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If we're unsure about a potential product, its description won't always give all the answers we need to make an informed decision. After all, it was written either by the manufacturers or the sellers, and they might accentuate the positives and omit the negatives in order to make as many sales as possible.

No no, for an accurate picture we need reviews. Honest ones, coming from buyers who have already used the darn thing and know if it does the job. Luckily, people understand this and happily share their experiences with one another. Oftentimes finding the perfect words too.

The aptly titled subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' is the ultimate archive of these little online texts. Continue scrolling to check out the best pieces that its 132K members have gathered recently and for the older gems, fire up our first publication on it.

Also, we contacted one of the subreddit's moderators, u/pzreich, and book writing and publishing coach Lisa Tener, so don't miss the interesting insights they shared. (You'll find them between the images.)

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The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

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Awen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will be finding them for the next 70 years, whereas biologists, archaeologists and animals will be finding them for centuries

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Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

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Allison B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a gamer this made me laugh. My brother lives with ne right now and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same way as OP! Although no shouting or cursing from me. He just texts when he needs to get my attention since I can't hear him when he knocks. 😂

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Currently, the subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' has 7 moderators looking after it, and they have things to do. "Definitely the two most common issues we run into as mods are people trying to use our sub to advertise products and people trying to use the sub to complain or seek help about Amazon, such as with shipping or payment," u/pzreich told Bored Panda.

"The former gets an immediate permanent ban as advertising is against our rules, and the latter's posts are removed, and don’t face any bans. I'm generally sympathetic to anyone who has issues with Amazon since I have absolutely no love for the company, so I sometimes will redirect them to the official Amazon sub to see if they can get help for their issues. Generally, the commenters behave themselves which is nice!"

However, these few details aside, u/pzreich said that "modding this sub has been a breeze and given me many laughs over the past few years. It’s nice to see the creativity of strangers, products I didn’t know existed, and the collaborative efforts of the sub members to bring it all together."

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I Should Try It

I Should Try It

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#4

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

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A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

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Lately, u/pzreich has been wondering a lot why product reviews make such good writing prompts. "I think it boils down to a few factors. Product reviews, despite the fact that there's often a name or username attached, tend to feel rather anonymous, and people may feel a freedom to express their thoughts in a creative way, and to bring smiles to the faces of readers."

"People read reviews to get the honest thoughts of others, and may find themselves chuckling at especially imaginative feedback. Sometimes the situations you end up in while using a product are inherently funny, and sometimes the humor or interest comes out of the reviewer not understanding the product or getting mad at a specific element. Overall, there’s a very wide subject matter and an endless amount of people writing them, which leaves a wide range of potential reviews," the moderator explained.

#6

Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

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Reality Check

Reality Check

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a small knee heating pad. Or I did until my cat discovered it after I left it on while cooking. It's now his personal heat mat. He actually growls if I try to use it! 😆

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She's Special

She's Special

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Olivia Lisbon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s not struggling to understand it, OP is! She’s clearly playing hide and seek and waiting patiently for them to figure it out.

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Lisa Tener is a leading authority in book proposal development and her clients have signed 5- and 6-figure book deals with HarperCollins, Random House, Yale University Press, Johns Hopkins University Press, HCI and other major publishers, as well as being self-published.

She agrees with u/pzreich, saying that, "Product reviews are an excellent way to practice writing because they help you a) think about your own experience and how you can bring it to life b) provide specific examples c) write for a particular reader/audience."

"In addition, if you can make a product review entertaining and engaging, it will help you with all your writing. For example, challenge yourself to come up with engaging headlines by using alliteration (words starting with the same letter or sound), humor, or a quirky detail. If you can write engaging headlines on your product reviews, you can do the same for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or even a book!" Tener added.

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Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

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Someone Made A Mistake

Someone Made A Mistake

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"There are a number of things you can do to express your thoughts more clearly through text," the author of The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day told Bored Panda.

"Be clear about what your goals are. After writing the first draft, ask yourself whether your writing will likely produce the results you were going for."

"Focus on your target audience or readership. Who will be reading this review, article, email, text, or other writing? What are their goals? Their pain points? How can you help them? What language and examples will resonate for them?"

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Workwear Crocs

Workwear Crocs

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M Kawai
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They truly are ugly, glad I don't have to wear them

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BoredPandaSucks
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes they are uglier than money butt, however every time I wear mine in public, I know someone is judging me first by my bad foot fashion sense and not my goofy lookin' face. I consider this a win!

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Buren
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I don't care that they are ugly they never hurt my feet

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work in a restaurant kitchen. Nobody had the time (or the inclination) to look at anybody's shoes.

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Marilyn Russell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look, when you get to be over 50, you won’t care if shoes are ugly if your feet don’t hurt. And I used to wear cute high heels back in the days of my youth.

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Tom Nagel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must agree, best kitchen show there is, but I never in my life had athletes foot until wearing these humidifiers 12 hours a day.

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Maledicta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never had comfier shoes in my life. I wore them all day when I was staying at the hospital for 3 months, and now I wear them at home. Most of the time without the strap, except when I'm going down the stairs to check the mail.

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AnotherAtheist
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have made holes with scalpel on the sides where they are supposed to be and now they breathe fine.

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Thomas Ewing
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Practicality beats aesthetics. Would be nice if they breathed, but not if it lets in floor slime!

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Annie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a pair (also in culinary service), and they RUINED my feet. My plantar fasciitis came back with a vengeance, and the ball of my right foot caused so much pain that my walking gait has changed significantly. And this is *after* I upgraded to Crocs.

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Jennifer Potter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, that happened to me with the work clogs - my Mom got me a new pair that was 1/2 a size too small, and I figured I'd at least try them out for the day to see if they could work - somehow managed to tear part of my back (yes I said tear) when I was stretching up to load a shelf because my toes werent supporting my body weight correctly :( :( :( :(

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Lindy Mac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you buy Croc when you become a tycoom and redesign the outside so people will be pleased to wear these shoes. Can you drill some holes on the side , just above the sole-line to allow air to circulate?

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want comfort AND style together, you have to pay a lot more.

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Verona Bingham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's the Only thing you have to complain about with School, Work, Home etc and you're complaining about a pair of shoes then you're definitely ahead of the game. When you experience True hardship you may appreciate what you do have and not BC something is not a fashion statement. Boo Hoo!

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okpkpkp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mine are olive drab in color. I may get black next time.

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MH3
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't breathe! I'll never buy them, don't want my little piggies to suffocate. Oh wait - looks like you could punch or drill holes in the indentations on the sides. Minor modification but they are still ugly.

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Gray Auld
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have used these when I was a dog bather and can 100% confirm the accuracy of this review lol

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Kyra DarkStar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks a lot like Crocs. Crocs are ugly...I don't care. I spend zero time staring at my shoes, so the fact they're ugly is not my problem. The are the only shoes I've found that are non-slip on any kind of wet surface. That means I can mop my tile floors without busting my a$$.

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Vicki Perizzolo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

comfortable shoes that help your feet, knees or back are worth their price in gold.... just don't look down and put cute stickers on them

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Petra Biedermann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ugly wouldn't worry me but not breathable....in a hot kitchen...nope

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Merilyn Horton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear mine continuously because of osteoarthritis of my poor sore feet. My boss looked sideways at my feet and i said “ no crocs, no workee”

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Robsaint
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crocs in general really make your feet wear buckets. Mine also give me blisters on my big toes. They’re comfortable but, your feet really can’t breathe. Even with the holes

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Michael A. Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So hilariously (and brutally) honest! Sounds like a kid being forced to dress up for school photos 🤣

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Herefortheparty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sensing that you don't understand how the one to five star rating works.

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Maria JukeJax
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I walk past a Croc display, my feet curl up, I swear they're saying "Don't EVEN think about it!"

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elcee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ha ha I just gavey dad s**t. for his crocks. for the tasteless and men who's women have secretly now marked them as "taken"

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CHRIS DOMRES
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone has a solution for how these rubber Crocs make feet sweat and stink let us all know!

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Scarlet Johnson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought these, willingly. They killed my feet and back. I ended up with a torn tendon because they suck that bad I ended up rolling my ankle. well, and I'm clumsy. clumsy and these don't go well.

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Monica Leigh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sketcher mules are about the only thing I wear because they don't make my feet sore.

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Sarah Summers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The CROCS Bistro. The best and worst kitchen shoe on the market.

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Kelly Shields
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wore these exact shoes for my summer job and I agree fully with this review

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New Everywhere
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear this one ugly pair of shoes to work sometimes. The fashion forward part of me hates it, the 30+ me with comfortable feet slaps the ish outta that fashionable idiot every time.

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Angel Titties

Angel Titties

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this bra!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE. My boo bees need to be held up on cloud pillows!!!

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To make our sentences more colorful, Tener suggests asking ourselves how can we bring our writing to life for our readers by providing examples and stories.

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"Metaphors can often make writing vivid. And employing various senses (smell, taste, sound, touch, and visuals) will also make your writing vivid," she said.

"The more specific you can be, the more it illustrates your points and engages your readers."

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Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

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This Review For A Book About Demons

This Review For A Book About Demons

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And it's not like you have to sacrifice form if you want cohesive content. "Illustrative writing actually increases clarity when done correctly," Tener added.

"If you're not sure your writing is clear, ask a person in the target audience to read your writing and to let you know where they get bored or confused."

#22

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

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Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

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Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

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To challenge yourself beyond routine product reviews, emails, and work reports, Tener suggests, "making lists and then using a prompt for an item on the list."

"For example, list ten things you love about your phone. Then pick one and write about it in a humorous or playful way," she explained."

Her most recent book, The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day, is a great resource for these kinds of prompts as well as other creative, playful, and engaging tasks.

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Baked Bread & Had Sex

Baked Bread & Had Sex

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sourdough looks harder than it is, if you’re tryna impress I would recommend

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What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

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