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You should be grinding 24/7. Days of rest are for the weak and those who don't deserve success. Forget caring about your friends and family members; your career is your family now. If you’re not waking up at 4am and drinking protein shakes to save time, you’re never going to have the life you’ve dreamed of.

We’re all familiar with this kind of toxic messaging. We’ve seen the posts on social media and heard the “motivational speeches” on YouTube. But if you’re interested in calling out hustle culture, rather than succumbing to the pressure to be a girlboss or hustle bro, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below. We’ve gathered some of the cringiest posts from the LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit, so enjoy scrolling through and keep reading to find a conversation with the founder of Her Messy Bun, Danielle Clemente!

#1

My Friend Sent This To Me, Caption: "Wow. This Company Just Invented The Lunch Break"

My Friend Sent This To Me, Caption: "Wow. This Company Just Invented The Lunch Break"

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    #2

    Lunatic From Blind, Thought They Belonged Here

    Lunatic From Blind, Thought They Belonged Here

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure I want to improve things! Things like my bank account.

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    What was once a professional site used for networking and searching for jobs, LinkedIn seems to have gone off the rails in recent years. Instead of simple posts about people celebrating being at their current job for 5 years, the site is now filled with toxic advice and “professionals” bragging about their commitment to their work ethic. That’s why groups like LinkedIn Lunatics have begun surfacing. This subreddit, which describes itself as “for insufferable LinkedIn content,” has been around since 2019 and has amassed 324k members, or “LinkedIn Premium Members.”

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    “Scroll through LinkedIn and you will find a mix of rampant virtue signaling, cringeworthy titles, and stories that could come from r/thathappened,” the moderators explain in the community’s About section. “This subreddit is for sharing and discussing these LinkedIn characters.” From facepalm worthy posts to the worst advice you could ever imagine, this group has it all!

    #4

    Bill Gates

    Bill Gates

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    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only LinkedIn conversation I ever smiled and chuckled at.

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    #5

    What

    What

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    #6

    I Finally Have Something To Contribute To This Community

    I Finally Have Something To Contribute To This Community

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    Now, there’s nothing wrong with having a great work ethic. Working hard can be rewarding and satisfying, especially when it translates to higher pay, promotions and greater opportunities within your company. However, there’s a big difference between being invested in your job and being a workaholic. Many of these “LinkedInfluencers” tout the advantages of missing important events in their children’s lives, skipping out on holidays, working while sick and working overtime because “the hustle never stops.”

    To learn more about hustle culture, we reached out to Danielle Clemente, Creative Consultant and Founder of the Her Messy Bun Podcast and Consciously Creative. Danielle explains hustle culture as “when you put work above everything including your mental health, available energy, rest, family and personal time.”

    “Hustle culture is filled with unsustainable practices that perpetuate the idea that you live to work, rather work to live,” she continued. Danielle also noted that hustle culture can negative impact our lives for many reasons, including causing burnout, forcing people to try and meet unrealistic deadlines or expectations at any or all costs, and affecting how we see ourselves in the world.”

    #7

    He Loved Being At His Office That Much

    He Loved Being At His Office That Much

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    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if anyone sprinkles my ashes outside of my old school i will unalive them /s (i hate that place)

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    #9

    Others Take Vacation - I Take A Think Week. We Are Not The Same

    Others Take Vacation - I Take A Think Week. We Are Not The Same

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    “It’s harmful on so many different levels, and it has the ability to affect anyone,” Danielle told Bored Panda. “Hustle culture is sneaky, because the idea to hustle is also tied to the idea of working hard or that you have to hustle in order to get what you want. The word hustle itself is defined as constant movement or forcing movement, so when applied to entrepreneurs (especially neurodivergent creatives) it’s extremely detrimental to your wellbeing.”

    #10

    Dude Dies And Is Back To Work In 5 Hours

    Dude Dies And Is Back To Work In 5 Hours

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His last name does contain the word “gag”. So you were forewarned.

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    #11

    Hustle Lords Are Back!

    Hustle Lords Are Back!

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the stylist/barber trying to do their job.

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    #12

    This Upset Me Just As Much Seven Years Ago As It Does Today. Choose Momentum Not The Movies

    This Upset Me Just As Much Seven Years Ago As It Does Today. Choose Momentum Not The Movies

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    Jena R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, looks like he's on social media-- bragging. So productive.

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    Danielle also says that most of us have participated in hustle culture at one point or another, due to how normalized it’s become. “If you ever went to school sick because your parents couldn't take off work, if you ever worked for a company that only allowed so many sick days or time off, if you ever went to a university that failed you if you missed too many days, if you ever got road rage… The examples are endless,” she shared. “I think the majority unknowingly participate because of how ingrained it is into people's everyday lives. Once you start realizing that there’s an alternative way to work and live, you start seeing how many things are tied to it.”

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    #13

    “I’m On Vacation But With A Hotel Lobby So Nice, How Can I Not Work?”

    “I’m On Vacation But With A Hotel Lobby So Nice, How Can I Not Work?”

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a brag about the hotel, the work, or both?

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    #14

    Dude Puts Himself As Investor For Every Stock He Owns

    Dude Puts Himself As Investor For Every Stock He Owns

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    #15

    Sorry Kids, Gotta Hustle

    Sorry Kids, Gotta Hustle

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    But we’re not all doomed to a life of perpetuating hustle culture forever. “What I teach burnt out creatives and entrepreneurs, is that there’s an alternative way to work, there are simple solutions to everything,” Danielle shared. “On the small scale it looks different for everyone, but when you zoom out and look at the big picture, it’s all about learning to work around your different energy levels and as I call it – Work Intuitively.”

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    #16

    Work Life Balance Isn't For People In Their 20's!!!

    Work Life Balance Isn't For People In Their 20's!!!

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    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a family instantly appears when you get to your 30s? What about your 20s also generally being your healthiest to allow for a more energetic parent who can give more to a baby?

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    #17

    Smh At All These Spoiled People Not Willing To Work For Half Their Market Worth For No Reason Smh

    Smh At All These Spoiled People Not Willing To Work For Half Their Market Worth For No Reason Smh

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: "I was exploited for free/cheap labor when i was younger, and I'm annoyed that I can't do the same thing to someone else"

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    #18

    Always Choose Linkedin Followers. Agree?

    Always Choose Linkedin Followers. Agree?

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you will very quickly get the 100,000 followers

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me consider this….. yeah $1.2billion would mean that my ‘personal brand’ can foxtrot oscar, you’ll find me and my family happily strolling around a quayside in the sun, enjoying an ice cream or two and looking at the boats for sale. Then it’ll be a fish & chip supper and then relaxing in the sun or maybe a swim with the kids. Personal brand? Pffffff….

    Paul Spencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could buy 100,000 linkedin followers for a lot less than that

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet $1.2b that I have deleted 100,000 times more emails from LinkedIn than I have opened.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why skip straight to the wealthy retirement when you can have a bunch of people who might be able to hook you up with a job?

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an idiot. I'll take the $1.2b then advertise that I'll be giving $10 million to a random LinkedIn follower in a months time.

    RedCorvette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right… he bought tickets though

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Publicise you won the lottery and you can have both.

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely don't underestimate the power of this guy's stupidity.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He started Shopify so he seems to have made the former: " Shopify has a market cap or net worth of $70.69 billion as of August 12, 2023. Its market cap has increased by 36.46% in one year." But yesterday he tweeted "our time is limited so do the things we love" Mixed signals.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, if I won 1.2billion I'd be giving a bunch of people a million dollars. That sets them up for life and I'd still have well over a billion left. I think I'd be setting up a sort of charitable/non-profit type organisation to fund stuff I was interested in. I'd love to help produce indy movies or other creative endeavours. If that didn't get 100k followers I'd be very surprised. Be like the kickstarter for creatives without needing to put it online and get a bunch of random people to donate.

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I win a 1.2b lottery, I'm never working again nor ever looking at LinkedIn again.

    Emir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have $1.2 billion then you don’t need LinkedIn. Actually, nobody needs it.

    pat manna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you idiot. if you died they would be posting your job before you are cold and, your ability to earn a $1,000000000 is astronomical ..SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

    Sabrena Patterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.

    Kappy Pfeiffer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With $1.2b he could ~buy~ LinkedIn.

    Suzy Creamcheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is an idiot. Who needs a "personal brand" if they have a billion dollars plus?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never get inside this guy's brain. Give me $1.2B and you will never see me work again

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you're a total moron without actually using the word moron.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With 1.2b I could hire someone to make my personal brand online. Or, for that matter, I could just not, because with 1.2b, I wouldn't need a personal f*****g brand.

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Someone get this idiot an award!

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.2 MILLION would have still made me laugh, but billion is too ridiculous for words

    steven mayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this person actually exists. Only 92,203 followers needed to get to 100,000

    Bryan W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you again? I'd take the money and pay for marketing, because you are a no-one pal.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (A) 1.2B has my family and I comfortably set for life - I could not care less about a personal brand online…

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy 1 million followers (disciples?) for $100 million and have change

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago

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    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme the lottery money, wtf is is wrong with that moron

    Tiger Lilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A personal brand online 🤢

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1.2bn means I won't need to play nice to have 100,000 want my brand. I could hermit myself and be happy.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I could give you *1.3* billion?

    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take the 1.2 billion and block all the followers.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. You keep the stupid followers, and I'll keep the money!

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the money and get rid of LinkedIn.

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 what a bunch of.nonsense

    Josh Gilland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100k is very very small for an online brand. Most people that have a personal brand online have millions of followers.

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    Danielle recommends “creating an intuitive work schedule, filled with simple strategies that honors how your brain works. An example of this, I’ve been teaching for years and has helped so many creatives and large creators, is to break up your days into themes and then always start with the bare minimum, the easiest yes,” the expert explained. “Working in themed days prevents context shifting which then intern protects your current energy levels, and allowing yourself to do the bare minimum first takes the pressure off of feeling like you have to stay busy, or constantly do more.”

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    #19

    Hustler Hustles His Son To Hustle

    Hustler Hustles His Son To Hustle

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    RedCorvette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he couldn’t wait to put them in a nursing home

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    #20

    Alright Which One Of You A**holes Posted This?

    Alright Which One Of You A**holes Posted This?

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    #21

    Run, You One Legged Pigeon. Run

    Run, You One Legged Pigeon. Run

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A wounded animal was immobilized, so I took a photo and wrote some bullshït to post online, desperately attempting to sound philosophical in order to gain followers"

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    Danielle also told Bored Panda a simple test we can all do to see where we’re at in the toxic hustle culture world. “If your idea of productivity is constantly trying to find ways to save time and energy, only to use that time to do more work, that’s part of the toxic hustle culture,” she noted. “I help creatives learn how to save time and energy, so they have time and energy to live more, and do the things they love.”

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    If you’d like to learn more about Danielle or gain more tips from her on combating hustle culture, be sure to visit Her Messy Bun

    #22

    How Romantic!

    How Romantic!

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Understanding" does not mean "happy about"...

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    #23

    "Yellow Flag" To Not Work For Free Before Your Start Date

    "Yellow Flag" To Not Work For Free Before Your Start Date

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please let me start working before you start paying me!

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    #24

    Don’t Forget - No Friends

    Don’t Forget - No Friends

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    Are you feeling inspired to finally use all of your PTO and actually take some time to rest out of spite, pandas? We hope you know how ridiculous all of these posts sound, so keep upvoting the ones that made you laugh. Let us know in the comments what the craziest things you’ve ever seen posted on LinkedIn were, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article discussing how toxic LinkedIn is, look no further than right here

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    #25

    You’re Wasting Time On Food When You Could Be Working On Your Second Hustle

    You’re Wasting Time On Food When You Could Be Working On Your Second Hustle

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    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop there? Amazon order for meal replacement shakes/bars and multivitamins and then you can eat while working. Saved another 58 minutes!

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    #26

    Meet The Final Boss Of Linkedin

    Meet The Final Boss Of Linkedin

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm chanting a spell trying to read this. It's not going to release some ancient evil or some such if I finish, is it?

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    #27

    The Dystopian Future Where Daycare And Parental Leave Are Replaced With Babies At Your Workplace

    The Dystopian Future Where Daycare And Parental Leave Are Replaced With Babies At Your Workplace

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't "the office" - it's a public library which thoughtfully provides a spot for your kid while you use the computer to, say, look for a job or find a book in the catalogue.

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    #28

    I've Just One Question. Why?

    I've Just One Question. Why?

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoopy is proof that dogs make good pilots. In the attached PowerPoint we will examine how his creation of "doggles", along with his use of a scarf and leather helmet, made a lasting impact on canine aviation and related fashions.

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    #29

    Because Your Professional Network Really Needs To Know This

    Because Your Professional Network Really Needs To Know This

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    #30

    People Ask Her How She Has Abs Any Time Of The Year, Apparently

    People Ask Her How She Has Abs Any Time Of The Year, Apparently

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