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No matter how many times you go through what you've written, you can still miss the mistakes you've made. Whether there are cracks in your understanding of the language, or your eyes are simply playing a trick on you, they might find a way to slip into the final draft.

The subreddit r/IhadAstroke is a perfect example of how even minor errors can turn simple phrases into confusing or hilarious gibberish. As the name suggests, the stuff that gets featured here is so bad that there must have been something seriously wrong with the author while they were typing!

#1

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

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Nota Robot
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is no-one going to draw attention to "Pintrest"? :-p

Lyoness
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be my favourite.

Vvee Work
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An owling howling hoot hoot hooter

S Bow
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Physch (fish) ouatr (water) I can see the difficulty lol

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    #2

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

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    Carl Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie, I completely lost it at "Chinaman". lol

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what Chinaman butter is like???

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to make Cinamomo a thing

    Gabby Simmons
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to say “siminim” when he was young

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To throw them a lifebelt of generocity, maybe auto correct was involved?

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    According to the sister and brother duo Kathy Petras and Ross Petras, who co-authored the book 'You're Saying It Wrong: A Pronunciation Guide to the 150 Most Commonly Mispronounced Words and Their Tangled Histories of Misuse,' 11 of the most common grammar mistakes the word experts hear are:

    1. apostrophes (Wrong: We need to get our sale’s numbers up. Right: We need to get our sales numbers up.)
    2. Everyday/every day (Wrong: He starts work everyday at 8 a.m. Right: He starts work every day at 8 a.m.)
    3. I/me (Wrong: The marketing manager told Riley and I to talk with her. Right: The marketing manager told Riley and me to talk with her.)
    4. its/it's (Wrong: The company just celebrated it’s eighth year since it went public. Right: The company just celebrated its eighth year since it went public.)
    5. less/fewer (Wrong: Less than 50 people showed up for the presentation. Right: Fewer than 50 people showed up for the presentation.)
    6. lie/lay (Wrong: I could just lay down and go to sleep. Right: I could just lie down and go to sleep.)
    7. lose/loose (Wrong: If we stay on this track, we can’t loose. Right: If we stay on this track, we can’t lose.)
    8. that/who (Wrong: The people that reach their sales target will get a reward. Right: The people who reach their sales target will get a reward.)
    9. then/than (Wrong: That presentation was better then the first one. Right: That presentation was better than the first one.)
    10. there/their/they're (Wrong: There going to they’re office over their. Right: They’re going to their office over there.)
    11. your/you’re (Wrong: Your my favorite supervisor. Right: You’re my favorite supervisor.)
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    #3

    Dieing I Brearhn't

    Dieing I Brearhn't

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on I'll refer to my insomnia as sleepn't. There's a US Prez candidate now who is skilled at thinkn't.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you got me. I thought it was an eye problem at first. Thought they were trying to say astigmatism

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were going for "astigmatism" at first.

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% read atsgama like some anime character doing some ultimate attack. "ATS-GAMAAAAA!!!"

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic that BP made a typo in post about typos

    affogato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anxiety is now calmn‘t.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, he could have atsdelta

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    #4

    He Day

    He Day

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can image this being said by some mystical wise old man

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Par for the course when a Chinese company has a guy who claims to speak English do the translating.

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what I was thinking.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life..."

    dog pride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buy your man here 30 percent off sale!

    Momma Jess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw this somewhere I would buy it in a heartbeat 😂

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    #5

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you buy your clothes from Temu. /s

    A. HAM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the /s? That wasn’t sarcasm, that was truth!

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I briefly considered the possibility that it was an actual colonial spelling at some point (although the "MS" at he beginning is a major stretch), but it appears to originate as an actual misspelling on a shirt in a shop in Asia about 10 years ago. After being posted to Tumblr the internet did what it does best and gave it a life it never deserved. untitled-6...612512.jpg untitled-66d3e6c612512.jpg

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it remains as one of the 11 states of the US

    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Msaeachubaets had only been a state for about 4 months when we had 11 states. Folks may not have been used to spelling it back then. /J "The United States had 11 states when New York ratified the US Constitution on July 26, 1788, making it the 11th state to join the union." (Massachusetts ratified in February the same year)

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed the shirt itself seems to have a red, white and green stripe. It looked like the flag of a different country to me. Had to Google it, but sure enough it's basically the Hungarian flag with the US flag in the middle.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother ordered custom pencils from a cereal box when we were kids but his handwriting was bad so he got a dozen pencils that said Pavid instead of David

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the eleven handicapped States of America. First one: Dislexousania

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu & Shein haven't let me down yet! LOL!

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    But your reaction to these picture can tell you something about your own nature, too. Linguistics experts from the University of Michigan found that extroverted people are likely to overlook typos and grammatical errors that would cause introverted people to judge the person who makes such errors more negatively.

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    The researchers invited 83 participants and asked them all to read email responses to an ad for a housemate, which either contained no errors or had been altered to include typos (e.g. "teh" instead of "the") or grammatical mix-ups, such as too/to or it's/its.

    #6

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit aggressive on the request but okay, moooooooo.

    River Daski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like a text convo between myself and my mom lol aggressive requests and snarky replies and all

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The odd 'please' wouldn't go amiss...

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum needs to learn some good manners. Now.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I built a chat bot at my last job. All it did was allow our business analysts to request on the fly reports in plain text. They could say "Hey, can you show me how much money we moved from account A to account B", stuff like that. But I included a little Easter-Egg. If you just typed "meow", it would draw you a picture of a cat as ASCII art. This reminded me of that.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading a bit between the lines? Maybe the mum is bedridden with an illness which is why she needs a hot water bottle and has to text? Man! I once had to sign a consent form in hospital but had a major pain spasm which jolted my body and my signature started off okay but then suddenly went downwards and then off to the right of the paper! And you don't even want to see the state of some of the occasional texts I had to send! 😄

    Adam Benson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you heard her - How NOW, brown cow!

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can’t do your own hot water bottle because…

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    #7

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

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    Orange Mum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am having an amulance, please call for the stroke

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am calling, please stroke the ambulance.

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    MomaBear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg lol I can’t breath!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just reminds me of the most recent Dr Who series and the line "DO YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING AN AMBUULANCE?" which when taken out of context, is hilarious.

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people trying to imitate Yoda are quite funny.

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit personal to ask that question unless it's your romantic partner.

    #8

    Cant Are Gona Do?

    Cant Are Gona Do?

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please the doctor call. Having a stroke I am..."

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’M GONNA CALL THE AND THEN GO COP FIRST AND THEN CALL HATERS THAT CAN BUT CAN’T

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense, this is. Comprehend it, I cannot.

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the grammar police!

    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghostbusters, naturally. I'm gonna call Ghostbusters.

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    #9

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

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    Jen Blank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone let the poor fluff in.

    Austin Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re right. I don’t believe it.

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    Those 83 people then judged the person who'd written the email based on their perceived intelligence, friendliness, and other attributes, such as how good they would be as housemates.

    At the end of the experiment, they were also asked whether or not they'd spotted any grammatical errors or typos in the emails, and, if so, how much it had bothered them.

    #10

    Burger Kink LOL

    Burger Kink LOL

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    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the secret sauce like??

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger King's motto used to be "Have it your way". Makes sense now.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bug and Glitchy. 'Bout the size of it.

    Biytemii
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family growing up always had the weirdest names for different restaurants like rhyming names but they were always like half dirty or just weird The best one ever was Dunkin Donuts which was Drunken blow sļúts

    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Burger Kink, the word "whopper" has a whole new meaning.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds my of a text picture where someone texted "what are you doing rn" and the other guy was like "procreating" "I MEANT PROCRASTINATING" "PROCREATING" "no" "PROCREATING"

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    #11

    Mothor Is Srtoking

    Mothor Is Srtoking

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Android Mom is a glitching.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK no need to bring Elon’s kids into this.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This message was brought to you by your mom's asscheek

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about going to get cigarettes.

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do you think the misspelling in the title was accidental, or deliberate? Ironic either way.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously going to work. That's how the brain feels.

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    #12

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE DENYING IS DYING !

    EmJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: stop denying the earth is dying!

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped Earth and got punched in the face by Captain Planet.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, a common phrase was "Stop the world. I want to get off."

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Earth, you gotta stop. The denying is dying.

    Orange Mum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The death of denying, always sad

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    The researchers then asked the participants to complete a Big Five personality assessment, which determines where they are on a scale of openness, agreeableness, extraversion/introversion, neuroticism, and conscientiousness, as well as answer additional questions about their age, background, and attitude towards language.

    #13

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that's beside the point.

    Alice Landers
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    Why are you embarrassing your aunt ?you knew exactly what she meant

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a literature degree and a journalism degree and I have no idea what they're saying. Are you a wizard?

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    #14

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

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    8Yorkies-and-33cats
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the meantime, all sorts of demons and pagan deities are being summoned by accident.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable confusion. Both dress up in red, both enter your house unobserved, and both know who's been naughty and who's been nice.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now what did Satan do to deserve that?

    affogato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no satna so I’m dissapointed

    Full of Giggles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else instantly think of Church Lady?

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    #15

    Where Do Babies Come From?

    Where Do Babies Come From?

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    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these people drunk or high when some of these are done?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This situation is rare but has been documented. Internet tells me it is called heteropaternal superfecundation. (say it repeatedly, fast - lol). But now I'm picturing a weird mash up of Highlander and Mortal Kombat. "There can be only one!" "Finish him!"

    Robin Roper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lord, I hope this person isn't out there making babies.

    Austin Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some girls are allergic to prefnuts.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i understand why they're TooAfraidToAsk.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies having a mortal combat style fight in the womb sounds like a sketch from Robot Chicken.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain makes lots of "robot chicken" skits in my head. Usually unbidden. So sometimes it makes me laugh at very inappropriate times. Same for remembering their skits. Sometimes something serious makes me remember a robot chicken skit on the same subject and then I'm trying not to laugh at the image in my head.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a women has starch masks on her body does thet mean she has ben pargnet befor?

    Taki Takanashi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the typos this one still hilarious

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    #16

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes perfect sense. Each sentence is replacing a word in the sentence above it with a new word.

    Overall, everybody rated the fictional housemate applicants with typos and grammatical errors in their emails as worse than those with perfect spelling, but certain personality types judged the typo-riddled applicants harsher than others.

    For instance, extroverts were generally much more likely to overlook their mistakes, whereas introverts were more likely to judge the applicants negatively because of them.

    #17

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck Norris can go for three days without water in one day.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still haven't got beyond the first sentence. Maybe they're a time traveller?

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I forgot water existed' I love it

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The part of that making my eye twitch is 'on' accident. I see and hear that so many times: 'I broke it on accident'; 'I said it on accident'.The word is 'by', for crying out loud.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently, there was a day I didn't have any liquid to drink. I believe it was last Thirstday.

    alicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one day I went three days....🤣

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the spelling/grammar and wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey... that sh*t'll land you in the hospital. Surely they must have drunk other things that contained water. Anyway coming from somebody who has been dehydrated and spent nearly 3 weeks with non-functioning kidneys, DON'T MESS WITH DEHYDRATION.

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    #18

    Shongles

    Shongles

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, have to admit we did this to signs as terms.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A typo, on an article about typos. Typeceptoin

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    PeachPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks this was the dastardly work of a tricksy passerby.

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were in my hometown during my high school days everyone would've said, "looks like Bob was out past curfew again."

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture someone putting those letters up one by one. Slow motion dyslexia.

    Gracie Mae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate that digital signs have taken this away from our 'innocent fun' catalog of things to do when bored...

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate that digital signs have taken away this somewhat innocent joy--never fails to make me lol

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the ruddy English policeman that thinks he can speak French!

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    #19

    Indeed

    Indeed

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool cool cool cool....is it just me or...cause I have no idea what this is supposed to be lol

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until someone said "warframe" is a game, I still had no idea wtf this was saying. Just knowing that, it's a lot easier to get by the grammar and infer what's being asked.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played warframe for long time (over 3k hours). I was also using its wiki by a lot. Ther was a time when each time I started a word with "w", keyboard first choice was "warframe".

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English folks, it's not that hard! 🤦

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She says on a Lithuanian website. Have you considered that they’re not a native English speaker, but unlike most native English speakers they’re making an attempt to learn??

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    Vvee Work
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    War can frame you......do yes yes do

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    #20

    Found On R/Me_irl

    Found On R/Me_irl

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feet the hand dude, it's simple lol

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do prefer SI units over these.. 🙃

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A foot is just like a hand?

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, hands and feet are analogous structures.

    Chonky Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why these are so funny to me, I guess I have an awful sense of humour 😭🤣🤣🤣

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feet are just hands of the leg. Toes are foot fingers. :D

    Amazonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I still understand what he means? Feet are leg hands.

    Marla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feet are the hands of the ankles

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    People who tested as being more conscientious but less open were more sensitive to typos, while those with less agreeable personalities got more upset by grammatical errors.

    "Perhaps because less agreeable people are less tolerant of deviations from convention," the research team said.

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    #21

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one over 7,000 tines and still can't make any sense of it

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls can change the world, girls therefore is brave is what it is supposed to say. It's still wrong, but that was the intent ... I think.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places, nonsensical English words are in vogue. Sort of like how so many white dudes get Kanji tattoos even though they have no idea what they say.

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to get a Kanji tattoo that says "Cheese Wombat Toilet Brush" just to mess with people who actually speak Japanese.

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girls can the change world" + "Is therefore is brave" = "Girls is can the therefore change is world brave"

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intended message may have been "girls are brave; therefore, they can change the world".

    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they shouldn't have outsourced English clothing manufacturing to places where they don't speak English.....

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s maybe meant to say Girls Are* (not is) Brave (in the wrong spot ) and (missing) can therefore change the world”? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hidden terrorist message: CAN THE WORLD CHANGE? THEREFORE BRAVE ISIS GIRLS

    coffee_meowniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS LITERALLY A GOOGLE TRANSLATE IMAGE ON TOP OF THE OG text. 🤣🤣🤣

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go girl, as in put this shirt back down it makes no sense I'm confused.

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    #22

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there IS a pattern of sorts, but no matter which order I read it I still can't decide what they wanted to convey.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bothers me is that there's the word "am" but no "I" so unless it means ante meridian, there's no way to construct a proper sentence with that included

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    Panda Pandemic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly goose! It says, "We are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty." :) Easy peasy, lime kite! ;)

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strikes me as a list of sight words or spelling words for junior kids in a school.

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly, but why repeat some of the words?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a code the CIA left in plain sight, just to see if anybody would ever be able to crack it.

    Arkham Wohlfert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second picture is an interpretive dance of everyone's confusion.

    Highfalutin Heron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the middle left, reading up, it says " go for help.“. Maybe that's the hidden message in the rest of it.

    Serena Myers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See. Come. Want. See. Want. Come. My. Where. Good. My. Good. Where. Etc. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the Reddit replies on this post, they are "sight words". The idea being that you put very common/useful words in places where young children will see them a lot, and they will learn those words more quickly when learning to read. Sounds like it's a bit controversial but this is almost certainly what this is.

    ~(•ᴗ•)~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overall translation: THEY NEED HELP CALL THE PHYCATRISTS

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    #23

    I'm Eating Babies

    I'm Eating Babies

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is how Q-anon started.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was this one is contrived. But then I remembered a time I was sending a text and autofill tried to say "babies" for something totally inappropriate. I was eating them or doing something bad to them. I forget the text it was something like, "I'm going to cook some (BBQ) and autofill tried to fill in babies. Something that took an innocent text and made it dark as heck. I didn't send it that way but I was kind of appalled that was the first suggestion it gave me.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats' wrong with eating babies and reading nachos? 🤣

    HarleyQuinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's either reading babies and eating nachos or eating babies and reading nachos lol

    Interestingly, how neurotic someone didn't really affect how they interpreted mistakes.

    Yes, the sample size wasn't the biggest and we need to take the results with a grain of salt. However, the results couldn't be explained by people's age or education, which suggests that personality traits were actually playing a role.

    And if you want to continue playing the grammar police officer, fire up our first publication on r/IhadAstroke! It also has plenty of inexcusable crimes.

    #24

    Is That A Warning ?

    Is That A Warning ?

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A takeaway near me described one of their curries as being in a "cococunt sauce" on their menu

    Jordan Croff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do like a Roman emperor and seize your salad.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seizure salad is even worse if you get it with aneurysms.

    Kelly Hartle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have epilepsy and in college one of my friends swore I got pizza at "Little Seizures."

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    #25

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

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    Austin Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get a cat to lick the blue check mark of a nood squirrels left testicle. Maio.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know about noods!!

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is...is that supposed to say "squirrel left testicle"?

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what's with the gases at the blue check mark?

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed that.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By how to get cat do you mean adopt a cat or .... Murder?

    Erin S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only eat nood-free noodles.

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    #26

    My Amazon Customer Support

    My Amazon Customer Support

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    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is indeed hoift, that's my problem. Is it because I interdicted the concert goer?

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on chat w/Cafe Press for a total of 3.5 hours the other day, trying to get an order straightened out. At one point, the guide? helper? chatter? whatever - just walked away. Just, left the chat. left me hanging. 15 minutes later a new person came, hi, how can I help you today? Like I hadn't already been trying for 3 hours to get this order fixed. So random.

    Chonky Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again why is this so funny 😭🤣🤣🤣 like I'm laughing way too loud

    The Bearded Viking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to tell you that it was actually because you windowed the hoift with an interdiction AS a concert goer. If you had interdicted the window hoift BEFORE you attended a concert the issue you faced would not have arisen. Hope this helps

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a break, cause Amazon sure never has and never will

    #27

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s at least right on the smaller ones? Lol

    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stop when you are when you are tired

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done. At first I thought maybe these were quarter panel vinyl tiles that were assembled in the wrong order, but based on the various font sizes, there would be no way to arrive at the correct phrase .

    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been "don't stop when you're done, stop when you are tired" - gentler to lazy butts like me :D

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Stop! Done! Don't stop when you are -- when you are tired🎶

    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla had a stroke and died whilst trying to read this...

    Peter H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'm guessing it's intended to be a set of decals that you cut out, arrange properly, and stick to the wall (the smaller version of the quote is the clue) and the pieces are arranged to be efficient on the print. Then someone just peeled the whole thing off the backing and stuck it to the wall.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this plate go with the stairs???

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not only working out your body muscles but also your eyeball and mind muscles too! 💪💪💪

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was tired when they made the sign.

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    #28

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

    definitelynot_foxy Report

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, do you do d***s?" "... PIZZA"

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your antidrug message printer person is on [d***s].

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMNT: Teenage mutant narco turtles!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When BP censorship momentarily falters and I see a word that is going to burn out my retinas and make me go to the dark side.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which dark side though? Are you going to be tempted by d***s or d***s?

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    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for TMNT, but the caption makes it better

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    #29

    The Iffle Tower

    The Iffle Tower

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    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell from the Ifell tower

    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got an eye full at the eye full tower.

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    Paul Valembois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they’re not wrong… Eiffel did design the internal structure of the Statue of Liberty.

    Christopher Crockett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the Statue of Liberty is America's Eiffel Tower. Gustave Eiffel designed the inner framework underneath the statue's copper skin.

    ~(•ᴗ•)~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly...I'm from France and stool can't spell oifle tower. Oifle? Offle- iffle s**t. 😭

    Hugh Crawford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I forget how to spell it.

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    #30

    A Very Lucky Fortune

    A Very Lucky Fortune

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can happen sometBut it is still annoying.imes.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet someone accidentally inserted picture into Word document that those fortunes were typed into.

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrr dat be de won when u is found it arn

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love "No problem leaves you where you found it" 😂 Is that an English saying I just haven't come across till today, a motivational motto, or some obscure translation?

    Mylah Blaschke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it is predicting a stroke in your future.

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    #31

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

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    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she might have had her emoji screen open and was typing like they were a keyboard of letters.

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    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do this just to annoy my son.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like stuff my grandkids send me (minus the poop emoji, of course)

    Mona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA my toddler found my phone.

    Christopher Crockett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually kind of impressed that she used the Kaaba emoji in all of that.

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    #32

    We Take For Open Are Out

    We Take For Open Are Out

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if the door slides open...

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it left to right: "We are take for out open"

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    #33

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a new manager that knows which word to use?

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare selfish people get sick and unconvince Chipotle

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a manager who wants customers to get sick.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would assume Chipotle has such a screwed up management system, they hire recently arrived immigrants as no one else will work for them.

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education is clearly not required to be a manager at Chipotle

    agermanhome
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope at least the new salary was a higher one.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was "being illiterate" in your job description?

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to bankruptcy, Mr. Franchisee

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    #34

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relaxing soup break, methinks

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is a terrible cook, but I don't think even she could break soup.

    Tostones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a soup mug on purpose that says KEEP SMILE. And I do!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes sense, you need a relaxing soup break

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RELAX soup BREAK not SOUP bowl BREAK

    Sarah K
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOUP soup Break SOUP relax SOUP taste.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could've been settled with just "mmmm...soup"

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    #35

    Eee

    Eee

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be fair, that's the sound I make when I'm forced to do math. I'm REALLY bad at it XD

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how would you even explain how you got your answer? “Um, because that’s what 7 times 3 is”?

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I mean you could go into depth on the structure of math and the internal self consistency and whatever the hell else mathematician-philosopher-logicians (it's kinda in all three fields) are doing, but...y'know. "I took 7 and added 7 and then added 7 again"?

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    Hugh Crawford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not technically wrong as it is a subjective question

    The Bearded Viking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a tad of a long winded way to get there, but if it works for ya, then proceed, my good fellow.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what would the actual explanation be? This is just a table one learns by heart at elementary school, there is no "logic deduction" to get to 21.

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    #36

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the guy who was run over by a f*****g SNOW PLOW type more coherently than the person replying to him? Also, reminder that Hawkeye is the strongest Avenger.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gosh darn it Keith Kuder! I'M the one who is on strong painkillers at the moment!!! Stop trying to steal my thunder!!!"

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Keith might also need the ICU

    Arkham Wohlfert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand up. You're sitting on your phone.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's glitching! Quick, someone throw him in some rice.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn him off and turn him back on again. It’s the only way

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    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine Matt Rose reading this.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The pain meds have him off his gourd. Let's bleach his hair and paint his toenails orange before he comes back around." /J

    Daniele Ribolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so happy to know you're ok now, Jeremy... 💪💪💪

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were in the ICU, even dying, and a bunch of idiots came to pester me and took photos, I would summon all my strength to kick them out of the room forever, and I'd disown any member of my family that took part in that nonsense.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Jeremy fúcking Renner. He wrote this himself and he's obviously fine with it. Your personal preferences are irrelevant.

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    #37

    Supre Bol\

    Supre Bol\

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd blame the fact that the Superbowl is a highly copyrighted name but is this from the actual NFL account?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supreme bowl; comes with extra sour cream.

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is spag bol xD

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many balls to the head will do that to ya.

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this maybe poorly translated Spanish, or Portuguese?

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    #38

    I ‘Member

    I ‘Member

    MagicWUball Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember presetting the queue on the computer so we'd keep a steady stream of DVDs coming. When Netflix went mostly digital, my parents were so against it. They liked it old fashioned.

    Leah Wilson-Walls
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words can't express the nostalgia, no really we don't need the words to remember

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'member when Sony audio CDs came with their own malware if you put them in your PC.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course - went to the doctor, now all is good again.

    #39

    Try To Read It

    Try To Read It

    teodafik Report

    She who must not be named
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, going from left to right it makes sense, but the fact it's split into seperate booths is stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooooo . . . Not godzilla . . . RiP King of Monsters

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will forget what you say and forget what you did. they will never forget how you made them feel

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management always think that if something makes sense from where they're standing, that's all that matters.

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forget and did forget them. i can picture this being said by mr miyagi

    DeZeCrATioN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They you what will you will say you never made forget and did forget them what forget they how feel." 😔

    #40

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

    Teooooooo Report

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing one of the locals at the pub got hold of snow spray paint just after midnight on that New Years Eve!!! So long as it can be washed off?

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to put a little "error" above the 404.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody’s had a few too many drinkipoos. Remember kiddies, don’t drink and graffiti

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably one too many free beers before painting that....

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Live Sport not found.

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    #41

    KFC

    KFC

    bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh0 Report

    Peggygirl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's probably just Welsh...

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. Those are the directions to the new KFC in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat laid on keyboard?

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting the chickens tweet I see

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be a substitution code for the Colonel's secret recipe.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm. Maybe some chickens were warning other chickens to stay away from the Colonel

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    242 retweets. They seem to understand it!

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Code to the colonel's secret recipe? 🤔

    Void Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debbie, your cat is tweeting again.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clearly that's just the language of the gods

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said it before, quit drinking on the job!

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    #42

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

    MarceloRBLX Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we never truly escape living in some guy's balls? That's depressing.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly the math for a donut planet does math. It is theoretically possible, if it's spinning fast enough.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth is a doughnut and the world is a vampire.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home, Homer Simpson! You're drunk!

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    #43

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

    rese_nese_ Report

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... if you really think about it on the recesses of your mind it kind of males sense in a blurred way

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transitioned trans people are transitioned trans. But if a trans (already transitioned) transitions, they are no longer trans. Think female to male is now male from female. But if a female to male who already transitioned transitions, then they’re female to male to female, therefore no longer trans? Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol just guessing

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it has something to do with how buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're talking about trains not being on time ...... ?

    #44

    Foot Cralp

    Foot Cralp

    DecapitatorOfChicken Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you didn't have to type with your foot

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad when people text after going to the dentist. Wait until the novacaine wears off.

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, the only thing worse than getting foot cralp is when you wone up eith it, cos you have no time to prepare for it then. No wonder the poor bloke is dyibt. Hope you're better now.

    Adam Benson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up with a foot cramp. I'm dying?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who made a chihuahua pope? Not complaining mind

    #45

    What?

    What?

    CapitanRecs Report

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I human? Because I know how to spot red light, cars, and bike on random pictures.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Joke's on CapitanRecs, I'm a wolf. Clearly.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born this way. If I'd had a choice I'd have picked cat.

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me can we opposable thumb can stick up in things

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so I can point out the traffic lights in a picture obviously

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly we’re human because our parents were. Mostly

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to draw hands can be hard. Complicated.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, definitely human. No machine can articulate that poorly

    #46

    We Love Women

    We Love Women

    reddit.com Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes see liberty caps on my property. How do I tell which ones are lesbians?

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones with the colors of the lesbian flags are generally the lesbians. Although it's a bit complicated with fungi since they have hundreds of sexes

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    #47

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

    Ksiisaverybigfatneek Report

    #48

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

    reddit.com Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (EDIT: Okay, probably real, or at least very similar ones are. I learned there are several breeds called Holsteins so perhaps this is a different black and white than what we raised. Rear legs and leg length don't look natural to me but it may be the breed. "hearts" markings show up way more on social posts than they do IRL. ) That photo is shopped. Or possibly a weird breed? It looks like a young Holstein Friesian. We used to raise Holsteins and they have short hair and don't have "cankles" so the legs (especially the rear ones) won't look like that even if you shampoo them.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.iowafarmbureau.com/Article/Iowas-fluffy-cows-go-viral-on-social-media check this out!! 😊

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not photoshop: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/17/iowa-fluffy-cows/2433179/

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marie, after more research I agree it may be natural. I still suspect this particular image but there are other very similar ones that are real. I updated my post.

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    #49

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    Rashtrapateen Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to know how they reproduced.

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that ses like a sound enough, straight forward explanation to me, what is your issue?

    #50

    ??????

    ??????

    reddit.com Report

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerned that the reddit thread is r/teenagers 0_0

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wieners, fart jokes, and butts are pretty much the height of humor for teenagers (and those of us with Chronic Incurable Teenager Humor Syndrome), so I'm not surprised.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what you're saying is someone committed a felony by transmitting explicit material to a minor.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, an unsolicited Richard pic can make you lose the ability to form rational thoughts

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you like something it is "gusto" but you don't like it, it is "gust no"? /j

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gusted known the ducks pic that dmd u

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    #51

    Mabe

    Mabe

    butterytoast880 Report

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every car is unfocus, wait, where's my glasses

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ford Unfocus is really good for avoiding speed traps

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to be all "this was clearly intentional" until I reread the top sentence. *facepalm* Obviously you are are all going to get it faster than I did.

    #53

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

    Enderjora Report

    Kitty Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left: upside down ice skate. Right: vintage glass ornament

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are seeing guns and grenaids in the advert calender and they have a sun! ☀️ . Inapropiate indeed! Lol my phone was trying to correct me!!!

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no problem reading that. Please shoot me now. Also, not guns and hand grenades. That's an upside down ice skate and a cat's butt-hole. /J

    Allie Herz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shockingly I understood that. I guess I’ve skates can be used as weapons but they definitely can’t shoot anything

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that is very clearly a .50 Caliber Desert Eagle with a Leupold 2x20 scope.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and you can clearly make out the extended 15 round magazine, and enhanced grip. That's most definitely an ornament on the right though.

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    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately hope this person isn’t home schooling her kids.

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully your child finishes their education

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean "sun fishes the equation"? 🙃

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of reminds of the old joke about the blonde who threw away all of her M&M's because they had been misprinted with W's.

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    #54

    Coaster

    Coaster

    ctech9 Report

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to be the dude behind them collecting Jenga bricks with my face

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping it was superglued together beforehand.

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    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On table with coaster and can cup so no ring

    #55

    The What

    The What

    RustyMetal13 Report

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look she's giving in the second picture basically describes the sentence

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A female girl like Anna is always in need of a genuine male boyfriend who treats her like he would if she was male (is this supposed to mean no sexism?) and loves her? Idk

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    female girls? I prefer male girls.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She owns a Nokia phone, so she lived 10000 years ago, when english languaje was very different than the actual one.

    #56

    Would Were You?

    Would Were You?

    JonadAmazonas Report

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the messed up floor the messed up message fits

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you drunk when you wrote that c**p?

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't even matter! Im almost blind! tap tap and found it!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly blind without my glasses, but too lazy to keep them on at home, because I can't read with them so I'd take them off, squint at the toilet and probably could keep the floor from tripping me

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    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fall in vortex and have pee stain on me

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd yell for Juno and stay away from the lost souls room!!

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    #58

    Wha

    Wha

    superianboy Report

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a translation error

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they started wearing kilts in China?

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was the universal symbol for female toilets?

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    Jordan Croff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are Chinese characters for "wo".

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish, lol. The first character means "woman" the 3 others mean "bathroom". There is even the symbol next to it. How did they get that so wrong lol

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This comment has been deleted.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, iz you mad? Iz you angwy that he signed a bill to allow girls to get free feminine hygiene products in school? Izzoo just soooooooo angy that he allowed women to have autonomy over their own bodies and legally get abortions? Iz you just soooo angy that he signed a bill that provides free breakfast and lunch to schoolchildren? Aw, you poor thing, you must be so upset. There, there. Oh, by the way, his last name is spelled "Walz", not "Waltz". Try and get it right if you're going to be an ignorant haddock vomiting out word-feces, okay?

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    #59

    The Name Says It All

    The Name Says It All

    mATTALICA4life Report

    #60

    Friend Has A Stroke

    Friend Has A Stroke

    jannielcolon Report

    #61

    Uhm

    Uhm

    Corbynaresvik64 Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "stronk" is old internet slang. Look up "bondulance" if you're less chronically online than me

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/IHadWhatItTakesICouldaBeenAContender

    #62

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

    TheScienceGuy120 Report

    #64

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

    RobbyyOnReddit Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a bot. So I don't expect it to make sense.

    #65

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

    Christian1111111111 Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is true. I'm guessing most judges use bill paint pins so there is no nib to break. /J

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    #67

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

    reddit.com Report

    #68

    The Not You Know

    The Not You Know

    SoufDakotas Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you feel like a not. Sometimes you don't.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, wish I didn't know that too.

    #69

    Avocado

    Avocado

    AbeLincoln_1 Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "will pursue in the future". Looks like a Danish person stopped looking at the keyboard midway through.

    #70

    Homeohphobick

    Homeohphobick

    ThatOneGuy7832 Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average intelligence of a homophobe

    Jordan Croff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of gatekeepers either.

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! And I hate buy people and trains people too!

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only if they dont have a key for the lock

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love gate people Gate is gate.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hates gate people? Wait till he meets Saint Peter!