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The international Lovers Day, better known as Valentine's Day, is a fest of cheesiness, kitsch, and cliches. As hard as one might try to escape from it all, there's no way to be completely shielded from it. And even if you truly want to celebrate the love day with your significant other, finding something unique to gift them is just incredibly hard. The dreaded day is approaching, and many will turn to the boring Valentine's Day card islands in supermarkets hopelessly searching for the one that stands out. Fortunately, Bored Panda conveniently collected a list of greeting cards which let you express your love in a fun and unconventional way and without being overly romantic about it.
Some of these honest love cards are cheeky, others are adorably funny, and some are painfully nerdy Valentine's, but mostly they let you celebrate the little things in a relationship that matters the most. Which card would you give to your significant other? Comment below and don't forget to vote as well!
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TheMoonRing.com 8 years ago
some of you will appreciate this: https://www.boredpanda.com/i-made-this-i-dare-you-to-give-it-to-your-girlboyfriend-for-valentines-day/
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Melissa Spencer 8 years ago
I want to know where to get this! It is exactly the kind of thing my husband and I would give each other.
TheMoonRing.com 8 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/i-made-this-i-dare-you-to-give-it-to-your-girlboyfriend-for-valentines-day/
Linden Robinson 8 years ago
Pretty sure there's a link to a store to the bottom right of the image.
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TheMoonRing.com 8 years ago
The card should come with this ring: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01KR3SAIS
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Daria B 8 years ago
Actually.... If you say so in Korean, it doesn't really matter.... Heart, boobs... Same word.
Emmanuel Christian 8 years ago
so ... the korean people doing this are signalling about boobs? korean-hea...a449d.jpeg 
Daria B 8 years ago
No, they use a borrowed English word for the "heart shape". ♥
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Any gent or lady who receives this from their partner has to respect and love her honesty in biology
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Lena Sterling 8 years ago
Two years ago I was in hospital because i had a lot of stones in my kidneys and my wife said, that she wouldn't wait a second to give me on of her kidneys if mine were too damaged. Too bad she didn't knew about this card back then.
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bork_laser 8 years ago
idk about 6 weeks, I just refer to it as "an indeterminate amount of time"
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I'm dyslexic and am still not sure where “there and their" go. I know the other is they are...
Loredana Kardia 8 years ago
you only have to remember that "their" shows possession. That they have something.
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Santiago Suarez 8 years ago
since when farts are a sign of love? - Juliet, hath thou farteth? I smell the scents of the interiors of thee ... Yes Romeo, that is mi gift to you - Now I die carrying you in my lungs, my last breath, I take you with me to the grave
TheMoonRing.com 8 years ago
The card should come with this ring: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01KR3SAIS
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Based on that famous scene in The Vow between Channing Tatum and Rachel Mcadams...
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Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
Yeah, it is from his tweets concerning his daughter.
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Is this not plagiarism? Like everyone said, Ryan Reynolds tweet...
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Hans 8 years ago
Doing nothing together in my notion is no more doing nothing...it is sharing time at least! (Hans is having an optimist day again.)
Varjosielu 8 years ago
I'm sorry you find doing nothing boring. In these stress-filled times doing nothing is a blessing.
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Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
...and cheese makes me fart... so we are back to that other card...
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Jadie Knockaert 8 years ago
my boyfriend would love this one, he loves chees more than he loves me
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Catherina Fijalkauskaite 8 years ago
Have a feeling my SO would like this one :D if you pair it with the previous 'naked' card...
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
It's good to see that this person has his day planned out so clear
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Then they would have frozen to death together. ^_^
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Anaiya Patel 8 years ago
If you look on one of the other Bored Panda posts, it's not actually a door that she floats on but in fact a part of panel that was designed to be above doors :3
Jessica de Leon-Courtois 8 years ago
i thought its an outlet and a plug 😂 took me some seconds to realize its the titanic scene 🤣
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I don't care if you do it other then it looks funny but I just think socks in flip flops would be super uncomfortable.
Matleena Korhonen 8 years ago
This was me, one July in northern Norway! sandaalit-...6007ef.jpg 
Susanna Vesna 8 years ago
Funny! But I would totally force him/her to change this horrible habit! No crocs and no socks with flip flops!!!
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
That's something I'll never say to anybody. I can't even say it to myself while looking in the mirror and I love me way too much.
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
If people don't get a text from me when I'm drunk, it's either because they're out getting drunk with me, or I don't love them LOL
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
I NEED THIS AND I WILL GIVE IT TO MY CRUSH... he loves memes so much I acc need this ;-; but he will never love me back
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Without a doubt: This one is probably one of the best cards to receive
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
This could mean two things... especially if It's a Valentine card.
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Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
I don't know... getting THAT face on Valentine's too... it's getting too much of a bad thing...
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Just because of the letters not the same size you can start searching for another valentine. Don't forget to close the door behind you.
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
I really don't get the downvotes you get on this one.
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Amélie Bougie 5 years ago
Ohhh, I'm the hero of my husband! (he keeps wanting to shoot them with with a airsoft gun...)
Petra Steenput 8 years ago
Only when it's removed from sight and the house. And min. 500m away from the house... then you're my hero :D
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Hans 8 years ago
This one is ultra cheesy and on top of it has this odd antic of pronouncing a word to make a sentence seem clever...and besides: two question marks disqualify the card anyway.
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Hans 8 years ago
This artist surely did not only eye a peach during drawing. Or it is a lousy artist. Or he has strange peaches.
Kim de Feeks 8 years ago
No it's meant to look like a vagina.. The artist even indirectly refers to it..
Load More Replies... Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Ehm... Yes, the outside is, what in the middle is something very rare for a fruit like that to have
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Constance Moreau 8 years ago
Under the photo, you can click the "etsy.com" link and it will take you to the store that sells it.
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Jeanne Deaux you are a disgusting human. You’re comment is so unnessecary and so rude. I guess it’s safe to assume you’ve never had a hair on you’re leg? No? Well shut up
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I've been with him for almost 3 years and he never looked at me the way he does Nutella.
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Daria B 8 years ago
In this moments you love them the most. For being there when you most need them. When they can get you some toilette paper.
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
It's one of the most bonding experiences in a relationship
Load More Replies... Hans 8 years ago
This is much better than a roll hanging with the paper falling down on the wrong side.
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Annalaya Brown 8 years ago
Have you seen Stranger Things? It's a joke, man.
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
You are showing your appreciation for him, his penis... and even its size! ...It's lovely, creative and cruel
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
"Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the night was through..." ~ Frank Sinatra
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💖 Stacy Rae 💖 8 years ago
Sweet. Sometimes all you need is someone to pretend to listen so you can get your thoughts together.
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Makes it more kinky. And prevents slipping over dishwasher water
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
He must be terrible at doing dishes if he needs rubber boots for when he floods the floor.
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Stille20 8 years ago
These are really bumming me out. There is a lot of "I can't wait to do nothing with you". "I can't wait to sit in a room with you and ignore you in favor of something else."
Annalaya Brown 8 years ago
These are probably for married couples, honestly, this is 100% true.
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
One of the best kinds of relationships... If said partner would survive the smell, though
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
I wouldn't and honestly I wouldn't let anyone with spiderwebs on him kiss me. Please find your way to the bathroom, I'll wait for you here... or not.
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Hans 8 years ago
Pretty much all cards with some sexual connotation are. In fact, some of these are cheesier than the ultra-romance cards...
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Inside should read: “insert stereotypical romantic phrase here"
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Daria B 8 years ago
Generally good. But so many of them are still too cheesy for my taste. I prefer actual cheese.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
If you were mine, I'd offer Camembert for breakfast, Gruyere for lunch, Stilton for dinner, and... well, I'll stop there. Thanks, Daria B, for the Korean lesson, too. -Dr M
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Santiago Suarez 8 years ago
funny, people can take farts but not grammar errors as forgivable mistakes from lovers u.u
Adora LudyWoznick 5 years ago
Most of them reminded me of my husband and made me laugh 😆 He’s thinks about sexual encounters hourly 🍑🍆 #floridageezer💋❤️
Kathie Ward 8 years ago
Don't waste my money on cards, candy, flowers, etc. Tell my husband how much I love him everyday and we've been married/together for 36 years. I love him more today than yesterday.
Daria B 8 years ago
In my case, I abuse of Valentine's time to equip myself with discounted chocolate. Mwahahahahaah
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Lulu Machete 8 years ago
Surely there is funnier anti-valentine stuff than this. A bit of quality control wouldn't go astray Bored Panda, tho good for my insomnia
JoJo The Otaku Potato 8 years ago
10+ means "more than 10 and 151 is more than ten. Your logic makes no logic
Load More Replies... Daria B 8 years ago
Generally good. But so many of them are still too cheesy for my taste. I prefer actual cheese.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
If you were mine, I'd offer Camembert for breakfast, Gruyere for lunch, Stilton for dinner, and... well, I'll stop there. Thanks, Daria B, for the Korean lesson, too. -Dr M
Load More Replies... Santiago Suarez 8 years ago
funny, people can take farts but not grammar errors as forgivable mistakes from lovers u.u
Adora LudyWoznick 5 years ago
Most of them reminded me of my husband and made me laugh 😆 He’s thinks about sexual encounters hourly 🍑🍆 #floridageezer💋❤️
Kathie Ward 8 years ago
Don't waste my money on cards, candy, flowers, etc. Tell my husband how much I love him everyday and we've been married/together for 36 years. I love him more today than yesterday.
Daria B 8 years ago
In my case, I abuse of Valentine's time to equip myself with discounted chocolate. Mwahahahahaah
Load More Replies... Lulu Machete 8 years ago
Surely there is funnier anti-valentine stuff than this. A bit of quality control wouldn't go astray Bored Panda, tho good for my insomnia
JoJo The Otaku Potato 8 years ago
10+ means "more than 10 and 151 is more than ten. Your logic makes no logic
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