Here Are 27 Comics I Made About Vikings (Horned Helmets Not Included)

Your comic got a lot of hate, or AC: Valhalla got a lot of hate?

Asking about his wife and kids was just cleverly disguised reconnaissance on the movement of people in and around his house.

Bjorn is getting in touch with his inner Rheintöchter.

Too bad the old man doesn't speak English. He sees this strange whipper-snapper waving strange, illegible runes around and runs him through to protect the family from evil spells. The daughter runs out screaming, realises she's never seen the dead man before, shrugs, and goes back inside. Old man gets to keep the pink helmet!

Yep, totally different!

Everyone knows monks' skulls have the best percussive qualities. It's because of, um, resonance.

Well, Hallfreðr's blood did fertilise the soil and help all those lovely flowers to grow. So that's nice.

Technically, 'alien' simply means a person or thing from a very different place or society, so yes.

The looks on my students' faces when I explain that English months are named after Roman gods but the days of the week are named after Norse gods. Because English is weird. Every year!

Ah, they grow up and start pillaging so fast. Ten years will just fly by!

At least work went well in the dream. It'd really suck to dream about having a leaky ship, trying to pillage a place that had nothing worth pillaging, pulling a muscle while swinging a sword, Bjorn's socks stinking up the camp.

Ooh, that's harsh!

'All dogs go to the heaven of their choosing!'

JUSTICE FOR THE VIKINGS!!

The Vikings are one of the most interesting examples of history being written by the writers, who were not necessarily the victors (though they were usually the same). Another example is the Peloponnesian War, in which the Spartans won but most of the written history that survives was recorded by Athenians, primarily Thucydides.

But if they kill you first, then there's no chance that Alduin will fly down and attack the town, letting you escape in the chaos!

I'm trying to decide if the person in the third panel has made camp in a field of fallen enemies and just gone to sleep among the corpses or if that person is clinging to the wreckage of a sunken ship and is taking a nap in the storm. Such a peaceful expression!

I had to go look up what a Blood Eagle is. There were pictures. I am greatly regretting my breakfast.

But the monks couldn't have that, could they? (In reference to your 'Gay Vikings' comic)

The Ents will not be pleased.

Can I join?

I find it fascinating how often harpists were blind and blind people were harpists. Tjeniaa, Homer, John Parry, Ukrainian kobzars, Turlough O'Carolan, real people and archetypes.

A person's foe is their trash.

What does wood taste like?

So everybody is a villain? Because I think being a villain is just causing pain and suffering. Surprisingly, I'm calm while writing this.

I don't get it.