This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones
Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt.
The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.
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Anarchists
some owls make the sound who-O who-O (sounds like who-OOH or who-OUH) but i dont think its barred owls that make that sound if i remember correctly.
Load More Replies...My Dickbag Bird
As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.
Saw one of those mimicking a cat. On a promenade where many walk their dogs. It seemed the bird chose owners most full of themselves and relished the sight of quickly evaporating dignity
can you send the link, i saw one of him meowing back at cats. but this is also precious...
Load More Replies...If he threatens to upload them to Instagram you might have a problem.
Pandas should check out the post from years ago on African greys. It is hilarious
Uber Sky
Actually, the smaller bird was already on the stick when the larger bird decided to play fetch with the stick... Oh nevermind!
When you take into consideration the evolutionary nature of birds, it makes more sense that they might have an inclination towards jerkdom. Scientists believe that birds are the modern incarnation of dinosaurs like the velociraptor of “Jurrasic Park” fame. You might notice the word raptor, which we still use to describe various birds of prey.
They are still pretty unique in the modern world, as they are the only animals with feathers. The only exception to this is the kiwi, which is furry and flightless, much like the fruit. They also lay eggs, despite being warm-blooded, much to the benefit of our breakfast. One thing modern birds do not really have anymore is teeth, as their ancestors often did still retain some to access a more varied diet.
This Is My Life Now
Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle
Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.
the crow is f'ing w/ the eagle...crows looooooove to f with eagles....
Load More Replies...You can actually see the eagle thinking "God damn, I'm badass" from the look on his face.
We have a lot of birds of prey around where I live, and more often than not they are being attacked by crows when you see them.
I Think We Have A Criminal Here
Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Load More Replies...Hah hah hah, I love how the cheekily blacked out the cockatoo’s eyes to protect its “privacy”.
Sulphur crested cockatoos just like this one used to drop pine cones from a tree with such force that they regularly broke roof tiles on my father-in-law's house. Just to be clear, the cockatoo does not lift the coconut or pine cone in order to drop it, it just detaches it from the top of a tall tree.
Roving gangs of cockatoos in my neighbourhood. A black, red tailed one tried to trash the window seals around my partner’s work van…they’re endangered so my only choice was to distract it with wild parrot feed.
I think more our avian friends have the right mindset towards cops. 👍🏾
Feathers give birds all sorts of benefits, from flight, insulation, and protection against water. The flip side is that it ends up requiring them to spend almost 10% of their time just grooming and preening. Reflecting their dinosaur heritage, some birds also have scales, primarily on their toes. The ability to fly comes with the need for rapid digestion and very quick metabolism.
This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour
Car Owner: WTF is happening here? Guy With Phone: Oh, the peacock.... he's been pecking his reflection. It's really funny... Car Owner: AND YOU LET HIM? Guy With Phone: ...... It's going down a storm on Tik Tok if that makes you feel better......
If it wasn't for the photo, I'm not sure the insurance company would believe this! XP
Fuck The Law
Lol the sign perfectly illustrates a sea gull, right down to its spindly legs!
Seagulls are the punks of my extended family
Load More Replies...dude, they are multiple species, also just because a term doesnt refer to a species doesnt mean it isnt true, it could be referring to a class, clade, family, kingdom, phylum, for example animal as in the animal kingdom
Load More Replies...No Respect For The Rules
Well, it's no surprise that birds are breaking the rules. After all, they've been flying under the radar for far too long. But shaming them on the internet? Nah... That's just fowl play!
They are so difficult to take photos of too! There are a few kingfishers that live along the river near my house. No matter how slowly I take my phone from my pocket they notice me and zoom off!
Load More Replies...it's even better because I'm 98% sure that's a King Fisher bird!! they're so neat :D
Some can also mimic the noises of other animals, including humans. Parrots are pretty famous for taking on the mannerisms and expressions used by their owners, while crows can mimic the sounds of predators. They use this to attract said predators to carcasses, allowing wolves or bears to split open the dead animal and gain access to the meat inside.
I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist
It may very well have been a pun that I missed, but is the title implying that the fire fighter is the arsonist?
Came to comments to see if anyone else read that that way also. I think someone is confused on what arsonist means. Because it doesn't make sense here.
Load More Replies...That Parrot Flew up there so when Dusk starts to Fall he Will Come back Down Again!! Just put his Stand outside on the Porch & he will likely Land on it at Dusk!
Love. . . Hate. .
I photoshopped this duck out the other month and put peep in there instead 😆
Well. The love of my life isn't all he quacked up to be.
Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!
I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to see. Tbf it's late and I'm tired
It took me about 8 Seconds. I've done far too many of these "can you find the..." challenges.
Me too but I still feel bad & actually surprised cuz its late and I have imbibed a bit but yeah about 5 seconds lol
Load More Replies...Birds Being A Dick
Thank you…oh, you were talking about the birds
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Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop
"I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"
Probably because it’s also a name for some people.
Load More Replies...Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser
PSA-you should NOT feed your hook bills (psittacines) sunflower seeds, at least not part of their regular diet. Giving sunflower seeds are like giving nothing but donuts and candy to them. If they are in their daily seed, then they will dig them out and eat them alone. They can become lethargic, and addicted, and the seeds can cause fatty liver, and heart attacks. So, if you must give them sunflowers, give as a treat once in a while, but that's it. ( side note: if you have any questions about keeping pet birds, I can answer those for you. Source: my dad has always bred, sold and shown them, my whole life)
Yes but can they get out, or does she have everything but at a price?..
Blursed Parrot
Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...
Squawk! Polly’s gonna’ bite your finger off of you don’t give him another cracker asap.
It's not a matter of if they'll bite, it's all about when. And where!
Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But
Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.
There's a part of a Penn & Teller BS episode about a woman in a wheelchair, she bought some land with intent on building her home there. City came out and flagged it, citing their were endangered birds that lived on that lot so she can't build. Despite the fact that the same species of birds lived in neighboring lots where construction was allowed to happen.
Load More Replies...Get like a train horn or an air horn and make it uncomfortable for them lol.
Apparently it was longer than a day. Mom wasn't pleased
Load More Replies...She needs a Go Fund me for a good pressure washer to get rid of the inevitable leavings.
I think I remember a news story years ago about there only being three California condors left in the world, and they were captive-breeding them to save the species. Looks like it worked.
Load More Replies...German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park
Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.
They are beautiful, but they're annoyingly noisy little buggers. Especially when you get a big flock of them. Much prefer the King Parrots, glorious colours, quieter and less pushy.
Load More Replies...I love Rainbow Lorikeets! They are so comical, cheeky, and adorable birds.
Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly
Scientists have found out more recently that these birds actually pick at sores in the animal hide to detach the scab and drink the blood. They are not benign helpers.
Load More Replies...It's ongoing, and they do eat ectoparasites from mammal's backs, but research is showing that Oxpeckers do actually drink blood, and may be making wounds on the animals to do so. There is no statistically obvious drop in ectoparasite numbers with them around which would indicate symbiosis or accidental wounding. It's actually a parasitic behaviour.
It's heartbreaking to see those birds tormenting that poor baby hippo. One can only wonder what's going through their tiny bird brains. Perhaps they're envious of the hippo's enviable curves, or maybe they're just upset that they weren't invited to his birthday party. Whatever the case, those birds need to learn some basic bird-etiquette.
They Won’t Be Stopped
And that's why you dinos are the most badass creatures ever.
Load More Replies...I had to look this one up. The Aldabra Rail. Parallel evolution, "The same ancestors that created the newly extinct bird made it back to the island".
Just to be clear, the original birds went extinct 136,000 years ago, due to natural events. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-evolution-brought-flightless-bird-back-extinction-180972166/
Why couldn't they just put the word "from" in the link...
Load More Replies...An original population of birds went to a new island and evolved into a new species. It went extinct. Birds from the same original population traveled to the island again, and have evolved the same traits as the extinct species since those are the traits needed to succeed in its niche.
It didn't "re-evolve itself". What happened was that a flightless rail evolved from the white-throated rail twice. A flood killed out all of the first species of flightless rail, and that opened the niche so that the a new flightless species of rail evolved from the white-throated rail. Genetically they are similar, but that is because they evolved from the same species in the same conditions. However they are not genetically identical, and they are not the same species.
This Speaks For Itself
He's gonna make you an offer you can't understand.
Load More Replies...This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside
Look at those talons and that beak. That balcony belongs to her now, unless you want serious injury I suggest you surrender it.
Accept the feathered dinos's superiority. It's her empire now.
Load More Replies...I would have put a Cat Scratch Pole out there For her To Build her Nest on as She Has deemed Your Deck the Safest Space to be!! You could have Ten Filmed Her Progress & have a Yearly companion for a Few weeks to Film and Document!
If you have any small valuable things put them on the balcony. No thief would get away with going out to take it.
An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share
Thats anthropomorphism at work. They aren't actually sad, but you compare them to how a human would appear.
Load More Replies...I have a combo of like 500 pics and videos of them. I stood next to the edge of a cliff in the rain with crazy winds 2 different times and once on a beautiful, picturesque, sunny day. They kept me entertained for hours.
Load More Replies...Nah he has Just Caught then & Returned to his Mate to Help keep Her Strength up While She sits on a Nest! They are Very Loyal & Loving to each Other!
License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries
Possibly a grackle? The grackles in Las Vegas are all black like this one, they're skinny, and their feathers are all jacked up too.
Load More Replies...That looks like a Crow with an Intense Stare at Your Food You are Eating and NOT SHARING!!
This is the very rare police bird. He does not have a sense of humor..just do as he says, or he will poop on your windshield
"Sir, I'm here to talk about car insurance!"...ain't taking a no for an answer lol
Plonk
Another species' eggs, that's OK. Humans are often seen drinking cow's milk, or so my friends have told me
Load More Replies...These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard
Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!
Because now they can catch these and have 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.
Load More Replies...Cedar wax wings? So pretty! We had a year with a bunch of drunk surly robins, so not fun... feel your pain.
Look up Drunk Squirrels on You Tube. You'll go down that Rabbit Hole and spend hours there.
Robb’n
Oh wait--she used her ducklings as distraction? What Ma Baker criminal...
Load More Replies...She’s got kids to feed I guess Edit: I posed this on my duck pages on fb and got a lot of responses - the babies are geese and the duck mother needs a lot of money to feed goslings, which eat a lot more than ducklings growing up 😝
Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof
"Nuclear war? Oh yeah? Hold my birdseed and watch this."
Load More Replies...When I was stationed at Travis AFB in California, they had a plane taken down by a rabbit. Apparently, a hawk caught the rabbit and was flying over the flightline when a plane started it and he dropped the rabbit.
With all the Radar Equipment One would Think they Could AVOID a Flock of Flyers Though Couldn't They??
This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days
Swans/geese are douches. I have been attacked by two and they are so f*****g mean
i dont know what a swan is, only feathers and hatred
Load More Replies...Swans in the UK come under the protection of the Crown and the ruling monarch. It’s illegal to harm them over here.
Swans can be so very nasty! Pecked quite a few times in my youth, now petrified of the damned things
Reddit Meet Whis
One of my cats does this, only with me though. There are 3 glasses wearers in the house 😐
I've lost touch with my friend Ymit. The man in the picture looks a lot like him. Lolzwhat123, if you happen to see this and you are Ymit, then hi!
Asshole Pelicans
They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.
Gah! There was a video circulating a couple of years ago of a pelican that bonked a pigeon over the head and then ate it. Never looked at pelicans quite the same since...
Load More Replies...Especially capybara children. Except that capybara children don't fit in their beaks. But they keep trying anyway.
Nothing in Gods Creation is as EVIL or Aggressive as The Last Thing he Created !! That was Us Humans!!
This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere
I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.
USE YOUR CLAWS BROSKI!! STAND UP FOR THE CAT TRADITION!!! FOR THE KINGDOMMMMMM!!!
Load More Replies...Well what did you expect? You can't expect a bird to be a clean eater.
Some birds are clean eaters. Parrots are not. Cocktoos are the messiest and most destructive of all.
Load More Replies...Birds are some of the messiest eaters, case closed. Your floor will be covered in crumbs. YOU will be covered in crumbs. You will still find crumbs in odd places even after you have swept.
is it a crimson conure? we have a green cheecked conure called harry and he pretends that he is a bomb and he shoots and makes explosion sound effects.
She is Gorgeous and a Few Crumbs won't Kill You but Just Look at How Much Happiness You have Given Her!!
Magpie Kiss
In Brisbane, this bird would be relocated by council workers 60 km away into the bush away from humans. Only about one magpie in a thousand attacks humans, but it's still a bit of a problem.
Magpies are very smart too. They definitely recognise individuals. We had a bunch of them around the farm when I was a kid and they'd follow us around because they knew they'd get a feed from insects and lizards we'd disturb doing chores. Used to basically play tag with the dog too. Never got attacked by those ones. Got swooped by random ones on the way to school and similar.
Load More Replies...My dad used to tell me and my brother that magpies would swoop down and peck through the tops of our heads into our brains. Terrifying when you’re 5. So we used to take cap guns with us to scare the magpies off.
It's one thing to get a little love bite but when they bite down and PULL!!!
There's a magpie here that taunts our chickens! When they're in the run he'll swoop down just outside the fence and he literally laughs at the chickens! When the chickens free ranging the magpie will land somewhere in the yard and the chickens all run towards him like "get the f**k off my lawn". Then the magpie flys up to the fence, out of reach to laugh at them again 😂 It is quite entertaining
Australian magpies. They look different and sound different from European magpies. In Australia, people wear spiky helmets to ward off their attacks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpie#/media/File:Hedgehog_hat.JPG
Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…
Well, it's clear that this Memphis hawk take her egg protection duties very seriously. I guess they don't want anyone else to hatch a plan for those precious supermarket eggs. But let's be honest, this hawk is just winging it when it comes to grocery store etiquette.
' BISH GAT THE F***K AWAY FROM MAH 276 EGGOS! ' (yes i was bored enough to do the math)
More Likely That Hawk has Spotted a Mouse or Rat inside that Grocery Store & if Humans would leave it be Dinner Could be Had!
Seagulls Are The Worst
Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world. They swoop in uninvited, make a huge mess, and refuse to leave until they've eaten everything in sight.
I'd rather have a seagull than an in-law any day.
Load More Replies...All around the coast are signs saying "do not feed the seagulls" as if we have any choice in the matter.
Almost as bad as Colorado Camp Robbers aka blue jays. Steal the food right out of your hand, off your plate or table. They are truly the d***s of the bird world
Once I went to Blackpool, walking to my Wife with a fresh order of fish and chips got nicked from my hands
"clueless-looking pidgin" This is in the intro, can someone please correct it to 'pigeon'?
I wish this happened to every àsswipe that thinks anyone wants to see pictures of everything they eat.
Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)
Wow, thanks for this fantastic destructible toy you've made us!
Load More Replies...Well it was Paper & They love to Shred Paper for their Nests So Make Another Star!
That's okay - I had the same kind chew the corners off an antique gilded mirror. It's in there genes.
This picture is a dilemma. I can't decide if the birds or the star looks most pretty.
Karma! For not handing over more tasty snacks! That'll teach you a lesson
I Don’t Like This Bird
that's literally word-for-word what I was about to say!
Load More Replies...I've been told that piercing is expensive, sooo...what's the problem? You have any idea how much money you just save?
If the going rate is around like when I got my (non-bird) one, saving like £50-60 there! :P
Load More Replies...green cheeked conures have the best personality. in our house, he is treated like another kid in our family... acts like it too.
This Is Comfortable
It's a nice photo, but it doesn't really belong here. He's a derp, not a d**k.
Hmmm looks like a kea, so definitely probably a d**k.
Load More Replies...So how many others turned it upside down to see what the beak actually looked like?
This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo
My Eyes Are Up Here
This website censors words like “c**p” but it’s completely fine for them to have this picture of boobies posted here? Atrocious! /s
Really, No Caption Is Needed Here
My conure attempts to climb up the power cord of my computer like a mountain climber.
I used to rent a room from a woman who had cockatiels. Those blooming birbs will chew on anything!
Both Seats Are Occupied
The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers
Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!
Looks like an eastern bluebird. I found one in the stove and it didn't make it... was so sad :(
I accidentally hit one and it stuck to the front of my car. It fell off when I got home - I didn't even realize it was there. I thought I might have to put it out of its misery but when I came back out it had flown away. It's the first bluebird I've ever even seen in person! I felt SO awful. Glad it recovered though!
Load More Replies...I Think This Belongs Here
❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️
I always thought that cardinals and blue jays are very pretty birds.
Mr. Cardinal is pissed because Blue Jays are total sows who eat ALL the food!
Come At Me Bro!
neither you should carve a hole into and live there
Load More Replies...They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window
Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying
If they throw away a nest with eggs, they are way more of a jerk than any bird.
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When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans
I don't think your sorry, Mr Loverboy of Cheez-its. (And yes, it was purposeful)
Load More Replies..." I'll be taking this pretty yellow thingy here. You can have it back if you feed me! "
You're = you are. As a non English native speaker I don't know what's so difficult cult to understand this for some.
Because some may have dyslexia or it is simply their third or fourth language. One can never master all languages perfectly. And since this platform is not about criticism of each other's grammar, I'd say : why be grammar police ? ( even came across a grammar nazi here - that's what they called themselves...) And it takes away the fun of the post - sneaky little bird - lol
Load More Replies...These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren
the last joint of the wing is twisted with the wing feathers pointing out laterally, instead of lying against the body, primarily affects aquatic birds.
Load More Replies...Matthew Grey Goose Gubler is hilarious! Matthew Grey-Gubler is an actor from Criminal Minds.
Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop
Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap
Dickhead
Ha ha ha ha ha! Wasn't that post just yesterday?
Load More Replies...Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta
I've seen pigeons in Euston Station and Sainsbury's! If the door hasn't got a handle, they can come in
Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House
European blackbird. Quite friendly. They hang around when you're gardening in the hope of eating any grubs you dig up.
I love them!! I feed them in winter by mixing oatmeal with oil (very fattening to get them through the winter). They are also AMAZING singers.
Load More Replies...He Probably Is
It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms
you should see my hen everytime I open my mouth, she will peck on my teeth.
Load More Replies...Just Want To Scroll In Peace
Bird sez, "This thing must be important to hooman, so I'll position my tail over it. They don't call me the Pooped Patrol for nothin'. Heh heh heh."
As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave
Muscovy ducks: https://fortmyers.floridaweekly.com/articles/misunderstood-mistreated-maligned-muscovy-2/
These dino ducks hiss instead of quack. They were brought to Florida by the Spanish to raise as a delicacy…that didn’t quite go to plan and now they adorably harass everyone and get into the trash
Betrayal
I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph
Rainbow Photobomber
This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality
This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim
We have a huge one of these that lives in the woods behind our house. He likes to chase the rest of the small birds away from the feeder in our yard and try to eat from it. Except he's so big he has to hang upside down off of it and then do a sit-up to reach the feed. He'll stay that way for quite a while too. I guess he's working on his six-pack. :) It's cool to hear him pecking in the woods though - he's quite loud.
Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest
Honeyguides are birds with parasitic breeding behavior. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. The honeyguide babies kill the real babies/eggs and are raised by the unsuspecting owners of the nest
Load More Replies...Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!
Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing
As long as he's not drawing a pentagram in that circle, we should be all right.
Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day
You've got to learn to stand up for yourself. Get out of that car and show them who's boss!
I’d pay to see someone attempting to show a goose who was boss. I’ve seen it tried before, and it has never gone well :D
Load More Replies...He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered
Great Deal
Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron
Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster
Parrot Broke My Screen Today
I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum
Business idea: "Where is Waldo?" but with birds behaving badly. I can't be the only one who would buy this
These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms
Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background
That squirrel looks like it needs kisses. Who's going to volunteer? 💋🐿️
The Sign Did Nothing
You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here
The Bowery King called. There is a package that Camaro is transporting to the East Dock at 1900 hours. We need you two to keep an eye on the convoy.
This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship
Looks like an ancient Japanese painting. (If you ignore the wicker seat)
No Birdy Dont Do It
Grenade pins are very hard to take out. Most birds prob wouldn't be able to do it themselves
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That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea
This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me
Get Off Me
This Little Asshole
Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?
You can start fires with a remote nowadays? Boy am i behind the times.
Dude I Need That
Reddit Meet Macca
They love to sit on glasses, ours was the same way with my dad. Lovely colours :)
Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data
We Don't Own A Bird
My house, not my bird. It's somebody's pet, not the colouring of a wild budgie.
Yeah that is the colour of a wild budgie. Yellow head, green body is pretty much the most common colours. Used to see flocks of hundreds of them out i n western Queensland. Not sure whether they're still as common.
Load More Replies...Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean
A full post only about birds. Heaven. I love them more than any other animal
If I had a beak like a parrot, I would probably also not be able to resist biting things.
My mom's parrot (blue fronted Amazon) stole a chicken leg bone from my plate before I could even move to take it from her she snapped it in half with one bite like it was a toothpick! She has bitten off chunks of molding around doors and you never wear shirts with buttons around this bird, she shatters them into pieces while they're still on your shirt if you don't stop her. Try and stop her she bites your fingers!
Load More Replies...More than half of the birds here are parrots. It's great to see parrots getting the recognition they deserve.
People who say that cats are mischievous and “evil incarnated” have never owned a bird. Most bird owners will agree that owning a bird is absolutely amazing and wonder to (I am in this camp) and while they can act like loving, feathered, flying puppies they can also act like highly intelligent super villains and destructors of worlds. My bird has laughed at me after I told him not to attack water bottles. I do love my naughty, adorable, loving, mischievous parrot 🦜
Hah! I love your bird already. If I tell mine not to eat random c**p from the window sill he will get right into my face and tell me to shut up. Literally fly right over and repeatedly say shut up if I dare tell him not to do something that's bad for him
Load More Replies...once me and my sister got home from school and there was a little yellow bird in the fireplace just hopping around, it had gotten in from the chimney i guess. we just unscrewed the glass panel thing and opened the door and it flew out but i think about that bird a lot
i went to a bird park wearing earrings (shiny gold studs, big mistake...) and one of these little guys pinched it right off my ear! he didn't eat it, fortunately for both of us, but come on man! i laugh about it now but i was so mad
By the way, don't imitate a birds call during mating season unless you are willing to fight it to the death. I managed to imitate one of them while I was eating my lunch in the park. Evidently I engaged it in combat and it attacked me until I fled the territory making it the winner. It was 3 months before I was allowed to go back to that park without birds attacking me.
Shhhh, they lurk in the shadows waiting to censor words like d**k and w***y. Just last week they censored die, urine, and cartoon blood in a cute little web-comic.
Load More Replies...A full post only about birds. Heaven. I love them more than any other animal
If I had a beak like a parrot, I would probably also not be able to resist biting things.
My mom's parrot (blue fronted Amazon) stole a chicken leg bone from my plate before I could even move to take it from her she snapped it in half with one bite like it was a toothpick! She has bitten off chunks of molding around doors and you never wear shirts with buttons around this bird, she shatters them into pieces while they're still on your shirt if you don't stop her. Try and stop her she bites your fingers!
Load More Replies...More than half of the birds here are parrots. It's great to see parrots getting the recognition they deserve.
People who say that cats are mischievous and “evil incarnated” have never owned a bird. Most bird owners will agree that owning a bird is absolutely amazing and wonder to (I am in this camp) and while they can act like loving, feathered, flying puppies they can also act like highly intelligent super villains and destructors of worlds. My bird has laughed at me after I told him not to attack water bottles. I do love my naughty, adorable, loving, mischievous parrot 🦜
Hah! I love your bird already. If I tell mine not to eat random c**p from the window sill he will get right into my face and tell me to shut up. Literally fly right over and repeatedly say shut up if I dare tell him not to do something that's bad for him
Load More Replies...once me and my sister got home from school and there was a little yellow bird in the fireplace just hopping around, it had gotten in from the chimney i guess. we just unscrewed the glass panel thing and opened the door and it flew out but i think about that bird a lot
i went to a bird park wearing earrings (shiny gold studs, big mistake...) and one of these little guys pinched it right off my ear! he didn't eat it, fortunately for both of us, but come on man! i laugh about it now but i was so mad
By the way, don't imitate a birds call during mating season unless you are willing to fight it to the death. I managed to imitate one of them while I was eating my lunch in the park. Evidently I engaged it in combat and it attacked me until I fled the territory making it the winner. It was 3 months before I was allowed to go back to that park without birds attacking me.
Shhhh, they lurk in the shadows waiting to censor words like d**k and w***y. Just last week they censored die, urine, and cartoon blood in a cute little web-comic.
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