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If you've ever wondered what our feathered friends might be saying, check out these comics by me.

In this series, They Can Talk, I give you a funny perspective of what might be going on inside the heads of animals.

Previously: If Animals Could Talk (30 Pics) | If Animals Could Talk (39 New Pics)

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks so done with that person's sh*t

HANS
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know where the expression "bite the hand that feeds you" comes from.

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to be a cardinal now!"

    RaggedRacoon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your friend's mom lets them have two fruit roll-ups in their lunch.

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    Teresa Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking hilarious!! I wasn’t expecting that.

    Jocelyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GODDAMN IT JOHNNY GET TF OUT OF MY HOUSE

    Jeff R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock on wood this doesn't happen to me!

    Akinwale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johhny wood p****r (mortal kombat birds)

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bird needs some serious tweetment.

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always that 1 guy.. I'm the that guy among my friends.. ☺️

    Ang.stl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was totally thinking about that one guy in every group!! I'm not sure if you should be proud or hide.

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    RaggedRacoon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue."

    •DepoCatoes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and thats how twitter was born, son...

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! I love that pigeon--I mean hat!

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    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eew. So chocolate eggs are... giant rabbit poo?

    BeesAreCool
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for explaining I didn't get it. Now i wish I didn't get it

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that explains why Cadbury is going out of business.

    major houlihan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....CHOCOLATE RAISINS THEY WERE CHOCOLATE RAISINS

    lucas the spider fangirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im about to ruin our life. remember that rabbit from the trix cereal? "silly rabbit. trix are for kids!" remember that saying? well we all know what rabbit s**t looks like. and the cereal looks like rabbit s**t. so...what if we're all eating multi colored-fruit flavored rabbit s**t???

    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just ruined Easter for me.

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens thinking: ummm I ate some Choclate eggs earlier...

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of the Far Side.

    Von
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right!!! The Far Side was brilliantly ahead of its time!

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is evil. I love it!

    major houlihan
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really wanna eat your carcass! Our cousin died tryna eat a carwheel

    Nope
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Birds get hit trying to get to the roadkill*

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    Jo Bebe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been robbed by a seagull before ... little thieves !!

    Jocelyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when i was little, a seagulls tried to steal my chicken nuggets. 6 year old me backhanded a seagull

    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a flock of seagulls around a kid who was, 5, maybe 6, playing with army men toys. He dumped them out of the bag and one seagull just took one. Poor kid.

    Susann Campbell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is theirs unless it is hidden from them, even the smell.

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    Jo Bebe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do doves, that's why I think dove hunting is sad .....

    •DepoCatoes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gonna book flight to greenland asap*

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to tell him!

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that’s how that works little guy..,

    Slune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lack of self confidence!

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the bird's expression. He looks like a happy boi

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    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petsmart? Or Wall-mart? (yes, a joke.)

    Stephan Daudt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think an abandoned K Mart. Walmart and petsmart would have shooed them off.

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    Matthew Hignite
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it maru maru is a sushi place if you didn't know

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    Seaturtle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooo... One to BEAK tradition.. Wink wink.. See what I did there??? Ya?

    Lucy Lou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turd doesn't fall far from the bird.......

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically : a party pooper tradition

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea why we do it, but I'm not going to question it.

    Sveta Smirnova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad didn't question it as well as your dad's dad

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's ill eagle!

    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's where we get the old sayings from

    Aileen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woahh that escalated quickly.

    -
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch... I'm slightly nervous, there's actually an eagle staring at me right now...

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    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they only could just sit and judge that'd be fine. but they also eat before. they eat very very well.

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they are laughing at my terrible part in my hair. Or just waiting for some to escape so they can use it for their nests.

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think that’s what’s going through others peoples minds, “imma just sit here and judge her (me)”

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toucan can play that game.

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it easy, Ralph. We're just the clean-up crew.

    Michael Sharpe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta love Buzzards, the lazy gits

    Schrödinger's Dog
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    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is looking left, but the plane is on the right.... this one was not as clear to follow.

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    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn’t get it he can’t see glass so he thinks he’s looking at a reflection of himself

    Lindy Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he comment on the sleeping guy then.?

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing cats can't fly.

    Aubryanna Walker
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bird 1: maybe she wants to eat us and digest us, bird 2: are you on bird seed?

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they mean by come out? Birds can’t see glass 😕

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    Jo Bebe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps that's why they call you wise? ? ?

    My dog is my co pilot.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Nana had a rhyme that went; There's a wise old owl in a wooded dell. He hears all but will never tell. Some people tell all they have heard It's a pity they are not like that wise old bird.

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    SmokyDoggg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can f*****g hear everything why do you always ask "who? who?"

    My dog is my co pilot.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Nana had a rhyme that went; There's a wise old owl in a wooded dell. He hears all but will never tell. Some people tell all they have heard It's a pity they are not like that wise old bird.

    James Hardin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the heck did he move his pupils?

    thepotatogirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this owl creeping anyone else out?

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    Jo Bebe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "just don't talk any trash okay"...

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    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could happen to all of us

    m. b
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goe, i laughed, i realized, i cried.

    Zsuzsanna Szucs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like turkey....you are safe. 😊

    engineer_nope.avi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I know it's a joke) I don't know if the Turkey should be insulted or thankful

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    NanZ
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one cracks me up!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have to try this one. My pony is probably tired of hearing my tales of "woah" while riding her. See what I did there? I crack myself up.

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    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's kinda sad if you think about it.

    Carol Anne Benoit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I find myself buying bust of women to decorate my home. The latest is a statue of Nephertiti. I'm behind on my housework. She just looks at me and judges.

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, this one is kind of sad.

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    Ahnnah Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how those red birds look so fat and cute!

    m. b
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im crying, that's what i tell my hubby." you are made by nature. You know i love you? "

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "hitting on me" phrase worries me,....sounds violent, why can't you just "chat me up"?

    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say your thing, we say ours... in fact we will probably figure out an incredibly inane way to say it, replacing all previous ways that people have finally figured out. Like weird flex... I think...

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    Annie hunt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird on the branch is not impressed

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you know... not everyone loves a prefab...

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    This is why we need to ens lave n*****s!!!

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    m. b
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dump still wohoo true

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