While frequent viewers of hospital-based TV shows might think they have an idea of what the medical field really looks like, the truth is very often stranger than fiction. After all, not only is the human body bizarre in many ways, but many folks make truly questionable decisions and end up requiring an ER visit and a perplexed doctor.
Someone asked “Anyone who works in hospitals: What's the most insane thing you've seen?” and people shared their stories. So get comfortable as you read through, be warned, some of these are gruesome, upvote the most interesting and be sure to comment your own thoughts and experiences below.
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Define insane. Critical care doctor here. Insane? A late 20s year old woman of about 35kg/120cm size (thats 77lbs/4ft) with multiple congenital abnormalities resulting in an inability to eat, talk, read, or understand who had been that way since birth. She required total care for EVERY bodily function, and had for her entire life. She was in and out of the hospital monthly due to what was essentially unfixable body failure. Each time we had to jam tubes in her, put her on various forms of life support, and repeatedly subject her to painful procedures while knowing all along that we could not, and would not ever FIX her in any kind of meaningful way. She was neurologically "gone", yet her mother insisted she responded to her and expressed her feelings, insisting that we "do everything". Ultimately, we had to put this poor soul through the pointlessness of prolonged CPR before she finally died.
THAT was insane. And cruel.
There are times that a person should be allowed to go. It was plain cruel to her to keep her alive, organ failures are apparently painful. It was also cruel to the mother, although she probably didn't realize that but she stopped living when that child was born, she just existed much like her daughter.
I agree. It's a hard thing to do, but you need to weigh up the impact of keeping people going in those situations. Both of them would have known nothing but hospitals for 20 years.
Load More Replies...Carl Roberts needs to learn the difference between death being forced on people who have no reason for it and the kindness of letting someone who knows nothing but pain go, but I'm sure he doesn't really care.
This is why abortion should always be available. There is zero qualify of life from birth, only pain and suffering because of the Mother's emotions.
This really highlights the need for a large explanation of palliative care, DNR/DNI, and comfort care, but that's way too deep and lengthy to explain in a BP comment.
My friend’s mother is 98 and has been bedridden for a decade. She has Alzheimer’s and hasn’t spoken or recognized anyone for almost as long. But every time she is sick, my friend insists everything be done for her including antibiotics and surgery. The doctors keep suggesting that they make her comfortable and let her go but my friend won’t hear if it. I feel so sorry for both of them.
I agree, both insane and cruel. Parents really need more counselling on quality of life for their disabled children. Losing a child is one of the hardest things for a parent, but sometimes letting go is the best thing for them. For my older brother, this point was when he was intubated and not able to be taken off it without losing oxygen levels, even though he was conscious, because loss of muscle control meant his lungs couldn't pump properly. Really, he could have gone up to two years earlier and we would have understood, because it took so much effort for his organs and muscles to function, he was exhausted a lot. If you look at any photos of him during that time, he was always half asleep and not looking that happy. When my younger brother was found to have the same condition my family decided he would not get to the point of needing intubation long term, because it is too traumatic an experience and means no quality of life.
We thought that would be when he was 4, and ended up in ICU, on and off the respirator. Everyone came in to say goodbye over the course of about a week. Then we learned about a relatively unknown (at the time) machine, bi-pap. We still didn't think it would mean a good quality of life for him, as the doctors thought he would be on it 23 hours a day. He was determined to try though, and he ended up only needing it at night or when he was unwell, for most of the rest of his life. He was a kid who was determined to have the best life he could even though he knew it would be short (after a period of depression when he was 18 months old and our older brother died. He stopped eating and refused to do much for months.) and he did it, with our help. Even at the end, he was constantly smiling and laughing, so much that he would stop breathing sometimes and his pulse oximeter would alarm and we'd have to use the bag and mask!
Load More Replies...I once saw a rather bizarre student film (animation) about (the biblical) god breathing the “breath of life” into Adam. The setting was an ethereal place where all these breaths waited to find their bodies, where once joined they become a soul. Again, as per the Christian bible. The breaths would communicate & chat with each other both in the heavenly place & newly formed bodies. Some of these breaths would return to otherworldly plane having had a false start, symbolizing miscarriage or abortion. Other would have a rocky start giving it a try at joining breath-body & ultimately failing to return to the holding place. This, symbolizing SIDS & other infant mortality or broken bodies that couldn’t contain the soul or maintain life. It was rather an odd piece of work for a secular, state university, but it wax so profound I remember better than my own film projects from 30 years ago & it’s the closest I’ve come to participating in Christianity. A nest take on life/death & coping.
You want a parent to just know they have to give up their child? How do you know? When do you stop fighting for your child? It's a parents job to keep their child alive and to fight for them. How can you expect a parent to know how and when?
Being a parent means doing what's best for your child even if it's difficult for you
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A big thing for me was during Covid when the morgues were being overfilled, we had two staff members essentially on full time duty rotating corpses in and out of the fridges we were using because there wasn’t enough space to keep everyone stored.
You’d stack two corpses on top of each other (provided they were small enough), and every thirty minutes you’d swap a gourney out of the fridge.
It’s one of those things that still pisses me off about Covid deniers. That was during full lockdowns. The idea that people still think the situation was being exaggerated is absurd to me.
Now that we have come through it, the deniers are getting even more rabid with their claims the lock downs and precautions were all some Government conspiracy and the shots are either useless or going to kill everyone who took them. Because of this, if the next pandemic strikes any time in the next 2 decades, there will be disinformation and riots compounded to the point nothing will work to limit any spread and it will be the disaster covid would have been had no one acted multiplied by 1000. God help us. Then the attacks on government and care givers will be because they did not do enough or the conspiracy theorists will claim it is about population control.
If it was about population control no one would care if these yahoos got vaccinated. Unfortunately, their failure to do so puts others at risk.
Load More Replies...It's frustrating to me because I had a bona fide allergic reaction to the covid vaccine. Even the manufacturer warns that I will possibly go into anaphalactic shock if I get a booster. And I have long Covid because I caught it the first time 3 weeks before vaccines became available. Yet there are so many people who say it isn't real, or it's just a cold and nobody ever really died of Covid. I can't get the vaccine again so I have to rely on others to vaccinate. Not working out too well!
So, countries like New Zealand where the death rates were low just didn't take part in the conspiracy, or what? As opposed to having a government that cared more about the people than money, and people who cooperated to protect each other.
Yeah, we are pretty chill down south. NZ more than Australia but we definitely have a lunatic fringe of conspiracy eating folk, too many.
Load More Replies...And they think covid was only a forerunner to a worse virus...God help us. .so many deniars still sprouting their nonsense
Not necessarily food trucks, but yes. My hubby is an EP Cardiologist & thoracic surgeon. In addition to his cardiology practice, he took on ED shifts & intubating during Covid. They covered a drop off/pick up area near the ED/Trauma for 3 refrigerated semi-trucks (containers) to act as a portable, overflow morgue. Then they added two smaller refrigerated trucks that were dedicated/designed to store bodies. I’m not sure if the latter were from FEMA, military, UN, WHO or some other agency, but there are plenty of mobile portable morgues
Load More Replies...Here in NZ we didn’t go through that because our Labour led government kept us safe. Unfortunately the nutbars out there that whinge and moan about the restrictions we had (that saved our freaking lives!!!!) will ensure that the next pandemic doesn’t go so well. Especially if it’s under a National led government. It’ll basically be everyone for themselves. 😞
I am disabled and need Carers. Well one of the Carers I used to have, would tell me that the death rates for COVID were extremely over excerated. That people were dying from things like broken necks, heart attacks, falls, flu, things like that. That there was nowhere near the amount of deaths from COVID that the Doctors were saying,they just put COVID on the death certificate because they didn't want to do a autopsy. She said a lot of things that you had taken with a pinch of salt
Sure, every day in Britain we had the photos of yet another doctor or nurse who died of Covid on social media. Clearly all just lies, or they all died of a fall. I hope you get a better carer soon is isn't batshit crazy.
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What nurses are expected to accomplish in a 12 hour shift. It’s complete BS how the nursing staff is pilled on, what use to take twice the nurses to accomplish. Welcome to America, where nobody cares as long as insurance companies are making money!
It’s not only in the US. We’re facing similar challenges in Canada, largely due to a labour shortage in healthcare.
UK: that, and the idiots who voted for Brexit and screamed into every foreigner's face that they are no longer welcome. A lot of Polish doctors and nurses said "Fine, whatevs" and left. And who can blame them. Had a friend with a medical problem who had to return home as waiting in A&E would have taken too long.
Load More Replies...I would love to say it's different in the UK but, having recently spent two months in hospital, it isn't: several times there was one nurse and one healthcare assistant covering two ward bays and five isolation rooms - 15 people in total, many of whom needed assistance to do everything from toileting to moving around to feeding themselves. If nothing else, I left hospital with the greatest respect for everyone who works in hospitals: thank you all!
Oh dear, that sounds so dangerous. I feel for both the patients and the staff in that scenario.
Load More Replies...I left bedside nursing due to burnout. Still working as a nurse but a lot is from home and sometimes I go out to a patients home. I burned out in 2022. After months worth of seeing people die, inadequate PPE I got screamed at by a couple of visitors over the policy of wearing masks and the vaccine. I wasn't imparting any opinions on people, just requesting that people comply with the policy of the institution. Just got so tired of entitled spoilt horrible people. Nursing was bad before COVID.
Count your blessings. At least you're not rotating refrigerated corpses.
It's similar here in Sweden too, even though we don't run everything through insurance companies (yet). Our right-wing government is trying to turn us into Little USA, adopting some of the things that are wrong with your system. They intend to increase the prices on prescription medication next year, so that elderly people will have to choose between food or medication. The education to Registered Nurse or MD are long, and even though the education is mostly free, people still have to take out loans to be able to pay rent and food. The wages for nurses aren't high enough to make the effort worth-while, so we have a glaring labor shortage. People won't work themselves to death for low pay in Sweden, so they go to Norway instead, where they pay more (i.e. the taxpayers in Sweden are stuck with the bill for the education, but we don’t reap the benefit of their work in our healthcare). I don’t blame the nurses, I blame the ones setting the wages for nurses.
When I was growing up, nurses and police worked 3 shifts of 8 hours. Those days are gone, now they're doing 12 hour shifts because there are fewer staff. I wonder what came first - I'm sure the longer shifts would cause recruits to either rethink their choice of job, or else leave early due to burnout. Then again, I know many nurses who like the longer shifts because they can work full-time hours and have 4 days off.
Therapeutic leech decided to make a run for freedom and somehow escaped the ICU room and made it across the hall before the nurse realized. Left a trail of blood all the way from the bedside out into and across the hallway.
Most disturbing though was probably a woman in the trauma ICU after sustaining a traumatic brain injury when a tree fell onto her car while she was driving. The tree killed her teenage son who was the passenger in her car. The TBI had severely impaired her short term memory which meant she kept waking up on the icu, panicking, asking how her son was doing and demanding to see him. So several times a day this woman would learn anew that her son was dead. We had to ask the hospital ethics department if we should keep telling her he was dead (she was very insistent on seeing him if she was told he was alive) and force her to re-live that pain over and over OR lie to her repeatedly. It was horrendous.
Maybe tell her he's having a procedure or something. I know I've heard that some nursing homes fudge the truth with Alzheimer's patients about deceased spouses. It's kinder.
Load More Replies...The second story is absolutely tragic but I can’t stop laughing at the leech trying to escape!🤣
To me, the second story was sobering, but the leech story was for sure humorous in a way.
Load More Replies...My nephew was killed when a tree fell on the cab of his pickup. Some accidents are so hard to understand.
Could you have told her that he was at another facility (which she would hopefully think meant hospital and no morgue)?
Than you lie that he wil come. She will forget that too, but it won't hurt.
20 year old put his sport bike into guard rails at high speed. Arrived alive and ultimately survived with left arm, left leg, and right leg completely severed from his body. Just formalized all three amputations in surgery for hemostasis and skin coverage.
Runner up was a girl in her 30s with a locking blade knife through stabbed through the left temple all the way to the hilt with the blade crossing through her sinuses to the other side of her face. She was completely fine and we removed the knife with no significant problems resulting.
Most people I know who rode motorbikes in their 20s-30s/40s quit because they lost so many mates to accidents like that. Even if you take care when you ride, you can't predict what other vehicles will do and you have far less protection than them.
In my highschool, there was one grade above mine that was cursed. In addition to one being killed in a freak hunting accident in elementary school, two were killed within 2 years of each other in horrific motorcycle accidents. I could never ride one after hearing the details.
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I’m a hospice volunteer and I visit a patient in a facility that is mostly old people on Medicare. The other day the census was 85. There were 10 employees total, only 5 of them were nurses. It is like a vision of hell.
That is why i hope to just drop dead in my garden in the ripe age of, lets say, 95 with no other issues. I really do not want to die in a hospice or a hospital where everybody is just hoping i die a little bit quicker. But i do not think that anybody wants that.
Both my grandmothers died in hospice and they were well cared for. But we live in Canada.
Actually, it's probably Medicaid. Nice thing about that is that the government takes all of your assets to pay for your stay.
been to a few hospices (I am an in-home care worker) and they have always been well-staffed by lovely people. But I am not in America.
And just who in healthcare, hospitals thinks that this is ‘care for patients’??
My wife is a nurse and used to work in an ER close to a major city. They had a lot of mental patients come through all the time. Usually these patients have someone who sits at their door and keeps an eye on them. The person fell asleep so the patient tried to escape....by climbing into the ceiling tiles. He made it further than you would think and the security guard waited until the guy was right above him, punched his hand through a tile, grabbed the guy's ankle and pulled him down through the ceiling. I always thought that sounded like something in a movie.
I remember when my husband was on suicide watch years ago; there was someone in the room with him at all times. However, what surprised me was that he was given a full set of metal utensils to eat with -- including a knife (which was why he was on suicide watch, he'd slashed his neck and wrists. Luckily, he is doing tons better now
I saw an episode of some bodycam footage show and something like this actually happened. Guy was left unattended for just a couple minutes and that’s all it took for him to get in the ceiling. They eventually caught him but ya, never think it would happen in real life unless you see it.
3 year old twins came into the peds ER both dead on arrival from a vehicle roll over accident.
Their parents were care flighted to another hospital in critical condition. It was the twin’s birthday and the parents were taking them out to their birthday party. I still tear up thinking about that case… I never learned what happened to the parents.
That must been tragic for the parents once they found out what happened to their twins.
Guy went into his neighbors garage and used a saw to cut his own leg off. He was with us for a couple weeks. I asked him “why would you do that?” soon after admission. He simply stated, you can cut your hair or nails why can’t I cut my leg off? Welp can’t argue with that logic. It wasn’t until (a few weeks later) he was working with therapy and trying to manage transfers and daily living tasks, that he came to the realization, “yeah maybe I shouldn’t have done that”.
Yes, it's more common than you might think, but unusual to go to that extreme level.
Load More Replies...My hair and nails grow back. The last time I checked I wasn’t a starfish, gecko or lobster, my leg won’t grow back. There’s the logic, that’s the logic you use.
I learned this summer via our newspaper that there is indeed a medical condition where people hate body parts so much that e. g. a leg or arm feels as not belongig to their body.
Yeah. I thought that this story was gonna be that. But.... I'm not sure it was?
Load More Replies...I have a family member who has those intrusive thought, leg or hand don't belong to them, and creepily, they are fascinated by what all the working bits look like...it's horrible on all fronts to deal with
I've read about people desperate to have a limb amputated because it feels wrong. Then, when they get their wish, they come to realise how hard it is to live without it! Weird!
The bills from my workplace charge people $4.5-5k for a CT scan that takes 10 minutes and costs the hospital like $100 max in costs, the radiologists bill separately and only like a couple hundred. The CT scanners paid for themselves many many years ago as they scan several dozens daily and rarely ever break. .
There should be a law that companies can only mark up to a max percentage over cost.
Load More Replies...And yet they wonder why were too scared to get help earlier.. it’s coz we can’t afford to 🤦🏼♀️
The prices in the US are ridiculous. I used to be a medical assistant in Portugal. We did X-rays, ultrasounds, mammograms, CT scans and MRIs. MRIs cost a small fraction in Portugal of what you pay in the US. The price varies but it's about 500eur.even in the UK, where it's more expensive, the most expensive MRI is £999, still a fraction of what they cost in the US!
I was 11-7pm Critical Care Supervisor in a 400 bed Community Hospital in Texas. Around 1981 or so. We had a rush admission from the Oncology floor. A middle aged lady with Ovarian cancer and metastases started to vaginal hemorrhage. The ER physician on call for codes ordered her transferred while I tried to get a hold of her Surgeon. He wouldn’t return calls or attend the patient. I got orders from the ER Doc for heavy pain medication and called the Chief of Surgery who was there in 30 mins. The RN’s and Aides were carrying basins of blood out of the room. Thankfully she passed relatively peacefully. The Surgeon was throw off the staff when more neglect and poor treatment was revealed.
Some are there for months, and not one person came to visit.
That is sad. I live alone and sometimes wonder who will find my body if I die in my house. I had to go to the hospital for heart pain and both of my daughters were with me the whole time. I did get a medical alarm (highly recommend especially if you have a medical problem).
I'm so afraid of this too, April. My daughter can't give up her whole life to care for me. At some point, my health will fail at home like my other sick friends who are alone. The endings have been sad, scary, or lucky, but it's nerve wracking knowing it's likely my future.
Load More Replies...I spent 76 days in hospital earlier this year. My wife, daughter and and son (in various combinations) drove the 65 mile one way trip all but around 9 of the days. I was amazed at how few visitors there seemed to be, especially on weekends. I a grateful to be one of the fortunate ones.
You truly are, Don! I'm happy for you and hope you've recovered well!
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One of funniest was patient on Halcion sleeper (now off the market) thought he was a bear and roamed the halls naked, growling and pooping his bowel prep. He was “captured” in a female patient’s closet. He suffered no injuries and didn’t remember a thing. One of many stories from the night shift.
Very strong anti-depressant/tranquilliser from the benzodiazépine family
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Tie between >1000 bee stingers in a person, a whole cucumber in the abdominal cavity of a CT scan, a patient who ripped his eyeball from the socket, and 3 liters of pus drained from a lung cavity. Not the same patient, but still..
So the cucumber turned out to be a murder, the eyeball was a psych patient and the bee-sting person was there for supportive care, they s raped the stingers off with index cards (tweezers would cause more venom to be injected). According to OP's comments. No word on the 3 liter pus-patient.
My co-resident intern year had an elderly man brought in by EMS for rapidly progressive bilateral leg weakness. The patient was the kind of person who hadn’t seen a doctor in decades. CT scan showed total occlusion of his abdominal aorta. The entire lower half of his body was dying. It was presumed he had an advanced malignancy that contributed to the hypercoagulable state, but by then the cause didn’t matter - too much of his body hadn’t been perfused properly for too long. The patient was calm throughout, seemed at peace with his impending death. He never even made it up to the floor, died in the ER. Fortunately they had called his son who made it to the hospital to be with dad when he passed.
I didn’t even know total occlusion of the abdominal aorta was possible. The fact the guy had been walking until very recently and only called 911 because he couldn’t walk anymore really blew my mind. The human body is crazy.
Lady came to the emergency department after super gluing her eyes shut. Apparently mistook the glue for lubricaticing eyedrops.
The glue needs to dry before it works, plenty of time to do both eyes before getting a clue something not right
Load More Replies...Yeah, happened to me. Had glue on my hand, didn't realise, and wiped one eye. Eye stung so closed it. Doctors at emergency thought it was hilarious.
I’ve got a plethora to choose from but either labial necrotizing fasciitis on a 600+ pound woman, or tracheostomy maggots
We also had a recurrent patient who’d get 1L glass bottles of Fanta stuck in his a*s. And since I know someone will ask, they were always grape.
Because owning more than 2 dildos in Texas is illegal.
Load More Replies...There's no other use for grape Fanta. Also, as a fellow survivor of NF, let me just say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
About 30 odd years ago , there was an article on strange items removed in UK Accident and Emergency units. One was a type of long, glass cylinder jar that had held a well known brand of salad cream. Unfortunately for the male patient it had gone too far and things had closed up. The only way they were to remove without major surgery or risk broken glass was using plaster of paris and a broom handle.
Do mental hospitals count? I was a patient in a mental wing of a hospital ( long story ). I was there for 9 days and I was literally the only sane person there.
Anyway 3 things I saw while I was there. The first was my roommate. He was around my age and relatively cognitive but lacked common sense and seemed to have the capacity of a 6 year old. In our room was a huge floor to ceiling cubby with 3 slots. He'd climb to the top cubby, and belly flop himself on to his bed, a solid 9 feet or so. Very similar to the kid from big momma house.
The second was a Caucasian woman who was there because she jumped through a glass window. Her head was shaved bald and she had stitch and staples all over her scalp. She was hissing and trying to bite at the techs. She was also yelling out "Miller!"
Lastly was a 700 pound woman who covered herself in some sort of shiny liquid what I assume to be soap because we were not allowed much. It was the middle of the night and I heard the techs on the ward call some sort of code. I peaked out my door and saw said woman, naked as the day she was born, oiled up, and slithering down the hall like a worm.
In my brief stay at one of those places I watched an elderly man attempt to put his sock on his knee over and over and over again. Apparently he thought it was his foot. It was extremely sad to witness.
In late '63 I visited a friend in a psych ward. She told me the doctors were collecting blood, bone and urine to put JFK back together again.
I was a guest in a mental facility once, ok, several times. Anyway to me this is sad. A young woman had severe mental issues and the woman's mother committed herself to be with her daughter.
why not? Color is a descriptor and there's beauty in Color
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Didn’t see this but was told this by a reliable source. A lady came into the ER convinced she was pregnant. Her belly was super swollen and she said she “felt” the baby trying to move into her vagina. She had an ultrasound and there was no baby. But there was a massive lump that turned out to be a FIVE POUND sh$t that was pressing into her vaginal canal. They actually weighed it after it was removed.
But that must mean she had bowel obstruction for quite some time. That's something you notice after a few days - and end up vomiting s**t because it can't go anywhere else. So, how could she think she was pregnant and have no other symptoms? Not trying to be snarky, just wondering where I'm making a mistake here?
Maybe the obstruction started while she still had some stool closer to the end of her tract, and was still gradually passing that part along. As for vomiting, she may have been and just attributed it to pregnancy. Or she was almost to that point and the obstruction was far enough down the tract that the vomiting didn't start yet. But I'm just guessing because this pretty wild
Load More Replies...That's 2 Courics according to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements office
Believe it or not, many people have decades-old, fecal matter plastered against the insides of the intestines, and colons. After autopsies were performed, the accumulations were 20 - 40 pounds.
Whoa, so these people never had a colonoscopy in their lives?
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Went there with a loved one on psych hold, so they had “subtle” security on us all the time.
Until, that is, they guy came in who they had to pull out of a tree because he thought he was a monkey and was throwing his own s**t at the police. Suddenly security had bigger problems.
I have a couple that stick out. First one I did not witness but was told about. Guy tried to [end] himself by walking into a samurai sword. Wheeled into the OR with the sword still in and still alive. He survived.
Woman came in with an entire glass candle in her a*s. She specifically asked for it back after having to have it surgically removed.
Another gal with a bottle of fingernail polish in her a*s. Her and her bf wanted to try a**l and apparently a nail polish bottle was all they could think of/find to "loosen things up".
You know those little gardening shovels with the foam handles? One of those handles in a man's a*s. He claimed his wife did it to him to "test if he was gay".
A writing pen lodged into a 20 something year olds urethra. He tried telling the doctor that he had swallowed it and it got stuck leaving his body. The doctor assured him that he was very well educated on the human body and that is not exactly how the body works, nor how it got there. Lmao
A woman having a toe amputation. She was diabetic and let a sore get out of hand. When they first unwrapped her foot, you could see the tendons on half of the top of her foot. I then witnessed the doctor grab her pinky toe with what we call a penetrative towel clamp, and he just tugged it off. Not even forcefully. It was so rotted that it just slid off her foot like butter.
And last but not least, this poor elder gentleman who had flesh eating bacteria... around his entire a**s. And had been fighting it for a good year, there was so much scar tissue + what was rotting away.
Also fun fact, when men have laparoscopic surgery, the gas that fills the abdomen travels to the testicles. They blow up bigger than a softball. We have to squeeze as much air out as possible before pulling them out of anesthesia.
The s*****m inflates with the gas, not the testes. Imagine having an appendectomy & wondering afterwards why your s*****m feels bruised 😂
And f**k BP for censoring correct anatomical terms 🙄
Load More Replies...I'm disturbed how many will only visit a hospital when some body parts start to literally rot away
Now I'm wondering if i should share this with my husband who had a laproscopic appendectomy a few years ago...
How can a woman test if a man is gay? Liking a***l is not a sign of being gay. It's a sign of having an active prostate gland.
Because the man was gay but he felt ashamed and lied to the healthcare workers
Load More Replies...The doctor gently tugging off the toe of the diabetic simply MUST have nightmares about that feeling of tugging off the toe. It is simply too *yikes* that it can be just "another day at the office" for him. I know I could very well be wrong. But a doctor is taught to use tools to chop/saw things off, right? But he was not taught to just tug off toes like that. Ugh. I need a break from this list. Lol
Not the most insane, but certain very shocking.
A young man (less than 25) tried to off himself with a shotgun blast under his chin after his GF died of cancer.
He did not succeed. But what he lost was, his jaw, his nose, his eyes and part of his frontal lobe.
I'm a physical therapist and was sent in to evaluate his discharge disposition.
All his notes said was GSW to head. It did not specify the damages.
He had no face, it was just raw meat and exposed bone. They couldn't really dress it because it would get in the way of his breathing. He had something like 14 reconstruction surgeries planned.
He lost his PoA and his mom pushed for all of his rehab and care.
I’ve nursed a few of these in my career. Don’t put a gun under your chin people, it usually doesn’t kill you but it never ends well.
I dated a plastic surgeon another lifetime ago, but he frequently put back people's faces who tried to off themselves going through the mouth. Like at least once a week when he was doing his ER rotation. Sad :(
Load More Replies...Keeping someone alive in that state is just plain cruelty. There should be limits on medical intervention,. What ever happened to do no harm?
Power of Attorney, meaning someone else can take over making your decisions for you.
Load More Replies...I once saw the story of a young woman who needed a face transplant after attempting the same thing. Up until that point she wore a mask on what was left of it. She got married and had a kid - the little one only knew their mom with a masked face and had a hard time recognizing her after the transplant.
My dad was a surgeon, and he taught me that so many people who commit suicide with a bullet to the head survive (horribly disfigured) that if someone is serious about suicide, they should shoot themselves in the heart.
Had an admission on the medical floor. A man had been found at his home, lying on the floor. Apparently he had suffered from a CVA (a stroke) and had been on the floor for quite some time.
The gentleman lived alone in a small house without neighbors nearby. He was eventually found (I am unsure by who and how); and brought to the ED.
Upon his ED visit, he was found to have developed decubiti (bedsores) to one of his hips and upper arm; from where he had lain on the floor.
There were maggots in the bedsores.
Maggots are a good thing. Civil war doctors and Victorians often weren't concerned with maggots in a wound as they only eat necrotic flesh and stave off infection. Maggot therapy is in use today as is leech therapy. They are natures clean up crew and as gross as they are, likely saved your patient from gangrene.
Sad but hopefully dead, I know someone whos mom recently had a stroke and was not found for a while after. She can hear, think, feel, but nothing else. Literally dead in ever other way, it is miserable on her mom, her and sister.
Load More Replies...Sort of unrelated but reminded me of a patient at a VA hospital who was found covered in ants and ultimately died.
From a previous answer to a similar question:
Many years ago, when I was in my residence, a man entered ER with a hand in his forehead, walking by himself, asking for a doctor.
You can imagine my surprise when I said "yes?", to him removing his hand and showing his injury - a perforating hole from a bullet.
He was quickly moved to surgery after that. Later, I found the bullet didn't reach the brain, it was well buried into the skull bone.
My brother worked as an admitting clerk in the ER of a hospital in New York. One night this big guy came complaining of a splitting headache. My brother gave him a number tag said to sit and he'd be called. The guy nodded and turned away, and my brother saw a hatchet embedded in the center back of the guy's head. Things happened fast after that. He had no impairment. The hatchet went in right between the lobes of his brain. His lady put it there, but he refused to press charges.
I was a Radiology Assistant and handled a lot of images. Our office was remote and we pulled and read for several dozen hospitals.
A fellow nicknamed "Jesus". He took an 80' swan dive off of a bridge onto railroad tracks. He was, amazingly, still conscious when they brought him in and he was talking to everyone, flirting with the nurses, and acting like he just woke up and was waiting on a cup of coffee. He broke dozens of bones but had no other major trauma. Not even a concussion.
Piercings. Lots and lots of piercings. They show up on x-rays. Real weird when you see the name of someone you know pop up and see that oh, they have a half pound of rings in their labia or penis.
Child abuse. The worst was when you would see an image and know that this kid had been broken and beaten before because they had healed the old wounds. I spent more than one shift talking down an ER doctor so they could do their job, when a child came in absolutely destroyed by their parents or caregivers.
"oh hey, Albert, long time no see." "I go by Prince Albert now. You'll see why soon!"
I'm surprised how many people were not able to recognize the sarcasm here.
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Don’t work in a hospital, but i was an EMT. Saw a girl and her boyfriend wreck a motorcycle on the highway, no helmets. Her arm was completely twisted on her back. We had to break it again to move it back in position. I felt so bad for her. She got plenty of d***s in the helicopter ride though so she wasn’t in pain for long thankfully.
Plenty of WHAT!? D!cks!? Don't censor important words or we'll come up with worse.
Dude get over it. It's been like that for a long time and isn't going to change. Just ignore it. You already know what the word is.
Load More Replies...When I got set on fire with petrol etc - I had unlimited morphine and the use of the gas mask upon entry - I was tripped balls after a while cos I huffed and got so much IV d***s, the pain was still there and it didn’t go away, I remember clearly wondering why it still hurt cos I assumed it was meant to make it not hurt, it just dulls your brain out but it doesn’t take pain away, and that makes me extra sad for her, that pain would have been 10 times worse than 3rd degree burns. I can’t imagine her pain
My old roommate was an ER trauma nurse and had a patient who was in a motorcycle accident (was not going to survive) that basically ripped his skin/ribcage completely off. One of the nurses took a video of the heart beating in his chest still & I will never unsee that.
The fact that the room mate showed you that video means they breached their code of conduct..
Driver's Ed played a scare video about various accidents - censored crime scene photos, interviews with cops & EMS, etc. One of them was of a motorcycle accident. Cop said walking up to the scene it looked like the guy had on a maroon shirt. Until he realized the skin on the torso had peeled up/off & he was looking at raw meat.
I dont work in a hospital, but I have the utmost respect for an ER nurse on duty when I had to take a classmate to the ER in college.
It’s 11pm on a Thursday and it’s quiet. The phone rings and the nurse answers. I only heard her side of the conversation:
N: Hospital ER
N: I’m sorry, what about tennis balls?
N: a tennis ball machine? What about the machine?
N: well how close to it were you when the ball came out?
N: and it hit you in the face?
N: yes, you should have a doctor look at that. Do you need an ambulance?
N: well are any of your friends sober? You should not be driving after drinking and with a potential head injury
N: no, putting your beer in the cup holder isn’t going to be enough. You either need to tell me where you are so I can send an ambulance or you need a sober person to drive
N: I’m sure you are very good at driving left handed, but that doesn’t mean it’s ok to drive with a beer in your right hand
N: ok sir. If you still need help please call 911
At this point the caller hangs up, the nurse calmly puts down the phone, checks that there aren’t too many people around, and cracks up laughing. Apparently the guy thought the tennis ball launcher was broken so he went up and looked down to launching mechanism, and a ball was launched directly into his eye. Definitely not a sober situation. By the time my classmate was admitted and moved upstairs, there was a pool going on when/if the guy would show up. I still wonder about that guy sometimes.
I have taken care of more than one person over the age of 90 years old who tried to end their own life due to inability to cope with pain anymore. Extremely sad, but also understandable.
Lowest Hgb I ever saw was 3.5 (normal was above 12 at least). Person was walking / talking.
And absolutely floors me every time I see it, but fungating breast wounds. One that smelled so necrotic, that you could smell it down the hall and several rooms away. I was able to put most of my index finger in the breast wound and the patient could not feel anything.
We can thank a religion that tells us that we're all going to a wonderful heaven when we die, but is very eager not to fall into the hands of its 'loving god' for this damn fixation of keeping a body alive instead of living a good life and end it without pain.
Let people believe in God! For goodness sake! I may not believe in heaven and heII, but if seeing their loved ones again after they die brings someone comfort, then so be it. What is your problem?
Load More Replies...My dad had a haemoglobin level of 2.6 and still walked into the A&E. Doctors couldn't believe he was conscious.
Fungating lesions are horrendous for so many reasons. not least for the patient themselves. Worked as a Cancer & Haem nurse for 38 years and have seen some truly nightmarish examples.
Nearly 50 years ago a 14 year old was brought into ENT with an intractable nose bleed. There was so much blood the story went round the hospital. Within 6 hours her diagnosis was acute leukemia. At 2am the crash team was activated to ENT. Everyone knew who it was. 12 hours from nosebleed to RIP.
My sister is a nurse and she told me one of the worst things she saw was a woman who came in with an extreme case of a**l warts. Like so massive that my sister couldn’t even talk about it. I didn’t ask for elaboration.
We had a patient in with necrosed haemorrhoids. When we lifted their legs into stirrups, I saw them - it looked like a black cats head emerging from her a**s.
Thanks for that description. I need to stop eating while I'm reading these. ;)
Load More Replies...Blood draw from behind the knee in a long term IV d**g user. There just weren’t any other accessible veins left.
Had a similar situation with one once. He told me if anyone could still find a good vein it'd be him. So I handed him the needle and let him draw his own blood. Worked really well, too, even though he was high as a kite
Had my 3yo at a hospital because she needed to have some IV therapy (? Wikipedia said it's the English term so I'm going with that) and we had gotten some "magical bandaids"to put on her arms (there's some liquid on them that numbs the area a bit) and I placed them exactly where it's best to find a big enough vein (our experience from previous times of IV therapy). At first the doctor was super mad at us for not placing the bandaids where she wanted them to be but then she took a look at the now numb areas on my kids arms and she ended up praising us for knowing the best places of the best veins on my kid. Made me feel like a good mom, actually. Even though it's not something you actually want to have to know as a mom.
I was in the hospital for a couple of weeks a few years ago and was told on more than one occasion (by other patients, presumably IV d**g users) that I had beautiful veins. I'll take what I can get.
shooting up in the leg behind the knee is an old junkie thing. they don't want people seeing tracks in their arms.
Pre-Cancer I had awesome veins... Now due to all of the Lab work, Chemotherapy, hospitalizations due to illness, surgeries, scans and everything else under the sun they now have ultrasound come down just to find a vein in my arms or hands that they can use. It absolutely sucks having to wait for an ultrasound just so I can get an IV for a CT Scan. I lucked out when I got sick and spent most of November in the hospital that I had several veteran nurses and techs, plus they were able to use one of my IV'S for a lot of medications. I took pictures of my arms and stomach though, because they had horrendous bruising.
A patient came in because his toe “looked funny”. As a diabetic, my alarm bells were going off so I had him take his show and sock off. He looked down at his 4 toes and exclaimed, “Where did it go?!?”
Moral of the story: patient takes their own clothes off.
Toe was so decomposed it came off with the stick.
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Oh sure. If you want to hit someone and get away with it legally do it in a hospital. The management will never back up staff. Staff will be asked what they did to provoke the situation.
One of my friends works in the state hospital where I live. There's a guy in there that suffocated his great grandmother to death for throwing out his cigarettes. They used to keep them in a private hospital but he was too hard to handle so they threw him out.
State hospital is sometimes used to describe state owned and operated facilities for people with mental problems so severe that they can't take care of themselves and family can't take care of them either, so yes, they live there.
Load More Replies...I have an uncle who was 6'7" and close to 400 pounds, and he had a form of dementia that resulted in violence. Fortunately for the staff, he was only there for 18 months (blessing for him as well)
A patient who was a 1:1 but acting ok suddenly ran out of his room and punched the back of a new NP’s head, knocking her to the ground. She was young and in training and her whole career was ruined due to the health complications from it.
Another is an IV d**g user taking off with an IV port…When we noticed he was missing, security saw footage of him walking off the campus 20 mins prior.
My daughter is an ER doc (small but perfectly formed) A very large male patient under another doc came down the corridor and attacked her. She managed to do a judo move and threw him down. It was caught on the CCTV, so security came - and then they shared her moves with the whole department, much to everyone's delight.
Great job from the person who was supposed to be watching the crazy dude!
Do you have beer? I have stories.
GF 1 caught a guy with GF 2. In the ensuing argument he handed GF 1 a sawed off .22 rifle and said, “If you feel that way, shoot me”. So she did.
One shot pierced his stomach, severed his superior mesenteric a, cut through the aorta and was lodged in his spinal canal (Without severing the cord!)
We had MAST trousers back then and one of our ER nurses was moonlighting as an EMT. He got his partner putting on and blowing up the MAST. Mike put in 2 large bore lines and pushed in 4L of LR before the fast trip to our ER. The patient went to the OR in about 10 minutes of hitting our doors.
He took 35 units of blood that night. The surgery went so long that by the time they had repaired the aorta, removed most of his de vascularized stomach and all of his small intestine, his lower legs had clamped off. So he had a BKA on one side and an AKA on the other.
After a month in the hospital, having survived all of that plus ARDS, he signed out AMA with intraabdominal drains still in place. To go spend the holidays with GF 1 up north.
Thankfully, he never returned.
This would be a nightmare to read as a layperson. O P needs to remember that not all Pandas have a medical backgroung.
Everybody knowing that many Shortisms of not daily used by everybody terms knows they're doing this. They, sort of, suck. Because of that.
Load More Replies...Basically ruptured the largest artery in the body (the aorta, as well as the superior mesenteric artery, which is pretty big too.) MAST trousers aren’t used anymore, they were big inflatable things that wrapped around the lower body & applied pressure, to stop massive blood loss. No evidence they actually helped, and sometimes caused more problems. First responders put a couple of big IVs in & gave 4 litres of fluid. His stomach was also hit by the bullet & it didn’t have much blood supply left so they had to remove most of it, plus all of his small bowel. The MAST trousers were on for so long, blocking blood supply to his legs that they had to amputate both legs (remember what I said about the trousers causing more problems?) BKA and AKA stand for below knee amputation & above knee. ARDS is probably acute respiratory distress syndrome (in my country, anyway - it might also mean acute kidney failure, although that’s not an abbreviation we'd use.) Continued below . . .
Load More Replies...I can relate to the op who was in the psych ward. I spent the first half of this year in the hospital and then a residential treatment program (an hour away from home). It made me feel like I was the only sane person there but I also realized that the mental health system is broken. Did it help me? Not really. I've been struggling since I've been home and the help I was promised to ease back into society didn't come through. I feel too old to start my life over..... again.
I also did a stint in a psych ward a few years ago for anorexia and depression and even though I checked myself in, one of the more traumatizing experiences of my life. I hope you are able to get whatever help you need. 🤗
Load More Replies...A few years ago there was this absolute legend in my country, who cut off his arm in woodcutting accident. He was on his own when it happened, so he took his arm and drove one handed 30 km to the next hospital. He stopped in front of the ER but was told he couldn't park there by the security guard, so he parked at the car park and casually walked back to the ER. He went in, put his arm on the nurse's desk and asked if they could sew it back on. Absolute madlad.
I worked in a Dr's office with a hospital next door and a Skilled Nursing Facility (SNF) behind. Bunch of us were eating lunch at the hospital and an elderly lady came in to the cafeteria, one arm strapped to a wheelchair, in a gown, who had escaped from the SNF. She had managed to get into a position so she could walk, but she was a tiny thing, I don't know how she managed it.
I was only 19 and working evenings in a trauma emergency room while going to university. I was given only 3 days training. The first night I was on my own, a pickup truck driven by a drunk driver ran head-on into a stationwagon full of brownie scouts. No deaths, but massive injuries. Of course the pickup driver was fine.
I can relate to the op who was in the psych ward. I spent the first half of this year in the hospital and then a residential treatment program (an hour away from home). It made me feel like I was the only sane person there but I also realized that the mental health system is broken. Did it help me? Not really. I've been struggling since I've been home and the help I was promised to ease back into society didn't come through. I feel too old to start my life over..... again.
I also did a stint in a psych ward a few years ago for anorexia and depression and even though I checked myself in, one of the more traumatizing experiences of my life. I hope you are able to get whatever help you need. 🤗
Load More Replies...A few years ago there was this absolute legend in my country, who cut off his arm in woodcutting accident. He was on his own when it happened, so he took his arm and drove one handed 30 km to the next hospital. He stopped in front of the ER but was told he couldn't park there by the security guard, so he parked at the car park and casually walked back to the ER. He went in, put his arm on the nurse's desk and asked if they could sew it back on. Absolute madlad.
I worked in a Dr's office with a hospital next door and a Skilled Nursing Facility (SNF) behind. Bunch of us were eating lunch at the hospital and an elderly lady came in to the cafeteria, one arm strapped to a wheelchair, in a gown, who had escaped from the SNF. She had managed to get into a position so she could walk, but she was a tiny thing, I don't know how she managed it.
I was only 19 and working evenings in a trauma emergency room while going to university. I was given only 3 days training. The first night I was on my own, a pickup truck driven by a drunk driver ran head-on into a stationwagon full of brownie scouts. No deaths, but massive injuries. Of course the pickup driver was fine.
