Person Imagines Books With Titles That Hurt Because It’s True (30 New Pics)

What's that noise downstairs. What noise? Go check and I'll go grab a bat. And other ways your spouse sends you to die while they get back up.

Also available in 2 flights of stairs edition!

I'm tired for the whole next month. And I'm too tired to look further than that.. but my guess is I'll be tired then too..

Just one more thing, then I'm free...

Jesus loves you, but we think you're a wanker

Pick-up your cake fork and conduct along with the song. It's your birthday after all...

my disk is almost full... but these photos... i may never find them again...

And going to theasuras.com

Truth!

This is me.

I told a lie in 2001. It bothers me at night.

I've never seen nor read any Harry Potter books and I'm fine with that.

I know I got my life together when my shirt, pants and underwear all match or go together.

Prequel: awkward side glances!

Add a damp towel to take out the new wrinkles...

i started to read random shampoo bottles and other things again. like it was 2003

wtf? don't they look how long the video is and then just wait the right amount of time to answer? rude people!

I'll take the drunk.

Everyone should film themselves speaking and get used to this, it's not natural but changes perspectives.

Please mute you phones.

Written by : My Ex Husband

Yes. Or just not going in the first place.

When you apologize and it's their fault...

Dance like no one attractive is watching.

Reminds me of the joke: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!

I have finally learned how not to impulsively say yes to things. THANK GOODNESS!

Chairdrobe.

I love recommendations...its how I discovered my love for RuPauls Drag Race 😍🦄

They make a fortune off me because I won't return things.

And also for the sake of arguing, nowadays most keyboards will have learned your name and suggest autocomplete.

I have the office edition of this.

Add 15%, you're worth it and the worst thing that can happen is they negotiate down. Never be afraid to ask.

Un huh....

You gotta play the game to get the snack.

Grew my bangs out 5 years ago. Best decision I ever made.

As an engineering student, I agree

so so many

What about the quotation mark at the beginnning? There's one at the end so there should be one at the beginning!

I hate haters. Get a life, people!

It's only brunch if Mimosas or Bloody Marys are included.

- Eating healthy - Going to the gym There done.. whew! That was exhausting..

"We'll run this one up the flagpole and see who salutes."

if you see this, good morning! (or afternoon)

Oh, damn! Spotted!!!

Or just skip the charade entirely because your recipient doesn't care either.

Succulents give me the heebie geebies. I think it's the name...suc cu lents...she shutters

And that's why I have mine memorized.

Slack is notorious for not allowing end-to-end encryption, so good news for you, HR would like to meet you, today.

Just an excuse to order donuts.

lexus translates as he bought himself a car because I want a decent one

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Sake of arguing again, it's 2020, use a password manager!