My 50 New Illustrations That Show Most Girls’ Lives And Struggles In Their 30s

To abdicate (v.). To give up the hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Yup yupp. This only happens to ladies

Me everyday

I agreed on that, but I usually only do boxers and socks LOL I have cold feet don't judge haha

Me, every single time.

Try the night mode if the smartphone has it (of course, the best would be not to use any electronic devices in the bed at all)

This is why my phone sits in the charger in another room

This one hurts. I'm literally doing it as I write this.

Hate hearing my voice

Nightmare

...it's a nightmare

Truth. Trying to walk up stairs after leg day...

How do you know you look normal in real life? Asking for a friend...

Horrid lighting in fitting rooms, while depressing, is not all bad. Saves you money when you decide not to buy more fast fashion c**p....

Harsh overhead lights can make a child look like an old person who has slept in a week.

Me looking for glasses and then realizing I'm wearing them and looking through them

My mom was accidentally calling her home phone from cell phone and she hung up cell to go answer home phone in kitchen. Of course home phone quit ringing as soon as she stood up. Sat back down to make call and accidentally called home phone again. Hung up and stood up to answer home phone again. That's when she finally checked caller id on home phone and realized it was her cell phone calling home phone whole time. Not sure who she was trying to call to begin with.

Easy, find and buy a bigger umbrella

I don't share the umbrella. I like walking in the rain. :)

Those rainjackets tho

Wait... is she putting on her tights while her slippers are already on? that maybe explains why she's having a hard time.

I can relate. I have proportionately long legs, and leggings are apparently made for people with stumps.

I hate that. So frustrating

I'm right down the road...

Sure you are

Yesss it was, I witness.

I do not like Coffee, but everyone on the office loves it, and at home. I still don't get it, I drink a little coffee and I need to go really quick to poop like crazy!

It might be the fact that I’m Russian(stereotypes) but I can still do this.

oh no, no no no nope

Yep

And proud of it

A true superhero

And just as you’re getting used to the fall back, it springs forward.

My struggle every morning this week

Be careful not to cut your foot

Hair sticking to your lippy - hate that!

whispers: chew your vegies, don't drink 'em.

Excuse me, your brush got stuck.

I want to go back to bed the same second I sit on the chair at my desk on work :(

Yeah, but only one of you is warm!

What’s pie in the sky and how do I get it?

LOLOLOL. um yeah nope

My teeny tiny pooch loves rescuing socks!

the black hole of the washing machine

YEEES