I Show What Birds Would Say If They Could Talk (26 Pics)

He looks so done with that person's sh*t

"I want to be a cardinal now!"

He looks like he has no egrets

That bird needs some serious tweetment.

Eew. So chocolate eggs are... giant rabbit poo?

Funny!

I once saw a flock of seagulls around a kid who was, 5, maybe 6, playing with army men toys. He dumped them out of the bag and one seagull just took one. Poor kid.

He'll soon be owl alone.

His head*crap crap crap*

I'm not going to tell him!

I love the bird's expression. He looks like a happy boi

Petsmart? Or Wall-mart? (yes, a joke.)

makes sense

But that's ill eagle!

if they only could just sit and judge that'd be fine. but they also eat before. they eat very very well.

Work smart, not hard.

Thats one fast birdy

or eat you...haha

I'm the first 3 panels, and the loud-ass chip bag is the last one.

Perhaps that's why they call you wise? ? ?

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true...

That one cracks me up!

Yes.

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This is why we need to ens lave niggers!!!

Looking for a gullfriend.