50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Ever

exactly. generally hoplites were expected to provide their own armor. The most common was a linthothorax (dense layers of linen that was effective enough to be useful). the rich would have a curias of bronze (muscled or bell-type.) Bronze helmets and greaves (shinguards) would have been worn as well. Other than that, the legs were pretty much just bare. 220px-Hopl...ed9716.jpg

Well you wouldn’t want to get blood all over your favourite peplos... (Greek version of tunic)

Pandamonium: being Scottish, i can say your husband is correct. this freaked the Romans out when our clansmen ran out the woods hurling boulders while naked. Rome conquered the world, then got to Scotland and built a wall HAHAHA

That one second was pretty worthless considering the amount of time it took them to close the field to engage in combat... now, the occasional "vile heathen get your stinky junk out of my face..." on the other hand WOULD make a difference from time to time...

watch Spartacus on Netflix

lol no

Also Spartacus: War of the Damned and then finally Gods of the Arena... then there was Crixus!!!! 😉🤤👏🏻

@karen champaneri yes Spartacus Blood and Sand was the best... RIP Andy Whitfield!!! He was a delicious, delicious man! 😔

Did they have a fear of winning?

Thank you for the wonderful mental image! <3

What is that movie where all the naked men charge a bunch of teens on a nude beach? That was truly terrifying

Or to make them laugh so hard it would distract them from being attacked

Valarie this is the telling of the Romans taking the Sabine women...Their families trying to take them home, the women torn between their children, husbands and old families. Breasts being out in ancient Rome were not a big deal, though wealth women didnt generally nurse their own children

They were staging a "nurse in" protesting the businesses who banned breastfeeding for both employees and customers. Event organizers said that the timing of the nurse in was unfortunate, but the protesters did manage to remind the soldiers who they were really fighting for.

It's the Roman version of 'Sun's out, Guns' out' - 'Tits' out'

@ Kim Sorry NO. This is the raping of the Sabine women by the first Romans... this isnt about some fake story of King Herod killing a town of babies, of which Jews, Romans nor anyone anywhere has any record of. Fact: G-d said his son (Israel) will NEVER return to Egypt, then you profess an Angel of G-d told Joseph to change this prophecy and command ? Numbers 23:21 G-d does not change !! He tells you this. Nor is the nt part of the original hebrew bible which is all Jesus and his Apostles had. NT was sewn on there by Rome @300bce at the council of Nicea. They had NO authority from G0d to do so and none of the nt claims match the prophecies. This is why Jews dont accept him and never will. The Messiah cannot die BEFORE bringing world peace. The OT has NO mention of a Messiah who dies for your sins either. Woe to a world like ours where the Messiah has come !! G-d took us out of Egypt and had us slaughter their lambs ( a demigod to them ) He commands us NOT to go back !!

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I think this is an artist's idea of the Slaughter of the Innocents, when King Herod, hearing that a new king had been born (Jesus), sent soldiers to Bethlehem to kill all male children aged birth to two just be sure the new king was dead. Seems the Magi and his advisors couldn't say the exact time Jesus was born. Whoops! According to the Bible, God told Joseph to flee with Mary and Jesus to Egypt . The breasts probably denote fertile, childbearing women (read: mothers).

More that artists were obsessed with painting naked people.

who are also naked