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B&G Milkyway is an ice cream shop chain in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. It has 8 locations and they're locally owned by people active in the community. But thanks to one guy, the whole world knows about it now.

Reddit user SoDakZak builds homes in the area. And whenever he drives by B&G Milkyway, it always has a sign to make his day. "I loved reading their funny quips or puns or shower thoughts and decided to start taking pictures of them when I stopped there for a walking taco for my lunch breaks or when my wife and I decide to grab our favorite Avalanche for an evening date!" SoDakZak told Bored Panda.

Eventually, SoDakZak started sharing the pictures on Reddit, and people on the platform absolutely loved them, upvoting his posts tens of thousands of times. After doing some digging online, we unearthed some pictures from other folks too.

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Kat
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just saw a documentary about Chernobyl. It's the same in real life.

Miss Frankfurter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just saw it too. I remember it happening and what we knew about it back then. The whole thing was jaw dropping.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a live action version last year about a pandemic.

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cast was brilliant, but I thought the plot really unrealistic.

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Orange Juice
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! I mean, these politicians think they're smarter than these genius scientists with 12 different degrees...

Chris Lee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Movies also show people waking up with perfect hair and makeup. They also show people who get up naked take an entire comforter with them! Why? The other person obviously already saw you naked!

Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comforter one really preys on my last nerve!

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Daniel Marsh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shortly after he died, Mao's government collapsed and its leaders were all killed as traitors, because the public outrage was so great over the government imprisoning a scientists who tried to warn people about an earthquake that ended up killing a quarter of a million people. (Non-government sources say 3/4 of a million.)

Kennedy Johnson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s true. Or ignoring people who say it’s not stable and keep the thing going causing a whole bunch of disasters.

GaeFrog
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "foot longs" sign at the bottom after reading that killed me XD

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    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True dogs and pets do support major therapy and consoling, regardless. So yes! :))

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I have a therapy cat...

    Nica Van
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People often ask if my dog is a guide or therapy dog, meaning, "is she a CERTIFIED guide or therapy dog". I always say she's MY therapy dog in that she gives me a really positive purpose in life. And her cuddles are The Best!

    Avery S Alberico
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B n' G Milkyway has a strawberry vanilla swirl that tastes like cotton cand and it is THE BEST

    Syed Farhaan
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    4 years ago

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    I found really intresting stuff here..Thank you piano teacher singapore

    IAN KELLY
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    4 years ago

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    Why do you have so many downvotes?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Drooling everywhere, stinking, and biting children is not "therapy".

    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t always bite children??? And not all dogs do that. And it’s therapeutic bc they give comfort and ease as a companion. :,)

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    SoDakZak said the idea to share these amusing pictures on Reddit came from his love for the platform. "It definitely gave me a little more sense of community in subs like r/SiouxFalls, r/funny, and r/PictureGame during the pandemic."

    "When I started posting [these pictures] to r/funny, the first one immediately took off. I've had a few dozen posts go viral before but it was fun to see something local," the Redditor explained. "At the time, I enjoyed the comments and was surprised at the number of people who had been to a B&G Milkyway before!"

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would be throwing the phone off the counter..

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would constantly send pictures of empty food dish.

    Tanya Palik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat never stops talking...she would blow up my phone

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... that's sweet. I wish our cats were more talkative.

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    Pillowhead
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All night dancing, feet will sweat. Its made of glass hence it falls off.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... you're telling me that there were no other girls that wore the same size?

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You try running in glass shoes and a ball gown, down a flight of stairs in the dark!

    Easily Excitable Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did. Broke my nose both times. (I'm sorry I was such a B***t the other day. I really do think a lot of you.)

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    KatHat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it was magical. It fit when it needed to, and fell off when it needed to, and then fit again when it needed to.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweaty feet. We all know how slippery glass is when it gets wet.

    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella's shoe was a fur slipper in the original fairytale that got mistranslated as a glass slipper, btw.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that explains a LOT. I always wondered about the practicality.

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    athornedrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the original fairytale, the prince had put pitch on the stairs and it got stuck

    Angelica Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairy Godmother must’ve been having an off day.

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    Linda Cowley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nearly choked on my citalopram laughing

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amusing, but it gives the wrong impression of how antidepressants work. They don’t make you “happy,” they keep you from wanting to throw yourself off a cliff.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Not funny, just sad, even though it is just a joke.

    Your_local_introvert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who uses antidepressants, the joke is pretty funny, but it wouldn't be funny if it actually happened :)

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    A few days later, something else surprised the guy. He got a text from a friend who lives near the B&G Milkyway. It said: "Hey Zak, is your username SoDakZak on Reddit?" He gave a positive reply. The friend's next message was: "I think you should swing by B&G quickly..."

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    "I hopped in my truck and drove over there," SoDakZak said. "They shouted me out!"

    Somehow the ice cream shop must've learned about their new fame online, and they put up a sign to personally thank SoDakZak. "That had to be the most wholesome exciting thing to happen to me during the pandemic, and from there I told myself that I would try to continue supporting the business at minimum once per sign change," he said. "I kept posting and people on Reddit continued to enjoy their jokes and puns. I don't really have a plan on stopping, it's really not an inconvenience to me since I work across the street for the foreseeable future, building homes for people in our family business."

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    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink coffee, I guess it's the same for tea.

    Tracey Hirt
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tripped and dropped my latte right after leaving the coffee place, and it felt the same as when I was ten years old and the two scoops of ice cream toppled onto the sidewalk, leaving me with the sad empty cone.

    JesT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about that, lose balloon, sad. Spill coffee sad then annoyed that there is a mess to clean up.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lose balloon, sad. Spill coffee sad, annoyed, angry, murder mode, don't talk to me until i make another one!

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    Theater Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you lose a balloon it might suffocate a whale or something.

    will.u.b.mine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if u lose ur coffee (or any other drink) u might suffocate a human

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spilling beer like the balloon burst.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spilling your wine is like your balloon burst!

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely everyone on earth finds it relatable.

    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never related to a sign so much before

    Theater Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant. I also run out of charge at an inconveniently fast pace.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if you are included but most of the time you don't want to be..... sigh.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't have a charger either.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will always be kinder. Always.

    Hermione
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Eventually they grow up and are not kinder.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most French children eat pain for breakfast.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and they get a mini toy (which American kids will swallow, hence Kinder was/is still forbidden in the US)🤦

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    The construction worker from South Dakota said the owners of B&G Milkyway (who he connected with through Facebook) are a young couple. He doesn't know that much about them but from what he knows, the couple took a risk in opening this particular shop after they just had a newborn, and SoDakZak couldn't be happier for them with the success they've seen.

    "There's a line around the corner every night and every lunchtime. And it's not even baseball season yet (the shop is next to a huge park of ball fields where people frequently walk over in droves between or after games)!"

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day in English class : "What do you call a thing that is more good than another one? -Gooder!"

    Deal _Anneal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony tho... ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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    Jackson Floof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH C'MON *Bands paw on table aggressively*

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    "2020 and 2021 may have had their downer moments but for me and this local ice cream shop, the connection and viral moments added just a little bit of sweetness to our days," SoDakZak added. "Well, even sweeter than their Mint Bon Bon avalanche."

    According to the history books, the Milkyway first opened in 1954. It's an old-fashioned drive-in and the original restaurant is actually still in operation today. Even though it has expanded and become a chain, it's obvious B&G Milkyway hasn't lost its magic.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... I know how to parallel park, but I never do it because I'm scared of getting it wrong in front of people

    sylvanticx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know how to parallel park and i would never do it because i don't have a driver's license.

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    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, for some reason everyone seems to stop what they are doing and watch.

    Lady Vader
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have offered to parallel park multiple strangers' cars because they were holding up traffic for so long. I've also driven a group home from the bar after their DD got drunk and no one else could drive her car which was a stick. Just had my friends follow in my car so she didn't get towed for leaving hers overnight. One of the girls told me she never learned because she's a woman and why would she need to know. I almost left her on the curb.

    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta love a woman who makes you uncomfortable being a woman too.

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    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid parallel parking at all costs, then it won't cost me!

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes bad way to live life, but at least I'm being completely honest. I'm a good honest driver but don't feel comfortable with this monoover! If that's how U spell it???

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    Ash Trash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No witnesses if you're bad enough.

    Lydia Gichia-Black
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you’ll do it if the next closest parking space is very far away and you’re running late.

    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, isn't parallel parking just a common thing in the US like it is in Europe?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is common in many places but it is also daunting when people are staring at you.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parallel park badly enough and there won't BE any witnesses

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    Nate Hull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I guess we're creating mutants. Come to the lab, I've got the fish and the peanut butter...smooth, though.

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    Pansexual Duck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks it up* no. But there are yummy toast covered fish sticks

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    ya boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my up vote and leve

    I-am-Bubbles!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sibling had a fish named Peanut Butter 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Tanya Palik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can mate with chocolate fish to make Reese's fish

    Pansexual Duck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just put water proof peanut butter all over fish. problem solved.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really think the jellyfish would be satisfied with that answer?

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    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A LOT of Europeans would miss the joke here

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks for sharing.

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    Gay_Forg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain?

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want the PC to say "close enough" and still let them in when they mistype one letter of their password.

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    Chrissy Neibarger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Especially for the sites that have no reason to need a login!

    Covid Pan Demic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but that's "not enough security" u need a password of h37dn2d3jdijmd3jnr7n3jd82hd37nde

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not strong enough. You are missing capital letter and special character.

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    Pansexual Duck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any time theres even one thing remotely wrong with a password and username, it makes you retype it

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    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we can't be sure of that!

    Nyneva Kyte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an atmosphere we can breathe . . .

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the only planet with bear attacks! :-/

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    Erjenn Rejano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Phoenix and we say, "What's winter?" 🤣🤣

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Canada and we say, "What's summer?"

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New England, we call our seasons Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Michigan it's just Winter and Construction.

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    Valerie G.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, when I still lived back east we could still expect snow in April but still have to open the pool come May.

    Sara G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just snowed a couple times here in April. Never enjoy it.

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    Annalynne Carter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot, cuddling up in a weighted blanket, watching anime, with your pets cuddling up with you, with tea.

    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    April in California and we already had the AC on in the truck

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    Maiun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Do know how to say it, it is : the town is pronounced Wooster and the county is Woostersheer we just ignore all the extra letters

    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say worsestersistersire. Works for me.

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    Linda Cowley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can just call it Lea & Perrins

    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaky shaky wiggy wiggy?

    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! I didn't think anyone would get that ref!

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    Jo87
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WUSTER SHURE. you are welcome America xxx

    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually easy. It's wooster-sheer.

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massachusetts citizens can, because we have a city named Worcester. It's wuss (like puss) - ter - sheer.

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    Kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the days...

    Romery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would say adulting is out of sight and out of mind

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    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids! Don't EVER do that! Do NOT DO growing up thing. EVER.

    Clark Meldrum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was more forced upon you than anything.

    Angelica Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry for being ignorant of something but does that sign say foot long? Ice cream?

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does. It says it inside of a hot dog/sausage.

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    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An average-looking guy would show up to a dance club with a 2 lb bag of M&Ms and get mobbed by women, getting more attention than the guy with the porsche. Gentlemen, take note!

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they peanut M&Ms? Those are the best!

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    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or “do you want ice cream” bc, honestly, a girl who isn’t toxic will be down for ice cream unless she’s lactose intolerant:< (Even then, Italian ices and frozen yogurt) maybe I will use this method for finding non toxic gorls xD

    sylvanticx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too much milk gives me a stomach ache, but i will deal for ice cream.

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    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or " How are you today?'

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather than just sitting on the couch ignoring them.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. Wife is not keen on ice cream at all, which is fine cause then it means more for me.

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    daymanahaha Report

    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor for all the sad, aging bachelors who thought that they were God given for far too long.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay.... now switch the genders with that statement.

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand. I agree with you. Don't know why you got downvoted.

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    Chrissy Neibarger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not always a bad thing! Hubby says he's glad he's finished with the dating games.

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    Uber Mensch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apple a day does keep the doctor away. The trick is that you have to throw it at him.

    Yurie Choi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, no doctor would come about at that rate. Just a coroner

    TheHappyBookCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apple a day keeps anyone away; you just need to throw it at them.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's an Apple pie avalanche? Tried to google, but still not clear.

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apple pie avalanche a day keeps everyone away

    Coco Wine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was somw type of dessert they served I was so interested in what that would consist of til I read the other comments..lol

    Orange Juice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'd be scared if I were the doctor too.

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