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I am tony esp, a webcomic artist and self-proclaimed animator. I like to spend my free time creating random comics that go from puns to straight up 'wait.....what?'. I like to believe that the best kind of comedy is the one you don't see coming.
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#1
Final score:
268points
Juan Marcos Garcia 6 years ago (edited)
What a f*****g idiot!: American indigenous people did NOT eat humans, you f*****g moron
Sophia Quintanilla 6 years ago
Not all things need to be logical. That's what makes the world fun. Just slow your roll and be not so angry
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Lauren Kaufmann 6 years ago
St. Lawerence, the patron saint of comedians, actually said something along these lines when he was being martyred... something like "Im done on this side, turn me over..."
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#2
Final score:
242points
WaffleFryLife 6 years ago
i'm sure goose had just the same threat level as the entire mafia ;)
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#3
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239points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
I'm not afraid of death. I'll avoid it while I can, but when I'm ready, I'll be ready.
#4
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232points
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
my evil pony, I used to wonder what Satan could be....
Vicky Zar 6 years ago
Depends on what stories you believe. In many he is depicted exactly like this.
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#5
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210points
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
That's how the world works.. Unless it's The triwizard tournament and your name is Harry Potter.. 😳
#6
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209points
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
I'm trying to recall whether it was the first "Lethal Weapon" movie or the novelisation where Martin Riggs picks up a random hooker to "do something really unusual"…and takes her back to his caravan for a quiet evening watching TV ;-) Aha! It's in the Director's Cut: https://youtu.be/jQXLwEDiS7Q
#7
Final score:
194points
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
Hope you aren't in the States Kevin, you cant write someone a ticket for a bad joke....
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Is.. Is this an episode of Family Guy? Is she.. Is she Lois? She looks like her.. 😳
#8
Final score:
180points
Anna Ledwońska 6 years ago
It is so tragic sometimes...I know it is not comparable in any way but some time ago in my country was a guesome murder when son with his girlfriend, both about 18, killed his parents in really gruesome way. It was really decent loving family and parents really did all for their only son. This girls was a bad influence , spoiled and somehow evil. They admitted that they did it from boredom and to see how it is to kill someone, also to inherit their family house. Really stupid. Of course they went to jail for a long time, boy cannot inherit anything and he said on trail that in fact his parents was really good and now he know how stupid their deed was. I was really mad at it...
#9
Final score:
175points
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
And that's why satan came in the previous strip. Santa seemed a bit detained.
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
I've seen variations of this, but some jokes are still good even when retold.
Gábor Bordás 6 years ago
Santa actually is the most communist character: spying on everyone with his agents, has a yearly production quota, overwhelms himself by reaching that quota in one day, and always wears red. This seems more like a political imprisonment
#10
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164points
#11
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152points
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Sometimes... I wonder what the difference is.. 🙄 I feel like dying either way.. 🤣
Afrah Humaidi 6 years ago
You make me glow,... But I cover up, ...won’t let it show, ....So I’m puttin’ my defenses up .....'Cause I don’t wanna fall in love..... If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack I think I’d have a heart attack I think I’d have a heart attack 😁😂
#12
Final score:
148points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Vultures are misunderstood birds. They provide the ecology with much benefit and help stymie the spread of many deadly diseases.
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
-And so polite and considerate! They wait until their dinner has died.
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#13
Final score:
148points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
If we could all dive into virtual reality, a lot of people would stay there - and gradually starve. Unless somebody was supplying IVs. Guess who'd have the real power then!
Lol I’m Good 5 years ago
Sad but... she can afford VR but not a restaurant? I mean, it’s not expensive as in hundred dollar items.
#14
Final score:
147points
Amy Force 6 years ago
I had something like this happen to me at school. The first school bell rang and I was LATE. so i took off Running to get to home room, and another person, a guy, who was also running late, was running to *his* class also from the other side of the wall... we didn't SEE each other, of course, and collided with each other at the corner. He tripped into my foot with such force, that it torqued my ankle to the side HARD, and i had to stop b/c I couldn't walk for a minute, it hurt so, bad; I turned to apologize, and it turned out, the guy had tripped into my foot with such force, that he sent himself flying like 15 feet along the floor on his side. WE both felt bad, and like total idiots. I'm sitting there clutching my foot in pain, going, "Are you alright?" He nodded, embarrassed, and got up and we both WALKED to class from there. LATE be damned. LMAO
Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
i feel like this comic reached out of my screen and shoved my aww back down my goddamn throat what the f**k
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
It is entitled 'My 50 Comics With Unexpected Twists At The End' in fairness.
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Wow. That was brutal, but way more realistic than anime and Manga. 😂
rick hctep (Rick45) 6 years ago
they should be saying teeff, just try saying teeth when you have no teeth coz they are all smashed up as well as having your lips bost open.
Russian Otaku 6 years ago
This is pretty much exactly what happens when people run into something... or someone and the first place of impact is the mouth
Jeremiah Brooks 5 years ago
Cute kiss turns from Youngblood’s kissing to teeth kissing I swear people really love to be nasty
#15
Final score:
143points
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
WTF with mustache. I didn't wear mustache before my first child. Is this artist following me?
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Oh god no... 😱 If I get a man myself, I have to make it an actual rule! RULE NR. 1: NO 80'S PORNSTAR BEARD.
#16
Final score:
134points
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Aww..but you could be a serial killer or a serial rapist... It's for the best girl... Cause he could have been too. 😳
#17
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132points
#18
Final score:
132points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Reminds me of the GIF in which the flasher is wearing a shirt that says "Vote for Trump"
Veronique Gagne 6 years ago
Laughed too hard at this one. My body can't be vegetarian or vegan. Tried it. Almost died. -_-
Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
I get why she's horrified, give her time.. 😳 And a new cream...
#19
Final score:
128points
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Had a manager that would chew pens and it wouldn't matter if they were his or not. I frequently picked a chewed, dribbly pen. Disgusting. Glad when he was sacked for utter incompetence.
#20
Final score:
128points
Tony esp (Submission author) 6 years ago (edited)
you're 100% correct, I was planning on fixing it before the 20 of June but I don't have any free time at the moment
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Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Is the.. GPS hitting on her? Or on him? Is it male or female? 🤔 At least we know it's gay...
#21
Final score:
125points
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Who have you got tied up to your computer?????
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Helene Kira Håkansson 6 years ago
Well... 😳 That's what happens when you run your mind to a moron...
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#23
Final score:
110points
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago (edited)
TABLE OF CONTENTS: *pockets---page 1* *that one pose (you know)---page 2* *quit art forever---page 3)*
#24
Final score:
108points
Kimberley Thom 6 years ago
I can only laugh at this one and I don't understand why. It's so cute yet nerve wracking.
Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
wow good job at being an a*****e who stereotyped and generalized an entire f*****g gender
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SirPatTheCat 6 years ago (edited)
He said best STICK while Mr Hat is best TOY. Totally won in different categories.
#26
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105points
fruit_panda 6 years ago
"Bibidi babidi BANG!" is going to have me randomly snickering to myself for at least the next 24 hours
Maria Karenina Renata 2 years ago
Congratulations!!! You have ruined all my cinderella f*cking childhood tbh
#28
Final score:
99points
Link 6 years ago
I assume you're talking about the triangle with the eye, right? I thought that was supposed to be the illuminati symbol, what with the memes that were about it
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Russian Otaku 6 years ago
Scary thing is this will happen eventually somewhere at some time down the line
#29
Final score:
99points
Jason Rogers 6 years ago
OMG... what have you done to me? I never heard that name before so had to go look. MY EYES!!!!!
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Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
ok what's with the shade here honey that wasn't the point and no one cares
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94points
Jason Rogers 6 years ago
Nooo!!! I'm pretty sure that is what the cat hears not what the cat is thinking. Sad either way... But that's the point of this thread. lol
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Lilith Hollis 6 years ago
I don't Meow to my cat I don't think he would like it can you imagine that if I meowed at him and he heard those words I think he would hate me
#31
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45points
#32
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44points
PurpleDoople 4 years ago
“Haha! I win, Jerry! Told you quilts can’t enter the contest!”
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#33
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43points
#34
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#35
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#36
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37points
D r e a m l a n d s 6 years ago
Okay, but legit, I'm sick of furries getting a bad rap. We're just normal people who think funky lil animal dudes are neat.
Link 6 years ago
I don't think its because of that. I think its because of how you guys have more or less.... interesting hobbies. Like how some of you identify as animals and have....less distasteful things. Granted, I know not ALL of you do this, because I'm friends with one whi doesn't like that kind of stuff, but a lot of people just like to assume all of you like to do that.
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#37
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35points
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago (edited)
When I was a preteen/teen I would go to the park with my brother (same age as me at the time) and we would do all the normal little kids on playground stuff, only at 8:00 at night or later when it wasn't crowded. I hated when people expected you to get off something you just started on just because you were older than them/their kid.
Dani 6 years ago
Ikr when I was like nine my sibs and I were playing at a park and this little kid (maybe 2 or 3) was playing on the swings next to where we were swinging. He fell off and his mom came and yelled at US and told us that since we were older we should be responsible and look out for him. We were three little kida and didn't know her or her son at all. She tried to send us to time out but young Dani was a stubborn brat who refused to listen 😅 I told her that I would never see her again and she didn't have the authority over me to make me do that. I grabbed my little brother and sister and we left.
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#39
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#40
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#41
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30points
Tenley Samson 4 years ago
good. that is a good thing... keep your innocence
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#42
Final score:
29points
Catlady6000 6 years ago
I wanna see this movie. An Avenger/My Lil Pony crossover. Total awesomeness
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
cAPTAIN MY SWEET SWEET CAPTAIN NOOO MY BABY... wait did i say that out loud? >////<
#43
Final score:
28points
Eden-Rose Huntsman 6 years ago
This just reminded me of a spider I saw the other day that nobody killed and now it's gone and i'm paranoid
#44
Final score:
25points
Charlize Socha 6 years ago
AHH I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME????
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#45
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24points
#46
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22points
EmibobGaming 606 6 years ago
When I saw the the first thing I thought of was an abnormal titan from Attack On Titan
#47
Final score:
22points
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Hopefully you still had your hand. (Look at that waiter)
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#49
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#50
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16points
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
Um...so...What is that red stuff? Did they kill someone or....No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
ILoveMyDog 5 years ago
it being a year since ive watched the show i may never watch elmo the same way again
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
You are sooo twisted. I love these! Especially the Avengers/My Lil Pony crossover. That movie needs to be made!
Catlady6000 6 years ago
You are sooo twisted. I love these! Especially the Avengers/My Lil Pony crossover. That movie needs to be made!
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