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#1

More Like For Not Doing It

More Like For Not Doing It

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Miss Frankfurter
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5 years ago

This will help, they said.

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    #2

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've been spied upon all my life. I'm feeling this.

    #3

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is very accurate. Mine was the boss of the whole house and everything and everyone in it. He had different growls for every command he gave me I loved his grumpy stinky little one eyed face w all my heart. I miss him

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    #4

    Get The Cat!

    Get The Cat!

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I dont know who, but if no animal were armed, then he /she is a keeper.

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    #5

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love that this is a breaking news. Lift spirits news

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    #6

    H

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    Shadow Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ordering this asap

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    #7

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

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    Heidi Anoni
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I still enjoy seeing Tardar Sauce.

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    #8

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

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    54
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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    #9

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That would be a good movie.

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    #10

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Freispruch! 😀

    #11

    It Could Be Worse I Guess

    It Could Be Worse I Guess

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It works.

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    #12

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I'm in this photo and I don't like it".....ha ha

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    #13

    You Gotta Believe Me...

    You Gotta Believe Me...

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tenacious D!

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    #14

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I did one push up. I feel strongerrrrrr

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    #15

    Idk Where I Found It

    Idk Where I Found It

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And rightly so.

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    #16

    Well... It Could Be Worse

    Well... It Could Be Worse

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mood af.

    #17

    Ummmm…

    Ummmm…

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LMAO

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    #18

    The Wonders Of Electricity

    The Wonders Of Electricity

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    Delta the hybrid
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    ...What?

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    #19

    I Got A Life Sentence

    I Got A Life Sentence

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    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

    #20

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

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    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    thank god im not the only weirdo

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    #21

    Well This Doesn't Look Good.

    Well This Doesn't Look Good.

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    LittlePrincessBelladona
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    same lol

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    #22

    How Would I Do Guys?

    How Would I Do Guys?

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    ShadowLand 🇨🇦
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sorry, I posted in the wrong area. 🤦‍♀️

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    #23

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

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    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Too true

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    #24

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    …… I feel exposed

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    #25

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

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    ∘ユーザー名∘
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why is this so true?

    #26

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

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    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    hehe i want to be a doctor now

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    #27

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i love this

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    #28

    Oxymoron Getting Political

    Oxymoron Getting Political

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Facts

    #29

    Oops.

    Oops.

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    44f5 Dixit
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dark.....to people who did not understand it's Indian way of doing black magic

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    #30

    Is It Really Him?

    Is It Really Him?

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He certainly did save us from another four years of a horrible wannabe dictator

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    #31

    Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

    Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The dude blinking looks like a teenage version of my uncle.

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    #32

    Ouch...

    Ouch...

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No!!! That was a sweet movie. I mean the costume pairing is clever but I can't support that

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    #33

    It’s Not Fair

    It’s Not Fair

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg this is true! My hair never grew past my shoulders and now that I'm almost 50 it's down to my waist. Now i want back to my shoulders. I wanted this long hair when I was young! I'm too old for long hair ugh

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    #34

    Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

    Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

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    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aww 🥺

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    #35

    *insert Words Here Idk*

    *insert Words Here Idk*

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    K D
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yeah…pretty much

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    #36

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

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    Salam Payne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You are going to hell 😂

    #37

    Ummmmm...

    Ummmmm...

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    Raviel Beaumont D. Clarin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    hey potterheads where are ya

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    #38

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

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    #39

    Well….

    Well….

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Newsflash, Scagsy. This isn’t 9gag, it’s BoredPanda

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    #40

    Oh No.

    Oh No.

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    #41

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Unrelated, but I had a weird dream last night. I was talking to this creepy dude (keeping my distance, clearly). I asked if he was an incel, since how he was asking and what he was doing rang true for every description I've heard. He leaned back against his white van, stroked his neckbeard and said "No, I'm what's called an incen. I am a mediator between incels and persons." I replied "So you're an incel translator." "Yep." I then informed him that I didn't quite feel confortable being around him, and he accepted it and waved goodbye. I left hurriedly, then got woken up by my alarm clock.

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    #42

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

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    Bodhi Swindle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The title is amazing

    #43

    [insert Funny Title]

    [insert Funny Title]

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    #44

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

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    Cora Fields
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So Luigi is for human trafficking?

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    #45

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wanna go to pastaland mommy

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    #46

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

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    Naruto Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Why is this the only one I laugh at

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    #47

    Only Some Get It

    Only Some Get It

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh no I get it

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    #48

    Ugh...

    Ugh...

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Reminded of the Aeon Flux intro.

    #49

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

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    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The Dragonbite Viper lol

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    #50

    .

    .

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Help?

    #51

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I agree so much

    #52

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don't get it can someone explain

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    #53

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love this! How much ya got?

    #54

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My record is 20 minutes of sleep. (Not counting no sleep at all)

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    #55

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Reminds me of that teenager girl that's dating the kardashian ex. She's always raving about him being the greatest love of her life. Meanwhile he's a 40 yr old father of three that's pining for his ex and has a cocaine/alcohol addiction.

    #56

    Idk

    Idk

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    #57

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

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    #58

    Ummmm

    Ummmm

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My dog doesn’t exis-

    #59

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

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    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There's no causality between the first two and the last one. Just sayin'.

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    #60

    Good Old Creepy Joe

    Good Old Creepy Joe

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lmaooooooo

    #61

    What Do You Think

    What Do You Think

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    #62

    This!

    This!

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    #63

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

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    #64

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

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    #65

    If You Know, You Knowq

    If You Know, You Knowq

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    #66

    50/50

    50/50

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh no

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    #67

    Reeeelatable

    Reeeelatable

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think your getting out

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    #68

    Gonna Get Arrested

    Gonna Get Arrested

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    #69

    ……i’m Not Getting Out

    ……i’m Not Getting Out

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol I have that meme

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    #70

    It’s Finger Lickin Good

    It’s Finger Lickin Good

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    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    HOLY S**T

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    #71

    Wow

    Wow

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    STRANGE PLANET IS SO GOOD I HAVE BOTH THE BOOKS AMD IM WAITING FOR THE THIRD ❤❤❤

    #72

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

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    #73

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

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    Nina
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My favorite treat!

    #74

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    no wonder it was moving. I thought it was possesed

    #75

    Self-Explanatory

    Self-Explanatory

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    that's captain america vs my dads hallowen constume

    #76

    Dwayne Johnson

    Dwayne Johnson

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    #77

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

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    Elise Hansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    pfttttttt

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    #78

    Extra-Terrestrial...

    Extra-Terrestrial...

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    Kimberly Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If it looked like that I would love it

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    #79

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

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    #80

    Took Up Ukulele

    Took Up Ukulele

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    #81

    Probably Not 😬

    Probably Not 😬

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    #82

    Aw Sh!t Bros

    Aw Sh!t Bros

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    #83

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #84

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

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    #85

    Made This One Mahself

    Made This One Mahself

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oops

    #86

    🖖loki Forever

    🖖loki Forever

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    #87

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    AS SOON AS I SCROLLED PAST MY SPOTIFY AD SAID ‘WWWWD’ OH MY GOD

    #88

    Chonky

    Chonky

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    #89

    50:50

    50:50

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    #90

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #91

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #92

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #93

    Creepy Joe

    Creepy Joe

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