30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone
Young kids soak up new information like a sponge. That is why educating them is important from an early age. It’s also crucial to have your facts straight before telling them to children—some of them might never forget what they've learned from a teacher. Whether it’s right or wrong.
The AskReddit community discussed statements by their elementary school teachers that couldn’t have been further from the truth. Their examples ranged from blindly denying scientific facts to cases of plain ignorance, all of which prove two things: a) some of the information you learn as a kid sticks for years to come, and b) certain people should be taught rather than teaching.
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I had a teacher try to tell the class that Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus were the only planets known to have rings. I raised my hand and added that Jupiter had rings too, but that they were so faint they were hard to see. She vehemently denied it. When I politely (yes, really) told her that I had just seen it in a book, she gave me detention for trying to correct her in front of the class. The next day, before class began, she approached me with an encyclopedia opened to a page about Jupiter, and apologized. She told the class I was indeed right, and that it's important to listen and learn from people even when we think we are 100% right. One of the more wholesome moments I can remember from school in my youth.
Good that she checked and held her hands up to it. I can respect people like that.
Good that she apologized and fact-checked but the detention was over the top
It takes a very respectful person to admit when they're wrong and apologise for it.
They gave the student a detention though....
Load More Replies...I don't want to call the BP writer an AH, but it's pretty AH behavior to say that a teacher who came back admitted they were wrong and apologized, shouldn't be allowed to teach anymore.
It's just one of the top replies to the Reddit post these were all taken from
Load More Replies...Something similar happened to me in highschool, on a test, I was marked wrong on one question, only thing wrong on the whole test, showed the teacher where it had my answer in the text, got it changed, and she told others if she had marked it wrong on their test, to see her after to class to get it fixed.
I had a teacher drop LSD on a weeknight, crash his car into a parked bus, then walk directly to the school from the accident. He literally walked all night since he was a 40 minute drive from the school, came in, taught his classes and left. He didn't get fired for this, it was when he took the boys hockey team (15-16 year olds) out to his friends bar for drinks to celebrate winning the championship that he got fired.
I mean she shoulda did that before giving the person detention, but good on her for righting her wrong and coming foreword about it to the class
i just remember that not long ago my younger sister teacher told her whole class that she(teacher) was perfect and that no one else was perfect but then her and then my sister told her the she was not perfect that only God was perfect the teacher go angry and send an email to my parents and a couple of days later they change my sister to a new class because she was "a low grade reader" or smth like that, that was the best thing she have ever told me and a thing i will never forget
Giving a child detention for pointing out that you may be wrong is over the top. Yes, it may be embarrassing to be corrected in front of your students, however, you as a teacher have to know that there will indeed be times when you need to be corrected.
In 3rd grade, my class teacher collected all our notebooks to ensure they were up to date. She returned everyone’s back couple days later but not mine. When asked, she claimed that i had never submitted and demanded that i tell her why I didn’t. I very politely said that she had collected it from me. I end up doing 100 situps, multiple slaps, and had to lie/admit that i had lost the notebook. Next morning my notebook dropped on her face from her very cupboard. She walks up to me..puts it on my desk…smirks and leaves. I take comfort in not receiving another beating for lying about note being lost 🤨
That if I didn’t learn my times tables I’d wind up a broke garbage man, never learned then but I’m a garbage man who made 6 figures last year
If my own garbage is any indicator, in summer at least, I don't have the nose for it and they deserve those 6 figures
Load More Replies...I grew up thinking that if you ended up as a garbage man, plumber or mechanic, you were a complete failure. I'm a mechanic and I now earn at least triple the salary than the number crunching "smart kids" from my classes and I actually enjoy my work...not like my intellectually superior acquaintances stuck in their cubicle farms!
As a teacher myself, never disparage anyone's job. I try to tell students that you want a job where you are happy and fulfilled, no matter what it is.
Society needs garbage men just as much as it needs heart surgeons, perhaps more so.
Load More Replies...Yeah I hate that garbage men and women are used as an example for a bad or worthless job. They make bank because god damn it they are one of the most important people in the city. You don't think so? Yeah? Then drive your own garbage in your car to the dump and process it yourself. I'd like to see how many people can do that without complaining about the smell.
DSNY in NYC starts at 50k a year, but after 10 years they earn 85k base on average, figuring holiday hours, overtime, and double overtime pay for snow, in a good year they can earn 100k. I know sanitation workers in NYC, and they pray for bad snows. A really bad year, they can earn 30k alone in Double Overtime pay for snow. They have a great union, that knows how to do PR with the public (like the last time they went on strike they waited several months for the weather to get cold in the winter so the trash wouldnt smell, and said if it snowed, they would return to work for the snow. The Public loved that,( unlike the Transit Union who last made a strike 3 weeks before x-mas, hurting small businesses, and leading to massive backlash and worse contract than the last offer before the strike.)
Sanitation workers are to be admired for their work. Without them, we'd be inundated with piles of trash and rivers of excrement. Just look at any garbage strike.
I never memorized the times tables, I just did the multiplication when I needed to. I now have a Master’s Degree. Should I redo third grade, and memorize them this time around?
Funny how some people have grandiosity issues. There is nothing wrong with being a "garbage man/woman". It is an honest job. Thanks to "the garbage people", my surroundings are clean😊.
Sex ed teacher in grade 7 told me that the white stuff that collects in my underwear is semen. I’m a girl.
I learned way later that it’s actually discharge and EVERY vagina does this.
I’m 62 now, so was a victim of early attempts at sex ed (late sixties to early seventies). I remember the teachers giggling a lot and being really hesitant to go into any of the more specific details. Let’s just say it left me wondering how semen gets through pajamas when a couple hugs each other in bed. A combination of a couple medical books and romance novels pretty much filled in some details and kind of clarified things for me. Later completely clarified by direct experience. Gee thanks, sex ed!
Load More Replies...Man we seriously need to stop being scared to teach people about their bodies. I was so embarrassed when I was young and thought there was something wrong with me and it wasn't for a really long time did I find that this was not only normal but a sign of a healthy vagina. I wholeheartedly believe that if people understood how bodies worked better, we wouldn't have people accidentally getting pregnant, saying ridiculous things like 'you can't get pregnant if it's legitimate rape' and they wouldn't get as many diseases. It would also help people to see what a safe abortion is, and why reproductive care is a lot more than just about abortion. And, sorry guys, but I think it would help if men understood women's bodies a little more if for no other reason than avoiding what I grew up with, which was a father who made me hide my tampons, and a brother who thought using tampons made you lose your virginity. Some women don't even know they pee out of a different hole than they bleed.
why do they have the gym teacher do it?...at least have a biology teacher do it
Try growing up during the late 80s and 90s…if you had unprotected sex just once, you were getting AIDS and Pregnant. While, yes it’s possible, they didn’t explain to us it’s incredibly unlikely in both cases.
My parents refused to sign off on Sex Ed for me in middle school, and students that do not take Sex Ed end up in Home Ec. I made cookies, a pillow, and a stuffed football..... all for myself, nothing for them.
Load More Replies...Are you sure the teacher didn't say sebum? Look it up. That's the white stuff that collects in exterior folds and crevasses.
That I won’t always have a calculator in my pocket. F****n liar.
To be fair, it was true at that time. Nobody could have predicted smart phones.
SO many Math teachers get asked over and over again “Why do we need to learn this?” The ‘not having a calculator in your pocket’ was true at the time and a decent answer. So if you can do it yourself, it’s because the teacher taught you.
Load More Replies...To name the teacher liar for that isn't fair and smart. How the hell should every teacher knows about technical development in the future!?
I sometimes do math by hand just to give my brain a refresher. I find it annoying when I suffer a brain fart over a simple equation at the grocery.
Giving well-meant advice about future self-sufficiency doesn't make you a f*****g liar. Statement like the OP"s do.
As a student, get familiar with the calculator because you can't take a fancy internet-enabled phone into your exams. And why would you run down the battery of your lifeline to the world when a $20 calculator does the same job.
I keep the calculator app on my home screen, I use it all the time.
My name's pronunciation. 1st grade 1st day of the year we all told our names, introductions etc. My name is from a SEA country and not even that difficult to say just read differently than its spelled, its even monosyllable. My teacher screeched at me and told me it'll be pronounced the way its phonetically spelled in English which included swapping two middle letters for some reason. The other students went along with it and so did I. Even to this day I still introduce myself by that pronunciation except to people of my own race. In university I started getting people that wanted to pronounce it correctly which was incredibly kind and they sort of pointed out how messed up it was for that teacher to decide that for me.
I would love to know as well!
Load More Replies...My 2nd grade teacher asked all the students what their middle name was. I don't have one, and told her so. She didn't believe me. She insisted that I *must* have one and that I needed to ask my parents what it was. And I'm thinking, "Who the **** do you think told me I don't have one in the first place, lady?"
In Europe it was still uncommon through 80s to have a middle name so my BF doesn't have one. It's amazing the disbelief he gets here in America when saying "none"
Load More Replies...One of my classmates in 9th grade had a very long Thai name. When the instructor paused during roll call, she said "Pip. I go by Pip." But the teacher actually wanted to know, and practiced how to say the Thai name correctly. I appreciate that now more than I ever did.
My name is Kay, I've had problems with teachers asking me what it stands for like they are reading it as an initial. When I replied by saying my name again and even spelling it out, they never believed me. I lost count of the amount of times I was put into detention for lying
I had a girl in my high school (I’m a teacher) whose name had a Q and a couple X’s in it and I asked her how to pronounce it and she smiled and said “Oh don’t worry about it. Everyone has just always called me Jamie.” (Which I learned wasn’t even close or a variation of how her name was said).
😆Try growing up with my name (yes, that is my name). Some days I wish I could have s nice, efficient, no-nonsense name like Beverly, or Stan, but I've learned to have a sense of humor about being called "ex-an-thip?" or "uuuhhhhhh......."
Load More Replies...I worked with somebody who repeatedly pronounced "Geoff" as "Goff". It's not even an uncommon name. He was Welsh though....
The first time in highschool in the usa (Exchange Student) they called me on the PA, I don't react. Didn't sound like my name. But if you read it in English pronunciation it sounds so different. Other fellow students pointed out that they meant in fact me. I asked the principle to pronounce it correct. In the end my name was quite often on the pa. Always mis pronounced. I. The 90 students and teacher used to have humor.
It was VERY messed up for the teacher to decide that for you! Particularly by screeching at you about it. I shudder to think how parent-teacher nights were for your parents. Yikes! I'm glad you found people who wanted to pronounce your name properly! Yay for decent people! We need more of those!
That’s as bad as having a Slavic last name (no vowels). I learned to wait for the teacher to get close to my name alphabetically, then pause and say “Uhhh” while calling the roll. Then I’d shoot my hand up say my name for them, and say “Here!”
People are going to offer you drugs disguised as candy at the park.. Just say no!
20 years later and I still haven’t been offered drugs at the park.
Drugs are expencive mate, no One is gonna offer them to you lol... ( This type of retóric was actually used to inspire fear on to children só they don't take anything from strangers, and it makes sence, its a lot easyer to tell a child that a stranger is gonna give them drugs desguised as candy than explain the REAL reson why not to accept anything from strangers )
Idk. I always found the threat of being kidnapped and abused to be way more terrifying. Drugs intrigued me. Only because they're described with words like "euphoric" lol. DARE really should have shown the real life of addicts. Not just explained the way being high makes you feel.
Load More Replies...I agree 100% and in people's life times you probably will be offered drugs from someone a co worker a friend ect
Load More Replies...I remember my dad warning me of the dangers of rock concerts. He said that people would give me a pill and I’d say “Where can I get more of this?” Then I’d get hooked and die. Imagine my disappointment when when this didn’t happen. See also “dealers at school gates” - Why? Kids haven’t got any money and would tell their parents anyway so it’s a s**t business model to start with.
Or met a 'pusher'. "Go on try it, you can have it for free....................."
I didn't believe this either - nobody had ever offered me free anything - until I was on my own backpacking around Europe for the summer just a week after graduating high school and scored a free roll (ecstacy) from a dude while I was exploring Amsterdam and wandered into the RLD. I wasn't even looking for drugs (or sex, was just exploring) and some rando chatted me up and learned I'd be around for a week. Obviously he thought I'd enjoy the free sample and be back (just like DARE taught, "the first one is free." My dumbass took it, and it was great, but I didn't go back - but could see why many might! (edit: this would have been summer of 2002)
Load More Replies...I mean, I've been offered drugs by strangers at a couple parties, but I do admit I approached said strangers after being told by others they were on deck.
"You shouldn't write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas' because you're X-ing out Christ." The X is really the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ.
Indeed, it was Christian businesses that started using the "X-Mas" abbreviation. Was never meant to "take the christ out of christmas" smh
Yeah, this is a standard talking point for soi-disant Chistians who know nothing about the history of their own religion.
Well, I'm a woman of faith and love. My God is bigger than history, bigger than the Bible, although I do love history, that part is just not interesting. I use 'Xmas' as a simple abbreviation and don't really overthink it.
Load More Replies...Xmas and Xian or Xtian are VERY old and were used by scribes in the Middle Ages. Interesting bit related trivia- the singer for the LA punk band 'X' is Exene Cervenka. Her real name is Christene (sic).
Jesus was supposedly crucified on a t-shaped cross, so it would be Tmax, not Xmas, if that were true. It was St Andrew who was crucified on an X-shaped cross.
Load More Replies...Who's business is it to tell me that I am "x-ing out Christ?" I celebrate Xmas as I have non-religious grandchildren who do. I celebrate Saturnalia. Christ is respected as a fantastic person and a prophet, but he is not worshiped, so Christ isn't a part of my celebration and he isn't a part of the non-religious grandchildren's families. My holiday was hijacked and named b y his worshipers as his birthday. Jesus was probably born in April, based on historic events. Incidentally, the man was not named Christ, it was a title closer to his description as a king. His name properly should be Jesus the Christ.
Ooooh boy. This has to be a rural town in the United States
I did not write this original post, but as someone who went to a school that had 125 students K-12 in rural North Dakota, I can confirm that we were told the same thing several times in elementary school.
Load More Replies...My mom told her 1st grade teacher her favorite color was magenta. Her teacher punished her for not picking a real color, and for arguing with her about it. My great-grandma, a painter, sent my mom to school the next day with a tube of magenta paint! Not long after this my mom skipped to the second grade😂
RGB system then magenta is midway between red and blue. CMYK system then magenta is a primary colour mixes with yellow and some black to create red and mixed with cyan and black to generate blue.
It's the difference between reflected light (RGB) and pigments (CMYK)
Load More Replies...It's not a real colour only in the sense that it has no unique wavelength but a mixture of two - it's extraspectral
Fun fact in the movie A color out of space they used magenta as the alien color because of that fact.
Load More Replies...I mean she's not entirely wrong. There are fascinating videos on why pink isn't a real colour but that seems extreme in terms of colour theory for a class where they ask your favorite colour.
And look how far Magenta has come. It’s now a toner cartridge colour, along with good old Yellow and whatever the hell Cyan is.
It is not a real colour though, it is your brain filling in for when both red and blue cones activate. Magenta coloured things are things that reflect the wavelengths involved.
Interestingly, magenta does not have a wavelength in the visible spectrum of light.
1st grade math Teacher: what's 2-1 Class: 1 Teacher: What about 1-2 Class: confused Teacher: See, you can't subtract a smaller number from a bugger number Me, an intellectual: Hey, wait a minute, that's negative 1 Teacher: Shush, those don't exist til third grade
Hey but this is kinda funny. The teacher didn’t outright deny the existence of negative numbers, just kept all the rest of the kids from getting confused. At least, IMO. :)
I would go with that, but what would have been better to me would have been to have told the students that he was right but it wasn't time to learn those yet, that would be in a more advanced account. Lets get the positive numbers down first.
Load More Replies...That's not the worst I've seen here. I don't think it's wrong for a teacher to say yes that can be done but it's beyond the scope of the lesson. Heck I've been studying software for a bit now and as I get deeper I realize something as simple as using an addition operator or a loop don't work for the reasons I was initially taught, but I didn't have enough knowledge to understand a more complicated answer at that time
I think the teacher tried to make a joke and imply op had some advanced knowledge
The real answer is "IOU 1". ;-) Our maths teacher used to drop things in from much higher up the syallabus. I learnt the solution for quadratic equations well before it would have been taught (useful for checking homework answers) and so was familiar with it when actually derived the proof for it.
That I could avoid a nuclear blast by hiding beneath my school desk.
Silly woman. I saw a movie about this, and now I know to climb into a refrigerator instead.
No, no, it only works with old refrigerators that had a thin lead linning, the new ones have insulting foam, só you may survive the blast lmao, but you Will end up dying from radiation poisoning .... ( And yes i am in fact jocking )
No no you have to have a camera, because the camera man never dies
Load More Replies...Both my parents were first responders, and they told me flat out that shelter-in-place was really just to make it easier to find the bodies.
I heard on a science podcast that it was too avoid the flying debris
Load More Replies...Or that your small combo desk and chair made of plywood (you know the ones I mean, with the teeny-weeny desktop that was too small for a book AND a spiral notebook to fit on, that you also had to squeeze behind to sit down), or more accurately, pressed sawdust—-in your second floor classroom, of your junior high that was built up the side of a hill, that also had a tiny vein of the San Andreas under the tennis courts—-was going to protect you when the building inevitably collapsed during an earthquake. ALSO, I was in school when they were still doing the fallout drills. My school decided to line us up single file along the walls of the basement. Thing is, there were more students than wallspace, and noone ever suggested to abandon the single file c**p. So they had us line up, still single file, on the basement steps, which went directly to a glass outer door—-the very same door that would be blasted in from the bomb’s shockwave, and therefore wide open to welcome the fireball that followed.
There is an interesting German movie about a fictional nuclear disaster in Germany. It‘s called „Die Wolke“ (the cloud) and is really worth watching. It‘s heartbreaking though.
In the 50's and into the 60's it was "duck and cover". Under your desk with newspaper over your head. Being ever so critical I said we have no newspapers. I determined that we were not supposed to realize this.
A student in my class asked why we call it the 20th century when the year was 19xx. The teacher explained that most likely that a long time ago probably in the dark ages they made a mistake in printing a calendar, but by the time it was noticed all the calendars had been made and sent out, so they just left it that way.
I heard her say this and knew it was all kinds of bull s**t, but I said nothing because I was a shy 4th grader and she was a hostile nun.
Sounds like a great name for a death metal band 😄
Load More Replies...My Mother in Law had her nose broke by a Nun at her school in rural Ireland. Cracked her across the bridge of her nose with a blackboard eraser. She had numerous stories of the Nuns cruelty.
Our head was a nun and she liked her metre stick (yard stick?). Anyway you could be just minding your business and then she'd walk past and you'd get cracked on your bare calves. She liked to throw books too.
Load More Replies...Nuns were always hostile. I went into kindergarten being able to read, and entered first grade not knowing how too. They had a three foot long wooden poker with a three foot reach. She could smack almost anyone, anywhere in the classroom. Lunch was worse, there was one stationed at the garbage can, who took all your recess time if you through so much as a piece of bread away. The starving people in Africa, the pagan babies. They were creatures of destruction. When my friend got smacked for not reading something right, I went mute, my parents puked me out and put me in public school.
That the moon emits light, just like the sun. As a nerdy kid interested in space I told her that it’s actually reflecting the light of the sun, but she did not believe me.
My teacher told me the moon didn't affect the tides of the sea. And I had to stop making stupid comments
She may have been the American tourist that asked me if it was the same moon that they have...
This is why many states have upped the education standards for teachers. In Virginia, there used to be an "education" major, but in the late 90's it was replaced with a "minor" in education, while you major in a specific subject. California requires Master's Degrees.
I taught in Indiana in the mid-70's. You had to have your Masters in five yrs after you started teaching. Don't know if it's the same now.
Load More Replies...Science teacher told my 5th grade daughter that pineapples grew on trees and gave her detention for arguing. She was the third teacher I got fired that year!
elementary school teachers are, by far, not the sharpest tools in the teaching shed
Never forget it. In 4th grade we were learning about bats. And the teacher asked the class to name as many different types of bats as we could. I raised my hand and said "Vampire Bats," and he said name only real ones please.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat)
They are real, and I knew it. But he made me feel like an a*s.
With overwhelming amounts of references and citations.
Load More Replies...I remember a 4th grade teacher telling me I was wrong when I said glass being a liquid was a myth. Then i remember the detention next day when I brought in the kids encyclopedia I had about it to show the teacher I was right
I think it has since been recategorized, but that's what I grew up knowing, too.
Load More Replies..."Some species of vampire bat do not drink blood, and are known as 'false vampires'. Which just goes to show that when you're a bat, you can't win." - Steve Aylett
My teacher did this except for woolly mammoths in the extinct animals category. I actually brought my book in the next day and she refused to look because it was more important to her to "win" than be correct. That day i decided teachers don't know everything. I was 7.
It is an unfortunate lesson about teachers/adults, but in a way, handy to have learned it at a young age. Like the lesson that "life is not always fair". I was pretty young when I learned that harsh lesson, which I continue to dislike that is true, but I'm glad (well, maybe not glad😒) that I learned it young.
Load More Replies...Well, my 9- year old lost points on a test because she wrote that plants convert energy of the Sun to sugars and teacher said it's incorrect, and plants convert sunlight to sugars. I suppose the teacher didn't advance in school enough to learn that light is energy... Nor learned the 1st law of thermodynamics...
I learned that from Ms. Frizzle when I was young. Goes to show that dumbass teacher that even a fictional teacher from a series of educational children's picture books and a successful TV adaptation of said books is much smarter than most of the real teachers nowadays.
Load More Replies...I'd have said "Let's go down to the library and check, and whoever's wrong has to apologise in public."
In 6th grade, 1978/79, my teacher told the class that Queen Elizabeth II had three children. (I'm from the USA and don't remember why this came up in class, but my mother and sisters are anglophiles and even I know the monarchs in order since Richard III.) I wasn't sure but I said, "that doesn't sound right." So we bet each other. The next day I won the bet; Prince Edward, the queen's fourth child, was already a teenager. My teacher said "Well, my encyclopedia said she had three children." "I said, "Well, you need a new encyclopedia." My record in the teacher wars wasn't 100%, but this was a high point
Load More Replies...Teacher should feel like the idiot he is. Even a 9 year old knows vampire bats are real. Seems like so many so called "teachers " are not. Their job is to educate not discourage, disparage or ridicule.
I think he doesn't think they're real because vampires can turn into bats at night, but vampire bats are 100% real.
Load More Replies...As opposed to a "vampire's bats"... you know, the ones that live in Dracula's castle.... ;-)
Teacher was an azz.vsmpire bats are the largest bat on the planet, they just don't give you immortal status.
I think I've corrected a few of my teachers in junior high school and high school to the point where they've gotten so mad at me. Oh so sorry for being smarter than you, Ms. Pagel!
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6th Grade
Me: But what happens when you subtract a negative number *from* a negative number
Teacher: You...can't do that
"Same signs add and keep, different signs subtract, keep the sign if the larger one and you will be exact." Sing to the tune of row, row, row your boat. My math teacher taught me that. It's the rules of adding and subtracting negatives.
Because the qualified ones are being driven away.
Load More Replies...Wait when did you guys learn negative numbers arithmetic... I thought we learned this in 3rd grade or something🥲
In the states at least Common core recommends between ages 11 and 12 which means around 5th or 6th grade and 45 states hold to it
Load More Replies...You could never have more debt! As soon as you owe, you're cut off.
Load More Replies...Okay, I don't know what that picture is, but problem four is TOTALLY false.
That I couldn't have blue eyes if my mom had brown eyes. Thus began a life long obsession with genetics so I could prove her an absolute f*****g fool. Bless my mom's single recessive gene she passed to me. I missed the blonde but I'll take the blue eyes.
That's one we had as an example in biology class. Get one blue gene, one brown gene, your eyes are brown. Your kid will get from you either the blue or the brown and it's 50% chance on which. if both parents have one blue gene and one brown, they both have brown eyes with the 25% chance of a blue eyed kid (getting blue gene from both parents), 50% chance kid will have the one blue one brown combo with brown eyes and 25% chance the kid will have both genes for brown eyes (looks the same as the 50% chance kid, but can't have blue eyed kids, cause both the genes are brown)
My husband and I both have green eyes. Our oldest child has green eyes. Next pregnancy ends up twins - who have blue eyes! The chances of us having a blue eyed kid is small to start, then it ends up splitting into twins! Genetics are fun :)
Load More Replies...My husband and myself have dark brown hair and brown eyes. Our oldest son has blonde hair and bright blue eyes. (No, he's not the milkman's son! LOL) We both have grandparents with blonde hair and blue eyes.
My mum's were very dark brown - so dark you couldn't see the pupil. My dad's that icy vivid blue. They had 4 children with the following eye colours: Green, Hazel, a greyer green, Amber. We had lots of joke about the milkman as well as our hair was red, mid brown, blonde, dark brown.
Load More Replies...My dad has blue eyes. My mom has brown eyes. Genetics said: f**k it, hazel eyes.
God this sent my family into a spin! Back in secondary school we learnt in biology the percentage chance of parent A having X colour eyes and parent B etc etc and they asked around the class and I explained my mum has blue and my dad has green and the teacher said but you have brown eyes so that can’t be right! Went home asking them to just admit I was adopted! My mum still denies to this day that I am adopted.. I now believe her but the damage that teacher did to my security was crazy! Just an FYI, I got colouring from my Grandad so that’s where the dark brown eyes came from
Eye colour is more complicated than the 2 allele system taught in high school. I always explain this as a teacher to stop stuff like this happening. There's some great articles online about how eye colours actually inherited. I'm sorry this happened to you
Load More Replies...I remember those Mendelian charts. Don’t forget your dad’s recessive genes (plural) if his eyes were blue, or gene (singular) if they were brown.
I was alway fascinated with genetics as a kid because of how different my two siblings and I look; we all have different color eyes, skin tone, different hair texture and color. None of us are the same as my mom and I'm the closest to my dad with both dark eyes and dark curly hair but my skin tone is significantly lighter than his (some peopledidnt believehe was biological dad). My mom was an anomaly too because she was 1 of 9 siblings and the only one with green eyes while everyone else had blue.
Same here - except parents were the other way round eye-colour wise!
Load More Replies...How the bloody hell did this dipshit become a biology teacher?! I had two great science teachers in middle school and high school who knew their s**t when it came to genetics and they even taught me about eye colour too. I want this r****d to be fired from his teaching job
Science teacher in 4th grade told us it takes food 45 minutes to get to your stomach after swallowing. Spent an entire class period on it. He handed us each a piece of cereal to eat at the beginning of class. Halfway through (some 20 minutes later), we had to point to where it likely was in our system. The correct answer, according to him, was somewhere right above our collarbone. Years later, a bite of too-hot oatmeal told me he was an idiot in all of about four seconds.
Maybe the teacher meant that's how long food stays in the stomach? 45 min is still lower than I was taught but much closer to fact than what OP heard from them
Nope, otherwise he would not have said after 20 min the food was still sitting halfway btwn the mouth and stomach. Teacher was a dumb*ss.
Load More Replies...You mean to tell me that not one of the smart weisenheimers in the class thought to play with him a while, and ask him if a single corn flake was only at their collarbone twenty minutes after eating it, then wouldn’t eating a whole bowl full of cornflakes end up blocking their esophagus? How about a big dinner? Would their esophagus get so stuffed it would burst? And hey, what about liquids? Do they, like, pool in their esophagus and only reach their collarbone area in twenty minutes too? Come on, there are always smartasses (many with the emphasis on smart) who know the teacher is full of s**t, and won’t pass up the opportunity to show him up?
OMG, I had to find this post again because I just realized the perfect rebuttal. DRINKING WATER! If it took 45 minutes, we'd have all drowned with our first bottle.
Are these people getting their teaching degrees from a CrackerJack box???
A good shot on an empty stomach will tell you instantly as well, but with a different kind of burn
I got sent to the principal's office for using the word "plethora." The teacher thought it was a swear word. So did the principal.
EDIT: For those asking about a dictionary, yes, they looked it up. And there is some obscure, arcane definition that means a swelling of a body part. This, of course, is the only definition my teacher knew, not the extremely common one.
Watch the Three Amigos and El Guapo and Jeffe will help you understand plethora
Depends... swelling male (and female!) body parts are swears...
Load More Replies...It means a lot of something. Which is probably where the single sex related thing is from. Like engorged means too much blood in your private area. And I know you said rude not sexual. But rude CAN mean something sexual
That there was no such thing as a black flower. She put a big X through my painting.
My art teacher was like that. He failed me because I painted my wood duck yellow. I was so mad I grabbed his sign that said creativity, not conformity tore it in half and walked out.
Load More Replies...Even if there wasn't, who cares?? Having an imagination that can see beyond the normal is a gift!!
I was gonna say the same lol. They could have used an actual flower.
Load More Replies...In 1st grade the nuns failed me in art class because I colored outside the lines. The beginning of the formation of an inferiority complex.
I hate people that crush individuality and uniqueness.
Load More Replies...Putting an X through the painting is wrong, but the there are no naturally black flowers. Some interesting info here: https://www.interflora.co.uk/blog/black-flowers
Literalism doesn't belong in a kids' art class.
Load More Replies...There's no such thing as a purple bear but when people paint those they are still fine and pretty f*****g adorable
or red bears or blue bears but Charmin is allowed to use those and no one complains about their colors
Load More Replies...I was punished because I made a mushroom with a rounded top, btch kept smashing it saying mushrooms don't look like that. She fired a smashed lump of clay and I got sent to the principal
Uuhhh....the mushrooms that make Mario grow big are based on a real red and white spotted mushroom called Amanita maria and they have a rounded top. That stupid ho shouldn't be an art teacher nor should she even follow art at all if that's her way of thinking.
Load More Replies...My husband is an artist. He grew up in the agricultural US Midwest. He likes realism. At the uni one prof asked the students to bring in book with the types of things they like to paint as reference material. My husband did. Then infront of the whole class the professor yelled at him barns?! BARNS???!!! YOU LIKE TO PAINT BARNS. Embarrased the heck out of my hubs...and yes he likes painting rural landscapes..with barns. People are jerks.
That Lincoln was the first American president. I told her she was wrong, it was Washington, and she snapped, saying ‘well why do you know so much about American politics it is pathetic.’ And all the other kids in my class started making fun of me for being stupid.
Reasons why I hate rural Canada.
Ah yes, the first 15 leaders of American are completely irrelevant. LiNcOlN wAs ThE fIrSt PrEsIdEnT!! /s
Why were people being taught about American presidents in Canada? I'm an American and the only political knowledge I have of Canada is that they have a prime minister.
But…. They are your neighbours! Don‘t you learn anything about foreign countries at school? Not even politically or commercialy important ones?
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I live in a very a Southern State in the U. S. and the Dean of our History Department in college not only specializes, but regularly teaches about Segregation. He is from Great Britain, he is respected by he colleagues and students alike. Anybody from anywhere can enjoy and learn whatever they wish about whatever subject they wish. Absolutely to heck what anybody else thinks!
I mean, I don't get mad at another country not knowing our presidents. I for damn sure don't know theirs. But their reaction to you having the knowledge seems a little silly.
Not a teacher but the principal. When I reported one of the school bullies for physically attacking me (plenty of obvious proof), he put the blame on ME, & told me to "grow up". Spineless worm!
Got expelled for that once, until my parents pointed out the finger-shaped bruises around my neck.
Load More Replies...God I hate this attitude so much from teachers and admins. When I was getting bullied in school, it was always my fault for "not trying to make friends with the other kids"... why would I want to be friends with them when they treat me so horribly?
The obvious thing to do the next time it happens is slap/hit the bully back and if you get punished just say I manned up like you told me to.
same here! got sent to the principal after hitting a girl that kept bullying me. Principal said it was my own fault because i "dressed weird" I wore back jeans and black shirts. Not even emo or gothic or new wave or anything. idiot. When my mom came to school she told him he's an idiot. edit: i also wore army boots. A teacher (not mine) once aproached me and snapped "are those your dads shoes" i was way passed the age of always being polite, and snapped "no my moms" to wich he replied "does she have such ugly big feet too" A TEACHER.
I do sincerely want that teacher to kill himself. F**k him and his judgemental way of thinking.
Load More Replies...had that happen cus the girl who hurt me had her obsessive mom working at the school
This is exactly why my teens are homeschooled. The powers that be at public school chose victim blaming over addressing the problem.
Sorry to say he right in a sense thou, only way ti deal with bully is fight back. Telling teacher or adult don't work, they can't be with you 24hr a day. You want to stop a bully grab a baseball bat beat him with it. How much you wanna bet your bully problem will be solved. Everyone need to stop saying violence don't solve our problem, but it does. In the case of bullies.
"The higher you go up on a mountain the hotter it gets because you're getting closer to the sun" - my 5th grade teacher
Due to less atmospheric shielding, not proximity to the sun. With the sun ~93,000,000 miles away, 2 to 5 miles of mountain elevation is absurdly insignificant.
Load More Replies...The opposite is true; higher elevations are cooler, but it has nothing to do with proximity to the sun. The sun is 91.7 **million** miles from Earth, so going up a mountain a few thousand feet is like a drop in the ocean compared to that distance.
Lapse Rate - allow me to introduce myself. What the teacher said does apply to buildings though. I Iive in in a three- storied apartment, and in Summer, my neighbours flat on the second floor is exponentially cooler than ours on the third floor.
That is just due to heat rising, not proximity to the sun.
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That in a court of law we are guilty until proven innocent. She confidently told us that multiple times, pretty sure she got it backwards
O.o It being the other way around is a fundamental human right and a cornerstone of democracy...
And yet, neither the police nor juries respect that concept.
Load More Replies...As someone who has been on the wrong side of the justice system, the teacher was right. At least in the states
Yes we are definitely treated as if guilty until proving otherwise. I was put in jail under mistaken identity and when let out the next morning you don't get an apology for the treatment
Load More Replies...Did She now???? Because i believe she's extremelly right lol, granted its not what the law " says " ( Innocent untill proven guilty ), but its what for the most part society " says ", guilty untill proven Innocent....
Assumption of innocence is not codified anywhere in any US laws, the constitution, or Bill of Rights. It is more a philosophy. In some states and regions it is more loosely applied depending on one's race and the level of education and political leaning.
1. Depends on the country. 2. Even in the US it depends on the charge. Despite the lip service certain offenses force the defendant to prove they didn't do what they're accused of.
In the USA, it is supposed to be like that, though just being accused of something will ruin a person's reputation in a community. You have to tell prospective employers, so it can ruin a life.
I had a primary school teacher ask the class how many hours were in a day. I proudly put up my hand and said '24'. She said no. So someone else said 12. She said no.
Her answer was 8. There are 8 hours in a say. I still don't know whether she was trying to ask about a work/school day, but asking 8 yr olds doesn't really clarify that, especially when she said in a day.
Maybe she meant "day" as in sunrise to sunset which might still be wrong I dont know
Load More Replies...She was a teacher. What did she know about working 8 hours a day? I don't know of any teachers who don't work well after "regular working hours"
"Lucky, lucky, lucky me! / I'm a lucky son of a gun / I work eight hours, and sleep eight hours / That leaves eight hours for fun…" - Evelyn Knight
Load More Replies...No, there are 24 hours each day. That's why most stores say "We're open 24/7!", the improper fraction means the stores are open TWENTY-FOUR HOURS in SEVEN DAYS.
Before the blood touches oxygen, it is blue
Common misconception because veins are a blue color. Since arteries are red and contain oxygenated blood, then deoxygenated blood must be blue
Load More Replies...A common myth, often repeated. De-oxygenated blood, on the way back to the heart, is less red and can appear blue due to how light filters through the skin.
Teacher told us oxygenated blood is red and deoxygenated blood is a darker shade of red (a bit near purple)
Well, i had a teacher that kind of told me a similar thing, só you have venous blood and arterial blood, arterial blood is a deep red because its rich in oxigen, venous blood hás a darker color since its depleted of oxigen.
I heard this one too. An art teacher, thankfully, but she was dead set that ALL BLOOD INSIDE THE BODY IS BLUE, and only turns red when it touches air (when you get a cut). Ffs. Humans would be blue toned.
"You'll never be successful at anything you do." Adjusted for inflation, I probably make 3 times her salary. F**k you Mrs G.
I'm pretty sure I've told this story here before, but my 4th grade maths teacher is another one who shouldn't be in education. My mom had just died in a car wreck and I was out of school for some time (don't remember exactly how long, it's been 20+ years and I blocked that all out of my memory). At the funeral, she came up to me at the receiving line, which I had to leave before she got through it so I could sit and cry, with all the class and home work I had missed and told me to have it all done by the time I came back. Heartless b****h.
Load More Replies...My English teacher the year I matriculated. She said my research was awful when it came to orals and that I could not express myself in the written form. I got a distinction, studied English in university and now make a VERY good living as content writer. Some of you have probably read my bad English language articles on the internet.
There are many people who make three times a teacher's salary who are complete failures as human beings. Sometimes that's even why.
She'll probably go 'see, my reversed psychology worked'... I had the same kinda jerkteachers (not all, though, some were great)
Load More Replies...I suppose this depends on who she said it too, clearly she was wrong in your case but she may have been right in others. Nor that she should be saying it to anyone, but just saying.
Fast food workers make more than teachers. Good for you for getting somewhere in life, and that teacher has no business teaching if that’s their attitude. But comparing your salary to a teacher’s is pretty sad.
In my opinion anyone who is a teacher and says this should be insta-fired
I had a religion teacher tell us that humans evolved simultaneously across the world at the same time. This was proof of a "miracle." I insisted we all came from Africa and then spread out.
the argument that we evolved separately is to try prove we're different species and therefore race is real. not surprising from a religious person.
Race and species are entirely different concepts. Racial differences (prevalence of certain diseases, differences in tissue structures, differences in skin color, differences in DNA, etc.) are very real and a function of different people evolving in different regions of the world where different characteristics provided survival benefits. Evolutionary variances within species are found *all over the planet* in *all kinds of species* and the notion that race and the associated plethora of overt physical and genetic differences are somehow not "real" makes no sense.
Load More Replies...I was made to stand outside my religious education class for a whole term because I said it was unlikely Jesus was a blond blue eyes man because he came from the middle East and as such would most likely look like most middle eastern people. I'm proud to say I was later able to have a chat with our biology teacher who confirmed this, but still no RE for me.
Well ancient Jews sources say the entrance to Eden was in center of Africa (that god sealed up), and that when Adam and Eve were kicked out, it was in Africa, and from there their kids spread out over the world. Oh and that their kids were born on the 7th day, the whole incident with Cain and Abel was on that same day, their third kids, etc. Very long day in Eden before being expelled to earth
This argument is still in schools today, any teacher that teaches creationism should be fired for violations of separation of church and state, schools being state province
Religion teachers should not be trying to teach what they know nothing about. Just stick to their limited scope of knowledge.
Religion belongs under cultural studies and philosophy, it should not have time on its own.
Load More Replies...and, multiple types of humanoids existed during the same time periods and places...some even mated!
I remember an elementary school teacher warning us to not accept apples on Halloween, cuz some people put razorblades in them. I mean, wouldnt you see the big fat cut on the apple?
Must be some seriously commited people out there, growing apples around a razorblade in prep for Halloween 😂
This urban myth was actually started by children who didn’t want apples, they wanted candy for Halloween.
Load More Replies...This one was prevalent when I was a child. I don't know about razor blades, but my mom used to cut all the apples we collected on Halloween, when I was 7, she found one hard to cut, got my dad to help and it was full of straight pins that had been pushed into it. It was not really noticeable from the outside, parents were mortified. Parents contacted neighbours and they all found the same thing, police got involved and because we were children who didn't like getting apples instead of candy, we were able to direct the police to the addresses that gave out apples that night.
What kind of person would do that? Why? And were they punished for this?
Load More Replies...In the USA, there are No reported cases of razor blades in Halloween apples.
And the only case of poisoned candy was a father after Insurance Money
Load More Replies...Razor blades were thinner back then, and alot of times kids would eat the apples while trick or treating. It was a different time, kids could go out without their parents and come back at 9 when it was done. No trunk or treat, you wanted candy you mapped out your route and you walked fast. My kids once came home with an entire pillow case of treats.
This has been around since the 60s and numerous investigations have found ZERO cases of it.
I was told in no uncertain terms that the match in shape between Africa and South America was coincidental.
*edit* That is to say: The match between the Western coastline of Africa and the Eastern coastline of South America.
I noticed this in kindergarten and pointed it out... If a 5 yearold can figure this out, so can a teacher. Unless she's a young earth creationist. Guessing from these being american posts, I'm going with young earther.
Please stop with the “all Americans are stupid” stereotypes. Sure, we have our idiots. And they’re very vocal. But many Americans are normal people, and it’s getting really tiring to be constantly roped in with the a$$holes/idiots.
Load More Replies...TBF the theory of continental drift wasn't generally accepted even among scientists until the 1960s/70s so depending on your age and the age of your teacher it might not be _that_ surprising that they didn't know about it.
True. She may not known about Pangaea. But she could have said something else. I don't know why teachers think they can't be wrong.
Load More Replies...When maps got accurate enough, it was suspected, but until the tectonic plates were sussed out we dint know the mechanism.
Plate tectonics was validated in the 60s. Your teacher just had a pre-1960s education.
My dad's teacher told him the same thing in the 60s. Back then they were just figuring out plate tectonics so the theory wasn't ready to be presented to grade school kids.
The whole theory of continental drift has only been common since the late 1950s and even then the scientific establishment resisted. Until geologists were able to visit both sides of the Atlantic in 1962 and show that they were identical was it grudgingly accepted.
Anyone explain how the land mass Pangea split apart to this moron?
No need for personal insults. Pangea formed and then broke apart due to mantle convection, the movement of Earth's rocky crust over the mantle because of currents created by interior heat. This is the primary mechanism for plate tectonics.
Load More Replies...To be fair there are a lot of seemingly obvious answers that are incorrect. Like the person that thought it was warmer as you got closer to the sun. That is just a logical as Africa and SA.
Well it's not entirely wrong , it is a big coincidence that the water level on both continents is the same. With so many miles and individual coastline erosion they could easily look different on the surface.
That when you get to middle school and high school, the teachers won’t constantly remind you of assignments that are approaching their due dates, or hunt you down for missing assignments
When I was little my 1st grade teacher told we would only be allowed to sit a certain way in 2nd grade so we should practice sitting “criss cross applesauce”. Yeah, second grade teacher didn’t care
Criss Cross applesauce is actually really bad for legs at that age
Load More Replies...In elementary school I was told that each missing assignment brought our grade down BY A WHOLE LETTER GRADE! There was no - or +, just a b c d f. She would go off about how at this rate we would all have f’s and if we didn’t get better we wouldn’t survive middle school. What a way to affect 5th graders self esteem. So far, I have b’s and c’s, almost at an a, and feeling good about myself. F ms r.
Congrats on your grades! You should be proud of yourself. As someone who recently started college, the grades you have now aren’t likely to destroy a chance at college (if that’s something you want). You’re doing fine. You can do this!
Load More Replies...As a high school teacher, I remind students of approaching due dates. I more inquire about missing work (not to the degree of hunting students down). I believe some parts of education go beyond academic, like teaching students skills like time management and self discipline.
Hey, I had a college professor hunt me down after I missed the final exam. And then she gave me extra time to take it. Note to self: never believe classmates when they tell you the exam time. Get confirmation!
College doesn't usually remind you of this stuff. They also don't make you do stupid useless homework. Which is why I excelled there. Teachers were always presenting it as something bad. That they wouldn't make me do homework and thus I would fail. Who needs stupid homework? It's just repetitive busy work most of the time.
Yes, we have to learn to be responsible for ourselves at some point.
Not many people know this but the USA bombed Pearl Harbour. We’re Canadian, but still, an adult should know better.
Destroy your own military base as a world war is raging around you. Completely logical. Edit: I know that sometimes military bases are destroyed on purpose (but usually when they are retreating)
Bombed From behind the grassy knoll? Or perhaps the craft recovered from Area 51 was armed with torpedoes...
JFK wasnt assassinated. He's a lizard person living with Elvis.
Load More Replies...yes, as an American I can confirm we bombed ourselves with Japanese planes
Guessing this poster is one of the select few who do "know" this because of a YouTube video. I had no idea how powerful the emotion is that's tied to feeling like one of the few supposedly "in the know" until the last several years. We need more psychologist studying this stat.
There's an asinine conspiracy theory that the US government purposely provoked Japan into bombing Pearl Harbor as an excuse to join the war.
or like this post says, we did it ourselves to get the american people behind entering the war.... If anyone is interested these are two hefty rabbit holes
Load More Replies...I was born on Pearl Harbor Day and my great grandfather was there when it was bombed and as an American that really pisses me off to hear that idiot thought it was domestic terrorism and not Japan.
That teaching multiplication tables as fast as possible is the best way to do it. No. Speeding through teaching each set (like blowing through a set a week) and having timed tests set me up for complete failure. The timed tests made me so anxious I couldn't think straight enough to correctly answer the ones I actually had the chance to try and answer. Then of course all the ones left undone were counted against you. I don't think I ever managed to fill one of those things completely out before the timer went off. The saddest part is even though I was visibly struggling and failing the subject the teacher never seemed to see that as a red flag and attempt to help me. And math builds on itself so after the multiplication tables everything else I ever had to learn was way harder than it needed to be. If more time was taken to teach each set, ending with a normal non-timed test, I would probably know my multiplication tables today. But I don't. I was also told I'd never graduate without knowing my multiplication tables, that was also a lie
Or if you do 9×3 it be 3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3=9 You take what ever and make it what ever number your times it with that many. Another one 4×3 4+4+4=12 But in everyday life you don't really need it unless your job calls for it.
Did you mean 27 instead of 9, in your first calculations?
Load More Replies...The old way (sort of): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hulxx190Pv0
Load More Replies...Time tests are the thing that made almost every kid freeze during testing. Some are so bad they are literally paralyzed with fear of taking tests. One on one they get every answer right, test in front of them they draw a blank.
I had an anxiety attack in 4th grade during a timed multiplication table test, and I had to go sit in the counseling room while I cried.
This is probably the same reason I didn't do any better in math. That, and the fact that I learned touch-point (look it up) instead of memorizing single digit addition and subtraction tables. I moved to a school where they hadn't learned touch-point, and the other kids were ahead of me. I used to get very frustrated that I couldn't ever answer the flash cards first. This set me up for a long struggle of playing catch up from long division onward.
I could never be bothered learning the times table. It was less effort to just do the sums.
multiplication tables are easy when you realise they're just asking addition questions. 6x6 just means take 0 and add 6 to it, 6 times. IE 6+6+6+6+6+6
I teach high school. I had a student recently tell me that she was nervous that all the detentions she got at her old school because of being late to school would remain on her record. She was so relieved when I told her that they wouldn't.
Just to clarify for anyone else, this is a joke. After high school, the only thing that matters is your criminal record, your GPA (if you want to get into college), and the fact that you graduated.
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That I will I will never amount to anything
I'm so sorry a teacher should never say that and get in big trouble for saying that. She is just a big bully. And don't need to be working in any educational system.
Sports teacher, who never liked me, wouldn't send me to the local schools football trials (UK soccer). Went to watch my mate and a teacher from another school asked why I wasn't playing. When I told him, he got me in the trial, wearing my mates, two sizes too big spare boots. Got in and played, not only for the towns schools, also for the county. He always said you're not good enough but as an adult I played semi pro football getting paid. I'm sure seeing my name in the local newspaper really pi$$ed him off.
Conversely, my teachers called me gifted. Guess who's a burnout that dropped out of university and spent most of their adult life working in an animal shelter?
I got told this by a horrible teacher who called me up to the board every lesson, and yelled at me asking what the question is. When I stumbled or stuttered, he shouted like a baboon and once nearly hit me. His face was quite red too. Whatever answer I gave, it was never correct. Even when I knew it was! He called me stupid, and I got teased terribly, and bullied badly. Last I heard he was fired. Oh well. It turns out he picked one child every year to use as a scapegoat for his angry and sad emotions. The worst thing was, he made sure I had him for every lesson except languages and PE, so I couldn't escape.
Oh no. Bless you darling. You will amount to being the perfect you xxx
"I'll never amount to anything? Hmmm... I don't know Mr. Doochbagg, I don't really see myself following in your footsteps..."
And here we are now at the last stage of soft times make soft men. If our men get much softer they'll be a puddle. So expect hard times and even harder men shortly. There's nothing wrong with trying to get the kid to focus and be the best they can be. Stop the fidget spinners, the poopers. Kids in school are there to learn,not watch a thing spun around. Stop being a helicopter parent.
And you think that telling a kid they'll never amount to anything will help them focus? I'd imagine you also advocate "motivational beatings"
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Never start a sentence with “because.”
We’re off to see the wizard, the wondeful wizard of Oz 🎶
Load More Replies...Because it's a conjunction, like 'and' or 'but'. You're not supposed to start a sentence with a conjunction because they didn't do it in Latin, same reason you're not supposed to split your infinitives. The fact that Latin isn't even from the same family of languages as English and had completely different grammar did not deter the idiot grammarians who attempted to 'classicise' English.
Load More Replies...I get where this is coming from but it's still wrong. "Because" is meant to be a conjunction word, joining two parts together, but there is no reason you can't swap the parts over EG: Because this sentence starts with "because", I had to put a comma in it.
In formal English this is correct. Same with "and" and "but". They are used as conjunctions. But informally, we do it all the time. Because.
Genuine question: how are you supposed to answer a why-question?
Load More Replies...Because of this false fact that many children were told, they missed out on a fun way to write sentences
Because teachers are not always correct, we have sometimes sought answers elsewhere....
I live in Germany and my teacher told us poor 3rd graders who knew little to no english in Sex Ed that "Sex" by definition means abusing someone. I think about that a lot and I still have no idea why she would tell us that.
My suspicion was she wanted to steer the children clear of sex, whilst still telling them of the biology it.
Load More Replies...Because she's not worthy to be a teacher, another district hiring weirdos instead of the good ones.
The sun was on fire 🤦♀️ wasn't til last year that my boyfriend reminded me that fire needs oxygen and the sun is a nuclear fusion. Los Angeles Public School system guys.
No, there is no fire in/on the sun. What you're seeing is very hot plasma.
Load More Replies...Well in fairness there is oxygen on the sun, but no it's not on "fire" the sun is a ball of plasma. The light that you see is a byproduct of nuclear fusion. But the sun rises more than just hydrogen into helium. Many heavier elements are also produced, all the way up to iron. This includes carbon, oxygen, and nitrogen. The building blocks of life.
Depends when you heard that. Nuclear fusion is hard to explain in elemetary school.
"a nuclear fusion." sounds like you don't understand too much about the subject either I guess?
I had a teacher try telling me you sweat urine and that's why you smell when you sweat. Naturally as a young gullible I believed it because your teacher is supposed to be right, and went home telling my parents that who then told me the truth.
Fun fact. It's made up of 99% water. 1% is made up of a combination of ammonia, lactic acid, vitamin C, uric acid, and urea, the main component of urine. So yes your sweat has pee in it
middle school not elementary, but my sixth grade _science teacher_ told the class that sound travels faster than light because “if a plane is flying overhead, you hear it before you see it!”
That makes no sense what so ever......because there was no example of light.
I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure the universe breaks if we swap the speeds of light and sound
More importantly, that means that according to that teacher we ( humankind ) allready have FTL ( Faster than light ) capibility, a 1970s SR71 Blackbird is 3 Times Faster than light lol... Screw Mars ( we can get there in less than 3 minutes with an F-16) we need to start planning to visit the Andromeda Galaxy....
Load More Replies...Hmmmm " Mach speed " around 1225ish km/h, light speed 1 080 000 000 km/h, yup... You need a new teacher.
I have seen airplanes fly over my head pretty close - southern france, 1996, Argentat or so ... somewhere with a river and mountains and stuff ... and I hadn't heard them until I didn't see them anymore. If you didn't see them by chance, you could, if anything, see two glowing circles some miles away once you got your eyes focussed... Hm, how's that to happen, huh?
I went to a catholic school and our mascot was the Pelicans. They told us they chose the Pelicans because when pelicans can't find enough food, the mother pelican will tear off pieces of her own flesh to feed her children. I learned as an adult that this is a complete myth.
well they did teach you other complete myths at that school as well. The myth of the pelican is a metaphor for jesus sacrificing himself for his children (us). once you are a grownup you realise both are myths.
Interestingly, pelican adults, like many other animals, will eat their offspring if food sources are low. The myth mentioned here likely started because baby pelicans will sometimes peck at their mother's chest looking for fish. This can cause the mother to start bleeding. But she will not intentionally harm herself to feed her chicks.
"The ash at Pompeii sealed everything up so well that bakers' ovens were found containing bread that was still fresh enough to eat!" Yeah, no. The very idea is completely preposterous.
no the ash was at like 800 degrees centigrade so it basically vaporised anything organic, leaving hollow moulds of peoples' bodies.
No, the bodies were badly burnt on the outside but the bodies did not vapourize. they decomposed slowly after death. Even bones decompose after enough time. The density of the ash left a mould like hollowness after two thousand years.
Load More Replies...In Herculaneum, the soft tissues of the body were instantly carbonized and became part of the ash, leaving the bodies as they were when they instantly died. Also, the skulls of everyone they found were cracked open from their brains basically boiling and expanding the skulls.
They did have pretty nice "cathouse" system though with penises etched in stone
That "A lot" should be "Alot". I always got that red pen underline bringing them together and lost marks. I'll never let that go.
My English teacher teased me when I wrote it together, said it was two separate words.
...an awesome explanation of WHY it is a lot and not alot: (something like) it isn't "atiger", "acookie", or "abonus". It isn't "alot" either.
Load More Replies...The teacher when talking about being left handed and right handed, stated that if you write with your right hand that you kick with your right foot. I had to correct her as I'm ambidextrous. I can write with both hands and kick with both feet. I loved playing footy as a kid and would annoy people a lot. The issue is the rules in some sports as I would get told off when I would switch hands. Table tennis/Ping pong, badminton was a no, but it was allowed in baseball and cricket. People weren't happy with me changing hands. Aren't you supposed to play to your advantage?
I'm a right-hander who deals cards with my left. No, not slipping any off the bottom of the deck or up my sleeve. 😚
I bowl, throw horseshoes lefty, but baseballs, etc. right handed
Load More Replies...My kindergarten teacher saw me switch writing hands and asked why I did that. I told her my right arm was still tender from a fracture, but it was ok because I was ambidextrous. She thought I made that word up. She also told me that I could only be left handed if one of my parents was left handed. I told her I didn't know about that, but I wasn't left handed; I was ambidextrous, and so was my dad. She sent a note home (addressed to my dad) about my "made up words" and "trying to get attention by pretending to be left handed". She also refered to being left handed as "a fixable issue". My mom had to stop my dad from writing an angry, profanity-filled note back to the teacher. He kept the teacher's note, and his scrapped response for years.
I am useless with the left side of my body, but my brother is dominant right handed, but left foot dominant.
I'm right-handed, for most things and left-footed. My brakes are round the "wrong way" on my mountain bike....
Years ago, they tried to force my dad to be right-handed. He writes with his left, but played sports as right-handed.
In Junior High I had a social studies teacher that told the story of her friend who got a raise and ended up taking home less money because of the taxes... no wonder that myth is so prevalent in my province.
The new tax band only taxes at that higher rate the amount of money above that number, not all of it. For context.
True, but a lot of government assistance has arbitrary hard cut off lines. So it is possible to get a small raise and lose.your government benefits, or tax rebates. To some, this will certainly feel like having less take home pay. In the case of health benefits, this can be a significant burden.
Load More Replies...Depending on how much in govt benefits via tax rebates and credits, it can be possible, depending on how your country does rebates, credits and benefits
My wife actually turned down a raise since it would have put her fractionally into a higher tax bracket. Yes - it is possible.
But only the amount in the higher tax bracket would be taxed that way not the entire salary. Based on the US tax system (I don't know enough about other countries) what you described can't happen. What can happen is people get penalized by trying to get out of poverty by having benefits taken away haphazardly.
Load More Replies...I know for a fact that if I worked less than 3hrs overtime my paycheck came back about 5 bucks lower than a 40hr week. But it came out in the wash when I filled my taxes and got a disproportionately large tax return when compared to the years I refused OT.(like a made 10%more money but my return was like 15% more)
I only read the first part of your spiel and was about to say the tax return will fix it.
Load More Replies...A friend of mine told me this happened to him. It turns out, when he started his new job, he ticked the boxes for the highest possible withholding on his tax forms (it's a complicated American thing, that causes a lot of confusion). This caused a big chunk of his paycheck to be withheld until his taxes were filed for the year. His reasoning was "Then the IRS will owe ME at tax time, instead of me owing them". Dumb*as!
Maybe she meant her friend was over the threshold to qualify for a credit?
Light cannot bend, at all. She was adamant about that
Technically sort of correct, light doesn't exactly *bend*, because reflection and refraction isn't the same as bending in the same was as a solid object. It will always go in a straight light until affected by something else, so...
Like gravity for example. Black holes are black because they suck even light in. Also the concept of a gravitational lens is quite mindbending, and has been used to allow us to see object even further away in the cosmos.
Load More Replies...Don’t black holes bend light? (not super in the know about space stuff but I feel like I heard that somewhere)
Yes. Gravitational lensing. Any large mass, like a planet, bends light to some degree.
Load More Replies...It doesn’t curve, but it can change direction in straight lines when it bounces off of things
https://hubblesite.org/contents/articles/gravitational-lensing Here's some awesome pics of bendy light from good old Hubble telescope
ok so how do you explain straws bending when you put them into a glass of water? does the straw itself bend or....?
Christopher Columbus proved the Earth was round.
Pythagoras theorized it first based on moon being round (which you can see from the shape of the day/night border). Anaxagoras then pointed out that Earth's shadow on the lunar eclipse shows Earth is round. Then Aristotle added the fact that you see different constellations from different latitudes to the earth is round proofs. And finally Aristarchus and Eratosthenes were the ones to measure Earth's size. Of course during the dark ages Europe more or less lost that info, so Ferdinand Magellan and Juan Sebastián Elcano were the ones to prove it by going around the whole thing. All of this is of course from European point of view so your civilization's mileage may vary
Load More Replies...This is due to the historical fiction book 'A History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus', written by Washington Irving (the author of 'Rip Van Winkle' and 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow'), which perpetuated the myth that it took the voyages of Columbus to convince Europe that the world wasn't flat. The book was written in 1828 and was the most popular treatment of Columbus in the English-speaking world until 1942.
The tongue has different areas of taste
A very good reason to never stop learning! "Facts" do change when science learns new things.
Load More Replies...That's true tho... Edit: thanks for telling me it’s been disproven, I was taught that in elementary school
Distinct types of taste buds (tongue) respectively detect substances that are sweet, bitter, salty, sour, spicy, or taste of umami. Per the Merck Manual. The only change is the taste umami was added. Thus, the tongue's taste buds do the tasting.
Of course it doesn't. Don't you taste every flavor all over your tongue? Sweet, sour, salty...
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I’ll never forget my year 2 teacher telling the class that “crayon” is the only word with the letter y in the middle. Even as a child, I knew that was utter bollocks lol
Everyone could, also. Especially during daylight.
Load More Replies...Anyone in the world would not exert much effort when trying to disprove that (sorry for the style of my message, I was really trying to fit as many words with "y" in them. Maybe it sounds too cryptic to be understood)
Nah, I understood you all fine. You can stop worrying!
Load More Replies...Anyone that lives in a canyon can disprove that without even trying.
That it's weird that you can write with both hands, pick one and stick with it. I could've had horrible chicken scratch handwriting with both hands instead of just one! For that I'll never forgive my kindergarten teacher.
Same, ad "picking" my left one because I could write with it longer before it would hurt got my right hand tied to the chair so I couldn't switch hands when it did hurt.
Was made to sit on my left hand to force me to write right handed. My penmanship is atrocious and always has been.
Load More Replies...Grand kid is ambidextrous, In fact two are. It dosen't confuse him he just uses the hand he wants to.
My son was the same and we let him choose in his own time, by the time he went to school , he was predominately left handed and they tried to make him write right handed. We also found out that they were making him skip recess (in preschool) to practice writing his name because he was not "doing as well as the other kids in class". The other kids in class had names like Joe, Ava, Bob, etc. and my son's name is Harrison. Yeah it was taking him longer... it was over twice as long. We told them if they didn't cool it, we would find a different preschool to take him to.
OP here with just a quick example: I have this one really clear memory of a teacher at some point in my early school-years coming up with this really weird explanation of the Moon's existence. Someone asked her something about the Moon and where it was from or why it existed and she ended up saying that the Moon was actually part of the Earth that broke off (maybe true by some theories?), but she claimed that it happened in like the 70s lmao (definitely not true).
Yes that is was part of earth is one of the theories. But to congeal into a neat ball would imply it happened like 4 billion years ago when we were still a mere accretion disk or hot ball of lava.
That is my understand as well. It also explains why moon is made up of same stuff as our mantle, but doesn't have an iron core of its own.
Load More Replies...It is generally accepted that a planet around the size of Mars (named "Theia") crashed into Earth about four billion years ago, not only giving the Earth a rather large moon but also giving it a core that allowed Earth to have a thicker atmosphere
I think what we have here is a case of the OP misunderstanding what the teacher said.
Pshaw, everyone knows the Moon is actually an egg that periodically hatches a gigantic space chicken which then lays another egg that becomes the new Moon.
Technically true, but it more “exploded off” instead of “broke off”. A planet we’ve named Theta crashed into Earth early in the solar system’s history, leaving a massive amount of rocks around that eventually formed the moon. So the moon is actually made of rock from both Earth and Theta.
You will need to write in cursive once you get to middle school and beyond.
7th grade teachers explicitly prohibited kids turning essays in written in cursive. Don't think I ever saw it in high school, college, or throughout my career except from older people.
I still write in cursive. Find it easier than making a break for every character.
My handwriting is like a weird hybrid of cursive and non.
Load More Replies...I think this might be age related. We were still encouraged to write our final exams in highschool in cursive because even though texted versions were supposed to be ok, the exam board was rumored to give better scores for cursive answers. Few years younger cousins were on the other hand told not to use cursive.
The schools in my state (USA) have stopped teaching cursive at all in primary school. This blows my mind. I'm 50ish and some teenagers that I interact with at work cannot read my handwriting. I guess this is because of e-signing technology? It still seems like it should be a vital part of basic knowledge. And don't let me get started on the lack of spelling capabilities. What happens if we lose electronic/technical access? In the medical field, we have to hand-write notes until computers come back up. It's going to be a hard day for some of the younger folks.
Do you mean actual spelling issues, or just slang? Texting “Where r u” to a friend is not a spelling issue, as it’s just quicker to type (like cursive is quicker to write). However, most of us younger people know that in professional emails, you should write out the whole word. Those who don’t should learn to, as texting shorthand is definitely a casual thing.
Load More Replies...I wish I could write like that/learn calligraphy! Sooo pretty.
Load More Replies...Told not to use it so the teacher wouldn't have to teach it. Part of the "Great Dumbing Down" of the USA
Taught my kids cursive since the school didn't. Daughter got a 0 on a paper because it was in cursive, making it illegible. (It was a bit rough, but perfectly legible.) Had a field day fighting about that. There were no instructions NOT to use cursive. I win, daughter gets an A (5th grade). Teacher then makes them type all papers. 🙄
I learned how to write an a in cursive in 3rd grade, then they just stopped teaching us. I taught myself (same with teaching myself to have legible handwriting) and now my cursive sucks although I can write my name in it
My third grade teacher said that if you're close to them clouds don't look like clouds, but like dew. I was really surprised the first time I was in an airplane and saw that clouds do indeed look like clouds.
That you can’t have thunder and lightening at the same time as a tornado. Got marks taken off a drawing for that.
What is up with teachers deciding that elements of art are "wrong"? One time I did a simple, crayon-style drawing with stick figures, a square house, rolling hills, and a badly drawn sun. In the background, a tornado was sucking up the stick figures, while they were running in terror. It got a lot of laughs. The teacher squinted his eyes at me and said, "I was initially mad, because I know you did that for the laughs; but humor is art too. Personally, I hate it, but art is subjective. Good job." Lol.
That in high-school, you not only need to memorize the answers to the questions, but you also have to memorize the questions as well. Apparently, according to my teacher, you were just handed a blank piece of paper 💀
My middle and high school English teachers insisted that annotating novels was going to be a vital skill for college and life beyond that. I didn't have to annotate a single book since high school.
it depends on whether you go into academia or politics. In either you end up reading long documents as PDF form and need to annotate them to remember your thoughts on the document as you go.
Just because you never used a skill you learned in school doesn't mean someone else didn't. It always annoys me when people say some random thing they learned in school that they have never used and act like it was all a waste of time.
Just because it's helpful for one or two people, doesn't mean that the hundred+ others should be forced to learn it if they don't want to
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That George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
I can't remember where I saw it now (sorry), but at least some people think a lot of the attributions given to George Washington Carver were false or exaggerated. It was basically a way for racists to feel better about themselves and look better to the public, sort of like people saying 'I can't be racist, because I have a black friend'.
That you're supposed to start every word with a capital letter
Was your teacher German? And do you mean every word or every noun?
God the people who do that p**s me off so much I just feels like they think they're the centre of attention
I refuse to do such a thing! what about you?
Load More Replies...That middle and high school teachers were super strict and wouldn't put up with any of our BS because they would put everything on our "permanent record."
If you apply for a sensitive or high security position with certain government agencies, they may track you back to your high school days. I've fielded such calls, but they aren't interested in the detention you got for being late to study hall.
Ahhh... This one always got responded with a laugh from me and a "Write it then"
That 9 9s is 83. Which she then went on to prove, to her own satisfaction, using a Snakes and Ladders board.
So, 9 x 9 = 81 PLUS one for each of the 2 nines in the original equation so 93?!? I have no explanation for the dumb...
9 x 9 is 81 in the metric scale, but it's 83 in the imperial scale. Everybody knows that.
Load More Replies...I haven't played Snakes and Ladders in years, so I Googled an image of the board. I would love to see this teacher do a Ted Talk on using that board to do math.
That white fire was the hottest fire
Here's a nerdy answer: The colour of fire depends on the wavelength of light being emitted by sn object. At room temperature each object emits infrared light. As the temperature increases, the wavelength corresponding to the highest intensity decreases. Red light is emitted at 1100K and white at nearly 3000K Thus the colour will be like blue for hotter objects but objects even hotter than it will have Ultraviolet light. UV won't be visible but still be hot. If heat is even then increased, emission will change to gamma rays too. This is stated by Wein's law. But as of visible spectrum, you're right, it will be blue.
Load More Replies...Wait no this is true right? It goes red, orange, yellow, blue, then white
I’ve told this story before but in kindergarten, I had a teacher tell the entire class that there were no marine mammals and dolphins were fish. My nerdy a*s corrected her, and I got sent to the principal’s office. I got a lecture on you can’t fix stupid, and she got embarrassed by a 5-y/o
Wait till she learns about whales. Or seals if you define them as marine
Load More Replies...Wasn't so much teaching; moreso teacher/student conflict. Im epileptic and often seized in the middle of class in Year4. My teacher (Miss Hodgekins- deserves to be shamed) would yell at me regardless of the fact that I couldn't hear her. She would send letters home stating that I am ignorant and refuse to pay attention and often disrupt the class with weird noises. She called my seizures "daydreams" and my mother was livid. She stormed up the school and tore her a new one. Bear in mind I was 9 years old. This was a PRIMARY SCHOOL. A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER! Wherever you may be Miss Hodgekins, I hope you step on a lego every day of your life until you do.
Atonic seizures exist. I also got in an argument with a teacher about this
Load More Replies...From my daughters primary school, only a couple of years ago: that we have Easter eggs because the rock that was in front of Jesus’ tomb was shaped like an egg: that Mary Seacole was not a suitable subject for a project on famous women as the teacher had never heard of her.
The British Hotel nurse. Teacher probably never heard of the Crimea War either.
Load More Replies...Im going to preface this by noting that I’m tolerant of all religions. But I was teaching geology to some homeschool students and was showing a fossil shell imprint that was found in Colorado . When I asked the kids how they think it got to Colorado (which has been underwater six times throughout geological history), the mother(their homeschool teacher) immediately insisted it was a flood, despite me holding physical proof that a shell(one of many ) had imprinted via natural geological/biological processes. I just gave up (since she was adamant about it)and went from teaching science to “look how cool these rocks are” so she wouldn’t interject again. She took her kids and stormed off afterwards. Don’t ask about science if you aren’t prepared to learn science.
I was also homeschooled for part of my childhood. A lot of homeschool curriculum is very religious. Evolution is refuted, "God did it" is the explanation for a lot of things, and the Noah flood is the basis for a lot of lessons across various subjects. My mom bought some books at a book fair that were full of religious rhetoric, presented as factual information. (ex. God created the earth exactly as it is today. He made beautiful things for us to enjoy, like the Grand Canyon. All of this has existed for exactly 6,000 years). The books were also sexist; with an entire social studies lesson on why women are inferior human beings. They threw out that set of books when they realized how awful they were. My parents were very religious, but they did try to keep an open mind.
Load More Replies...They don‘t exist! They are unicorns of the sea! /s
Load More Replies...Arizona desert, 1956: found seashells all over yard, took them to Show 'n Tell. Teacher not impressed, said they were souvenirs from a beach trip. I checked cousins and neighbors' yards. Shells embedded in rock all over neighborhood. Teacher *should have told our class about the ancient inland sea that covered much of the area ...but no ...she said all the neighborhood finds were beach souvenirs. Right... someone brought home buckets of fossilized shells to scatter around neighborhood.
My mom once worked as a teacher's aide in a 3rd-grade class where they had a long-term sub who told the kids that there were 5 continents (in the US we define them as 7 continents), that the Arctic was a continent, and that owls were mammals. My mom was horrified.
Wait, so if the Arctic is a continent, what were the other four continents he recognised? Laurasia, Gondwanaland, Micronesia and the moon?
Load More Replies...I had a sex ed teacher tell us that guys knew when a girl was on her period because they could smell it :(
If they are giraffes then yup seems legit...was it a giraffe sex ed class? ...oh wait no that's if they are fertile... my bad.
Load More Replies...I can't remember now what the problem was, but my teacher was once stumped with a math problem because she got a different answer than the one in the grade book and couldn't figure out what she did wrong. I ended up explaining it to her and the class. It was very satisfying considering that teacher hated my guts and would verbally harass and gaslight me (literally, as in she tried to convince me I was crazy and that the Devil was speaking to me) on a near daily basis. F**k you, Ms. Harris.
She probably knew you were smarter than her and was intimidated by a child. Just because teachers are adults and supposed to be mature and responsible, doesn’t mean they actually grew up and learned life lessons.
Load More Replies...When I was in the sixth grade, our class had a weekly spelling bee. The opposing team had to spell my word, which was 'invincible'. The teacher said that she had never heard of that word before. I answered "Yeah, it exists. It means 'to not be beaten''." To her credit, she believed me.
I bet there are a few thousand words in the dictionary she also hasn’t heard of…
Load More Replies...I’ve told this story before but in kindergarten, I had a teacher tell the entire class that there were no marine mammals and dolphins were fish. My nerdy a*s corrected her, and I got sent to the principal’s office. I got a lecture on you can’t fix stupid, and she got embarrassed by a 5-y/o
Wait till she learns about whales. Or seals if you define them as marine
Load More Replies...Wasn't so much teaching; moreso teacher/student conflict. Im epileptic and often seized in the middle of class in Year4. My teacher (Miss Hodgekins- deserves to be shamed) would yell at me regardless of the fact that I couldn't hear her. She would send letters home stating that I am ignorant and refuse to pay attention and often disrupt the class with weird noises. She called my seizures "daydreams" and my mother was livid. She stormed up the school and tore her a new one. Bear in mind I was 9 years old. This was a PRIMARY SCHOOL. A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER! Wherever you may be Miss Hodgekins, I hope you step on a lego every day of your life until you do.
Atonic seizures exist. I also got in an argument with a teacher about this
Load More Replies...From my daughters primary school, only a couple of years ago: that we have Easter eggs because the rock that was in front of Jesus’ tomb was shaped like an egg: that Mary Seacole was not a suitable subject for a project on famous women as the teacher had never heard of her.
The British Hotel nurse. Teacher probably never heard of the Crimea War either.
Load More Replies...Im going to preface this by noting that I’m tolerant of all religions. But I was teaching geology to some homeschool students and was showing a fossil shell imprint that was found in Colorado . When I asked the kids how they think it got to Colorado (which has been underwater six times throughout geological history), the mother(their homeschool teacher) immediately insisted it was a flood, despite me holding physical proof that a shell(one of many ) had imprinted via natural geological/biological processes. I just gave up (since she was adamant about it)and went from teaching science to “look how cool these rocks are” so she wouldn’t interject again. She took her kids and stormed off afterwards. Don’t ask about science if you aren’t prepared to learn science.
I was also homeschooled for part of my childhood. A lot of homeschool curriculum is very religious. Evolution is refuted, "God did it" is the explanation for a lot of things, and the Noah flood is the basis for a lot of lessons across various subjects. My mom bought some books at a book fair that were full of religious rhetoric, presented as factual information. (ex. God created the earth exactly as it is today. He made beautiful things for us to enjoy, like the Grand Canyon. All of this has existed for exactly 6,000 years). The books were also sexist; with an entire social studies lesson on why women are inferior human beings. They threw out that set of books when they realized how awful they were. My parents were very religious, but they did try to keep an open mind.
Load More Replies...They don‘t exist! They are unicorns of the sea! /s
Load More Replies...Arizona desert, 1956: found seashells all over yard, took them to Show 'n Tell. Teacher not impressed, said they were souvenirs from a beach trip. I checked cousins and neighbors' yards. Shells embedded in rock all over neighborhood. Teacher *should have told our class about the ancient inland sea that covered much of the area ...but no ...she said all the neighborhood finds were beach souvenirs. Right... someone brought home buckets of fossilized shells to scatter around neighborhood.
My mom once worked as a teacher's aide in a 3rd-grade class where they had a long-term sub who told the kids that there were 5 continents (in the US we define them as 7 continents), that the Arctic was a continent, and that owls were mammals. My mom was horrified.
Wait, so if the Arctic is a continent, what were the other four continents he recognised? Laurasia, Gondwanaland, Micronesia and the moon?
Load More Replies...I had a sex ed teacher tell us that guys knew when a girl was on her period because they could smell it :(
If they are giraffes then yup seems legit...was it a giraffe sex ed class? ...oh wait no that's if they are fertile... my bad.
Load More Replies...I can't remember now what the problem was, but my teacher was once stumped with a math problem because she got a different answer than the one in the grade book and couldn't figure out what she did wrong. I ended up explaining it to her and the class. It was very satisfying considering that teacher hated my guts and would verbally harass and gaslight me (literally, as in she tried to convince me I was crazy and that the Devil was speaking to me) on a near daily basis. F**k you, Ms. Harris.
She probably knew you were smarter than her and was intimidated by a child. Just because teachers are adults and supposed to be mature and responsible, doesn’t mean they actually grew up and learned life lessons.
Load More Replies...When I was in the sixth grade, our class had a weekly spelling bee. The opposing team had to spell my word, which was 'invincible'. The teacher said that she had never heard of that word before. I answered "Yeah, it exists. It means 'to not be beaten''." To her credit, she believed me.
I bet there are a few thousand words in the dictionary she also hasn’t heard of…
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