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Bouche, I am so, so sorry. Can you pick something for your birthday story to be about? It could be a topic, or you could pick a picture on bp and ask me to write about it. Or it could be something else

Awesome!

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a cat named Bouche. Now, Bouche was no ordinary cat, for she was the Cat Queen. Her domain stretched as far as the eye could see (or at least the entire length of the hallway) and her subjects (including but not limited to socks, mousie toys, and a rather nice soft can-opener) attended to her every whim. One day, however, the order in Queen Bouche's court was disrupted by a newcomer. A kitten. Now, this kitten's name was Audi, and he was quite young. He was not yet well versed in the ways in which Queen Bouche ruled over her territory. He would pounce on her beautiful tail and chase her through the halls of her palace. He even took over her position as Punisher and Executioner of Unruly Mousie Toys! Despite her very busy schedule, Bouche decided it would be in her best interest to take this new kitten under her wing and train him in the very best ways to be a cat. (Character limit, but there is more)

(Part 2) Audi's official training as a squire to the Cat Queen was rather slow at first, as he was easily distracted and rather prone to chasing anything that moved, but Queen Bouche was quite proud of her new little brother. They went on many an adventure (some of which may be described in later comments) together through a vast and wild land called Bored Panda, and Bouche introduced Audi to all of her wonderful friends. One of these friends was a Totally Normal Human (who was most definitely not a vampire) who was very happy that she could finally make good on a promise she'd made to Bouche long ago. Bouche was quite happy when the work she put into training her little brother paid off and he began to share the Mousie Toys with her. It was much more fun to terrorize their tiny villages when there were two cats! Bouche was even considering promoting Audi from squire to Prince of Cats! And the two of them lived happily ever after, tended to constantly by their loving soft can-opener!