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The Universe really does work in mysterious ways. No matter if you’re a super-skeptic who only believes what they see with their own two eyes or somebody who checks their horoscope every morning, you can’t deny that it’s spooky how quickly karma sometimes catches up to people. On rare occasions, it’s nearly instantaneous. And karma loves putting evildoers in their rightful place.

To show you what we mean, we’ve collected some of the best posts from the ‘Instant Karma’ subreddit that prove that Justice (yes, with a capital ‘J’) can sometimes strike like a bolt from the blue. As you’re scrolling down, upvote the pics where you agree with how karma dealt with people and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever seen any instant karma moments in your own life. Be sure to give r/instantkarma a follow if you like what they do.

According to Dr. Alex Lickerman on Psychology Today, Nichiren Buddhism teaches that everything that happens to us is “ultimately due to our own influence.” Whether intentional or quite the opposite. Meanwhile, coincidence is considered to be but an illusion. Or, in short, what goes around really does come around—but with everything that you think and do.

Bored Panda reached out to Lickerman, the author of The Ten Worlds and The Undefeated Mind, and spoke to him about humankind's hardwired sense of morality, as well as the benefits of taking responsibility for all of our actions. Read on for his insights.

#1

Pretty Instant Karma

Pretty Instant Karma

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Vic
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He really got it handed to him..

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Wendillon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to hear what the 911 call was like. "Yeah a guy broke into my home and threatened me with a knife, can you send him an ambulance?"

Yugan Talovich
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to hear what his talks with his cell mates are like! "I took a knife to rob this old codger and he beat me black and blue.

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Dr Nostromo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny how bullies and intimidators never learn the first rule of engagement ...know you're enemy. If one goes about intimidating a complete stranger, they have no idea what they're walking into.

Raine Soo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Not today, punk!" The perpetrator got a well deserved ass-kicking and face-pummeling.

Okay Dokey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of my grandfather. He was well in his 70s when he went into the kitchen at night to get something to drink. Then he heard somebody messing with the door. Didn't end nice for the burglar facing off with a prior professional boxer and WW2 marine diver...

Caleb Lumpkin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahah got his a** whooped by a old guy. thats why age dont mean crap

Judith Wilson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so------------at what age exactly does one become "old"?

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Lola
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brave man who gave this thug exactly what he deserved. My father was attacked by two twenty-somethings years ago when he was in his fifties. Little did they know, my father was ex military and ex martial arts instructor. The beating they received will be remembered until the day they die. I bet you he can do the same now in his 70s.

David Retsler
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank God they pixilated that busted lip!

Diemond Star
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got what you deserved for being such a stupid idiot.

me
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, he definitely deserved that.

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    #2

    I Love Karma

    I Love Karma

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably just walked himself out.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His expression would be worth capturing. There are times when you are desperate (probably he wanted to be on time) but that's no reason to be a jerk to others.

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he can pitch it as being an aggressive go-getter, actively pursuing scarce opportunities in a competitive environment to successfully meet tight deadlines?

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that interview went well

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo did he get the job?

    Norah Reilly
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have smiled when he swallowed his tongue.

    Ariana Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you didn't give him the job :D

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a bad driver tailgate me, blowing his horn at me, drove in the median to pass me and cut me off. Turns out he was going to the same dinner as me, my father's retirement party....and the bad driver was my Dad's department head. He was standing in line to receive everyone to the party. I shook his hand, he said "And who are you?" I said "I'm one of Bill's daughters. I'm also the lady in the minivan you were being rude to out on the road." His face dropped. His wife who was standing next to him elbowed him in the arm and said "I told you to stop driving like a maniac..now apologize!" Which he did.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A receiving line for a retirement party, sure different than the cop retirement parties I have been to...

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that must have been a fun interview!

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just told you he wasn't good employee material. why bother then

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    #3

    Got What Was Coming

    Got What Was Coming

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the John Wick sequel we all need.

    farbenzirkel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish, this would be true... but this is from a humor site like "The Onion"...

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a nice thought. Good Boy!

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best dog, and the worst owner. The dumbass deserved to be bitten.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually from a humor website. It's hilarious though. https://dnbstories.com/2020/09/truth-about-dog-travelling-100-km-to-bite-its-owner.html

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an ad from a couple of years ago about an abandoned dog becoming a Drug Detection Canine and getting his revenge with his former owner. It was priceless.

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    Mazama de Soto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny! But more like an Onion article, not real.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is indeed fake. I've seen it before.

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    Hermione Jean Granger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is Sirius traveling to bite Remus after getting out of Azkaban.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here's a treat. No, that hunk of meat you bit off of Mr. Loser isn't a treat, it's too toxic just like their heart.

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's a good boy? You are, yes you are!

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    If we’re to believe the Buddhist perspective on life, it means that at the end of the day we’re all responsible for what happens to us. However, this doesn’t mean we’re to blame.

    For example, we’re not to blame for being born into poverty or for having something awful happen to us. However, we’re responsible for how we deal with the situation, how we respond to things, and what our next steps will be. In other words, we have the power to better our situation and not just be flung about by the winds of fate (or, rather, by our own decisions).

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    Though some people would argue that morality is something that's learned through experience, Lickerman told Bored Panda that "our sense of morality may actually be neurologically wired into us." However, this doesn't mean that acting morally or responsibly is easy or the go-to decision for most of us.

    #4

    This Subreddit Never Said Bad Or Good Karma!

    This Subreddit Never Said Bad Or Good Karma!

    medallionstallion Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lovely. Good on the both of them.

    Audora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaannd there goes my bad mood.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not, it's just the tights stretched over her knees

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering a similar story in the past was found out to be a scam, I sure hope this one is sincere. I’m tired of having feel good stories debunked because some people are shitty.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE HER KNEES CENSORED!?!?!?!?!

    Belandriel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're too sexy? Or maybe she's got nipples on her knees?!?! :O

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    Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are her knees blurred more than her face

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know. My catholic school was also against us baring our knees.

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    David Retsler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same story that was found to be fake and the retards were charged for fraud?

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s the one with the gentlemen spending the last of his $20 to get a stranded woman gas. I can’t believe people will prey on the kindness of others.

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    #5

    Got What He Deserved

    Got What He Deserved

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    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one point to big good bois and zero to the dickhead

    Sarcasm101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to adopt this dog please

    S. Tor Storm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool story, but seems a little unlikely, gotta say

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit... Just let me believe...

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    Silre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are these doggos, I wish to buy them some steaks.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when animals take their revenge on the people who are cruel to them. Asshole fully deserved this. He could’ve easily decided to give this dog a pat on the head instead of a kick.Then his car would’ve been guarded and protected instead of rightfully destroyed.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that there's stray dogs and cats, it makes me depressed. They should all have homes and be loved.

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want every single one of those dogs and this proves that dogs are more than just some mammal that walks on four legs and eats bones

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that dogs understand English? And the language of whatever country in which they live? Cats do too. That is why they ignore you so often.

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    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends why the dog was kicked. If the dog attacked the guy, the kick was in self defense. I don't like stories that lack enough context. Boo.

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    #6

    Rip Him

    Rip Him

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate poachers! I even love cockroaches more than them

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate is a strong word. It's the right word, but still...

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elephant: "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me."

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great but now the elephant has scum under it.

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up. Why was he that close to the elephant? He should have been able to shoot the poor animal from a safe distance.

    Yolande Labbé
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually they are coward enough to stay far but he probably miss and the elephant was able to get him before he could ran far enough.

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    Lxm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame that the elephant was shot though. That's super sad.

    Tasha S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor elephant died on a pile of crap.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big game hunters will come back as one of the big game they'd hunted.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Score! Hunter: 0. Elephant: Infinity.

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    Lickerman told Bored Panda that we tend to need some sort of push to make us act responsibly. "People, in general, need a motivation to accept responsibility for their actions," he said. That motivation could be pretty much anything, however, Lickerman suggests that accepting responsibility for our actions "may actually make us stronger, more resilient."

    He added that it's difficult to say where the limits of our ability to change ourselves to match our own perceptions are. "Research shows our self-perception is a very powerful influencer of our behavior. Can’t say it’s been quantified. It won’t change immutable characteristics, like personality characteristics, but it will change behaviors," he said.

    In his first book, The Undefeated Mind, Lickerman explains how research has begun to show that belief in good (what is just and fair) and evil (what is unjust and unfair) may be "far more universal than previously thought." Psychologist Marc Hauser and his colleagues conducted an internet study with 5,000 subjects in 120 countries, asking them to "render moral judgments and to justify them" in moral scenarios. One of them was the infamous trolley problem where you have to choose between killing one person and five.

    #7

    Just Mad I Tell You

    Just Mad I Tell You

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a very good idea to steal the bike back. I would love to see the persons expression after they realised what happened..

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not theft if it is your bike.

    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great strategy, but I would've gotten the Police involved...

    Judith Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how she stands and LOVE that smile!!!

    Janelle Collard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy has the IQ of a grape. :)

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’d be funny in a twisted way if it wasn’t her bike, and the guy was just trying to sell it for real.

    Krista Sinaga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cool, you are a one of a kind woman

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the smile on her face! I'm in love.

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    #8

    Goodbye, Monster

    Goodbye, Monster

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    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn right he faced no charges

    Diddlybop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Robert Catte it's because raping a five year old girl is wrong in so many ways, so it acceptable for the father to beat him up. I think any good parent would go that far to protect their kid

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    S. Tor Storm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good! They should put the corpse in jail.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, bury him, dig him up, hang-draw-quarter him, set him on fire, and then dump the charred remains into a superfund site.

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    AnInrovert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who rapes a FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD??? Who even RAPES, and WHY?

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible monsters, demons, dirtbags, pieces of f*****g s**t that's who. I hate them all and hope they rot in f*****g hell

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    Tom Susala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've beat the offender within an inch of his life and cut off his privates...

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop at an INCH when you can stop at a NANOMETRE? Or not stop at all?

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 year old? 5???? I think everyone would be justified to ripp that monster to pieces.

    Carlota
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get this hero a medal

    Ripley Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly hard to feel pity for a child rapist...

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    #9

    Well This Says Something

    Well This Says Something

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    EA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this is funnier cos of the irony, or when he had to either come out to his congregation to not look like a liar, or apologise to his conversation and look like a total TWAT. Sincerely hope those followers left his church and used the donations to help those in need, rather than pay this guy’s wages.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt they left. Cultists are very good at ignoring things that contradict their beliefs. Look a Trumpsters

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    fu yu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks Christian leader was thinking too much about gay people's activity.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, when you think about it, homophobia's kinda gay.

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    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, in the bible it doesn't say anything about gay people going to hell or gets punished at all for being gay. Love the ones you love.

    Martha Hubbs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it does. Leviticus 18:22 describes it as detestable, and Leviticus 20:13 says they must be put to death. I am not a proponent of either of these, not homophobic in any way, shape, or form. I have just studied the Bible and it's scripture for over twenty-five years, and it does address it. And, no the word homosexual is not used rather it says, "if a man lies with another man..." These are not the only passages of scripture, these are just two that come to mind.

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    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly God likes us gays ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    Tequila4Two
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plottwist: shortly after that he came out as gay, just to prove his point. /jk

    Hadesdaughter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. IN THE BIBLE IT LITERALLY STATES THAT GOD LOVES EVERY ONE EQUALLY. THATS WHAT THEY TEACH IN BIBLE SCHOOL. also in the bible it also says that you can marry your sister soo.

    BIG FOOT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm buddy I think that was when there were no rules and way back then.....

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    Lickerman writes: "The subjects agreed about which actions were moral and which weren’t in most of the scenarios, delineating in the process a set of moral principles that seem to be shared by members of all cultures—namely, that it’s less morally permissible to intentionally harm someone than to allow them to be harmed, that it’s less morally permissible to invent a way to cause harm than to cause harm with an existing threat, and that it’s less morally permissible to cause harm directly than to cause it indirectly. Yet the vast majority of subjects couldn’t name these reasons as their underlying justification for judging the actions in each scenario as they did."

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    He continues: "When we take moral action, we seem to rely not so much on moral reasoning as on moral intuition and then work backward to rationalize the judgments we’ve already made. (Which isn’t to say our moral intuition can’t and shouldn’t be influenced by reason, but rather that our moral intuition remains the primary driver of our moral decision making.)." However, where our moral intuition comes from is still unclear. However, our conception of good, the desire to provide help and prevent harm might be "rooted [...] in the psychological and perhaps even neurological processes of the human mind."

    #10

    Karmadillo

    Karmadillo

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    Okay Dokey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comment wins the Internet. Also why the f**k would shoot an armadillo?

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is the land of the free and unfathomably stupid.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably the angle the bullet hit it - angled armor is a concept used for military vehicles to deflect projectiles as well

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    Iapetos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What stupid piece of human waste would shoot an armadillo?

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small, four-legged armored tanks. Armor-dillos.

    Purr·maid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karmadillo...... The word of the day.

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    #11

    Got What They Deserved

    Got What They Deserved

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't come to the hood without asking the king.

    K.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be lion to me. You must be a master of puns.

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poachers deserve to get bit.

    Kashmir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job lions!! Keep up the great work!!

    Candy Rae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they didnt get heartburn from him

    JENAVIVE RIVERA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are all women tto there the ones who really fight

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there are two male lions in this group. You see it from the fringe at the side of the faces. There's a sub-species of lions in Tsavo National Park where the males don't usually have an impressive mane. They're also more useful for hunting than the big-maned fellows

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    #12

    Kid Refuses To Move His Legs, Guy Sits On Them Instead

    Kid Refuses To Move His Legs, Guy Sits On Them Instead

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the kids mom to his right, she needs disciplining way more than the kid.

    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even let my kid sit like that in the first place, so yes she does.

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    Sarcasm101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moms asleep tryna hide behind her sunglasses lol

    rerocherry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid’s reaction is priceless

    Phica Dorroff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooo that's what I do when my siblings won't move their legs

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame the parent for letting the child behave so abominably.

    AlexG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little punk got what he deserved

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom is checked tf out.

    Joan Marie Wiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a punk. He needs to be disciplined!

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    Meanwhile, becoming responsible for our actions can have the added benefit of making us stronger and more resilient. In his book, Lickerman alludes to a study led by psychologist Kurt Gray where participants would hold up a 5-pound weight, would be given a dollar, and half of then would be given the opportunity to donate it to charity. Donating the money made the participants able to hold up the weight 7 seconds longer than the control group.

    "Why? According to Gray, because doing good increases our sense of agency, or potency, a phenomenon he terms moral transformation. (Interestingly, this effect wasn’t seen only with acts of charity but also with acts of villainy.) [...] Which all suggests a reason that action in the moral sphere, whether good or evil, makes us strong: it requires us to be. Or, at least, that’s what we think people who take moral action are: research shows that we’re cognitively biased to 'typecast' people who take such action as resilient—-a bias, it turns out, that affects not only our perception of others but also of ourselves," Lickerman writes.

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    "And when we perceive ourselves to be endowed with a particular quality, we have a tendency to conform to that perception. All of which implies that performing or even attempting to perform moral action may increase our resilience because it causes us to perceive ourselves as more resilient. This then makes us act, and therefore feel, as if we were."

    #13

    Amazing. Impeccable

    Amazing. Impeccable

    tinyzenji Report

    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the best thing I’ve read/learned this year

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it sucks and stinks at the same time :-D

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma is not only a b****, it's a nasty b****.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t happens....

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no... even an idiot doesn’t deserve what’s coming haha

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey, Dwayne? Does this gas taste like s**t to you?”

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    #14

    Instant Karma

    Instant Karma

    FaustinoXIV Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this one. If I recall correctly, the clerk wasn't sure whether to report it as they didn't know if a crime had been committed.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for America's Dumbest Criminals

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a really aggressive tipper.

    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahha i love the Skyrim reference

    shark172
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically he donated to the store

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know at the little store I live by, they are constantly making cash drops, so I just don't think thy keep a lot of money in the drawers

    Carrie Roettger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a store ,don't remember which store that had a $2 bill. In one of the cash slots that we were never supposed to pull out unless we were in danger The was a pressure switch or touch switch or something underneath it that set of an alarm to the police or security firm and would get us help.

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    #15

    Guy Is A Jerk To A Police Officer In An Unmarked Car

    Guy Is A Jerk To A Police Officer In An Unmarked Car

    BehindBlueLine Report

    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE it when a bad driver is caught out. This is a special kind of karma. Overtook me even though I was doing the speed limit? Oh look, speed camera van ahead! What a shaaaame.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, pass me if you have to, I don’t care, but just go on past. Don’t make a rude gesture, or be menacing, or try to bully me when you do it, or I will memorize your license number, dial 911 on my cellphone, and report you for aggressive driving. I had to do exactly that once before when I was the target of a road bully who decided I wasn’t going fast enough when I was already going a tad over the speed limit myself. Got a callback from the officer assigned to investigate. My record was clean, but turns out the other guy had an extensive record for aggressive driving. The cop believed my report and charged him.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw karma like this once. I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and one guy thought he'd be clever and cut ahead of people by driving in the breakdown lane. None of us would let him into line. He kept trying...until he came face to face with a cop standing in the breakdown lane, who immediately gestured "pull over." We all honked and yelled driving by him while he got his ticket.

    Saoznei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have felt so goooood hitting that button 😁

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a coffee shop I used to hang out, there was one obnoxious regular who would screech his tires when he left the parking lot. One day he did that and less than a second later we heard the chirp of a police siren and saw the glow of red and blue lights. The whole friggin cafe erupted in a cheer.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I one time slowed down for a family of ducks on an otherwise empty and tight road. Indicating that even if you can't see what I'm slowing down for something, it's better to also slow down and ask questions later. Some idiot behind me thought he could just pass me with high speed (and he would have ran over the duckies), so I honked, janked my steering wheel to totally block the road and made him park in the grass. You're welcome sir. No duckies died at that moment. Maybe I broke someone's ego, but that was just a bonus.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a really boring car that's either used by repair men or old ladies, confusing the hell out of people by doing things like that. It's the best. The car is too.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was walking across a cross walk on campus. Car stopped for me, the car behind them was pissed, blowing their horn and too busy flipping them off as they drove around to notice me. Ended up hitting me (thankfully at a very slow speed) and I bashed the hood of their car to get their attention because they hadn't even noticed that they were still, in fact, hitting me. I put a dent in that hood and when the driver is sitting there cry and apologizing I was like "This is a college campus, there are a million and one crosswalks, the speed limit is 20mph...I'm not hurt but just stunned that someone could be this stupid. I hope if you are a student you are taking some drivers ed."

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High School where my kid goes. ! girl says to another, go ahead just walk if they hit you it's their fault. I personally printed the law out (all 500+ pages) so all students would be aware that in Az. at least, if you are not in a crosswalk, it is not in fact the drivers fault. School gave a copy to every child (or at least one in every family) Probably won't stop the dumb ones but...

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousins ex-boyfriend was known for going through Monte Carlos like tissue paper. He'd race around in them all day and was a general jerk to anyone else on the road. One guy, in particular, appeared to be road raging against her boyfriend. He followed the boyfriend down the freeway, on and off exit ramps..etc. When the boyfriend stopped to confront the guy, he was surprised to see a gun stuffed in his face. Turns out it was a cop in an unmarked car. Idiot boyfriend never realized there was a siren blaring and lights flashing. Needless to say he had to be bailed out of jail. And now you know why he's my cousins ex.

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I almost choked on my water LOL!!!

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    With nearly 1.9 million members and 8.5 years of getting their show on the road, the ‘Instant Karma’ community is one of the leviathans of Reddit. However, don’t think that they’re just about seeing only unethical people get punished. They also urge their members to post examples of folks getting rewarded for good behavior as well.

    Examples of delayed karma or scripted events are, obviously, not permitted on this subreddit. The name of the community is pretty self-explanatory. What’s more, r/instantkarma’s moderators have pointed out that they have no tolerance for calls to violence.

    Just because somebody deserves to be punished doesn’t mean that redditors should pour hatred and vile language online. Of course, discussions are encouraged, but they have to be civil. Exactly like people ought to be in real life.

    #16

    I Don’t Know If It Belongs Here!

    I Don’t Know If It Belongs Here!

    AleyFarooq_ Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's screwed, look at how many police there are in that picture

    Black Panther11
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at this moment he knew that he f*cked up

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    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t matter when the judge is truly fair. Look at all those people supporting the constable, it would be meaningful either way.

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    Joan Marie Wiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she’s holding his chain 😂

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's our officer mate, mess with her get the lot of us.

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say she is walking him like the dog he is, but most dogs I know treat people better than that.

    Aamna Shah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, drag him to the police station and teach him not to mess with women. All female police officers should slap him daily. So proud of this strong sister!

    Dragon Burning
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole SWAT came to make sure he ain't escaping.

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instant karma. Backfiring points 100

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell the cops do not like lawyers, especially this guy who will accidentally fall down some stairs.

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    #17

    Respect Your Mother

    Respect Your Mother

    dobbyisafreepup Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children need discipline, I don't understand why parents just give in and don't set boundaries

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think sometimes you feel so embarrassed that your child is kicking off in public so you want to do whatever it takes to get them to stop. It's not the best parenting but I can see why it happens.

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    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at a grocery store, one time this kid was throwing a fit wanting a Reese's Cup. Mom said no, so the kid took one off the shelf and crushed it, figuring Mom would have to buy it if it was damaged, which she did; she handed it to me and told me to scan it and then throw it in the trash.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had a very simple solution for this. She just ignored me and when she got fed up, she'd push me away and tell me that I'm perhaps better off with other parents who liked to raise spoiled annoying children. Worked like a charm.

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents think they are being "nice." The nice thing to do is to teach your children that we don't always get what we want. That prepares them for life as an adult.

    Klaus Hargreeves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmm... now I want candy at 4:27 in the morning.

    Kainaath Khan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When parents give in, that is when they destroy the future generation. Children need to be taught the meaning on No, means No. Works for a lots of other things too later in life.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was working at a grocery store in the 80s, there was an older woman in my line with a young boy that I presume was her grandchild. Said child was having a hissy fit because he wanted a candy bar & she kept telling him no. Finally the kid hauled back and slugged her hard in the belly, at which point she *grabbed a chocolate bar and added it to her groceries.* As an employee I wasn't allowed to say anything, but my gods I wanted to (sarcastically) congratulate her on rewarding him for his violence.

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so terrible. Womder how he turnes out as an adult ☹️

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    MadamButterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are six siblings and were always polite in public and at home. Mum is the best,But we knew if she gave us a certain look sh•t would go down.

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Gee, it's amazing being a neuro-typical normie, amirite?! That you can just "figure" people out solely by looking at them. Please dear normie, tell me how us "defective" autistic people like myself are "lesser" beings because we just can't "get" those "certain" looks that your mother used on you guys. Please, go on...I mean, more often than not, whenever you go out and you see some normie mom giving that look to her kid and he/she isn't responding to "the look"...is very likely that is NOT because that kid is being a jerk.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a similar story involving a man buying all the remaining apple pies at McDonalds for the same reason.

    Charity Amante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once an elderly lady at the store thanked me for not buying my fit-throwing 3 year old a toy. I don't think regular old parenting needs recognition but it was sweet of her. Also sad so many parents are scared to give kids consequences. I always say my job is to keep them from being in jail and help them be employable.

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    #18

    Gave Him The Express Shipping Option For Free

    Gave Him The Express Shipping Option For Free

    blackxparty Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad the driver wasn't charged. As one who was in the delivery business for 30 years, I was in fear of my life on a couple of occasions. Not as easy a job as one my think.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao the comment same day shipping hahahaha

    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop saying that comment over and over in my head! "Same day shipping"

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though he wasn't charged, it must have been terrifying for the driver anyway.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To F**k around is Human, to Find Out is Divine

    Bruh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read (then died after he was punched back) I spit out my drink

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha same day shipping

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I felt bad for too short a moment.

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    #19

    Snowman 1, Driver 0

    Snowman 1, Driver 0

    Vlancing Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was stumped as to how that happened.

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wouldn’t have seen that coming from a treelion miles

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. I hate those miserable-minded sods who can't let other people have something nice. I hope the repairs were expensive.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snowman seems very proud of himself

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even do that in the first place? What an ass.

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the driver do that in the first place. Thats just COLD

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a story board for a sitcom.

    Kelly Tinker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think hitting that much packed snow would have still damaged the car anyway. Snow can became pretty heavy and solid compared to cars that are pretty much made of plastic and thin metal meant to crumple in a collision....

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    #20

    Bye Bye

    Bye Bye

    NearbyDANKSTER Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a teacher do that?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of sociopaths can be attracted to teaching, amongst other professions, as they can exercise power over the lives of others, and make the rules I guess

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    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the hateful crap she was teaching her students!?!

    Moriarty2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Georgia Clark she taught in Fort Worth, Texas (a largely Hispanic school district). After this happened students came forward to reveal other racist actions/comments she made like asking a Hispanic student that requested a bathroom hall pass, "show me your papers that are saying you are legal."

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    Mazama de Soto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, she won her appeal to get her job back, with back pay.

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any doubt that Trumpism brings out the worst in many people???

    Nikki Hilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the end of the story--she sued FWISD and got her job back, the bitch.

    Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a B* I'm a teacher and I could never imagine doing this. Makes me so mad!

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    #21

    One Plate Of Karma Coming Up

    One Plate Of Karma Coming Up

    reddit.com Report

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five gangs?? Damn, he's gonna be in a lot f pain!

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIIIISSSSS! I wonder what all he tutored them on? This is such a heartwarming story to me lol

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say you may end up in a bad neighborhood... This was the time when 5 bad neighborhoods came to a jerk to tell him his wrong wherever he was.

    Victorya Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tutor gang members in highschool. My family was VERY abusive. One day I went in pretty beaten up (my brother had thrown me down the stairs). My brother was jumped after school. I got in even more trouble, but at least I knew SOMEONE cared.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best thing ever. That kid has friends for life.

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    #22

    Mayor Dishes Out Karma On Litterer

    Mayor Dishes Out Karma On Litterer

    Jontolo Report

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some asshole dumped all his garbage out of his car onto the pavement outside our house. He forgot some of that trash included his name and address. The police were very happy to collect it ...

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great man. Sometimes people can be really sniffy about 'do gooders sticking their nose in' but this is the kind of thing that can be achieved by someone that isn't going to let it go.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In happened in India few months back. The bikers had to ride back a few hundred kilometres back to collect their thrash (I hope I remembered correctly)

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really not that difficult to wait until you're near a garbage receptacle to throw away trash.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone littered out of their car driving in front of me. I pulled up next to the bag (takeout food) and picked it up. I followed them home (they were turning into the same neighborhood as me anyways) and when they parked and exited the car I threw the trash on their lawn while yelling "you dropped something" and sped off.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a mighty expensive taco.

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    #23

    Just Play Defence

    Just Play Defence

    Smoothwhisp Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I love the counter strike logo at the bottom. Hilarious!

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    Lucille Varner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a transgender woman myself, I approve this message.

    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard. Perfect reply. Kudos to her

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @David Retsler- f*** all the way off.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh daaamn! I have wished so many times that I could do that when some creep sends me a pic of his privates! And just write something like "Dude, mine's bigger..." or something 😂😂😂😂 Being a woman on internet really makes you think defence.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all keep at least one dickpick somewhere to scare this kind of assholes.

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    Sarcasm101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her she’s my new role model 😌

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a (not requestedly received) d**k pic for this purpose.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsolicited d**k picks should be prosecuted no differently from a guy flashing someone on the street.

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    #24

    Reverse Brick

    Reverse Brick

    gabedavis46 Report

    Flowers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would be able to stop laughing if I saw that in person.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s get some popcorn and catch this comedy. I think the tag line is “watch this d!ck try to pull a dirty trick with a brick.” I have been very, very sleep deprived and making a lot of puns lately. Sorry, but feel free to continue.

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    #25

    Oh How The Tables Have Turned

    Oh How The Tables Have Turned

    BleacherReport Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh. Dwight might be moving to his friends in Africa.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not even if vultures like eating rotten meat, they'd still keep away from him.

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question I need some help with : why does the caption say "he could ONLY hug his father after winning 900K". What's with the "only" ? I'm not a native English speaker so I may not read it correctly.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it meant that he was so overwhelmed the only thing he could do was to hug his father, rather than say anything. The caption is a bit ambiguous so it could be read as a positive or a negative.

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    graye b
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "best towing service in the orlando area" "3.2 star rating" okay sure lol

    Notorious DBT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 3.2 stars isn't anything to brag about unless it's 3.2 stars out of 3.2 stars.

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    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what?! even if it's fortnite they still achived something! why are you ppl on twitter being rude?! If that was my kid i would still be proud.

    Toasty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 1 mil for coming in 5th?!? Damn! I think I'll start playing fortnite.

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop sharing things on the internet... just use it for memes and work emails

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn kid, if you win 900K I don't care how you did it- super proud parent !!

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Best towing service in the area" at 3.2 stars? I dread to think what the others are like...

    Triplet13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google Maps there dozens of towing people in the Orlando area with a better rating than 3.2

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    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Dwight is fired and his c**k cut off so he can’t procreate. He’s horrible and he’s threatening someone over a comment on social media. I love the Orlando PD making him know he’s a piece of s**t and his threats won’t fly. F**k him he’s trailer trash who couldn’t raise a child bright enough to qualify let alone come in 13th like this amazing kid did!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who even cuts off c*cks? Bad circumcizors? Reptilian prostitutes? Headhunters with dirty minds? That one chameleon guy from Futurama?

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    Kim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, it’s not the article. It’s the comments. Haha

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    #26

    Instant

    Instant

    rromero26 Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some cops seem to be trying to give their profession a rotten image?

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow a dog was just barking since that's what dogs do, and he actually thought it was a good idea to murder the dog for no reason? I mean if this is an American cop then I'm not surprised but still.... geez

    Ari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately some cops are too trigger happy and have total disregard for animal lives because they can get away with it.

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    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this A-hole be more competent with a gun?

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! aren't cops trained to do this stuff? really?

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    Whitney Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok i have nothing againt cops but this one should be fired! He shouldnt shoot a dog for barking! thats what they do

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if he's a cop, he should be fired because he *couldn't*, not shouldn't, shoot a dog for barking (and shot himself)! Nothing against dogs—I have one—but what kind of cop is so f___g bad with a gun?!

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    Monika Rhodes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got charged. Isn't that a crime trying to shoot a police dog anyway?

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was trying to shoot a dog in someone's yard that was barking at him. Shot himself trying to get the gun out of the holster. Served him right.

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    PrincessTheSiameseKat
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    4 years ago

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    nooooo poor puppers, he got what he deserved

    Lúthien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'training' merely 'Here is your gun, go shoot something'?

    Requiem
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    4 years ago

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    no stupid, theres certain reasons cops will shoot a dog. Not just because it was being a pain in the ass.

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs' barking is free speech.

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    #27

    All's Well, It Ends Well

    All's Well, It Ends Well

    studentactivism Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they look like such nice boys.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should put their own mugshots on the homepage..

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    Stephanie Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell you how awesome this is...my sister was seriously mentally ill and had her mugshot put up by these assholes and refused to take it down...she committed suicide

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How they had access to the mugshots ? It's not for police only ?

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're public record. That's what's stupid about it, threatening people when anyone can look them up for free.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mugshot sites and mags should be illegal! Not only are they a form of blackmail/extortion, they also violate the principle of innocent till proven guilty. How many lives have they ruined?

    Howie Northcutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I totally agree with the innocent until proven guilty. Some of these guys haven't even went to trial yet and get their mugshots put up in these magazines.Polk county Florida is the worst about putting peoples mug shots in public view.

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    Michelle C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show even further that criminals are idiots...mugshots are public record, if someone wants to see it they can look it up for free. My local news network posts the mugshot of the last 300 arrests daily and you can search a person on the DOC website. Paying these two was pointless.

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right one looks like albert artez without no hair

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone take a screenshot. They will be deleted once they repay everyone back.

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would it cost to remove these? (scnr)

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    #28

    Hit And Run Driver Forgot Something

    Hit And Run Driver Forgot Something

    Royal__Tenenbaum Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your car wants to snitch on you

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as soon as he rams the car *text box appears* 'your car did not enjoy that you *ssh*le'

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're a low life when even your licence plate has more decency than you.

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to my brother and sister-in-law. A drunk driver hit their car late one night while they were asleep and then fled. Upon further inspection, they noticed the front license plate buried in the grill of their car. Car was totaled. Dude got arrested for drunk driving and fleeing the scene and my brother got a brand new car :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad that the drunk driver only hit a parked car. It could have been much worse. :-(

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, why couldn't they put traceable confetti in car bumpers? I.e. lots of tiny tagged particles embedded in the bumper that can be traced to the VIN. And while we're at it, put it on every bullet too. They already put it in Tasers which aren't even supposed to be deadly.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg .. 1) how fast were you going to leave your license plate with the other car?! 2) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Teri Campisi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a picture,thrn take the plates to the cops!

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he parked in a no parking zone though? A ticket plus smashed car = really crappy day

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of it it looks like he was hit and then stopped to inspect the damage.

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    #29

    Anti-Gay Politician Caught Fleeing A 25-Man Orgy

    Anti-Gay Politician Caught Fleeing A 25-Man Orgy

    Report

    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was during Corona lockdown.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest homophobes are often closeted homosexuals.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup... the idea that being gay is a choice also implies that being straight is a choice. So I think that a lot of the people who throw that idea around are closeted.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing wrong with an orgy, but just shut up about the anti-gay stuff

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and probably not during a pandemic.

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reportedly, he climbed down a sewing pipe, totally naked. Anyone dare asking where they found a small pack of extasy he took away with him ?

    Sadia Timmermans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was caught running around naked in the street with a backpack with drugs in it! A man walking his dog I think called the cops. Ah justice...

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Hungarians are still laughing in tears when thinking of this incident.

    Tibor Hornok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indded. Are we proud of him for this performance, or he's a shame for us :D

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some time there was a plaque in the spot where he was caught (butt-naked) commemorating the end of his career.

    Tibor Hornok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our beloved Jozsef Szajer :D He get what he deserved!

    Pete Papadopoulos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Salvador Dali design his ears? "The Persistence of Dumbass"

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    #30

    Goddamn Hypocrites

    Goddamn Hypocrites

    Ready20000 Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mathematical burn!! Apply Aloe Vera exponentially..

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    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Hailey Beckham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the person that commented has a higher I.Q than the person who tweeted.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said "... of OUR world" not of YOUR world. I can still agree with something even if I do it too.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they could be talking about themselves.

    Levi Mittman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d want her in my grill, make a nice fire

    iWood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh math burn! I love those!

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    #31

    Revenge At Its Finest

    Revenge At Its Finest

    _skrt_skrt_ Report

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I handled a comp case once - lady fired for allegedly stealing. I interviewed a bunch of people and her supervisor last... Who lied a blue streak to me. The supervisor set her up to get her fired, this was a psych case. Poor victim got her claim accepted and supv got fired. People suck.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people realize that the only successful way to get through life is by doing the right thing?

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good friend of mine was framed by management for stealing so he could be fired. He went home and hung himself. The company had done the same to two other people before him.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I worked for a pizza place who fired him for theft, fast forward a year after the feds have been investigating and the owner fled to south America and the pizza places were shut down over night

    C.S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another reason besides E Coli and sub par food to not go there, ever.

    Meredith Gossland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWWWWEEEEET! And she'll never have to work again.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anybody explain "workman's comp", please? From context, I understand it is some kind of compensation for work realted injuries?

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    #32

    Politicians Get A Taste Of Their Legislations

    Politicians Get A Taste Of Their Legislations

    Penben99 Report

    Lxm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That folks is why you shouldn't drink raw milk.

    AlphaPuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up on raw milk. I can drink straight from the cow (after being refrigerated) but my wife cant cause she didnt grow up on a ranch. When the body is conditioned to only handle pasteurized milk, it rejects the real deal. Just like when people voluntarily go gluten free for years and then suddenly they are allergic to gluten.

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    Aria Singh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG PASTERIZATION WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!

    Jenna Jedden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my west virginian ass over here like 🤡

    DaVo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, we used to by raw milk from a farm nearby. Rural area and all. First thing you do is boil it. Duh.

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiling kills the bacteria - pseudo pasteurization. (also used to order raw milk from a farm as a kid and boil it before consuming)

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    C.S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the military. Some new guy comes in, wants to change things, but us older dogs have been there, seen it, tell ya why it won't work (because we've seen it) and the new young guys think they've had some new great idea, before it all goes to s**t. Again. There's a reason we pasturized milk. Idiots.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe some farms in the UK sell raw milk but there are a lot of written warnings on the machines about it how bad it could be for you and if you still want to drink it, you do so at your own risk

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always drink raw milk.. I've never been sick.. is the farm he got his at not testing for salmonella?

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw milk is not bad in any way, unless you have a Salmonella problem at your farm

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EHEC is a much more common issue then salmonella, a increasing problem.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK you can buy raw milk but the legislation about production is waaaay stricter than for milk due to be pasteurised.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair is fair, I grwe up drinking milk 10 minutes after it left the cow, no harm done but we were careful with our cows. Gonna guess... not so much for other people?

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    #33

    Actually Happened Instantaneously, At The Moment Of Impact

    Actually Happened Instantaneously, At The Moment Of Impact

    sophieperez_ Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars just won't stop snitching on their owners

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car looks like it's laughing at all this

    Hailey Beckham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite kind of karma!!! XD

    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been hit this hard...it hurts!

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be good to make all license plates with ink that leaves an impression.

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    #34

    This Is Venice City Hall Right After The Approval Of A Climate Change Denial Amendment

    This Is Venice City Hall Right After The Approval Of A Climate Change Denial Amendment

    LorenzoBagnato Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just let that sink in what a bad decision it was

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the sculpture "politicians discussing global warming" by Isaac Cordal in Berlin. politician...9600c0.jpg politicians-discussing-global-warming-sculpture-by-isaac-cordal-berlin-5ffeb849600c0.jpg

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venice? *Venice*?? Denies climate change???

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climate change denial ? in Venice ? seriously ?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venice council: "No climate change exists!" .. Mother Nature: "I love a challenge!"

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad state of the world because of old greedy farts

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no climate change, there is no climate change, there is...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *window shatters* You're wrong. Also, thanks for the fish.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ll get this approved, lord willing and the creek don’t rise. Wait, what?

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in Venice, that really is stupid. They know that the "acqua alta" happens more often now than it used to.

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    #35

    Karma

    Karma

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This jerk and his jerk brother tried to capitalize off the pandemic by buying up all the sanitizer supplies they could find to sell at a profit until Amazon and eBay forbid it.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark when the pandemic startet there were shops that sold bottles of hand sanitizers. First bottle was about three or five dollars - second (and more) cost about ten times as much. Fabulous! No hoarding, no artificial shortages, no egotist pirateering capitalism

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    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember him. It was him and his brother. They tried to resell it on Amazon at crazy high prices. They donated it all as their restitution.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were forced to "donate" it when the police confiscated it.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands they would be in trouble for storing highly flammable goods in a residential area. Which means a fine, confiscation of the goods and possibly a criminal conviction.

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any time I see this photo I am reminded of the clip I saw of the mother sobbing in a Wal-mart because she couldn't find any diapers for her baby during the first few days of the lock down in the US back in March. When are people going to learn ...we are all in these situations TOGETHER. Selfishness during times of need is deplorable to the core.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right, you greedy, stupid so-and-so.

    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to see scalpers f*cked over :)

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause when big companies do it on a daily basis it's normal, but when random people see an opportunity it's outrageous. Don't get me wrong, I think they're douches. But it's also common and daily practise

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he cleaned them up alright..

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally remember this! Amazon was shutting down Accts because of people like him. And between sanitizer & TP there were plenty to get rid of!

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow it's the guy from my math homework!! It's truly an honor, sir!!

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    #36

    Moral Guy

    Moral Guy

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your past(history) catches up with you..

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyway... why woman in underwear it's obscene? don't get it.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's just women in underwear.... the poses suggest something more.... pleasure related. Lol

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    Hiker Chick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I leaned about targeted ads when I was still married to my ex and random porn images would pop up on the family computer, sometimes in view of our kids. Of course he denied his obvious browsing history. Amazingly, after the divorce and a new computer, no more porn ads.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm female and probably Asexual, meaning I have little to no interest in sex. I am constantly targeted by such ads? Why I have no idea. Nobody has access to my device besides me. My theory is that when you have all the settings set to "don't track" and "no targeted ads" that crap becomes the default.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical ad, scantily clad women "check out all sexy Asian ladies in [Insert a village next to mine]" OK A) I'm not a guy B) that village probably doesn't have one Asian ... so stupid

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got their hand caught in the 'cookie' jar!

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his wife was shopping online for some lingerie? Shown pictures don’t seem very “vulgar” to me.

    Cvt Fsn HeadtoHeels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people fail to realise how ads work. Once a famous local comedian in my area tried being funny by posting a screenshot of how his instagram explore page only had women in skimpy clothes and swimwear and he tried to add a misogynistic pun as well. I replied showing my own explore and those of the 2 other Instagram accounts I handle, one which had only travel related content, another had only fashion and beauty and the last had events and services. Not a skimpy picture in sight because I don't actively follow or go searching for them.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I usually reply when people asks why porn ads show up in their browsing and socials. They're never happy when I explain them.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's fault is this? Oh, it's mine. Ok, I'll just go away now...

    Carol Tocci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plain speak; watch porn, get porn.

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    #37

    Order Them To Stop

    Order Them To Stop

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's becoming more and more apparent that lawmakers think that their laws don't apply to them

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think they get an extra buzz from drafting a law and then going home that night and doing that very thing? That's all I can think.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Imagine his wife being the executioner of the sentence.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not above the law even if you wrote the law.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He who dealt it, felt it.

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live by the sword, die by the sword

    C.S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much like the "pro-life" crowd pressuring their mistresses to get abortions. Or not advocating for wearing masks and distancing. You two faced #(*&$'s.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens with ALL hard line conservatives.

    Beverly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a horrible law anyway. The people in that province are evolving backward.

    Valerie Linares
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean it's a "horrible" law?? Seriously!!?? Committing adultery is a horrible thing and should be punished accordingly!

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    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all smoke and mirrors. " I hate this type of behavior and would never do that" while "doing that"

    Sara Diogo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me sad. It's frightening to see physical punishments spreading across the world.

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    #38

    Got What He Deserved

    Got What He Deserved

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    narcissistic guys like you just won't accept the fact that they all ugly😪

    ShutUpsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark skinned women are QUEENS. Like a together coloured skin. We all pretty.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly question - what happened to his lips? Looks like he got smacked in the face.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's infected from trying to kiss his own a**e..

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    Wassssssup!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW ON EARTH DID THE FIRST POST GET 191 LIKES?

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boy stfu with your smeagol looking ass, dark skin girls are the color of life and they're f*****g gorgeous

    SushiPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its crazy how many likes that racist comment got.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaat? I think dark skinned ladies are beautiful! Wished I had there skin and hair! I'm envious... those hairs! *_* (mine are just boring plain. -_-)

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you're just as beautiful as this man is dumb. We all have our flaws/insecurities. That, my fellow Panda, just makes us prettier.

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    #39

    Block An Electric Charging Station... Get Towed

    Block An Electric Charging Station... Get Towed

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he can afFORD the ticket..

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but taking up 2 parking spaces, that's one of my pet peeves

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    backing into a spot is proper and should be law but you have to know how. He would be even shittier if he had pulled into the spot and screwed it up.

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more pissed about the way he's parked rather than him blocking the charging station

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen a tow truck like that.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this is a rather common occurrence at EV chargers by assholes with tiny penises in big trucks. usually lifted.

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the towing fees were REALLY expensive!

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about 200€. That's Germany on the picture.

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Ford F-150 pickup owner being an rectal sphincter opening? Hard to believe.

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an EV owner I have yet to see this behaviour, I honestly think signage needs to be better in many places. But sometimes it’s so obvious it hurts and people just don’t care.

    Boopie Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk they could do that (lift a truck out to tow). That is beyond cool.

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made my day. I hate this kind of people. It's the car company's fault too that produces cars this big. Only in "Murcia hahaha ps: This picture was made in Italy but the car is made with proud in "Murica.

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    #40

    Firefighters Had To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street

    Firefighters Had To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't understand that those pipes don't bend when water is flowing

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More correct title would have been: "Firefighters LOVED To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street" because this jerk-behavior could cost lives.

    MalP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father in law did this a couple times when working as a fire fighter. Plus idiot who parked gets a ticket for parking in front of the hydrant!

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother is a firefighter, he would have pushed the car with his truck

    Borealbabe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he wouldn't have. He would lose his job for damaging the vehicle. The window can be replaced at the vehicle owners cost because he parked illegally blocking the hydrant. Replacing the whole car from taxpayer dollars is another story. Source: my dad the deputy chief of our fire dept.

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    Panda Inu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to smash the window?!

    Lúthien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the fastest solution, not like you can spend five mins planning it

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    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain THAT to your insurance company, Dimwit!

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of "Those laws don't apply to me, I'm too important to get a ticket". Hah!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like a scene out of "Backdraft"

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    #41

    What Goes Around Comes Around

    What Goes Around Comes Around

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I never understood why this is funny

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do u mean bunny ears in general? It's not meant as cruel generally, it's like a "joking friends" type of thing some people do, to have a fun silly photo. It's not for everyone I guess

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    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...this really isn’t funny once you reach adulthood. Sorry!🤷‍♂️😏

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is karma. People do it all the time unbeknownst to their friends/family or not, but their friends/family always find out later, and are probably/most likely fine with it.

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister used to do this all of the time.

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    #42

    Lil Coke

    Lil Coke

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    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well they asked for it, what a bunch of dumbasses

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's this one of those"How it started, how it's going" stories? :-D

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    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the perspective or... they look like twelve-year-olds to me?! Not just in comparison to the car, but also the policeman looks huge. They look like kids, and it's disturbing.

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's perspective, the girl in the middle(also the one getting pinned down by police officer) has a tattoo on her bum. And that usually indicates a person's age to be 18 or older. Hope this helps

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they going to snort it trhough their asses?

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on there's nothing wrong with some good old Coca Cola 😂😂

    Chriscella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These girls looka bout 10 to me...I'm getting old. and those poses!

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you don't post about it on the internet!

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a doing coke emoji?

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a tissue/blowing nose to me, but people use them for what they want

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always floored from the level of stupidity of idiots who broadcast their crimes online, like they think law enforcement is computer illiterate or something.

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    #43

    That's Great

    That's Great

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    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new Final Destination plot.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grim Reaper keeping that appointment no matter what

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... given the choice between the two, I'm willing to bet that he would be much happier with how he died.

    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he died after having a last beer

    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karmas like wait for it wait for it okay kill him now

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man, destined to hang will not drown, as the Russian saying goes. Apparently, there are exceptions.

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... maybe he was destined to die in a bar, and so he was able to escape the chair? ;-)

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If, after escaping death row, your first bright bulb moment is to visit a bar, you've lost every excuse not to get killed.

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    #44

    Karma

    Karma

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    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old boss did this! He wore a gas mask to work last year cos he thought the whole thing was ridiculous and blown out of proportion. What made him even more of an a**hole was the fact he did on the national Holocaust victim Memorial Day, which was a particular anniversary of (I think) prisoners being freed from a concentration camp.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tools are usable and make life easier. Gaetz does not qualify.

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loathe plenty of politicians but this dude is in a class all his own. What a scumball.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not just "a" tool, he's a wedge- the simplest tool known to man.

    Michael Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad the virus didn't do its job on his treasonous ass.

    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matt Gaetz is a TRAITOR to the American people. Absolute shill of a human being.

    Marlene James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tools are useful, don't insult tools.

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t believe it that’s fine, just don’t be a d**k about it

    Becky Greeley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope his constituents wake up and vote his churlish ways out

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    #45

    Woman Tried To Acid Attack Her Former Lover

    Woman Tried To Acid Attack Her Former Lover

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While riding on the back of his motorcycle!?!??!!

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was her plan? To burn him and then they both crash!?

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    lex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sympathy for her whatsoever. Acid attacks are one of the lowest, most disgusting things a human can do.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pouring acid on anyone is horrible as it stands but how stupid do you have to be to do it to the person you're riding a motorcycle with?

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof positive that hate makes u stoopid!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god shes a dumbass

    shark172
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell that she didn’t put much thought into it

    Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid is what stupid does.

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    #46

    Guy Parks On Stripes To Avoid Freezing Rain, Happens To Be Under A Leaky Pipe

    Guy Parks On Stripes To Avoid Freezing Rain, Happens To Be Under A Leaky Pipe

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda feel sorry for this one. He just wanted to get out of the rain and didn't really obstruct any free passage.

    Jessi Zultanky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of those striped areas are near disabled parking spots so we can get our wheelchair out of our car and people who park on the stripes are blocking our ramp exits so yeah he's in the wrong here

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    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you park on slanted stripes, that means that anyone who needs access for a wheelchair ramp can't get back in their car.

    Stephen Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a jerk, and got his come-uppance!

    M E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't park there Driphead duh

    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whahahaha. Karma in all capitals !

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a parking spot; I don't feel bad.

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    #47

    Just Remember The Quote, “ If I Get Corona, I Get Corona. It’s Not Gonna Stop Me From Partying”

    Just Remember The Quote, “ If I Get Corona, I Get Corona. It’s Not Gonna Stop Me From Partying”

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not even about if you get corona- what about the people around you?!

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't give a s**t if they got it - it's how many people they passed it on to!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep hearing : "If I get Corona, there's a 99% survival rate." How would they like to be in the hospital for 3 weeks, on a ventilator and in pain, then survive but have permanent, serious health problems? Also, lying in a hospital bed wondering who you infected.

    Jenifer Halpern
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wait! How many innocent people did these f**kups expose themselves to!? And how many of them died!?

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more concerned about the innocent people and family they came into contact with than them.

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this are the reason the rest of the world hates Americans.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in Florida, and I saw this happen. He said that while being interviewed ON THE NEWS.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwinism should not be allowed to breed..oh wait..that's usually the end result anyway

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    #48

    Deserved It

    Deserved It

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't even tag him right.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at a word and typing it is hard!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't spit on people if you don't want them to spit back

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were being hurtful and people called you out for it.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them should keep their opinions to themselves.

    Marina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, they're both unnecessarily hurthful

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is that this "comeback" is an insult against all people in that category, just like her original hurtful tweet was an insult to all men of average-ish height.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the point of the account - to show that the original poster is a hypocrite.

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    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a fat person, it’s easier to not be 200 pounds than to not be under 6’ tall. She’s insulting all guys whose height starts with 5, he’s just dishing it out back to her.

    BoredRaccoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the girls who judge based on height as much as I hate the guys who judge based on weight. But just FYI, whoever’s twitter name is “Meninist” is probably bad news

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a parody twitter account that gender swaps sexist tweets to show the op's hypocrisy.

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    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey they kinda did make it even tho

    Joan Marie Wiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? I’m over 30 and my height starts with 5’.

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    #49

    Taxi Driver Took A Much Longer Route Than We Agreed To. We Told Him To Stop The Car And Let Us Take Another Taxi. The Police Immediately Saw Him Stop And Fined Him

    Taxi Driver Took A Much Longer Route Than We Agreed To. We Told Him To Stop The Car And Let Us Take Another Taxi. The Police Immediately Saw Him Stop And Fined Him

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    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the police know what he did?

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopping was probably what was not allowed. Not the route part.

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably (don't know much about laws, I'm 13) close to extortion! (because you pay for miles)

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens everywhere to take advantage of tourists, usually. They've been cracking down on taxi drivers in Seoul in the lady few years. Too many taxi drivers taking advantage of tourists. Here, we have a number to call (there may be an app now) with the driver's info (shown in the back seat). The first fine is $300 or $500, second is more, third is suspension of their license.

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    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um actually its u bitches fault u made him get in trouble

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm puzzled by this one...

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as if he may have stopped in a lane of traffic, blocking the lane. Maybe?

    Jackson Gohn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he get pulled over for?

    Matthew Xu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the taxi driver makes you pay for miles, so that's why he/she was taking so long.

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    #50

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously don't get how 'gay' is an insult

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got 15000 bitcoins.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't bitcoins, they're bcoins. It's the like the "currency" you earn from watching streamers on twitch that let you unlock things for the channel.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, are we still using being gay to insult people? FFS.

    Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with being gay anyway?

    Rissie
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    4 years ago

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    Absolutely nothing. And that's why it's fun to just use someone's own "logic" against them.

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    Jessica Nametz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations is spelt wrong...

    Lena Hill
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    4 years ago

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it also depends on who it's from, if it is from a friend that KNOWS it won't bother you, that is different than a stranger that might be INTENDING for it to bother you. personally though I don't use it that way at all, even though I believe gay is not an insult, because there are those who have been hurt by it being used incorrectly. That said though what people do with their inner circle is their business, same as mine is my business. A friend can say yo bitch! but if a stranger does it- that would be weird.

    Janice H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come no one is annoyed by the fact that they misspelled congratulations?

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    #51

    Disturbing Your Siblings

    Disturbing Your Siblings

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's nothing to show off...who is worse, the kid or parent?

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither. Kid's being a brat so parents are showing him the consequences. The tape isn't touching his skin so he's not being hurt. Next time he might consider listening to mom/dad the first time.

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    Sarcasm101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that’s a hell of a collection

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not okay. Maybe the little one just wanted to be included. The other kids didn't need to take over the floor of whole room, ensuring no one else could play in this room, and if they wanted to lay out all their cards they should have done it out of the way. Taking a pic while your child is screaming because you find it funny is not okay, and would totally erode any trust this little guy would have in his parents. Especially because they let him be duct-taped to the chair, which I'm sure took some force and probably terrorized the child. This is horrible bullying of this little boy. This is also how shitty relationships between kids and parents begin. Then people wonder why no one visits them in the old folks home. People who find a child's pain amusing are sick.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my older kid is with his best friend, the small one find no space in their games, so he tries to sabotage their game. It's very difficult to find a solution in this situation.

    Anjali Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And the first thing y'all do is take a picture. Disappointing

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more thing! I'm not exactly sure what that has to do with Karma? It's a kid!

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good ad for the duct tape.

    Catarina Pupillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not cool. I think it should be removed. Where are the parents?

    Boopie Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids duct taped the brother, not the parents. As long as he wasn't truly hurt which it just looks like he's doing the fake cry.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I wasn't even done with that message. My point is, they are making valid points. It seems that a majority of you, think its okay! Great! However, it doesn't mean the people that don't think it's ok, are wrong. Because actually, it is not ok. No he is clearly not being physically hurt. Yet, Its a bit odd, when two older children do this, as a response to an annoying younger brother. Obviously, a majority of siblings and parents, don't do this to teach a little boy a lesson. To be a good boy and leave your older siblings, alone! That's what kids do! They are annoying!

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    #52

    Busted Not Paying For Your Taxi!

    Busted Not Paying For Your Taxi!

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this story or a very similar one. The driver offered to give back the phone if she posts an apology and pays the fare.

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a duplicate of #14 on this same list.

    Joan Marie Wiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this story already on this post?

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