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The fight for gender equality doesn't just include equal pay or equal civil liberties - it means knocking down old gendered stereotypes that exist in pop culture. A popular idea people can't seem to let go? women aren't as funny as men. Starting all the way back in 1695, playwright William Congreve stated in his treatise, Concerning Humor in Comedy, “I must confess I have never made an Observation of what I Apprehend to be true Humour in Women."

Now here we are in 2019 and this mentality hasn't changed. However, with the advent of the internet women have another platform other than t.v and comedy clubs to show off their comedic chops and it is a blessing. On the list below is another hilarious collection of tweets from women that prove once again women are just as funny as men - who knows maybe funnier. Scroll down below to upvote your favs!

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Parkerlawyer Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the small things that bring joy!

J Doe
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If shes a real lawyer she should know he was watching porn

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Non-New-Toni-An
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, lovely, thought it was going to end badly!

Char Char
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww! (as I Google dog wrestling water hose).

LiquidBlox
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5 years ago

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Samhhain Cat
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww, glad you guys found each other :D

trix
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he bombs your inbox with funny/weird pics and videos, he's a keeper.

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Just like with any progress women have made, we must always appreciate the ones who came before us and paved the way to make things a little bit easier. Here are some women who literally set the stage for the comediennes of today to flourish. Fanny Brice is often cited as “America’s first female comedy superstar.” Born in 1891, Brice left school behind to become a burlesque performer. Her path of performing led her to be discovered by the famous Florenz Ziegfeld of Ziegfeld Follies, where she first made a name for herself. Following her enormous success she went on to star in both movies and on Broadway. Brice's story later inspired the film Funny Girl, where she was portrayed by Barbara Streisand.

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    #2

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    stephihill Report

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats free entertainment.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it is more distracting to only hear half a conversation than a full conversation.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, but it depends what they're talking about!

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    Mer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Srsly - if you're going to be invading my noise space with your drama then at least have the common courtesy to let us hear both sides.

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    You can't talk about pop culture in the 50's without talking about I Love Lucy. The sitcom starred Lucille Ball and her husband at the time Desi Arnaz and is said to have laid the groundwork for the sitcoms we know today. I Love Lucy made history as the first show to use a three-camera setup, be filmed in front of a live audience and was one of the first TV shows to ever be sold into syndication. The production was not the only thing that made the show groundbreaking. Originally CBS did not want to have her husband on the show out of prejudice for the Latino community (Arnaz was Cuban), so she they began as a vaudeville act. Once the network could not deny the growing popularity of the duo they signed them both on.

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear Kraków is just lovely in the spring

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sends a virtual wave to you

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah so you know my basic Monday routine?

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this on a personal level 😅😅

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything to save face, and not die of public humiliation. - She could have learned to laugh at herself instead.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people get embarrassed over things like this? You are very unlikely to ever see that person again.

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    Mr. Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can imagine her saying, "go to sleep, ye old rascals."

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    Laura Hazell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *very this* , in my house my two cats supervise my bedtime routine ( downstairs) and lead me upstairs to bed. One stands guard and the other snuggles with me until I turn out the light, then they leave and go about their business safe in the knowledge that I've been tuck in. I'm 43.

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we are THEIR pets after all...

    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are lucky. Our senior dog has us to bed at 9:27. Trying to push it to 9:23.

    SupriyaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a late riser but since a few weeks, my pet has started playing WWE with me. He wakes up early, climb up to the window next to my bed and jumps on me till the time I wake up. I am no more a late riser now!

    Remi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are the most dominating living beings in existence...

    Tracee Jeen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around 4:30 most every morning my cat meows and paws my head constantly until I get up walk to the bedroom door. He thinks he's going to be let outside. He excitedly leaves the room, and I shut the door and go back to sleep. I know, I'm a bad mom. I really do feel bad when I wake up.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 4 and one-half pound Chihuahua and she's mean to my 12 pound Pom. She rules.

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    Bianka Howwess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the way my cat is. right around 8:30 she starts screaming at me until I pick her up and put her in bed and snuggle with her.

    ✎Kinda_Scarlett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite the opposite with my pet.. She literally wakes me up every morning at friggin' 8:30 in the morning, which isn't so great on the weekends.

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    Making the transition from flashy vaudville style gimmicks was Phyllis Diller. who is often cited as the very first female stand-up celebrity. Diller may have had some eccentric hairstyles and outfits, but relied on her jokes alone. For anyone who said women aren't funny the Guinness world record organization proved them wrong by awarding her with the world record for most laughs per minute. Diller inspired many comedians after her and is referred to as the "Queen of Comedy."

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    _rachjd Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would happen to me.

    Alida Wilson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he didn't correct you for 3 years! XDD

    FloC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you didn't get dog food for dinner...

    Alycia Bell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this - in my apartment building, we all know everyones dogs by name, but none of us know the names of the humans. Its awesome.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done that....sooooo often. Especially at the barn. "Oh you are Flashe's mom, right?"

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were close and I'm sure he appreciated the effort.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introduced ourselves to our new neighbor, thought he said his name was Walter. Called him Walter for years until... I accidentally got a piece of his mail. His name is Warren.

    Sveta Smirnova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe nickname? Some ppl don't use official name.

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    lizbeth_ellen Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He waited so long for his revenge...

    Nancy Jeckells
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad once gave my Mom a brass candlestick holder for Christmas. Now, you have to know, my Dad had a real thing for candles, and my mom knew tthis was really a gift he liked, not one she would like. The following Christmas, he opened a present from her, it was a bottle of Irish Creme, so he looks up and says, I don't like Irish Creme, and she says, AND I DONT LIKE BRASS CANDLESTICK HOLDERS ! She had waited a year to get him back ! Go Mom !

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a saying.. "just when you realize life is a b***h, it goes ahead and has puppies"

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh... puppies. Who can be mad at puppies.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from her picture she's had enough alcohol for one lifetime

    Malissa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slow clap* Well played...

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knew. He was just waiting for the right moment to have his revenge.

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    Ever heard of Marilyn Suzanne Miller, Anne Beatts, or Rosie Shuster? No? Ok well, you have probably heard of Saturday Night Live. This trio of talented funny ladies were the three lone female writers during the first season of SNL and helped shaped the tone of the variety show that became a household name. These three opened the doors for the amazing women writers that would follow like Tina Fey, who became the show’s first female head writer in 1999.

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    girlfromblupo Report

    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go on then one more toilet seat I'll treat my self" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you never know... you might find out that the toilet seat you bought from Amazon was so amazing that you decide a couple more to give out as gifts....

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it thought it was weird when they seemed to think the air conditioner I bought was only my first in what would be an amazing air conditioner collection.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this either. If I JUST bought something, why are you advertising that item to me? Show me some new stuff. You don't know me.

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have repainted it, put a picture of yourself in it & hung it in your bathroom Then it will have framed a prettier cheek than originally intended.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as Nordstrom likes to tell me in social media ads, "You know you want it"

    Alison Bounds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely monitor people's account activity...

    Tracy Wolfe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, butt one of those cushy ones?

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    The younger generation may only know comedian Whoopi Goldberg as one of the hosts on The View, but this multi-talented performer has made a name for herself on every recognizable stage.Goldberg has flawlessly moved between comedy and other genres, but was recognized for her comedic talents as the first woman to ever be presented with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Goldberg earned the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, for her role in Ghost and making her the first African American woman in more than half a century to win the award. Her groundbreaking accolades have only continued and she stands alongside only 15 other people to ever "EGOT" - win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award.

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    marijuana_mom Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine don’t even have the chance to be put away. They stay in the basket and get worn and washed again in a continuous rotation. Worn, washed, dried, basket. Worn, washed, dried, basket.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt used to tell me, when you're doing laundry, washing and drying is not the work.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyyyyy do we do this to ourselves lol

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I need to get my clothes out of the dryer

    Shelly Knope
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hang mine in the spare room and just leave everything on it and wear my cloth off the rack. Don't know why I even have the huge wall closet

    Isa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remembered that I have bed laundry ready to fold on my dry machine for...let me see how long...oh yes almost 1 week...I am a weak person!

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    vl_archer Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! That's hilarious! But seriously, speeding is not a joke.

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm upset that you commented in the comment section of a public forum, so let me comment about my upsetment in the comment section of a public forum." Sometimes I miss TJler. At least he is an interesting, intelligent and rather funny troll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People over 80 can turn anyone into a marshmallow when they choose to use their powers.

    Patti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's true that is funny

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    redheadedhuzzy Report

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents know that I drink alcohol (I am 33 years old) but for some reason I still pretend to be a non-drinker when I see them. I also was one of those people who actually waited until I was 18 years (legal age here in Finland) before drinking alocohol. But I know that I am not alone - there are also other adults who drink alcohol, smoke or use drugs and they do it very openly around their friends but when they meet their parents they try to act like they have never touched those things. Even though their parents would perfectly know their unhealthy habits. :)

    Adam Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was out of town one weekend and I was at the store buying a bunch of junk food for me and the kids. I saw my pastor's wife there and she told on me to my wife.

    Jizelle NuiNei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha exactly... I also noticed that among small town folks....always minding other people's business... Hahahhahaha so true

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not imagine living in a small town where everyone is all up in your business. I could do crack on my front lawn in my neighborhood and nobody would have seen anything

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "try". Besides that, this is without words. It reads funny but actually is just so damn wrong...

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was a recovering alcoholic I could understand! Otherwise, it's comical.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you grounded by your mom?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my small Ohio town, they referred to people as newcomers, even if they married a local and lived in the town for forty years. If you weren't born there, you weren't fully accepted into the community.

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    23cschwartz Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men had periods they most certainly wouldn't have to go for all of the days. And they would get paid. And have us serving them though we wouldn't be allowed to take a paid leave for that and would have to work extra hours to make up for that. Wow, I'm in a bad mood today, sorry.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we'd be off the hook for dealing with them right off the bat. The very first month, each and every one of them would simply curl up and quite literally die. Graveyard dead. Utterly incapable of handling the kind of intense pain we put up with every month, except for the discomfort and WORSE pain of childbirth, for 40 years before all the miserable s**t that happens before, during, and after menopause kicks in.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company my MIL works for gives their female employees 1 "women's day" off every month and I'm so jealous.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that is bloody brilliant!!! (pun wasn't intended LOL!!!!)

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    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the diarrhea that often comes with it.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the whole week before the bleeding. I feel so tired, my heart is bumping at every smallest physical effort and I wish I could run on batteries, so I'd recharge easier.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PREACH. Not to mention the irritability, breast pain and crying at any BP post 😂😂. The bleeding actually comes as a relief

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    Anggi Pangastuti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since there is already a machine to simulate labor pain when put on someone's stomach, i'm sure someone can invent a machine to simulate period pain. I'm so gonna give this as a gift to anyone who dare to say "menstrual pain is a myth"

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use the same machine to mimic some types of period pain. Some people have dull aches and others have cramps similar to contractions. I am so lucky I rarely have period pain, but on the rare occasions that I do, I am in absoute agony.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like we’re working to our fullest potential anyway when it feels like hot knives are being dug into our ovaries.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men got their periods, it would be known as "manses."

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd up arrow you 1000 times if I could.

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    SophieRachael95 Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... eating a hotdog with your hands would be considered Hand to Hand Nombat?

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. My Dad has always called knives and forks "The Fighting Gear"

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once asked for fives and norks. Idiot.

    Tracy Wolfe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So perfect. I’ll now be needing some hair weapons, some face weapons, some butt weapons, etc...

    Matt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My housemate called our kettle "the water cooker". He's not wrong

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my ex asked inside a pub 'do you have the kitchen-food? I thought it sounded really funny, I suppose there is logic as he meant proper food not snacks, but it made me chuckle to myself every time I remembered.

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    jennifermerr Report

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there!! It's called 'depression.'

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a beautiful reason to sleep...

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Literally me, every goddamn day.

    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired is not a mood, it is a lifestyle (the best one there is)

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I wish I had more stamina and actually were in control of my fatigue/sleep/tiredness.... TT_TT

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    Caroline
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me every Sunday.. I have a lie in until around 5pm.. I wake up between 10am to 12pm and am awake enough to get up and have a productive day but because I'm always dreading work in the week, overthinking things so stay in bed and end up falling asleep for another couple of hours

    comboplush
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that sounds like depression. Are you doing alright? Have you anyone to talk to or maybe thought about talking to a professional? (I don't mean to be condescending or anything if it comes across like that - it is just that I have been there, too, and life does not have to be like this, an endless succession of days worked and days spent in mildly panicky stasis before the next week begins..for me, changing something in my work place has helped. Do you have to option to change something, reduce your workload or changing the things that you don't like?)

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    danaschwartzzz Report

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...When everyone is leaving my funeral, could you please hold a cellphone to your head and say "yeah, he's really dead this time."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could upvote you more, I would. I've never wanted a sad funeral. I want a really funny funeral, and that would be a golden touch.

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    Chelsea Bates
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you die before me? Do I get my $50 back?

    trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you go to her funeral and demand $100 from her relatives cause you paid upfront and was disappointed with the service. The extra $50 is for your disappointment.

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    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in a previous article. It's great and some ppl would pay for this service!!!! Naughty Bored Panda recycling content though!!

    devi L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this a few years back somewhere

    TigerLily Peterson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several celebrities took her up on the offer including Neil Gaiman

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, my friend will just think you're lost. Yes, I'm that sad.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the big black sunglasses to complete the look.

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    Isapalindrome Report

    SacredPistachio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long story short that fish didn't sleep for a few days due to the coffee dregs in the water.

    Shelly Knope
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was you who was dying on the floor.... noting

    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made my heart explode. I love fish

    KEBI Photography
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the world always worked like this...maybe we would actually have a reason to never lose faith in humanity

    Sugar Latte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man)” 😂😂😂😂

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy smokes, I hope the fish made it.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should make a how-to survival guide on YouTube for this situation.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! Life hacks for when you drop your fish.

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    59912111a Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of this is a mess but I'm laughing so hard!!!

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha it gets more funny the more times i read it

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she say "lol" out loud?!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend says # out loud in a normal conversation with me. I find it funny and cute.

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    Alison Bounds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh, but to make it worse, I read prescription and didn't realize it said subscription. DEAD

    Ovi Rio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people be pulling weight soo much its start loosing brain cell.

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    houstonangie Report

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would have denied knowing me, because I know he wouldn't pay the $400 fare.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother would have paid it and next thing I know Im ready to be adopted. Im 52, she still tells me "Be aware, son : likewise I did put you in this world, Ill put you out".

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    AzKahleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ".... and left me in the yard" That's awesome

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you dad for paying the fare, I would have dragged you in the house by your ankles.

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a story involving lots of bourbon and a photo of my nipples, but I'm not telling that story.

    Coolleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moral of the story is that tequila is always a bad idea...

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my 30th birthday, I thought it would be a great idea to drink gold tequila shots all night. Now, I love gold tequila but at one stage I did a Gob and said "I've made a terrible mistake."

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, first time I drank tequila, doing shots and I said I would be the pourer so things didn't get out of hand..... but you know after you've had a coupla shots, your perspective of time vanishes. I think the two of us finished it in about 15 or so mins and until I completely passed out, I actually had tunnel vision..... Fun times....

    Laurens Pilger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even 3 shots an hour. I'd be sober.

    Kimberly lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did it take you 4 whole hours to drink a mere 11 Shots?!?!🤣🤣

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    PhopsTheko_ Report

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ... Screams ... As Well?!

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    ayobreezus Report

    Paige Michel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why you shouldn't insult your in-laws in front of your kids...

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til she slips in front of grandma.

    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disrespect increased to 99. ;)

    BrokenFlame
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    children never listen till you say a curse word lol

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure they do, they listen to whatever you didn't want them to hear.

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    Leisa Farrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOLOL! Ya really gotta watch your mouth once the toddlers start talking.

    Grace Wiebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when that little girl sees her grandma today, the first thing she'll ask is, "Where's the cow?" ...the plot thickens...

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    gulickhannah Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favourite things about long term relationships.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have waved, and waited to see if he waved back. But, then again, you might end up in Poland.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is very short sighted, i feel this on every level.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that eye site problem, so I just remember what he is wearing that day and if someone else is wearing my boyfriends clothes I confront him about it. I meet a lot of nice people out there.

    Jeff Halmos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ignore her just for her lack of punctuation and extra effort required to get what she's on about.

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    #21

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    katefeetie Report

    Chancey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bag of b***h!!! I'm dying laughing

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens: What's up you ugly bag of mostly water?!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really embarrassing is when you forget to delete it, and someone else sees it. 😬

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only ever taken one selfie. Yes, one. Hated it, deleted it. There are only other people's pics of me on social media. I really hate my face. Not beautiful, not ugly, but, no thanks.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I laughed so hard at this! "Shrek-looking" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It's so nice to know I'm not the only one who looks like a troll in an iPhone forward-facing camera lol

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    google says you will look better in front of a mirror than a camera

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" *Chrome pops up with Google image search results*

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    thedreamghoul Report

    SacredPistachio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some evil use of intelligence right there...

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but then you don't get to play softball...

    xiaomiao
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but, there's big money to be made by having a high standing in women's intramural softball, pretty much cements your future.

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    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can change your name to, "None of the above", and run for political office...

    Alison Bounds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the most devious thing I've read today

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    shayc0le Report

    Erin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's sweet though!

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Czech song about this kind of situation that is now stuck in my head for eternity.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I ask title author ? You know, Youtube.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go in and drink all his liquor and eat all his food.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read poop until get to the house part. Perks of not reading in my original language. 😂😂

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Hallmark Channel movie plot!

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    ohhsweetjesus Report

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh :D

    E FourOFour
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe she didn't say "cereal killers"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, maybe the serial killers also grew up drinking alcohol?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But from what animal did the serial killers get that milk Melissa? From what animal?

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how many olympian serial killers are drinking milk?

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and thats why i dont drink milk anymore

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    #25

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    jayjailyn Report

    Shelly Knope
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better then flowers. you can eat it!

    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cute though, A+ for effort!

    Beverly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's ornamental kale, but you still could eat it - I think. No guarantees!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nothing wrong with a man who's willing to feed you.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its kale and those kale are sold as decoration in a few countries in Europe :-)

    JillVille
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, he looks so cute and proud too! Don't tell him it's lettuce!! You'll break his sweet heart!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then he'll wonder why you're eating the flowers. Ha ha.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in his defense, some "flowers" really do look like lettuce.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make some beautiful coleslaw. Then make some fried chicken, potato salad, corn bread or biscuits (the American kind), and a pie or cake. Grab some cold beverages, plastic place settings and a blanket, and go have a marvelous picnic with that loving man of yours.

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    AllisonRaskin Report

    Jessie Ahroni
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend with that attitude who locked herself out of the house and ended up marrying the locksmith

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told God that if he wanted me to remarry, he would have to drop the guy on my head. I avoid ladders, trees and tall buildings

    SupriyaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be soon 30 and still believe that point :D

    Asia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single at 35....wtf did I do with my life?! #storyofmylife

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Widowed @ 59, I feel that way also, online dating is a b***h, you never meet anyone and I don't like to go to bars anymore. Please don't suggest senior center, 70yr old men are not my cup of tea. I prefer to stay home......alone.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Right will just come knocking on your door :)

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    nicsigni Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tack a zero on the end of the number in the recipe, and it'll be about right.

    W Charlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i loooooooooooooove garlic. I don’t see a problem here.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SO me...garlic is so yummy and healthy.

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    sarahsolfails Report

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not sad that you have a tradition. Sad is that you still do not realize that other people put their groceries where you put your dirty shoes.

    Chris Mugea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name a single item of food that's not wrapped/packaged/in some sort of outer skin to protect if from dirt. I'm listening.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not sad. But stop at 45 because that hip will break if you fall.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw somebody that looked grown being pushed in a cart today, kept my opinions to myself 'till I saw this. WTH?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're old enough to buy wine, you're a bit old to be riding in a cart. Lol

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You many want to rethink your life if you're 30, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a bottle of vodka.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *may want (this site gives me an error when I try to edit a comment).

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    kat lia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you still fit on the cart, that is something to be happy about.

    j tuski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best part of this picture is that you're shopping for alcohol.

    THEPS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is weird and I can't figure out why so many people liked it.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to everyone saying "her shoes are dirty" or "birds poop in there" : ITS THEIR TRADITION AND THEY WOULD CHOOSE THE CLEANEST CART THEY COULD FIND AND BASICALLY ALL FOODS ARE WRAPPED IN SOMETHING

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    jadepops1999 Report

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo there's a sale on too! Great 😃

    Symtpom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe"

    Ivana Bogdan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This last earring, between his ring finger and little finger would perfect match :D

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things he will do for his gurrrrrrrrrrrl

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    mayanakatherine Report

    anarkzie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whole a*s nipple" just sounds wrong.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the 'a*s nipples' were on the behind, but apparently some women have them higher up the body!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

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    Milena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get this nipple thing ... maybe cuz in Europe we don't generally sexualize people by body parts, or maybe cuz I grew up in Dalmatia in the '70s, where skinny-dipping was the accepted norm... but, still, what's with the female nipple?!? I'd understand the whole boob, both boobs and a cleavage, but I don't understand why female nipples are suddenly so "too edgy to bear or even look at"?? I grew up with bear breasted Madonnas, angels with nipples, and nipples on socialist statues ... pls someone explain. Thanks.

    comboplush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to add something regarding your examples - nakedness in statues (even full on) is prevalent here, too, but this also doesn't mean that you'd see someone walking around topless in a city or workplace. Nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be covered so we can all concentrate better. At the same time, no one bats a lid to see nipples on a beach, or even naked sun bathers in tanning spots as it is normal there. Nudity and exposure of nipples just has it's place and this is just not within professional contexts (that said, I had a coworker who never wore a bra - this was accepted, too, and went without comment, but it is not the norm). Very tight shirts on guys would be equally distracting.

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    Stephanie Bladyak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate having to put a bra on just to take my laundry to the laundry room at my apartments without worrying about someone staring at my chest. Usually I just grab a huge hoodie.

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So men should wear bras if they wear t-shirts as well, so we don't see their nipples? Doubble standars, anyone?

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have been not wearing my bra all wrong since puberty.

    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk, if you have a*s nipples you should cover them

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