cultists are very good at ignoring things that contradict their beliefs. Look a Trumpsters
Load More Replies...Methinks Christian leader was thinking too much about gay people's activity.
Yeah, when you think about it, homophobia's kinda gay.
Load More Replies...Dude, in the bible it doesn't say anything about gay people going to hell or gets punished at all for being gay. Love the ones you love.
Actually, it does. Leviticus 18:22 describes it as detestable, and Leviticus 20:13 says they must be put to death. I am not a proponent of either of these, not homophobic in any way, shape, or form. I have just studied the Bible and it's scripture for over twenty-five years, and it does address it. And, no the word homosexual is not used rather it says, "if a man lies with another man..." These are not the only passages of scripture, these are just two that come to mind.
Load More Replies...Plottwist: shortly after that he came out as gay, just to prove his point. /jk
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. IN THE BIBLE IT LITERALLY STATES THAT GOD LOVES EVERY ONE EQUALLY. THATS WHAT THEY TEACH IN BIBLE SCHOOL. also in the bible it also says that you can marry your sister soo.
Umm buddy I think that was when there were no rules and way back then.....
Load More Replies...Lickerman writes: "The subjects agreed about which actions were moral and which weren’t in most of the scenarios, delineating in the process a set of moral principles that seem to be shared by members of all cultures—namely, that it’s less morally permissible to intentionally harm someone than to allow them to be harmed, that it’s less morally permissible to invent a way to cause harm than to cause harm with an existing threat, and that it’s less morally permissible to cause harm directly than to cause it indirectly. Yet the vast majority of subjects couldn’t name these reasons as their underlying justification for judging the actions in each scenario as they did."
He continues: "When we take moral action, we seem to rely not so much on moral reasoning as on moral intuition and then work backward to rationalize the judgments we’ve already made. (Which isn’t to say our moral intuition can’t and shouldn’t be influenced by reason, but rather that our moral intuition remains the primary driver of our moral decision making.)." However, where our moral intuition comes from is still unclear. However, our conception of good, the desire to provide help and prevent harm might be "rooted [...] in the psychological and perhaps even neurological processes of the human mind."
Karmadillo
That comment wins the Internet. Also why the f**k would shoot an armadillo?
America is the land of the free and unfathomably stupid.
Load More Replies...It was probably the angle the bullet hit it - angled armor is a concept used for military vehicles to deflect projectiles as well
Load More Replies...Got What They Deserved
Don’t be lion to me. You must be a master of puns.
Load More Replies...No, there are two male lions in this group. You see it from the fringe at the side of the faces. There's a sub-species of lions in Tsavo National Park where the males don't usually have an impressive mane. They're also more useful for hunting than the big-maned fellows
Load More Replies...Kid Refuses To Move His Legs, Guy Sits On Them Instead
If that's the kids mom to his right, she needs disciplining way more than the kid.
I wouldn't even let my kid sit like that in the first place, so yes she does.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, becoming responsible for our actions can have the added benefit of making us stronger and more resilient. In his book, Lickerman alludes to a study led by psychologist Kurt Gray where participants would hold up a 5-pound weight, would be given a dollar, and half of then would be given the opportunity to donate it to charity. Donating the money made the participants able to hold up the weight 7 seconds longer than the control group.
"Why? According to Gray, because doing good increases our sense of agency, or potency, a phenomenon he terms moral transformation. (Interestingly, this effect wasn’t seen only with acts of charity but also with acts of villainy.) [...] Which all suggests a reason that action in the moral sphere, whether good or evil, makes us strong: it requires us to be. Or, at least, that’s what we think people who take moral action are: research shows that we’re cognitively biased to 'typecast' people who take such action as resilient—-a bias, it turns out, that affects not only our perception of others but also of ourselves," Lickerman writes.
"And when we perceive ourselves to be endowed with a particular quality, we have a tendency to conform to that perception. All of which implies that performing or even attempting to perform moral action may increase our resilience because it causes us to perceive ourselves as more resilient. This then makes us act, and therefore feel, as if we were."
Amazing. Impeccable
Instant Karma
I remember this one. If I recall correctly, the clerk wasn't sure whether to report it as they didn't know if a crime had been committed.
I worked for a store ,don't remember which store that had a $2 bill. In one of the cash slots that we were never supposed to pull out unless we were in danger The was a pressure switch or touch switch or something underneath it that set of an alarm to the police or security firm and would get us help.
Guy Is A Jerk To A Police Officer In An Unmarked Car
I LOVE it when a bad driver is caught out. This is a special kind of karma. Overtook me even though I was doing the speed limit? Oh look, speed camera van ahead! What a shaaaame.
Hey, pass me if you have to, I don’t care, but just go on past. Don’t make a rude gesture, or be menacing, or try to bully me when you do it, or I will memorize your license number, dial 911 on my cellphone, and report you for aggressive driving. I had to do exactly that once before when I was the target of a road bully who decided I wasn’t going fast enough when I was already going a tad over the speed limit myself. Got a callback from the officer assigned to investigate. My record was clean, but turns out the other guy had an extensive record for aggressive driving. The cop believed my report and charged him.
Load More Replies...I saw karma like this once. I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and one guy thought he'd be clever and cut ahead of people by driving in the breakdown lane. None of us would let him into line. He kept trying...until he came face to face with a cop standing in the breakdown lane, who immediately gestured "pull over." We all honked and yelled driving by him while he got his ticket.
At a coffee shop I used to hang out, there was one obnoxious regular who would screech his tires when he left the parking lot. One day he did that and less than a second later we heard the chirp of a police siren and saw the glow of red and blue lights. The whole friggin cafe erupted in a cheer.
Well, I one time slowed down for a family of ducks on an otherwise empty and tight road. Indicating that even if you can't see what I'm slowing down for something, it's better to also slow down and ask questions later. Some idiot behind me thought he could just pass me with high speed (and he would have ran over the duckies), so I honked, janked my steering wheel to totally block the road and made him park in the grass. You're welcome sir. No duckies died at that moment. Maybe I broke someone's ego, but that was just a bonus.
I drive a really boring car that's either used by repair men or old ladies, confusing the hell out of people by doing things like that. It's the best. The car is too.
Load More Replies...I was walking across a cross walk on campus. Car stopped for me, the car behind them was pissed, blowing their horn and too busy flipping them off as they drove around to notice me. Ended up hitting me (thankfully at a very slow speed) and I bashed the hood of their car to get their attention because they hadn't even noticed that they were still, in fact, hitting me. I put a dent in that hood and when the driver is sitting there cry and apologizing I was like "This is a college campus, there are a million and one crosswalks, the speed limit is 20mph...I'm not hurt but just stunned that someone could be this stupid. I hope if you are a student you are taking some drivers ed."
High School where my kid goes. ! girl says to another, go ahead just walk if they hit you it's their fault. I personally printed the law out (all 500+ pages) so all students would be aware that in Az. at least, if you are not in a crosswalk, it is not in fact the drivers fault. School gave a copy to every child (or at least one in every family) Probably won't stop the dumb ones but...
Load More Replies...My cousins ex-boyfriend was known for going through Monte Carlos like tissue paper. He'd race around in them all day and was a general jerk to anyone else on the road. One guy, in particular, appeared to be road raging against her boyfriend. He followed the boyfriend down the freeway, on and off exit ramps..etc. When the boyfriend stopped to confront the guy, he was surprised to see a gun stuffed in his face. Turns out it was a cop in an unmarked car. Idiot boyfriend never realized there was a siren blaring and lights flashing. Needless to say he had to be bailed out of jail. And now you know why he's my cousins ex.
With nearly 1.9 million members and 8.5 years of getting their show on the road, the ‘Instant Karma’ community is one of the leviathans of Reddit. However, don’t think that they’re just about seeing only unethical people get punished. They also urge their members to post examples of folks getting rewarded for good behavior as well.
Examples of delayed karma or scripted events are, obviously, not permitted on this subreddit. The name of the community is pretty self-explanatory. What’s more, r/instantkarma’s moderators have pointed out that they have no tolerance for calls to violence.
Just because somebody deserves to be punished doesn’t mean that redditors should pour hatred and vile language online. Of course, discussions are encouraged, but they have to be civil. Exactly like people ought to be in real life.
I Don’t Know If It Belongs Here!
It was at this moment he knew that he f*cked up
Load More Replies...It doesn’t matter when the judge is truly fair. Look at all those people supporting the constable, it would be meaningful either way.
Load More Replies...Yes, drag him to the police station and teach him not to mess with women. All female police officers should slap him daily. So proud of this strong sister!
Respect Your Mother
Children need discipline, I don't understand why parents just give in and don't set boundaries
I think sometimes you feel so embarrassed that your child is kicking off in public so you want to do whatever it takes to get them to stop. It's not the best parenting but I can see why it happens.
Load More Replies...When I worked at a grocery store, one time this kid was throwing a fit wanting a Reese's Cup. Mom said no, so the kid took one off the shelf and crushed it, figuring Mom would have to buy it if it was damaged, which she did; she handed it to me and told me to scan it and then throw it in the trash.
My mother had a very simple solution for this. She just ignored me and when she got fed up, she'd push me away and tell me that I'm perhaps better off with other parents who liked to raise spoiled annoying children. Worked like a charm.
Parents think they are being "nice." The nice thing to do is to teach your children that we don't always get what we want. That prepares them for life as an adult.
When parents give in, that is when they destroy the future generation. Children need to be taught the meaning on No, means No. Works for a lots of other things too later in life.
I remember when I was working at a grocery store in the 80s, there was an older woman in my line with a young boy that I presume was her grandchild. Said child was having a hissy fit because he wanted a candy bar & she kept telling him no. Finally the kid hauled back and slugged her hard in the belly, at which point she *grabbed a chocolate bar and added it to her groceries.* As an employee I wasn't allowed to say anything, but my gods I wanted to (sarcastically) congratulate her on rewarding him for his violence.
That is so terrible. Womder how he turnes out as an adult ☹️
Load More Replies...We are six siblings and were always polite in public and at home. Mum is the best,But we knew if she gave us a certain look sh•t would go down.
Once an elderly lady at the store thanked me for not buying my fit-throwing 3 year old a toy. I don't think regular old parenting needs recognition but it was sweet of her. Also sad so many parents are scared to give kids consequences. I always say my job is to keep them from being in jail and help them be employable.
Gave Him The Express Shipping Option For Free
So glad the driver wasn't charged. As one who was in the delivery business for 30 years, I was in fear of my life on a couple of occasions. Not as easy a job as one my think.
I can't stop saying that comment over and over in my head! "Same day shipping"
Load More Replies...Snowman 1, Driver 0
He wouldn’t have seen that coming from a treelion miles
Load More Replies...I would think hitting that much packed snow would have still damaged the car anyway. Snow can became pretty heavy and solid compared to cars that are pretty much made of plastic and thin metal meant to crumple in a collision....
Bye Bye
Lots of sociopaths can be attracted to teaching, amongst other professions, as they can exercise power over the lives of others, and make the rules I guess
Load More Replies...Can you imagine the hateful crap she was teaching her students!?!
Her name is Georgia Clark she taught in Fort Worth, Texas (a largely Hispanic school district). After this happened students came forward to reveal other racist actions/comments she made like asking a Hispanic student that requested a bathroom hall pass, "show me your papers that are saying you are legal."
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, she won her appeal to get her job back, with back pay.
Not the end of the story--she sued FWISD and got her job back, the bitch.
One Plate Of Karma Coming Up
- quickly searches up " How to upvote twice on bored panda " -
Load More Replies...Some say you may end up in a bad neighborhood... This was the time when 5 bad neighborhoods came to a jerk to tell him his wrong wherever he was.
I used to tutor gang members in highschool. My family was VERY abusive. One day I went in pretty beaten up (my brother had thrown me down the stairs). My brother was jumped after school. I got in even more trouble, but at least I knew SOMEONE cared.
Mayor Dishes Out Karma On Litterer
Some asshole dumped all his garbage out of his car onto the pavement outside our house. He forgot some of that trash included his name and address. The police were very happy to collect it ...
What a great man. Sometimes people can be really sniffy about 'do gooders sticking their nose in' but this is the kind of thing that can be achieved by someone that isn't going to let it go.
Someone littered out of their car driving in front of me. I pulled up next to the bag (takeout food) and picked it up. I followed them home (they were turning into the same neighborhood as me anyways) and when they parked and exited the car I threw the trash on their lawn while yelling "you dropped something" and sped off.
Just Play Defence
And I love the counter strike logo at the bottom. Hilarious!
Load More Replies...Oh daaamn! I have wished so many times that I could do that when some creep sends me a pic of his privates! And just write something like "Dude, mine's bigger..." or something 😂😂😂😂 Being a woman on internet really makes you think defence.
We should all keep at least one dickpick somewhere to scare this kind of assholes.
Load More Replies...Reverse Brick
Let’s get some popcorn and catch this comedy. I think the tag line is “watch this d!ck try to pull a dirty trick with a brick.” I have been very, very sleep deprived and making a lot of puns lately. Sorry, but feel free to continue.
Load More Replies...Oh How The Tables Have Turned
No, not even if vultures like eating rotten meat, they'd still keep away from him.
Load More Replies...Serious question I need some help with : why does the caption say "he could ONLY hug his father after winning 900K". What's with the "only" ? I'm not a native English speaker so I may not read it correctly.
I think it meant that he was so overwhelmed the only thing he could do was to hug his father, rather than say anything. The caption is a bit ambiguous so it could be read as a positive or a negative.
Load More Replies...Yeah, 3.2 stars isn't anything to brag about unless it's 3.2 stars out of 3.2 stars.
Load More Replies...what?! even if it's fortnite they still achived something! why are you ppl on twitter being rude?! If that was my kid i would still be proud.
Stop sharing things on the internet... just use it for memes and work emails
damn kid, if you win 900K I don't care how you did it- super proud parent !!
"Best towing service in the area" at 3.2 stars? I dread to think what the others are like...
According to Google Maps there dozens of towing people in the Orlando area with a better rating than 3.2
Load More Replies...I hope Dwight is fired and his c**k cut off so he can’t procreate. He’s horrible and he’s threatening someone over a comment on social media. I love the Orlando PD making him know he’s a piece of s**t and his threats won’t fly. F**k him he’s trailer trash who couldn’t raise a child bright enough to qualify let alone come in 13th like this amazing kid did!
Who even cuts off c*cks? Bad circumcizors? Reptilian prostitutes? Headhunters with dirty minds? That one chameleon guy from Futurama?
Load More Replies...Instant
Why do some cops seem to be trying to give their profession a rotten image?
Load More Replies...Wow a dog was just barking since that's what dogs do, and he actually thought it was a good idea to murder the dog for no reason? I mean if this is an American cop then I'm not surprised but still.... geez
Unfortunately some cops are too trigger happy and have total disregard for animal lives because they can get away with it.
Load More Replies...yes! aren't cops trained to do this stuff? really?
Load More Replies...ok i have nothing againt cops but this one should be fired! He shouldnt shoot a dog for barking! thats what they do
Actually, if he's a cop, he should be fired because he *couldn't*, not shouldn't, shoot a dog for barking (and shot himself)! Nothing against dogs—I have one—but what kind of cop is so f___g bad with a gun?!
Load More Replies...I hope he got charged. Isn't that a crime trying to shoot a police dog anyway?
He was trying to shoot a dog in someone's yard that was barking at him. Shot himself trying to get the gun out of the holster. Served him right.
Load More Replies...All's Well, It Ends Well
I can't tell you how awesome this is...my sister was seriously mentally ill and had her mugshot put up by these assholes and refused to take it down...she committed suicide
How they had access to the mugshots ? It's not for police only ?
No, they're public record. That's what's stupid about it, threatening people when anyone can look them up for free.
Load More Replies...Mugshot sites and mags should be illegal! Not only are they a form of blackmail/extortion, they also violate the principle of innocent till proven guilty. How many lives have they ruined?
Oh I totally agree with the innocent until proven guilty. Some of these guys haven't even went to trial yet and get their mugshots put up in these magazines.Polk county Florida is the worst about putting peoples mug shots in public view.
Load More Replies...Show even further that criminals are idiots...mugshots are public record, if someone wants to see it they can look it up for free. My local news network posts the mugshot of the last 300 arrests daily and you can search a person on the DOC website. Paying these two was pointless.
Hit And Run Driver Forgot Something
as soon as he rams the car *text box appears* 'your car did not enjoy that you *ssh*le'
Load More Replies...This actually happened to my brother and sister-in-law. A drunk driver hit their car late one night while they were asleep and then fled. Upon further inspection, they noticed the front license plate buried in the grill of their car. Car was totaled. Dude got arrested for drunk driving and fleeing the scene and my brother got a brand new car :)
I'm glad that the drunk driver only hit a parked car. It could have been much worse. :-(
Load More Replies...You know, why couldn't they put traceable confetti in car bumpers? I.e. lots of tiny tagged particles embedded in the bumper that can be traced to the VIN. And while we're at it, put it on every bullet too. They already put it in Tasers which aren't even supposed to be deadly.
Omg .. 1) how fast were you going to leave your license plate with the other car?! 2) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't he parked in a no parking zone though? A ticket plus smashed car = really crappy day
By the looks of it it looks like he was hit and then stopped to inspect the damage.
Load More Replies...Anti-Gay Politician Caught Fleeing A 25-Man Orgy
Which is really the most infuriating thing.
Load More Replies...Yup... the idea that being gay is a choice also implies that being straight is a choice. So I think that a lot of the people who throw that idea around are closeted.
Load More Replies...Reportedly, he climbed down a sewing pipe, totally naked. Anyone dare asking where they found a small pack of extasy he took away with him ?
He was caught running around naked in the street with a backpack with drugs in it! A man walking his dog I think called the cops. Ah justice...
Load More Replies...Indded. Are we proud of him for this performance, or he's a shame for us :D
Load More Replies...For some time there was a plaque in the spot where he was caught (butt-naked) commemorating the end of his career.
Goddamn Hypocrites
I bet the person that commented has a higher I.Q than the person who tweeted.
He said "... of OUR world" not of YOUR world. I can still agree with something even if I do it too.
Revenge At Its Finest
I handled a comp case once - lady fired for allegedly stealing. I interviewed a bunch of people and her supervisor last... Who lied a blue streak to me. The supervisor set her up to get her fired, this was a psych case. Poor victim got her claim accepted and supv got fired. People suck.
When will people realize that the only successful way to get through life is by doing the right thing?
A good friend of mine was framed by management for stealing so he could be fired. He went home and hung himself. The company had done the same to two other people before him.
Can anybody explain "workman's comp", please? From context, I understand it is some kind of compensation for work realted injuries?
Politicians Get A Taste Of Their Legislations
I grew up on raw milk. I can drink straight from the cow (after being refrigerated) but my wife cant cause she didnt grow up on a ranch. When the body is conditioned to only handle pasteurized milk, it rejects the real deal. Just like when people voluntarily go gluten free for years and then suddenly they are allergic to gluten.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, we used to by raw milk from a farm nearby. Rural area and all. First thing you do is boil it. Duh.
Boiling kills the bacteria - pseudo pasteurization. (also used to order raw milk from a farm as a kid and boil it before consuming)
Load More Replies...It's like the military. Some new guy comes in, wants to change things, but us older dogs have been there, seen it, tell ya why it won't work (because we've seen it) and the new young guys think they've had some new great idea, before it all goes to s**t. Again. There's a reason we pasturized milk. Idiots.
I always drink raw milk.. I've never been sick.. is the farm he got his at not testing for salmonella?
Raw milk is not bad in any way, unless you have a Salmonella problem at your farm
EHEC is a much more common issue then salmonella, a increasing problem.
Load More Replies...In the UK you can buy raw milk but the legislation about production is waaaay stricter than for milk due to be pasteurised.
Fair is fair, I grwe up drinking milk 10 minutes after it left the cow, no harm done but we were careful with our cows. Gonna guess... not so much for other people?
Actually Happened Instantaneously, At The Moment Of Impact
Might be good to make all license plates with ink that leaves an impression.
This Is Venice City Hall Right After The Approval Of A Climate Change Denial Amendment
This reminds me of the sculpture "politicians discussing global warming" by Isaac Cordal in Berlin. politician...9600c0.jpg
Venice council: "No climate change exists!" .. Mother Nature: "I love a challenge!"
*window shatters* You're wrong. Also, thanks for the fish.
Load More Replies...We’ll get this approved, lord willing and the creek don’t rise. Wait, what?
And in Venice, that really is stupid. They know that the "acqua alta" happens more often now than it used to.
Karma
This jerk and his jerk brother tried to capitalize off the pandemic by buying up all the sanitizer supplies they could find to sell at a profit until Amazon and eBay forbid it.
In Denmark when the pandemic startet there were shops that sold bottles of hand sanitizers. First bottle was about three or five dollars - second (and more) cost about ten times as much. Fabulous! No hoarding, no artificial shortages, no egotist pirateering capitalism
Load More Replies...I remember him. It was him and his brother. They tried to resell it on Amazon at crazy high prices. They donated it all as their restitution.
They were forced to "donate" it when the police confiscated it.
Load More Replies...In the Netherlands they would be in trouble for storing highly flammable goods in a residential area. Which means a fine, confiscation of the goods and possibly a criminal conviction.
Any time I see this photo I am reminded of the clip I saw of the mother sobbing in a Wal-mart because she couldn't find any diapers for her baby during the first few days of the lock down in the US back in March. When are people going to learn ...we are all in these situations TOGETHER. Selfishness during times of need is deplorable to the core.
Totally remember this! Amazon was shutting down Accts because of people like him. And between sanitizer & TP there were plenty to get rid of!
wow it's the guy from my math homework!! It's truly an honor, sir!!
Moral Guy
I don't think it's just women in underwear.... the poses suggest something more.... pleasure related. Lol
Load More Replies...LOL I leaned about targeted ads when I was still married to my ex and random porn images would pop up on the family computer, sometimes in view of our kids. Of course he denied his obvious browsing history. Amazingly, after the divorce and a new computer, no more porn ads.
I'm female and probably Asexual, meaning I have little to no interest in sex. I am constantly targeted by such ads? Why I have no idea. Nobody has access to my device besides me. My theory is that when you have all the settings set to "don't track" and "no targeted ads" that crap becomes the default.
Typical ad, scantily clad women "check out all sexy Asian ladies in [Insert a village next to mine]" OK A) I'm not a guy B) that village probably doesn't have one Asian ... so stupid
Load More Replies...So many people fail to realise how ads work. Once a famous local comedian in my area tried being funny by posting a screenshot of how his instagram explore page only had women in skimpy clothes and swimwear and he tried to add a misogynistic pun as well. I replied showing my own explore and those of the 2 other Instagram accounts I handle, one which had only travel related content, another had only fashion and beauty and the last had events and services. Not a skimpy picture in sight because I don't actively follow or go searching for them.
Order Them To Stop
It's becoming more and more apparent that lawmakers think that their laws don't apply to them
Do you think they get an extra buzz from drafting a law and then going home that night and doing that very thing? That's all I can think.
Load More Replies...Could be worse. Imagine his wife being the executioner of the sentence.
It's a horrible law anyway. The people in that province are evolving backward.
What do you mean it's a "horrible" law?? Seriously!!?? Committing adultery is a horrible thing and should be punished accordingly!
Load More Replies...This one makes me sad. It's frightening to see physical punishments spreading across the world.
Got What He Deserved
narcissistic guys like you just won't accept the fact that they all ugly😪
Dark skinned women are QUEENS. Like a together coloured skin. We all pretty.
Silly question - what happened to his lips? Looks like he got smacked in the face.
Looks like it's infected from trying to kiss his own a**e..
Load More Replies...boy stfu with your smeagol looking ass, dark skin girls are the color of life and they're f*****g gorgeous
Whaaat? I think dark skinned ladies are beautiful! Wished I had there skin and hair! I'm envious... those hairs! *_* (mine are just boring plain. -_-)
I bet you're just as beautiful as this man is dumb. We all have our flaws/insecurities. That, my fellow Panda, just makes us prettier.
Load More Replies...Block An Electric Charging Station... Get Towed
Not only that, but taking up 2 parking spaces, that's one of my pet peeves
backing into a spot is proper and should be law but you have to know how. He would be even shittier if he had pulled into the spot and screwed it up.
Load More Replies...I'm more pissed about the way he's parked rather than him blocking the charging station
A Ford F-150 pickup owner being an rectal sphincter opening? Hard to believe.
Firefighters Had To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street
People don't understand that those pipes don't bend when water is flowing
More correct title would have been: "Firefighters LOVED To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street" because this jerk-behavior could cost lives.
my brother is a firefighter, he would have pushed the car with his truck
No he wouldn't have. He would lose his job for damaging the vehicle. The window can be replaced at the vehicle owners cost because he parked illegally blocking the hydrant. Replacing the whole car from taxpayer dollars is another story. Source: my dad the deputy chief of our fire dept.
Load More Replies...Probably the fastest solution, not like you can spend five mins planning it
Load More Replies...Another example of "Those laws don't apply to me, I'm too important to get a ticket". Hah!
What Goes Around Comes Around
Do u mean bunny ears in general? It's not meant as cruel generally, it's like a "joking friends" type of thing some people do, to have a fun silly photo. It's not for everyone I guess
Load More Replies...Yeah...this really isn’t funny once you reach adulthood. Sorry!🤷♂️😏
I don't understand why this is karma. People do it all the time unbeknownst to their friends/family or not, but their friends/family always find out later, and are probably/most likely fine with it.
Lil Coke
It's this one of those"How it started, how it's going" stories? :-D
Load More Replies...Is it the perspective or... they look like twelve-year-olds to me?! Not just in comparison to the car, but also the policeman looks huge. They look like kids, and it's disturbing.
I think it's perspective, the girl in the middle(also the one getting pinned down by police officer) has a tattoo on her bum. And that usually indicates a person's age to be 18 or older. Hope this helps
Load More Replies...Come on there's nothing wrong with some good old Coca Cola 😂😂
Looks like a tissue/blowing nose to me, but people use them for what they want
Load More Replies...I am always floored from the level of stupidity of idiots who broadcast their crimes online, like they think law enforcement is computer illiterate or something.
That's Great
It sometimes depends how rich and corrupt you are.
Load More Replies...A man, destined to hang will not drown, as the Russian saying goes. Apparently, there are exceptions.
Well... maybe he was destined to die in a bar, and so he was able to escape the chair? ;-)
Load More Replies...If, after escaping death row, your first bright bulb moment is to visit a bar, you've lost every excuse not to get killed.
Karma
My old boss did this! He wore a gas mask to work last year cos he thought the whole thing was ridiculous and blown out of proportion. What made him even more of an a**hole was the fact he did on the national Holocaust victim Memorial Day, which was a particular anniversary of (I think) prisoners being freed from a concentration camp.
He's not just "a" tool, he's a wedge- the simplest tool known to man.
Matt Gaetz is a TRAITOR to the American people. Absolute shill of a human being.
Woman Tried To Acid Attack Her Former Lover
What was her plan? To burn him and then they both crash!?
Load More Replies...Pouring acid on anyone is horrible as it stands but how stupid do you have to be to do it to the person you're riding a motorcycle with?
Guy Parks On Stripes To Avoid Freezing Rain, Happens To Be Under A Leaky Pipe
I kinda feel sorry for this one. He just wanted to get out of the rain and didn't really obstruct any free passage.
a lot of those striped areas are near disabled parking spots so we can get our wheelchair out of our car and people who park on the stripes are blocking our ramp exits so yeah he's in the wrong here
Load More Replies...If you park on slanted stripes, that means that anyone who needs access for a wheelchair ramp can't get back in their car.
Just Remember The Quote, “ If I Get Corona, I Get Corona. It’s Not Gonna Stop Me From Partying”
it's not even about if you get corona- what about the people around you?!
So wait! How many innocent people did these f**kups expose themselves to!? And how many of them died!?
I am more concerned about the innocent people and family they came into contact with than them.
i live in Florida, and I saw this happen. He said that while being interviewed ON THE NEWS.
Darwinism should not be allowed to breed..oh wait..that's usually the end result anyway
Deserved It
The thing is that this "comeback" is an insult against all people in that category, just like her original hurtful tweet was an insult to all men of average-ish height.
That is the point of the account - to show that the original poster is a hypocrite.
Load More Replies...Speaking as a fat person, it’s easier to not be 200 pounds than to not be under 6’ tall. She’s insulting all guys whose height starts with 5, he’s just dishing it out back to her.
I hate the girls who judge based on height as much as I hate the guys who judge based on weight. But just FYI, whoever’s twitter name is “Meninist” is probably bad news
It's a parody twitter account that gender swaps sexist tweets to show the op's hypocrisy.
Load More Replies...Taxi Driver Took A Much Longer Route Than We Agreed To. We Told Him To Stop The Car And Let Us Take Another Taxi. The Police Immediately Saw Him Stop And Fined Him
Stopping was probably what was not allowed. Not the route part.
Load More Replies...That probably (don't know much about laws, I'm 13) close to extortion! (because you pay for miles)
It happens everywhere to take advantage of tourists, usually. They've been cracking down on taxi drivers in Seoul in the lady few years. Too many taxi drivers taking advantage of tourists. Here, we have a number to call (there may be an app now) with the driver's info (shown in the back seat). The first fine is $300 or $500, second is more, third is suspension of their license.
Load More Replies...It looks as if he may have stopped in a lane of traffic, blocking the lane. Maybe?
the taxi driver makes you pay for miles, so that's why he/she was taking so long.
Load More Replies...No Title Needed
These aren't bitcoins, they're bcoins. It's the like the "currency" you earn from watching streamers on twitch that let you unlock things for the channel.
Load More Replies...it also depends on who it's from, if it is from a friend that KNOWS it won't bother you, that is different than a stranger that might be INTENDING for it to bother you. personally though I don't use it that way at all, even though I believe gay is not an insult, because there are those who have been hurt by it being used incorrectly. That said though what people do with their inner circle is their business, same as mine is my business. A friend can say yo bitch! but if a stranger does it- that would be weird.
Disturbing Your Siblings
Neither. Kid's being a brat so parents are showing him the consequences. The tape isn't touching his skin so he's not being hurt. Next time he might consider listening to mom/dad the first time.
Load More Replies...Not okay. Maybe the little one just wanted to be included. The other kids didn't need to take over the floor of whole room, ensuring no one else could play in this room, and if they wanted to lay out all their cards they should have done it out of the way. Taking a pic while your child is screaming because you find it funny is not okay, and would totally erode any trust this little guy would have in his parents. Especially because they let him be duct-taped to the chair, which I'm sure took some force and probably terrorized the child. This is horrible bullying of this little boy. This is also how shitty relationships between kids and parents begin. Then people wonder why no one visits them in the old folks home. People who find a child's pain amusing are sick.
When my older kid is with his best friend, the small one find no space in their games, so he tries to sabotage their game. It's very difficult to find a solution in this situation.
One more thing! I'm not exactly sure what that has to do with Karma? It's a kid!
That is not cool. I think it should be removed. Where are the parents?
The kids duct taped the brother, not the parents. As long as he wasn't truly hurt which it just looks like he's doing the fake cry.
Ugh I wasn't even done with that message. My point is, they are making valid points. It seems that a majority of you, think its okay! Great! However, it doesn't mean the people that don't think it's ok, are wrong. Because actually, it is not ok. No he is clearly not being physically hurt. Yet, Its a bit odd, when two older children do this, as a response to an annoying younger brother. Obviously, a majority of siblings and parents, don't do this to teach a little boy a lesson. To be a good boy and leave your older siblings, alone! That's what kids do! They are annoying!
Busted Not Paying For Your Taxi!
I remember this story or a very similar one. The driver offered to give back the phone if she posts an apology and pays the fare.
“Got a spare century to spare? Let me tell you about 2020...”
Load More Replies...We once managed an apartment building with underground parking. Thieves had stolen one of our landscape hoses. They cut the hose up and several cars had hose pieces hanging out of their gas tanks. But no gas was siphoned in that they chose a "soaker" hose. A hose with holes won't siphon!
I went to Walmart one day with my mother because we needed groceries and a shipping box. I was by myself in the back of the store where the boxes were. I was going to the shipping box section when all of a sudden I heard the word "slut" yelled out. I turned around to see a smiling middle aged woman with her smiling elderly mother both whom were staring at me. I got the feeling the middle aged woman was the one who called me a slut. My response to the middle age woman was "So is your mother." They both stopped smiling.
My niece's youngest daughter tried to whacked my son during the last get together. My son ducked his head and she whacked the table instead, hurting her hand. Instant karma.
“Got a spare century to spare? Let me tell you about 2020...”
Load More Replies...We once managed an apartment building with underground parking. Thieves had stolen one of our landscape hoses. They cut the hose up and several cars had hose pieces hanging out of their gas tanks. But no gas was siphoned in that they chose a "soaker" hose. A hose with holes won't siphon!
I went to Walmart one day with my mother because we needed groceries and a shipping box. I was by myself in the back of the store where the boxes were. I was going to the shipping box section when all of a sudden I heard the word "slut" yelled out. I turned around to see a smiling middle aged woman with her smiling elderly mother both whom were staring at me. I got the feeling the middle aged woman was the one who called me a slut. My response to the middle age woman was "So is your mother." They both stopped smiling.
My niece's youngest daughter tried to whacked my son during the last get together. My son ducked his head and she whacked the table instead, hurting her hand. Instant karma.
