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Oh, we like to think of ourselves as real hardy internet veterans who've seen it all and can't be surprised by anything anymore. The fact is, every once in a while, we come across something so ‘out there' that it reminds us that the waters of the net are vaster and more tempestuous than they might seem.

One place that's chock full of the weird things that people do and say online is the ‘insane people tweets' page (yes, yes, no capital letters to be found in the name). It's something else, I tell you, dear Pandas. Have a look at some of the most bizarre things that people have tweeted below, upvote the photos that caught your attention the most, and be sure to give the Twitter page a follow if you like how uncomfortable it makes you feel.

But a note of warning before you start: this really is just downright weird stuff that'll make you leave your comfort zone. Here be Twitter dragons. As well as dark humor and not-so-humor.

However, one person who's mastered the art of posting great content on social media is British comedy writer Ariane Sherine. She's an expert on what's quality and what's not and told Bored Panda that the rules that govern social media definitely don't apply in real life. "That's why people are so horrible to each other online, where there's no response except for text. You can't get punched in the face over Twitter! This lack of consequences can lead people to say crazy and awful things, secure in the knowledge that there won't be any real-world consequences."

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James016
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Back and to the left. Back and to the left*

Juliet Hadaway
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i once had a pet leach called doctor sinister. (had him/her for 2 hours on a camping trip before we let it go)

Mare Freed
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one now. But she feeds off raw liver, not my skin.

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Full of Giggles
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, leeches don’t cure crazy. Take your meds.

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the OP will continue to bleed for a while after removing Princess. Leeches secrete an anticoagulant.

Lisa Yario
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Handy if you need to get rid of a fresh bruise. Leeches are used in medicine to improve blood flow after some surgeries. Maggots are still used in medicine to get rid of necrotic tissue from bad wounds.

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leeches are amazing. But I wouldn't put a pink ribbon on them... So yeah, a little bit crazy, I'd say.

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Duchess Raven Waves
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not gonna make friends here but I think that she is cute. I respect the level of goth displayed here.

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get help for the ex. She is far beyond help.

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please welcome with me: Hannibal's girlfriend.

    plum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do actually make chew toys for neurodivergent people including adults!! theyre great!

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was just about to comment something along these lines, but I see you beat me to it! and yes they are great! :)

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure it totally normal...if you are in "Walking dead"

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this is a joke, this is the kind of thing I would sarcastically say

    Kappy Pfeiffer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the injury actually caused by you biting him repeatedly?

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: "They should make chew toys for adults." The world: "Fair, fair. Sure." This one random ass lady: "i UsEd To ChEw On mY eX's ArM. aLl ThE tImE. hAhA."

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might wanna get some psychological advice

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope she is joking

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do left foot braking in automatic cars

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    Karina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if you drive stick, you kinda have to use both feet

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drive an automatic car, using both feet is insane and dangerous even without crossing them!

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, done properly left foot braking is a very useful technique for car control in twisty conditions. However crossing your feet will lead to breaking s**t.

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    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a bit confused as to how you could only use one foot as where I find from the vast majority of cars are manual. I'm guessing if you drive an automatic you can use one foot for both the accelerator and the brake.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum has an automatic and if I drive it I keep my left foot waaayyy back so I don't accidentally hit both pedals at he same time.

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both. It's impossible to drive stick only with one foot

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, with an automatic transmission, please use only? The reason we manual drivers use two is because we have a clutch. Acceleration and braking should not be mixed up in case of an emergency.... Which is why some people probably do f up real badly.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update your life insurance policy and pray your car insurance people dont get wind of this.

    SuAlfons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German. I use both feet. Since all cars except for one I ever owned were manual. When I first drove a car with an automatic transmission, I breaked very hard with the left foot - and released it very gentle, just as you would do with the clutch pedal :-D

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's called braking, but she is likely to break something if she continues to drive like that.

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    In British comedian Ariane's opinion, sarcasm "can definitely" translate over social media. "And if a respondent doesn't realize, there'll always be someone to post the 'missed the point' stick man gif in reply! Sure, you can type an asterisk and say 'joke', but that kind of ruins the original joke," the social media virtuoso said, adding that there are subtle ways to indicate sarcasm, but each post is unique, so it'll be different on a case-by-case basis.

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    Ariane told Bored Panda that if anyone's ever sitting on the fence about whether or not to post something online, they should reach out to their friends and family to get their take on everything. "I often run tweets past friends if I'm worried they're dodgy! And my friends usually reassure me, and they're generally correct. I haven't had a pile-on or been canceled yet—touch wood!"

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand anime actually uses hyperbolic phrases and pronunciation that are different from natural Japanese speech. Like if you were to talk English like a Shakespearean stage actor, people would think you were very weird. So people who learn Japanese from anime are bound to sound bizarre and aren't going to learn what real Japanese speech sounds like.

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds of when I was studying Japanese, and there was this guy who kept "correcting" the teacher because he thought he "knew more" 'cause he watched anime. The teacher was a native Japanese 🤦

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "English can't be your first language because I watch Goofy and Mickey Mouse and you sound nothing like them"

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, anime is always right. Always. Don’t even question anime

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an anime watcher, i am disgusted by the audacity

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the gene wilder as w***y Wonka meme- tell me more about who I am

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of Steve Buscemi with his "Hello fellow teenagers" =)

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    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @local-police please send help

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just noticed they redacted the creepy weirdo's name, but not the girl... Pretty f****d up.

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It went from bad to worse right there.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought her original tweet was the insane person tweet.... but then his was even more insane

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she the bath water lady?

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest cringe ever in my life just happened.

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg all jokes aside she should tell somebody-

    Sakuhana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to feel uneasy in seconds

    Chuck Donaldson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... He really cares. 🥰🥰🥰

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    Bambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there goes her recovery..

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to give her more credit than that, and say that one idiot won't be enough to derail her.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes skin and bones is soooo sexy 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope both of them are staying strong and doing well, and that dickheads comment didn’t affect their recovery. I said goodbye to my old friend ‘making yourself puke after every meal’, he recently came back though, but I’m trying not to do it as much.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do it. You are strong :)

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    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insane creepy guy giving girl another reason to sacrifice herself to reach society standards. I knew people who were 11 and had anorexia.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, those poor darlings! (In case anyone was wondering, I'm not being sarcastic. This is how I speak)

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    Gabunya Matata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " you looked better when you were skinny, you should lose weight again"- my mom

    Jimmy A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry that anyone said this to you, please know that the good people on BP love you and want you to be happy and safe. ❤️

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    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what a freaking creep.

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is that guy? Know a 43 year old man who lives with a 19 yo anorexia suffering girl. Everytime she posts a pic that makes her friends worrying he is like "😍 My raw girl!" 🤢

    AyrinCharles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep in mind that some people are naturally as skinny as those first two pictures. Not referring to the girls in the photos, but in general. I've been underweight all my life, I eat 3 meals/days + snacks but due to my metabolism I hardly gain weight. Please remember to make a difference between anorexic people and naturally underweight people :)

    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Eugenia Cooney, she had posted some photos of her looking healthier but it seems like she isn't so much anymore.

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    The 'insane people tweets' account has grown massively in popularity in just a few short months. Founded in December 2020, ‘insane people tweets' has racked up nearly 417k followers in that small period of time. If that's anything to go by, the odds are that the page is going to be hitting a million followers pretty soon.

    Oh, some of these posts are funny in a dark humor kind of way. But it's not something that you'd bring up at the dinner table. It makes your eyebrows shoot into your hairline and wonder what's wrong with some people and if they might genuinely require some counseling or professional help. Either that or they're shocking others for attention on the net and trying to be ‘funny' on purpose.

    If dark humor makes you feel uncomfortable, dear Readers, that's kind of the point—it's meant to go against the grain. However, you can't just blurt something, anything out without considering the impact it might have. While at the same time, you want to avoid overly censoring yourself for fear of making somebody feel uncomfortable. There's got to be a balance between the two (and if only Aang, the Last Airbender, were around to help us achieve it).

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    Sakuhana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting thing to say, write and think!

    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah lady we gonna have a talk

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's like those people who say "I just have a dark sense of humour!" I have dark humour but there is a difference between dark humour and being straight up mean, stupid and psychotic

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s always nice when someone just displays I’m crazy without you dating them and finding out later. Makes rejection and red flags a lot easier to spot

    Holes2Heaven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a crazy, insensitive, nasty woman!

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it and I don’t want to

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It went from...wow okay....to...insensitive much....and then ended with....wtf?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about shallow. Dang

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    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have left you with your mom then

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False. That instinct doesn't kick in until the child is old enough to post on Twitter and only then there must be a specific trigger.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to mention how they circumcise it if its a boy. In your case they threw away the wrong bit.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in America. The rest of us only do it for necessary medical reasons and some for religious reasons.

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't take the baby away for "the first 12 to 24 hours" unless the baby is premature or has some other critical issue. Has this person not heard of skin-to-skin contact? (That's rhetorical, I know they haven't). It's like they got their medical info from a medical drama from 1970.

    Cori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not even close. I had the exact opposite reaction after my oldest was born. I felt super panicky because in my hormone fueled brain, he wasn't safe out there all exposed to the world. And even though I needed a blood transfusion to keep me alive and I was utterly exhausted on a cellular level, I was literally sobbing when they took him to the nursery so I could sleep. I needed to keep him safe and I couldn't keep him safe if I couldn't see him. Those new mama hormones can be really intense for sure, but not in the way that idiot describes.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post mortem means "after death" so what's written there is "birthing after death disorder". What the hell is wrong with you???

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something called postmortem fetal extrusion, or coffin birth. Maybe he got really mixed up?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? Since when do babies get taken away for 12-24 hours unless the baby needs special care.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weirder - he called it a FUN fact.

    Aleksandra Rusbasan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were true, humanity would have gone extinct long ago.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, out there may be the words to describe this

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some random girl on social media, the guy has a crush for.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots; keeping tattooists in work since 1983

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me more about this tattoo invention in the 80s.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse then putting a tat of someone ‘s name you are going out with for a month

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid thing to get tattooed in the first place.

    Mumchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks so infected. The lines are so thick that when it heals it will blow-out and be even more more unreadable, so no need to worry.

    Kaguya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She activated her account just for him again if I remember it correctly

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    Earlier, I'd spoken about dark humor with professional stand-up comedian Ariane, who's based in London. Ariane explained that we laugh out of the shock and the inappropriateness of the joke, post, or situation. “It's a kind of 'that shouldn't be allowed, but it's really funny as a result' laughter,” she said in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting person, invalidating & glamorizing the trauma experienced by actual victims while simultaneously basing their self worth on a stranger's recognition. They need serious help.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, very serious help. I'm not so sure if I can call this disgusting. More like really, really disturbing and worrying. If someone thinks their life would be better after being in a bombing just so the artist might notice them, there's something truly wrong with that person.

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Get a Ariana tattoo in your arm. 2. feed your arm to sharks. 3. post your missing arm on IG... don't forget #SharkTookMyArianaTattoo

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anyways, I hope you get this, hit me back, just to chat. Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan"

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost as nasty as that person who wished she could be "slim" like the starving children in Africa.

    Emma Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's mentally ill, all jokes aside.

    myvloggun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, don't ask to be in a t.rrorist attack to be noticed by a musician.

    Red rockin lobster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better if a professional gets aware of your existence

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For context, she is referring to a suicide bombing that happened in the UK at an Ariana Grande concert. 23 people died, the majority of them children and teenagers.

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    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former addict (clean nearly 12 years thank you Jesus!!) this irritates me! This is exactly why we have to change our “people, places, and things” especially in early sobriety. It’s a must for the majority of addicts. Don’t waste time on people who don’t inspire, encourage, and respect you. Best of luck to those struggling. Keep fighting the good fight. We’re in this together :)

    André Roth
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the main problem with drugs. At the end it makes you religious - witch is actually worse than beeing a junkie.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be his former dealer.

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him and I wish for the other guy to get some sense.

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that's his dealer for sure.

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that video where a guy tricked his "friend" into drinking a beer to celebrate him(his friend) being a few years sober. D**k.

    Kellie Whyte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k??? I'm sorry, but if someone did this to me, that would be friendship gone INSTANTLY, do NOT pass go, do NOT collect $200.

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    Jeff Lefavor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is wrong with YOU???

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor mum just can't catch a break from insensitive assholes.

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These humans should not be allowed in society

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F****d up guy aside, this is so sad. That poor young girl. I can't imagine what her parents are going through.

    Ciara Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone knows that commenter personally, and sees them in person, punch them in the face for me, kthanks

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is how psychopaths entertain themselves when they can't get ahold of any pets.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will always be a mother of three. Did your mother have any living children?

    Fabio Ribeiro
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    4 years ago

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    no she wont tho.... If you have 3 cars, and 1 is gone... do you still say you are the owner of 3 cars?

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't believe another human could post such a cun'tish thing , tw@

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with people

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Molly. She looks like such a nice little girl. We love you honey. Upvote for Molly, we'll see how many we can get. ❤

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    The comedian pointed out to us that if we were mindful of absolutely everyone's sensitivities in what we say, joke and write about, then there would be massive self-censorship. And that's not good for anybody.

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... at least they realized they were wrong

    Requiem
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    4 years ago

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    NO they didnt; and it is pathetic

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    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't that bad. Someone just trying to fit in.

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the modern version of ' my girlfriend goes to a different school - you wouldn't know her"?

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but further. this person had back and forth conversations with the fake girlfriend on social media...that's going a bit too far

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    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. I can understand wanting a relationship and even going as far as faking one just to get that support and attention from other people. Hope they're doing okay.

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that counts as breaking up. It's sad for the OP, though.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very strange... But god the poor guy/gal/bur (Icelandic for child so I'm to understand and gender neutral to boot!) must be very lonely...

    Tin Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Maladaptive Daydreaming showing its head right there. Always keep your characters and plots private, at least until it's something doctors diagnose. For now, it isn't.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an alternative, secondary account on some platform, e.g. on ebay to bid on your own auctions to boost selling prices (which is banned, so please don't do it), or on social media to confuse/annoy/make fun of people

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some serious circle thinking

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body-positive means accepting & appreciating ALL body types, including fit & athletic ones.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please tell that to Lizzo and her gatekeeping followers who are angrily stalking the internet shutting down any conversation that isn't about massively obese, POC, queer bodies.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Leah understands what body positivity actually means.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago

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    And 6mph is hardly a feat of athletic prowess, more like life expectancy beyond 50y old.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a huge difference between being body positive and encouraging morbid obesity, though

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago

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    Yeah, heaven forbid that someone wants to be healthy and thin and be able to run a mile in under 10 minutes. No, body positivity means being fat or wanting to be fat! *sarcasm*

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Bekkah actually accomplished something worthwhile—-vastly improving her health while changing her body type. So what have YOU accomplished, Leah?

    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re disgusted by her wanting to be healthy...got it.

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same account who complained about Lizzo cause she was working out or something. I've only seen her when she goes viral, but she's anything but positive.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being body positive doesn't mean you don't change, or can't change. We all change. It's about how and why we change if we do. If girl wanted to lose weight, it's no one's business. I started shifting weight because my knees hurt all the time and I decided the weight was easier to shifting than dealing with the resulting damage of pain pills. As Nicole Byer says 'Keep remarks on my body out of your mouth.' My body and health are none of your business. You don't know a thing about me, I don't know a thing about you, why do you think I need or want to hear your remark, from either side? When Adele shifted weight, I was more concerned about her voice than the why. There's a reason professional classical singers tend to keep a steady weight. Watch comparisons of Jennifer Hudson pre and post weight loss singing. She's still a lovely singer, but her posture, clarity, and volume have drastically changed. The physical support is no longer there.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdo. Pic 2 shows that he is on to you

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you should get arrested for that....

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #1 of why i'm glad I'll never be famous. Being stalked by strangers all day sounds like a freaking nightmare.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the man alone!!! Psycho!

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaand this would be why we have celebrities who lose their cool and freak out on people. We only see the footage of the lashing out. we never see the footage of the events leading up to the anger outburst .

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to the celebrities that endure this kind of thing. How scary it must be when they realize that these are the stalkers and freaks that came out of hiding.

    Holes2Heaven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hum...so this is a man stalking another man. What a creep

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    "I don't think there are any topics that should never be joked about, but people are unlikely to respond receptively if you're making dark jokes about a tragedy in the immediate aftermath,” comedy expert Ariane said that we have to be tactful how we approach certain topics. The more sensitive they are, the more tactful we have to try to be.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a pig. Correction coz it's insulting to pigs. What disgusting piece of s**t.

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, that seems too nice...

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    Jadzia Lawn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be a d**k in 3 words.

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an asshole that's still single! (and probably always will be with an attitude like that)

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but I bet you've also been single for...let's see now....oh yeah. your whole life.

    loopyli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They buried him with a beer

    Mili Del Rio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for your painful loss. Don't rebound with a jeck asking if you are single. Allow yourself time to grieve.

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the feeling that the original tweet is a bit of a fish, honestly

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just have no idea.

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    Dhukath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So attempted murder then!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things people actually say out loud makes me wonder what their internal monologue is. The stuff of nightmares I’m sure

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least later she realized it was messed up

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the OP know this was insane and also was a child. So the tweet is not that crazy.

    myvloggun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you acknowledged it was bad-

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I can't believe you confess such a messed up thing, but here we are...

    Kathy G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd not be surprised to learn the person who wrote this was writing from behind bars!

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was that an accident?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are so impulsive, they don't even feel it's intentional.

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    Tahani
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah suuuuure and everybody clapped then right?

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're in for a colonoscopy and the medical staff leave the room for a moment...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my story how that bottle ended up there and I'm sticking with it.

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    brukernavn340
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those that down voted me clearly hasn't seen the episode where he went to the dentist.

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    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How people are so stupid that they keep on telling these "then everyone clapped" stories?

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, it gave them superpowers as well, right?

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    “Everyone has something personal they're sensitive about, whether that's cancer, obesity, miscarriage, etc. If you start factoring in everyone's sensitivities, you'd be censoring yourself a lot and would be an extremely safe comedian, and these comics tend not to make it big,” she said.

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    Softsquatch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being pregnant does not give you licence to be a rude asshole.

    Alyssa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the many pregnant women who suddenly think they’re entitled. 🙄

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    Requiem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they throw drinks at her if they had no drinks since the place was closed and not taking any orders for drinks?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're pregnant, but you can't find a grocery store?

    Jrizzy Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did the drink come from, if they never ordered.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always stalking Starbucks with a drink to throw in case they don't give me a new one😅😅😅

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    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure I craved things through both my pregnancies, but I have never ever felt a craving so strong that I had to have something at the cost of someone or that I was entiteled to have things right this second.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was pregnant and asked my brother to get peanut m&ms for me. I had the money to pay him for it and it'd have taken him 10 minutes there and back. He said no. So I took a shower and cried (we still laugh about it now). I think I was more upset for being upset over m&ms than I was for not having m&ms lol

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing a drink is a type of assault so yeah don’t do that

    Layla Summers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get pregnant if you're just gonna be an ass about it ffs

    Jadzia Lawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To get served food / drink maybe to be an a****** absolutely not.

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they get the drink?

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean “makings?” She’s already a professional.

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant old person here... snapscore. Like your online persona has a grade? No onder people are so false online

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snaps are referring to Snapchat, a messaging app. and snap score means your activity, as Metaniel said

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    Alyssa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn’t the point of the creepy stalker post but besides that...how does someone snap that much every day?? Do they live on their phone from waking to sleep? When do they work? Live? Play? God I feel pity for this generation.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad to not know what this is

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well don’t post it one the internet stalker

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its to calculate when she'll respond instant?

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thin line between "hired to run stats" or "really strange stalker"

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called being a pyromaniac

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that it was household furnishings, indoors... she's crossed over the line to "arsonist"

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the Stone Roses ever do to you besides break up in the height of their success?

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's normal to have intrusive thoughts like these. acting on them? not so normal.

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha *hands her parents the number to a mental hospital*.

    Jadzia Lawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boy for not wanting to see you again.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat after me: I am not a creature of Impulse. I am in control of my actions. I am not a creature of Impulse. I am in control of my actions. repeat as needed.

    Gordon Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude knows when to bail. Kick this one to the curb.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a gender-swapped version of "Norwegian Wood"

    Josurf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry ma'am, we're all out of straight jackets....

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, and again.. all firemen clapped.

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    "As a comedian, I'm not very shockable,” Ariane, from the UK, revealed to Bored Panda. “But that said, someone I know made a joke about the Grenfell Tower tragedy which was just too horrible for my taste—and when something's too distasteful for you, it ceases to be funny." The same goes for any and all social media posts: at a certain point, shock value ceases to amuse and simply pushes the audience away.

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't insane. Just boredom at it's finest.

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't as bad as most of the stuff on this list

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but I did zest an entire orange and eat it like an apple

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual- I cannot stop laughing...

    Ash Trash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else you supposed to eat them

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    Friday
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you part rat? Very dodgy building materials, should not be legal

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lumber stamp says Prem[ium] which around here is not a structural grade of lumber. It's virtually free of knots and planar distortions, making it ideal for trimwork. If it were structural it would be marked as 'stud grade' instead.

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    Delta of the Ice/SandWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wha- Are they a dang beaver or something?!

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they build houses from it because that's what it's made for. NOT TO FRICKING EAT IT.

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will perforate your bowel doing that

    Lil' Thottie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you even know that you can bite through it tho??

    John P.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his dog did this and not him.

    Star
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a condition where people feel the need to eat things with no nutritional value. I might have it, because I eat paper, wood, styrofoam, etc. I can’t explain why.

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, some wood! I’m going to bite it!

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I think I do wanna drop my freshly sharpened ax... onto you head :)

    Lemur Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tearing up over the text and then I see the guys post and lost faith in humanity. I'm sorry Madagascar is soooo much better.

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's disgusting. i'm sorry for the woman's loss

    J-A Laine
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    4 years ago

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    How can she be certain that he's in heaven?

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    Ariane drew attention to the fact that plenty of comedians are scared of being de-platformed or canceled for what they joke and post about. Social media is a tad tone-deaf in that it's easy to take comments out of context, in spite of the original tone or sarcasm that the author intended. So, in the comedian's opinion, you have parts of society that need to edit what they say more while others should try to loosen up and be less sensitive. Especially when it comes to humor.

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    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10.0x so I can listen to the entire 9th symphony in just 7 minutes 😎 (I'm obviously joking)

    Adi Das
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monster is he? Why you listening to music if you're not enjoying every single second of it?

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on music but i do it a lot with conferences or sciences videos. Like WhyTF people are talkiiiiiiing soooooo sloooooowly in this kind of videos? Always.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude must really like chipmunks singing.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My History teacher listens to podcasts at 2x speed and its become a joke with his students, he'll tell us he's going to put on a history podcast on our subject for background noise and we have to remind him to turn off his 2x filter or it sounds like a chipmunk rapping

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know this was a thing....

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the second entry from this account in this topic. It wouldn't surprise me if it's mostly this kind of joke... can't be bothered to find out. Or determine who's in that profile pic.

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    Kelly Hartle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough that my first thought was "33 1/2, 45 or 78?"

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only of there's a chance of the Corona virus in someone's saliva she's not drinking it? All the other viruses and bacteria are fine.

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the bacteria and viruses.. he can't know what inside the bottles?!

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    Peter Vens
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His body his choice , if he wants to do that he can . people eat from dumpsters too . I wouldn't but hey stranger good for you

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have to dumpster dive for food aren’t exactly doing it because they crave that marvellous 3 day, greasy cardboard, rancid cheese aroma.

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    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this is a joke

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lie no other diseases exist.

    Kellie Whyte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. I'm a grub and even I would NOT do that!!!

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way worse s**t than corona out there. You're one.

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another argument against Twitter

    Orange Juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what concerns me more: the fact that you posted that you wet the bed, or that you are proud it looks like a crewmate...

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they mean by sus?

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from a video game called Among Us. The stain kind of looks like the characters from it.

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    “I think 'too touchy' can't be applied across the board—but if we're making dark jokes, we should aim for the space between 'too safe' and 'too distasteful!'" the British comedian reiterated that we should strive for balance.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Sonic ok? I didn't know he was ill. What about Tails? I need to know they are alright.

    Sakuhana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it came true in Sonic Dreams! Thanks to Sega for people are encouraged in their... weird ideas- why are people crazy again?

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated sonic too but not that much-

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Sociopathic masochist

    Layla Summers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a sadist, masochists enjoy feeling pain, sadists enjoy inflicting or seeing pain.

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw the whole person out.

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so woke she ended up back at racist.

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not racist... I hate all people equally.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White young people trying to show they arent racist.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't appreciate people called a "poc" :/ I know it stands for person of color, but like... ehhhh

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like it either. Just call them person or by their name.

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    Rory Ell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes fighting racism with racism

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always nice when the trash takes itself out.

    fire bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a white human... so I guess I can have no value? This is nuts.

    Jordan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that this is called.... racism? Am I right?

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know you could buy this.

    Ciara Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find myself skipping over the ghost aspect, instead focusing on who in the f**k likes that part? Isn't that the rind??? Also, how'd a watermelon have so much of it? Wtf!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose it's low-cal, low-GI? I suspect she's eating the edible part though, as a 'favour' to them.

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    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what, ghost? The white part is odd but I guess to each their own. It's not like it's scabs.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the part made into watermelon pickles.

    Tarryn Louise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mama ghost bought you watermelon? I have a lot of questions.

    Delta of the Ice/SandWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, there areso many things wrong with this, it also doesn't help that she said 'ghost'. I-

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, I was certain this is a guy's post. Idk why, though, so it could be a girl, I guess.

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    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You eat just the rind? That gives most people a stomach ache.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on earth eats the skin of a watermelon anyway

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    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful, awful person. The incel's incel.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My skin is literally crawling at this...

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooook no more tweeter for you

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really are shits when hiding behind a keyboard

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're shits the rest of the time too -- they just don't have the guts to really be themselves in front of other people.

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people shouldn't be allowed on social media , fck all social about these people

    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE’S BEAUTIFUL! She’s just recovered from a potentially fatal disease and finally has a healthy body and you’re going to call her fat??

    𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚡𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚊
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSHHH! She just recovered from a very deadly dieses and you call her fat?! Wow. What a body shamer. Shame on you.

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I can’t even, What! She isn’t even fat! People shouldn’t have the right to talk like that when a person is recovering! I hope she won’t listen to that jerk.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm eating more, and I have more confidence on my body. I'm no longer underfed." "FAT"

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not white, so my own family doesn't die. Not black, so my black friends and their family are safe. Not asian, because I want my uncle and his family to not die. And NO OTHER RACE EITHER BECAUSE I WANT NO ONE TO DIE FROM COVID!

    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow people because there are no rainbow people

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just you no matter what colour you are

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't have anything better to say they should've just stayed silent

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true for so many people and occasions.

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sympathy. It exists. You don't have it.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he just thought that a foot fetish is something weird (though it is very common) so he chose that for trolling.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago

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    Bf died days ago and they just found out? Mmmm ok.

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when someone you care for dies people usually need a few days to grief and recuperate before they tell anyone, let alone make a social media post.

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    39 , cute , 50 here ......see how dickish i sound ???

    t-Grex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you're proving a point about how the person sounded but congrats on 50 years! It's hard to stick with it!

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, I was sober my whole life 😎 Nah, I'm a kid, it's not much of an achievement. But don't you see how obnoxious this bragging is? ._.

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than what he had on the table before ig? but yeah you do have a point lol

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    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, good for both of them. But you don’t need to brag.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weird flex "I was born years before you"

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    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter should ban more people

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? why would someone even do this?

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    Alyssa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last line with the little smile... lol. So... passive aggressive.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But maybe everything you said before but should have stayed there in your butt

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Yeah but, who posts, I have kissed this man 1000 times?

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not missing s**t, am I? the "kiwi sunset"-person is this guy's real-life-girlfriend, right? And he has a tattoo of her on his... arm I think? And that guy with the cat in the helmet tried to make fun of him and he responded? Am I right? Or am I missing sh it?

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is his tattoo? Is that on his leg? His arm? Confusion :o

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it's on a piece of wood.

    Requiem
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    4 years ago

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    NO he doesnt have a gf if hes spending that much on a tattoo of a useless human.

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart goes out to the couple. I can't imagine the kind of grief they're going through. This kind of joke is beyond cruel.

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miscarriages are very sensitive topics, not the time to joke around about it

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick joke. I don’t want to be obnoxious because I can’t imagine what they are going through but, why would the post that to random people?

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it necessary to tweet something so personal? There's always the possibility of coming across some idiot trying to be funny

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can leave out the "idiot trying to be funny" part, I'd never "tweet" ANYTHING so personal. Well, tbh, I won't ever tweet anything at all, but that's another story

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    Gordon Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another asshole. Lot of assholes here. Show a little compassion, dickwad.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's a stupid and heartless response but maybe tweeting live that your wife had a miscarriage is not so wise either...

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth do people feel the need to share something so personal and so emotional on social media? Everything for attention. Ugh :(

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people feel really connected to their community. For example, if you are a ... let's say youtuber on a small channel, you have a certain amount of followers who are always with you. Nowadays, it's normal to also invite them to instagram and twitter, so the community (which also creates some income, after all) might keep updated about events. Now, if you posted that you might be away for a while because you'll be a father/mother soon, you might feel the need to share that with the people you feel have a connection to your life (not to mention help you by creating that (maybe small) income). So you post "Yay, dad soon!" and then later, when people have been kind all over, you also post the "update". Also maybe so they wouldn't keep asking all the time how the baby is (which might be painful). So ... something like this might come to pass.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that is something the whole internet should know about.

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago

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    Why in the hell do people post things like this? That s**t is private. Keep it that way.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because no one's gonna steal that sandwich from you. Clever.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else annoyed that it clearly isn't quite half, there's a least 2 -3 bites left.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychologists, take note: at last there is a test to identify psychpaths

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ain’t insane. In the pandemic, thats satan.

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they think their death will change the course of other people's lives is so naive, though. What if no one cares?

    Kate B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a reference to the movie The Virgin Suicides i think

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me more about this cancer phone.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the only cell phone that gives you cancer.

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    Gordon Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people are just sick, self-centered assholes

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a despicable human being. Or is "human being" too kind for someone like this?

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    Dhukath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf. Do these people realise what they are admitting, people have been arrested for less!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when you were a kid you were likely a sadistic psychopath?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions... Did s/he hit or was it a miss? Was the knife still folded up? Was it on puropse or an accident? I mean, one is an assault, while the other might be actually pretty nice for the homeless person. Yay - a pocket knife! Those things are very handy

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    Adam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the apocalypse looks pleasing.

    𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚡𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚊
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh baby, i'd burn this whole town down because i wanted an aesthetic photo. aesthetic photo"

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a few months ago in Cali when the world was literally yellow for a few days. It's exactly like the photos(like, just as thick and whatnot) except you always feel like you're seeing it wrong. Super weird

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Don’t know what to say

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Chile is always burning during the summer... Also, as someone who actually lives in that shïthole, it amuses me how a lot of people here expect the rest of the world to care about a third world country...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not right. Whatever your personal beliefs are you just don't do that kind of crap.

    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an atheist, but this is just rude ;—;

    Ella Greenman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Cant people just love and accept? And if God and their religion gives them peace during this time, than let them have comfort.

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    Uncommon Boston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some incredibly smart people believe in God. There is scientific proof, it is way over my head, but it exists. The top comment is disrespectful, rude, and unnecessary. The poster doesn't realize how ignorant most people think they are. Believe in God or don't. It is your choice and should not be questioned or mocked.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Requiem, just because someone's child died and they are religious doesn't mean they're idiots.

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also don't believe in any kind of god but if believing her daughter is now with god helps the mother than it's perfectly fine. Don't invalidate someones beliefs

    Angelica Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn’t brought up religiously and I’m thankful I wasn’t pressured to do anything I didn’t want to but for a while I was a nihilist and I got very depressed and philosophical. I just think there is a god which is good because I have something to believe in. I don’t have a specific religion but people should keep there own beliefs because they could be right.

    Iso
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    4 years ago

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    wikipedia as the source-

    Calvin Suzuki
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing you’re in elementary school where teachers still act like Wikipedia is some illegal website

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    CP
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    4 years ago

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    Again, I think both posts are insane.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should be allowed to grieve as they know how. If trying to put it poetically works for them, then that's what they'll do.

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    Everything_Fubar
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    4 years ago

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    They aren't wrong 0,0

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago

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    Not cool dude, not cool AT ALL.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, she does look great! But dude, there are some thoughts you should keep to yourself.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one thing has ruined her life (but, apparently, not Bill's) and here we see how it still follows her everywhere.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yessss. And white people might not want to interact with BIPOC. Oh, what? That is not how this works? That's racism? Oh, I see. But the other way around is fine? Yes? Ok...

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is sexist or racist - except bashing white men, that's called "fighting for diversity"

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are so progressive you reinvent racial segregation.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Gen Z: take a lesson from us old-time internet users and realize that you maybe shouldn't tell the entire internet everything about yourself.

    Alexander Brak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying everyone needs to disclose their race/ethnicity is so problematic for so many reasons. Internet privacy needs to still be a thing

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    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly don't want to interact with Fa-La-La-Lucas.

    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transgender pfp tells us all we need to know about this c**t. Classic racist liberal, her opinion is invalid.

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    myvloggun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D: Double rainbow dude was so cool- He was one of the nicest people ever, honestly. it was sad to see him go

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is wrong with that person?

    rynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its just shocking that some people can just be absolute ar*eholes beyond the screen. just two words yet so cruel

    Angelica Schuyler
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    4 years ago

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago

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    Do you people know what a bot is???

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    TURTLE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done some quick research. And well, I'll pass

    zenitsusunshine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KDJALKSFASHL THIS IS WHY I SHOULDNT HAVE SNACKS WHILE READING JANKY BP ARTICLESSS

    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High meat, that's what it's called.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genital mutilation for religious reasons. It doesn't get more fckd up than that, does it?

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse when there isn't any religious motivation at all, the hospital just does it because "that's what they do." Luckily there aren't as many places doing that anymore.

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    Requiem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took 30 years to realize why American movies show a guy with lotion when he's pleasuring him self.... All the chaffing because of circumcision

    Guido Pisano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in italy is illegal unless for proved medical reasons

    James016
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    4 years ago

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    Local anaesthetic. That's all

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    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, why advertise you are competitor? *sigh*

    Angelica Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the dc person is genuine. Companies sometimes post things like that for business.

    A Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that stuff doesn't matter when somebody dies.

    Joseph OReilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't taint the name of my boi octane

    IM_Greene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an octane main i think i speak for all of us when I say we don't claim him

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who posts sexy pics should think long and hard as to how they will be used by certain people.

    I'm lay sheep in China
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    4 years ago

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    It's like you're Blaming her for as she flaunt her look as however she wanted to but in the other hand that creepy guy is not the wrong one here

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know your father will die in the future from covid?

    Vetus Vespertilio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors are pretty good at recognized devastating, irreversible damage to lungs and hearts.

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    CP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this a tweet about regret and the realization they did something insane. Nothing to see here.

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think so too. Question is, do I upvote it because it's the only post to this whole thread that's making sense, or do I downvote it for the same reason? lol

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    dxmxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's tweeting it because...?

    CatsWearingHats
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls take a chill pill yall. It’s a joke. Probably dramatized or not even real. Laugh and move on

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    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jacket is 10 sizes too big. Also, no resources to live 'posted on twitter with an iPhone'

    Charlie B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After putting aside money for my bills and buying just over a week’s worth of food, I now have just a few quid to last me until October. I will probably have to use the food bank like I have the last few months. I also have an iPhone that I was given to me when it wasn’t wanted any more. It’s my lifeline for keeping in touch with people, but I can only do the bare minimum on it because it’s so old. I could use it to tweet and you would still judge me because it says “Twitter for iPhone”?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a $1000 phone to post on social media that you're struggling to get by. IQ at room temperature.

    Charlie B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After putting aside money for my bills and buying just over a week’s worth of food, I now have just a few quid to last me until October. I will probably have to use the food bank like I have the last few months. I also have an iPhone that I was given to me when it wasn’t wanted any more. It’s my lifeline for keeping in touch with people, but I can only do the bare minimum on it because it’s so old. I could use it to tweet and you would still judge me because it says “Twitter for iPhone”?

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    Just A Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really, just concerned why anyone would post something like this on a serious post

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    Jackie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m too mad to post a levelheaded comment

    chuck.dont.surf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was most likely a bot, as was the one with the warped photos. Automatically posted an ad in response to the hashtags included in the original tweet.

    myvloggun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What TF is this person's problem!? People can have kids if they want to-

    Guido Pisano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people envy others happiness

    Eslamala
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    4 years ago

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    That was clearly a bot. You people need to fckn understand what you're reading...

    Everything_Fubar
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    4 years ago

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    Liberals are literally disgusting. Keep your baby killing to yourself. Some of us aren't murderers and we don't wanna see that s**t.

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...pretty obviously a bot...but way to make it about politics. Because conservatives don't get abortions....lmfao

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    Verena
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    4 years ago

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    Asking the internet for name suggestions... WTF did you expect

    Adreanne Woodard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people not to be asshats and suggest abortion. Idl

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    Tacocat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why deface a perfectly good novel??? That's a pretty good read, too.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a beautiful book and now I'm so mad I'm shaking...

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you mad at the book because it was sad?

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, couldn't you pick a worse book. Like, I don't know, Life and Other Near Death Experiences(if you ever do come across this one, it makes great kindling. Oh, and you can read it if you hate yourself)

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooohhhh a HOT murderer.... sooooo much better than an ugly one.........................

    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she's saying it about her cousin makes me question their genetic lottery.

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will be hotter if you set him on fire, you know

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re lusting after your cousin... your murderous cousin... so much to unpack here.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's disturbing on ALL levels.

    Friday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing on so many levels

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are women who write love letters to incarcerated murderers. No, I don't understand it either.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t, those are HUGE! That's highly impractical and will stretch those earlobes to her shoulders!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think those are pro-abortion-monstrosities? Isnt that a spinal column?

    MoodyBlue
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, I hope these are admired in the ghetto she lives in. There she can scream as loud as she wants.

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    Iso
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get it, but i don't think i want to

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fetish among furries - wise choice to not question it

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a furry myself, but those cringe furry roleplay things need to stop. o_o

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have so many questions, but i'm afraid of the answers

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    Sleazy Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this makes it better or worse, but they're lying for attention. Not only is the paper not wadded or torn like it would be if it was chomped on by teeth, but the ink is still perfectly intact which means there was never any saliva on it.

    Tequila4Two
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like someone with experience. Which celebrity do you like to chomp on? :P

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    Mii
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people chew on things?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf is Demi Lovato?

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

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    No more odd than some of her tweets.

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    Sarah Simons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I don't think I get this one. Could someone explain?

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read the camera can add 50 years...

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she does love that guy? Are we now telling people who you can't fall in love with?

    Softsquatch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is rude. provided they are both consenting adults you really shouldn't judge people for who they fall in love with.

    Calvin Suzuki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love is love. As long as they both agree to it, I don’t really see anything wrong with this :/

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call her a 49er because she digging up some gold. Or whatever, I don't care.

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one s not insane. She could be in love.

    Annamagelic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to pretend this is a lovely photo of a bride and her grandpa.

    Angelica Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if they love each other they shouldn’t be shallow about age.

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    Ashe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He apologized after she told some celebrity or whatever

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    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this post is completely indecipherable -- why put it on here?

    Metaniel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's writing to random celebs whenever she's upset at her bf. That's weird af 😂