I Show What Birds Would Say If They Could Talk (26 Pics)

He looks so done with that person's sh*t

Badass bird

He looks like he has no egrets

That bird needs some serious tweetment.

Eew. So chocolate eggs are... giant rabbit poo?

Dark... but funny

Seagulls are ferocious.

omg 🤣🤣🤣

His head*crap crap crap*

I'm not going to tell him!

The kid is not emused!

Petsmart? Or Wall-mart? (yes, a joke.)

Like feather like son

But that's ill eagle!

It should be a kookaburra. Never see or hear them until you fall over and do something embarrassing

Work smart, not hard.

Thats one fast birdy

Good thing cats can't fly.

I'm the first 3 panels, and the loud-ass chip bag is the last one.

Perhaps that's why they call you wise? ? ?

"just don't talk any trash okay"...

So flattered

That one cracks me up!

The bird on the branch is not impressed

Yes.

Looking for a gullfriend.