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    #2

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been spied upon all my life. I'm feeling this.

    #3

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very accurate. Mine was the boss of the whole house and everything and everyone in it. He had different growls for every command he gave me I loved his grumpy stinky little one eyed face w all my heart. I miss him

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem to suddenly transform from a tiny little cute ball of snuggly fluff into this vicious ankle-biting monster. Our Henry still has both eyes and I am slightly envious of the owners whose angry little demon only has the one. I assume that being one-eyed must negatively affect a dogs bite targeting system and that can only be a blessing.

    #4

    Get The Cat!

    Get The Cat!

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know who, but if no animal were armed, then he /she is a keeper.

    Ciel Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family lol we took our cat camping 😂

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the girl in the air with her legs up just fly-yeeted the cat

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was photoshopped in. Still pretty funny, though.

    #5

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this is a breaking news. Lift spirits news

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww dogs are the best and kindest animal in. The whole bloody world

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. if I was the officer in charge of juding you, you'd get away scot free.

    #6

    H

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the link ? I want to buy it, the spray anti monster and ghost for kids room as well. Great idea.

    Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to buy a lot for my family. Where can I order this?

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    #7

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

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    Heidi Anoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still enjoy seeing Tardar Sauce.

    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ABCDF-ing hilarious! Thank you for the much needed laugh on a rough night

    #8

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

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    #9

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a good movie.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God isn't very good at protecting his natural assets it seems....

    #10

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

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    #11

    It Could Be Worse I Guess

    It Could Be Worse I Guess

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    #12

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm in this photo and I don't like it".....ha ha

    Tuaine Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Img I am too!! How do we report this??? 🤣

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really doubt that most people in that pile will stay alive for.long..

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahhahaa this made me adublie laugh and now everone is looking at me but it was worth it.

    #13

    You Gotta Believe Me...

    You Gotta Believe Me...

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    #14

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

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    Bodhi Swindle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel it in me the strength for a 2:00 am scream rather than a 5:00 am scream

    psycho pandas panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this.... is to go even further beyond! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

    #15

    Idk Where I Found It

    Idk Where I Found It

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this what happens if you play too many video games??

    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. "No preggos" -I wonder where this is and what's going on there...

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be anything really. Most amusement parks have signs like this for rollercoasters, for instance.

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    #16

    Well... It Could Be Worse

    Well... It Could Be Worse

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    #17

    Ummmm…

    Ummmm…

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the real results of trumps IQ test but he claimed it was rigged

    #18

    The Wonders Of Electricity

    The Wonders Of Electricity

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that might not help you 😆

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering one of them made the first electric chair they'd probably be in to it

    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edison convincing electric chair companies to use AC was just a ploy to make everyone think AC was dangerous, thereby discrediting Tesla

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    #19

    I Got A Life Sentence

    I Got A Life Sentence

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    #20

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

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    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god im not the only weirdo

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayo I do that too! But I have asthma so I can last max 20 seconds-

    #22

    How Would I Do Guys?

    How Would I Do Guys?

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    ShadowLand 🇨🇦
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sorry, I posted in the wrong area. 🤦‍♀️

    That One Weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best movie quote of all time, hands down

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, although diamonds don't come from coal.

    #23

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

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    #24

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

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    #25

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

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    #26

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

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    #27

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

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    John Topper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the eff did you roll up to that had such an assortment of people???

    #28

    Oxymoron Getting Political

    Oxymoron Getting Political

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    #29

    Oops.

    Oops.

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    44f5 Dixit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark.....to people who did not understand it's Indian way of doing black magic

    Jessamyn Zolczynski
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. And here I am thinking it's a junkie or a homeless person (You guys were thinking it too. Don't lie). Thanks for that.

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    #30

    Is It Really Him?

    Is It Really Him?

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He certainly did save us from another four years of a horrible wannabe dictator

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not fair, trump was no relation to taters, he is a dic though

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who will campaign door to door for America, who else will save us but Captain America... the star spangled man with a plaaaaaaaan"

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Yeah, it's him alright. 'Are you gonna lower taxes for the poor, improve working conditions and tax the rich Joe?' - 'No, I don't think I will'.

    #32

    Ouch...

    Ouch...

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!! That was a sweet movie. I mean the costume pairing is clever but I can't support that

    Pink Floydian Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It refers to the movie My Girl. It is a sweet, light hearted movie about a young boy and girl who are sweet on each other until about 90% of the way in when Macauly Caulkin's character dies after being stung to death by a swarm of bees.

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    #33

    It’s Not Fair

    It’s Not Fair

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is true! My hair never grew past my shoulders and now that I'm almost 50 it's down to my waist. Now i want back to my shoulders. I wanted this long hair when I was young! I'm too old for long hair ugh

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine grew long in lockdown. I'm having fun putting it up with various fancy clips. Technically I'm too old for long hair, but I'm also too old to worry about others' ridiculous expectations

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    #34

    Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

    Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are DEFINITELY getting out of jail with this one!

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get out of jail scot free I'm getting you whatever you need to get back on your feet, and if you need an alibi for future crimes, just call me up I'll be there.

    #35

    *insert Words Here Idk*

    *insert Words Here Idk*

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    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truest meme I have ever seen.

    Ciel Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that dsmp is just one long fight with small breaks in between and I’ve never seen hermit craft

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    Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the... What's younger than nursery? Is those Shadowcraft and Crazycraft things

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    #36

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

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    #37

    Ummmmm...

    Ummmmm...

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    Dimitris Jimi Iordanidis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also uses a ton of makeup which instead of making him look nicer he looks worse

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock the make up bc girls get bullied for wearing it and bullied for not wearing it. We can't win no matter what we do and we don't wear it for you men we wear it for ourselves

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    #38

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

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    #39

    Well….

    Well….

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash, Scagsy. This isn’t 9gag, it’s BoredPanda

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    This is the single most annoying thing about 9gag. I hate it with a passion. Simply because it does not entertain. I can get 'boring' and 'repetitive' everywhere else in my life. I don't need it when I'm surfing. So yeah, it's a no from me.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was unnecessarily rude. I don’t even know what 9gag is.

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    #40

    Oh No.

    Oh No.

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    #41

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but I had a weird dream last night. I was talking to this creepy dude (keeping my distance, clearly). I asked if he was an incel, since how he was asking and what he was doing rang true for every description I've heard. He leaned back against his white van, stroked his neckbeard and said "No, I'm what's called an incen. I am a mediator between incels and persons." I replied "So you're an incel translator." "Yep." I then informed him that I didn't quite feel confortable being around him, and he accepted it and waved goodbye. I left hurriedly, then got woken up by my alarm clock.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat Curry and ice cream before going to bed. LOL

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am seriously at risk if there is a puppies and samosa van.

    Kinslee Hager
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it would work on me really well

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats, cats give me more cats now

    #42

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

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    #43

    [insert Funny Title]

    [insert Funny Title]

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    #44

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

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    Cora Fields
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Luigi is for human trafficking?

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the joke is Mario isn't there because Luigi sold him. so yes.

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    #45

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

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    #46

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

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    #48

    Ugh...

    Ugh...

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded of the Aeon Flux intro.

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    #49

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

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    #51

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

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    #53

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! How much ya got?

    #54

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My record is 20 minutes of sleep. (Not counting no sleep at all)

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noooo! sleep nice and early and drink pomegranate tea or I will chloroform you ☺️

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    #55

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that teenager girl that's dating the kardashian ex. She's always raving about him being the greatest love of her life. Meanwhile he's a 40 yr old father of three that's pining for his ex and has a cocaine/alcohol addiction.

    #56

    Idk

    Idk

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    #57

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

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    #58

    Ummmm

    Ummmm

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    #59

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

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    #61

    What Do You Think

    What Do You Think

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    #62

    This!

    This!

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    #63

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

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    #64

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

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    #65

    If You Know, You Knowq

    If You Know, You Knowq

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    #68

    Gonna Get Arrested

    Gonna Get Arrested

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    #71

    Wow

    Wow

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STRANGE PLANET IS SO GOOD I HAVE BOTH THE BOOKS AMD IM WAITING FOR THE THIRD ❤❤❤

    #72

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

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    #73

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

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    #74

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder it was moving. I thought it was possesed

    #75

    Self-Explanatory

    Self-Explanatory

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's captain america vs my dads hallowen constume

    #76

    Dwayne Johnson

    Dwayne Johnson

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    #77

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

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    #79

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

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    #80

    Took Up Ukulele

    Took Up Ukulele

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    #81

    Probably Not 😬

    Probably Not 😬

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    #82

    Aw Sh!t Bros

    Aw Sh!t Bros

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    #83

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #84

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

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    #86

    🖖loki Forever

    🖖loki Forever

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    #87

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS SOON AS I SCROLLED PAST MY SPOTIFY AD SAID ‘WWWWD’ OH MY GOD

    #88

    Chonky

    Chonky

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    #89

    50:50

    50:50

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    #90

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #91

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #92

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #93

    Creepy Joe

    Creepy Joe

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