If you've ever wondered what our feathered friends might be saying, check out these comics by me.
In this series, They Can Talk, I give you a funny perspective of what might be going on inside the heads of animals.
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When your friend's mom lets them have two fruit roll-ups in their lunch.
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Load More Replies...I was totally thinking about that one guy in every group!! I'm not sure if you should be proud or hide.
Load More Replies...Thanks for explaining I didn't get it. Now i wish I didn't get it
Load More Replies...im about to ruin our life. remember that rabbit from the trix cereal? "silly rabbit. trix are for kids!" remember that saying? well we all know what rabbit s**t looks like. and the cereal looks like rabbit s**t. so...what if we're all eating multi colored-fruit flavored rabbit s**t???
Absolutely right!!! The Far Side was brilliantly ahead of its time!
Load More Replies...We really wanna eat your carcass! Our cousin died tryna eat a carwheel
I once saw a flock of seagulls around a kid who was, 5, maybe 6, playing with army men toys. He dumped them out of the bag and one seagull just took one. Poor kid.
Everything is theirs unless it is hidden from them, even the smell.
I think an abandoned K Mart. Walmart and petsmart would have shooed them off.
Load More Replies...Your dad didn't question it as well as your dad's dad
Load More Replies...I always think that’s what’s going through others peoples minds, “imma just sit here and judge her (me)”
Yeah, 520 mph... must've had his Wheaties that day.
Load More Replies...For anyone who doesn’t get it he can’t see glass so he thinks he’s looking at a reflection of himself
bird 1: maybe she wants to eat us and digest us, bird 2: are you on bird seed?
more like opening a tampon in a public washroom!
Load More Replies...My Nana had a rhyme that went; There's a wise old owl in a wooded dell. He hears all but will never tell. Some people tell all they have heard It's a pity they are not like that wise old bird.
Load More Replies...My Nana had a rhyme that went; There's a wise old owl in a wooded dell. He hears all but will never tell. Some people tell all they have heard It's a pity they are not like that wise old bird.
(I know it's a joke) I don't know if the Turkey should be insulted or thankful
Load More Replies...I might have to try this one. My pony is probably tired of hearing my tales of "woah" while riding her. See what I did there? I crack myself up.
Load More Replies...I feel this. I find myself buying bust of women to decorate my home. The latest is a statue of Nephertiti. I'm behind on my housework. She just looks at me and judges.
That "hitting on me" phrase worries me,....sounds violent, why can't you just "chat me up"?
You say your thing, we say ours... in fact we will probably figure out an incredibly inane way to say it, replacing all previous ways that people have finally figured out. Like weird flex... I think...
Load More Replies...The comics were good, the bird puns everyone was making were even better :D
Hans, or HANS, if you're reading this, I hope you don't egret those puns that quacked me up. Owl write more puns, just don't egg me on :)
The comics were good, the bird puns everyone was making were even better :D
Hans, or HANS, if you're reading this, I hope you don't egret those puns that quacked me up. Owl write more puns, just don't egg me on :)
