People Are Pointing Out How Hilariously Different High School Teachers And College Professors Are (30 Pics)
Since children are not always able to focus on learning, school teachers must be vigilant monitors of their behavior. Teachers are not only giving kids information, they're preparing them for further education and life in general. That requires an array of carrot and stick measures that make teachers the governors of student behavior.
But that's generally not part of a college professor's responsibilities. They explicate scientific concepts and findings and discuss their relevance. Nothing that makes them quasi-parents of the students, who are now expected to act like (young) adults.
These differences really manifest themselves. So much so that first-year college students are turning to social media to celebrate the fact that they no longer need so many disciplinarians in their lives. Which is nothing I'm against. Their posts are quite entertaining and highlight that school and college -- even though they're separated by only one summer -- are like two different worlds.
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lol im glad some teachers have a sense of humour and arent miserable grumps
Meanwhile, in Korea, we would sometimes use the internet on our phones to interact with the lectures, openly, constructively and without taboos.
Meanwhile, in the UK, I would text in mine, make a video game, or eat in my lectures/tutorials and share my food with the professors.
Adam Cook was one of the people who shared a picture of a conversation he had with his college professor that probably couldn't happen with a high school teacher.
It happened a couple of years ago. He turned in an essay on a movie called The Emperor's New Groove but later learned that it was actually a production called The Emperor of Time that he had to analyze. To his surprise, however, Adam got a C. The professor said they just couldn't fail him because his work "was kinda good".
"My mixup back in 2017 would have been worse if my paper didn't include the analysis but luckily my work was everything they expected in the paper about the Emperor of Time, just a different movie," Adam told Bored Panda. Looking back at his tweet about the experience, Adam said he has two regrets: 1) He wishes he would have immediately put a link to a charity (about 20 million people saw it and Adam said if even two people had donated, it would have been worth it) and 2) he also wishes there was a disclaimer that reminded people of the character limits of tweets.
High school teachers do it anyways lmao my art teacher had a whole Obama shrine in her room
I don't recall any of my college profs express political beliefs. But my high school American History teacher spent most of his time sharing his beliefs about everything (including but not limited to politics).
It is one hundred percent unprofessional. All political discussions are promptly shut down where I work. There are certain things that are absolutely acceptable to do when not working, talking politics is one. You just don't know what political topic will trigger a coworker, and it is common courtesy to not assume that everyone around believes the same way as you, and that everyone around you wants to hear your opinion on hot issues.
Not sure why you got downvoted. You're absolutely right. We're all about making sure nobody feels excluded or uncomfortable where I work, but nobody thinks anything about expressing their political views in the office. That makes me feel uncomfortable.
Load More Replies...I had a history teacher in 12th grade that always would State his political beliefs.
ok, why does everyone hate trump? He's not perfect, but what president is? And he's better than Obama or Hilliary
For him, the transition from high school to college was fairly easy in terms of academics. "Yes, the course work is more in-depth and rigorous," he said. "However, you don't have the endless busy work that is given in high school to fill up the class time. Basically, there is far less 'hand holding' by the school. In college, it's up to you to find time to study and learn what you need to learn which works great for me personally."
He said probably the biggest difference between teachers and professors is that professors generally just want the final work to be good or the exam to be good, as compared to teachers who care if you are in the class, look attentive, randomly calling on you, etc.
Keith M. Parsons, professor of philosophy at University of Houston-Clear Lake, wrote a wonderful piece for Huff Post, saying that a person's success in higher education depends a lot on whether they understand these differences.
"I am your professor, not your teacher. There is a difference," Parsons wrote. "Up to now, your instruction has been in the hands of teachers, and a teacher’s job is to make sure that you learn. Teachers are evaluated on the basis of learning outcomes, generally as measured by standardized tests. If you don’t learn, then your teacher is blamed. However, things are very different for a university professor. It is no part of my job to make you learn. At university, learning is your job—and yours alone. My job is to lead you to the fountain of knowledge. Whether you drink deeply or only gargle is entirely up to you."
Idk if it’s just me, but @jamie1707 had their comment hidden even with seven upvotes and i was not granted the option to reply directly to their comment.
Don't kids read what their assignment is before they write? Or check it out if they were absent??
The professor highlighted that high school teachers are held responsible if their students fail, and expected to show that they tried hard to avoid that dreaded result. He and his colleagues, on the other hand, are not held responsible for their students' failures. "On the contrary, I get paid the same whether you get an 'F' or an 'A.' My dean will not call me in and ask how many conferences I had with your parents about your progress. Indeed, since you are now an adult, providing such information to your parents would be an illegal breach of privacy. Neither will I have to document how often I offered you tutoring or extra credit assignments." Parsons said he has no obligation whatsoever to make sure that his students pass or make any particular grade at all.
I don't like "pinky swear", I prefer to call it by its UK name "pinky promise". Much more delectable.
He also reminded everyone that universities are ancient and tend to do things the old-fashioned way. "In high school, your education was basically a test-preparation service. Your teachers were not allowed to teach, but were required to focus on preparing you for those all-important standardized tests," he explained. "Though it galls ideologues, we university professors still enjoy a large degree of academic freedom. That means that the content and format of your courses is still mostly under your professor’s control, and the format will probably include a good bit of lecture, some discussion, and little or no test preparation."
Comparing Parsons' thoughts to these posts, it seems that he's on the same page as the students. Maybe they have conspired together, maybe they're onto something. What do you think? Tell us in the comments.
I'm getting "Ready Player One" vibes. If only it was the Star Trek photon torpedo coffin.
Looks like one of my old English professors. It was the 90s so he's probably retired now but I could totally see Dr. Z doing something like this
My professor canceled class because he stayed up to watch the Super Bowl and didn't want to wake up for an 8:30 AM course and ruin his mood... To top it off, he only wears Star Wars shirts and is our advisor for the Department of Physics - Astronomy Specialization...
I wish people would pay attention and stay home when they are sick!!!!!! I'm so tired of people bringing me their cooties! Now that we have COVID-19 floating around everywhere maybe folks will stay home when they are sick!
Load More Replies...This was from Sept 2019...if it were today...this may be...rather realistic :(
Actually it PROBABLY is. It said Spring 2019 in the email, isn't that usually January?
Load More Replies...Sabrina sounds like a complete and utter moron. And not even for starting her paper like that, but her half-literate attempt at an apology. The real world is gonna be rough on her.
I see. Thanks, I was genuinely wondering which part of what she said people were upset about, not trying to be snarky or anything :)
Load More Replies...Why did Sabrina really do? Professor thought it was funny...It could be perceived as friendly silly banter
Do your silly banters with your friends not with people responsible of your future and career.
Load More Replies...Yes...but can sometimes be the difference between teaching adults who are expected to act as such....and young adults who want to act like brats....not everyone is responsible in high school, some people need rules and discipline....
As someone who moved from teaching secondary to post-secondary, I concur...
Load More Replies...I don't know where that guy live, but in France, the exams to be a high school teacher are far from easy and even after they get it, they have one year of a Kind of internship before they can be fully teachers. People being so condescending toward teachers may be a good reason for them to ask for respect.
i think college teahers are more laid back because theyre teaching 18-22 yr olds and can respect them like adults whereas when theyre teaching younger kids theyre an adult to a child and therefore demand respect
uh-oh, everyone...the pug is grumbling....watch out
Load More Replies...Hey, if your school teachers didn't teach you how to respect, you wouldn't be in college in the first place. I think we all grow our foundation in school and teachers need to be tough for us to be ready for all that's coming after school. It prepares our brain.
In HS one of my teachers (who had a masters degree) allowed us to call her by her first name, but only off school grounds (field trips)
Hi, I'm Mike. Don't drop me. I won't drop you...even if you stop showing up.
Hi. I'm Mike. I'm an alcoholic. Oh, sorry, That's Thursday's meeting. OK. Hi. Welcome to Constitutional Law 271. BTW, I'm the only one on campus who teaches this class.
Load More Replies...Mashed potatoes and hungover professor. That's not how they sell it on the brochures
I went to a Catholic university (because of a scholarship, not because I am religious) and one of our profs. was a nun with a PhD. She started off the semester by explaining to us that her vows included one of denouncing worldly goods and another of poverty which meant that she was working for free. She then proceeded to tell us all how she smoked Marlboro menthols "if we cared." So yeah, a pack a week ($1.25 per pack back then) got you bonus points.
I had a professor who would say "let's leave early and I'll meet you at the liquor store"!! Best computer class ever!!
I don't know the food thing happened in high school too I remember one kid straight up eating an entire trader joes mini chocolate cake in English class lol
Depends on the professor. I had a few, for whom deadlines were (and I quote) "sacrosanct", which meant turning in your work just half a minute late resulted in an F grade.
Yup, I had one who stood by the intray watching the clock and would prevent you handing it in the second the hour struck. Even if you had been queing to hand it in!
Load More Replies...If I were teaching at that level, I would handle deadlines in a manner that reflects the real world the student will face when they graduate, mirroring deadlines such as paying rent, credit cards or taxes. You get a few extra credit points for turning in early, level grade for on time, then unlimited penalty points that increase and accumulate for each day late.
My boss put me on an airplane because we missed the FedEx pickup time... They flew me and had a car take me from the airport to make sure that proposal was delivered on time!
Load More Replies...My chem instructors never played any of those games. You either did or didn't. Period.
A friend's daughter passed away just before a major paper was due. He had to beg to turn it in late. It seemed the prof didn't think attending daughter's funeral was a good enough excuse. He had to get help from administration.
I was stuck in a biizzard and couldn't make it to class. I turned around (after 1.5 hours on the highway) and went home, and emailed the prof the assignment that was due that night in class. She gave me an 'F' because she hadn't gotten it 'in class'. Had to take her class over.
There is also a generational difference. I received my BA in the 90's. Extensions were granted *only* per individual and in actual extenuating circumstances. I received my MA in 2018. I went to class with folks who just graduated. There were several times when an extension was granted because the class consensus was that people were stressed. It as such a pain in the a*s because I just ended up procrastinating that much longer
I came down here to comment just that. :) Definitely Lil'' Al.
Load More Replies...The Great Gatsby: Horrible, spoilt rich kids cheat on each other and drink too much and drive. Poor people try to follow their example and get killed. The poshies get killed, apart from ice-cold empty-headed blonde and her dull boyfriend. Gatsby watches it all and goes back inside his lonely mansion. The end.
Not sure about that. I had some of the high school teachers who were clear and explicit about their political views.
This could potentially be useful. Children are often exposed to only a single side of things at home, and a contrary point of view from an instructor may broaden their horizons.
Load More Replies...When Trump was elected, my grad school professor gave us all a "mental health day"
Sorry, but political views have no place in the educational system. Politics are highly divisive & personal - it's up to YOU to make your own decisions in that arena.
:'D I remember one of my history professors _hated_ Woodrow Wilson and continually dragged the s**t out of him. She was a great professor so i actually loved that class.
It's called truth...and mine may not be yours. (Next time, pay attention in philosophy class before you complain about PoliSci.)
What I tended to see was kids raised on one monolithic tunnel view, come to college, and are actually exposed to other perspectives, including a non-whitewashed view of history, as part of education about the world being a complex place with multiple perspectives. When you grow up being told your way is the only way, you tend to take, "okay, have you considered looking at it from this side as well?" as an insulting attack.
And there isn't even a traffic jam. lol He just doesn't want to go teach today.
Because the high school teachers were talking about THEIR professors. Times have changed.
I remember a professor telling me that we can have the textbooks in PDF, but we should DEFINITELY NOT download it from piratebay since it's illegal and does anyone else have any other sites to recommend that you should not download from?
I guess it's better to be overly well behaved than to still be acting like dumb teenagers
I disagree. As a student, we loved our fun profs and they knew how to get information across to us in a way that we could relate to. While with the strict profs, were generally hated/disliked. Students didn't want to stick around after class to ask questions. They weren't willing to raise their hands in class. I do absolutely think that their ability to teach should be measured. And they should only be judged for their student's marks. (One year two chemistry profs had a competition between the fun applied prof and the stern academic prof. We the applied won by a landslide :))
Load More Replies...I Illegally downloaded this textbook! Lol, I had that kind of teacher!
My students in HS was astounded when I let them go 5 minutes early - but the times when I asked them to give me 5 minutes more of recess, they never complained. Give some, get some!
Load More Replies...My teacher would say that there was a minute left of class and that we had to stay, but then we would proceed to sit quiet at our desks until we where let out like 10min late
And then there are the professors that talk way to much about unrelated topics. Result: "there are bout 20 slides left of today's ppt presentation, we will do the remaining slides next lecture."
I really loved my professor: I played football and I’m teaching art now...I don’t do homework...and we get out an hour early every time XD
You can't send out a message like that without sharing said dumb story.
TELL ME THE STORY I NEEEEEEEEED TO KNOW IT HAD BETTER INVOLVE EVIL LEGOS
i was already going to go for the kid eating mashed potatoes and to see who can eat more, but now im more interested in the milkduds
Load More Replies...Must have been the day after Halloween. I think that's the only time anyone would buy large amounts of Milk Duds
They're a kind of candy. A little squished ball of caramel coated in milk chocolate
Load More Replies..."Straight up not having a good time" Hahahaha that is Victoria and COVD rn
A bit off topic, but damn, I miss the karaoke.... Been in abstinence since the pandemic started....
Man, do I ever hear you. I took up indoor rock climbing a few years ago and I miss it BAD.
Load More Replies...Isn't he one of the Marx brothers? Harpo, Zeppo, Groucho, Gummo, Chico, and Karl...
Especially if the university has several buildings and the professors have to travel between them.
Yeah, I had that when I taught. Told the kiddies that I'd be a few min late each class b/c the other class was verrry far away and I had to eat something or keel over - even a yogurt while dashing. They were fine with it - they would come in and get things started for me. Good times.
Load More Replies...There was a post somewhere, maybe on BP. A highschool kids got up when the bell rang and the teacher said that. His reply? "If the bell tells me when I have to be here, it tells me when I can leave."
My high school has multiple buildings on one campus and we students travel to each class. We got those kinda of teachers anyways
"I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. " Added to my list of valid excuses to skip meetings.
Very funny old New Yorker magazine article about the death of a fish - The Passion of the Bluey
Load More Replies...the joke is "I had a Polish goldfish it drowned", spoken on one episode of Dan Rowan & D**k Martin's Laugh in
Seriously had a professor go "Tomorrow come 30 minutes later because it's a Champions League night".
Like high school and lower are like trying to sound like they have no after school life and the Uni/College Profs. be like well no sugar I have a life after school
The second part actually happened to me on my first day of college. Professor had the same name too. Unfortunately 1) it was the FIRST DAY of the semester, so he waited till we got to class to cancel and 2) he didn't have a syllabus ready. He then went on emergency leave for the rest of the semester, and they had get another professor to teach us.
Since you pay for college a message like this would have a complaint quote of 90+ % and prolly 2-5 lawyers involved in Germany. :O
Dose anyone realize that you or your parents are paying these people to teach classes and not duck out because of "Champions League night" or some such c**p.
Migos is a hip-hop group. Ethos, pathos and logos are greek terms used in philosophy (Aristoteles' rhetoric).
Load More Replies...I would have guessed "logos" just because it's a common word and I don’t recognize the other words but pretty sure ethos and pathos have to do w philosophy so if I had to guess the third, logos or migos, I'd assume it was the lesser known more technical sounding one (migos). But I also have never in my life heard of migos until now and if I had I might know better.
There's no such thing as a stupid question. Any question is an effort toward learning
Load More Replies...From a forensics psych class: Which of the following are symptoms of psychopathy? Every choice except Canadian hockey player.
Valid reason. No one is going to pay more on parking fines and towing fees than he earns that day.
I must have gone to the same university as this woman. One of my profs offered extra credit for a macaroni necklace because he was going to play a prank on his wife.
I had a class where we got put into random groups at the start of the year and then every week or so there was some competition to start the class - this was a first year engineering class so it was stuff like making the farthest-flying paper airplane, the highest toothpick tower, etc. Simple, fun, but also instructive. Anyway we did this for bonus points, a full 1% added onto your mark after everything else was calculated. My group was amazing and we won like 12 of them, giving me my one and only 100% in a class.
I guessed at 'orange'. I knew at 'parrot'. I learnt a lesson at 'carrot'.
According to the salmon scientist a.k.a. Tweety the tangerine toddler, you just have to ingest some disinfectant and have some light therapy and you're safe. So drink some Lysol and shove a lightbulb up your @ss.
And it's usually that template with white/yellow text on a dark blue background. Or at least that's what most of my profs used back in the day.
Black text on white background, certain lecturers used minimal images in Uni, others, more images than text.
Load More Replies...my high school teachers are nice, they haven't mentioned anything 'bout college. then again it is the first week and I'm a freshman sooooooo
My first year, I didnt sleep for three days straight due to assignments and exams. I made it to campus on the third day completely gone from reality... mainly because I saw a knight riding a dressed up full sized horse passing me in the parking lot.......... It was a Medieval Festival on campus... I thought I was tripping balls
Depends on whether the assignments were actually important or just those filler tasks that are crammed into every course.
Load More Replies...this post is basically a college brochure for the lazy lmao
Wrong. It's field-dependent. Chicago style only! -Rev Dr M, retired history professor
I remember this nonsense. Not one single time did I ever use MLA in college. APA or Chicago-Manual only.
I've never heard of either. Formatting in terms of typed pages or something else? I've always used Justified.
I listened to this a couple times and hear one of these three things: 1. Vegetable 2. Fetch the ball 3. That´s the ball. What do you guys hear?
Decibels? I found myself wishing I could claim it sounded like testicles. Because that would be an interesting lecture.
Load More Replies...Oh dear, reminds me of one of my political science professors. He was really, really, really passionate - running around the room, dancing, climbing on desks, yelling... He would start the class with a clean dry shirt, and it would be soaking wet by the end. You could never be bored in his class, even if you tried.
I'm unsure what country / countries this is from, but having done 3 Bachelor degrees, across 3 different industries, I have NEVER had university lecturers this relaxed / apathetic....
I know, right? Given how much the students pay for university, the least the professors could do is showing up. Any professor who would treat their class this way in France would lose their tenure. Some joking and being relaxed is ok, but I find most of those actions to be insulting for the student.
Load More Replies...Well.. you are in high school because you have to.. So the teachers will have to be strict or nobody listens.. You are in college because you want to and you pay through the nose to be there.. so.. at your own risk.
Yup. Your prof doesn't care if you show up or not cause it's your money.
Load More Replies...Ah, university. If there is one thing I learned is that almost nobody has their s**t together. We all just pretend.
High school teachers babysit you and make you do all of your work. College professors don't give a s**t what you do because you're supposed to be a damned adult and your work is YOUR responsibility. They are not your buddy. They are not your therapist. You cover the material or you fail.
True! It's actually good in the sense that they're learning what actual life will be like after education. No babysitters - you do your work or you get fired (unless you work for the city of Edmonton).
Load More Replies...Schoolteachers have to corral undisciplined youngsters with hormones and drama and no cost-investment in school. Post-secondary students need to already be self-motivated and will only hurt themselves if they don't participate. Besides, unless there are some good principles established early on regarding deadlines, following instructions, and participation, you might as well start pumping gas instead of going on to uni.
That's because we adjust our behavior according to the person we're addressing. We talk differently to toddlers, to kids, to adults. As we expect them to react accordingly.
Our teachers never threathened with strict college teachers. This is like moms who can’t control their kids threathening with ‘wait till daddy comes home’. It’s pathetic. And our college professors were way more mature and responsible than the ones presented here.
And this just further proves why technical and vocational schools are the way to go. As someone who attended both university & tech school, I can say without question that the lessons learned during my tech training were far more useful than my double major in English and Political Science. But, to each their own.
I received an undergrad degree at in a liberal arts program and worked full-time in the field. I then went to a trade school for 2 weeks, ($1,200) changed fields and doubled my salary.
Load More Replies...Not my experience, four difficult years. I am proud to have survived
I'm unsure what country / countries this is from, but having done 3 Bachelor degrees, across 3 different industries, I have NEVER had university lecturers this relaxed / apathetic....
I know, right? Given how much the students pay for university, the least the professors could do is showing up. Any professor who would treat their class this way in France would lose their tenure. Some joking and being relaxed is ok, but I find most of those actions to be insulting for the student.
Load More Replies...Well.. you are in high school because you have to.. So the teachers will have to be strict or nobody listens.. You are in college because you want to and you pay through the nose to be there.. so.. at your own risk.
Yup. Your prof doesn't care if you show up or not cause it's your money.
Load More Replies...Ah, university. If there is one thing I learned is that almost nobody has their s**t together. We all just pretend.
High school teachers babysit you and make you do all of your work. College professors don't give a s**t what you do because you're supposed to be a damned adult and your work is YOUR responsibility. They are not your buddy. They are not your therapist. You cover the material or you fail.
True! It's actually good in the sense that they're learning what actual life will be like after education. No babysitters - you do your work or you get fired (unless you work for the city of Edmonton).
Load More Replies...Schoolteachers have to corral undisciplined youngsters with hormones and drama and no cost-investment in school. Post-secondary students need to already be self-motivated and will only hurt themselves if they don't participate. Besides, unless there are some good principles established early on regarding deadlines, following instructions, and participation, you might as well start pumping gas instead of going on to uni.
That's because we adjust our behavior according to the person we're addressing. We talk differently to toddlers, to kids, to adults. As we expect them to react accordingly.
Our teachers never threathened with strict college teachers. This is like moms who can’t control their kids threathening with ‘wait till daddy comes home’. It’s pathetic. And our college professors were way more mature and responsible than the ones presented here.
And this just further proves why technical and vocational schools are the way to go. As someone who attended both university & tech school, I can say without question that the lessons learned during my tech training were far more useful than my double major in English and Political Science. But, to each their own.
I received an undergrad degree at in a liberal arts program and worked full-time in the field. I then went to a trade school for 2 weeks, ($1,200) changed fields and doubled my salary.
Load More Replies...Not my experience, four difficult years. I am proud to have survived
