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The members of LGBTQ+ have to deal with a lot of hate. Whether it's in real life or online, as a group, they're constantly under attack by spiteful people who question their very own existence. So in an attempt to create a safe space for venting, they started a subreddit called "Are the Straights OK?"

Even though the sub is relatively new — its birthday is October 2019 — it already has 329K subscribers, tackling difficult social issues like sexism and homophobia. Here are some of the most-upvoted posts from "Are the Straights OK?"

#1

This Made Me Go Like

This Made Me Go Like

TheTalko Report

Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has literally nothing to do with homophobia.

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I noticed that, too. The name of the link is "harmful-gender-stereotypes". Sounds fine, why did they not use it as a headline?

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Marnie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was never a time when women were not allowed to speak.

Tara Ray
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this homophobic? It’s rude and sexist.

Mazer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reality burn - deserved

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can he miss what he has never known?

Kai Scadden
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the men that didn't?oh yeah they are the actual cowards..why did they survive if they didn't cower in fear

Eric Lafleur
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably meant Real Men, those who never complained about how hard life is.

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    #2

    Breeding Culture Is Creepy As Hell

    Breeding Culture Is Creepy As Hell

    AnnStrahm Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at your bodies, people! Mouth, stomach, & intestines. God created you for the magnificent job of eating food & ignoring all other body systems! What can be more important than this?!?!

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe in gods but definitely eating is one of the best things in life

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that as a sterile woman I have no purpose in life. Well…

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there’s still cooking and cleaning to be done.../s

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    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at your body, random guy on the internet!! God gave you a d**k to show you you are one and for the magnificent job of going and f*****g yourself!! What can be more important than that??

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually a woman, some transformed wife or something.

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, way to totally put down women who don't / can't have biological children. What a nice human

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? For some reason I find it double-creepy when not only do they want women to be baby-making machines but they also idolise the whole process.

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    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lool at your asshole, god put the male g-spot within easy reach there, what can be more important then letting someone poke around in it?

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I look at a woman, I don't normally see ovaries and a womb. That person must have X-ray vision.

    StringbeanON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe "the transformed wife" is still so popular with women, that woman is so brainwashed...

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad God didn't create a part of the body that pays for the upbringing of said life.

    Remi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well with that attitude nobody's gonna put a baby in your belly.

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    Bored Panda contacted the moderators of r/AreTheStraightsOK and one of them was kind enough to answer a few questions about the subreddit and what goes on in it. "The most popular theme across this subreddit is the lack of self-awareness when it comes to certain couples and their toxic relationships," the mod said.

    "It's like that one guy at work who comes in every day complaining about his wife and you constantly ask yourself 'Why are they even still married?!'"

    The mod thinks the community of the subreddit is really great. "We have a bunch of genuine users who share a lot of personal moments as well as laughs and friendly jokes. We do get trolls, and they sometimes are subtle, but for the most part, we really like the community that posts here," they explained.

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    #3

    Props To The Kid Who Filled It Out

    Props To The Kid Who Filled It Out

    RowdyAirplane49 Report

    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! we need to stop assigning a gender to things and actions, its pointless and harmful

    Fencat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I hope you only speak English. Most European languages assign gender to absolutely every noun and most past particles.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf kind of assignment is this?

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the same. It could be a no right/wrong question that is meant for discussing gender issues. It does say share ideas with the class.

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    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's 2021 why is this still an issue. wear what you want unless it has slurs on the front or something. clothing doesn't have gender

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look better in a suit than by boyfriend. He never tried wearing skirts but I'm sure he would rock them! :D

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suits and tuxedos tend to look great on anyone they are tailored to fit, regardless of gender.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a suit won't turn me into a man, and wearing a dress won't turn a man into a woman. Honestly, I always felt bad for men who had to attend a formal event in high summer wearing clothing that covered them from neck to toe, while we women were comfortable in strappy mini-dresses. (This issue reverses somewhat in the dead of winter. It's hard to find formal clothing for women that keeps us warm, but not as hard as finding a suit that keeps you cool.)

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my niece says things like, "that's a boy color, and that's a girl color". And I'm like, there are no such things as boy and girl colors, there is just colors.

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´m a gay man and fully agree anyone can and should wear whatever they want. That said I still feel that guys wearing high heels or dresses are kind of doing it more to make a statement or to seek attention.

    tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That's how it, is, yes. It's not how it should be though.

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    Jus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like men wearing bracelets, men with long hair, earrings etc. Straight men I would gladly marry. I hate it that it's traditional for them to look like soldiers - the look that is so anticlimactic to me.

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that task! It's not about wrong or right answers, it's all about the discussion in the group. That's how we create an open-minded society.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this? I'm curious because this seems (don't come at me, it's just my observation) to be a cultural/regional thing. I don't want to put my age here so I'll just say I'm about due for a midlife crisis as context. I didn't have this growing up. Kids wore what they wanted, played with what they wanted. Per my mom, that was what all the parenting books etc recommended back then and it makes perfect sense to me. Just let your kids be who they are. (PS my parents were conservative Christians

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure someone would ask something like that so I felt the need to clear it up.

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    #4

    Is It Gay To Love Your Son?

    Is It Gay To Love Your Son?

    WardQNormal Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome reply! Bwuahahaha :))))

    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that my father, regardless of being conservative and "old fashioned" always greets my brothers with kisses on the cheek and hugs, even now that they're adults, just because he loves them. I can't understand why fathers are so apprehensive to show their male offsprings some love

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an older generation thing still. "Can't show weakness or noone will respect me"

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often see men in Third World countries holding each other’s hands while they’re walking down the street, or hugging each other, embracing each other!!! I would love to see men of all nations be man enough to do that. Calling each other gay f****t or any other derogatory term is a sign of fear and weakness.

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People sexualize absolutely everything, hm?

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh John, I am so sorry.. Maybe if you were loved you wouldn't be such a jackass

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get them dad hugs, damnit! Hug your brother while you're at it!

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is a beautiful photo! If you want to cringe at a photo check up tRump holding his daughter on his lap. Looks like he's doing her there and then

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why; because it's Biden? I suppose trump saying he'd date his daughter is acceptable?

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only wrong obviously if sexual.

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    Some critics of this subreddit can be heard saying it is simply putting labels on people and pitting them against each other which only widens the gap between the LGBTQ+ and straight cisgender folks but the mod of r/AreTheStraightsOK believes they misunderstand what this subreddit is actually about. 

    "First and foremost, it was created by a straight cis woman, and second, it includes straight people (both cis and trans) within the mod team and the community. Critics seem to be missing the information that's provided right in the sidebar on how this subreddit is not aimed at straight people in particular — it's aimed at bad relationships and sometimes sexist/LGBT+phobic people. Now, if critics fell into one of those areas themselves, I could at least understand why they think it's widening some sort of 'gap.'"

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    #5

    I Am Yet To Invade Poland

    I Am Yet To Invade Poland

    benjaminbutter Report

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why bigots think that a gay character in tv or teaching tolerance will turn kids queer while most media is hetero and hasn’t turned anybody

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most vocal protesters are trying to come up with a reason why they feel the way they do, and don't want to acknowledge that they've always had homosexual urges and it had nothing to do with anyone convincing them to "be that way".

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the objection comes from the relationships being introduced as normal or desirable. This is the only time in history that humans are normalizing null pairing, as in matches that result in no offspring. While homosexuality in all its fantastic variety has existed as long as recorded history and probably longer, those individuals expected to and often did go on to form heterosexual family units to produce children. Hetero relationships have been viewed as the "gold standard" for a millennia and those attitudes are deeply ingrained in societal structures.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. Which brings us to the topic of infertile heterosexual individuals as well. Or heterosexual couples who can't conceive for whatever medical reason. That's also "null pairing", and, thinking of it - it was indeed deemed undesirable by social standards.

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    Henk Loorbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia however has a different history with Poland, and they're banning gay "propaganda", hmmmm.....

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! THIS is fantastic!

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are coming from the same mindset that thinks thorough and comprehensive sex education will make kids have sex more than they already would.

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about how you apply what you've learned. My folks teached me how to conduct myself by example. I've also learned how to inflict harm and worse but I've never used that knowledge. Same thing about respect, no matter who/what/how and in wich color you love. Also same about religion. Manners maketh man.

    Weronika Kasperska
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh in Poland we have 'LGBT+ free zones', like WHOLE DISTRICTS, where the 'LGBT+ ideology' is banned to protect Polish traditional family values - like domestic violence, economic slavery and child abusing. As communities they lost TONS of money from UE funds because of homophobia, but they don’t want to Change mind.

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    #6

    Can They Stop Hating Each Other For Like.. 10 Minutes?

    Can They Stop Hating Each Other For Like.. 10 Minutes?

    beaniebooper Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can cook. I did so since I was 15, because I wanted to. And, really surprising - my balls did not fall off, nor crimpled into some raisin-like remain of theirselves, nor did any other bad happen. Only effect I'm aware of is that I get decent food whenever I want. Uh, how'd that happen, eh? And I'm straight, even that didn't change.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "crimpled into some raisin-like remain of theirselves" OMG I am cackling!!!

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has this anything to do with being lgbt+?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking is a survival skill, don't know how the impression that men who can cook are seen as feminine started.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Gordon Ramsay? Jamie Oliver? Just off the top of my head both of these MEN have sired at least 4 children each, and provide the meals. Their wives have their own careers too - amazing!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, let's get some mascara, cook it up and throw it into this guys face. He'll still be ugly at the inside, but at least it won't be showing through that much anymore.

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you expect your man to eat?” Whatever the hell he wants to cook (or buy if he wanna eat out) it’s not my job to feed a grown ass man who is supposed to be able care for him self.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is not capable of taking care of himself then he should eat the foundation yes! But he should buy his own foundation!!! I'm not wasting mine, it's expensive!

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been cooking since I was 10. My Mom taught me. I'm 63 now and have cooked for family, friends and even professionally. It's amazing what some people think are gender oriented tasks. I wash, cook, clean, sew and iron!

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law can cook very well, but she doesn't enjoy cooking the way my brother does. He's handled the cooking for the family for years, and guess what? His son now loves to cook and impresses his friends at college with the food he makes.

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    #7

    Fellas...is It Gay To Be Able To See?

    Fellas...is It Gay To Be Able To See?

    gamdrewofficial Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. It is totally gay to SEE. What tf is wrong with people?!

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, hearing aids and insulin pomps are also gay? What about pacemakers? I wear glasses my whole life and I'm still straight, am I doing something wrong?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No everyone knows pacemakers are super manly since you can require them after eating too much bacon, the real man food. I'd suggest maybe wiggling your glasses around a bit or pulling them down slightly so the gay energy can enter your body more easily though, it's concerning that you have been wearing them for so long and haven't gotten the gay yet. /s

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and vaccines are ultra gay , don't you dare try to stop yourself dying a terrible death as you'll look gay

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I wear glasses AND get the vaccine, will the two gays cancel each other out and keep me straight or will they combine and make me super gay?

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    Mattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    below room temperature in Celsius degrees

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she sure that's the real reason she doesn't like men wearing glasses, maybe she looks better blurry

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't wear glasses, he'll have to drive straight. Right turns will be hard and left turns nigh impossible.

    Vic 404
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm ever forced to drive without my glasses Purp would be welcome to come along.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop using gay as a swear word or something belittling.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO SEE? I MEAN, YOU'RE LITERALLY SEEING OTHER MEN

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    #8

    The Great American Sitcom

    The Great American Sitcom

    sadkxit Report

    Jim Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is worst than gay tv is the typical sitcom where the father is a lazy sexist who hates his wife. In real life, there are plenty of men who are hard working and loves their wives. Unfortunately this makes for boring TV and are not shown on tv.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, except The Simpsons (okay... not sitcom) and Married with Children, I remember more "dad works and mom works". Malcolm in the Middle, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Family Matters, Home Improvement (arguments could be made about the intelligence ;-) ), King of Queens, The Nanny, Roseanne - I might have missed some since I'm not in the US, but honestly... I only remember "Married... with children" of the dad-hates-mom-and-is-lazy trope.

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only possible problem I have with "the gays" being on shows is they only seem to show the same gay stereotype. Not all gay people are interested in fashion, talk with a lilt, and make snarky and/or condescending remarks at every opportunity.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Yeah. Maybe just fight for more diversity and the rest follows? I don't know. But btw, did you ever watch "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"? Because Val Kilmer's character is certainly not a gay stereotype

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy, sexist and FAT husband. Usually with a shapely wife. If only women ran Hollywood

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homophobes be so f*****g worried that tv turning their kids gay but don’t give a s**t if it’s turning their kids sexist.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they also to depict the wife as emasculating and nagging.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!!! I hate that men and dads are always portrayed as idiotic fat slobs! I have an MBA I worked hard for, have a good job so my wife was able to make a choice if she wanted to stay home; and even though she does, I still changed dippers, cook, do a lot of cleaning and still do guy stuff too like screen in my patio and paint the house.

    GettheOtis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's episode of "Fat/Inept Guy, Hot Wife"

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's wrong if they are gay anyways?

    necessary cephalopod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted to be gay as much as when I watched an episode of the het couple on Everybody Loves Raymond.

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    #9

    A Man's Razor Will Cut A Woman's Skin Clean Off

    A Man's Razor Will Cut A Woman's Skin Clean Off

    burningoleander Report

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever laughed so hard, your cheeks started to hurt because you just couldn't stop? Me right now. XD

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto that. Shampoo for Women gave me a 2m ponytail. It was luxurious, to say the least.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally used the dog shampoo and now my hair is super shiny… But I just took a s**t on my neighbor’s lawn… It made my wife bark!

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... I use a soap advertised for female private parts for my private parts, happening to be male ones. I see a slow transition, something has turned inwards, something else fell off and got flushed away in the shower, and my boobs started looking really sexy just last week...

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL don't give trans women false hopes

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again nothing about sexual preferences here. Just old fashioned sexism.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is hilarious how much sexist people believe in gendering products. I recommend you all the Reddit sub “pointlessly gendered” is really funny

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    Eileen Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats funny, cause I've been stealing my Dads and now my Husband's razors my whole life!!

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife says my razors work better than hers, so I got her one. AND... you pay more for the pink.

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skin works differently?? Um... I am very curious to hear IN WHAT WAY this man thinks women's skin works differently?? Skin keeps inside-stuff in and outside-stuff out... For men AND for women...

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and women cannot ride bicycles because they may injure themselves inappropriately, We shouldn’t be riding on trains because our uteruses will literally fly out of our bodies. History is full of misinformation and misconceptions about a woman’s body. The shocking thing is that so many of them have such staying power you’ve been around for decades, some hundreds of years.

    Sequoia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put on a man's coat today, froze to death. R.I.P. I lived until I wore man's stuff... And then I didn't live.

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    #10

    Better To Be Silent And Assumed A Fool Than To Speak Up And Remove All Doubt

    Better To Be Silent And Assumed A Fool Than To Speak Up And Remove All Doubt

    eneuendo Report

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...with him, he means. He has no idea how enthusiastic they are with others.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm sure he claims that no woman ever faked an orgasm with him

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... not enthusiastically participates in it ... with you. The word "problem" not containing a single u doesn't make it impossible that it's the case, you know...

    Kt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're s**t in bed, without telling me you're s**t in bed 😂😂

    Anne Spoonhour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever wonder "Do you suppose maybe it's just ME?!"

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear, dear brave Brad.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Oh wow.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, poor man. Never had a willing partner? Ugh.

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "women find me repulsive".

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    #11

    This...

    This...

    SAMiCURE Report

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never quite understood the english "girlfriend". Can't boys have normal friends that are girls? The norwegian word for it, "kjæreste", leaves the gender out. It simply means "dearest".

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it gets better, this is a recent development in English. Not even a hundred years ago, "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" just referred to friends who were female or male respectively in most parts of the US. The shift didn't start happening until cinema started becoming prevalent and presenting the idea that these terms should have special meaning reserved only for one's premarital significant other.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That drives me nuts. Like we are teaching them they can't just be friends with the opposite sex. They have to be constantly seeking a "romantic" relationship

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All sex education is appropriate! If we don't teach our children about their bodies, who will?

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it beyond weird when our kids were young. It’s creepy.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always comes up at family get togethers. Some uncle, grandpa, aunt will ask a young kid if they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. It's meant to be funny but it's one of those awkward, uncomfortable attempt at humor. It gives the impression that the kids are old enough to start dating at, like, 6.

    Jim Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam: Who the hell asks a toddler if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Are they morons? Or did they ask if had sny friends?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also teach toddlers that some dude was nailed to a piece of wood two thousand years before they were born because of their sins, even though they’re only 10 years old.

    Andrew Snell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother freaked out when I came out, he said "have you told you niece and nephews. I turned to them and said "I like boys". They said "Ok, can we have toasted sandwiches?"

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    #12

    This Tho

    This Tho

    viking-badger Report

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. More posts spreading the idea that straight people are all sexist bigots. Let’s not turn things into a way. It’s not “us against them” is “all against bigots”

    Fiona Macdougall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. Bit of a #notallstraights. If it doesn't apply to you, we're not talking about you

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    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am straight and do most of the cooking and the housework to help my wife out.

    urszulat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a stunning insight into the division of labour in a household.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it okay to say "Not all straights" ?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it'd make more sense to say "not all of us live in 1940s rural America", because that's basically the social norm that's being called out here...

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    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's totally outdated now since almost all households have both adults working, but the "once in a while jobs" were men's jobs because in the past, men did almost all of the work outside the home, so the daily cleaning, cooking, etc., was for the women.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my household, my husband does most of the daily cooking and cleaning, and he stays home with our son. I go out and work. It's not about gender. It's simply about what works best for YOUR family/home/situation. Period.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as these are jobs on a professional level a woman can't tell a banana from a potroast and will plant a flower roots upwards. Oh how the turntables.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn , ladies need to get a real man who likes to cook and keep a clean home

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men only "help" in da household 😝

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    #13

    That Ratio Tho

    That Ratio Tho

    ParaclipseChan Report

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that god is omnipotent and created queer people (so they are fine) or they didn’t created them so it’s not a god or does not exist. Either way it’s pointless to worship a hateful divinity (like most are)

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or “god” just isn’t really a micromanager and when ‘s/he’ said free will ‘s/he’ meant it?

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    Ashamba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote upvote upvote! Judgemental establishments can all go and burn in whatever version of hell they have imagined.

    rese_nese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a christian, i am ashamed to be affiliated with people like that. i believe god loves all his children. i am gay(pan), and i am proud. my religion has nothing to do with it. i really hope other christians will learn to accept this some day.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If god hates homosexuals, why are they around since the dawn of mankind? Seems like he doesn't have a problem with them, eh?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God hates homosexuals, then why do so many priests suck so much d**k?

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difference here is that being LGBTQ+ is not a choice while being religious is.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some people are very strongly indoctrinated with religion as children, which can make it difficult to see reason...

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    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to say, not all Christians are like this. I am a Christian. And I don't believe that any LGBTQIA+ lifestyle is a sin, or even a "choice". You are what you are. And I love you just that way. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. Leave the judgement to God. Or, if you don't believe, which I also respect, just don't judge. Period. Live and let live. Love and let love.

    JLH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason bless you. :D I'm using that from now on.

    Caty Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im personally a Gay christian/wiccan idk but I feel god says to love everyone as yourself so I feel that this is not a good representative of the faith

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God created us just the way he wanted us to be, so he wanted that person to be stupid and narrow-minded. No big deal.

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on a Facebook page called "why are Christians" and its full of cringy stuff like this.

    Crowley The Snake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll do you one better, Why is Christians? HaHa avengers reference

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    #14

    Jar Go Brrrr

    Jar Go Brrrr

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy that mom is gonna be upset when she finds out that jar opener tools are a thing...

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a small knife. They work just as well...

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two words for her: Jar key A woman NEEDS a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIDN'T KNOW MEN CAN DO OTHER THINGS THAN OPEN JARS 😲

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I've had to explain to people that my wife and I can BOTH change light bulbs, kill spiders and somehow function daily without a man.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't kill spiders. They keep the other bugs under control. If you don't want them in the house, catch them and put them outside.

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    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the jar opener in my family, does that make me a man? 🤔

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. I know this because I am the spider disposal technician in our house, while he goes into another room

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    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the jar upside down and spank it firmly once or twice. Works like a charm. I have arthritis (ex-mechanic) and not doing that means going hungry. Or just jamless.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the jar upside down, put a dull knife between the lid and the glass and make some pressure. It works wonders.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this nifty little jar opener on the bottom of one of my kitchen cabinets. Just stick the top up in it and twist. You can get one for a couple bucks on Amazon. I have found it to be a much more cost effective way to open my jars than needing a "man" around to do it for me.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter of a single mother here. We never needed a man to open jars for us.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am my family's jar opener, and also exclusively female.

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    #15

    Uhh..

    Uhh..

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    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is the 1,200 retweets

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you retweet and add your own commentary? It's possible (hopeful) a proportion of those are also taking the p1ss out of this twerp.

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    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men shouldn’t do bad things to women and children.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women shouldn't say bad words? F**k that.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all I can think of is bad words right now! Oops

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick Fuentes is a well-known white nationalist, anti-Semite, misogynist, and homophobe. Why he thinks anybody with a working brain wants to listen to his hot takes is a mystery for the ages.

    rese_nese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yooo i live in boise. but yes, this is the funniest thing ive seen all day xdddd

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    #16

    Miss My Masculine Ass With That Feminine Hygiene Sh*t

    Miss My Masculine Ass With That Feminine Hygiene Sh*t

    Aris-Totally Report

    Gary's Mind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! Wuss. I learned early not to embarrassed by this. It shows others you are in a relationship woman. Because why would the guy need them? Now, I have a wife and 3 daughters. I have carried arm loads of these out of a store. This is the dumbest s**t to be embarrassed of.

    Danjal Jannik TIndholm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bought female hygiene stuff for female friends when they were having pains and couldn't go to the store themselves. I really don't see the big deal.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Mom (who was an OB/GYN), 2 sisters, married twice and 4 daughters... yeah, tampons and other feminine products are not something I'm shy about buying as I had to raise 4 girls as a single dad for a few years so you kinda get that out of your fool head real quick!

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like being embarrassed about buying condoms! Like, it means you're getting laid! Pass on the bag and just carry the box out, lol!

    Carol Anne Benoit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of my friends/family who have come to Norway to visit get shocked that there are condoms at the check out counter at the grocery stores here, right next to the gum and candy bars. It's so fun to watch their faces. One friend's husband was so weirded out by naked statues in a museum, we made it a point to take him to Frogner Park. I think it was a successful exposure-therapy outing.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a couple years ago I destroyed my leg, It was a mess involving years of surgeries and lots of home nursing and bloody gauze. etc. At home, I went to go throw the bloody gauze in the trash and the nurse said you probably need to put that in the container for human biohazards…I turned to her and asked how come I did not get that container once a month for my used tampons or pads??? She just stared at me with the weirdest look on her face. We are weird people

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's embarrassing about it? Seriously, bleeding happens. Get over it!

    Kt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was speaking to someone about someone having a baby and they didnt know they were pregnant. Them; 'how can women possibly not know, you have things that happen every month and it stops'. Me: '🙄 well some women don't get a regular period-' Them: 'eurgh end of conversation. I don't need to hear that' This was a male in their 50s who had kids...

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what this has to do with homophobia, but, meh, I'll weigh in. I feel like this subject is another worthless male device used to shame women. Menses happens, fucktards, get over it.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lord , imagine if hubby had to BUY THEM , THE HORROR

    Madeleine Christiansen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also hate it when males force females not to talk about their periods. 😤Ugh.

    Chad Kook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is funny men find menstrual hygiene products embarrassing... when I was married I would go in to the store and buy them for my wife myself... Honestly, no one batted an eye... and even if they had... like what I am supposed to be embarrassed that I have a woman in my life?

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    #17

    Lol

    Lol

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't we all in gay relationships with ourselves?

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we aren't we should be. Treating ourselves with the kindness and respect we show to our loved ones would be an amazing standard to hold ourselves to.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly do they mean by "pro-gay propaganda?" Homophobes will simultaneously argue that sexuality is a choice AND that they never chose "straight." But, apparently, they also believe that being exposed to media depicting gay people will, what exactly, make them regret their choice to be straight? Change their minds so they "decide" to be gay? They're quite confused, aren't they?

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a damn good point! It's an obvious one, once you think about it( now why didn't I see that contradiction before?!) Why are people always so scared of things they don't know about/understand? I guess it would make too much sense, to at least try to learn about something first, before automatically thumpin a Bible at it with your eyes and ears closed.."..........

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids movies are often chock-full of adult humor so parents won't feel like offing themselves halfway through it.

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last bit was the best punchline I heard in a long time.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the real problem would be the many uses of the word D**k.

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am baffled by that logic but if the lego movie brainwashes you into being gay then i got news for ya and you aint gonna like it

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    #18

    Logic

    Logic

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to hear the reason....

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BeCaUsE lIbTaRdS aNd F**s LoVe To KiLl aNd InSuLt GoD 1111111

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    Jim Man
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not make any logical sense. Woman+woman =no baby. Man+man =no baby. No pregnancies means no abortions.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but CLEARLY in a gay couple ONE is secretly a WOMAN and the other is a MAN /s

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've always found that gay men get very few abortions. In fact, I've never heard of any of them having one.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a little stageplay where a gay guy played a girl who got an abortion some years back ... not sure if this counts, the same guy had played a fire spitting dragon the year after, and so far, no knight has shown up to behead him in reality, nor has he a basement jail to keep a princess in ... but then, again, his basement is such a mess ...

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who's been to an "abstinence only" sex education class, and knows nothing about human biology!

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've searched far and wide but there is no part of me that can compute this. Even the dumb bit that enjoys blowing bubbles through a drinks straw isn't stupid enough. I give up.

    Phica Afton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abortions aren't murder... it's just canceling your pre-order.D

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jeez America, you did it again👍

    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, other countries have their share of similar "thinkers". Greetings from Poland.

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    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logic plays zero role in the lives of conservatives. Remember when marriage equality was going to entirely destroy heterosexual marriage? And people would immediately move to marrying animals of all kinds? Why do they never realize that their constant doomsday and slippery slope scenarios never, ever, ever, ever come to pass.

    Clark Meldrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes no sense considering there are a good percentage of gay couples that tend to adopt children.

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    #19

    Did You Guys Hear The Big News!?

    Did You Guys Hear The Big News!?

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists finally were women. Representation is important.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occasionally a few slip in when the misogynists aren't paying attention. But they have to be sneaky about it.

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    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem (I'm 87) is that these youngsters don't know anything about sex 😐

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Roach wrote a wonderful book about this!

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they want MORE is my findings , no complaints here

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony... venting about straight people making assumptions, and then assuming scientists are male...(Or scientists are viewed as people who don't age and don't have sex, also a possibility).

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears they did.... finally....

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    #20

    Guess Dude Never Wanted A 90s Jdm Sports Car

    Guess Dude Never Wanted A 90s Jdm Sports Car

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    Gary's Mind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she finds out that he doesn't know how to drive.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably only drives his stick 😉

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but those men want a virgin who also knows what they are doing....so "entry level" with 5 year experience sort of bullshit.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I'd prefer one that's already had the timing belt replaced, maybe some new ball joints. Who wants the potential hassles of new unproven designs?

    Tara Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only hear creepy men who only date under aged girls say this. I’ve never heard of a decent man say this garbage.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And women should settle for a clapped out banger that's exceeded its usable mileage?

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet if someone gave him a previously owned Ferrari, he wouldn't turn it down.

    Ashamba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative analogy: taking your car to the garage for a service, but asking the new intern (who has only ever looked at pictures of cars being fixed, maybe fantasised about fixing cars one day.. ) to take care of your oil change.

    1.21Gigawatts?!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to translate as best I could with this app. I’m not fluent in Arabic at all so I couldn’t find certain characters and had to go with the closest ones. Her name ROUGHLY translates to Zabnah. Please correct me if I screwed up the translation lol

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I try and care about my vehicles.

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    #21

    Accurate Representation

    Accurate Representation

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hypocrite. their "personality" is of love, and your's is of hate

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the point. Hypocrisy also appears to be a personality trait.

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    Sleazy Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite images on the internet, made by one of my favorite artists on the internet.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part of this is the "pee pee poo poo" bumper sticker.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot the flatearth101 sticker

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, not all of us Americans are like this. I'm bisexual and hate anything to do with politics.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tattooing Donald Trump's face on their ass is much more alarming to me than a nice gay couple.

    ShadowLand 🇨🇦
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bumper sticker "PEE PEE POO POO" 🤣🤣🤣

    Madison Sadler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Ellis! He's an awesome comic artist!

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    #22

    Both The Gays And Geometry Start With G.

    Both The Gays And Geometry Start With G.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids generally understand same-sex couples, it's just you that doesn't.

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, my 17 year old came out last Halloween. My 6 year old just wanted to make sure his big brother's boyfriend treated his brother good. That's literally all he cared about, that his brother was safe and happy

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    Lila Launehase
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Kids, there are women who love women, and there are men loving men. " My kids: "Ok!" *continue playing something*

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or square roots :( I will never understand why they teach them in school. I haven’t used one ever and if I needed it I have a calculator

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also hate the other lame excuse "kids will feel uncomfortable". No YOU are feeling uncomfortable! The kids are fine

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most little kids don't think of adults in terms of sexuality -- that's an adolescent/adult thing -- to them adult couples are just grownups who like each other or live together.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids think kissing is gross. They don't care if you're kissing a guy or a girl, it's just gross.

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    Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as simple as "Two people of the same gender are in love"

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids understand the only important thing. They understand love.

    Lo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach love triangles, not isosceles!!! 😋😅

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    #23

    Corona Straights Are Not Ok

    Corona Straights Are Not Ok

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to do with being straight or not. Let’s not turn this into a “straights are all bigoted idiots”. I am bi and know many wonderful straights that support others. This is not the way

    enby from hell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya tbh i just think it's "bigoted idiots are all bigoted idiots" at this point

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anything, time together makes my wife and I stronger, because we communicate better and less work-stress. Not sure what this is doing here, nothing to do with sexuality!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My other half is someone I LOVE.

    Fencat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has that got to do with being straight or gay?

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m working with my wife at home in our company and people are always astonished we can spend so much time together

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why is this in a list about homophobia? What's the connection?

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME 31 years and counting

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. So many people in miserable relationships. Just get out if you hate each other so much and stop bitching.

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    #24

    Are The Straights Ok?

    Are The Straights Ok?

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    HoneyBun Arts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly if i ever do a gender reveal the colors are going to be Black and White. Im not telling any mfs what gender is what.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do a gender conceal. What's the gender? We don't know. You won't know either. But there will be cake.

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    Kat
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So good that gender reveal isn't a thing in my country, it sounds really stupid. Having 3 children I can honestly say that gender doesn't matter. All that matters is if the child is healthy.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just invite folks over for cake. When I cut into the cake, nothing happens and I say, "F**k if I know the gender; I'm not even pregnant." C'mon, do I need a reason to eat yummy cake??

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skip inviting people over and just have cake.

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    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parties revealing a fetus' type of genitals is disgusting.

    JP Doyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun thing is that pink used to be boy and blue girl until the 1940's. The color assignment is just so arbitrary

    cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i choked while reading this

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I'm likely to have kids but if I ever had kids I'd have rainbow colours in a gender reveal as my kids can be anyone they want to be.

    the Me_greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the kid ends up being enby.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just told people as and when they asked if we knew what we were having. "Yes, a boy". None of this crap.

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain to me why a gender reveal is such a big thing? Are they doing it mostly to recieve gifts?

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    #25

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he still refused to perform same sex marriages. He is just a poser

    Assaj Ventress
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, but I think there’s a difference between supporting people and carrying out a religious ceremony to your god. I think it’s totally reasonable to expect total support and respect of the LGBTQIA+ community from religious leaders, but to effectively go to their god and perform a ceremony that in their religion undermines their god isn’t necessary. If there are priests that believe that that is ok in their beliefs then all power to them to perform the marriages, but expecting it of someone I think is not necessary. Just my opinion btw, and I 100% support the LGBTQIA+ community

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSSSSSSSS LETS GO THEY GOT PERMISSION FROM THE POPE SO SCREW THE HOMOPHOBES (and other anti LGBTQ+ people)

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the pope says you're children of God , who am I to judge. Welcome to the family 👪 👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👧

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    PjandBolt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true, I believe God loves all of y'all no matter what! and if you have different religious beliefs, cool!

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much like that retort. It shows just how idiotic these bigots can be - he has views which differ from mine, therefore he's not a true [religious denomination to which I personally subscribe]. Man made god in his own image, because everyone has a different opinion of what god really wants and - coincidentally, or not - it fully aligns with *their* personal beliefs.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And louder for the conservative trash in the back.

    rese_nese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS MY LOCAL NEWS STATION LETS F-ING GOOOO. sorry, i live in a state that doesnt get a lot of publicity. i get excited xd

    coraline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the pope knows that love is love...

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the phrase “is the Pope Catholic“ doesn’t just mean it’s something obvious but it’s an actual question.

    Laura Deckers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does using literally make it MORE true? He is the Pope. Sigh, crazy kids. LLAP

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    #26

    Thats The Whole Point

    Thats The Whole Point

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking! How will she ever live without men dont want to dating her! /s

    Judith Petree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so not true. A man will try even harder to get a lesbian into bed so that he can say he was such a sexy lover that he turned her straight.

    Olivier Caissy
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    It’s hard to see ‘the point’ when it’s on the same altitude as the international space station. Edit: over HIS head.

    jjdubs W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing you can live with that?

    trash panda
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    4 years ago

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    John Wilson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally speaking, those men with a Neanderthal brain would only be like that with lesbians who they don't think are attractive, but they'd be begging for the chance to date an "attractive" lesbian. That's due to the fantasy scenarios they've watched constantly on porn over the years.... ;-)

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    #27

    What

    What

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    Ritchat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my partner ever tried something like that, there would be casualties.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There'd be a bl00dy lump under the patio!

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    Enuya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my dear children, is why we invented divorces...

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two idiots in the picture: One does it and the other one accepts it.

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think that he's never had any staff of his own to line manage, so he has to improvise so he doesn't feel left out when the managers at work are doing annual reviews. Absolutely disgusting to treat your wife like that.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He smiles. At first she looks overwhelmed. Then she looks like she knows something he doesn't. Like what his toothbrush will be used for soon......

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's brainwashed, help her

    Anna Te
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this s**t? I would skin him alive and cook a soup of his bones.

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah he looks like a real prize.

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    #28

    Found On Technically The Truth, The One Bothered By The First Cartoon...

    Found On Technically The Truth, The One Bothered By The First Cartoon...

    blue_waffless Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mice, and why is part of his mouth not in the kiss?

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason that Donald Duck gets out of the shower with a towel wrapped his lower end but walks around pantless everywhere! LOL Oh them Disney mysteries!

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they showing this to kids, you ask? Television, sometimes shortened to TV or telly, is a telecommunication medium used for transmitting moving images in monochrome (black and white), or in color, and in two or three dimensions and sound. The term can refer to a television set, a television show, or the medium of television transmission. Television is a mass medium for advertising, entertainment, news, and sports. Television became available in crude experimental forms in the late 1920s, but it would still be several years before the new technology would be marketed to consumers. After World War II, an improved form of black-and-white television broadcasting became popular in the United Kingdom and United States, and television sets became commonplace in homes, businesses, and institutions. During the 1950s, television was the primary medium for influencing public opinion. In the mid-1960s, color broadcasting was introd- *thy cane yoinketh away*

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Mickey kissing Minnie doesn't exactly look consensual.

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cartoons were first introduced, they were intended for adult audiences and filled with adult topics, adult themes and sexual innuendo. The Hayes Code put a stop to much of that. Fleischer Studios transformed its most famous character Betty Boop from sexy flapper to pretty school teacher. In the 1950s and 1960s, television became mainstream and the resulting demand for content brought many of these old cartoon shorts to children's programming, pre-Hayes Code versions included. Even today, animations intended for children often include adult topics. Whether these topics are appropriate for their children is up to the parents to decide.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the kerfuffle about the purple Teletubbie carrying a pink handbag? They are TELETUBBIES! They’re genderless!

    Ariana Whitby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didnt look lose at the pfp of the comment at the bottom and thought it was hagrid. i read the 'those are rats' in his voice

    lol idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... that Micky Mouse scene was when Micky continuously kissed Miney without consent.

    David Blake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you guys seen the episode of the loud house where its shown Luna has a crush on her friend Sam? My Mom lost her f*#%ing mind when she saw that and told my little sister to turn that garbage off. I shook my head, and we went and watched it in my room.

    Leila Orozco Francis
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    #29

    I Just Saw It And Liked The Response

    I Just Saw It And Liked The Response

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, why can't she have kids and still work? Crazy man putting that crap on his 4 year old

    Sara G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow would've thought? I work full time and am a full time single parent. It's really hard, don't get me wrong, but I genuinely love both.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my 1 year old what she wanted to do in life. She said "eat, play, and sleep." Which is strange because she is a cat.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ben Shapiro. Enough said.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben is a fckn d**k any how

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is even scarier is that Ben Shapiro has reproduced.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my daughter the same thing. She said, “Those are my only two options? Why the f*** did you bring me into this f***ing world?!?”

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that when you explained that you were asking her which would be more *fun*, not that she has to choose? Or did you miss that part yourself?

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    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I explained childbirth to my 5 year old. She is now a firm believer in adoption.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, if ANYBODY could choose not to work and still get lots of money, they'd choose not to work.

    Scarlett Fox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a stay-at-home mom IS work - A LOT of work - you just don't get a salary.

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, she is YOUR daughter.. she is 4.. how many outside influences do you think she has at 4? Just you and you are referring to her as a victim...yikes

    Lo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six months??? Sure bud. Honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm, bc that answer isn't real whether allegedly coming from a six month old or a six year old

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    #30

    Yeah, My Homophobic Uncle Watches This 24/7 And I'm Sitting There Like "¿¿¿???"

    Yeah, My Homophobic Uncle Watches This 24/7 And I'm Sitting There Like "¿¿¿???"

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my school it was considered “gay” if a boy wasn’t comfortable being naked or showering around their male classmates. Sure, wanting to see your male friends is super straight…

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We girls did not have showers or a dressing room. Because why would we? …

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In summary, UFC is mostly 2 guys in underwear rolling around on the ground with their legs wrapped around each other.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody that knows a bit about ancient greek sports would say that it's quite tame in that regard nowadays...

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how people are referred to as the straights and the gays its like some sort of weird version of west side story but with gangs based on sexual orientation

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered about that. Same with American football.

    Linziaj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wrestling is now gay erotic foreplay !?! Thought it was men with ego problems. Oh is that incorrect also :|

    Shayda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint me like one of your French girls

    Stephanie Goranson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You "mount" your opponent when you begin wrestling...If that isn't gay erotic foreplay, I don't know what is lol

    Alfred Stöhr
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it though? I've been watching wrestling for 25 years, and never because it aroused me. There's so much more to modern pro-wrestling than "two guys in underwear rolling around". That's what it may have been in the 1930s.

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    #31

    Like Come On, Show Some Creativity

    Like Come On, Show Some Creativity

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gender reveals are bad anyway, you're pressing your idea of your kids identity on them before they're even born! sex does not equal gender and gender in of itself is a social construct

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, I've always thought that they're either highlighting the fact they don't view the genders equally, or if they believe in equality, then they're essentially celebrating genitals.

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    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love that the gal that popularized gender revel parties back in the aughts has publicly said that they were a terrible idea.

    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gender reveal! *purple balloon floats up* HOWEVER THE F**K THEY IDENTIFY!!!!! Parents: "Oh, yay! Just what we hoped for!" *wipes tear*

    TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonono, you misread the card. It said gander reveal party: *18 geese appear and begin to attack everyone there*

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Genders are infinite, and you don't know in utero. Give the kid a few years.

    K. Anderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigger surprise is to wait until it’s here. SURPRISE!!!!

    yourdailydoseofcrazy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone please explain? how is gender different from sex? isn’t a gender reveal just revealing the gender…. i don’t really get why that’s wrong. they can choose their gender if they want, i still don’t get the problem. gender reveals are kinda strange tho cause nobody cares what gender your baby is and the reactions are the same…

    Juno French
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put very simply: sex is the biological stuff, like genitals, hormones, and chromosomes. Gender is a wider spectrum that has to do with expression and presentation, like pronouns, names, and style of dress.

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe just stop trying to force your beliefs regarding gender onto a child whether they are born biologically male or female is the point if they later on in life realise they are a different gender thats their to discover for themself. people should stop focusing so much on this and let people live their lives and stop trying to force others to believe the same thing they do

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Perfect Gender Reveal is..... When the Doctor who delivers the baby, announces if it is a Girl baby or a Boy baby. What ever. It is still a baby.

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    #32

    How The Turn-Tables

    How The Turn-Tables

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is. Using gay as an insult is homophobic, using straight as an insult is heterophobic. Fighting bigots generalising straight people is not the way. Same with gay people who are openly biphobic, I never get what we did to them.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually agree, but in this sense, he meant it as a joke.

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    the Me_greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is hetrophobia a real thing? I feel like this is a joke.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet 1,000% of homophobic asshats do not know the word "heterophobic"

    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as 'heterophobia', according to this equal rights group.. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinknews.co.uk%2F2019%2F08%2F30%2Ftheres-no-such-thing-heterophobia-says-equal-rights-group%2F&psig=AOvVaw1VSk255eS51BjzeaP56YGe&ust=1626241740504000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjhxqFwoTCJjIjtys3_ECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just calling people out for a good time.

    Aaron Meadomore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that just so they know how it feels :P

    Amelia G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone finally understands me

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    #33

    Hypocrisy

    Hypocrisy

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    Katie Brandon
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    4 years ago

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    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesbians are only disgusting to straight males only if they're not smoking hot or smoking hot and making out with or having sex with another smoking hot woman.

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have looked at him all confused and said "but don't you like girls?", and when he said of course then I could have pointed out how disgusting he thought it was.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably right before watching a certain sub-genre of videos...

    Thomas Patterson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never say that it is disgusting to like women, even if it was another women that liked the woman. I would just compliment her saying she has good taste.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stand the competition, eh?

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't being rude or anything, just put this comment under the wrong post.😂

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    #34

    Proper Grammar? In My House!??!? I Don't Think So

    Proper Grammar? In My House!??!? I Don't Think So

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ridiculous. we should teach kids about lgbtq+ pronouns though too!

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that we all just had neutral pronouns like the some languages have. I will never understand and the need of gendering or sexing a person

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just makes me feel bad for the kid who has THAT for a parent

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am gonna really confuse people and tell them my pronouns are me, my

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if this is all about that ignorance is bliss thing, I think they get the wrong idea

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I push the pronouns agenda on my ESL students, too!

    MyWeird “WolvesGoTo” DailyLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV [bad] fully grown Cis people saying they don’t have pronouns

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar is important and something used pretty much every day.

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    #35

    A Gay Friend Shared This On Facebook

    A Gay Friend Shared This On Facebook

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we please just GET RID of fragile/toxic masculinity?!?!?!

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gender roles please. They just harm people. Do what you like (as soon as you don’t harm others). You like pink? Or football? Or ballet? Short hair? Whatever. It does not matter what genitals you have, just do you.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, high heels were originally invented FOR men, it was quite a long time later when they started to be "for women only".

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Further proof that stereotypes change over time, and thus we can change them to something that doesn't encourage needless conflict and/or destructive behavior.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those clothes looks gorgeous I tell you. GORGEOUS. I want them.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this because of green M&M's?

    Hot Babushka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one guy I know felt SO threatened in his masculinity when he had to wear makeup after losing a contest. he literally had to wear mascara and eye shadow, and it was only in front of people we knew, and not even for a whole day. he's also a trump supporter tho, so no surprise.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really never knew ‘green’ s**t was queer. So...I’m not gay, and I do that stuff, but my gay-living-with-a-man-my-age father refuses to do anything environmentally conscious...ummm...huh.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to point out the glorious tights in the painting :)

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s be fair. Most of those men were bisexual back then. As were the women.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when the opinions of complete strangers are more important than not shitting where you eat.

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    #36

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    K Killian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine that a straight person's motivation for telling a gay person that it's okay to be gay is to let them know that the straight person is an ally. Probably not the most effective way of communicating that fact, but it sounds like a straight person who is trying.

    Lo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very "He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And force the bigots to confront their latent homosexual desires and possibly have a life-changing epiphany that will lead them to greater happiness? The audacity! We might even remind them that the term "gay" actually means "joyful" if we did that!

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not everybody who's gay knows that it's okay to be gay. Some of the most vocal, bigoted, vicious homophobes are self-hating closeted homosexuals. We need to get the message to *everybody* that it's okay to be gay.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it should be 'I am okay with you being gay', just said in a clumsy way. (Poem was not intended)

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots of people feel like they will be judged if they come out.... so this lacks logic.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it doesn’t. If straight people were ok with people being gay there would be no judgement and nobody would be afraid of coming out.

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they don't want to listen.

    Aria Gravley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the first line and was angry at whatever (idk) then I read the rest and I’m like, ‘awwww this warms my heart’

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Yeah just go ahead and dis on people who are trying to be supportive

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    #37

    Showers Are Gay

    Showers Are Gay

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    Marianne Contrino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I forgot that was even a thing until just now....but dammit, back in the day, that term was EVERYWHERE!!!

    Crowley The Snake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it on The Amazing Race recently and got super confused, "a sexuality I haven't heard of?' no a guy who takes care of himself

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid in the early 2000s I thought "metrosexual" meant they were in love with trains....a simpler times.

    1.21Gigawatts?!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at this post today and thought it was a fake sexuality for trains. Like similar to Barlo, attraction to bees…

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you shave METRO you bathe METRO aftershave METRO nice clothes METRO

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it the term for heterosexual men who take care of their looks, hygiene and manners?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metrosexuals when they use the London Underground: https://i.imgflip.com/44nam6.png?a451320

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! I was literally just thinking about this.

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Lumbersexual, for those who didn't bathe?

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he works all night and he sleeps all day....."

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    #38

    Is It Gay To Not Have Skin Cancer ?

    Is It Gay To Not Have Skin Cancer ?

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine. If we could get everyone with masculinity so fragile to go battle the sun, I think the world might be a much kinder place to live. (Joking. I'm not actually advocating for genocide. I'll settle for changing minds.)

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if they willingly chose to go battle the sun it would be less like genocide and more like natural selection.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Greece where if you don't want to be a pussy and wear sunscreen, then you will be a very bright red d**k! Choose!

    Pam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently blistered skin is a hetero thing

    Felype Rennan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being a a light-skinned monkey and thinking that you can beat a massive space fireball nuclear reactor

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let evolution straighten this out, I think.

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's called natural selection.😜

    Leila Orozco Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid anyone wants to avoid skin cancer

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would win? 1 Trillion Men vs The Sun

    3 pandas in a trench coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is more manly and attractive to a woman than skin cancer. (its a joke)

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, how many pushups do I need to do to stop having really pale skin?

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    #39

    Posting This Again Cos I'm A Dummy And Forgot To Cover Names

    Posting This Again Cos I'm A Dummy And Forgot To Cover Names

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because queer people exists? Same reason as why to add women or non Caucasians.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well lets be honest a lot of gamers freaked out about that too. And a lot of female characters are grossly sexualized. Who the hell goes into battle in a thong bikini?

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    Meg Curry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...still forgot to cover the names.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, people have been making LGBTQ+ Sims since the very first game. Never mind RPG games that allow you to romance people (Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Stardew Valley, to name a couple.)

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once played a super cool video game whose main character was a super hot black gay girl. And you had to play as her. You know what? It was a great game!

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have aproblem with trees but wtf are they in all those landscape paintings!

    Madeleine Christiansen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't have a problem with idiots but why tf bring it into a video game? I don't f**king understand.

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    #40

    This Comic By Kasia Babis Is This Sub

    This Comic By Kasia Babis Is This Sub

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you see the brides father over there in the corner with a shotgun?

    barnaby staniland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a wedding photographer and hate seeing stuff like this. You know, just don't marry her if you don't want to. It's not cute

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: heteropessimism. It's such a weird phenomenon. It's like straight people resent being straight but what are you gonna do? It's this attitude that if your hetero-partner is somehow just awful but you're gonna be in a relationship anyway because what else can you do? It's absolutely awful and astonishingly unhealthy.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a valid reason to ask.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how this is even a thing. It's insulting to the groom as well as the bride.

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    #41

    They Don't Know

    They Don't Know

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    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf would buy those for their son?! But then again with girls tees.....

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pedophiles are sexualizing children. There is a difference, you know. And according to the statistics there are far more pedophiles among straight people.

    Alfred Stöhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the rebuttal - how are LGBTQ people sexualising children?

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm straight and my son would never wear anything like this.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a part in the new season of Atypical where the mom tells her newly out daughter that one of the joys she has is going to target and moving some of the boys clothes to the girls section and some of the girls to the boys. If I ever leave the house again I'm going to start doing this in clothing stores

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted this and then realized I need to clarify that I am against the sexualization of any child and these "only date models" "ladies man" etc shirts are wrong on all levels and don't belong in any store.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe people who say stupid crap like that think that if they lie hard enough, everyone will believe them. (I mean it works on them so it has to work on everyone else, right?)

    Ariana Whitby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know right. for Christmas last year my grandma got my brothers, ages 6 and 2, shirts like chickens that say "Chick Magnet". i love her, but so outta pocket, old lady

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    #42

    Wild

    Wild

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    Pam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's only in the hetero world that this happens. Good to know. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Felype Rennan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its just a crappy meme. the internet is full of them.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is hetero culture ...it's 2021 and we are making vast generalizations about the majority of the population based on some back woods conservative posting on social media?

    #43

    Hell Naw To The Naw Naw Naw Naw

    Hell Naw To The Naw Naw Naw Naw

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA? Apparently

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today on Guess who voted Trump.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you lisped while you asked?

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safe is good, most masks people have been wearing (especially the reusable ones that barely get washed or washed with normal laundry) are not safe.

    Cordi Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf, there are people who don't wash/sanitise their reusable masks after using them? I am boiling and then washing my cotton masks after each usage. Guess I am way to young/innocent for the internet and I am 25...

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    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that means I am and was and still am during this whole mess (Bi, but whatever. Safety first!)

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    #44

    The Biggest Hetero Lie

    The Biggest Hetero Lie

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I feel like this post is on the wrong page or something

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes this specifically a "hetero" lie? Is there some misconception going around that same-sex relationships are healthier?

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One myth that needs to be dispelled is that gay relationships are always functional and healthy. I came across a guy on the bus who was upset. He was open to tell people his boyfriend beats on him and is trying to get him to lose his job. Apparently this guy just got out of jail from a domestic, physical fight. So... yeah, there's unhealthy relationships no matter what the orientation is.

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed and I worked with a homosexual male who went from unhealthy to gym rat, suddenly decided he was better than his partner, and started cheating left and right. Human relationships can be messy, being LGBTQ+ doesn't automatically make you superior in a relationship. However they're probably way better in one than I am. I will fully cop to that

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt and uncle would spar with each other at the gym.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this doing in an argument about gay and hetero?

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    #45

    Hating Their Wives Before They Even Get Married

    Hating Their Wives Before They Even Get Married

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    EyeYamStewPeed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To v - this isn't about you. Believe it or not, not everything is about you. This isn't about this person, either. It's about what's mentioned in the post.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that kills me is that traditionally a man asks a woman... then how by the bachelor party is this stereotypical man bemoaning his fate.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the history of mariage as mostly social contracts between families, I’m not surprised.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but seeing how women were treated you would expect the woman to be the one running away)

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    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this. It was funny for a hot minute when I was young but now that I'm in my mid 30s and never been married it seems that some lucky people take advantage of their wedding bliss and forget about why they're with the person in the first place.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the first one used in a clever way once for a Halloween wedding. The bride was painted up as a vampire about to sink her teeth into the groom. But seriously, folks, if you don't want to get married, just don't get married.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood this!

    Sandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tell you to get married and when you do get married they act like its a trap or prison.

    Iffydust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If would be a whole lot more louder compaints, If it was the husband dragging the wife on the wedding cake topper XS

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iv'e never understood that. Is it supposed to be funny? Why marry if you don't really want to?

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor. The more important question is why are you so worried about it? The particular couple's first step into marriage impacts you in what way?

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    #46

    Men Can Wear Make Up, But *only* If Extreme Conflict Ensues...

    Men Can Wear Make Up, But *only* If Extreme Conflict Ensues...

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they got rid of the "for men" underneath, I bet it could've been a popular product for all genders. What's more badass than putting on WAR PAINT every day? Such a shame, what a waste.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former sister-in-law is half Choctaw Native American. She calls her make up "war paint".

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That concealer is probably more opaque than the barely pigmented crap that costs $10 at the drug mart.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he’s not going to war with that awful haircut!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but can you put two stripes of it on your cheeks to be a badass

    SZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already call my make up war paint, do other people not?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard women's makeup referred to as war paint too. Not that they would market it that way, but it was a term for makeup. The last time I heard that was in the 90s though.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple marketing - if it helps to boost sells, it will be done

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    #47

    Wow

    Wow

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they have mustaches?

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, moustaches are perfectly safe. The most heterosexual form of facial hair. Tom of Finland might disagree though.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, dude, if you're having "indecent thoughts", it ain't other people causing it ( with or without beards ), it's all *you*.

    Ashamba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the occasional curly beard hair on my chin (that's been randomly sprouting since I hit my 30s) make me dangerously attractive to other straight women?!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you to tell The Rock that he looks like a woman.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Arnold Schwarzenegger. He'd probably tell you to stop and then lecture you on why that's not ok.

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    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about women with beards?? 😝

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain actually broke down trying to follow that logic.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they like men with beards?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, given how a certain culture in certain parts of the world treat women and LGBQTs that shouldn't be a surprise to hear....

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it OK to say "women" and "LGBQT" but not name the "certain culture"?

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smells at closeted gay

    Fencat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This chap should have a good look inside his closet. He might find himself there

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    #48

    Omg A Man???

    Omg A Man???

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three men and a baby was a good film :)

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite bit was Tom Selleck reading about a bloody descriptive boxing match in a soothing voice to the baby. The baby looked very content.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was born in 1925 and raised on a farm. Served in WWII. My Mom was a stay at home Mom and did do more of the child-rearing activities. But my Dad never thought of it as solely her job. He made dinner most Sunday nights (pancakes and pizza mostly). He would tuck us in bed, give us rides. I was the baby, so I don't know if he changed diapers, but I'm sure he would have at least done it without hesitation if needed. He would never have called it "babysitting" when my Mom went out and he was home with us. I just don't understand men who don't think it's their role. Just spew the sperm out and walk away (even if in the same house). The generation is not the reason (or excuse).

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30! yrs ago ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (Terminator himself!) cared about children as Kindergarten cop. Soooo... what is your point again???

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point is that this is supposed to be inherently funny. The idea that man + baby = hilarious.

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    Chris McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The house is a tip, but *he's doing his best*' - a woman doing the same gets called s**t, etc.,

    Ariana Whitby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy Daycare was a masterpiece, but yeah i see where theyre going with this

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    #49

    This Is Some 19th Century Sexism

    This Is Some 19th Century Sexism

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    THE GREAT PAPYRUS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOSENT APPROVE OF PEOPLE BEING MEAN BECAUSE OF GENDER!

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum (64) who both plays games and sews is amused.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, he's so edgy! I bet he'll tell all his friends what a macho badass he is!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make any sense... like even it a reality where only me play video games she could be buying it for a son or BF... This seems like it's set up.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's okay pal! However i have a sewing machine in case you want to sew your mouth until you learn being less sexist!

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it never occurred to that idiot that she could be buying it for a boy? Or is he just to anxious to spout off his sexist bullshit to consider that?

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    #50

    I Don’t Know If This Has Been Posted Here But....

    I Don’t Know If This Has Been Posted Here But....

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 24 gay? Why not 56?

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that it is about a common game in Brazil where the number 24 is assigned to the deer. Deer in Brazilian is used as a slur for homosexuals. Any Brazilians here to correct a probably incorrect woman?

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    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine, so fragile that even a number scares you..

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the number 24 being considered gay is about the weirdest thing i've ever heard

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brazilian... Yep, tis true. Also the use of deer or gazelle as gay slurs.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's plenty of taboo numbers already in western culture: 13, 69, 666... Do we really need to add another?

    Pam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, are you able to tell me how old you are?" "Sure, I'm 23 plus 1 years old." "...you mean 24 years old." "No, that's gay." "..." Anyone else feel how strange that conversation would be or is it just me?

    TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24 is my favorite number and the day I was born on.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make a number gay? And if a number IS gay, who cares?

    Carl Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soisant neuf,and if you don't know what sexual activity that refers to, look it up.

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    #51

    It Just Blows My Mind How Literally No One Questioned This Or Thought It Was Weird

    It Just Blows My Mind How Literally No One Questioned This Or Thought It Was Weird

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or with Beast, a violent kidnapper who looks like a horned wookie

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so disappointed watching Luca :( I thought that perhaps they would be brave enough to show them holding hands or even a kiss on the cheek... but no

    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean between Luca and Alberto? I was wondering if that was what was supposed to be between them, but I thought that they might just be friends. It would be really neat to have an LGBTQIA+ main character in a Disney movie though.

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    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Didn't even process the lesbian couple. Did have a long talk after the bee movie because of how messed up the romance was in it.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    b********y is better than homosexuality... apparently.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a frog, a beast creature, and any other non-human character.

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    #52

    This Guy Isn't

    This Guy Isn't

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    Gary's Mind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a flower covered umbrella, because it's what we have available. So apparently, even though I've been married for 21 years and have 3 kids, I'm now gay. LOL

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrast with my dad who asked if I could sew him a mask when he couldn't get hold of one himself, I told him that the only spare material I had was pink with flowers. He wore that mask daily and would proudly tell whoever that his daughter made it.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to remember that the height of toxic masculinity back in the 90s was that "real men don't care", up to and including doing stuff like wearing pink and rainbows. Isn't it hilarious how things change?

    Tristan Kenyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gives a f**k, for that guy, let him inhale allllll the toxins

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only umbrella we have is a rainbow one. It’s rainbow colored, and pretty. But apparently the rainbow is gay now and people assume I’m gay. It’s a F*CKING PRETTY COLORED RAINBOW! I don’t have to be gay to like pretty colors.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn he accidentally a mouthful of ptussy because he's to manly to have a gay mask /s

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    #53

    If This Was Already Uploaded My Bad

    If This Was Already Uploaded My Bad

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not the same but let’s stop insulting each other for their sexuality

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest I think we need to draw these comparisons so they can actually hear/see how wrong they sound, then we can start not insulting each others sexuality.

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    Violet brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    straight and heterosexual? bro their the same thing

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but that makes him extra-straight!

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then they ask for straight pride... dude if you want to switch we'd be happy too. enjoy fearing for your safety and being invalidated every second of your existence!!!

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On what planet would that be?

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight and heterosexual are the same thing dude. We get it.

    J. F.
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    4 years ago

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    In case of Twitter it's fair to say that - "White Straight Men" are the main enemy in the imaginery war those keyboard warriors fight in. Wouldn't be a problem if the entertainment industry wouldn't use Twitter as measurement for the overall demographic opinion.That hurts the LGBQT community more than supporting it. He didn't say society or named a country in his claim

    #54

    At Least Learn How Hard It Is Before You Make One Off Statements

    At Least Learn How Hard It Is Before You Make One Off Statements

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    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this guy in a video I saw. He would walk down a street asking people if they thought being gay was a choice and if they said yes ask "When did you choose to be straight?"

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...after the college experience turned out to be meh.

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    #55

    The Gender Hands Tm

    The Gender Hands Tm

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made it clearly.... Weird!~

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More body hair? Doesn't mean women don't have hair, but men - sometimes - look like bears or racoons.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more scared by the proportion of the fingers

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you *really* needed to make the distinction, a hairy arm or a big clunky watch would have been better. Vitiligo and a tie-collar-bracelet? Nope.

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's me, a woman, with my badly bitten frodo fingers

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is, I can totally see wrist ties becoming a fashion statement...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly could be worse. I grew up in the 90s, and it was near-impossible to find shirts or blouses without shoulder-pads! And don't get me started on the stretch-pants except for some reason, they're all the rage again nowaday..

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so freakin stupid! Lol I needed that laugh... Nail polish, neck tie. Thank goodness for the distinction!

    Linziaj
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    4 years ago

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    You're reaching to take this to bits. Not every single thing has to be ambiguous

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the need of gendering the hands exactly?

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    #56

    Seriously Help Yourself Before Committing To A Relationship

    Seriously Help Yourself Before Committing To A Relationship

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Nonononono. I hate this saying, I find ot extremely dangerous. Phrases like this are one of the reasons why so many women (and people, in general) are in toxic relationships - they sooo believe they can change the toxic person by power of love and even refuse to accept help. But some people arr still spilling bulls**t things like this and believe it being "romantic".

    Bob Knob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dangerous part isn't that we believe we CAN change them, it's that we feel we are SUPPOSED to. Like, it's our job to take these broken @$$ men and fix them. And then we're left to feel like failures when we can't fix what's happy to stay broken. The entire belief is set up only to make women fail and keep the idea that men should be above us going.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    notice in this picture: straight, white blonde angel & black devil

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like one of the cat people from avatar was boiled for too long

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you, you cannot "change" someone to be a good person when they are inherently evil simply with love. My father is living proof of that.

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the biggest lie, you see it movies and books, and it's literally the number one reason for terrible relationships that shouldn't exist

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the whole Beauty and The Beast thing. You're not so special that you happen to be the one that breaks down the toxic personality of an abuser. As another analogy or example, the same trope is applied in equestrian movies with the one horse that ranch handlers are trying to "break" (tame/domesticate) but are unsuccessful, until a new visitor comes along (usually a soft spoken, angelic pretty girl) that seems to also be able to calm the horse and ride on it in no time.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, humans aren't horses. It's not a literal dog and pony show ;-)

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! *laughs in pansexual AFAB devil*

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this message can be misconstrued. I will clarify: I will merely be changed from single to taken when the right woman comes along.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's make this really clear: it is not the responsibility of any human being to change or improve another human being. Period.

    suvani subba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes tried it. was in toxic relationship thinking 'my love' will change it but in the end nearly became depressed and still have trust issues because of it. I urge everyone not to fall or romanticize toxic relationship.

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    #57

    Apparently, Love Is Gay...

    Apparently, Love Is Gay...

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they break up so he can find someone better, & she gets the cold, distant, unloving boyfriend she desires.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she had a boyfriend like that, she'd probably wonder why and break up with him 🤦

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love's a female trait? Oh no, I guess all my brothers, my dad, and my cousin are all female. I wonder how I'll tell them?

    ShadowLand 🇨🇦
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! If one of my husbands ever texted me that - I would probably still be married.

    #58

    Fellas Is It Gay To Sit Comfortably?

    Fellas Is It Gay To Sit Comfortably?

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally. That chair is screaming for thumbtacks and an angry porcupine.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are ridicously homophobic...

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because being uncomfortable with your body is the strict purview of straight people?

    #59

    W H A T

    W H A T

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he wants an anime body pillow?

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet half my savings that he has at least one

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your ideal woman is a blow up doll? Good to know

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. It's probably maybe supposedly possibly almost like women are humans too, and not objects or something...crazy idea right? /s

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should get a doll then. Would be win-win because he wouldn't have to deal with an actual woman and noone has to deal with him. :D

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention sarcasm: But no, women aren't objects. I just want a woman-shaped object. But I'm not a sexist. Really?

    Lucifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should just buy a sex doll & avoid interacting with humans. It'll benefit both.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... he's just an animal as well. We all are. Does he demand not to be seen as gross because he farts and stuff? THAT would really tip this over the edge...

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to sing when my husband farts: "My husband farted/And there's gonna be trooooooouuuuble!" Not quite a duet, but close enough.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want a woman that’s unable to release urine, poop or menstrual blood? So your perfect woman has sepsis?

    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then marry a mannequin or something what on earth

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    #60

    Bloody Hell...

    Bloody Hell...

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where? In my country you cannot ask a person their sexuality before donating blood. My best friend is a gay male and he never had issues. I hope that it changes in other countries.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true in the U.S. They don't ask sexuality, but they do ask if you're a man who has had sex with men. It is discriminatory, proliferates the idea of sex between men as unsafe/dirty, anti-science, and bars a lot of people from blood donation.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A leftover from the apperance of HIV I assume - maybe nobody bothered to update that rule

    Amy S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK the rule is "Men who have sex with men and who have had the same partner for 3 months or more are able to give blood. Anyone who has had a**l sex with a new partner or multiple partners in the last three months, regardless of their gender or their partner’s gender, must wait 3 months before donating."

    Tina Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Amy S. for sharing the information. To be clear, I don't agree with the rule (as I suspect you don't either) but I was curious where it came from. Since donor blood is tested for everything (even a cholesterol check in my area of the States:-) I don't think this rule is necessary and is discriminatory. However, I'm not a doctor. Maybe another Bored Panda who is knowledgeable about why this is still a rule would be kind enough to let us know?

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. It's f****d up. Also, donated blood is tested for lots of things, include HIV. Most gay people don't have HIV, just like most straight people don't have HIV. Ditto for all other sexualities that men who have sex with men may identify with. To bar all sexually active men who sleep with men from donating blood is discrimination.

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spain they test the donated blood. Donors may be sick without knowing.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country it's still 1 year. Pisses me off. Like we hsve a campain on tv to make people come to donate blood, but we just exclude one part of possible donors. How are gay people even more dangerous? ALL people can get diseases from unprotected sex...

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gay in a stable relationship for years isn't allowed to give blood but it's okay for the local whore to give blood. Even in Quebec, Canada gays cannot give blood. I thought we evolved beyond that.

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    #61

    Is It Gay To Have Have An Astrology Sign ?

    Is It Gay To Have Have An Astrology Sign ?

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't "gay" a old word for "Happy"? It is gay to be happy ev'ryone!

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be heard in a lot of old military songs - When Johnny comes marching home: "And we all were gay when Johnny comes marching home" / Long way to Tipperary: "All the streets were paved with gold so everyone was gay"

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's neither straight nor gay. It's pointless.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree, it can be very useful. For example if someone I know tells me that "you're only saying that because you're a Sagittarius" I know not to take anything they have to say seriously and to never ask them for advice.

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    Vermillion Ace #443
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taurus/Rabbit, male and doesn't care cuz it'a mostly entertaining bits someone writes about said signs.

    #62

    No Kink, Unless Straight Kink

    No Kink, Unless Straight Kink

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! This picture immediately makes me think of jeans....?!??

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend (a lesbian) once mentioned that most time somebody advertizes with homosexual content they us male models.

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, a kink isn't your sexuality. it's something youre into.

    Dorian Reeves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, however the lgbt and kink communities have a long and united history and both were deemed sexual perversions. One of the earliest pride flags is the leather flag.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. I don't mind the images (though a bit smaller would have worked fine). Now I'm wondering, though, what "no kink" actually covers? Is kissing someone's butt already considered kinky in this context? Or lap-sex? Or did they mean harder kinks like, for example, bondage? Because honestly, I wouldn't mind getting some pics of pretty men kissing each other's butt whereas some heavy bondage-pics would be a bit much.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one isn't even trying to not be porn.

    #63

    Am Straight, Can Confirm That We Are Not Ok

    Am Straight, Can Confirm That We Are Not Ok

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    #64

    I’m Not Really A Jojo Siwa Fan, But This Was Funny

    I’m Not Really A Jojo Siwa Fan, But This Was Funny

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    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the alternative for the daughter then? I thought having female role models was a good thing?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f*ck is a jojo siwa

    Mademoiselle Mirage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jojo Siwa is a YouTuber that has recently came out as lesbian. She has been on TV since I think she was 3 years old when she participated on the show Dance Mom

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    #65

    Now We’re Even

    Now We’re Even

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second one doesn't deserve respect from anyone, if you spread hate at least expect to have others not take you seriously!!!!

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It’s not a war between sexualities. It’s everybody against bigots

    Aaron Meadomore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "straight pride month" is pretty much just the rest of the year, are anti-lgbtq cishets really that stupid

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original one was made by a person who changed their ways and has realised they are bi!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet the coke-addicted trucker-looking-ass man thinks girl on girl is hot until he is actually presented with it.

    #66

    Fellas Is It Gay To Like Clouds

    Fellas Is It Gay To Like Clouds

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because they're pink? *shakes head sadly*

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say… red sky at night…

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole sky looks stunning, love those colors and the bit of cloud to make it pop just a bit more. I relish a chance to glance at an evening sky in the summer, makes you forget the stuff going on around you like straight people being dorks!

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How odd to think that appreciating nature and who someone is attracted to are somehow linked.

    Loralie Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they might be saying it because it looks like a LGBT flag? Not defending them but maybe that's where they're coming from?

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a little like the trans flag, with less blue at the top and bottom.

    #67

    Is It Gay To Put Effort Into Your Appearance?

    Is It Gay To Put Effort Into Your Appearance?

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas is it gay to treat your skin well?

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. Dump the good looking boyfriend, and get a new one with a lot of pimples. At least then people won't suspect you're dating someone who is bi. /s *eyeroll*

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would suggest this woman seek therapy for why she considers herself threatened by the idea that her boyfriend takes care of his own body. That can only end in win/win.

    Violet brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so much wrong w/this post, where to begin?

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy solution. Only date smelly unhinge I’d men from now on. Who surprise! Might still not be straight.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice: tell him you are a narrow-minded bigot and let him find someone decent to date.

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bish, i want to yeet you off to morag!

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men live in caves and have never heard of face creams, they hardly even wash themselves...

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen my share of shabby people out there, so it's kinda obvious they'd rather not go through the hassle of trying to look decent in public. 🙄 I'll try to make myself look nice too, but not all the time.

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    #68

    Entitled Much?

    Entitled Much?

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    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, that is just offensive for so many reasons. I just hope the daughter hasn't been struggling to conceive and has to see that.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who spent a decent amount of money with infertility to end up with no children, this bumper sticker actually hurt. I am mostly ok never having children but it still hurt.

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I hope they stay there for her sake and just to annoy you.

    Mattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not say "my wanker of a son kills my potential grandchildren every time he masturbates"

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your children do NOT owe you grandchildren. I made the decision to have my daughter. She is 100% entitled to make her own decision, because it's her life.

    Danjal Jannik TIndholm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin has three kids, two girls and a boy. The middle one, a girl, went up to her one day and said, "Mom, I don't want to have children" and my cousin said, "Good, you decide for yourself when you get older, it is 100% your choice".

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has told me she doesn't want kids. That's fine. Being a grandparent is not the beginning and ending of my life's goals.

    Cati
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wroong on so many levels.

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    #69

    Dear Fellow Inked Ladies, We Are Mentally Corrupted And Emasculating

    Dear Fellow Inked Ladies, We Are Mentally Corrupted And Emasculating

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants to be a stay-at-home mom. You marry her. Aliens invade. Your 15 year old daughter refuses to leave the house. She uses all the power from the generator to power the vacuum cleaner. Your attempts to fortify your home are botched by your daughter's constant flower gardening and window washing. Your house is gleaming. The aliens easily find you. As they devour your brain, you conclude this is somehow all your wife's fault.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please write a novel. That would be hilarious to read.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is an airline pilot. You marry her. Your 15 year old daughter wants to fly a plane. You can't say no. You sneak her past TSA and onto the tarmac. You strangle the pilot and copilot and let her launch the plane. It crashes 20ft down the runway, killing all the passengers and imploding in a giant ball of flames. As your bones break and skin sizzles in the cockpit, you're surrounded by the pilots you killed and your daughter's wreckage. You think to yourself, "If only I hadn't married a pilot."

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She goes to drinks with you. You marry her. Your 15 year old daughter wants a drink because over a decade ago, she knows Mom had one with you. You can't possibly refuse. You buy your child a bar.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His fake kids had smiles on their faces too. How awful lol

    Gary's Mind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has many tattoos, my daughter has tattoos, I have tattoos. This attempt at a human can f**k off.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy doesn't like tattoos on women...then he should just go find someone who shares his values, but he is so insecure he needs to make sure others believe the same thing.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has never had any kind of sex...ever.

    Rens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my tattoos and I want plenty more before I die. I can't wait to take my daughter for her first tattoo!

    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. That's so ignorant I can't even try to put myself in the posters place.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do they write like they are trying to tell their grandchildren where the family jewels are hidden with their dying breath?

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    #70

    This One Isn't

    This One Isn't

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I would never again wash his clothes. His action made that decision pretty easy.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, put them in a field before the mucker comes along.

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    Niki Norway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty funny. I get the impression they have a lighthearted and playful relationship.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, although it's a superficial impression judging solely from the cheerful picture of the woman. It could be entirely wrong.

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    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if she gets paid, plus over-time, plus weekend tarif, plus paid holidays, plus insurance, plus 13th month bonus....

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be preparing his bill.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, it would be cute if she was like an author or had some other independent wfh job but that’s just s****y.

    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It honestly looks like a joke between a wife and husband. Humor and spontinatity.

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh so hard though 🤣🤣🤣 I'm even thinking of making one for myself now. You can't judge this if you do not know the background

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should wash his undies with tons of soap and put them to dry without rincing them.

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She hates your guts cuz you believe this is her place of work. I take a bit of pleasure in washing my own clothes, it's a sense of personal responsibility for my daily wearings.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is if this showed up in a different post people would laugh because they knew it was a joke, but in this context the assumption is the many doesn't understand why this is offensive

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