Truer words were never spoken!

The 2nd one is so accurate. I live on the 4th floor in my apt building, and I will carry 12 bags, and risk cutting of circulation to my hands, before making a 2nd trip back out to my car!

They only underestimated that cats had the same idea.

dammit steve

lol feels that way sometimes! Even after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar spells WTF

hahaha..yes, love it!!!

apples?

Totally me.

Do the 'burrito method' and you can wrap yourself in a space time wormhole ...thingy.

Caffeine: America's only celebrated addiction.

Explains my life.

4:40am, wake up 5:45 commute to work 7am actually get to work 7-3pm surf bored panda when things are slow

Not accurate at all. The amount I actually eat should go up in the zone of regret, over the top of the note, and continue onto the desk.

LMAO! This one is spot on!!

cue foot in mouth syndrome when you talk to people you don't know

This is sooooooo true

DJ-ing means adjusting the volume to me

As a tall chick, this is how I feel when I try on clothes!

Needs "Temporary '5-year-max' house you mortgage just before housing market crashes, trapping you forever in a place you hate".

Definitely sending this one to my fiance!

Even with solid black long socks, my socks all end up unmatchable...

Very accurate representation of my life.

Make it higher ages away

Nailed it

They've been decapitated.

For me, it's saving the contact name of an old friend when he is looking at what I type... :(

100% me, but I know for sure I'd be a goner.

I'm this guy and it's true and funny!

There's also those who choose to ignore the invites lol

Or no one answer, you go to the pub with a friend, and everyone is here -_-

I'm sensing a common theme here...

Best flow chart ever.

Why aren't these buttons standard?

im so confused help XD

Been there done that

Needs color coding/columns for "words usable in mixed company" and "mostly off color phrases and swear words"...

I've seen a piece of art very similar to this in grade school. I remember thinking (and saying), "Who decides what is considered 'gallery worth'? This looks like something I made in kindergarten with construction paper, safety scissors, and a glue sick."

I feel like dryer lint, are the ashes of the fallen socks we will never have matches for!

Oh, I'm the one who only ever talks about Game of Thrones, except I don't just talk about Game of Thrones I talks about The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lost, etc.

Seriously though, here in Italy, I have some after my morning espresso and no one even judges lol

Replace BLUE=Exams After Holidays & Replace RED=Realize Ur Failing No Matter What...

Lol

Me. Except I don't have a phone (yes, really.) so i'm f****d.

Lol this is me! But I only get off work at 5pm not 12pm......

Umm....

or just talking to people

He he... so true.

Did this recently getting groceries.

The circle on the left should be much smaller than the one on the right.

Hehe.....that looks like sperm trying to get into an egg to me Lmao....Anyone else see that or am I just crazy Lol

The second one is also "When I need it most."

Almost every time!

Hehe I love this one....Gary is weird.....

So, either way the cleaner gets the job done:)

Oh neat; the cycle of "doing something stupid and then doing it again after forgetting that it was stupid" is a saw wave.

LMAO

Omg... been here, done this, changed job

Guilty! And then I always feel awkward after having just jogged past them..