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Young kids soak up new information like a sponge. That is why educating them is important from an early age. It’s also crucial to have your facts straight before telling them to children—some of them might never forget what they've learned from a teacher. Whether it’s right or wrong.

The AskReddit community discussed statements by their elementary school teachers that couldn’t have been further from the truth. Their examples ranged from blindly denying scientific facts to cases of plain ignorance, all of which prove two things: a) some of the information you learn as a kid sticks for years to come, and b) certain people should be taught rather than teaching.

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I had a teacher try to tell the class that Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus were the only planets known to have rings. I raised my hand and added that Jupiter had rings too, but that they were so faint they were hard to see. She vehemently denied it. When I politely (yes, really) told her that I had just seen it in a book, she gave me detention for trying to correct her in front of the class.

The next day, before class began, she approached me with an encyclopedia opened to a page about Jupiter, and apologized. She told the class I was indeed right, and that it's important to listen and learn from people even when we think we are 100% right. One of the more wholesome moments I can remember from school in my youth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good that she checked and held her hands up to it. I can respect people like that.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That if I didn’t learn my times tables I’d wind up a broke garbage man, never learned then but I’m a garbage man who made 6 figures last year

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Sex ed teacher in grade 7 told me that the white stuff that collects in my underwear is semen. I’m a girl.

I learned way later that it’s actually discharge and EVERY vagina does this.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I won’t always have a calculator in my pocket. F****n liar.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I'd be just too lazy to get the phone and open the calculator app for some basic maths. Much easier and faster to do it myself.

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My name's pronunciation. 1st grade 1st day of the year we all told our names, introductions etc. My name is from a SEA country and not even that difficult to say just read differently than its spelled, its even monosyllable. My teacher screeched at me and told me it'll be pronounced the way its phonetically spelled in English which included swapping two middle letters for some reason. The other students went along with it and so did I. Even to this day I still introduce myself by that pronunciation except to people of my own race.

In university I started getting people that wanted to pronounce it correctly which was incredibly kind and they sort of pointed out how messed up it was for that teacher to decide that for me.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone People are going to offer you drugs disguised as candy at the park.. Just say no!

20 years later and I still haven’t been offered drugs at the park.

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#7

"You shouldn't write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas' because you're X-ing out Christ."

The X is really the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ.

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#8

My mom told her 1st grade teacher her favorite color was magenta. Her teacher punished her for not picking a real color, and for arguing with her about it. My great-grandma, a painter, sent my mom to school the next day with a tube of magenta paint! Not long after this my mom skipped to the second grade😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RGB system then magenta is midway between red and blue. CMYK system then magenta is a primary colour mixes with yellow and some black to create red and mixed with cyan and black to generate blue.

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1st grade math

Teacher: what's 2-1

Class: 1

Teacher: What about 1-2

Class: confused

Teacher: See, you can't subtract a smaller number from a bugger number

Me, an intellectual: Hey, wait a minute, that's negative 1

Teacher: Shush, those don't exist til third grade

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey but this is kinda funny. The teacher didn’t outright deny the existence of negative numbers, just kept all the rest of the kids from getting confused. At least, IMO. :)

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I could avoid a nuclear blast by hiding beneath my school desk.

Silly woman. I saw a movie about this, and now I know to climb into a refrigerator instead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, it only works with old refrigerators that had a thin lead linning, the new ones have insulting foam, só you may survive the blast lmao, but you Will end up dying from radiation poisoning .... ( And yes i am in fact jocking )

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone A student in my class asked why we call it the 20th century when the year was 19xx. The teacher explained that most likely that a long time ago probably in the dark ages they made a mistake in printing a calendar, but by the time it was noticed all the calendars had been made and sent out, so they just left it that way.

I heard her say this and knew it was all kinds of bull s**t, but I said nothing because I was a shy 4th grader and she was a hostile nun.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That the moon emits light, just like the sun. As a nerdy kid interested in space I told her that it’s actually reflecting the light of the sun, but she did not believe me.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Never forget it. In 4th grade we were learning about bats. And the teacher asked the class to name as many different types of bats as we could. I raised my hand and said "Vampire Bats," and he said name only real ones please.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat)

They are real, and I knew it. But he made me feel like an a*s.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone 6th Grade

Me: But what happens when you subtract a negative number *from* a negative number

Teacher: You...can't do that

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I couldn't have blue eyes if my mom had brown eyes. Thus began a life long obsession with genetics so I could prove her an absolute f*****g fool. Bless my mom's single recessive gene she passed to me. I missed the blonde but I'll take the blue eyes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one we had as an example in biology class. Get one blue gene, one brown gene, your eyes are brown. Your kid will get from you either the blue or the brown and it's 50% chance on which. if both parents have one blue gene and one brown, they both have brown eyes with the 25% chance of a blue eyed kid (getting blue gene from both parents), 50% chance kid will have the one blue one brown combo with brown eyes and 25% chance the kid will have both genes for brown eyes (looks the same as the 50% chance kid, but can't have blue eyed kids, cause both the genes are brown)

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Science teacher in 4th grade told us it takes food 45 minutes to get to your stomach after swallowing. Spent an entire class period on it.

He handed us each a piece of cereal to eat at the beginning of class. Halfway through (some 20 minutes later), we had to point to where it likely was in our system. The correct answer, according to him, was somewhere right above our collarbone.

Years later, a bite of too-hot oatmeal told me he was an idiot in all of about four seconds.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the teacher meant that's how long food stays in the stomach? 45 min is still lower than I was taught but much closer to fact than what OP heard from them

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I got sent to the principal's office for using the word "plethora." The teacher thought it was a swear word. So did the principal.

EDIT: For those asking about a dictionary, yes, they looked it up. And there is some obscure, arcane definition that means a swelling of a body part. This, of course, is the only definition my teacher knew, not the extremely common one.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That there was no such thing as a black flower. She put a big X through my painting.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That Lincoln was the first American president. I told her she was wrong, it was Washington, and she snapped, saying ‘well why do you know so much about American politics it is pathetic.’ And all the other kids in my class started making fun of me for being stupid.

Reasons why I hate rural Canada.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the first 15 leaders of American are completely irrelevant. LiNcOlN wAs ThE fIrSt PrEsIdEnT!! /s

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Not a teacher but the principal. When I reported one of the school bullies for physically attacking me (plenty of obvious proof), he put the blame on ME, & told me to "grow up". Spineless worm!

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone "The higher you go up on a mountain the hotter it gets because you're getting closer to the sun" - my 5th grade teacher

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That in a court of law we are guilty until proven innocent. She confidently told us that multiple times, pretty sure she got it backwards

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O.o It being the other way around is a fundamental human right and a cornerstone of democracy...

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David H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well until not that long ago in British Libel law, if someone accused you of libel you had to prove you didnt, rather than they prove you did. After the famous Lipstadt trial, it made the brits a mockery to the world, they changed the law

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who has been on the wrong side of the justice system, the teacher was right. At least in the states

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Jessica N
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes we are definitely treated as if guilty until proving otherwise. I was put in jail under mistaken identity and when let out the next morning you don't get an apology for the treatment

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did She now???? Because i believe she's extremelly right lol, granted its not what the law " says " ( Innocent untill proven guilty ), but its what for the most part society " says ", guilty untill proven Innocent....

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assumption of innocence is not codified anywhere in any US laws, the constitution, or Bill of Rights. It is more a philosophy. In some states and regions it is more loosely applied depending on one's race and the level of education and political leaning.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Depends on the country. 2. Even in the US it depends on the charge. Despite the lip service certain offenses force the defendant to prove they didn't do what they're accused of.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the USA, it is supposed to be like that, though just being accused of something will ruin a person's reputation in a community. You have to tell prospective employers, so it can ruin a life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, with our system today.... That ain't so wrong. People in prison waiting for trial but too poor to afford bail. Guilty until innocent seems right

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this is true for traffic violations. But not criminal charges

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went to court once, the lawyer whom I never met told the judge that I was guilty. I said that i had never spoken to this person and I was supposed to have a lawyer defend me. How could he defend me if he never spoke to me. Guilty first never innocent first

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In countries like Russia and China this is de facto true, otherwise not.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, she's right, but you won't find that written in any text book

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet, in America, they put you in jail and keep you there until your trial. In Oregon, it can take years to go to trial because the system is so bogged down. So…your life is ruined, innocent or not. I think your teacher has the saying wrong, but not the fact. You are definitely guilty until proven innocent here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

De facto for the poor or by the way things are supposed to be by law ?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Us - innocent until proven guilty. England - guilty until proven innocent. I think that is correct

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's wrong. The English justice and police systems is better, judging by the number of wrongful convictions.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The teacher is correct on this. Yes, on paper is says innocent until proven guilty but if you've ever been in legal trouble you should know you have to prove your innocence to be set free.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're guilty until proven innocent UNTIL you go to court. And then even after.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, you are assumed innocent until convicted. Thats why it's always written up as the alleged whatever.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do wonder if the teacher was from a another country were that's how it is?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on where you live. Some places do have a presumption of guilt until innocence is proved.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, from a Black Lives Matter perspective, there might be a grain of truth there

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While not what is on the books, she's technically right with how messed up it is.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all countries legal systems operate that way - in some it is the other way around.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

depends on the country. France's justice system, last I heard, deals with the concept that you are guilty until proven innocent.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other way around, but you wouldn't know it. People lose their jobs daily because someone said they said something. No trial, no proof. The world is messed up.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends.. if it was CPS Court, that is 100% how it works and there is no proving your innocence.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I say you're wrong about that, teacher! So we'll all just assume that you are wrong until you prove that you're right."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, it seems like she got it right even though we’re supposed to say it the other way, in the US of course

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well she had it backward for the saying. pretty spot on for reality

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, these days in socialist Amerika, you are guilty until proven innocent...

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I had a primary school teacher ask the class how many hours were in a day. I proudly put up my hand and said '24'. She said no. So someone else said 12. She said no.

Her answer was 8. There are 8 hours in a say. I still don't know whether she was trying to ask about a work/school day, but asking 8 yr olds doesn't really clarify that, especially when she said in a day.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Before the blood touches oxygen, it is blue

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"You'll never be successful at anything you do."

Adjusted for inflation, I probably make 3 times her salary.

F**k you Mrs G.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I had a religion teacher tell us that humans evolved simultaneously across the world at the same time. This was proof of a "miracle." I insisted we all came from Africa and then spread out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the argument that we evolved separately is to try prove we're different species and therefore race is real. not surprising from a religious person.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I remember an elementary school teacher warning us to not accept apples on Halloween, cuz some people put razorblades in them. I mean, wouldnt you see the big fat cut on the apple?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be some seriously commited people out there, growing apples around a razorblade in prep for Halloween 😂

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I was told in no uncertain terms that the match in shape between Africa and South America was coincidental.


*edit* That is to say: The match between the Western coastline of Africa and the Eastern coastline of South America.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed this in kindergarten and pointed it out... If a 5 yearold can figure this out, so can a teacher. Unless she's a young earth creationist. Guessing from these being american posts, I'm going with young earther.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That when you get to middle school and high school, the teachers won’t constantly remind you of assignments that are approaching their due dates, or hunt you down for missing assignments

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little my 1st grade teacher told we would only be allowed to sit a certain way in 2nd grade so we should practice sitting “criss cross applesauce”. Yeah, second grade teacher didn’t care

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Not many people know this but the USA bombed Pearl Harbour.

We’re Canadian, but still, an adult should know better.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Destroy your own military base as a world war is raging around you. Completely logical. Edit: I know that sometimes military bases are destroyed on purpose (but usually when they are retreating)

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