The fight for gender equality doesn't just include equal pay or equal civil liberties - it means knocking down old gendered stereotypes that exist in pop culture. A popular idea people can't seem to let go? women aren't as funny as men. Starting all the way back in 1695, playwright William Congreve stated in his treatise, Concerning Humor in Comedy, “I must confess I have never made an Observation of what I Apprehend to be true Humour in Women."
Now here we are in 2019 and this mentality hasn't changed. However, with the advent of the internet women have another platform other than t.v and comedy clubs to show off their comedic chops and it is a blessing. On the list below is another hilarious collection of tweets from women that prove once again women are just as funny as men - who knows maybe funnier. Scroll down below to upvote your favs!
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If shes a real lawyer she should know he was watching porn
Load More Replies...Just like with any progress women have made, we must always appreciate the ones who came before us and paved the way to make things a little bit easier. Here are some women who literally set the stage for the comediennes of today to flourish. Fanny Brice is often cited as “America’s first female comedy superstar.” Born in 1891, Brice left school behind to become a burlesque performer. Her path of performing led her to be discovered by the famous Florenz Ziegfeld of Ziegfeld Follies, where she first made a name for herself. Following her enormous success she went on to star in both movies and on Broadway. Brice's story later inspired the film Funny Girl, where she was portrayed by Barbara Streisand.
Apparently it is more distracting to only hear half a conversation than a full conversation.
Makes sense, but it depends what they're talking about!
Load More Replies...You can't talk about pop culture in the 50's without talking about I Love Lucy. The sitcom starred Lucille Ball and her husband at the time Desi Arnaz and is said to have laid the groundwork for the sitcoms we know today. I Love Lucy made history as the first show to use a three-camera setup, be filmed in front of a live audience and was one of the first TV shows to ever be sold into syndication. The production was not the only thing that made the show groundbreaking. Originally CBS did not want to have her husband on the show out of prejudice for the Latino community (Arnaz was Cuban), so she they began as a vaudeville act. Once the network could not deny the growing popularity of the duo they signed them both on.
Why do people get embarrassed over things like this? You are very unlikely to ever see that person again.
But you will forever be that idiot who waved at him.
Load More Replies...i can imagine her saying, "go to sleep, ye old rascals."
Load More Replies...*very this* , in my house my two cats supervise my bedtime routine ( downstairs) and lead me upstairs to bed. One stands guard and the other snuggles with me until I turn out the light, then they leave and go about their business safe in the knowledge that I've been tuck in. I'm 43.
Around 4:30 most every morning my cat meows and paws my head constantly until I get up walk to the bedroom door. He thinks he's going to be let outside. He excitedly leaves the room, and I shut the door and go back to sleep. I know, I'm a bad mom. I really do feel bad when I wake up.
I have a 4 and one-half pound Chihuahua and she's mean to my 12 pound Pom. She rules.
Load More Replies...that is the way my cat is. right around 8:30 she starts screaming at me until I pick her up and put her in bed and snuggle with her.
This is quite the opposite with my pet.. She literally wakes me up every morning at friggin' 8:30 in the morning, which isn't so great on the weekends.
Making the transition from flashy vaudville style gimmicks was Phyllis Diller. who is often cited as the very first female stand-up celebrity. Diller may have had some eccentric hairstyles and outfits, but relied on her jokes alone. For anyone who said women aren't funny the Guinness world record organization proved them wrong by awarding her with the world record for most laughs per minute. Diller inspired many comedians after her and is referred to as the "Queen of Comedy."
Well, the dog is your neighbour and Brian is the guy he happens to live with!
I can relate to this - in my apartment building, we all know everyones dogs by name, but none of us know the names of the humans. Its awesome.
I have done that....sooooo often. Especially at the barn. "Oh you are Flashe's mom, right?"
Introduced ourselves to our new neighbor, thought he said his name was Walter. Called him Walter for years until... I accidentally got a piece of his mail. His name is Warren.
Maybe nickname? Some ppl don't use official name.
Load More Replies...My Dad once gave my Mom a brass candlestick holder for Christmas. Now, you have to know, my Dad had a real thing for candles, and my mom knew tthis was really a gift he liked, not one she would like. The following Christmas, he opened a present from her, it was a bottle of Irish Creme, so he looks up and says, I don't like Irish Creme, and she says, AND I DONT LIKE BRASS CANDLESTICK HOLDERS ! She had waited a year to get him back ! Go Mom !
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a saying.. "just when you realize life is a b***h, it goes ahead and has puppies"
He knew. He was just waiting for the right moment to have his revenge.
Ever heard of Marilyn Suzanne Miller, Anne Beatts, or Rosie Shuster? No? Ok well, you have probably heard of Saturday Night Live. This trio of talented funny ladies were the three lone female writers during the first season of SNL and helped shaped the tone of the variety show that became a household name. These three opened the doors for the amazing women writers that would follow like Tina Fey, who became the show’s first female head writer in 1999.
Well you never know... you might find out that the toilet seat you bought from Amazon was so amazing that you decide a couple more to give out as gifts....
Yes it thought it was weird when they seemed to think the air conditioner I bought was only my first in what would be an amazing air conditioner collection.
I don't get this either. If I JUST bought something, why are you advertising that item to me? Show me some new stuff. You don't know me.
Could have repainted it, put a picture of yourself in it & hung it in your bathroom Then it will have framed a prettier cheek than originally intended.
Or, as Nordstrom likes to tell me in social media ads, "You know you want it"
The younger generation may only know comedian Whoopi Goldberg as one of the hosts on The View, but this multi-talented performer has made a name for herself on every recognizable stage.Goldberg has flawlessly moved between comedy and other genres, but was recognized for her comedic talents as the first woman to ever be presented with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Goldberg earned the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, for her role in Ghost and making her the first African American woman in more than half a century to win the award. Her groundbreaking accolades have only continued and she stands alongside only 15 other people to ever "EGOT" - win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award.
Mine don’t even have the chance to be put away. They stay in the basket and get worn and washed again in a continuous rotation. Worn, washed, dried, basket. Worn, washed, dried, basket.
My aunt used to tell me, when you're doing laundry, washing and drying is not the work.
I hang mine in the spare room and just leave everything on it and wear my cloth off the rack. Don't know why I even have the huge wall closet
"I'm upset that you commented in the comment section of a public forum, so let me comment about my upsetment in the comment section of a public forum." Sometimes I miss TJler. At least he is an interesting, intelligent and rather funny troll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...People over 80 can turn anyone into a marshmallow when they choose to use their powers.
My parents know that I drink alcohol (I am 33 years old) but for some reason I still pretend to be a non-drinker when I see them. I also was one of those people who actually waited until I was 18 years (legal age here in Finland) before drinking alocohol. But I know that I am not alone - there are also other adults who drink alcohol, smoke or use drugs and they do it very openly around their friends but when they meet their parents they try to act like they have never touched those things. Even though their parents would perfectly know their unhealthy habits. :)
My wife was out of town one weekend and I was at the store buying a bunch of junk food for me and the kids. I saw my pastor's wife there and she told on me to my wife.
Hahahahaha exactly... I also noticed that among small town folks....always minding other people's business... Hahahhahaha so true
"try". Besides that, this is without words. It reads funny but actually is just so damn wrong...
Hans, sweetie, you must be a lot of fun at parties.
Load More Replies...If she was a recovering alcoholic I could understand! Otherwise, it's comical.
In my small Ohio town, they referred to people as newcomers, even if they married a local and lived in the town for forty years. If you weren't born there, you weren't fully accepted into the community.
If men had periods they most certainly wouldn't have to go for all of the days. And they would get paid. And have us serving them though we wouldn't be allowed to take a paid leave for that and would have to work extra hours to make up for that. Wow, I'm in a bad mood today, sorry.
No, we'd be off the hook for dealing with them right off the bat. The very first month, each and every one of them would simply curl up and quite literally die. Graveyard dead. Utterly incapable of handling the kind of intense pain we put up with every month, except for the discomfort and WORSE pain of childbirth, for 40 years before all the miserable s**t that happens before, during, and after menopause kicks in.
Load More Replies...The company my MIL works for gives their female employees 1 "women's day" off every month and I'm so jealous.
Oh my god that is bloody brilliant!!! (pun wasn't intended LOL!!!!)
Load More Replies...For me it's the whole week before the bleeding. I feel so tired, my heart is bumping at every smallest physical effort and I wish I could run on batteries, so I'd recharge easier.
PREACH. Not to mention the irritability, breast pain and crying at any BP post 😂😂. The bleeding actually comes as a relief
Load More Replies...Since there is already a machine to simulate labor pain when put on someone's stomach, i'm sure someone can invent a machine to simulate period pain. I'm so gonna give this as a gift to anyone who dare to say "menstrual pain is a myth"
You can use the same machine to mimic some types of period pain. Some people have dull aches and others have cramps similar to contractions. I am so lucky I rarely have period pain, but on the rare occasions that I do, I am in absoute agony.
Load More Replies...It’s not like we’re working to our fullest potential anyway when it feels like hot knives are being dug into our ovaries.
So... eating a hotdog with your hands would be considered Hand to Hand Nombat?
I love it. My Dad has always called knives and forks "The Fighting Gear"
So perfect. I’ll now be needing some hair weapons, some face weapons, some butt weapons, etc...
Once my ex asked inside a pub 'do you have the kitchen-food? I thought it sounded really funny, I suppose there is logic as he meant proper food not snacks, but it made me chuckle to myself every time I remembered.
Nah, I wish I had more stamina and actually were in control of my fatigue/sleep/tiredness.... TT_TT
Load More Replies...This is me every Sunday.. I have a lie in until around 5pm.. I wake up between 10am to 12pm and am awake enough to get up and have a productive day but because I'm always dreading work in the week, overthinking things so stay in bed and end up falling asleep for another couple of hours
Hey, that sounds like depression. Are you doing alright? Have you anyone to talk to or maybe thought about talking to a professional? (I don't mean to be condescending or anything if it comes across like that - it is just that I have been there, too, and life does not have to be like this, an endless succession of days worked and days spent in mildly panicky stasis before the next week begins..for me, changing something in my work place has helped. Do you have to option to change something, reduce your workload or changing the things that you don't like?)
Load More Replies......When everyone is leaving my funeral, could you please hold a cellphone to your head and say "yeah, he's really dead this time."
If I could upvote you more, I would. I've never wanted a sad funeral. I want a really funny funeral, and that would be a golden touch.
Load More Replies...Then you go to her funeral and demand $100 from her relatives cause you paid upfront and was disappointed with the service. The extra $50 is for your disappointment.
Load More Replies...This was in a previous article. It's great and some ppl would pay for this service!!!! Naughty Bored Panda recycling content though!!
Several celebrities took her up on the offer including Neil Gaiman
Long story short that fish didn't sleep for a few days due to the coffee dregs in the water.
If only the world always worked like this...maybe we would actually have a reason to never lose faith in humanity
They should make a how-to survival guide on YouTube for this situation.
My friend says # out loud in a normal conversation with me. I find it funny and cute.
Load More Replies...This one actually made me laugh, but to make it worse, I read prescription and didn't realize it said subscription. DEAD
My dad would have denied knowing me, because I know he wouldn't pay the $400 fare.
My mother would have paid it and next thing I know Im ready to be adopted. Im 52, she still tells me "Be aware, son : likewise I did put you in this world, Ill put you out".
Load More Replies...For my 30th birthday, I thought it would be a great idea to drink gold tequila shots all night. Now, I love gold tequila but at one stage I did a Gob and said "I've made a terrible mistake."
Yup, first time I drank tequila, doing shots and I said I would be the pourer so things didn't get out of hand..... but you know after you've had a coupla shots, your perspective of time vanishes. I think the two of us finished it in about 15 or so mins and until I completely passed out, I actually had tunnel vision..... Fun times....
this is why you shouldn't insult your in-laws in front of your kids...
Sure they do, they listen to whatever you didn't want them to hear.
Load More Replies...LOLOLOL! Ya really gotta watch your mouth once the toddlers start talking.
And when that little girl sees her grandma today, the first thing she'll ask is, "Where's the cow?" ...the plot thickens...
This is one of my favourite things about long term relationships.
As someone who is very short sighted, i feel this on every level.
I have that eye site problem, so I just remember what he is wearing that day and if someone else is wearing my boyfriends clothes I confront him about it. I meet a lot of nice people out there.
I'd ignore her just for her lack of punctuation and extra effort required to get what she's on about.
I have only ever taken one selfie. Yes, one. Hated it, deleted it. There are only other people's pics of me on social media. I really hate my face. Not beautiful, not ugly, but, no thanks.
OMG I laughed so hard at this! "Shrek-looking" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It's so nice to know I'm not the only one who looks like a troll in an iPhone forward-facing camera lol
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" *Chrome pops up with Google image search results*
Load More Replies...Yes but, there's big money to be made by having a high standing in women's intramural softball, pretty much cements your future.
Load More Replies...Or you can change your name to, "None of the above", and run for political office...
There's a Czech song about this kind of situation that is now stuck in my head for eternity.
I just read poop until get to the house part. Perks of not reading in my original language. 😂😂
But from what animal did the serial killers get that milk Melissa? From what animal?
its kale and those kale are sold as decoration in a few countries in Europe :-)
Aww, he looks so cute and proud too! Don't tell him it's lettuce!! You'll break his sweet heart!
But then he'll wonder why you're eating the flowers. Ha ha.
Load More Replies...I had a friend with that attitude who locked herself out of the house and ended up marrying the locksmith
I told God that if he wanted me to remarry, he would have to drop the guy on my head. I avoid ladders, trees and tall buildings
Just tack a zero on the end of the number in the recipe, and it'll be about right.
It is not sad that you have a tradition. Sad is that you still do not realize that other people put their groceries where you put your dirty shoes.
Name a single item of food that's not wrapped/packaged/in some sort of outer skin to protect if from dirt. I'm listening.
Load More Replies...It's not sad. But stop at 45 because that hip will break if you fall.
I saw somebody that looked grown being pushed in a cart today, kept my opinions to myself 'till I saw this. WTH?
Well, if you're old enough to buy wine, you're a bit old to be riding in a cart. Lol
You many want to rethink your life if you're 30, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a bottle of vodka.
*may want (this site gives me an error when I try to edit a comment).
Load More Replies...to everyone saying "her shoes are dirty" or "birds poop in there" : ITS THEIR TRADITION AND THEY WOULD CHOOSE THE CLEANEST CART THEY COULD FIND AND BASICALLY ALL FOODS ARE WRAPPED IN SOMETHING
This last earring, between his ring finger and little finger would perfect match :D
I thought that the 'a*s nipples' were on the behind, but apparently some women have them higher up the body!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...I really don't get this nipple thing ... maybe cuz in Europe we don't generally sexualize people by body parts, or maybe cuz I grew up in Dalmatia in the '70s, where skinny-dipping was the accepted norm... but, still, what's with the female nipple?!? I'd understand the whole boob, both boobs and a cleavage, but I don't understand why female nipples are suddenly so "too edgy to bear or even look at"?? I grew up with bear breasted Madonnas, angels with nipples, and nipples on socialist statues ... pls someone explain. Thanks.
And to add something regarding your examples - nakedness in statues (even full on) is prevalent here, too, but this also doesn't mean that you'd see someone walking around topless in a city or workplace. Nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be covered so we can all concentrate better. At the same time, no one bats a lid to see nipples on a beach, or even naked sun bathers in tanning spots as it is normal there. Nudity and exposure of nipples just has it's place and this is just not within professional contexts (that said, I had a coworker who never wore a bra - this was accepted, too, and went without comment, but it is not the norm). Very tight shirts on guys would be equally distracting.
Load More Replies...I hate having to put a bra on just to take my laundry to the laundry room at my apartments without worrying about someone staring at my chest. Usually I just grab a huge hoodie.
So men should wear bras if they wear t-shirts as well, so we don't see their nipples? Doubble standars, anyone?
Up until the 50s or there-about women had to be more mindful of everything they said and did because they didn't have rights and freedoms like men had. It's hard to have much sense of humor knowing your husband could beat you for any reason at all and not get in trouble for it, or society can snub you for not acting correctly. Now women are not so afraid and so our sense of humor is finally able to shine for all the world to see.
Exactly, this is where the "women aren't as funny as men" b******t comes from
Load More Replies...These are very nice! All 120 of them! Oh wait. I bet Bored Panda is going to cut it down before I can make time to read them all.
I don't understand it either. And another thing - why if I wanna see which one of my comments was upvoted/replied to, it doesn't take me to the exact picture but here? Does anyone know how to contact some kind of "BP Admin", please?
Load More Replies...I do not really get why the gender of the authors needs to be stressed, but these are some funny reads.
Up until the 50s or there-about women had to be more mindful of everything they said and did because they didn't have rights and freedoms like men had. It's hard to have much sense of humor knowing your husband could beat you for any reason at all and not get in trouble for it, or society can snub you for not acting correctly. Now women are not so afraid and so our sense of humor is finally able to shine for all the world to see.
Exactly, this is where the "women aren't as funny as men" b******t comes from
Load More Replies...These are very nice! All 120 of them! Oh wait. I bet Bored Panda is going to cut it down before I can make time to read them all.
I don't understand it either. And another thing - why if I wanna see which one of my comments was upvoted/replied to, it doesn't take me to the exact picture but here? Does anyone know how to contact some kind of "BP Admin", please?
Load More Replies...I do not really get why the gender of the authors needs to be stressed, but these are some funny reads.
