The joy that parents feel when they find out they’re expecting is unmatched. But immediately after the news has settled in, they have to start planning. Prepping the nursery, buying the baby gear, saving up for all of the expenses that come along with having a kid... And in the midst of all that, they have to decide on a name for the little one.
Some moms and dads have had the names of their future children picked out since high school, while others are panicking to make a decision in the hospital while in labor. But if a couple has trouble choosing a name, it’s always better for them to pick a classic than try too hard to go against the grain. Because choosing a wild name might lead to cyberbullying before the baby is even born… We took a trip to a Facebook group that’s dedicated to sharing “Tragedeighs,” so we’ve compiled a list of the most appalling ones below. Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones that you can’t believe are on someone’s actual birth certificate!
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Choosing a name for your child comes with a huge amount of pressure. What if they don’t like the name when they grow up? What if they get bullied for it? Should you choose a gender-neutral name to cover all of your bases? According to BabyCenter, some of the most common reasons why parents can’t make up their minds are that they simply can’t agree or that everyone in their lives is full of suggestions.
It’s common for couples to have different tastes, whether that’s about music or pizza toppings. And unfortunately, having different tastes in names can make it incredibly hard to pick one for a child. Not to mention the fact that everyone wants to weigh in on the subject. But being overwhelmed with suggestions can actually cause analysis paralysis.
It can also be challenging for parents when they choose a name for their child, share it with others, and nobody else is a fan. If family members and friends try to talk you out of the baby name you’ve already decided on, it can make you start to second-guess everything. And before you know it, you’re straight back to square one.
On the other hand, parents might struggle to commit to a name if the one they like is too popular. Will their child have three other classmates by the same name? Will it be annoying for them to always have to find a way to differentiate themself from the other Sarahs or Johns? To avoid this, parents often want to choose a unique name. But as we see here, that can backfire…
37% of parents admit that they’ve struggled to choose a name for their baby, and one quarter didn't decide on a name until the third trimester. Another quarter said they couldn’t even pick a name until after the baby was born, sometimes waiting until their child was a few weeks old to make a decision. Meanwhile, BabyCenter reports that 16% of parents cite uniqueness as the most important factor when deciding on a name. So, trying to find something uncommon can delay the process!
Even ignoring the horrendous middle name, Innocent Undie is a terrible name. it sounds like a competitor to Victoria's Secret. We don't sell no slutty undies, we sell innocent undies.
Unfortunately, not every parent is happy with the choice that they’ve made by the time the baby arrives. In fact, 7% of parents admit that they have doubts about their name choice, and 4% say they would pick something else entirely if they had the chance to go back in time. 3% of parents have even gone as far as to change their child’s name after they’re born.
The future is unpredictable. So you can never know if a movie is going to come out when your child is two, starring a haunted doll with the same name as your daughter. Or perhaps a celebrity by the same name will get arrested for a heinous crime. Unfortunately, you can never predict how your child’s name will be perceived in the future. But what you can do is at least try to choose a name that won’t give future bullies too much ammunition.
I first read it as somehow Spanish, like Pa-ï-[x]e. Is it supposed to be Page?
As Shakespeare famously wrote, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But when it comes to kids, the name they receive might actually have an impact on their lives. In recent decades, there has been an epidemic of bizarre baby names. Influencer Trisha Paytas made a splash online by naming her son Aquaman. And who can forget Elon Musk and Grimes naming a child X Æ A-12? But according to The Guardian, there are pros and cons to having such a unique name.
Uncommon and downright strange names can lead to endless comments, questions, and jokes for the child’s entire life. And we have to remember that they won’t be a child forever. What might have seemed cute as a baby name might not be as endearing when the person is 30 years old and applying for a job at a law firm. In fact, it’s been well-documented that a person’s name can impact their ability to receive a job interview, regardless of their qualifications. I mean, would you want someone named Aquaman representing you in court?
No Bible characters had any of those names. Try Elizabeth or Isaac.
Are you enjoying your scroll through these shockingly bad baby names, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t believe parents agreed on, and let us know in the comments below what the most upsetting baby name you’ve ever heard was. Then, if you’d like to check out another article from Bored Panda featuring tragedeighs, look no further than right here!
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I'm almost certain this one was a joke the parents played, publicly, on their extended family. It's been posted and debunked several times in a bad baby name discussion group I participate in.
Did they steal a road sign as well as having terrible taste in names?
If you pick "Rage" she will end up raging against the machine.
That's how Republicans teach s*x ed these days. "You kleya onto each other - that's what it says in the Good Book..."
Saoirse (not Saiorse) is a legit name. I wouldn't use it, because I'm not Irish, but there's nothing wrong with it.
Is this the customers actual name or a misspelling by the employee? One time my brother in law Derek had a fast food employee take his name down as Terex.
Anyone ever read Paper Moon? Yeah, Goolsby reminds me of a farmer in overalls with a large bay window.
The US needs to outlaw the use of "leigh" in any name from here on out.
Maybe she got divorced and decided she couldn't afford a new whatever that thing is.
I've known a Bayla, who must be in her 60s by now. It's a valid Yiddish name with several accepted spellings, though the final H is not used in any I've seen.
She’s doomed to correcting her name-spelling for the rest of her life.
Gannon Raye Harper sounds like a 1930's private eye who can also shoot energy blasts from his hands
This one is not that bad, and probably has historic precedent. Tiffany is derived from Greek Theophania and has had many English vernacular spellings; Tiphaine/Typhaine and Tiphanie/Typhanie are still accepted French forms.
Even Calliope seems OK, although the name has some amount of stripper nature. Edit: s******r = JFC, BP.
Load More Replies...I suspect pronunciation will be the issue - kally-oap instead of kal-eye-oh-pee.
But there is also Penelope, a name of the same Greek descent, which many people get right
Load More Replies...It’s an accepted Greek name. Just the influx of moronic names means people (understandably, not everyone into mythology) think this is one of them.
Shouldn't be in this list. Ceilidh (Gaelic Scottish) is the original spelling.
These people have completely lost the difference between a personal name and a username in an online multiplayer shooter.
That is an excellent way of putting it! I usually go by "Lakota" or "Tysabri" online. I will actually respond to those names in voice chat, since they're usernames that I've used for 20-30 years at this point. I even met an online friend IRL at one point and she called me "Lakota" in person and it was fine - I'm used to responding to the name. But I would never, ever name a child Lakota or Tysabri XD
Load More Replies...My ex's parents were immigrants from China, though ex was born here in the USA. They wanted him to be as American as possible, so they named him James. We've discussed names many times over the years, and he has always been forever grateful to his parents for giving him a bog-standard, boring-áss name. They gave him a traditional "generational" middle name (all the cousins/family members of his generation have a similar middle name, traditionally they all start with the same character) but yeah, he's an Asian James XD
Studies have shown kids don't like having unusual names. They like being one of 5 Liam's or Olivia's in their class. Makes them feel like their part of a club.
People who chose such names are awful The names are dumb and the children will be forced to explain the pronunciation to every person they ever meet. In 15-18 years, there will be a ton of these folks having legal name changes to the less stupid spelling.
There are lots of unusual names you could give a kid without making something up that's unpronounceable, entirely full of Ys, or ends with some variation on -aden, aylen, or -leigh.
I have a truly UGLY traditional name. Popular in 19th century. Named after my mother’s late sister. People teased me etc. But I didn’t resent the name because of the history. BUT I HAD TO STOP READING this post because “Bertha” is absolutely beautiful charming lyrical feminine etc. compared to these insane concoctions. When my mother decided in 1936 “to name her first daughter Bertha” and when I was eventually born 1948: my name didn’t sound so ugly. It’s unique all right….
People need to understand that names are public identifiers, for OTHER people to identify your child. Basically, you're establishing their reputation. You can pick a beautiful name - Isis - but if other people associate it immediately with a brutal terrorist group, then hold off for a generation. Same with Karen or Elon (or even Adolf or Netanyahu) today - you'd have to be a particular cruel or oblivious or narcissistic parent to even consider such a name today.
Can't help thinking many of these are going to end up as a shortcut for ICE harrassment.
Oh, I have one. It might get buried but I have one! I even asked BO to do another stupid name post before I saw this… MEIRL. For a girl. Because she saw it on Reddit as #meirl and thought it was a cute baby name. This is my older cousin’s daughter. Naming her kid an abbreviation. I can’t. I had to share.
I have met a probation officer named Zowie, I didn't realise when I saw her name it is pronounced the same as Zoe.
Those are the moments when I’m glad that German registry offices don’t rubber-stamp every bit of rubbish parents want to call their children.
Do people forget what it's like at school? First of all, their offspring has to learn to say their name. Then they learn the alphabet. Then they have to learn that their name has really stupid spelling that will confuse them. Then they have to go through life correcting everyone as to how to spell their name "correctly". It's absolutely stupid. And then you get the bullies who will absolutely rip the p**s out of them for having a fourteen-letter name pronounced "Bob". New parents really need to stop trying to be "individual" and "unique" and just give their children names they can at least spell. It's one small thing that they can gift their child- a name they won't hate by the time they are filling out forms, or talking to people on the phone about utilities.
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" ♪ ♫
And you know what's really sad? I bet half the parents forget what the kid's name is and end up screaming, "Get over here, you little s**t!" twelve times a day.
Whew, nobody's mentioned my daughter's unique name yet. It remains hidden. PS, I know a Dr D***h, "D***h" is his last name, I would give my right leg to know what he has named his children.
Quite a few of these seem to be of African origin, if I may be so bold, and hence, not really that weird
These people have completely lost the difference between a personal name and a username in an online multiplayer shooter.
That is an excellent way of putting it! I usually go by "Lakota" or "Tysabri" online. I will actually respond to those names in voice chat, since they're usernames that I've used for 20-30 years at this point. I even met an online friend IRL at one point and she called me "Lakota" in person and it was fine - I'm used to responding to the name. But I would never, ever name a child Lakota or Tysabri XD
Load More Replies...My ex's parents were immigrants from China, though ex was born here in the USA. They wanted him to be as American as possible, so they named him James. We've discussed names many times over the years, and he has always been forever grateful to his parents for giving him a bog-standard, boring-áss name. They gave him a traditional "generational" middle name (all the cousins/family members of his generation have a similar middle name, traditionally they all start with the same character) but yeah, he's an Asian James XD
Studies have shown kids don't like having unusual names. They like being one of 5 Liam's or Olivia's in their class. Makes them feel like their part of a club.
People who chose such names are awful The names are dumb and the children will be forced to explain the pronunciation to every person they ever meet. In 15-18 years, there will be a ton of these folks having legal name changes to the less stupid spelling.
There are lots of unusual names you could give a kid without making something up that's unpronounceable, entirely full of Ys, or ends with some variation on -aden, aylen, or -leigh.
I have a truly UGLY traditional name. Popular in 19th century. Named after my mother’s late sister. People teased me etc. But I didn’t resent the name because of the history. BUT I HAD TO STOP READING this post because “Bertha” is absolutely beautiful charming lyrical feminine etc. compared to these insane concoctions. When my mother decided in 1936 “to name her first daughter Bertha” and when I was eventually born 1948: my name didn’t sound so ugly. It’s unique all right….
People need to understand that names are public identifiers, for OTHER people to identify your child. Basically, you're establishing their reputation. You can pick a beautiful name - Isis - but if other people associate it immediately with a brutal terrorist group, then hold off for a generation. Same with Karen or Elon (or even Adolf or Netanyahu) today - you'd have to be a particular cruel or oblivious or narcissistic parent to even consider such a name today.
Can't help thinking many of these are going to end up as a shortcut for ICE harrassment.
Oh, I have one. It might get buried but I have one! I even asked BO to do another stupid name post before I saw this… MEIRL. For a girl. Because she saw it on Reddit as #meirl and thought it was a cute baby name. This is my older cousin’s daughter. Naming her kid an abbreviation. I can’t. I had to share.
I have met a probation officer named Zowie, I didn't realise when I saw her name it is pronounced the same as Zoe.
Those are the moments when I’m glad that German registry offices don’t rubber-stamp every bit of rubbish parents want to call their children.
Do people forget what it's like at school? First of all, their offspring has to learn to say their name. Then they learn the alphabet. Then they have to learn that their name has really stupid spelling that will confuse them. Then they have to go through life correcting everyone as to how to spell their name "correctly". It's absolutely stupid. And then you get the bullies who will absolutely rip the p**s out of them for having a fourteen-letter name pronounced "Bob". New parents really need to stop trying to be "individual" and "unique" and just give their children names they can at least spell. It's one small thing that they can gift their child- a name they won't hate by the time they are filling out forms, or talking to people on the phone about utilities.
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" ♪ ♫
And you know what's really sad? I bet half the parents forget what the kid's name is and end up screaming, "Get over here, you little s**t!" twelve times a day.
Whew, nobody's mentioned my daughter's unique name yet. It remains hidden. PS, I know a Dr D***h, "D***h" is his last name, I would give my right leg to know what he has named his children.
Quite a few of these seem to be of African origin, if I may be so bold, and hence, not really that weird
