40 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (New Pics)

Either they try to wiggle downwards, or over your shoulder :D

Only in my case it’s the dog. Any opportunity to run between your legs and out the door

I have a permanently damaged nerve from an over-zealous nurse. I have had 2 surgeries, to no avail. It controls sinus drainage. It drains constantly. Not pleasant.

Oh no - for me the experience is less violent but way tickly.

I ate some wasabi today that felt exactly the same as the test

You're going in too far.

IDK, I've been so much more mellow since then. I think I was given a slight lobotomy in the process

Originally they used a fish. Seems a lot more logical.

I think it's supposed to be symbolism rather than a thing to be worshipped?. As in the cross is supposedly to remind us of Jesus's sacrifice for sin. (????👈 this is me having no idea but thinking I heard that somewhere and wondering what that says about me that in my head I always pronounce Jesus like "Heh-soos")

To reinforce the guilt. "He died for YOUR sins!!!"

Me too even as a little kid I figured I would never want people to celebrate the cause of my death. At least the fish is a symbol of feeding people and life

Honestly, none of it makes any sense. Most of the stories are all stolen from the Sumerians, indigenous peoples from all over the world, and pagans (names changed of course) along with the rituals. They also call their god "God," which is a generic term for a deity. Yahweh is another name for Jesus, so, there's no name for god and no one questions it - while every religion (aside from Abrahamic) or spirituality has names for their gods & goddesses. Meanwhile, using this religion as a reason to kill, rape, steal, colonize, etc. Seems to me, using the cross would be right on par.

i think it's because some king dude had a vision of one

This would be cute without the obscenity...

Have a vote for Bill Hucks. Loved that guy

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No, it’s not about just pain. the cross is a symbol of Jesus’s death which paid the price for our sins. (I’m not practicing anymore but I studied theology in college!)

The cross was a tool used to torture & murder Christ. He is much more vested in us following his teachings than carrying/wearing/tattooing crosses everywhere

He didn't overcome, he woke up with all the wounds still bleeding.

At least he is not blond this time...

Sad to say, but growing up Christian (I am no longer) and seeing all the Christian artwork, I really did think that white was the default color of mankind.

Romans were also partial to upright wooden stake.

I thought it was the Jewish hierarchy who did that and the Roman soldiers were along for crowd control.

You are not alone.

Me, too.. Only not silently.

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You find words to scream in that situation? You are my hero!

Ikr? Maybe it’s the universe trying to tell us to stop take a breath calm the ffff down

Oh, it's ruined a few perfectly good days for me... And a couple reasonably nice clothing items too.

When I have no pockets, the doorknobs grab my sleeves.

Doorknobs love to grab belt loops and button holes too

OMG and also on the book you’re holding open to the page and it gets wet and ruined and you just wanna SPIT yer so annoyed!