Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt. 

The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.

#1

Anarchists

Anarchists

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malaixa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and owl do it again

David Paterson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How often are people attacked by owls?

R Lenz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I regret nothing...Nothing!!!

Scott J
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a Barred Owl. The same kind of owl theorized to have contributed to the death of Kathryn Peterson. See The Staircase.

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty bold of the owl to steal a car when he can fly.

mr_sarcastic
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Who who, its the sound of the police"

Megan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

some owls make the sound who-O who-O (sounds like who-OOH or who-OUH) but i dont think its barred owls that make that sound if i remember correctly.

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    #2

    My Dickbag Bird

    My Dickbag Bird

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.

    Edgar Rops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one of those mimicking a cat. On a promenade where many walk their dogs. It seemed the bird chose owners most full of themselves and relished the sight of quickly evaporating dignity

    Megan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you send the link, i saw one of him meowing back at cats. but this is also precious...

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he threatens to upload them to Instagram you might have a problem.

    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has an African Grey. They are incredibly smart!

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mute the phone camera sound. Problem solved.

    William Teach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas should check out the post from years ago on African greys. It is hilarious

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    #3

    Uber Sky

    Uber Sky

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    Kobe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Witch and apprentice :)

    Squawkleo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Branch manager and assistant branch manager

    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the smaller bird was already on the stick when the larger bird decided to play fetch with the stick... Oh nevermind!

    moneill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red wing blackbird. They can be very territorial and will defend the nest against birds of all sizes. The smaller bird was actually doing all the heavy lifting ;)

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    When you take into consideration the evolutionary nature of birds, it makes more sense that they might have an inclination towards jerkdom. Scientists believe that birds are the modern incarnation of dinosaurs like the velociraptor of “Jurrasic Park” fame. You might notice the word raptor, which we still use to describe various birds of prey. 

    They are still pretty unique in the modern world, as they are the only animals with feathers. The only exception to this is the kiwi, which is furry and flightless, much like the fruit. They also lay eggs, despite being warm-blooded, much to the benefit of our breakfast. One thing modern birds do not really have anymore is teeth, as their ancestors often did still retain some to access a more varied diet.

    #4

    This Is My Life Now

    This Is My Life Now

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    William Teach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You want to deal with this or what, Jessica?"

    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there s always a pecking order....

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not paid enough in doggy treats for this."

    R Lenz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do LOVE interspecies romances, but I especially love Dobes!!! They are truly the Velcro dog!!!

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you get him off me. Please?’

    PrettyJoyBird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both their faces tell a story. 😍

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to the ghetto phrase 'chickenhead'

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    #5

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

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    malaixa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.

    Per-Ole Sjuve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can actually see the eagle thinking "God damn, I'm badass" from the look on his face.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyft's new revenue stream

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all ride the eagle express!

    Fish Fingers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a lot of birds of prey around where I live, and more often than not they are being attacked by crows when you see them.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My son, we approach the British compound. Get ready!”

    C.O. Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last week a local crow was harassing an owl. I'd say the crow was likely "gear down" in mid-strike on the territory invader.

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    #6

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly certain that was done by an African swallow.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah hah, I love how the cheekily blacked out the cockatoo’s eyes to protect its “privacy”.

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sulphur crested cockatoos just like this one used to drop pine cones from a tree with such force that they regularly broke roof tiles on my father-in-law's house. Just to be clear, the cockatoo does not lift the coconut or pine cone in order to drop it, it just detaches it from the top of a tall tree.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roving gangs of cockatoos in my neighbourhood. A black, red tailed one tried to trash the window seals around my partner’s work van…they’re endangered so my only choice was to distract it with wild parrot feed.

    Mocha The Lion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im glad they value the parots privacy

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think more our avian friends have the right mindset towards cops. 👍🏾

    Megan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant tell if you guys are joking or not so.... /s its a sulfur crested cockatoo, /j its a brown throated sunbird (they love coconuts, its been refered to as a "love affair" even) -person with a special intrest in birds (though i hate male penguins)

    Ryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE that news clip!! ❤️

    Flarpel Blarpel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They protected the bird’s identity lol

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    Feathers give birds all sorts of benefits, from flight, insulation, and protection against water. The flip side is that it ends up requiring them to spend almost 10% of their time just grooming and preening. Reflecting their dinosaur heritage, some birds also have scales, primarily on their toes. The ability to fly comes with the need for rapid digestion and very quick metabolism. 

    #7

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

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    Kobe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was here first - you little sh*t ! move ! I said, move.. !

    Al D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and someone watched it happen to know it took half an hour 😄

    KatZen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let someone's BMW get all scratched up! LOL

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    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think it was the reflection. I can imagen the peacock going "use *peck*... the *peck*... freaking *peck*... turn *peck*... SIGNAL! *peck*

    Nicola Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see the insurance claim.

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean "this peacock drew a picture on this bmw."

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the bird make those scratches on the car???

    Ethel The Frog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car Owner: WTF is happening here? Guy With Phone: Oh, the peacock.... he's been pecking his reflection. It's really funny... Car Owner: AND YOU LET HIM? Guy With Phone: ...... It's going down a storm on Tik Tok if that makes you feel better......

    Bored Koala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the photo, I'm not sure the insurance company would believe this! XP

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    #8

    Fuck The Law

    Fuck The Law

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the sign perfectly illustrates a sea gull, right down to its spindly legs!

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the bird cares what the sign says.

    Anthony Sanchez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as a "seagull".

    Megan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, they are multiple species, also just because a term doesnt refer to a species doesnt mean it isnt true, it could be referring to a class, clade, family, kingdom, phylum, for example animal as in the animal kingdom

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    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What could that sign possibly mean?

    Sue Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he posed for this sign.

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    #9

    No Respect For The Rules

    No Respect For The Rules

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    malaixa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's no surprise that birds are breaking the rules. After all, they've been flying under the radar for far too long. But shaming them on the internet? Nah... That's just fowl play!

    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's a rebel. some of us just have the spirit of being naughty

    Danielle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so difficult to take photos of too! There are a few kingfishers that live along the river near my house. No matter how slowly I take my phone from my pocket they notice me and zoom off!

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    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... A little bird told me that you've been fishing here...

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not like he can actually read!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's even better because I'm 98% sure that's a King Fisher bird!! they're so neat :D

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    Some can also mimic the noises of other animals, including humans. Parrots are pretty famous for taking on the mannerisms and expressions used by their owners, while crows can mimic the sounds of predators. They use this to attract said predators to carcasses, allowing wolves or bears to split open the dead animal and gain access to the meat inside. 

    #10

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... Doesn't the little guy have wings?

    Tess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may very well have been a pun that I missed, but is the title implying that the fire fighter is the arsonist?

    Oh Gosh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to comments to see if anyone else read that that way also. I think someone is confused on what arsonist means. Because it doesn't make sense here.

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    Maggie Mae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Parrot Flew up there so when Dusk starts to Fall he Will Come back Down Again!! Just put his Stand outside on the Porch & he will likely Land on it at Dusk!

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    #11

    Love. . . Hate. .

    Love. . . Hate. .

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I photoshopped this duck out the other month and put peep in there instead 😆

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. The love of my life isn't all he quacked up to be.

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unexpectedly is the word here.

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    #12

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to see. Tbf it's late and I'm tired

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, they are literally the same things 😂😂

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could have lost your mango in a pile of lovebirds.

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a glass of freshly squeezed love juice

    Dingooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me about 8 Seconds. I've done far too many of these "can you find the..." challenges.

    Gabby M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but I still feel bad & actually surprised cuz its late and I have imbibed a bit but yeah about 5 seconds lol

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One off these things is not like the other...

    Ryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too funny … and cute!!! 🤣💕

    Maggie Mae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily Spotted but Great Cammoflage!!

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    #13

    Birds Being A Dick

    Birds Being A Dick

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brighton Pier in East Sussex.

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case someone didn't get the signal...

    John Kamau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain... Here comes 'Hole in One'

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha they're all c***s

    Maggie Mae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love seeing Birds Murmur! They are So Precise!

    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just can't have a good ending.

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    #14

    Honk!

    Honk!

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fruit eater. Was his nose red? No matter, it is now.

    Laughing Orc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toucan play at that game, bird! *Grabs beak*

    DonnerDinnerParty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, he got a big bite! Look at that chunk of nose!

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    #15

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried about what he's inadvertently bought on eBay.

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wanted to play Scrabble!

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon shows up the next day with a $537 order of misc. stuff.

    Paul C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D!ck by name...............but still cute.

    Sue Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know if I should hit the upvote button or downvote button.

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    #16

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

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    JessG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA-you should NOT feed your hook bills (psittacines) sunflower seeds, at least not part of their regular diet. Giving sunflower seeds are like giving nothing but donuts and candy to them. If they are in their daily seed, then they will dig them out and eat them alone. They can become lethargic, and addicted, and the seeds can cause fatty liver, and heart attacks. So, if you must give them sunflowers, give as a treat once in a while, but that's it. ( side note: if you have any questions about keeping pet birds, I can answer those for you. Source: my dad has always bred, sold and shown them, my whole life)

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bird doesn't just eat the seeds, it also knows how to serve itself from the dispenser. Looks like we have a self-proclaimed master chef in the aviary!

    BakenekoYokai45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but can they get out, or does she have everything but at a price?..

    Memeboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is… can he get out ?

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is all for him isn't it?

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a can with a screw cap. If I didn't have an octopus too.

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    #17

    Blursed Parrot

    Blursed Parrot

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squawk! Polly’s gonna’ bite your finger off of you don’t give him another cracker asap.

    Maggie Mae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous Baby prefers mee Time Alone some Days!

    Vickie Adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a matter of if they'll bite, it's all about when. And where!

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks very proud of himself.

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    #18

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    SeanaLyn , SeanaLyn Report

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a part of a Penn & Teller BS episode about a woman in a wheelchair, she bought some land with intent on building her home there. City came out and flagged it, citing their were endangered birds that lived on that lot so she can't build. Despite the fact that the same species of birds lived in neighboring lots where construction was allowed to happen.

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe give them some kind of peace offering?

    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will just bring them back for more!

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    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get like a train horn or an air horn and make it uncomfortable for them lol.

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps being d*cks is why they almost went extinct 🤷‍♀️ /s

    tw 72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very cool, actually. Lots of people never get to see nature up close.

    Brooklyn Roffman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 10% of the population came over to ruin your moms day

    tee-lena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it was longer than a day. Mom wasn't pleased

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a Go Fund me for a good pressure washer to get rid of the inevitable leavings.

    Lorraine R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember a news story years ago about there only being three California condors left in the world, and they were captive-breeding them to save the species. Looks like it worked.

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    Erick L.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could scare them with a broom; just brush them off again if they come back.

    SF Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah! I didn’t know we had flocks of them! Sorry mom but this is amazing

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    #19

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

    ledtosea Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are beautiful, but they're annoyingly noisy little buggers. Especially when you get a big flock of them. Much prefer the King Parrots, glorious colours, quieter and less pushy.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Rainbow Lorikeets! They are so comical, cheeky, and adorable birds.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but looks like whatever is happening on the right really hurts!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my top ten favorite images of all time!

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gorgeous birds but...mean little sods!!!!

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I wish we had wild birds like that! All we see around here are crows.

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    #20

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

    poliscijunki Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those birds are feeding on ticks and such

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists have found out more recently that these birds actually pick at sores in the animal hide to detach the scab and drink the blood. They are not benign helpers.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ongoing, and they do eat ectoparasites from mammal's backs, but research is showing that Oxpeckers do actually drink blood, and may be making wounds on the animals to do so. There is no statistically obvious drop in ectoparasite numbers with them around which would indicate symbiosis or accidental wounding. It's actually a parasitic behaviour.

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's heartbreaking to see those birds tormenting that poor baby hippo. One can only wonder what's going through their tiny bird brains. Perhaps they're envious of the hippo's enviable curves, or maybe they're just upset that they weren't invited to his birthday party. Whatever the case, those birds need to learn some basic bird-etiquette.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they pick ticks etc off the skin but only to get to the good stuff: hippo blood. These lil birds are of the bloodsucking variety.

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids never hurt flies eighter, yet screaming the living daylights out of them getting their hair combed or getting their teeth brushed when they were small....

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert Simspon meme: Never hurt a fly... yet. Hippos are seriously dangerous and very agressive.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think hippos learn to like what those birds do for them.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Birds are his Best Friends by eating Nasties that Land on Him!!

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    #21

    They Won’t Be Stopped

    They Won’t Be Stopped

    iqueefkief Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t get rid of us 🦖🦅🐓

    Jungle Empress 85
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you dinos are the most badass creatures ever.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look this one up. The Aldabra Rail. Parallel evolution, "The same ancestors that created the newly extinct bird made it back to the island".

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, the original birds went extinct 136,000 years ago, due to natural events. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-evolution-brought-flightless-bird-back-extinction-180972166/

    Tess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn't they just put the word "from" in the link...

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    Andrewsarchus42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An original population of birds went to a new island and evolved into a new species. It went extinct. Birds from the same original population traveled to the island again, and have evolved the same traits as the extinct species since those are the traits needed to succeed in its niche.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't "re-evolve itself". What happened was that a flightless rail evolved from the white-throated rail twice. A flood killed out all of the first species of flightless rail, and that opened the niche so that the a new flightless species of rail evolved from the white-throated rail. Genetically they are similar, but that is because they evolved from the same species in the same conditions. However they are not genetically identical, and they are not the same species.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a mommy and daddy somewhere. Find them!

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    #22

    This Speaks For Itself

    This Speaks For Itself

    reddit.com Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the bird is auditioning for a role in "The Godfeather"

    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna make you an offer you can't understand.

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    lildinohehe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chances of being killed by your bird are low... but never zero

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this about sums up owning a parrot...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goose has apparently tried to disguise itself

    AspenHasIssues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could be an aesthetic; bird with a knife aesthetic (lol)

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    #23

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

    BD_secureIT Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those talons and that beak. That balcony belongs to her now, unless you want serious injury I suggest you surrender it.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accept the feathered dinos's superiority. It's her empire now.

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    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Scratch"? More like shred.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put a Cat Scratch Pole out there For her To Build her Nest on as She Has deemed Your Deck the Safest Space to be!! You could have Ten Filmed Her Progress & have a Yearly companion for a Few weeks to Film and Document!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have any small valuable things put them on the balcony. No thief would get away with going out to take it.

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    #24

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

    Saarg095 Report

    E Schmitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or do puffins always look a bit sad?

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats anthropomorphism at work. They aren't actually sad, but you compare them to how a human would appear.

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    tmw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you have there, precious? give us a look?

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a combo of like 500 pics and videos of them. I stood next to the edge of a cliff in the rain with crazy winds 2 different times and once on a beautiful, picturesque, sunny day. They kept me entertained for hours.

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    AspenHasIssues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one on the right looks so sad :(

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously dude? WTF? Just ONE sardine wouldn't kill ya

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he has Just Caught then & Returned to his Mate to Help keep Her Strength up While She sits on a Nest! They are Very Loyal & Loving to each Other!

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    #25

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

    KiaNorville Report

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a grackle? The grackles in Las Vegas are all black like this one, they're skinny, and their feathers are all jacked up too.

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know you're holding in there. Fork it over!"

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look...you better do it and quickly!

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just give him whatever he wants!

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    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a Crow with an Intense Stare at Your Food You are Eating and NOT SHARING!!

    Wendy McNeil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the very rare police bird. He does not have a sense of humor..just do as he says, or he will poop on your windshield

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, I'm here to talk about car insurance!"...ain't taking a no for an answer lol

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    #26

    Plonk

    Plonk

    2601vicky Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...aren't there eggs in there? Eat the young!

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another species' eggs, that's OK. Humans are often seen drinking cow's milk, or so my friends have told me

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i said plonk when he fell and then started laughing my a** off

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me do that for you - I got this

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that how the bird got its own Cake

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    #27

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

    dajung21 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because now they can catch these and have 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cedar wax wings? So pretty! We had a year with a bunch of drunk surly robins, so not fun... feel your pain.

    moneill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beautiful birds! I don't see them much where I live.

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up "drunk squirrels". They get drunk on rotten fruit like this.

    Lizz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh yes, this happens here too with the chickens, pigeons and magpies....

    Bryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the birds at my parents house used to get drunk on the fermented Mountain Ash berries. Then they'd fly over the house (tree was in the backyard) and they'd poop on my car on their way. So my car always had lots of orange poop on it :(

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The regret when you think you go home with a Raven, but wake up with a Crow.

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooh Waxwings! Never seen so many of them in one spot! Pretty!

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up Drunk Squirrels on You Tube. You'll go down that Rabbit Hole and spend hours there.

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    #28

    Robb’n

    Robb’n

    routine-failure Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's downfall, distracted by the cute.

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait--she used her ducklings as distraction? What Ma Baker criminal...

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    E Schmitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like she's deliberately using her young uns as a decoy. Smart bird.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s got kids to feed I guess Edit: I posed this on my duck pages on fb and got a lot of responses - the babies are geese and the duck mother needs a lot of money to feed goslings, which eat a lot more than ducklings growing up 😝

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    classic trick, one distracts the victim, the other picks the pocket

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some exemplary tool use, use cute babies to distract victim

    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic pick pocket diversion tactics.

    The mad duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common street scam... Tourists should know better.

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversionary tactics employed flawlessly

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    #29

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

    ajl009 Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nuclear war? Oh yeah? Hold my birdseed and watch this."

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it looks like a plastic butter knife 🤪

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda think the bird ended up as chopped salami, too.

    Vickie Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was stationed at Travis AFB in California, they had a plane taken down by a rabbit. Apparently, a hawk caught the rabbit and was flying over the flightline when a plane started it and he dropped the rabbit.

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIRDS DO. NOT. EXIST!!!! So there...

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the Radar Equipment One would Think they Could AVOID a Flock of Flyers Though Couldn't They??

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    #30

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

    ganggangletsdie Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans/geese are douches. I have been attacked by two and they are so f*****g mean

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know what a swan is, only feathers and hatred

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    nanny28innc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd listen. They can be as nasty as a badger!

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans, beautiful but mean. One attacked me on the beach. I had no bread to offer, I had to retreat. Still gorgeous, though.

    D'oh Rae is Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are right up there with Canada Geese in the jerk department.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans in the UK come under the protection of the Crown and the ruling monarch. It’s illegal to harm them over here.

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My geese are chill. Canada geese are cool at my house

    couch potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love all animals except for swans. i hate swans

    Heather Hayllar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans can be so very nasty! Pecked quite a few times in my youth, now petrified of the damned things

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks You have some Frozen Peas inside and should be Feeding it!?

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    #31

    Reddit Meet Whis

    Reddit Meet Whis

    LOLZWHAT123 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I'd trust that beak that close to my eyeball!

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats does this, only with me though. There are 3 glasses wearers in the house 😐

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost touch with my friend Ymit. The man in the picture looks a lot like him. Lolzwhat123, if you happen to see this and you are Ymit, then hi!

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you see in (squeeze squeeze)... These?

    Marilyn Lasher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he/she has blueberries on her/his cheeks! 😍

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay So All Day & you didn't Look at Me ONCE!!!

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    #32

    Asshole Pelicans

    Asshole Pelicans

    reddit.com Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah! There was a video circulating a couple of years ago of a pelican that bonked a pigeon over the head and then ate it. Never looked at pelicans quite the same since...

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    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not prepared for the pelicans when I went to.Mezico. I thought I knew about being harassed by seabirds because I love somewhere very gull-heavy. I knew nothing.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they eat YOUR children and leave mine alone...

    Wendy McNeil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are scarey when they open their mouth

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about the people who are here to specifically feed their kids to the seagull? Everybody wins!

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially capybara children. Except that capybara children don't fit in their beaks. But they keep trying anyway.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing in Gods Creation is as EVIL or Aggressive as The Last Thing he Created !! That was Us Humans!!

    #33

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

    weaponized_glitter Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.

    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USE YOUR CLAWS BROSKI!! STAND UP FOR THE CAT TRADITION!!! FOR THE KINGDOMMMMMM!!!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what did you expect? You can't expect a bird to be a clean eater.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some birds are clean eaters. Parrots are not. Cocktoos are the messiest and most destructive of all.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds are some of the messiest eaters, case closed. Your floor will be covered in crumbs. YOU will be covered in crumbs. You will still find crumbs in odd places even after you have swept.

    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more censoring?! Little ****er's so ***ing cute!

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks proud of herself!

    emma malcolm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it a crimson conure? we have a green cheecked conure called harry and he pretends that he is a bomb and he shoots and makes explosion sound effects.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't tell you about this in Pirate school.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is Gorgeous and a Few Crumbs won't Kill You but Just Look at How Much Happiness You have Given Her!!

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! Save those expletives for Drump supporters.

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    #34

    Magpie Kiss

    Magpie Kiss

    g_nome7 Report

    Bron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just yesterday, I discovered hubby of 23 years has a scar behind his ear from where a maggie pecked him

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Brisbane, this bird would be relocated by council workers 60 km away into the bush away from humans. Only about one magpie in a thousand attacks humans, but it's still a bit of a problem.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magpies are very smart too. They definitely recognise individuals. We had a bunch of them around the farm when I was a kid and they'd follow us around because they knew they'd get a feed from insects and lizards we'd disturb doing chores. Used to basically play tag with the dog too. Never got attacked by those ones. Got swooped by random ones on the way to school and similar.

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    Lou Pryde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I face double threat most days with the Maggie's and a family of plovers in my front garden!

    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to tell me and my brother that magpies would swoop down and peck through the tops of our heads into our brains. Terrifying when you’re 5. So we used to take cap guns with us to scare the magpies off.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one thing to get a little love bite but when they bite down and PULL!!!

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a magpie here that taunts our chickens! When they're in the run he'll swoop down just outside the fence and he literally laughs at the chickens! When the chickens free ranging the magpie will land somewhere in the yard and the chickens all run towards him like "get the f**k off my lawn". Then the magpie flys up to the fence, out of reach to laugh at them again 😂 It is quite entertaining

    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian magpies. They look different and sound different from European magpies. In Australia, people wear spiky helmets to ward off their attacks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpie#/media/File:Hedgehog_hat.JPG

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual, unmitigated, cruel f**k.

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    #35

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Hungry-Influence3108 Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's clear that this Memphis hawk take her egg protection duties very seriously. I guess they don't want anyone else to hatch a plan for those precious supermarket eggs. But let's be honest, this hawk is just winging it when it comes to grocery store etiquette.

    Ryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂 ❤️❤️

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jokes aside I would not f**k with that hawk if I were you

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every more you make, every egg you take, I'll be watching you.

    Spinning sharkyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ' BISH GAT THE F***K AWAY FROM MAH 276 EGGOS! ' (yes i was bored enough to do the math)

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at these prices who can blame her?

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More Likely That Hawk has Spotted a Mouse or Rat inside that Grocery Store & if Humans would leave it be Dinner Could be Had!

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use an umbrella.

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    #36

    Seagulls Are The Worst

    Seagulls Are The Worst

    const_bigMan Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world. They swoop in uninvited, make a huge mess, and refuse to leave until they've eaten everything in sight.

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a seagull than an in-law any day.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All around the coast are signs saying "do not feed the seagulls" as if we have any choice in the matter.

    andrea jennings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as bad as Colorado Camp Robbers aka blue jays. Steal the food right out of your hand, off your plate or table. They are truly the d***s of the bird world

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I went to Blackpool, walking to my Wife with a fresh order of fish and chips got nicked from my hands

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "clueless-looking pidgin" This is in the intro, can someone please correct it to 'pigeon'?

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this happened to every àsswipe that thinks anyone wants to see pictures of everything they eat.

    Anthony Sanchez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as a "seagull".

    Amelia Earhart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he brought his own spoon!

    Sue Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One pooped on my daughter when we were at Walt Disney World.

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    #37

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    pyromaic_sofa Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao they looks so proud of themselves

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, thanks for this fantastic destructible toy you've made us!

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weeks to make but only seconds to eat

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody's a critic.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was Paper & They love to Shred Paper for their Nests So Make Another Star!

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay - I had the same kind chew the corners off an antique gilded mirror. It's in there genes.

    Wendy McNeil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at them . They are up to no good

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is a dilemma. I can't decide if the birds or the star looks most pretty.

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma! For not handing over more tasty snacks! That'll teach you a lesson

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    #38

    I Don’t Like This Bird

    I Don’t Like This Bird

    why_r_people Report

    AspenHasIssues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's literally word-for-word what I was about to say!

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that'll put you off your birdseed...

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told that piercing is expensive, sooo...what's the problem? You have any idea how much money you just save?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the going rate is around like when I got my (non-bird) one, saving like £50-60 there! :P

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that of your skincare routine? I know when I use my nightly moisturizer my dogs can't help herself but this is a new method!

    emma malcolm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    green cheeked conures have the best personality. in our house, he is treated like another kid in our family... acts like it too.

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    #39

    This Is Comfortable

    This Is Comfortable

    Few-Succotash-3047 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nice photo, but it doesn't really belong here. He's a derp, not a d**k.

    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm looks like a kea, so definitely probably a d**k.

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    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Wait I Can be Still! Here You Go!! Is that Better?

    Giles Tanner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Kia. New Zealand alpine parrot.

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how many others turned it upside down to see what the beak actually looked like?

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every village has its idiot.

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    #40

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    NoYou5184 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bird will find where you live and call the gang to s**t on all your windows.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe You are Too Close to Where She is Nesting and Disturbed her!!

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, real badass. He wants you out of there so he can break in, eat all the cereal and sleep in your bed or on top of your dog, while destroying the laptop keyboard at some point

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HURRY UP, BOBBBB!!!!"

    #41

    My Eyes Are Up Here

    My Eyes Are Up Here

    Radarnikko Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This website censors words like “c**p” but it’s completely fine for them to have this picture of boobies posted here? Atrocious! /s

    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, for some reason, #45 on this list…

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    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to figure out an outfit inspired by this, the colors are awesome.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L.M.A.O. yes ma'am, sir, eh.. yes!

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be cool to have blue feet?

    #42

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

    Shadow647 Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello tech support, my internet is down..." "do you have a birb?" "well s**t!"

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My conure attempts to climb up the power cord of my computer like a mountain climber.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let the negotiations begin....

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't make me do it Sharon."

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to rent a room from a woman who had cockatiels. Those blooming birbs will chew on anything!

    #43

    Both Seats Are Occupied

    Both Seats Are Occupied

    Jacksqi Report

    #44

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    milkaddictedkitty Report

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what material the letters were made of, possibly some mineral that met their dietary requirement?

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out to prove it's not illegal to eat the sign.

    #45

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

    BlackSeranna Report

    Bent Screw (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an eastern bluebird. I found one in the stove and it didn't make it... was so sad :(

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally hit one and it stuck to the front of my car. It fell off when I got home - I didn't even realize it was there. I thought I might have to put it out of its misery but when I came back out it had flown away. It's the first bluebird I've ever even seen in person! I felt SO awful. Glad it recovered though!

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in an apartment, a bird made a nest in my dryer vent. Guess it was warm, enclosed, and would randomly blow in new nesting materials. 🤷‍♀️

    #46

    I Think This Belongs Here

    I Think This Belongs Here

    Salaxor Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this look like a nest to you? It looks like a nest to me!

    #47

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    Kuma_Paws_376 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we were talking about a ball game there for a minute.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's what they're arguing over

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the prettiest fight I've ever seen!

    Marilyn Lasher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that cardinals and blue jays are very pretty birds.

    FloralDangerNoodle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Cardinal is pissed because Blue Jays are total sows who eat ALL the food!

    #48

    Come At Me Bro!

    Come At Me Bro!

    JohnnyLad93 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I peck it or poop on it??

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neither you should carve a hole into and live there

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    #49

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    GiordanoBette Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about that.... Look at that power handshake!

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they ended a war lol

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #50

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

    reddit.com Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you got them taken care of and didn't just throw them away.

    GhostlySnail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they throw away a nest with eggs, they are way more of a jerk than any bird.

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    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a dryer duct? I hope it didn’t cook the eggs 😬

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eggs must be cooked by now tho.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the eggs looked familiar. European starling.

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the bird being an a*** Why not put a raster or so to prevent such a thing ?

    #52

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

    OliveThePenguin Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the grammar police but *your

    YouKiddingMe (It/Its)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think your sorry, Mr Loverboy of Cheez-its. (And yes, it was purposeful)

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cockatiel, an Australian bird that makes a great pet.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I'll be taking this pretty yellow thingy here. You can have it back if you feed me! "

    Ralph Kretschmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're = you are. As a non English native speaker I don't know what's so difficult cult to understand this for some.

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some may have dyslexia or it is simply their third or fourth language. One can never master all languages perfectly. And since this platform is not about criticism of each other's grammar, I'd say : why be grammar police ? ( even came across a grammar nazi here - that's what they called themselves...) And it takes away the fun of the post - sneaky little bird - lol

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, what if the bird just wanted to join in?

    #53

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

    iseeksilence Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is Angel wing syndrome???

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the last joint of the wing is twisted with the wing feathers pointing out laterally, instead of lying against the body, primarily affects aquatic birds.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew Grey Goose Gubler is hilarious! Matthew Grey-Gubler is an actor from Criminal Minds.

    #54

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

    iseeksilence Report

    #55

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

    jamesbond000111 Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Egrets. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the video of a cockatoo just pulling up a strip from a ledge

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothing's gonna stop us NOW!"

    #56

    Dickhead

    Dickhead

    Anniesoptera Report

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for just staring at you 😆

    E Schmitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be bloody terrifying.

    #57

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    flaminhotchick Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not every day you see a pigeon making a scene in a local store. I guess that pigeon really wanted to make a fusilli over his meal choice. But let's hope he didn't ruffle any feathers with his impromptu pasta perch.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen pigeons in Euston Station and Sainsbury's! If the door hasn't got a handle, they can come in

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw the title I imagined the pigeon actually sitting on pasta.

    #58

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

    Megalapteryx95 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European blackbird. Quite friendly. They hang around when you're gardening in the hope of eating any grubs you dig up.

    Kori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them!! I feed them in winter by mixing oatmeal with oil (very fattening to get them through the winter). They are also AMAZING singers.

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed me or the sugar bowl gets it!

    #59

    He Probably Is

    He Probably Is

    thatoneguy9988 Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone heard the Law and Order sound when they read the screen right?

    GhostlySnail
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Want me to demonstrate?”

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you trust that little round eyeball?

    Marilyn Lasher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so f****** halarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    William Teach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It might soon be 8,001, Stephanie"

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    #60

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

    SampsonAB Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just want to be a dentist

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should see my hen everytime I open my mouth, she will peck on my teeth.

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got something in there I want... Open up!

    Purple light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open up! I know you are hiding them

    #61

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    nemisette Report

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was waiting for the ringnecks to show up. my little brat gets into everything

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird sez, "This thing must be important to hooman, so I'll position my tail over it. They don't call me the Pooped Patrol for nothin'. Heh heh heh."

    #62

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    Rykedan Report

    Bree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muscovy ducks: https://fortmyers.floridaweekly.com/articles/misunderstood-mistreated-maligned-muscovy-2/

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These dino ducks hiss instead of quack. They were brought to Florida by the Spanish to raise as a delicacy…that didn’t quite go to plan and now they adorably harass everyone and get into the trash

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you picked up dinner on the way home.

    #63

    Betrayal

    Betrayal

    Snooper999 Report

    #64

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    hominemferreum Report

    #65

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    clemfairie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one must feather one's nest!

    #67

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    Akai_Hana Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes many years of practice to pose like a d**k!

    Kento vdb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breh, wut is that birb doing

    #68

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    LiquidDreamtime Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the trees it could want, too!

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe y'all have termites? Woodies love termites!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a huge one of these that lives in the woods behind our house. He likes to chase the rest of the small birds away from the feeder in our yard and try to eat from it. Except he's so big he has to hang upside down off of it and then do a sit-up to reach the feed. He'll stay that way for quite a while too. I guess he's working on his six-pack. :) It's cool to hear him pecking in the woods though - he's quite loud.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bc you have a bug infestation.

    #69

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Pardusco Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there non-honeyguide chicks in the nest?

    Emily M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honeyguides are birds with parasitic breeding behavior. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. The honeyguide babies kill the real babies/eggs and are raised by the unsuspecting owners of the nest

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    Bree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting birds: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeyguide

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that last picture though 💀

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    #70

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    DesNewmanZA Report

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I wished a bird would steal my broccoli.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His expression definitely says “…and I’ll do it again”

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, take the carrots and green beans too while you're at it!

    #71

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Tgreezie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he's not drawing a pentagram in that circle, we should be all right.

    #72

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    iqueefkief Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to learn to stand up for yourself. Get out of that car and show them who's boss!

    Halestorm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d pay to see someone attempting to show a goose who was boss. I’ve seen it tried before, and it has never gone well :D

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you! I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU!!! (lol)

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was late for school because a bunch of turkeys where crossing the road

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada geese. Can be wild or farm stock.

    #73

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

    z0mbiegrl Report

    #75

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    tmgieger Report

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr are we sure the remains of the grocery store worker aren’t in the nest too?

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had ospreys nesting on top of a telephone pole once.

    #76

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

    MissGymlow Report

    #77

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

    Themesz Report

    #78

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

    fredericdrgt456rft Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business idea: "Where is Waldo?" but with birds behaving badly. I can't be the only one who would buy this

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took way to long to find him

    #79

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    soap_muncher Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course they pooped! You scared the s**t out of them!

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must hold birb gentle like hamburger, not angry like murder victim

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you got adopted.

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    #80

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

    cagkanesnaf Report

    USMCFelicia
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The squirrel looks like it's smiling 😚

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That squirrel looks like it needs kisses. Who's going to volunteer? 💋🐿️

    #81

    The Sign Did Nothing

    The Sign Did Nothing

    stevemandudeguy Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will you learn that blue jays only read French?!

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's facing the wrong way. How is he suppose to read that.

    Marilyn Lasher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm I don’t think birds can reed.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have annoying starlings eating all my bird food. They're big pigs.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue jay don't care. Blue jay don't give a s---.

    #82

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

    ajl009 Report

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bowery King called. There is a package that Camaro is transporting to the East Dock at 1900 hours. We need you two to keep an eye on the convoy.

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You talkin to me? You talking to me?

    #83

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

    Sharon411 Report

    Purple light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an ancient Japanese painting. (If you ignore the wicker seat)

    #84

    No Birdy Dont Do It

    No Birdy Dont Do It

    Cadinm1537 Report

    Marilyn Lasher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that’s not a real grenade or…

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I wonder if armies have ever trained parrots to do that.

    Gayfroggo He/they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grenade pins are very hard to take out. Most birds prob wouldn't be able to do it themselves

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    #85

    Woodstock No

    Woodstock No

    Procrastin8r1 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You took these nudes of me so I shall enact my revenge

    #86

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

    kludgewerwer234 Report

    RaRaPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a bird on the clock app that just loves chamomile tea. It’s cute to watch her guzzle it down (didn’t know that’s okay for them to drink).

    #87

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

    dank_memer108 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will teach you to take s phot of me!

    #88

    Get Off Me

    Get Off Me

    touchfeel Report

    #89

    This Little Asshole

    This Little Asshole

    citrineandmoonstone Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you calling an a*****e, you giant sphincter you?!

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like he has 4 legs

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP only censoring when they feel like it now ?

    Emma DeLouise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a mouse with a bird head

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    #90

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

    reddit.com Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can start fires with a remote nowadays? Boy am i behind the times.

    #91

    Dude I Need That

    Dude I Need That

    majamoo Report

    #92

    Reddit Meet Macca

    Reddit Meet Macca

    Gaming_Birb Report

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love to sit on glasses, ours was the same way with my dad. Lovely colours :)

    #93

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

    LCDRtomdodge Report

    #94

    We Don't Own A Bird

    We Don't Own A Bird

    OneGizmoIz Report

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents found a bird on a Chevrolet once, couldn’t find an owner, and took “Chevie” in as a pet

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he just dropped in for dinner, anyway!

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house, not my bird. It's somebody's pet, not the colouring of a wild budgie.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that is the colour of a wild budgie. Yellow head, green body is pretty much the most common colours. Used to see flocks of hundreds of them out i n western Queensland. Not sure whether they're still as common.

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    #95

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

    XxDaBerserkerxX Report